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america's

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sweetheart jordan morris boy detective

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congratulations jordan as

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we record this a we

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just got back from san diego comic-con

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where you and sarah morgan were

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honored with two nominations for

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eisner awards a

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those are where are where that yeah funny

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funny a lot of people don't know that but

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the eisner is the he and he got and

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everybody who's won an emmy actually

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and who thinks they have an eagle yeah

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i'm talking to you john legend uh-huh

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you do the

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he is for an eyes or award and

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the guy is for america's got talent what

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you can be eisner and america's got talent

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they can he got you gotta read a great

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comic book and then you gotta be able to

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juggle chairs you

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gotta be only person who's ever one ever

1:03

one morrison ssssss

1:06

he really was a great time it was agreed

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to be what other in san diego greater

1:11

take the beautiful pacific post

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liner with the called the star pacific

1:16

star liner the surf liner

1:18

the sorting white or minus the her

1:20

out in the air for in a

1:22

camera edits your dad can make sir tom's

1:24

videos the pacific surf liner

1:26

down there enjoy it you get to enjoy

1:29

beautiful view of san

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juan capistrano and in such and

1:34

such right i'm on my train

1:37

there were

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this a two hundred

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the drunk white

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ladies in fascinate

1:46

earth because it was the opening

1:48

day of the racetrack swings

1:50

i don't know what a fascinating is that's

1:53

a kind of a hat you were to the queen's

1:55

wedding or something and you know like

1:57

had served per hour like answer

1:59

syriac it's shaped like a crackerjack

2:01

box with a little sprawling coming off

2:03

of it that kind of thing nice okay so

2:06

these ladies were wearing those they

2:08

say sprawling hat i'll know where you're talking

2:10

about gay sorry i should have you been all this

2:12

from weird slang i should have

2:14

used the technical term so i

2:17

i was on the train these

2:19

ladies are they're they're drinking

2:21

train wines which

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, good luck jordan when i go to san diego

2:26

in the pacific surf liner i'm riding in business class

2:28

they have rain wind they're not a big deal

2:31

ah it's one of the many perks along with

2:33

their protein snack box is the

2:35

wine made on the train yes

2:39

yes where the climate the

2:41

toilet or a researcher or hate to

2:44

ah barrels

2:46

their oak barrels i mean it's a classy

2:48

operation either , were

2:51

very drunk or they were there

2:53

with their husbands who are drinking train

2:55

light beers beers

2:57

wearing sports sunglasses

3:00

and hats they bought the previous day

3:03

at marshals i'm

3:05

or possibly holes

3:09

who who if you can buy a summer hat

3:11

at that's probably where they got that at

3:13

home depot maybe

3:15

yeah, just some just dude

3:17

in shorts like

3:21

a time to use that meme where people are like the

3:23

dick riding was insane mississippi

3:26

seen that one hire a female meme

3:29

i really really no i'm drake me oh

3:32

right where he's been here in a life my loving

3:35

relate to your like senator thing the so

3:38

maybe in are so hopefully if there's a any

3:40

listeners out there who are

3:42

you know or meme lords their think

3:45

we probably have one or two make a meme

3:47

of drake looking away from fascinating

3:49

isn't than looking towards sprawling hats

3:59

and i think that all it'll it'll it'll break

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the internet i say we have all kinds

4:03

of fight or ranks of meme makers

4:06

greg niger leave either was yeah

4:09

meme meme duke and duchess is

4:12

you been to the meme duchy by the way recently

4:14

beautiful country great and climate

4:16

for winds three

4:20

a searing i guess onto

4:23

i will not the he's ever

4:25

l train wine or our

4:27

guest on the program is comic

4:31

comedy writer and podcast

4:34

or the host of the smash

4:36

it podcast i said no guests

4:38

bridge your whining are hybrids are how you ah

4:41

you to so nice to see you i've

4:44

been on that train one time where'd you

4:46

drink i'd the idea i think

4:48

i drink half a bottle of water that i found in my

4:50

backpack now we're in memphis

4:54

i what i was so excited about that

4:56

experience i thought i was going to be such a lovely

4:59

the had just as idea of writing a train

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and reading a book and going

5:04

to san diego then it was

5:07

you know fluorescent lights and somebody talking

5:09

too loud fan of

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service to our wasted time i

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should just driven by the north i will

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say i had

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the i had been

5:20

friendly in line to a british

5:22

man who had never read the amtrak

5:25

before and i said look it's a

5:27

beautiful ride a you want to be on

5:29

that side of the train that's the ocean side

5:31

of the trains you to look out over the water to beautiful

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view just know that it's

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not it's european train like this

5:38

is an amtrak train it's that's

5:40

where i guess subsidized

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in some way but you know there's no rockets

5:45

honors or whenever they have their teacups

5:48

and the first thing

5:51

that happened when this poor man sat down on the

5:53

train is this conductor came

5:55

up to him in just sit she

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just goes

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really

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i don't think i've ever heard

6:06

of more confused like he was sitting behind

6:08

me but i just heard a sound that

6:10

came out of him it was like whoa

6:13

the

6:16

no good as his older it was like it was

6:18

his though he had landed

6:21

in america after a nine

6:23

months see journey

6:26

and then become an

6:28

intern in amy klobuchar charles office

6:32

just and immediately had a three whole pints

6:34

thrown it is not appear

6:36

, confused and upset by the american

6:39

this of this batty ass train

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engineer bridger

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when you are or aren't taking that train trip

6:45

what were you what were you going down to

6:47

san diego for that's when

6:50

ah my sister was living in san diego for

6:52

san few years so i was going to visit her

6:55

and it was just one of these it

6:57

was years and years ago so the

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smog makes my knowledge of l a was very

7:03

limited at the time so even getting to

7:06

union station was kind of frightening

7:10

than i finally get their think i'm ready

7:12

for the train at that it's just

7:15

two more hours of ping

7:17

jostled essentially them

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well maybe maybe so to revisit

7:25

because the idea of looking out a trade window

7:27

of the ocean i

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can think of many things better than that some so

