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rubber stamps without first introducing May

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have ah, one of my earliest

2:56

passions. I'm not kidding, you can't

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be a stamp guy. When I

3:00

as a kid I wanted rubber

3:02

stamps, I thought for whatever reason

3:04

my dad would bring them home

3:06

and I'd. Just. Pound them

3:08

on a piece of paper and rails

3:10

signs such as Sf A you love

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the way says yes I had was

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random House like you're passing was like

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a business Rubber Sciences or Atlanta boy

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has a notary or patent clerk. I

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just one agitated or you know or

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debunk old the right. It wasn't like

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Blaze my Me at My and Gayle

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my lived lead Jordan Jesse go legend

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and do what I have to answer.

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name system. Is

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run out of the friend. I really. Did a

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couple of all some measure of

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at my mom's name skill. Ah

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emphasis now and. In a

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pseudo my yeah, Gail in the

4:03

eighties when she was wearing two

4:05

different colors of Congress All Stars.

4:08

Ah, Gail collected rubber stamps and

4:10

see would send me birthday cards

4:12

and may be covered in adorable

4:14

rubber stamps. have like different kinds

4:16

of dogs yeah and flowers and

4:18

unicorns and stuff. That

4:21

was what I assumed you

4:23

were into as a child,

4:25

not ones that say. Ah,

4:27

Notice so notarized is funny cause I

4:30

stuck with me. Actually it is the

4:32

typeface it is making planting down an

4:34

immediate logo salvage like. My dad had

4:37

a fair banks, one like his signature

4:39

and other layer Dad had one with

4:41

his signature county tax assessor. He i

4:43

was like a government i can't be

4:46

you know sign and four to five

4:48

things that day. Know or have an

4:50

auto, have it your houses and assign

4:53

proclamation. Was that not

4:55

open An Auto Bahn? I used to operate the

4:57

auto. Pen when I worked in the Mayor's

4:59

office in San Francisco and really third of

5:01

certified Auto Ten operator. absolutely I got I

5:03

got the full certification. You have your boilers

5:05

license to or I do you. Boiler

5:08

making was now yes I don't know how

5:10

to operate of okay I did. You could serve

5:13

a beard a shot to have access. To

5:16

a long weekend a trading. it's

5:18

like yeah, I guess Cpr? Would

5:20

you want to start babysitting? I

5:22

guess that they probably just print

5:24

signatures on official proclamations now with

5:26

a laser printer. Now ah, and

5:28

I know in Los Angeles A crazy

5:30

thing about Los Angeles is there is

5:33

an official. City. Employee who

5:35

is a calligrapher like is now

5:37

this gray employee's job is to

5:39

make the proclamations by hand and

5:41

calligraphy which is so if you

5:43

ever go into like a dry

5:45

cleaner where it was you know

5:47

Milton Edu Dry Cleaner day is

5:49

Blake It is beautifully have eyes

5:51

were that was famously a job

5:53

as around that time my mom

5:55

was like i'm on a new

5:57

gag and she started doing. Court

6:00

room stenography training which of. Is

6:03

the. Short Hand typing. Yeah it's like

6:05

you difficult your fingers go in like a

6:07

little machine that wouldn't whatever direction the axle

6:09

and she was trying to get faster in

6:11

there are you gotta. Twenty

6:14

words faster than that. but I remember

6:16

also practicing calligraphy around that time. I

6:18

bet it was for that reason has

6:20

lessened else she knows karate. She was

6:22

just as he was just looking at

6:24

the list of civil service exam some

6:26

my trying to so it may I

6:28

am in the Mayor's office. Winnings if

6:30

you imagine like a machine the size

6:32

of one of those large format printers

6:34

that you see in a t shirt

6:36

shop or something. Yeah you know like

6:38

five feet wide and five feet tall

6:40

sort of deal. And you know two

6:42

feet deep only inside of it. Were.

6:44

Just mechanical gears. Yeah, and you'd put it

6:47

saying in a in a window like there

6:49

was like a window on that you know

6:51

you'd put it down under of under a

6:53

clamp. Yeah, with a window there and a

6:56

pen that was straight up and down. Money

6:58

would reproduce Willie L. Brown Juniors signature based

7:00

on basically a spiral graph system. Yeah, and

7:03

the machine takes up a whole room. Yeah,

7:05

when I really could just be sitting in

7:07

a chair. What the hell is Willie Do

7:09

And that a man was a man. A

7:12

a lazy as if is a pile of

7:14

rocks. At the Growing As Brown, he

7:16

definitely didn't work from five am until

7:18

one am. Every single day it'll look

7:20

at his schedule and be like how

7:22

can a human being do they are

7:24

that for a it absolutely of maniacal

7:27

human being. So Jordan did some research.

7:29

yes ah, a script to fill you

7:31

in a couple couple episodes. Go! I

7:33

made a joke about being. Two.

7:35

Kids in a trance can yes we a deal

7:37

It's a class has it? Yeah yeah I it's

7:39

it I one and I do I know it

7:41

to you or your jail. Sure I lot i

7:44

but I only little like a i do it

7:46

a lot It's a well that I'd go to.

7:49

That I have a lot of a host I

7:51

wouldn't say. I said two kids and a trench

7:53

coat Code trying to get into an R rated

7:55

movie in the late nineties? Thank you! Yes, I

7:58

was early to the game and. Are

8:00

all the other podcasts are as who make

8:02

two kids and a trenchcoat jokes copying me.

8:05

Yes, They are and they have

8:07

the same green and it's my. Pack.

8:09

Rat shouldn't have tweeted that that one

8:12

time. The as a fair I mean

8:14

we're the first comedians. That's true, That's

8:16

true. Yeah so everyone else just by

8:19

being funny is copying us and we

8:21

get to be mad about it. Entertainment

8:23

Yeah that's why we're imagine when others

8:25

are zig and true is why we

8:28

stops being funny many years or I

8:30

started saying saying there somewhere a people

8:32

your enough l follow suit as good

8:35

as they have yeah that is Patty

8:37

as like a post rock. it's. A

8:39

sonic youth behind are like who

8:41

needs melodies Man, it's about the

8:44

affair. Me about the noise. Summer

8:46

Noise. Pure Decimal. Who suggests. That

8:49

asus anyway or other throbbing gristle as

8:51

much as assess assess I'm so so.

8:53

I felt bad when I made this

8:55

joke. I was like i do this

8:57

a lot of see like I hear

8:59

this a lot and and and I

9:01

just it. It's at me smiling I'm

9:04

like where does this even com France

9:06

because there's a lot of jokes about

9:08

the joke right last like. There's there's

9:10

and there's some great ones like the

9:12

at that Vincent adult men on both

9:14

Jack Horseman very funny. There's a two

9:16

kids and a trenchcoat character, the repairs

9:18

and has like a little emotional arc.

9:21

It's very funny people have done great

9:23

great things with this premise. Your premise

9:25

with your of my premise. It's possible

9:27

to do a creative reinterpretation of one

9:29

of Jordan's ideas, isn't I am A

9:31

Jordan is pretty chill about yes yeah

9:34

For the most part as long as

9:36

you're animating and are some that if

9:38

you just say it and conversation. Yeah.

