0:00

Give a little time for the child within

0:02

you, don't be afraid to be young and

0:05

free, undo the locks and throw away the

0:07

keys and take off your shoes and socks

0:09

and run you. It's

0:11

Jordan Jesse Go, I'm Jordan Morris, boy

0:13

detective. And I'm Matt Lieb. Oh

0:17

God. Producer. It was

0:19

good, man. Sorry, this is

0:21

the first time I'm doing this. You want to do

0:23

it again? You want to do it again with more

0:25

confidence? Confidence? Confidence? Sound

0:28

upset? Yeah, I'll feed it to you. Don't

0:30

worry about that. You're doing great. Okay. It's

0:33

Jordan Jesse Go. Matt Lieb. Fuck. All

0:36

right, no, no, no. Sorry, you go. And

0:38

again, it's, you

0:41

know, thank you for doing this. I'm so

0:43

excited. I know Jesse's with the fam on

0:45

Family Vacation. Yeah, he's gone. He's with his

0:47

family. We're happy for him. It's great. Self

0:49

care, so important. And it's great that

0:51

you're filling in. Yeah, yeah. I was so excited when you

0:53

told me that he was going to be. Yeah, you're such

0:55

a funny dude. You're an accomplished podcaster. This shouldn't be hard

0:57

for you. It's very easy. Listen, I've done

0:59

a lot of podcasts, so this shouldn't be hard. Okay,

1:02

so yeah, let's just start again and, you know, just

1:04

have fun with it. Be yourself. It's

1:07

Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jordan Morris Boy,

1:09

detective. And I'm Matt Lieb, America's

1:11

radio sweetheart. Do

1:14

you want to just have Jesse's nickname or do you want

1:16

to do your own? Should I do my own?

1:18

You can. Yeah, you can. I

1:21

can do my own? Okay. You can do your

1:23

own, yeah. I mean, just be you. Don't feel like you

1:25

have to be Jesse. I don't care. I'm not Jesse. He's

1:28

his own thing. He's his own guy. Right. I'm

1:31

not trying to. A Titan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1:33

yeah. A radio legend. A radio

1:35

legend. So that's, you're a different guy. Yeah.

1:38

It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jordan Morris Boy,

1:40

detective. And I'm Matt Lieb, better than Jesse

1:42

Thorn. Maybe just do America's radio sweetheart. Okay,

1:44

okay. I'll do America's radio sweetheart. That seems kind

1:46

of like shitty. People are listening to me like Jesse. That's why

1:49

they're listening to the show. I like Jesse. So

1:51

you kind of. I thought you were saying

1:53

before, that's what I should do. That was,

1:55

you know, I should have been more specific. Okay. How

1:58

about this? Have your own nickname. Maybe

2:00

just leave Jesse out of

2:02

it. Pretending he's not even here. This

2:04

happens sometimes. Sometimes, you know, one of us goes

2:07

out or has to miss a show and we

2:09

have other co-hosts. So this happens.

2:12

But bring your own flavor and don't feel like

2:14

you have to make it all about Jesse.

2:16

It's about me. It's about you, Matt. All right.

2:19

Very excited. It's Jordan. It's

2:21

Jordan. Now I'm... Now you're Matt. Look at me. Look

2:23

at me. Look at me. It's

2:26

contagious. It's contagious. I'm sorry.

2:28

All right. We're gonna start at five,

2:30

four. I've never counted down before. Five,

2:32

four, three, two. This is

2:34

Jordan. Jesse Go. I'm Jordan Morris, boy

2:36

detective. And I'm Matt Lieb, Francesca's husband.

2:40

You know what? That works. I like

2:42

it. Okay. It's a tribute to your...

2:44

To my wife. ...your beautiful, talented wife.

2:46

I love my wife. Yeah. Francesca. Ooh.

2:48

I love you. Matt. Wife guy.

2:50

Lean into that. My wife guy has

2:52

never been hotter. I love my wife.

2:55

He loves his wife. Yeah. What are

2:57

three things you love about that wife?

2:59

I love that she's my wife. Uh-huh.

3:01

I love that she's my life. I

3:03

love... What rhymes? I love that she's... You don't

3:05

have to rhyme. Why? You don't have to rhyme.

3:07

Because I already started with a rhyme. Wife, life.

3:10

I love... The

3:12

comedy of Matt Wright. How

3:15

does he feel about Matt Wright? Matt,

3:18

you're gonna do great. I'm so excited. And you know

3:21

who else is gonna do great? We have... Jesse's

3:23

on vacation. That's right. You're filling in. I'm

3:25

filling in. We have an amazing guest, someone

3:27

we've wanted to have on the show for

3:30

a while. Yes. A stand-up comic, a podcaster

3:32

from the podcast TV, I say, and

3:35

the star of a new stand-up comedy album coming

3:37

soon to a record store near you, Ashley Rae.

3:40

Hi, Ashley. Hi. Hello.

3:42

I'm so happy to be here. No, we're so excited to

3:44

have you here. You're gonna do wonderful. Thank you. You're

3:46

gonna do great. And if there's ever a lull in

3:48

conversation, let's just ask Matt about his wife. Ask me

3:51

about my wife. Yeah. Yeah, my wife do it. I

3:53

see you doing. She's great. Does she like Matt Wright?

3:56

She doesn't like His comedy or

3:58

anything, but she has... The admitted that there's

4:01

something about him that hot. I'm

4:04

I'm fine with. like I said, he

4:06

got an objective like hotness. So music

4:08

a young hot guys s. E Bay.

