Three Episodes in two days! What is going on? It's 2009 this week. Geoff and Jess watched Watchmen. I failed on that one. We all watched Drag Me To Hell and The Hurt Locker. Apparently I'm the only one on Earth that thinks Drag Me To Hell

Episode 39 2008 Slumdog Millionaire, Cloverfield, Tropic Thunder

Mar 1st, 2020 54m 48s

Two Episodes in one night! What the hell! We're back Baby! Probably not true. I'll probably go ghost again for another 4 months. Anyway, It's 2008 this time and we're talkin' Slumdog Millionaire, Cloverfield and Tropic Thunder.

Episode 38 2007 Juno, There Will Be Blood, 30 Days of Night

Feb 29th, 2020 51m 35s

Sorry about the crazy long delay between episodes. I just didn't feel like editing and then so much time went by. Blah, Blah, Blah. Enough time went by that I managed to lose the 2006 episode. So here is 2007 in which we discuss Juno, Ther

Horror Special 2019 Wolf Creek, The Crazies, Incident in a Ghostland

Nov 6th, 2019 50m 20s

It's a little after Halloween but who doesn't want more horror. Avoid the Christmas creep and listen to this episode. We picked three horror/scary movies to watch. One was picked by return Guest, Suzy. Give it a listen. There will be spoil

Episode 36 2005 Constantine, Redeye, Walk the Line

Oct 11th, 2019 38m 45s

2005 this week. There may be spoilers as we talk about Constantine, Red Eye and Walk the Line. I introduce this one as episode 35. disregard that. I can't keep track. Probably get the number wrong from here on out.

Episode 35 2004 Sideways, Closer and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Oct 11th, 2019 45m 52s

Coming in hot with another ep we recorded forever ago. Geoff is munching on food in the beginning. If that sort of thing bothers your then tough shit. We're talking 2004 with Sideways, Closer and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. I quit on

Episode 34 2003

Oct 2nd, 2019 54m 41s

We recorded this back in June i think. It's 2003 movies. There was a little confusion as to what we were supposed to watch. Give 'er a listen and tell us whatcha think.

Episode 33 2002 (the lost episode)

Oct 2nd, 2019 1m 19s

We're back again. Once again we were never really gone. I have just been too lazy to edit the episodes we have recorded. We've got like 9 episodes recorded. I'm going to try and bang them out faster than one a week. Unfortunately, this one

Episode 32 2201, Memento, Moulin Rouge, and Amelie

Jun 14th, 2019 58m 54s

We're Back!!!! We were never really gone. I have just been to lazy to edit an episode. The sun came out and enjoying the Florida sun seemed like more fun than editing audio. Anyway, Welcome back. We pick up right where we left off. 2001

Episode 31 2000 Snatch, Me Myself and Irene, Wonderboys

Apr 5th, 2019 49m 12s

Three good movies this week. Thanks for listening!

Episode 30 part 2 Oscar pick results and the 2000 list

Mar 27th, 2019 48m 52s

Part 2 of episode 30. We cover our Oscar picks and reveal the winner. Then we finally get to picking the movies to watch for the year 2000.

Episode 30 part 1 1999, The Cider House Rules, Dogma, and Election

Mar 18th, 2019 37m 47s

Part one of Episode 30. You'll hear why at the end. I finally picked a good one and Cider House Rules is boring! Enjoy. Part 2 coming soon.

Bonus Oscar Episode. The Green Book, Roma, Blackkklansman

Feb 24th, 2019 1h 7m

It's a BONUS episode! It's Oscar night! We discuss a few of the Best Picture nominees and make our picks for most of the categories. Winner gets to pick the next three movies. Enjoy!

Episode 29 1998, Shakespeare in Love, Ronin, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Feb 13th, 2019 1h 7m

The episode where Geoff eats pretzels and can't stop touching the mic. Enjoy!

BONUS EPISODE - Groundhog Day

Feb 2nd, 2019 28m 48s

In honor of Groundhog day, Here's a bonus episode. I talk with Nigel and Cheyenne about the Bill Murray classic, Groundhog Day. Enjoy. I didn't have them in the studio with me so there are some minor audio issues.

Episode 28 1997 Starship Troopers, The Devil's Own, L.A. Confidential

Jan 29th, 2019 54m 29s

One movie that was not as good as I rememberedOne movie that was way worse than I rememberedOne movie that was better than expected.It's 1997 this week on John Hates Movies. Thanks for listening.

Episode 27 1996, Slingblade, The People vs Larry Flynt, and Freeway

Jan 22nd, 2019 56m 50s

It's 1996 this week. Geoff and Jess hate on my awesome pick once again. Give it a listen and let us know if you agree with me or those other two about the movie Freeway.

Episode 26 1995 Braveheart, 12 Monkeys, The Usual Suspects, Clueless

Jan 15th, 2019 1h 5m

It's 1995. It's the year Geoff and I graduated from high school. So we had to watch a high school movie. We ended up with 4 this week. Well, between the three of us we watched 4 movies. Give it a listen. Good times. Next week it's 1996 a

Episode 25 1994 The Little Rascals, Natural Born Killers, and Pulp Fiction

Jan 3rd, 2019 1h 12m

It's 1994 this week. We tackle some classics. We start with my choice, The Little Rascals. Geoff and Jess hate on it unmercifully. Then Natural Born Killers and Finally, we talk way too long about Pulp Fiction. So long we realize we just h

Episode 24 1993 Menace II Society, Falling Down, and Schindler's List.

Dec 26th, 2018 1h 40m

WE'RE BACK! We weren't really gone. I was just too lazy to edit. It's 1993 this week and Geoff and Jess have the wrong opinion of Menace II Society. Falling Down and Schindler's list are also discussed. Welcome back. Enjoy!

Episode 23 1992 Glengarry Glen Ross, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Crying Game

Nov 28th, 2018 1h 15m

It's 1992 already and we saw some things this week. Powerhouse cameo by Alec Baldwin, amazing debut of Jaye Davidson, and possibly Keanu Reeves' worst performance ever.I maybe didn't hate anything this week but I certainly didn't love one of

Episode 22 1991 Defending Your Life, Cape Fear, Silence of the Lambs

Nov 20th, 2018 49m 19s

Geoff is back. We're talking 1991 with Defending Your Life, Cape Fear, and The Silence of the Lambs. Spoiler alert! Defending Your Life Sucks! Enjoy.

Episode 21 1990 Flatliners and Postcards From the Edge

Nov 13th, 2018 36m 30s

Covering 1990 this week. Just 2 movies and just 2 hosts. Geoff couldn't make it for this one. Should be back to normal next week. We're talking Flatliner's and Postcards from the Edge.