9:40

Well podcast? Well Jordan

9:42

has. Really heavy duty

9:45

representation. Life? Yes, that's more than

9:47

will hire that private investigator that

9:49

ruined Velvet People in Hollywood lives

9:52

that were destroyed, theirs has waned

9:54

or whatever. And isn't that p

9:56

I A quite coincidentally of many

9:58

litigious Children's Day. About

10:00

three. Hundred years

10:03

I'm doing quotation marks businesses young children

10:05

represent. Or as I didn't say, the

10:07

trenchcoat makes sense when he's a P

10:10

right? right? Exactly like Athena. You see

10:12

somebody these days weren't a trenchcoat. What's

10:14

going on here? Yeah, yes, we're that.

10:17

he wears last her Aca fedoras for

10:19

her know. The

10:21

kids don't want to lose their shit or

10:23

as victims are word and where are the

10:25

author's name is Dawn and where he gonna

10:27

galleria that get a had wrapped up our

10:29

mess. So there's a there's a website.

10:31

They are James in an office. Or

10:34

waste of space than that does that

10:36

signing muscle they meet somewhere for the

10:39

telephone answering girl the be all but

10:41

I'm not gonna say they are mounted

10:43

and so just three other kids earth

10:45

and little pencil skirt. Jackie!

10:48

Oh happy! So.

10:52

I I edit em. I've got me thinking like

10:54

I know the jokes about this but I don't

10:56

know. Like where. Did I see

10:58

this growing up right? Yeah. didn't even put my

11:00

finger on like where did this come from trying

11:02

to remember to and I went on like if

11:04

the car show with your dad. Was

11:06

a success as it began to

11:09

be just as bad as added

11:11

Levin Auto Zone in a California

11:13

Angels game. I just try to

11:15

imagine Laces ordered mine and my

11:17

hundred and yes, but like Irvine

11:19

Spectrum, Irvine Spectrum, The Great Mauled,

11:21

it's just getting bigger. Yep, as

11:23

far as you probably played, the

11:25

improv of the Irvine Spectrum has

11:27

I during quarantine quite regularly? That's

11:30

the word I stumble on regularly.

11:32

Regular Li somewhere to how bout

11:34

you the I bet you're good

11:36

at it regularly. Oh God Ram

11:38

and a Cadence regular read regularly. I

11:40

wasn't only available in Irvine Improv and

11:43

do their outdoor dry then Styles Hills

11:45

where you would stand on the top

11:47

floor of the parking garage. And.

11:50

Do stand up for. A

11:52

hundred cars wow and some of

11:54

them with roll down their windows.

11:57

I'd is this seems like so long

11:59

ago. The way now. but they wouldn't. Everyone.

12:02

At a laughing technique with their honking that

12:04

if they like to joke they got B

12:06

B B B B beat rights and would

12:08

be different groups. like of a group of

12:11

cars over here thirty cars started honking. it

12:13

was just slam. I'm going to be sorted.

12:15

So interesting are going to be frank press.

12:19

This. Is just a dream you had. I

12:21

like we all went through a lot during

12:23

that time in this is just a merger

12:25

a better had into mouser bit late two

12:28

thousand one and then I came home and

12:30

finished and entire dollhouse sisters making tiny ball

12:32

except with us all that I used to

12:34

do I'm actually proud of me back then.

12:36

When am I to win now and notes

12:38

happy to see anything in particular? I do

12:41

it again. I do understand that argument but

12:43

it it's funny as what a terrible noise

12:45

usually on right but know you fucked up

12:47

we have to readjust your expectations. Oh

12:49

this means I'm good now with now People hug

12:51

at me in traffic and I yell, I'll be

12:54

here all week. Ago

12:57

and I had a red light of aerobic

12:59

ownership by better go around and is it

13:02

okay people feel that joke in I yeah

13:04

I'll get credit for that sort of

13:06

reinterprets or it is as energy up your

13:08

own spin on yeah yeah you'd have this

13:11

one is the know I've looked on. I

13:13

looked on a couple of sites, there's Tv

13:15

tropes.com would get on catalogues these things and

13:17

as know your meme. Which. Also tunnel

13:20

like catalog systems. Oh is this day Ah

13:22

a United States. So in like recent years

13:24

there are like kids who will do this

13:26

like at malls and then it would will

13:29

go viral. I think like two kids to.

13:31

I know. I'm sure they're like older siblings

13:33

and parents are putting them up to it.

13:35

You know to go viral. I think there's

13:38

a consensus. Seems to have two kids trying

13:40

to like get into Black Panther doing this.

13:42

So like in real life it's just like

13:44

Adam and that you don't know if this

13:47

were actually what happened. but it's just like

13:49

these. Kids tried to get into Black Panther and you

13:51

see it at the mall? I can I say that?

13:53

Yes, I want to say two things. Number one to

13:55

the parent who puts them up to this: Yeah, You.

13:58

Know kind of fuck you. But.

14:00

To the person who doesn't let them

14:03

into the movie stuff. Like

14:05

if if there's a child bearing another

14:08

child on their shoulders, they have earned

14:10

it. Must them? Yeah, See that movie

14:12

Vacancy? Deep sorrow To say what has

14:14

it has. Said

14:16

also movie Theaters or Die and if the

14:18

kids wanna get go up there and see

14:20

and on the big screen less lab zip

14:22

through a movie was as spirit gummed beard

14:24

on their little kid say advantage of one

14:26

mind a trench coat this blink an eye

14:28

on the you can just go to J.

14:30

Crew and be like can I buy

14:33

three trench coats Flavius hits be the

14:35

top kid as a spirit gummed beard

14:37

on the bottom. Kid has a spirit

14:40

gummed pubic immersed ah ah ah like

14:42

volume of a movie. Want to see

14:44

what. Are

14:46

your thoughts about made or is this

14:48

analysis? I'm A T S S S

14:51

S A and he's I. My dear

14:53

God I love it. Has nothing to

14:55

hide. I hope you're all able to

14:57

vigil are I have kids Enjoy care

14:59

also. Spam.

15:02

So and around these sites they just kind

15:04

of had the jokes. About the joke right

15:06

there was I. I didn't find many examples

15:08

of it. like happening. In. India

15:10

Route. Like the I think that there

15:12

would be an episode of I Love

15:15

Lucy were rapids or like they describe

15:17

it on Super Mcgee and Mouse Services

15:19

and the of know your meme. They

15:21

were saying that one of the earliest

15:24

examples is Snow White nineteen Thirty Seven

15:26

that the doors as stack each other's

15:28

so they can dance with snow. White.

15:31

This is there's nothing in it about trying

15:33

to get into an R rated movie and

15:35

number one is more like that's more of

15:37

a sexual censorship seem like it's about getting

15:39

into a movie or something that so that

15:41

they can target each erogenous zone. here. on

15:44

that note, yeah you gotta have someone with

15:46

a Vegas seen as it's of seconds or

15:48

for the. Day as he

15:50

got to have somebody who work in the belly. If

15:53

you wanna make snow white orgasms

15:55

gonna work of a bally's the

15:58

success of this you the say

16:00

things, no more jokes or say

16:02

oh what a verse was research

16:04

to this isn't scripted and so

16:06

I gotta. I gotta ask you

16:08

this Chris so I'm I'm looking

16:10

up here. There's. Dopey.

16:14

Sleepy. Isn't there

16:16

a snazzy. What

16:18

all? On says it's you might

16:20

say I googled seven dwarves cause

16:22

I wanted a list of the

16:24

seven dwarfs so I could ask

16:26

Chris which one had the biggest

16:28

it all We know it's Doc

16:31

is gonna die med school energized

16:33

create yes with us it's only

16:35

is the name time to with

16:37

car you. Know

16:40

how you know your column

16:42

toxicity have kids movie will

16:44

conduct You know how I'm

16:46

You know Google will suggest.