4:10

The lots of look like are dynamically. Though

4:12

he works in yeah it would be an

4:14

insult to have a desire to get versions

4:16

around the world a lot and I ah

4:18

err on the doing their own metallic of

4:20

the Marlies, an Ivy league. Oh yes, work

4:22

went into that. Now he try hard he

4:24

made her smile sort of time. I would

4:26

love to get with the Mona Lisa. I

4:28

know right now the way that she's is

4:30

gonna like smirks and now and and she's

4:33

she's little or than you think a seat

4:35

and tiny a silly gatsby voice. A but

4:37

the Mona Lisa's yeah but ever seen and

4:39

realized small and first time I saw it

4:41

I. Came back I I said it's in

4:43

the louvre. Man overload. First time I saw

4:45

I came back and did a bit public

4:48

our house. Pessimist was amazing. Saw the Mona

4:50

Lisa. it was. No

4:52

one like this. I'd never got a

4:54

laugh with that method. As a lover

4:56

feeling a bit over at mythical a

4:58

bit I repeat over and over that

5:00

had been for years imprisonment. Go morning

5:02

the youtube show Ya, it's you and

5:04

I contribute sometimes. That's right, I.

5:07

Go up to the camera guys

5:09

and I go here. Said.

5:11

H D. Not

5:13

satisfied I never I say I think

5:16

it's great the more that because there's

5:18

a look in their i were there

5:20

like as a possible he doesn't know

5:22

what he slides. You know so little

5:24

about cameras which he could think barrier

5:26

dealt with the highest D is a

5:29

little but it's not and I know

5:31

that I think it's fine and this

5:33

this kind of interesting. So y'all are

5:35

both T V Podcast Have T V

5:37

I say I have pod yourself to

5:39

have gone partners of the wire. Ah,

5:41

I want to know and I have a Tv related thing I

5:44

wanted to bring up but I do want to hear from both

5:46

of you. Like would in. Your

5:48

time as of testing about. The.

5:50

Tubes job to my college. How

5:53

sorry I read. Or

5:56

listen to books as a sort of

5:58

like reading recognizes. Cb I watch

6:01

television an affair hours now. far better

6:03

than Bucks. Matter what are your like

6:05

hotcakes what are what are the things

6:07

that like? maybe maybe maybe cause a

6:09

little that little scrum in in the

6:11

comet? you know I I I think

6:14

right now as as as as a

6:16

record this today the Critics' Choice Awards

6:18

of does happen an end the bear

6:20

one big as the show. I love.

6:23

But here's the thing with the bear keeps

6:25

when it all these awards in the comedy

6:27

category. Joe. It and I think I

6:29

think it would win these awards even if it

6:31

was in the drama. Category Yeoman is a

6:33

category it should be. And guys that we

6:35

all love the so it's a good show.

6:37

How amazing performances! You're. Not laughing

6:40

matter if you're not let your cry

6:42

and they had some jokes in the

6:44

first season. Just but the fact that

6:46

we can count on family three negates

6:49

and kids drugs your business other drivers

6:51

out I'm laughing or thou the her

6:53

an email me at her eyes and

6:56

to know more Funny moment. As you

6:58

know now we're getting panic attacks. said

7:00

mom means dying very scary lot brooding

7:03

tehran. yeah yeah and over her lot

7:05

anger. So funny about a sad mom

7:07

leg. or you know, and. This

7:09

tragic are relying upon like know

7:11

going again I believe Lady Dulles

7:14

Nodes is so said. It's beautiful,

7:16

but it's a beautiful drama that

7:18

has some light moments and I

7:20

just think it should be in

7:22

that category. So the real comedies.

7:25

The. Show the have the jet or which I

7:27

think is what should be celebrated in the com

7:29

Mcadam where we we agree. I

7:31

think those those deserve the space. Would.

7:33

Are literally like actual funny shows that

7:35

never did acknowledge when when that award

7:38

Jon Snow Banks Young Shelburne yes the

7:40

and like if you thought he was

7:42

funny old. Ya. See him out

7:44

the I'm Young aluminium ah for our

7:46

younger Silva have been that the I

7:48

use on the shelves and neither are

7:51

using you saw her young the here

7:53

as well as I got a spin

7:55

off Going Younger Selves it is. Yeah

7:57

it's his parents like before he was.

8:00

The like in The Love

8:02

of Euros Or Sheldon. As

8:05

we are be as the years old

8:07

and or silver surfer like the ourselves

8:09

in calm and rise of a nurse

8:12

and monsieur of ourselves and. If

8:15

I was I would say like Abbott Elementary

8:17

as the So I think the comedy aware

8:19

that isn't getting the recognition this award season

8:21

and I would have been so happy to

8:24

see Abbott Elementary sleep all the comedy awards.

8:26

I think the Bear still would have won

8:28

all the drama ward year even. Up against

8:30

success And yup, But.

8:32

Mean on said and said we're we're

8:35

we're divided things up Weird Yeah, that's

8:37

when you get that when when that

8:39

dividing up happens the Be V Comedy.