7:31

lovely i remember any of that

7:34

way your disc what you're describing is

7:36

translating known

7:39

amongst us training the boozy s

7:42

is the romance of the rails and

7:45

rights rises it's a sort

7:47

of what is love this love this

7:49

by sachs is beautiful rumble

7:51

seat the lullaby

7:54

of big mentally yeah jordan

7:57

, did you get to san diego ah

7:59

you know thought about a

8:01

i thought about taking the train is like

8:04

jesse i've also enjoyed that train ride

8:06

and like you i love two

8:08

hours of uninterrupted reading times

8:11

writes the can't seem to get it with all

8:13

these fucking kids in the house had

8:15

a system runs on earth and the wife

8:17

move interview

8:20

interview i'm , i

8:22

have none of those things like a professor

8:25

at george this

8:27

find me how fun

8:29

would it be if you had a son you ever

8:32

one nine okay i gotta get one

8:34

and would love to get a some bridge or try as they go

8:36

be nice if jordan had a some if think it

8:38

would be so nice think think you it's

8:40

he would have this little person that have look up

8:42

to you you could take to museums

8:44

yeah they noted as museums train rides

8:47

today as did today little hardware project with

8:49

my son oscar did you do anything like that

8:51

with your son of a jordan to see i

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wrote a sorry to know an hour i know i