16:48

Questions: If you google something,

16:50

you know yeah this is.

16:52

this is what it suggests:

16:54

Sleepy net worth of cause

16:56

of death. What Killed Snow

16:59

White? As one of

17:01

them. So that's google as coroner

17:03

once all, as medical examiner. One.

17:06

Of them is real age Snow White,

17:08

Real age. Tired of it as if

17:10

it's it's you know a that voiceover

17:12

artists that I mean what? Whose

17:15

googling that Cel mai and also I don't

17:17

the people asking for cause of death only

17:19

saw the first part of the movie is

17:21

has no doubt. I'm

17:24

the sort of obsessed with the age

17:27

of animated characters after learning that you

17:29

know Homer Simpson was thirty two japanese

17:31

whole lighter my guide that is interesting

17:33

to me and some of them get

17:36

older the out as others that i

17:38

just one year per decade so but

17:40

here's the people also asked. The.

17:42

First people also ask remember I googled seven

17:45

Dwarves just to find out what the names

17:47

of the seven dwarfs were. To be clear,

17:50

That. Was not offered to me. Oh

17:52

okay, that was like a miss. Boobies

17:54

Results. People. Also, ask. First.

17:57

Question. What? Are for of the

17:59

seven dwarves. None

18:01

of room in my brain for

18:03

all access. That's because everyone knows Three

18:05

Second Question. What? Are five

18:07

of the system for hims who

18:10

are consistent? One know, weird. these

18:12

are both above. The third question,

18:14

which is what are the Seven

18:16

Dwarfs name's oh my Lord. Happy.grumpy

18:19

dopey, bashful, Sleepy.

18:22

And. Sneezes. Arms

18:24

I wouldn't a gun bashful I

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I I agree.as the biggest dick

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movements gneezy can months box like

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18:32

the only thing that clears his

18:34

neighbor has to suffer for me

18:37

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18:39

a colorist as such as is

18:41

worse eating pussy deployed claritin so

18:43

they just say thing as is

18:45

and I say whatever their know

18:47

there isn't any black up another.

18:52

Really triggers with are so. Okay,

18:54

so there's viral instances of real

18:57

life children and that themselves on

18:59

the shoulders. Yeah, there is both.

19:01

Jack Horseman yeah, the most emotional

19:04

character that his children stacked on

19:06

each other's shoulders. There's. Snow

19:08

Why are there any other like

19:10

canonical lines as are either like

19:12

an energetic that that it's going

19:14

to the movies. I is

19:17

as important as that Credit cards on have

19:19

attracted either getting drier and I think it's

19:21

the movie is the job in honor and

19:23

movies didn't even exist until like the seventies

19:26

right? The. I before

19:28

that I was just every kid went

19:30

to Rated X Nelson Officer. And

19:33

I know coming out with that Dark knight

19:35

painted on that side the head and return

19:37

as a rally popcorn kids were gonna want

19:40

to El Chapo. Allen

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as Don't. Don't

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go to Rouse can assist a flicker circumstances

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dude would have been greats. We

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all agree on your own. Resist

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the urge to assess. So

20:00

that I went on quora and searched

20:02

Cora. The Question website says Core is

20:04

a great website for forty two people

20:06

who you have no idea who they

20:09

are wary of. Grammatically.

20:11

Very awkward answer or allow her

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ankles and to either bait. Atheists

20:15

are christians depending on which one

20:17

they are all that's great. Ah,

20:20

Hey. Atheists would you save a

20:22

christian baby from drowning As

20:25

a lot of that's what

20:27

had the now now bertha

20:29

fuck up. I'm. And. So

20:31

as someone was asking

20:33

Ancora, they were remembering

20:36

their favorite Our Gang

20:38

shorts. Oh Little Rascals

20:40

shorts. And. Someone mentioned wasn't

20:42

there a thing in that were two kids were

20:45

in a trench coat. And so

20:47

I searched A I searched on some

20:49

our gang web sites. Great! In Nineteen

20:51

thirty five night there was a sir

20:53

I've sort called Teachers Bow. This predates

20:55

Snow White by two years. Yes where

20:57

the little rascals are afraid that when

20:59

their teacher gets married shall leave the

21:02

I've seen as yeah I've similar try

21:04

it out there I have a guy

21:06

yeah I've seen that. That is where

21:08

it came for and there is not

21:10

that I'm pretending. no no no new

21:12

this on earth. I saw that at

21:14

Little Big Man Speed said. They would

21:17

show. Yeah, recently updated as and

21:19

and they share the same things

21:21

but there was an arcade and

21:23

that's how I saw it. So

21:25

now you know, unaligned. Sit there

21:27

and hey siri remind me in

21:29

two thousand Thirty five to celebrate

21:31

the one hundredth anniversary of kid

21:33

standing on each other's shoulders and

21:35

I'm entering a trenchcoat right? so

21:37

there is already in calendar. Ssssss

21:39

Us! Would you like me to

21:41

remind you to Jack Officers ssssss

21:43

to be him? City them your

21:45

appearance and. Not watermelon again.

21:49

And. I've

21:51

been watched video. About

21:54

ensuring that votes do it to

21:56

me. Weight

22:00

Loss Assistant. For

22:02

the i'm weird dude, you're about to

22:04

have frozen grapes for your eight as.

22:08

A distressed my boys and I would

22:10

the voice nodes a sore outta ya

22:12

Da se. Esta

22:15

Oh yeah baby, You know how I like

22:17

him. I don't know why it's got. To:

22:21

There's a scene in this The Little Rascals short

22:23

when I try to chase off the guys so

22:26

they get in the trench coat and they put

22:28

on a little mustache and the act. Like a

22:30

tough guy to try and scare him well

22:32

no and so he again he like he

22:34

sees through this and tries to get them

22:36

to like smoke a cigar. right?

22:39

Okay, godless and then hundred and as to mrs like

22:41

of this is a generally funny thing that happens in

22:43

a he's like owed you want to smoke in the

22:45

little cannot stop says now I only smoke in the

22:47

car. Oh, why don't

22:49

I help? as I've made it. Even then

22:52

I knew that jokes didn't quite make sense.

22:54

I like egg near and a bad as

22:56

a matter for that. I'm on my seven.

22:59

But come on them. Wait a minute thing

23:01

in the nineties. Thirty right? Russian was on.

23:03

Yeah, that was gasoline in cigarettes. were rations.

23:05

Yeah. and you can like your rifle. Oh

23:08

wait, you're smoke. In the house gotta

23:10

wait till you're in the yeah you're

23:12

in the mail car in were Hudson

23:14

from Sir feminists as the law so

23:16

that that happens and and the the

23:18

kids smokes and then drops ass on

23:20

the other kid in that reveals. The.

23:22

Gag other kid gets laid on fire

23:25

yeah he gets the gets like yeah

23:27

Shaun mm yeah brightness redness face business

23:29

and I'm sure just like in the

23:31

thirties the kid who they were having

23:33

smoke was just smoking an actual cigar.

23:35

have been around one dared about these

23:38

kids. Ah, So

23:41

that's that. That was what I found

23:43

to be the first instance of at

23:45

all. Though it's there isn't the element

23:47

of them trying to get into the

23:49

movie or by the alcohol or whatever.