8:42

You're You're left with the comedy tastes

8:44

of the most. Fucking. Boring

8:47

credit classes are exactly that. Likes

8:49

things draw very lucky. An area

8:51

where they like it made me

8:53

feel egg with does it make

8:55

you laugh is held up a

8:58

mirror ways. they are his firehouse

9:00

mirrors. And how many jokes were

9:02

there Effective in that type of

9:04

like tv critic. Ah,

9:06

Who. Is. I

9:08

would be like v don't. Like

9:11

the idea of their sitcom writers out there

9:13

trying to like cram jokes in their daughters

9:15

and it's like know we all can tell

9:17

when that's force but when a sitcom is

9:19

really good oh yes you love it. It's

9:21

heard it like you know firing when the

9:24

jokes that as silk jokes that would never

9:26

date they look at it and I think

9:28

it's a lower form and elder like you

9:30

know I would like. I

9:32

would like a thirty minutes. Sad.

9:35

Show us as a concept someone a very

9:37

far one it's it out and saw of

9:39

as add sounds to me long long as

9:42

well as as as who and a sore

9:44

thumb outside so I can watch while I'm

9:46

eating Liliana unless I was I've been around

9:48

and sort of the this bug no longer

9:50

than to quit be successor be length lots

9:53

of tears I know what you laugh but

9:55

I do want to go. remember

10:00

We all did it. We

10:02

all did it. We almost-

10:06

We almost harmonized with our We did.

10:10

Our smug TV critics. Yes,

10:12

very good. Yeah, I mean,

10:16

I was a TV critic for

10:18

many years. Well, not

10:20

many, I guess. I

10:23

started at The Onion working

10:25

in the advertising side of

10:27

things and really wanted to

10:30

focus on comedy and stuff at that point but

10:33

they- One of the writers,

10:35

Beyonce's Lemonade had just come out and one

10:37

of the editors posted it on Facebook and

10:39

was basically like we need

10:41

a black person to write about this. Help!

10:46

And I had written- We're

10:48

out of our depth! I don't

10:50

know what to do! And I

10:52

had written a Tumblr post, blog post about

10:54

Lemonade that I just had put up, didn't

10:56

really care. And she hit me up and

10:58

was like, that was just wonderful.

11:00

Would you write something for the AV club

11:02

and start writing for us? And

11:05

it just happened to hit this time in Hollywood

11:07

when they were actually making black TV shows. So

11:09

that same year, Insecure premiered, there

11:12

was Blackish, Scandal, How

11:15

to Get Away with Murder, and they were like,

11:17

oh no, we have all these black shows and

11:20

we only have two black critics at the

11:22

time. And I

11:24

was like, Ashley, have

11:27

you been to a Red Lobster? What's

11:29

a Red Lobster? What do these references

11:31

mean? Is this about her

11:33

breakup? And I would just literally be like,

11:35

so she's talking about the South here. And

11:38

they had me do episode

11:40

recaps of Insecure, Blackish, just

11:44

basically every black show that I

11:46

would cover, any black

11:48

movie they would ask me to do.

11:52

And I wrote for a lot of other sites from there.

11:54

But I just, I

11:56

think that stereotype of the critics is

11:58

just a stereotype. is

12:00

so real and I

12:03

kind of got tired of just being

12:05

asked to be this critical

12:07

voice who basically explains like black art to

12:10

white audiences. That's what you realize your role

12:12

is, is like you don't really get to

12:14

be a critic, you get to be this

12:16

person who has to explain like what Atlanta

12:19

means to a white editor. And it just

12:22

was so frustrating and... But you explain it to me

12:24

so then I can explain it to my friends. Did

12:27

you read that piece you know in Falter

12:31

where they explained that actually it's just about

12:34

black boy joy. And it's

12:37

like and you're just like okay and I

12:39

got so kind of sick of that and just

12:42

kind of hit this wall where you know also

12:44

a lot of people in

12:46

the industry that I think are amazing

12:48

and brilliant would give me advice and be like you know

12:50

you got to be a creative or a critic are you

12:52

gonna make stuff? Are you gonna talk about people's stuff? What

12:55

do you want to do? I was like well yeah I'm

12:57

gonna make stuff. So you know I'm

12:59

gonna put this album out Ice Cream Money

13:01

it's out March 1st and I'm so excited

13:03

to see what what critics say. Beautiful

13:06

stealth plug by the way. Thank you. I gotta learn how

13:08

to do that man. To

13:11

every critic March 1st go stream

13:14

Ice Cream Money wherever you end

13:16

to write about it. Just give

13:18

it a send it all back to me. I

13:21

mean... You should write your own review of it. I

13:23

should review myself. Yeah you should. I don't know if

13:25

it's too late I don't know where you are in the mixing

13:28

process or something but you know maybe

13:30

just to kind of get those critics on your side.

13:32

I mean because obviously you know that you

13:35

know their voice and you

13:37

know they people listen to them. You

13:40

know obviously you probably have really like funny jokes with

13:42

like punch lines that you've worked on but maybe just

13:44

go back in there to just

13:46

be like generational trauma.

13:48

Yes yes yes. Do you cry

13:50

in the middle of

13:52

your set at any point? I

13:54

make someone cry. Oh I like to yeah.

13:56

You gotta work in crowd work these days.

13:58

Yeah yeah yeah. I

14:01

like that I never thought to do that yeah,

14:03

I was like I'm

14:05

not hack I just try to make them

14:07

laugh. Yeah, no, but you may over cry.

14:09

Yeah now we make comedy over comedy ended

14:12

when Donald Came

14:16

the president and ruined comment.