8:56

created this confusion so yeah

8:58

this , all on me right made my

9:00

bed and i'm currently lying in it sir

9:03

but earlier when i that

9:06

i had on or sons

9:09

there's just lying

9:12

so

9:13

read your with the guy was caught short

9:16

published thursday pointless waste

9:18

is it doing nothing alone

9:22

i did it

9:24

faced forward and

9:28

occasionally i would rock back and

9:30

forth pretending pretending i was being jostled

9:32

by it's you

9:35

for that matter that i scared scourge of

9:37

scourge of a full mr okay

9:40

arrive in those big steel pistons

9:42

near to the i did want to take the

9:44

train to san diego some like

9:47

timing stuff didn't quite work so

9:49

sir morgan and i can i got up early

9:51

we hit randy's donuts for a

9:53

couple of round isn't

9:55

coffees and then we

9:58

can a drove down there and we had

9:59

nice drive

10:02

yeah comicon a very

10:04

fun i

10:06

was blown away

10:08

by how deadpool

10:11

harley quinn are still the most popular things

10:14

shore i think

10:16

time just stood still during

10:18

the pandemic no one

10:20

got past deadpool and

10:22

the for liquid right yeah a

10:25

lot of great stuff the amount

10:28

during the pandemic though

10:30

i don't understand why people aren't dressing

10:32

like the characters from

10:34

the double eisner nominated

10:36

graphic novel bubble by two or more

10:39

since area or that show

10:41

where , have to answer all people questions

10:44

and all people after two kids questions basically what

10:46

i'm saying is where people dressing like post of that

10:48

show kelly ripa com they're not

10:50

dressing like those japanese toddlers

10:52

that get little jobs to do on match

10:55

match a ballot just like japanese

10:57

toddler who us to buy milk says

11:01

, a for yeah so you see

11:03

so yeah you see the easy easy the

11:05

costumes lots of fun i

11:08

just can't stop thinking about the guy passed

11:10

on the streets was just dressed like a piece of pizza

11:13

what's

11:15

a part of the conventions i

11:18

like to think he was i mean he could just

11:20

be a man who has who job

11:23

you know handing out flyers for a pizza restaurant

11:25

assured me could be a hobbyist our

11:28

i like to think that his favorite you

11:30

know he comicon it's of it's about passion right

11:32

it's about displaying your your what

11:35

are you passionate about i'm i'm

11:37

letting my freak flag fly here

11:40

and i like to think that this guy sat down

11:42

and was just like

11:45

like archie but i don't love archie

11:49

you know what i love pizza i'm going addresses

11:51

pizza they know could see a

11:53

little bit of my but which i say

11:57

, was great to are we talking

11:59

about silver dollar been whole are

12:02

, talking about a little bit older slap check coming

12:04

out a little bit of the side of his but that

12:06

i tried the pizza costume kind of

12:08

draped over him like a sandwich board

12:10

right okay i immediately

12:13

pictured shapps

12:16

i am i immediately pictured prince

12:18

with the the dog bite hold the but kind

12:21

of the holes for the but when i say but

12:23

halt the bottle i presumed

12:25

was covered but holes for the

12:27

but which revealed the but the

12:29

buckle out the but look jordan terrific

12:32

yeah in your in your in

12:34

your scenario the but holes would have been pepper

12:37

he has no

12:39

, cheeks have you ever been

12:41

to a convention

12:44

comic book or otherwise i've never

12:46

been to a single conventional i'm very curious

12:48

about experience very i

12:50

feel like maybe out one

12:53

of the killer pro into a trade show with my

12:55

dad like but it would be like an industrial

12:57

trade show for like tools was

12:59

ah the own filled with deadpool see

13:01

and of course i mean it's everyone

13:04

running a booth was in costume i

13:06

was just pure comic books haven't

13:08

ah no i've never been to one of these

13:10

ones these entertainment expos

13:13

yes and i feel like

13:15

i would have a good time at one regardless of whether

13:18

i like what's happened i mean of

13:20

whether i'm interested in the content what

13:22

the entertainment expo do you think would

13:25

be your jam like

13:27

are you a comic con guy a soap

13:29

opera com guy was you go to one of those

13:31

ones where you get autographs

13:34

from sixties tv stars i

13:37

feel like i i mean truly truly

13:39

as a kid i wanted to go to the video game trade

13:41

show he three eat three they

13:43

shut that down near so now of gotta

13:45

get into something else i feel like

13:47

i could get into like a haircare

13:50

convention going around getting samples

13:52

of new hair care products ah

13:55

new

13:56

if you like

13:58

the not

13:59

merck

14:00

merge items like you go to the

14:02

thing and you see like the plane tote

14:05

bags with a new things of merge i think that would

14:07

be a fun thing to seats things that thinks are going

14:09

to be printed on yeah finger

14:11

traps the just black yes sir

14:13

since chefs a blank canvas

14:15

right to just walk for miles just looking

14:17

at like just plain white tee shirts

14:20

your nose canvas bags imagining

14:23

, corporate logos that soon it it warned

14:25

me the possibilities of has a bright

14:27

it's a possibility consent is sorry

14:29

of your life you canvas you just sold

14:32

this convention as his show to h

14:34

b o max prestige

14:36

tell him wandering through wandering convention

14:39

of blank tote bags you

14:41

can't sell that is the max bridger

14:43

you're out i think the i mean i think that should be easy

14:46

yeah my father and lot goes to

14:48

a lot of hardware

14:50

conventions the user the

14:52

manager of a hardware store employee

14:55

own hardware store shoutout to jackson's hardware

14:57

up there and marine county go go there for all your

14:59

hardware needs and would

15:02

raise the about them is my

15:04

father in law's job is very

15:06

hard he gets up and four

15:09

thirty in the morning every day goes to the store

15:12

works all day i many buses rears

15:14

been doing it for thirty years

15:17

the

15:18

but the conventions like

15:20

what happens as far as i

15:22

can tell his husqvarna slice

15:25

you to hawaii like

15:27

by few drinks that's

15:29

why that's what a hardware

15:32

convention is just a free plane

15:34

ticket to hawaii from husqvarna

15:36

rest you know look me in great

15:39

yeah meet a new chainsaws

15:41

and this at the end if you're nice and drunk

15:44

off freedom hotel my ties

15:46

they just say considered drills and

15:50

i have you tried a hammer hotel rooms etc

15:53

ah bridge or i want a circle back to your interest

15:56

in going to eat three because as

15:58

a child that was also my dream

16:00

it seem like the i mean of neb who

16:03

fantasy yeah, a final

16:05

fantasy of course, how could it

16:07

not be if you did

16:09

go to e3, who, who would you most

16:11

like meet are you at? are you at sonic

16:13

guy? are you a donkey kong guy or a meeting

16:16

fictional characters? a yeah sure that

16:18

sounds like a fun thing to talk about and for a couple of minutes

16:21

i need a timer can be waiting

16:23

to fucking poo poo i'm

16:25

going to meet winnie, the pooh at heathrow the

16:28

pooh robbie booking

16:30

autograph for a disneyland gave

16:32

him gave big fucking

16:33

or how would a video games as winnie the

16:35

pooh

16:36

have i know a bunch

16:38

i bet of , i

16:40

have none of them across my desk with

16:44

with to talk to your secretary your

16:48

okay i've googled winnie the pooh video

16:50

games pooh one is

16:52

they're this extremely violent suppose

16:56

rumbling chamblee adventure the

16:58

through the game few professor right

17:01

there have been smoking fuck

17:03

m p three get tigres honey lines

17:05

i guess that's not a winnie the pooh game but that

17:07

know that once more about

17:13

the

17:16

the to get a hard work and veggies or

17:18

keepers himself tapping screws you know

17:20

talking about or i do piglets

17:23

big game so seems like a lot of the pool

17:25

cast as add their own games winnie

17:27

the pooh has not gotten his own starring

17:30

thing what about party time with

17:32

winnie the pooh for playstation party

17:34

time that can't possibly yeah

17:37

so what do you the pooh a trying to convince you to do

17:39

cocaine in the bathroom with the rainbow room come

17:42

on i

17:44

read this or video game free no

17:49

i did he asic as a kid what was that what

17:52

was the videogame that would have gotten you the most excited

17:54

as zelda for sure sure me

17:57

that zelda bedrock azuaje

17:59

ah

18:01

lifelong fan but

18:03

zelda i think what i mean to go to

18:05