23:51

Yeah, well, I far as where that

23:53

came from, I don't know. I feel

23:55

like given the composition of our audience

23:57

and fifty present graphic designer, fifty percent

23:59

library. One hundred percent

24:01

suspenders set me. Up

24:04

at. A fast as.

24:08

I felt throughout. The

24:17

city do a little protrude from

24:19

pluto somewhere. In recent research. Studies

24:23

our listeners or couldn't breath as a

24:25

terrorist of as a specific yes as

24:27

seen in the toilet and him oh

24:29

brother where John Hodgman teachers and out

24:32

a sharpened pencils says Ss and as

24:34

as has been there a specific the

24:36

first him of David Reese teaches people

24:38

really are been time flawed sorry I

24:40

should have taken a class some on

24:42

another after when I was that like

24:45

data and. Dot and I got where

24:47

you are dead and I I miss

24:49

our where you are dressing physicists

24:51

at since memory yoder ask is gonna

24:54

be here midseason security now it's oh

24:56

no. Or Jordan. I

24:58

really appreciate you do in the work going

25:00

to as long as I do think that we

25:02

will be able to pinpoint the original instead

25:04

of kids getting on each other's shoulders to

25:06

get into an R rated movie. Yes, I think

25:09

we're gonna have to rely on those librarians

25:11

and or on with them. We need them now

25:13

more than ever. Yeah, I think In In.

25:15

These times, yes uses Twenty

25:17

Twenty Four as we recorded

25:19

Crist. Yeah, you know, Oh

25:21

wait, decrease in case you're listening, This comes

25:24

out and three years. Anyway,

25:26

I gotta drive my twenty twenty

25:28

two hundred home now. Assess assess

25:31

as hell. Are you think it's

25:33

hundred days? Twenty twenty? Yes, it

25:35

was happy. I'm. Happy

25:38

Outlaw Honda Help Feral Happy Help

25:40

or day Okay so ah civil

25:42

anywhere is physicist I don't remember

25:44

when I was on say we're

25:46

actually work at a like not

25:48

rely on earlier in our in

25:50

our in the never. You have

25:52

all right, so we haven't to fight

25:54

these books banned, yeah, there's so many

25:57

book fans are across the country this

25:59

this is. We appreciate the work that

26:01

you do so very much and there

26:03

are people here who would go on

26:05

a moral crusade against you. Finding out

26:08

when the first time three children stood

26:10

on each other's shoulders to pretend to

26:12

be an adult so that they could

26:14

get into an R rated movies because

26:16

they think it's inappropriate for children to

26:19

do that right, They think that's going

26:21

to turn the children homosexual scared of.

26:24

My family. Singers

26:26

or cause metics depends on what

26:28

movie they water and Tatsuo. Epa.

26:31

So I just want, I just

26:33

want you to know that we

26:35

stand behind you. Yes, just as

26:37

we do First responders, single parent,

26:41

And other people that it's courageous for

26:43

us to support progress soon as I

26:45

can use a cloth bag of the

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supermarket a ball. Florida needs are all

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reasons I'm going to put the bank

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pots and pans tonight at eight pm

26:54

that that images a cloth bag at

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the supermarket. Latex. Condoms on

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your heart a thus cloth bag Israel

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Is this the official announcement? Them are

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We have a new show only for

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32:12

Game Gauntlet. Gracie. His

32:15

name: Gauntlet. Is. My daughter

32:17

Grace. Is. Very passionate

32:19

about terrible video cassettes, assessor hazards as

32:21

an enviable collection of retro games that

32:24

I always love looking at when I

32:26

come over to your place and see

32:28

is the she is. She's always hounding

32:30

me to play some horrible video game

32:33

that she thinks it's gonna be funny

32:35

to watch me play. And so we

32:37

decided to make this into a show

32:40

where she has chosen six games for

32:42

us to play. We're going to play

32:44

them. Were. Going to recap some. And

32:47

we're going to stream of some

32:49

live gaming sessions as well. Yes,

32:51

enjoy our pain live! We are

32:53

Gracie of online. Why we talk

32:56

to her High So Gracie You've

32:58

been interested in retro gaming and

33:00

in terrible video games. For.

33:03

I know a couple of years now

33:05

I tried or what is curable. Video

33:07

Games. Do you remember what the first terrible

33:09

video game you tried was? I think.

33:12

Friday. The Thirteenth. That was great.

33:15

To. Pretty bad game. I remember that one. You.

33:17

Don't Fight Jason. For.

33:20

Mostly throw rocks at

33:22

birds. secessionist assist you.

33:24

Must. See rocks at this are nice. There's

33:27

some zombies to which is actually kind of fun.

33:29

The best. Part was when it says you

33:31

and your friends are dead Game over. Physical

33:34

Therapy. That I think the

33:36

first really terrible. Game. I

33:39

played was an. Where's. Waldo

33:41

on any yes, because. The

33:44

Sprite site. Oh, maybe there's a

33:46

difference that they all look identical.

33:48

To. There's no way to guess which one is

33:50

wall that he just has to guess. That

33:52

does seem like a truly terrible platform

33:54

for the idea of where's Waldo and.

33:56

It costs the price of a video game. Back

33:59

then you could have. Bought the book, Which

34:02

had more. Content Existence. And there's

34:04

like four levels. So

34:06

we picked six games. You crazy

34:08

you and I brainstormed a big

34:10

list of games. I kick that

34:12

over to our resident video game

34:14

expert, Jordan. Jordan. Found some

34:16

that we can play and stream at

34:18

home. The first one

34:21

that we played was Wayne's World. And it

34:23

has nothing to do with the movie Extending

34:25

the spiders and ninjas to show up in

34:27

the movie at some point. Out

34:30

that sadly they did it. or who

34:32

they are really a lot of ninja.

34:34

Who's Yeah, if you played Wayne's World

34:37

the game before watching movies will be

34:39

very disappointed. Equipment: Or

34:42

okay, so the other games that

34:45

we packed. Speaking of karate, yes,

34:47

Sachs feel. I have not played

34:49

it. I wanted to make Dad

34:52

have to watch the movie Can

34:54

Sam for research purposes to. Suffer

34:56

as the Santa Fe went the sounds are

34:58

just a gal of Shaquille O'neill projects. If

35:00

I interviewed by at did I agree to

35:02

that graced of i agree to watch kvamme

35:04

am yeah I think you did okay to

35:06

find your on the Us I just it

35:08

on here I could I could go back

35:10

now know I have you ask them star

35:12

exact I guess we to say that shack

35:14

through his Shaquille O'neill the shack in question

35:16

Shaquille O'neill not like there's a lot of

35:18

sex is still here but they're both sit

35:20

with have like dilapidated small house or see

35:22

him aside and ah yes this is for

35:24

some reason Shack ordered a video. Game but

35:26

didn't want it to be a basketball game.

35:28

So this is a game where so shocked.

35:31

Fights a lot of aliens. It's a kind

35:33

of of it's as it's a one on

35:35

one fighting game like a street fighter but

35:37

it's shack fighting aliens. Other games that you're

35:39

making us play. Contra.

35:42

Force yeah, it's not a console game.

35:44

they rebranded as that for the U

35:46

S release. New interesting cause I like

35:48

the Contra series a lot. This is

35:50

the right now I really saw totally.

35:52

Tons of. For us, it's not a punt. Again,

35:54

he doesn't have any the characters. The gameplay as

35:57

bad as a lot of Snowden. Said.