14:18

I am like if this was a sketch

14:21

it would be you on the nose We're

14:24

in a post-riff comedy world Yeah, yeah, we're

14:26

pre Sheldon but right

14:31

and In

14:34

the era of our time of Joe koi where you

14:36

insult the audience. That's right. Yeah, and the writers who

14:38

wrote your job writer Yeah,

14:43

right you're explaining

14:45

why this isn't funny I

14:47

do love that Joe koi became the whatever

14:49

the opposite of a comics comic is

14:52

by just deciding to throw every writer

14:54

under What

14:57

are you you didn't even do that bad I

14:59

thought he did pretty good it would have been

15:01

fine I would have noticed

15:03

yeah, it would have been like every other

15:05

offended Yeah, I think it would have just

15:07

been fine if he had just like Accepted

15:10

the bomb in the moment and kept reading

15:12

the jokes. Yeah, the fact that he stopped

15:14

to be like oh, come on Not

15:21

even paying attention And

15:27

that's like buddy come on just you know Do

15:30

your job he hasn't done a corporate gig in

15:32

a while exactly when you do corporate gigs? Oh,

15:35

yeah, but both of you done. Oh To

15:38

do you work if you're doing comedy

15:40

at a workplace? Okay, like the Squarespace

15:43

company picks a gal sales force wait.

15:45

Let me say someone who's not a

15:47

sponsor Oh

15:50

god, do I have to take time code?

15:52

Are you going anyway? Yeah,

15:56

like the sales force, you know like

15:58

doing corporate gigs is

16:01

just basically doing comedy in front of

16:03

people who are too scared to

16:06

laugh at something that's edgy. Because

16:08

of the fact that, you know, HR is there,

16:10

HR is your post is there, you know? I

16:15

always have to run the cleanest set. Yeah. It

16:18

has to be stuff that people are like, oh

16:20

man, I have experienced that pouring

16:22

a bowl of cereal in the morning. Yeah,

16:25

yeah, that's really relatable. People are being

16:27

held hostage. You break out the cereal

16:29

shit. Yeah, you bring out the- Your

16:31

tight frosted flakes five. Yeah, you know, the

16:33

thing that you could have done on cordon

16:35

back in the day. It's that kind of

16:37

thing. But yeah. But

16:39

you get paid a lot of money. But you get paid

16:41

a lot of money. It's a hell gig. And that's just

16:43

part of the life. That's part, yeah, it's stage time. But

16:46

I think, you know, he's

16:48

a huge comic now. The only performance for

16:51

audiences who love him. He forgot

16:53

that there were audiences out there that don't

16:55

care. That are, think they're

16:57

better than him, right? And, you know,

16:59

that can be jarring for a

17:01

famous guy. And like award

17:04

showed jokes are kind of

17:06

corny. You know, and it's like they have

17:08

to be kind of corny. Yeah, so it's

17:10

like if one bombs, just roll with it.

17:13

It's a whole fucking, it's a corn on

17:15

the cob fest, man. Yeah, butter them up.

17:17

Butter those cobs. Yeah, butter them

17:19

up. Move on to the next one. Get

17:21

that next kernel and just take crunch. Corn

17:23

forks in the end. Yeah, I'm gonna get

17:26

through it. But yeah, everyone

17:28

now is like, it's so hard to host an

17:30

award show. And then Chelsea Handler did the Critics

17:32

Choice Award tonight. And she was pretty

17:34

good. And she made a little knock

17:36

at joke. Her joke got

17:38

a laugh and she went, thanks. My writers wrote

17:40

it. Hey, that's nice, right? We like to hear

17:43

it. We like to hear it. We like to

17:45

hear it. They're exit. Yeah, sure. So

17:47

it's like, oh, it's a little like. Oh, I didn't know

17:49

that. Yeah, they dated it for like in the back. So

17:51

it's a little like, oh. Didn't

17:54

she date 50 cent? Yes. Chelsea

17:57

Handler Dated 50 cent. Yeah, Chelsea Handler dated 50 cent. Yeah,

18:00

one of those you have to talk about a. Few.

18:03

Minutes insists. luke. How do they

18:05

meet? The. Actually we brought you

18:07

on that you how did they made

18:09

any Sags effort of I am I

18:12

kill zone a result of the way

18:14

to explain. You know that. The.

18:16

Dating Life of Fifty Cent. But.

18:18

I like Cel I we I do know

18:20

I think they met when he did. as

18:22

a times he had a lead so and

18:25

then also fit he was working on a

18:27

you probably don't remember it only ran for

18:29

about six episodes on Be teeth and the

18:31

he was making a sketch comedy so why.