wherever we are they probably helped the hell does

18:07

at the staples center or something where was he three

18:10

happening the i think it is that that

18:12

downtown l lay conventions our

18:14

right the thing off the freeway their that's

18:16

the one to wander into that with a bunch

18:18

of you know middle age businessman

18:21

and mate the link

18:23

from the legend of zelda right

18:26

lost my mind

18:28

yeah what a thrill breed you're describing

18:30

the los angeles convention center is

18:32

that thing off the freeway is a level

18:35

of ignorance of conventions that i'm starting

18:37

to find suspicious yeah

18:40

like a bridge or is running a a

18:42

short to medium con on us that

18:44

involve him pretending he's never been

18:46

to a convention but actually all he

18:48

does this go to conventions he

18:50

goes to cat con they're all

18:53

just commonplace to me at this point

18:55

he's been on all the marijuana equipment

18:57

convention synthroid advertising

18:59

on low rent billboards i

19:02

just drive a truck around with all of the booth

19:04

scaffolding and sampler

19:07

just ready to

19:09

go at go at notice this

19:12

guy's full a heat lamp nachos

19:14

or this does this eats all his

19:17

meals convention to recount

19:19

an auto show as show as or as

19:21

as a separate category know it's absolutely

19:23

convention have you been to the auto show yeah

19:26

i've done my share of auto shows were

19:29

three four i mean at

19:31

my sister i probably have been to

19:34

dozens because my dad and brothers

19:36

were is , big gap motor

19:38

heads know i kind of got

19:40

dragged along and dog would imagine

19:42

would pretend that i was excited about the dodge

19:45

viper or what have you you

19:47

i've been i've so any auto

19:49

shows that that's not an exaggeration

19:52

what's your top auto show vehicle what what

19:54

do you remember most vividly plymouth

19:56

prowler my or of all

19:59

so

19:59

killer type of open wheels is

20:02

truly and and sahib cox and i

20:04

ah i later in life became

20:07

kind of obsessed with the plymouth prowler community

20:09

it's fascinating you

20:11

they have these message boards and they're posting

20:15

like amateur photos of like car

20:17

babes on plymouth prowler as it's it's

20:20

a very weird boomer area

20:23

of with this classic car and

20:26

i recommend anybody get on those message boards and

20:28

just kind of try to figure out what's happening

20:30

there i'm i'm look at it the prices

20:32

i didn't i couldn't picture the prowler when you

20:34

mention it but i'm looking at the

20:36

prowler and they are wanting it and

20:39

, i wanna yes i mean love

20:42

how you

20:45

know can a dick like it is i less

20:48

dick like shape i

20:51

love the any notes as back to comicon

20:54

i love how i could probably airbrushed the joker

20:56

on to a and

20:58

it would on a pillow and pillow and prowler

21:00

bffs that that's how

21:03

twisted kenya get a

21:06

the wouldn't have you ever been to an auto show

21:09

my dad me

21:11

too and auto show

21:13

the

21:15

on i think that's that's

21:18

a lot of the story of a child the trip to

21:20

the auto show with dare i mean

21:22

i think it when you buy an

21:24

adult ticket to the auto show they

21:27

printed out it just says dad on

21:30

it and then and child one britain

21:32

it underneath and another you get the as a

21:34

dad and minutes as one bombed kid

21:39

and and nero my dad liked like

21:42

cars returning you mentioned new dad was

21:44

a real motorhead my dad more of a hawk wind

21:46

guy but of other

21:50

band has it's so

21:54

he was has yeah so he he took we the

21:56

auto show and i remember we drove

21:59

past we drive ethically

22:01

maybe drove past

22:05

carnival because i remember seeing a ferris

22:07

wheel on the way to the auto show and asking if

22:09

we could do that instead of my dad said no

22:12

and i think i just cried all have we

22:14

were there

22:16

they left for college the next day later

22:21

champ yeah this is

22:23

all carnivals all the time the now

22:26

i'm never gonna get off a ferris wheel middle live

22:28

on a ferris wheel is everything

22:31

will be branded henceforth

22:33

near

22:36

the yeah know that was my one

22:41

the pictures what the cars

22:43

we would get pictures with the cars now

22:45

intravenous i have no

22:47

idea was kind of i mean i think i was

22:49

probably openly sobbing so i think picture

22:52

of me ssssss sitting

22:54

sitting next to you know a

22:56

vintage vintage probably would have been a real

22:59

bummer but bridger just for contact

23:01

them and i've read a little bit about your history at the time

23:03

you wear a bikini baby is as

23:06

easy as i was a bikini babe stuff like

23:08

from ninety four to about two thousand and one

23:10

nights died aged out obviously

23:12

but ah i was

23:15

all over the country i was displaying

23:17

any car that needed a

23:19

i was upon the rotating we'll kind

23:21

of alluring men in going them

23:24

the you bells and whistles of the different cars

23:26

and like i said our obvious kind

23:29

of just ejected from the industry in the early

23:31

thousand

23:32

i'd like to imagine a middle

23:34

aged former bikini babe now

23:36

she works in marketing she

23:38

just gets it gets the edge every once in

23:40

awhile it just shows up at one of those

23:42

car meet ups and might have in

23:45

like the big boy parking lot

23:47

and she just she just take

23:50

off her marketing garb she's got to she's

23:52

got the is he betty teeny weeny

23:54

polka dot bikini it's just starts

23:56

indicating

23:57

yeah you can

23:59

the bay bad of the convention center

24:02

button first oh i guess i didn't even

24:04

occur to me until

24:06

you started talking about our

24:09

babes do think what i saw comicon

24:11

was some sort of pizza stud the

24:13

i think satellites a pizza said is

24:16

absolutely the

24:19

the you know that we only thing

24:21

about pizza says is i

24:23

feel bad for all the other pizza dude

24:26

because ultimately the pizza studs

24:28

got the papers you not i mean like the pizza

24:30

said as the lineage gently

24:33

i don't yell he have to breed of the feeder

24:35

mares suggests that the pizza bears

24:37

incubators your just pick

24:39

up a piece off the street and try to breeder you've

24:41

got no you need

24:43

to documentation right for

24:46

the pizza show the running the

24:48

pizza around the what

24:50

is bird dog thing in the next

24:53

sure we don't think the pizza agility

24:59

someone's holding up the

25:01

corner of the pizza slice indicated

25:04

, has the perfect shape yet to see

25:06

if there's heat coming off the just said you

25:14

didn't understand my joke there

25:17

are different adjusting somehow that something

25:19

of a dog shows involves measuring

25:21

bear she's telling off by genitals

25:24

that's the premise of your job says

25:26

you didn't underside now my t levels help

25:28

i'm just saying things as

25:32

a just saying words

25:34

that's what a podcast

25:37

is

25:38

i was thinking today on the train

25:41

speaking of soap opera conventions thinking

25:43

today on the train or yesterday on the train i was

25:45

coming back from comicon i was

25:48

thinking about how much i like

25:51

someone that

25:54

the has or has their own whole life

25:57

not a sad shot in a has their

25:59

own whole

25:59

if

26:00

there is

26:01

you know

26:02

just at some point they got

26:04

into a particular soap opera and

26:07

they still keep

26:08

like somebody who's just like again

26:11

works in marketing

26:12

fifty years old now somebody

26:15

who's are some of our stand up comedy buddies

26:17

i know jimmy pardo was the soap opera guy

26:19

for a long time like i don't remember which was

26:21

his general hospital i think about

26:24

the dino just as comics or on

26:27

the road their home during the day you know whatever

26:29

they catch that soap opera like i

26:31

love that i love the idea of

26:33

somebody who as

26:35

a who is arab white collar professional

26:38

or like got a machinist

26:41

but they also have this those soap

26:44

opera that they fall i target

26:46

i could happen to any of us yeah

26:48

i mean i think of some other designed to do right

26:50

i think if you watched if any of us

26:53

there and watch five episodes

26:55

the soap opera

26:57

you would want a human now just

26:59

be hooked for the rest of your life you have to find out what's going

27:01

to happen to everybody and it never ends

27:04

yeah i think you're probably

27:06

yeah no i think that i mean that is certainly i've

27:08

i've talked on the show about my my

27:11

mysterious and i mean mysterious to me

27:13