35:59

That. Gonna be fun! I like

36:01

the idea that what Grace is

36:04

here to do is list the

36:06

parts of these games that will

36:08

not be funny. Hat Isis Timelessness?

36:10

Yes. Cool world. On M Yes Yeah!

36:12

Let's move on. Cool Romani as

36:14

this is based on the Ribald.

36:17

Animation. Live action

36:19

hybrid that came out after Roger Rabbit.

36:22

Yeah, I don't know, it's it's

36:24

bad. I just saw a picture

36:26

of it somewhere and I laughed.

36:28

So hard. On.

36:30

The and games has to be family friendly

36:32

and I thought it was have any of

36:35

the Us to translate and the plot of

36:37

that movie. Industry that it's a bit

36:39

of a naughty the workers even with like the

36:41

work of it there's like so much. Like.

36:44

Cigar smoking sooner. But can you tell

36:46

us about the any as version of

36:48

Dragons were? That's another one we're going

36:50

to be so. Dragon's Lair. I know

36:52

some people don't like it. But. I'd

36:54

really like it. Dragon's Lair. It's from Don

36:56

Bluth. It's the arcade game with the that

36:59

looks like a Disney cartoon. It is gorgeous

37:01

to look at and that is the part

37:03

that there's no way you could reproduce Awesome!

37:05

He and he has. It

37:07

doesn't even remotely work. The

37:10

system since most it makes it a

37:12

play that. Us. Version because

37:14

the pauvres and controls a little bit at

37:16

are. Out there who will play

37:18

the worshippers me a switchblade you from. It's

37:20

thanks for looking out for us about where

37:23

his address. The last game that you're having

37:25

as play is Superman Sixty Four This is

37:27

a really famous bad video game. Can eat

37:29

meat sauce. Why are famous for being bath.

37:32

You go around as Superman with

37:34

the worst controls ever. Flying three

37:36

rings, Or her? Sure yet like

37:38

in the comics yet. Just the

37:41

shortest render distance ever. Tens

37:44

of thought. And. That's the whole

37:46

guess some some some is to a

37:49

serious question Grace: Yeah, is it weird

37:51

to you that the house that you

37:53

live in the mortgage is paid for.

37:56

By. You. Making your

37:58

father play. Super. The And

38:00

Sixty Four. If I

38:02

could pay off the house mortgage by just

38:04

playing super me sixty four. I

38:07

would. Sit. This is

38:09

because the dream. Yeah. And

38:11

Superman Sixty Four. I.

38:13

Just want to say I'm sorry. Ssssss afraid

38:16

you for your apology and say

38:18

Grace for for taking this. Do

38:20

your super super cool retro video

38:22

game collection! I'm genuinely impressed that

38:24

you have all these weird insane

38:26

games and yeah, and I'm sure

38:28

all our listeners will enjoy. Are.

38:30

Not offering grace over question, I know

38:32

that you're very gifted actor and performer.

38:34

Do you think you would be possible

38:36

for you to let our audience know.

38:38

That. Is they don't become members of

38:41

Maximum Fun, You probably won't have enough

38:43

to eat. Or. Place to live

38:45

in, want a mentor to an orphanage? Now

38:48

but related to perform a thing

38:50

I can plug frederick and hockey

38:52

mask guy. Oh Grace has a movie without

38:54

snow He answered are to have no absolute your

38:56

your guests on the party's gonna get a plugin

38:59

Went sour Yeah man. Yeah, Frederick

39:01

and hockey mask guy it. Might.

39:03

Come in like a year. It serves

39:05

me and Benjamin Harrison from Greatest

39:07

Enter into Wow and. That is

39:09

a real feature film that's coming out

39:12

that you can pay for. please. I'm

39:14

in financial ruin because I'm paying for

39:16

this movie myself. Is undermining of magic.

39:18

Leap across hundreds and hundreds of dollars.

39:20

We as we're excited it's gonna be

39:23

a hits and sir are bonus episodes

39:25

on all these bad games will be

39:27

a hit Think so much Grace Thanks

39:30

to Raise A please mention Frederick and

39:32

hockey mask guy again I'm going broke

39:34

Great Done. Thank.

39:37

You to my beautiful child. The greatest child

39:39

in the world. A lot of people don't

39:42

know that moved. A lot of people think

39:44

their child is greater than my To. As

39:46

it turns out my to a veteran of

39:48

the rankings are in our a listener your

39:51

child Massachusetts I didn't say that's just not

39:53

as good as had to surfaces. My bad

39:55

by comparison mine is super. What if yours

39:57

is very that that they are Matthew You

40:00

know that you do them already right? All

40:02

yeah if you got the best child there's

40:04

a reminder saw yeah your sales not podcasting

40:06

with us Matt Yeah well exceed seventeen months

40:09

old. Mentor Tractor citizens are know how she

40:11

learned the word but I said you're gonna

40:13

have to pick up the pace you want

40:15

to get as good as great. Yeah thank

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42:11

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42:13

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42:44

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42:58

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43:00

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43:02

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43:05

Is absolutely magical of Max and

43:07

as this. This. Is from

43:10

our/money. That sub

43:12

reddit are/money This is a listener

43:14

Matt not producer Matt Fall Matt.

43:17

Producer. Forwarded us the i farted

43:19

it's i get half credit ago so

43:21

think I'm a mom as is from

43:23

Tom sorry okay this is from a

43:26

listener named Tom Thank you Tom at

43:28

math or to assess as more time

43:30

heritage that says and does it's from

43:33

our/money from user oddly art amiss. Of

43:36

the subject line is. My.

43:38

Husband is a losing his mind.

43:40

Over. A crow. You

43:43

know how are you know you post

43:45

in our/money for investment advice? Yeah yeah

43:47

well my husband is losing his mind

43:50

over a crow. My husband is a

43:52

good man. A

43:55

whole host of Reddit person start right

43:57

at a at. My current husband is

43:59

a good. In my dryer is Frank

44:01

Close. as fast as I'd like to

44:03

kiss. My husband is a good man,

44:05

and he was in prison briefly in

44:07

the Nineteen seventies. Your shirt, ask her,

44:09

spare me as a disease or my

44:11

neighbors. My husband is a good man,

44:13

but his career has been complicating our

44:15

lives only recently. It. Hasn't been

44:18

easy, but it has been a joyous

44:20

thirty years. He's dedicated to his passion,

44:22

his hotdog stand. His business has picked

44:24

up through recent months and we've never

44:26

been happier when it rains. however, It.

44:29

Pours. Recently.

44:31

He has been impossible to console

44:33

his avid customers. had been reporting

44:35

crow savory nearly every day straight

44:37

from their wallets. He says he

44:39

beat witnessed five dollars taken just

44:42

as he was about to be

44:44

paid for his hot dog and

44:46

services. What? Do I do? I

44:48

don't want my husband losing our business. Over

44:50

a crow. I

44:53

believe this just because I know crowes

44:55

if they don't like the trigger jeb

44:58

they will sit on your car no

45:00

matter where you go that day. Jag

45:02

they'd the end. Whatever that guy, I

45:04

think they're hard on man, bad and

45:07

on himself. Crows are known as the

45:09

aiming just burst yes hated the of

45:11

the most precise bird battle like us

45:13

guy like when they invented scud Mississippi

45:16

assess episode. So is this saying yeah

45:18

Suggesting that the crow is swooping in

45:20

and getting the money. Before it gets

45:22

handed to them. and yeah you with think

45:24

the crow would want to eat hotdogs you

45:27

that's what I lose. what kind of assumed

45:29

this route are so smart they know that

45:31

better than us that.dogs aren't for. Consumption.