18:35

I can armor we're going to cause city

18:37

sketch know it was good in had a

18:39

really stupid name I am really have met

18:41

I cannot remember the dumb name of is

18:43

so yeah but it was supposed to be

18:46

just like like he's hired on Sense and

18:48

Sensibility. Her own as I live in

18:50

that maybe implies that it's like

18:52

i'm you know about comedy of

18:54

manners like F roaring then thing

18:56

England? ah have to resign. It

18:58

was so stupid it was like

19:00

yeah, but. The. He looks just like

19:02

tired of a to comics. He loved to do

19:05

this and then I guess he also ended up

19:07

being involved like producing an eye and that's how

19:09

they had a meeting and is love An and

19:11

I made a while I mean that means the

19:13

phone while and they saw my yes. I

19:16

loved every one I've ever dated. A of us was

19:18

younger when I heard of the as as bala would

19:20

love ya and any. I was like to go out

19:22

on a date and God said yes to the mall

19:24

and so is. It was fun. But

19:27

speaking of and speaking of unusual comedy

19:30

gigs, this is something I've wanted to

19:32

talk about. Know that heard it was

19:34

happening? Ah sl what? Well lay a

19:36

little away. a little groundwork for yeah,

19:40

I know you're a huge fan of the

19:42

show must every episode but I'm just pretend

19:44

like you know and you're never heard of

19:46

a new episode as we have a beloved

19:49

sedition on this show where every August we

19:51

celebrate anal August's what's right and you know

19:53

that can mean a lot of things. that

19:56

could mean. You know I'm trying new

19:58

new sexual act. nobody's but also just

20:00

it's it. It's in the spirit of

20:02

being. Open and and

20:04

curious and welcoming to new ideas.

20:06

s and this became a thing

20:09

on the show when I drove

20:11

past the Pleasure Chest in West

20:13

Hollywood Vienna and they had assigned

20:15

to said happy analog and it

20:17

just made it to I Made

20:19

An Impression source and so now

20:21

every every year on the show

20:24

we. We. Are unhappy lobbyists

20:26

and it's all because of the

20:28

pleasure chess which is like a

20:30

you know kind of a like

20:32

a wet of Hollywood well some

20:34

amazing a welcoming sex positive yeah

20:36

shop The idea of they have

20:38

a stand up comedy show their

20:40

and that. Dildo. Store. That's

20:42

right that you did. I did. I

20:44

performed at it the this week. I've

20:47

never. I've never been to that show.

20:49

A Great shots. Really good said. Twelve

20:51

years running learned that you've done it.

20:53

I've done it yet. Well as it

20:56

happens, is that like the store? So

20:58

there's I. pretty much every as the

21:00

I was a sex toy store has

21:02

an area where they sell the lingerie.

21:05

Know that? Ah yeah, but it's mostly

21:07

like you know, scan be seven boxes.

21:09

It's easy to move is rife. Dress

21:11

is are like heavy close yeah so

21:14

they discuss if those either way and

21:16

put chairs up. Okay so and a

21:18

garden bed of her mm yes he

21:20

don't really see it. The dildo during

21:22

the said you're right yeah you'll agree.

21:24

Unfortunately you can't take one ounce or

21:26

do improv comedy which is what I

21:28

usually do of on Jan Primary Rosie?

21:30

yeah and they do have the ones

21:32

in the display case or so they

21:34

do have. you know, like says there

21:37

seems as though I like premium models.

21:39

these are like oh yeah I'm and

21:41

the. And also the ice model now

21:43

I'm a loser like also your theme

21:45

dildo. So I think I did a

21:47

I it was a was the Star

21:49

Wars may fourth me I'm as the

21:51

they had all of these like Star

21:53

Wars seem dildo in them in That

21:55

Isn't Leave Og like making I have

21:57

twenty five questions Yeah. That

22:00

I I guess my for it wouldn't

22:02

say Star Wars dildo. yeah I think

22:04

Lightsaber emi per hour is a mutt.

22:07

Love Yes! Sir. That is

22:09

part of it. I haven't as the all that

22:11

but it's I that would seem right? Yeah, that's

22:13

part of a yes of the Light Sabers word

22:15

ill those but also in a letter to back

22:18

as dick ah like a lot. of

22:20

elder and that a standing in for Chewbacca

22:23

in a in the big you know and

22:25

then say aroma for sit at all for

22:27

the wookiee aren't always what the rookie when

22:29

younger. Ah, It's fun!

22:31

It's a really good to an end to

22:34

they have. I mean how it affects how

22:36

deeper they get a few botha opposite of

22:38

up what? Honestly he's a fan. fly if

22:41

if if and I mean I don't know

22:43

I'd like and one a deeper boss. Now

22:45

our. Yet either

22:47

them what a lotta was a look

22:49

like they they do that on a

22:51

special order right? Yeah Mike as the

22:54

as he wouldn't want to be. So

22:56

the prequels yeah this doesn't mean the

22:58

really is I think of then diagram

23:00

of like super Star Wars. Nerd and

23:02

of person who creates masturbation tools can

23:04

enjoy as in there probably are berries

23:07

the water to help their own.

23:09

Sure they'd the land out the window.

23:11

Congress in one isn't Lego, they've

23:13

just your legal a little beard or

23:15

not I must say Bonnet say

23:17

I got a black dildo of. Our

23:21

Santa Fe or Fairness reading worked too hard

23:23

on that one. There I do is we

23:25

are good because we're to me, the box

23:27

guys. Yeah, no we're so. did this year

23:30

When you're doing a show in. That

23:32

in that frame's contacts do

23:34

are you like, do you

23:36

feel pressured to just do

23:38

all sex material or didn't

23:40

you just do the serial?

23:43

I mean, I ah.

23:46

I like to watch other comics to see

23:48

if anyone else is going to start using

23:50

the room and have no one else does

23:53

it than I'll do it. And if someone

23:55

else does it than a scarf and buick

23:57

you I can't believe that of yes him.