as i don't understand my interest in the

27:15

show shark tank i don't i don't

27:17

i don't get either device do you also

27:20

like that of course i've never bought a single

27:22

item i've seen on yeah me either

27:24

i for i think i've seen probably the least

27:26

every episode from the last eight years oh

27:29

wow okay so you're you're you're

27:31

a complete ist yeah i suppose

27:34

i read your you do a little bit of angel

27:36

investing oh of course i've

27:38

got very deep pockets ah

27:40

all reach out to marker laurie and

27:42

save a here's a little extra cash

27:45

spend it on the show tonight yeah

27:47

and so i guess that's

27:49

where my interest lies just out your mind

27:52

you'll give him a jingle jangle with a little jingle

27:54

jangle at a time of here's

27:57

here's here's a little here's little little something something

27:59

yet entered a business that sells scoops of

28:02

raw cookie dough iraq

28:04

, dough thing is absolutely

28:06

unacceptable the fact that was ever a trend

28:08

was what mattered horrifying

28:10

to me did it didn't end if you ever try the raw

28:13

cookie dough the scoop like ice cream i

28:16

didn't i can i pass one

28:18

of those occasionally and with

28:20

there's restaurants for that yeah

28:23

yeah i think there will there you know the i think

28:25

it i think maybe the idea was for it to

28:27

kind of come in and replace the

28:29

the frodo places like

28:32

your pinkberry style do

28:34

your own yeah or like a t c b

28:36

y u ah i didn't use

28:38

any use any yo place that happens

28:40

to close down because it's now the trends

28:43

on the way out of ram so

28:46

and you ever use my own goddamn yogurt thank

28:48

you very much ah yet

28:51

you know what you know the thing that stops me from

28:53

getting it

28:54

the that like

28:57

what's the weather for that like a fight

28:59

he sat and it's too hot

29:01

i'm going to be so fucking bombs like you

29:03

feel sick

29:05

yeah

29:07

like anyway i know

29:09

i i

29:11

the the window were in in which i consider

29:14

getting those scoops of cookie dough are pretty tiny

29:16

and and ever actually do it i feel

29:18

like i

29:20

would really admire the person

29:23

who runs that business but

29:26

only if they

29:28

really do have raw eggs

29:32

like right if somebody is like

29:34

this is my fucking vision i

29:37

said rock cookie dough i'm

29:40

not going to find something that tastes like

29:42

raw eggs but is it raw eggs

29:45

like i don't care that uncooked

29:48

flower is dangerous when

29:50

safe weirdly is like

29:53

i'm willing to roll the dice because

29:55

i unlike you fucking believe

29:58

him some salmonella

30:01

gets in the way but i'm

30:03

pretty good setting you it that it that

30:06

thing about soap operas that the

30:08

observed bridger is that like there's probably

30:10

just a like hooking mechanism that

30:12

hits the brain and i think whatever that

30:15

whatever version of that shark tank has

30:18

has gotten to me but

30:20

yeah i think if we all just sat down and watched

30:22

a couple apps of the young and the restless would probably

30:25

be your yeah you'll you feel

30:27

that way about

30:29

dark souls law

30:31

you've talked about watching dark souls lore

30:33

on you tube usher ah

30:35

yes bridge or you you mention being into

30:37

video games and you know zelda and will

30:39

play type games you play it bled dark

30:41

souls or another one of the from software

30:44

i've tried every single one of those things

30:46

and want to like them so bad but i just

30:48

don't have the strength ah

30:50

, need to any to have some

30:53

area of my life where life feel like i'm

30:55

winning they are ah

30:57

have some control and those

30:59

games i'm just have been like i'm just miserable

31:02

i i can be miserable with the tv off

31:04

so i

31:06

but i admire obviously there

31:09

phenomenon and there's a lot about it that

31:11

i like but shot at the this lower

31:13

stuff is very fascinating and

31:15

i am i can imagine getting into it if i

31:17

could get five minutes into one of

31:19

those games but i can't

31:21

edit your position is very

31:23

reasonable it's one of those things where i'm like i

31:25

passionately love those games but if someone's

31:28

life this shit

31:30

is too hard enough to send i play

31:33

video games to have fun i would say

31:35

your right

31:37

i'm

31:38

i'm a bad as

31:41

, know

31:43

there at there idea of their terrific but it's a

31:46

it's a particular you know boutique

31:48

item even other getting more

31:50

popular but you

31:53

do you want to know it's if you

31:55

want to know more yeah i guess

31:57

i think the thing that i'm interested

31:59

about the law is just because it's so it's

32:02

such

32:03

it's such an interesting li it's

32:05

a it's a story told in such an interesting way

32:07

it's like it's not just like you watch

32:09

a long ass cut scene about market

32:12

the fell omen or whatever didn't

32:14

like you the idea

32:16

so you fight

32:19

whatever fellow mean it may be

32:21

as know manager margaret

32:24

, jimmy smith is a smart

32:26

guy anyway as a way they're

32:28

they're way demi gods and they come from anyway

32:31

those the pronounced margot but margot

32:33

ahead s the

32:36

their yeah suits

32:38

this thing where it's like okay like played i played game

32:41

i walk into an arena

32:42

the

32:43

right

32:44

the guy with a bunch of axes and

32:46

he chops of his own arm and he puts a dragon

32:48

head on the arm in the arms fire at

32:50

you and then i beat that guy and i'm on the next

32:52

level gray

32:53

then you find out later

32:56

that like

32:57

feed you find in the arena

33:00

has a story in it about

33:03

the

33:05

the all that this guy made

33:07

with a dark alien

33:09

god to become an axe wielding

33:11

dragon man and you're

33:14

like well that's bullshit i didn't see any

33:16

of that and then obe you tube

33:18

guys six but here's here's

33:20

why it's true and then you just

33:22

get that blown away because i've

33:25

you've never seen a story told like that before

33:27

anyway that's my interest in it is that it's

33:29

like this is totally new way of telling

33:31

a story the yeah a seed

33:34

you find you

33:36

only like stories told v a seeds

33:40

i am a seat guys are , know

33:42

some people are non-fiction people

33:44

a yeah anyways i will

33:46

never get a son yeah

33:49

i'll never get a son but i like a you've

33:52

got to get them back to work at this

33:54

point my interested point my then i

33:56

ask you this

33:59

the

33:59

whether we're his seed

34:02

the night

34:04

the know whatever we may the

34:07

ultimately wouldn't you

34:09

agree that at the end of the day we're all storytellers

34:12

no i

34:14

don't know

34:16

you know i leave now

34:19

it's advertising guys

34:21

know

34:22

the know

34:24

hardware guys

34:26

storytellers retelling stories

34:29

through the medium of storytelling the

34:32

added around a fire at it you know like she's

34:34

man cave person cave

34:36

woman know the or preschool

34:38

teacher or a

34:40

bus driver don't agree to this

34:43

even if you if you're in an airplane

34:46

like guy no

34:48

was wonder woman's airplane was that made out of her

34:52

houllier who turned into an airplane

34:54

maybe superhero

34:56

turns into an airplane

34:58

the transformers star scream a separate

35:00

the of star screams and i target

35:02

picturing an airplane and

35:04

in his hair who's little smiley

35:06

face of the nose

35:08

i'm talking about

35:10

you go funny nose or nose

35:12

cone of airplane anyway

35:14

if you're one knows the point is that you're a storyteller

35:18

you know that i mean we we talked

35:20

to i mean yeah so they're great storytellers

35:22

out there there's it doesn't matter whether you're glenn washington

35:25

or dan kennedy you're a storyteller

35:27

the end of the day david

35:29

sedaris a

35:32

your what's your face who played pad on saturday

35:34

night live she seems like a cool lady

35:37

the story tower

35:39

you know what game as great lore is that

35:41

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35:47

he caught again got a game with the i

35:49

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jordan jesse go i'm jesse thorn america's

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40:41

detective and i'm bridger why nigger

40:43

the tornado bridger your show

40:46

is all about

40:48

well it's all about talking to people

40:51

sitting getting getting down to

40:53

the real to brass tacks me a

40:55

human conversation intimate

40:57

moments beer shows about

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emma thompson basically to busted time

