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Broadcasting live across the world right now. This is the John Jay and Rich

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radio program. Hi, Brittany Brave, how are you? I'm phenomenal.

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How are you good? So you're performing more this weekend? I am at

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the Desert Ridge in from on Sunday night. I'm doing some Yeah, I'm

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doing some local shows before that. But my first time in az first time

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performing and first time headlining. Have you been You've never been to that room

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before? First time? No? I haven't. Yeah, I'm I'm no

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stranger to the improv I do them all in South Florida and then that kind

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of catapulted me over here to the opportunity to come to Arizona. But I

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yeah, I'm excited. So your thing is tarot cards? Is that?

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Is that your gift? It's one of my things. I mean, I

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am a white woman named Brittany Braves, so obviously I'm into astrology and terror

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crystals and all of that good stuff. But yeah, I I close my

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shows by bringing the audience and and bring them on stage to get a tarrot

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reading from a comedian. What could go wrong? Can you give us some?

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I totally can. So Okay, let's go, let's go in order. How about we start with John Peyton already inform me that you're a Virgo.

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Yes, yes, Jeff, Yeah, Jane, Okay, okay,

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John Jay. John Jay is a Virgo, which means hard working, kind

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giving, and very sexually and emotionally repressed. Okay, John Jay. So

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right, I'm shuffling the cards. I'm shuffling the cards for those listening,

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feel free to google it. But I thought the lovers the lovers, John

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Jay. I see you joining a swingers party. I see you joining a

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swingers party in a retirement village. I see you eating radio and find yourself

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sexually. Make sure you stock up on the loof uzz because that communicate what

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you're safe for. It is. That's amazing You've You've just captured so much

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of I'm going to be a swinger. And lufah is safe word at a

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retirement village. I'm like, I'm like, really good at this note.

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That's good you're saying, don't break it hip. Okay, So how about

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go do Kyle. She's a libra okay, oh, Kyle. The libra.

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That means that she's she's creative, she's a communicator, she's very pacifying.

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She also can absolutely never make her mind up about anything. Okay,

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it's Kyle the Libra, Kyle the Libra, pulling a card I got the

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Night of Pentacles, Kyle. I just think your life would be easier if

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you had a pool boy to follow you around. Does isn't that what you

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call Scott. I'm looking at your cards and it's a Peter Pan like boy

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with a big pentcacle. That's not euphemism. A pencacle is a coin,

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and he's on a horse, and there's mountains and you just need somebody waiting

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on you and at your every becking call. That's that's what I see.

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And this he can take it. He's in a suit of armor, so

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Kyle, feel free to just absolutely degrade him. Okay, this change my

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life. You're welcome. So Rich ooh pisces man. Pisn so emotionally available

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and so loving and family oriented and also kind of dramatic and may or may

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not be unstable, but okay, Rich, that fits nice. Rich the

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Pisces we pulled? Ooh, Rich the Pisces. We pulled a night of

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swords. Okay, night of swords. This is a kind of Peter Pan

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looking pool boy like Kyle, but he's armed with a sword. Rich,

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I'll take you. Well, here's what I think. I think it's actually

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you, is what I'm thinking. I think you've been far too sensitive your

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entire life. You're coworkers and people around you think you're a pansy. So

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I think you need to I think you need to get a horse and get

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a sword, and I need you need to seek vengeance. That's what I

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see you. I am so ready for that. I am ready, right,

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I just I just think you've spent too much of your life afraid of

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murder and it needs to change now. Okay, so page is coming.

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Peyton's a Leo. Oh I love a Leo. I'm an Aquarius, Oh

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my favorite. Yeah, okay Leo, I love Leo's Oh my god,

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Leo's commander room. And they're they're warm there, their leaders, they're they're

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really they're really annoying. You always need to be the center of attention,

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Peyton. But we love you for it, everybody. Okay, Okay,

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Oh okay, so I pulled I actually pulled the lovers again. So it

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looks like I know this my possum workplace drama. But you're going to be

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joining the same swingers cult, and I know, but it appears like it's

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the two of you on this card. It's either gross or or or you

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guys are just gonna go to Coachella and do some iahwuaka Either that's more like

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that's I want. I want Peyton to watch me swing. Yeah, I

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actual swing, though I would be okay with that. I don't want to

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see as a swingers too bad. It's in the cards retirement to meet me

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John J. Blake and Kadem going to double date to a swingers club,

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Kadm. I'm just daying. We are you to go against the stars guy

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obviously, So, Brittany, how do people get tickets to your show?

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They can go to my Instagram, Brittany brave while you're there subspectingly, because

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why not? Everyone's blown late. No, I'm kidding, pretty brave on

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Instagram and at the Desert Ridge Improv West. I'll be doing some local shows

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before that, but Sunday night is my night and I'm always very interactive with

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the crowd. No two sets are ever the same, and judging by the

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show I did last night, Arizona's very fun. You guys are you guys

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are kind of maniacs so you're you're in town right now? I am.

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Yeah. I flew in yesterday and literally rushed to the club. I'm doing

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some spots. They're opening for somebody else and doing some local bar shows and

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stuff. And the crowds were The crowd were fertile. They were very excited

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and fertile and and fun. So I'm I'm even more excited for Sunday night.

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Very cool. Well, thanks for jumping on the air with us today. Thank you as well, and please honestly like take my advice to heart.

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I'm only a budding stand up comedian who just discovered her first tarrot cart,

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so I hope you guys really follow I'm already looking for some victims.

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You men are on the Jael exactly. Thank you, Brittany, have a

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great day. Thank you for jumping on all right,