24:00

Lamb the Us busy you feel that maybe

24:02

I might as well do have be a

24:04

private on with my own. Out of that

24:06

era.over here but if no one does I

24:08

will do it immediately just as like you

24:10

know you wanna while you know play with

24:13

the real I I I definitely made some

24:15

jokes about home dad and they looked at

24:17

a wall of condoms and it with and

24:19

a mocked me and I wasn't watching watching

24:21

what klonopin arm but yeah no for the

24:23

center think you could have feel see if

24:25

we didn't know that. Ssssss.

24:30

Oh you are Yeah, but I

24:32

know I mean you know I

24:34

have mostly just get your lands

24:37

our i do the condoms voice

24:39

I like yes I'm kind of

24:41

I'm hungry meet some that that

24:43

that I'm hungry no idea why.

24:47

A lot of. I don't

24:50

want a handful of me says

24:52

ssssss to take out there for

24:54

anyone working on we're going out

24:56

of it for Adult Swim. In

24:59

the middle. Yeah that's going. Aware that older than

25:02

my as it's and I've got my residency

25:04

that in a layer of him Alex either

25:06

him to I feel like there's they make

25:08

so many different kinds a new vibrators for

25:10

lady the internet only got a comment is

25:12

on as good as they are You walk

25:14

around the store and they also do give

25:16

you a for a discount a creditor you

25:18

and Us Navy perform. you get a discount

25:20

on seven the store surprised at how there

25:22

is a drink said get right on hundred

25:24

how and hundred now that it's nice little

25:26

discount so you know exists out there and

25:28

they make so many things so. High that

25:30

A vibrator? The vibrator. And yeah, is. So.

25:33

Like one of those proceed boxes the

25:35

goes over cleaner gas plague there's one

25:37

that like it looks like a to

25:39

ballistic but ah no one that looks

25:41

like a mouse for a laptop but

25:43

it's a vibrator and. vibrator

25:48

technology we have these is yeah

25:50

i always feel you know months

25:53

ago political by i'd i feel

25:55

like you know there's not enough

25:57

options for people with penises that

26:00

how I feel. You know? What

26:02

Star Wars character would you like to fuck,

26:04

Matt? I mean honestly, so

26:07

Special Edition Return of the Jedi.

26:10

This word kind of George went back and used

26:12

CGI. Yeah, yeah. So they had a lady singing

26:14

a song, where she had

26:17

the really thin lips and you know the alien with the

26:19

the she has kind of like the wide hips. She's a

26:21

little thicker. Yeah, she sings that like you know that song?

26:23

Yeah, that. Yeah, her. Sure. Well, I don't consider the Special

26:31

Edition to be canon.

26:33

Oh, okay. Wow. Wow.

26:35

Well, okay. I

26:37

only watched the originals on laserdisc.

26:39

That's fair, but you know, kind

26:41

of invalidating to my sexual preferences.

26:43

Yeah, you shouldn't do that. You

26:46

shouldn't yuck his yum. Don't yuck

26:48

my crumb. Oh, you're right. Sorry.

26:50

Sorry, I yucked your cum. I

26:52

wasn't being very sex-positive. I wasn't

26:54

judging. I'm just gonna like

26:56

step back and I'm gonna listen and I'm

26:58

gonna do the work. Try to do better.

27:01

There's one thing I would ask is that

27:03

you do better. I will. And not to

27:05

yuck my cum. You gotta listen.

27:07

I'm gonna go on a retreat with my good friend Matt

27:09

Rice. He's gonna yum your cum. Did

27:14

someone call me? I

27:17

was in the trash,

27:19

but I got out.

27:22

I'm filled with your

27:24

son. Wait,

27:28

I do want to go back for a second to

27:30

to the world of being a TV podcaster

27:33

and having to like have hot takes.

27:35

Yeah. Matt, what are the Sopranos fans

27:38

like? I would, if I want to take

27:40

a guess, I would guess that

27:42

maybe there's a pocket of that fandom that's a

27:44

little hard to please. Oh yeah, so there's two

27:46

types. There's two types of Sopranos fans. One

27:49

type is the one that watched that show and

27:51

said, this is a really funny show that's kind

27:54

of like it is, it masks.

27:56

It's doing it like an opposite. It's

27:58

doing a reverse. bear. It's

28:02

marketed as this, you

28:04

know, uh, mobster drama.

28:07

Um, but it's really just an

28:09

hour long sitcom that's just hilarious.

28:12

Uh, and there's the fans that realize that and

28:14

appreciate that and just think it's the funniest show

28:16

ever. Um, and then there's another

28:18

fan, uh, that has

28:21

a Scarface poster in their room

28:23

and they're like, I like Tony Soprano

28:25

because he's a cool guy. Sure. Like

28:27

he's so cool the way he works

28:29

at a strip club. He like punches

28:31

people. I want to be just like

28:33

Rick from Rick and Morty. Yeah, exactly.

28:35

And there's no part of them that

28:38

sees any of this as a metaphor

28:40

for anything. They're like, no, it's a

28:42

show about a cool guy. Stupid

28:45

wife won't let him live his life. Yeah,

28:47

he's stupid. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. So

28:52

people didn't like Skylar and Breaking Bad.

28:54

Yeah, exactly. It's where the people who

28:57

were like Don Draper's cool as hell.

28:59

Yeah. Right. Yeah. I don't think about

29:01

you at all. Yeah. Yeah. I

29:05

love it. How he's drunk at work and he

29:07

cheats on his wife. Oh, it's not the best.