41:02

but you talk to every thompson every

41:04

normal human beings fucking dreams

41:07

just one time to get to talk to

41:09

emma thompson

41:11

but bridger are you

41:14

the uncomfortable are you an uncomfortable gift

41:17

receiver in real life oh yeah

41:19

i mean i don't i don't know i mean are

41:21

you guys comfortable getting gifts i is

41:23

for me it is not a thing

41:25

that doesn't

41:27

seem like a normal human thing to feel comfortable

41:29

receiving an item neither

41:32

now she's from somebody else who has gone out of

41:34

there was the of it is as i love

41:36

getting something but there's like i'm

41:39

always uncomfortable

41:41

initially i never know how to handle myself

41:44

other the i i'm good at saying thank you

41:46

yeah but then i'm just i feel like i

41:48

put the other person out

41:50

i think it's when you get take when you

41:52

get the gifts

41:53

there's don't like hey i was thinking about

41:55

you gift on like not your birthday

41:58

or you know

41:59

winter holiday just like hey i

42:02

how this at the rite aid and i thought

42:04

if you

42:05

that's when i want to see the person

42:08

get the fuck outta here now

42:11

the we're not we're lying

42:14

i'm not good sense this it

42:17

you're done we should i stop bringing

42:20

you the chocolate covered cherries i buy a

42:22

he's a he's a jesse

42:25

like i said by the chocolate chip

42:27

covered cherries and is gimme that big

42:29

receipt baby sitter if

42:32

you're a voter out at all it is that

42:34

like of power and all the way

42:36

right i do because are so

42:38

sick of paying full price of pets or

42:41

her of us got to him

42:43

i will lead to go tuesday and

42:45

thursday mornings sure

42:49

what are you up to your own you fuckin sons since

42:52

the tell you that much retina jordan rub it in

42:55

i love we don't have a son

42:57

i love to give a gift jordan

43:00

gives me the very thoughtful gift

43:02

elite we don't invariably

43:04

exchange gifts for birthdays and christmas

43:06

and stuff but are often in

43:08

jordan will give me a gift certificate gift

43:10

certificate to a local comic bookstore

43:13

i'll , you lift which is a great gift

43:15

i can take my kids there they

43:18

they can pick out account book i pick out

43:20

a comic book by time we get out of

43:22

their the guess it ever get is

43:24

is it negative eighty four dollars

43:27

dollars i go in the comic bookstore i want to buy all

43:29

those sat does

43:32

i'll be like will tell me one kind

43:34

of comic book for sophisticated

43:37

regular comic book people like

43:39

a sagar something like that and then i'll

43:41

be like an hour take all of these

43:44

ron and quarterly comic books which are released

43:46

sad ones and

43:49

of will get out of it and that's great the

43:52

by i'm in a relationship

43:54

where i love to

43:56

give gifts and my wife grew up

43:59

halfway i know of stuff

44:01

or mean i was picking out stuff at the

44:03

the flea market i'm at the flea market

44:05

pick him out antiques love now

44:09

i think my wife finds any

44:11

gift to be a

44:13

serious emotional burden were

44:16

going in there for generational burden

44:18

how do you navigate that i

44:20

wish i could give her the guest

44:23

the doing things for others

44:26

not me doing things for others her

44:28

like if i could give hurt like i could trip

44:31

and fall and right

44:33

before that i gave her one of those

44:35

cartoon ice packs yeah

44:38

half of like with the knob and

44:40

the polka dots something

44:43

, that i think that was that would be what

44:45

would make my wife happiness right

44:47

if you were able to just open a bunch of charities

44:49

in her name that yeah suddenly had to kind

44:51

of some run ssssss

44:54

of the needed a lot of administrative work is

44:56

simply in hog heaven yeah my

44:59

friend your when the gifts to our children

45:02

and theresa

45:04

my wife will and she says it

45:06

all the time and the think my mom

45:09

since great gifts almost almost

45:11

universally she's very good at the

45:14

by my

45:16

wife will like open the box

45:19

get freaked out by the fact that it's a gift

45:21

and then just leave it half open

45:25

enough in the foyer from

45:27

my side and guess you can't bring

45:30

yourself to like clip the tags off and

45:32

put the shirts and the washing machine or whatever

45:34

just overwhelmed by having gotten too much

45:36

guest bridge

45:39

your what's the best thing you've gotten as gotten as

45:41

on year though

45:43

the thing

45:45

that i truly use the most often i get a

45:47

lot of things are deeply impractical and that are

45:49

now just crowding my home of

45:52

spots are the comedy

45:54

writer john wilson gave me a car

45:56

garbage can

45:57

i on which has

46:00

truly changed everything for fist i

46:02

mean it seems like you would take up a lot of space

46:04

in your driveway well of course

46:07

i mean it's it's the size of like a buick

46:10

and i mean how many how many

46:12

cars even a throwaway realistic

46:15

other always many as i want

46:18

professor ago as

46:20

i said i've got deep pockets i've gotta just

46:22

as gotta spend the money somewhere so why not just

46:25

dump cars in my cars garbage can

46:27

plus i mean every year you're at the car show

46:30

right looking for new cars to throw away

46:32

ah just gotta sauntering

46:35

through i could dump that i could dump that

46:38

hard garbage can attached

46:40

to a window where does it ever said like

46:43

a base like a commuter mud it's

46:45

like around the passenger

46:47

seat headrest so i like

46:49

it's kind of in the back of the car

46:52

oh i seen those those

46:54

who has a would be useful

46:57

there i mean they really i when

46:59

he gave it to me i thought oh i'll use this probably

47:01

once and now it's constantly

47:03

just full of receipts straw

47:05

papers

47:06

the run all the guards sparkling think of all the

47:08

wings stops honey mustard packets second step

47:11

back there and right

47:13

i'm telling you you'll love

47:15

it and what's nice about the wings south

47:17

honey mustard packets is your

47:20

ability to store them in that car

47:22

garbage can gives them a chance

47:24

to really honey mustard

47:26

up the join if you know what i mean my

47:28

give you have to take him out each time

47:31

you know they're not gonna the

47:34

snake won't permit which is what you

47:36

want from honey mustard packers to have

47:38

ah brian he gets

47:41

and telephone calls for us a momentous occasion

47:43

that people have called in with

47:45

hydrogen hi jesse high cast

47:48

as the sun numbers to save my phone

47:50

for a least ten years but

47:53

the first time myself like

47:55

i had a momentous less cases occur

47:57

how my name is

47:59

joanna

48:04

the great people

48:10

i care about die

48:12

critics up and so my

48:14

momentous occasion said

48:17

could i had my first

48:19

the bathroom while have

48:21

hopping

48:22

yeah south appropriate for drugs

48:25

the girl had a great week since

48:27

hobson

48:28

le grand more it is what the french

48:30

color hi seth

48:32

, a little synthesis

48:35

with a little sad when

48:37

everyone dies what is indian

48:41

or vendors movies don't half the people

48:43

die or something ah

48:45

, i mean lesser than a plot

48:47

point plot comics and movies

48:50

play time at the snap fan

48:52

and else snapping away half of the

48:54

half of all existence the never

48:56

come back when yes

48:59

the new gonna be a little vulgar bridger i

49:01

apologize i

49:05

, sure verge and stagnant

49:07

your sowed virgin ah

49:09

despite a lot of temptation of those

49:11

car shows are

49:15

jerks if are jerks anything about you is

49:17

that you're into be keeps who

49:21

is house i'm

49:24

but let's say

49:27

that who's

49:30

the from avengers that

49:33

mr mitchell paid a lack of

49:36

, eyes depending on where this is going

49:38

sure sure so yeah

49:41

, snaps his fingers in half the people

49:44

disappeared to their death threats in

49:47

one of the people that disappears you're

49:50

fucking but your

49:52

past the point of no return

49:54

right so as you

49:56

climax they've disappeared

49:59

and you're a jackal it just

50:02

goes into the air where your lover

50:04

once was when you just have to

50:06

deal with that yeah

50:09

yeah you get out of your fucking deal with

50:11

it yeah i guess before his there's a period

50:14

before you see like the news report or

50:16

whatever where you think you did it the

50:20

for coffee pure

50:22

the mighty miss of your thrust there

50:26

would be brutal because there you

50:28

are and you want to just lay back

50:30

in bed and light a cigarette removing

50:33

her , gotten around classic sex

50:35

move but

50:37

you're also like car my

50:40

lover disappeared to their death

50:43

well they don't go to another realm

50:47

nope we ever get an explanation

50:49

as to where where i cause yeah

50:51

mean out nervously you know they

50:53

they they come back everybody comes back

50:55

or they do come back yeah based on the

50:58

heroics of i'm the

51:00