45:34

That they're bad if I go

45:36

faster and they know I'm either

45:38

trying to save humans from heart

45:40

disease jealous of Weldon Drops estimates

45:42

cause cancer. It's actually been programs.

45:44

It's google Chrome brain and highlight video

45:47

assess assess annual fine how smart they

45:49

are right side as crow brain highlight

45:51

video the as the rest of us

45:54

are watching Bo Jackson highlight videos or

45:56

editor when does not I am I

45:58

also yeah I. There's replay his hip

46:01

hop in out after he got the surgery

46:03

or site after you watch Bo Jackson getting

46:05

hurt while running. At the very least, Cris

46:08

you should be watching like. Birds.

46:10

Flying highlight videos last year or it's

46:13

can fly there was never one to

46:15

society Life Media will be ours doing

46:17

cool swoops. Yeah yeah more than birds

46:20

eye having Britain is. they are very

46:22

smart and conniving and that ends in

46:24

vindictive. Very well established on this program.

46:26

I have nothing not advance for Korea,

46:29

nothing but contempt. But it sounds like

46:31

if what Chris a saying is true,

46:33

if they are kind of acting as

46:36

kind of dark guardian angels for the

46:38

human race, you know. Keeping

46:40

us from our. You. Know

46:42

bad bad habits? Yeah, maybe this

46:44

is part of Korea. Be an

46:47

eyeball, Say this. Just

46:49

recently on Bull's Eye in fact,

46:51

released on Bull's Eye This very

46:53

weak is an interview I did

46:55

with the genius actor Peter Dinklage,

46:57

and he told me that when

46:59

he was working during their early

47:01

pandemic when you had to quarantine

47:03

for weeks in order to go

47:05

into a movie set yeah, or

47:07

during his quarantines in a hotel

47:09

room in. In Canada

47:12

are wherever he yes ah,

47:14

he made personal friends with

47:17

several crows and so that

47:19

is. I feel like. Fantasy.

47:23

Celebrity Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones.

47:25

If anybody knows who's going to be

47:28

the dark protector of the human race,

47:30

it's prominent ledge. Yeah, like I don't

47:32

think Jon Snow knows. you know what

47:34

I mean. Xactly possibly they were. Yeah,

47:37

possibly the like a verb no hair

47:39

unit guy. he would probably now. he

47:41

might now. Yeah, I I

47:43

had a roommate. We're like seven of us

47:45

lived in a house together. It used to

47:48

be. Nuns live there

47:50

anyway, and I slowly replace them

47:52

over time, And that. Was

47:56

the first he was sixty times one can

47:58

read when I when I've never really met

48:00

with me and five number. On

48:02

it was ship Pope and a half.

48:04

As it is it's and then and

48:06

when you first started living Mary was

48:08

just a sitcom on the W B

48:10

s it with and of with as

48:12

sad ending cause right when we moved

48:14

in there was a swimming pool in

48:16

the back and they sell with dirt.

48:19

And. I don't know why that made. Oh cause

48:22

we're next door to a daycare so I just

48:24

had these terrible. Stories. I made

48:26

up as to why they had to fill doorway

48:28

me now very to refill in the blanks yourself.

48:30

Ah, But a way of crows would always

48:33

said on one. Our. Friends at

48:35

cabins car they have it would be covered

48:37

with said kevin should have never fucked with

48:39

crows Just if you put put us on

48:41

a line up a you would say well

48:44

that's a guy they sit on all the

48:46

cars yeah yeah so out that I've always

48:48

thought they were come closer smart I live

48:50

on Reddit Cd think there is there a

48:52

world where your. Deeply. Held

48:55

beliefs that crows are evil. Is there a

48:57

world where you reconsider that? Yeah, I would

48:59

have to get. A. Sort of. The

49:01

first of all, their would have to be

49:03

a summit of some kind of guy I'm

49:05

i'm sick when I'm when I'm thinking about

49:07

is this summit that led to the formation

49:09

of the United Nations. Ah, you know, in

49:11

the nineteen forties? I'm because

49:14

I think I don't think a League

49:16

of Nations type situation is gonna work.

49:18

I mean is gonna need a little

49:20

more juice? Yeah, probably. It's can have

49:22

to be precipitated by some kind of

49:24

world war. Ah, that's right

49:26

so we can rebuild from the ashes.

49:28

Yeah, like there are only human war

49:31

and I feel like everybody is going

49:33

to need to be in a place

49:35

of sort of our a weird combination

49:37

of desperation and hope right guy. Like

49:40

with everybody's gotta be on really shaky

49:42

scary ground having experienced you know the

49:44

worst of the worst, but we're also

49:46

gonna have to have a certain idealism

49:49

that believes that human beings and crows

49:51

can team up right, join together. Ah,

49:53

as long as the you know. Five

49:56

biggest. Crows. And

49:58

five most important humans. In our

50:00

over everything it's funny. I feel

50:02

that I'm I'm like. I. Think

50:05

that a lot. Like why does everyone. Do

50:08

people? Kick Pigeons. They'd that no

50:10

one cares about pigeons but doves.

50:13

The. Exact same bird that slice I smile

50:15

or a an all white and wire rechristen

50:17

this ravens ass. Oh cause Edgar Allan Poe

50:19

mentioned one I don't First of all it's

50:21

a run lama wake up on a third

50:23

of that Atlanta. what is the woods a

50:25

close to a Chloe gave the whole on

50:27

the bird the where the pooper next come

50:29

out of. Oh really they don't have an

50:31

owner so now there's other one know and

50:33

ah you're having a hold creatures. No really

50:36

they eat zombieland on their own. Worst record

50:38

of our citizens or something that unbelievably the

50:40

one note when you go into them yeah

50:42

I don't know. I just avoid censuses.

50:44

The beginning. When I first was

50:46

interested in stamps I was assistant

50:48

at a ride my best like

50:50

I would get a house i

50:52

what I recall crows and they

50:54

would come to me my name

50:56

is a weird for there's nothing

50:58

the fucking do. I was locked

51:00

in a basement claim would stamps

51:02

and birds. I

51:05

mean, I'm impressed. Read: in Montana their basement

51:07

or is. No

51:09

idea what I say. Lousy with them. I

51:11

couldn't even use the shower. Will

51:14

thank you so much for that! I.

51:17

Read it's on the internet, send them

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51:21

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51:24

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51:26

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51:28

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51:30

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51:32

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51:34

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51:37

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51:39

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51:41

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51:43

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51:45

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51:47

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52:31

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52:34

And I that picked for it and I got

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52:38

Maria Bamford That was pretty

52:41

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52:43

her on Instagram and she

52:45

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52:47

Mister Jesse Thorn about interviewing

52:49

people for their jobs. So

52:51

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52:53

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52:56

huge se. That. Was pretty awesome

52:58

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53:00

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53:02

To you soon! Oh I remember Joe Lovey

53:04

Joe. Can I can I tell you what

53:07

they're saying was that I talk to Joe

53:09

of Athlete. Maybe some little concepts Maria Bamford

53:11

ads like Workshop new jokes will just do

53:13

like one on one zooms with people and

53:15

like as reading what I think I've heard.