29:09

Yeah. He seems happy drunk drives with his kids

29:11

in the car. No, that's not a show about

29:13

a sad man. It's

29:16

killing it at

29:19

work. Yeah. But

29:21

yeah, that is like an entire type of

29:23

person. And to be honest, I started off

29:26

when we did the podcast, I started off

29:28

being a person who was like, I think

29:30

it's an hour long sitcom. And I ended

29:32

being like, you know, the people who just

29:34

think Tony is a cool guy, they're the

29:36

most pure fan. Yeah. Because they

29:39

are the ones who are not

29:41

trying to, they're not too heady

29:43

about it. Like they're just, they're

29:45

just like watching a show and

29:47

they're and they're like, yeah, I also

29:50

like titties and meat. And

29:52

I'm like, me too. I don't

29:54

know. Yeah. It's like, yeah, no,

29:56

why am I, I'm just. over

30:00

intellectualizing this whole thing. Those

30:03

are the two things that I agree with. Yeah, when

30:05

Mad Men ended for me, I was like, cool. New

30:07

business idea, I bet he gets a younger wife. Yeah,

30:11

when's he gonna get rid of that old hat? Good

30:14

for him. Good for him. That's all I wanted. Ashley,

30:17

what TV fandoms are complicated

30:19

to deal with in your

30:21

town? Yeah,

30:23

immediately. I'll start with a recent one.

30:25

I deal with a lot of TV

30:27

fandoms. Obviously, I share a lot of

30:29

TV opinions. On social media, they come

30:31

from me about all types of shows. The

30:34

one that was the fiercest was

30:36

the Ted Lasso fandom. Oh, I

30:38

heard about it. Yeah,

30:40

they're good like Disney adults. The

30:43

way they love it. Enamel pins? Yeah,

30:45

I mean, it's like Ted Lasso saved

30:47

them at the darkest part of their

30:50

lives the first year of the pandemic.

30:52

There were people who truly lost themselves

30:54

and found this show and treat it

30:56

like it is their personal therapist. Wow.

30:58

And this last season, if you watch

31:02

Ted Lasso, first of all, either. I've only

31:04

seen a couple episodes. I liked both of

31:06

them, but I also felt like I didn't

31:08

need to watch more. I promised my mom

31:10

I would try it. Okay. Yeah. I

31:13

will. Mommy. Yeah. You're listening. Yeah,

31:15

I would say I love the first season.

31:17

It was absolutely amazing. The first season is

31:19

so good. The third season, there are a

31:22

lot of behind the scenes changes. The show

31:24

kind of goes off the rails in some

31:26

weird ways and the fans could not take

31:28

it. They were just like there's they

31:31

all people wanted like the two main characters to

31:33

get together. There were all these things that they

31:35

thought were pointing to stuff and people just started

31:37

losing it. The fans started like yelling at anyone

31:39

who was like, those people aren't going to get

31:42

together. They would attack them, docks them like just

31:44

true. How do you not believe Rebecca and Ted

31:46

are going to get together? You are ruining my

31:48

life. What

31:52

do you mean? And then when they didn't get together, the

31:54

people were like, sorry. People

31:58

were like, this is not the real finale. cannot

32:00

be written. It's all a dream. No, people truly

32:02

started being like... Ted Lasso was on the operating

32:04

table. People truly started like writing entire threads like

32:07

why the Ted Lasso finale was actually a dream

32:09

and none of what we saw at the end

32:11

actually happened. Wow. Because there's a shot where Ted

32:13

goes back to America on the plane and he

32:16

like falls asleep and they were like everything after

32:18

this is a dream and people are like it's

32:20

not. There's things that happen that he would have

32:22

no idea about. So

32:25

I think maybe this is a good time... That is

32:27

incredible. Maybe for this is a good time for me

32:29

to admit this. This

32:31

episode has been a dream. I

32:33

got hit by a car on the

32:35

way over and I am on a

32:37

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32:39

that little pen light in my eye.

32:41

And you're podcasting in your subconscious. Yeah.

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yeah they might be Giants good bands now

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I'm and Built to Go sign of Built

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probably more Chris talking about Built To Spill.

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your and Jesse Go Ems are more spore

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Detective and I met leave. I love my

41:53

wife. And. I'm actually raise a

41:55

sweetie. Of Tv. man

42:00

What got a text from your wife? Oh, no, she

42:02

thinks you're being a little clingy. I'm too

42:04

clingy. Yeah He

42:08

probably is I mean I think you know

42:10

you you can be a wife guy But you

42:12

have to have other interests How do you

42:14

do that if you're a wife guy cuz the

42:16

only thing you got that I'm interested in

42:18

make tiktoks about your wife I I

42:21

do I only make you got a song. I

42:23

gotta make a song a song a dance. Oh,

42:25

man Oh God

42:28

I gotta edit this podcast and I gotta make a

42:30

song about my wife. Yeah, I don't think

42:32

I've loved anyone that much. I Only

42:35

love TV shows that much wait, Matt Are you saying

42:37

you're more committed to your wife than you are to

42:39

this podcast? I've just known her longer

42:42

this podcast gave you a daughter The

42:47

one for this podcast I never would have

42:49

a daughter exactly I listened to it and

42:51

I said My my

42:53

erection it's coming back That's

42:56

right That's a lot

42:58

of this this podcast does function as

43:01

a kind of Cialis

43:03

like product It's

43:07

a very horny Show

43:10

and everyone listens this horny. Have you ever had a

43:12

guess where you like have to where you use a

43:14

sexier voice? Oh That's

43:17

a question like if so if we are if we

43:19

are kind of like if we do have a guest

43:21

who yeah You're a little like it. Would

43:23

you would yeah? Maybe I

43:26

wondered if you're out there listening go back

43:28

and listen to all the Steve AG episodes.