know captain america an ant man man

51:03

okay widow and do

51:05

they reappear where they disappeared

51:08

that's i think they you do

51:10

i think you do do reappear

51:13

right where you disappeared

51:15

so yeah so and jesse's scenario

51:18

the

51:19

that's a strange confusing mess

51:22

yeah good idea to reappear right

51:24

on top of that semen

51:27

right fergus you wake up confused wire

51:29

and i covered and com essa

51:32

your ears and here's my

51:34

question so they go to this alternate route

51:38

i don't i don't know than what he had

51:40

no i think the i think they go to word alternate

51:42

realm where mr mr pena like lives

51:45

and ah jeez like

51:47

a bad guy with bad little hat it's hard

51:49

to explain

51:50

but what if

51:52

you're just walking around the house or you're wearing

51:54

his socks all of a

51:56

sudden near in mister mister piddle x

51:59

home right

52:01

everybody else is wearing clothes there's

52:04

no closed door there you're

52:07

just in this horrible purgatory

52:09

indefinitely

52:10

the until ant man does his thing

52:13

you're getting really small

52:16

in so

52:17

you're the only guy there

52:20

in your area who's just wearing suits

52:23

i think here's the thing indeed know about

52:25

mr mr pena licks around anything

52:29

goes back on

52:31

, same guy with us

52:34

ride around in sox

52:37

sox didn't do as i am up

52:39

am and wanna walk

52:42

around on all fours and barack like a little

52:44

doggie you can do it says

52:46

whatever gets you hard baby

52:49

he's a set ups that's the

52:51

only roof the only

52:54

everybody's art all that for

52:56

other as yeah i

52:59

think

53:00

hi

53:01

i always figured jordan but

53:04

small of hat was mr

53:06

bitter pill x fetish and

53:09

you've just confirmed it says

53:11

, goes man yeah he's a

53:13

he can't get off unless they had doesn't

53:15

go around his head just go on top of the

53:17

said it's , it's it's little

53:19

thing called sprawling core twice

53:22

the only guy out and kill superman yeah

53:25

bribing another column there

53:28

the jordan jersey and guest

53:30

i am calling for

53:32

your seen this segment a

53:35

cocktail whoop saw

53:37

today

53:38

at work i'm a metal worker

53:41

they usually do commercial work for i was called

53:44

to do an estimate on ,

53:46

home the wealthier couple

53:49

ah when i arrived there was some couple

53:52

contractors in the knee husband

53:54

or wife who own the property and

53:57

year the while i'm there

53:59

on the woman who wants

54:02

the home

54:03

the

54:04

hitting on me very

54:06

hard

54:07

and isn't something that happens to be incredibly

54:10

often sounds like this is

54:12

i'm what cool very weird is lot of

54:14

people around including your husband

54:16

he continued on for way too

54:18

long ah , the point

54:21

where her husband eventually kind of

54:23

stormed off ah

54:25

as he tapped complimented he tapped

54:28

the

54:29

the evening meal would you may call fuck me

54:31

nice guy that was really

54:34

, actually quite uncomfortable

54:36

in the moment it's only funny now after the fact

54:39

home but yeah just kept going until

54:41

people kind of dispersed in there now

54:45

i was about to leave her and her husband had

54:47

stormed off she told me

54:50

her husband's working hours and

54:52

when i could come back to have a swimming

54:54

pool with her arm

54:57

so yeah

54:59

i think i was just propositions to

55:02

ah calculus man

55:04

though pretty interesting

55:07

day for me

55:08

anyway

55:10

that that's all folks he

55:13

was working poor he big the whole time

55:16

whole time in support of the the whole time holy

55:18

cow

55:20

i was

55:23

i was talking to i was at the

55:26

that the offices of our buddies retton link

55:29

the other day you

55:31

and some bits really great you tube show

55:33

stock and one of their writers megan malone

55:36

she is preparing a

55:38

comedic peace

55:40

on

55:43

the like most popular that

55:45

issues

55:47

the

55:48

that she had like the top ten that she read

55:50

off

55:52

where where would you think

55:55

that stuff would fall

55:56

this based on

55:59

based on the knowledge of the

56:05

and i'm i'm gonna say for

56:08

jesse

56:13

this stuff the

56:19

in beats

56:21

gonna be up there right there's

56:23

no week know go out i don't remember

56:26

i don't remember all of the entries

56:29

the cost of was seven

56:31

them on of all fetishes

56:33

them

56:34

hi

56:35

i don't know depends if you split up

56:38

cock and hot wife oh

56:41

yeah don't know if this includes all cock

56:43

sub variance and i don't wanna seem

56:45

like i'm passing judgement on nasty

56:48

little cox i mean again i'm

56:50

a mister mister piddling whatever

56:54

whatever floats your boat man where

56:56

i'll cut queens let's reverse cox

56:58

where the lady wants to get tucked

57:01

boy , so i mean i don't know i don't i

57:03

don't i don't have any observation other than

57:05

that seems hi i am i was

57:07

surprised seems like it's only kind of made

57:09

it's way into the to the culture recently

57:12

but maybe that is part of it maybe

57:14

it is like there's a kind

57:16

of a recent seats that you know it's you it's it's it's

57:18

like scoop herbal cookie dough you know that zapper

57:20

and day as fun the

57:22

only problem if it'll be here for a couple

57:24

of months and then you'll get replaced by poke a

57:27

or something somewhere if the weather's wrong

57:29

that's the question you have to ask about the current

57:32

hagel gray swear if the where does the

57:34

weather window where it's gonna feel right

57:37

it's , too hot or too cold the cock

57:40

ah i'm ah cold cocker

57:43

myself i got a blast the air ever

57:46

either of you guys ever been proposition

57:49

door near propositioned in a pornography

57:52

like context a

57:54

such as delivering a pizza

57:57

or you know what i mean i've

58:00

i've a sailor on leave i

58:02

have never had i've never had one

58:04

of the porn scenario

58:06

jobs before it's the ss

58:09

it's a good point soon never done

58:11

metalwork residential metalwork dental

58:15

residents are woodwork if you know and i mean i

58:18

, a step mom for a brief affair

58:22

you know going to coming home at weird time yeah

58:26

what about you bridge or have you ever met in of

58:28

pornography like romantic context

58:31

i've never been in one ah of

58:33

all it's hard to say because i feel like if i were

58:35

in one a would probably go right over my head

58:38

i feel like i would be completely oblivious

58:40

to the like the beginning of the poor

58:42

and situations so for

58:44

all we know count of in and again go back

58:46

to

58:47

my virginity

58:50

it's it's hard to say and hope i

58:52

will when i find the right person

58:54

ads

58:57

we're under the i have god seal

58:59

our marriage even my my cellphone

59:02

that pornographic situations

59:04

but does a lot of things have to fall

59:06

in place before that happens i

59:09

went a few months ago i'd

59:11

to the

59:13

dynasty typewriter see eight or down

59:15

there by max fun hq to see

59:18

our friend guy branum do standup comedy

59:21

i wanted funny as funny

59:23

as guys in the world one funniest

59:25

men in the world must say swear avoiding the pun

59:28

and the guy

59:30

you know he's a comedian but also the end

59:32

of the day a , and

59:36

he told a story

59:38

about being in about believe

59:41

it was san diego

59:43

that a gay porn part

59:47

like a party for

59:49

people who are friends from the world

59:51

of gay porn

59:53

you know like work work by his new

59:57

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59:59

the she told

59:59

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her cause she definitely doesn't seem like somebody who like

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does the podcast circuit

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don't know if it was good or bad for the podcast but

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whatever but she and her daughter

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started listening to it in quarantine oh

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interesting and they

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had listened to the

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an episode with the very

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funny comedian chanel james and

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the

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out to the two of us just because

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daughter email bitches like we were loving the show

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set it up and then she was on the show is

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very odd i mean she's so sweet and

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she's like kind of i mean she's one of the

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last night and she's like tom hanks level

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or whatever where everybody knows who that is