53:17

Of course yes I was gay wouldn't be

53:20

great to be Maria Bamford. There's a real

53:22

challenges their i don't want under state that

53:24

but just like just to to bring that

53:26

much joy into the world. Yeah let what

53:28

a treasure And nothing makes me more nervous

53:30

than the idea of doing stand up. For

53:32

one person? yeah I know if verify Yes!

53:34

Used to do it in real life. like

53:37

I think she only started doing it on

53:39

Zoom during the pandemic. but like she used

53:41

to do it at a at a coffee

53:43

shop near my house. Amazing! Have you seen

53:45

that special where it starts with heard telling

53:47

jokes store has been, Then it starts with

53:49

telling some friends on a bench outside their

53:51

house, then a group while bowling i think

53:53

I'm crazy and then a small theater and

53:55

then in the end it's in. A.

53:57

Big guy Kevin Hart theater. does

54:00

she get his? is doing it

54:02

at that? A London Palladium or

54:04

whatever. Yeah, I am. She's at

54:06

Red Rocks. Sorry I

54:08

can sticks that I sold for Bull's

54:10

Eye you know, weep for the messenger

54:12

I we put out special members only

54:14

episodes and on Bull's Eye it's all.

54:16

I'm always like what it, what is

54:18

this gonna be? Because like we made

54:20

a special added of an interview I

54:22

did with Boots Riley from the From

54:24

the Cool because. You know he's

54:26

an old palin when he came in to

54:28

talk about his of totally amazing television show.

54:31

We. Ended up talking for like. I. Don't

54:33

know an hour And to the hip

54:35

hop group? yeah yeah you know that

54:37

I yeah I love the code oh

54:39

they're geniuses I mean and sorry to

54:41

bother you amazing movie is television show

54:43

totally amazing I've a real genius boots

54:46

rally oh wow I'm he also predicts

54:48

the dino map that album cover that

54:50

pre nine eleven or he our he

54:52

where they're blowing up. And

54:54

down when that that so he's smart. yeah

54:57

is really about analysis out of it. First

54:59

happened I assess. Assess

55:01

Anyway, like we we put. Out

55:03

an extended cut of that the were

55:05

like we should do something really special

55:07

but you know I we've done like

55:09

we did. One where Linda homes from

55:12

Pop Culture happy hour interviewed me which

55:14

you know turn the tables. That's always

55:16

an idea people have. But this year

55:18

we did something really cool which is

55:20

for a while there I was doing

55:22

a twitter spaces things were before. Twitter.

55:25

Became evil. Ah, Or

55:27

as evil as as as if it's an

55:29

affair on it. Started this journey to say

55:31

i'm where I'm midpoint slanted toward eve writers

55:33

not done yet I I was doing this,

55:36

they were going twitter spaces and just talk

55:38

to people about their jobs and I had

55:40

a great great time. We had a like

55:42

I have you know we I talked to

55:44

a listener whose job it was to. Attend

55:47

to hooves. Do. Is an

55:49

itinerant host tender? Oh wow, I

55:52

talked to somebody who's the curator

55:54

of the Trial Sauce Museum in

55:56

Santa Rosa. Ah another I think

55:58

Jordan a Sega listeners but the

56:00

way we put out this call

56:02

on our social media hey, what's

56:04

your job. And. I

56:06

the idea was are producers picks people

56:08

with cool jobs and then I didn't

56:10

know who, what their who, anything about

56:12

them at all even their job. And

56:15

I just started with hey what's your

56:17

name and hey what's your job Ah

56:19

and. I. Got to talk

56:21

to. Ah. I. Got to talk

56:23

to. Joe is an electrician. I. Am

56:25

Wheeler I learned about their the a

56:27

long simmering feud between electricians informers. Oh

56:29

yeah wow. Okay and all the derogatory

56:31

nicknames for different traits that different traits

56:34

call each other our wow which I

56:36

love to Joe is a in. Joe

56:38

is also a a relatively recent electrician,

56:40

so he's like it. He's like any

56:42

Forty S or and he's and he's

56:44

only been an electrician for a few

56:46

years. He was a bartender for like

56:49

decades before that, so it was like

56:51

about what it's like to. Go.

56:53

Into a trade as a totally grown

56:55

adult rather than dip shit nineteen year

56:57

old or share. And so I talk

57:00

to Joe. But I also I talked

57:02

to a guy who studies dark matter

57:04

in a whole deep underground. I talked

57:06

to a woman who makes. Ah,

57:08

vestments for Buddhist priests.

57:11

As. Her Job: Miles. I

57:13

talked to a lady who

57:16

is the curator of a

57:18

university collection of archaic media

57:20

devices. so like. Amigos

57:22

slightly many mini disks players like it

57:24

starts with magic lantern displays and and

57:27

I was like I was seem like

57:29

jobs that were all made up during

57:31

quarantine. I know I was trying to

57:33

be here without woman and I like

57:35

you know my dad's best friend in

57:37

from high school invented the computer that

57:39

my dad used to use when I

57:42

was a kid. It was a giant

57:44

like suitcase sized portable computer with a

57:46

screen that was maybe five by five

57:48

inches and I it was called and

57:50

Osborne one and she goes oh. We

57:52

have to osborne wow I like

57:54

I was totally amazing and lots

57:56

of other to I'm the city

57:58

manager of we. The California wow I'd

58:01

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58:03

assessed as love you Wait another neighbor

58:05

year run for the I am a

58:07

licensing operation for the name. Good.

58:09

Get a car. could say that Called

58:12

anywhere you go there there's or shirt

58:14

or had the says i'm high on

58:16

weed California yeah was like him with

58:18

a trademark V like caught on fire.

58:20

Yeah they like a had to start

58:23

producing road signs that you could buy

58:25

in the city stores so that people

58:27

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58:29

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59:18

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59:31

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59:52

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hello i'm looking right eye on manner I sat

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we really need you to home and.or

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Jordan. Jesse Go! I'm Jesse Thorn

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America's radio sweetheart in the most

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for as you're just using Cbs

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Hi I'm Chris Fair Banks I

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was a movie star about same

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twelve years ago and I'm still

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well risk back tears. but I

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don't really work in movies that

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much anymore. know I saw cards

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on Cbs has assess assess your

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mom will recommend my show When

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you go home for Thanksgiving recess

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it you know It was really

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a pretty solid. People in the

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genre sore or yes I can

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I just say those are you

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know what I did yesterday and

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ah my power In A and

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in our Pow Renee and I.

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Had a singing were herself to

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warming up those pipe warming up

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the pipes. What are you singing

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for? So Jordan and I have

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a live show that is coming

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up on Sunday. The Twenty Fourth

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one fewer in Los. Angeles Please buy

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audience. But if you're not, watch it live on

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the internet. And before the

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pandemic for you know we do

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like a live streaming. Grand.

1:08:53

Finale for the Best Friend Dr.

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show. Every or before the pandemic,

1:08:57

Renee used to host a show

1:08:59

that is no longer exists on

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that on the Maximum Fun our

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called can I Pet Your Dog

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and Renee and I made this

1:09:07

plan where for that grand finale

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show we would sing suddenly see

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more from Little Shop of Horrors.