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any is like everything she's done people have

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enjoyed and so she's kind of this untarnished

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person and ah

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i was obviously especially sixteen

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episodes in or whatever happy to have one

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of the most famous people in the world on the podcast

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about this i

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got an email from emma thompson solder

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she said

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she had really enjoyed my

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about his biography of rickey henderson

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that so had her mom

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and her mom would be glad

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the com on my show i

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said i was holding out for olivia colman

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know any in retrospect

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last mistake i just

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i was a big peepshow fan you know i felt

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like i knew her when i'm

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, so i shouldn't have said that time

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know

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look bridger

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who is your most exciting guest on the

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program not by virtue of their

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famous ness who were who

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were you thrilled with or

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who were you thrilled to get

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for reasons other than that they are

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one of the great world treasures

1:08:25

so just fame aside

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anything to somebody who i was excited talk about

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to talk so yeah i'll give you an example

1:08:31

we've had lisa loeb on this program now

1:08:33

lisa is brilliantly talented she's quite

1:08:35

famous she might not be the most

1:08:37

famous person that's ever been on the show but she's

1:08:40

the only one that i have

1:08:42

had a crush on observes thirteen souls

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what it could have never be the you had you had

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on them since you first saw the video

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for stay parentheses i missed you

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and it like completely imprinted

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on your sexuality and then you grew up

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in use you matter and you're like was a really cool

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ladies is really fun and really

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funny doesn't have to be that

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the

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what ah what was

1:09:07

this the thrilling one free it's

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edited an excellent question that i

1:09:13

i will say the comedian

1:09:16

hola scala it's a a

1:09:19

friend but or somebody who i just

1:09:21

that you know like within comedy there are a lot of people

1:09:23

to be jealous selves ah and cola

1:09:26

someone that i can't be jealous of because

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i feel like their talent level and there

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i think they're just unbelievably funny

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so i was thrilled to have them

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on edge they can easily with

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iran when they were julie klausner

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tv show may i probably

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since enough emails to julie

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klausner about how funny cause scola

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his bed julie klausner

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was mad at me that i was emailing

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her have been have money she is she's

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obviously brilliantly funny ago

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at costco was so fucking

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hilarious on that show i couldn't

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believe it was real right cause

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just like operating on a level where

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you can't be jealous of them because just like well

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that's super human

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ham and that's just goes

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so far beyond what i could ever imagine

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doing so anytime i get to talk to them as

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it does have a fantastic times and

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they gave me maybe the most expensive gift

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i've gotten on the show or the most gratuitous

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which is just beautiful waffle

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maker from william sonoma which

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how ah just deeply

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unnecessary and that was part of

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the reason that they gave me the waffle maker but

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i think to this day probably still the nicest

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i mean it's like i'm never gonna get married and

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it felt like a wedding gift a beautiful wedding

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gift you have it liquid i

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love a waffle me too

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now i will go awful is better than a pancake

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nothing alike liver a pancake or french

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toast good as got more browned parts

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the to say it's you

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can dress it up the way you want it's not too

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sweet to begin with

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the bigger fan as i am of cola

1:11:02

scola which is

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huge

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i'm a similarly big fan the

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may art reaction that's

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the flavor transformation the takes

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place when you brown your food that's why i

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love waffles news it's

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called the may ard reaction yeah

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interesting

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named after somebody

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that cola scola of

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, course still fucking still

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papers will videos difference is

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is christ which john waffle

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than a funny answer to that effect

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sir are in john waffles are funny answered

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almost anything serves fun to say john

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waffle well

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bridger it's been a joy to have you on the program

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or so thankful to you thanks for making their time

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i've had such a terrific time take you from

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