1:09:13

Okay and I has done musical

1:09:15

theater once on the max one

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drive. As. Grand Finale show

1:09:19

five years ago since high school. So

1:09:21

in the in those twenty five years

1:09:24

I did trouble from the music man

1:09:26

standing at a podium looking at the

1:09:28

lyrics in one of those shows. that's

1:09:30

my sum Total Musical Theater experience. Yeah,

1:09:33

time and I'm who we're We've got

1:09:35

it all set up. And.

1:09:38

And missing and I'm nothing. Analysis this has

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to didn't Jesse? A Giant Bridges dance drugs

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that I'm trying to get Jordan to reveal

1:09:44

a town I know Jordan has a special

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talent of we. We learned that Kimberly Clark

1:09:48

was going to be on the show can

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do Double Dungeon. We learned that carry Poppy

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as he can. Turn her elbow

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the runway. Yeah, these are the kind of towns

1:09:57

were looking for and for some reason Jordan is

1:09:59

not. deliver. Them I genuinely get sick

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of one. I think join you

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got time you can since mister Cf a

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third something olive figure out a cards are

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doing that again get a bit old tank

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of water in their do some of your

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sweet swim move though yeah kids I could

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demonstrate some swimming yeah and er visits. Listen

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assessor that I'd and begin of will raj

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aid on board Jessie how Jesse's day he's

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been plan and there's there's what happened. I'm

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right here I'm here to support I'm gonna

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hurl roses at. Our guy Five years

1:10:33

ago. I worked

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with our office manager caters.

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To. Go on amazon.com and

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by Red Pumps. Leopard

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print dress and a giant blonde wig. In

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my size right? because I will be playing. Or

1:10:48

I should mention. I'll be playing Audrey.

1:10:51

From little shop our can run a

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will be Renee will be playing See

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more Yep yep and weekend or saw.

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is also you This I'll tell you this.

1:11:03

Renee. Has a background

1:11:05

as a professional surfers of unrest toward

1:11:07

toward as a toured as musical theater

1:11:09

star. yeah in see this as She

1:11:12

Tells me Now. She. Has

1:11:14

nodules so she doesn't want to get

1:11:16

anybody hopes up. She has some nodules.

1:11:18

Nodules. Nodules. unnerve. You know people get

1:11:21

polyps on. they're not all your nodules

1:11:23

side. you're adding another. You and I

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cease uses a do as you're gonna

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sit in a jewel in this Ss.

1:11:29

She has not. Little yeah nodules. Yeah.

1:11:32

Ah and so she's She's insisting that

1:11:34

see that people should get their hopes

1:11:36

up and I'll tell you tell you

1:11:38

see things like a fucking pipes for

1:11:41

days now. Do I sing like an

1:11:43

angel Chris. Know idol? Or

1:11:45

but I have a lot of enthusiasm,

1:11:47

right? I'm committed to the bet that's

1:11:49

all tags So I'm just say any

1:11:51

people miss this show they're going to

1:11:53

be pretty fucking bomb down him cause.

1:11:56

This. Is this is why we do

1:11:58

this? Yeah, I'm just. This

1:12:00

is why we do this area

1:12:02

eventually be on stage singing I've

1:12:04

been podcasting we've been by Jordan

1:12:07

I've been working together. Twenty.

1:12:10

Two. Got a real God of

1:12:12

Jani Three years Jordan I've been working

1:12:14

together and the reason is so that.

1:12:17

At. Some point, We can get. Up

1:12:19

on an internet live stream. yeah

1:12:21

in address and and sing. Or

1:12:23

in Jordan's case, do some of

1:12:26

his signature last Suit Dresser yeah.

1:12:28

There's. A time you lead. Add a snake

1:12:31

and a lizard and a spider bite you

1:12:33

on the arm. Now as the most I

1:12:35

still vividly yeah and the shall we worked

1:12:37

on. Know. This guy brought in

1:12:39

all these animals. I. Don't know how

1:12:42

that ended up happening. You are like out

1:12:44

watch all look at a snake and me

1:12:46

eyes and let up by yeah arm It's

1:12:48

the most I think you are you doing

1:12:50

that on I live show? Listen if we

1:12:52

can get. An animal guy I'm a

1:12:54

trained him see if we honor. They

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did have to like higher when we

1:12:59

did that. They did hire an empty

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of way to do okay? Has anybody has

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any but I my genuinely want to. I

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just can't they if anybody has any. I

1:13:24

dears if I've mentioned anything in the past

1:13:26

that could be something you ever learn. Glad

1:13:28

that you could do that. The thriller dance.

1:13:31

Ah, I don't want to like he. Still,

1:13:33

I look, I don't want to like, learned

1:13:35

and want to do something I'm not good

1:13:37

at. You know where you're rehearsing, it's gonna

1:13:39

bring down the house. To be fair, I'm

1:13:41

not good at it. but I am I.

1:13:43

But even why I am earth is how

1:13:45

limited go down I was that he wants

1:13:47

to hear it says now this is your

1:13:49

day Jesse I'm I'm not gonna steal your

1:13:51

side Matt Have you worked up a talent

1:13:53

yet? We put that to you are and

1:13:55

know But I could get a snake for

1:13:57

Jordan as as that's a talent. Get. May

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I gonna guess the saddle be the

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things Matt.a snake in a week and

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then everyone had clap. When I've display

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the snakes I knew lab at math

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doesn't do it, doesn't do phone sex

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khyber tired as or iron ore most

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one man, both of them are your

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exercise. You're excited about what you're saying.

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you're You don't don't don't force people

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who don't want to do it to

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us at Maximum fun.org Christie only

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think. This is what I would

1:14:45

say if you said to me Chris spare

1:14:47

Banks is it is a brilliant singer. I.

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Would not be surprised at all because

1:14:52

I know how gifted you are in

1:14:54

so many are. I'm in a man's

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called Curb Dogs. Yeah rock songs from

1:14:59

old skate videos but everyone lives in

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different cities. sell ads. It's.

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down a gag and stick with that like we're we're gonna

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there and launched into films, heads and

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everything. And. Then perform for these

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it? Cause it's it's it's like they

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all fantasy camp for elderly skier eyes

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and all of our songs are like

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hey did you skate in the. Late

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to the. Early as late

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nineties, Early two thousand and you'll know

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all these songs, so it's very specific.

1:15:37

But. Everyone has a what is when

1:15:39

I went to a vocal codes and

1:15:41

everything. This guy that that isn't a

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rock band that sings very like Queen.

1:15:47

And and he taught me a lot

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just by about singing hi from the

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Badger. Throw it in singing low from

1:15:53

years now I didn't know how to

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stand stick out your belly. And

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all of a sudden I could hit notes: Libya.

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is a classic skate

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video. Fun! Ones.

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all skate videos it's just songs by

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the rap group Hieroglyphics. ah yeah in

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they have like Ninety Ninety Three approaches

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yeah when we must synonymous songs is

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is Ninety Three till infinity by adults

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a message as bad as like and

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one one opening theme song which is

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like a jazz number so i mouth

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com that i'm not gonna wrap though

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i have of a up read about

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know that would be weird yeah yes.

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it. Yeah. Ah

1:16:41

what a different time he was

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singing to with been be fair

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mad singer and I did all

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the voices yeah I did Lazy

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and got. Excited

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to. See, I

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guess I'm like I'm I'm. Desperate to

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see or bad I would love this. I

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on society I'm ready to go I they

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to. But. The songs you would

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had be used like Dinosaur Jr and.

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the months of doing it's you're gonna feel it

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Furniture, the electricity once your own skin to you.

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coolers read as you gotta get to

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