43:30

Tell me Good

43:35

and peacemaker Oh, yeah

43:37

funny anytime I interview Jason manzou cuz

43:39

I use a sexy voice. Oh,

43:41

yeah Gosh

43:47

what a great I

43:52

Deathly allergic to eggs. Yeah

43:54

me too. We yeah, we

43:56

were both Sagittarians were both allergic to

43:58

eggs We both

44:01

went to little IVs. So, you know,

44:03

we are we still amazing a little

44:05

IV Gave

44:17

me my degree It's

44:20

schools where she creates the curriculum.

44:22

Okay. Okay. Okay. Is there anything

44:24

she can't do? Incredible.

44:26

She's incredible. Yeah um

44:30

From time to time on this show we like to open

44:32

up the phone lines to folks who give us a call

44:34

at 206-9844 fun or

44:37

the email us a voice memo from their telephone

44:40

and they tell us when something momentous has happened

44:42

to them and Now

44:45

we are going to play one such

44:47

message Alright

44:50

I have to go I get it I gotta get up and play it Hey

44:54

Jordan Jesse Matt and illustrious guests.

44:56

I'm gonna If you want

44:58

to wait Person

45:02

from redacted I was hanging

45:04

out with an old friend that I haven't seen

45:06

that much over the years and we ended up

45:08

sleeping together was great It's weird

45:10

because I've now slept with one person twice 20 years

45:13

apart What's

45:15

in my life, man? So

45:18

yeah, so I think as you can see Our

45:21

show is kind of an aphrodisiac Gave

45:24

this caller. Yeah confident

45:26

confidence to sleep with the same person

45:29

Yeah, 20 years apart. Yeah, you know,

45:31

I'm now I realize now I think

45:34

I've now reached the age where that is Like

45:37

something I could do. Oh, yeah, 38 years

45:39

old. I'm 38 years old. Yeah, which means 20 years ago I

45:44

was 18 years old. Mm-hmm. Yeah that and

45:47

that's when I first had sex Wow Yeah,

45:50

I was 18 years old because it's

45:52

elite it was illegal to do it before that well

45:55

Yeah, so you did someone who follows the law. We

45:57

didn't do it. Yeah, I had a lot of opportunities

46:00

all of your partners your birth yeah yeah yeah I

46:02

start with that they go just so you know I'm

46:06

allowed to do this is a nice

46:08

and legal and

46:10

yeah so you know I've turned down a

46:13

lot of sex because I was just like

46:15

nah you know I'm just I'm too young

46:17

that's when I was 17 yeah I was

46:19

like really great can't do it but as soon

46:22

as I hit 18 you

46:24

better believe I had you buy

46:27

an lottery ticket you better believe

46:29

it sex the

46:31

army lotto tickets

46:33

right R rated fell rated

46:35

film I guess that's 17 so

46:38

I guess you may well I think that's

46:40

NC 17 yeah when can you see an

46:42

R rated film you know you're a Mormon

46:44

never yeah yeah which is like wild can

46:46

they not yeah they're not allowed

46:48

to hmm oh yeah they got a

46:51

lot of rules yeah I mean you know they got

46:53

no caffeine they can only watch TV shows on a

46:55

list yeah there's a little buddy

46:57

approved Mormon list of TV shows yeah yeah

46:59

they put wonka on that list the Timothy

47:01

Shala they can see wonka they can see

47:03

wonka I love that I think that's why I

47:05

made so much money oh cuz the Mormon is

47:08

a Mormon bump yeah Mormon bump I got it

47:10

you know what I'm gonna make a

47:12

comedy album that's gonna be on that

47:14

Mormon list yeah and then I will make

47:16

the money that jokes about coffee now no

47:18

jokes about coffee no jokes about premarital sex

47:20

nothing about Sprite nothing about

47:23

Sprite definitely not because the caffeine in that sprite

47:25

no I'm just gonna be

47:27

jokes about soaking that's

47:29

what they do right so yeah that's a

47:31

Mormon thing or bubble for more than that

47:33

do you see in bubble porn no

47:36

no I have something in

47:38

my head and yeah I

47:40

want it what's up let's

47:42

okay let's say what we

47:44

yeah yeah I would say

47:46

what you think bubble for

47:48

I imagine it is like

47:50

people in bubble suits doing

47:53

like sexual thing like bubble boy bubble boy oh

47:56

right right right yeah those like yeah

47:58

that's the people use of the ocean

48:00

I imagine that maybe like the hands

48:03

stick through like when you're handling nuclear

48:05

material They're bouncing in like yeah doing

48:07

things through plastic. Mm-hmm close What

48:10

about you? Uh, yeah, I mean, I think it's just

48:12

a good time to say Bubble

48:15

the graphic novel to Eisner nominations Figuring

48:20

out how to do the plug. Thank you.

48:23

Um, not pornographic. It's a little sexy

48:25

at points. Yes But

48:28

okay, what do I think bubble

48:30

porn is? Yeah, I think maybe it

48:32

is like Like

48:35

a lot of times when you know when I

48:37

like a cartoon character gets out of the bath

48:40

They're kind of strategically covered with

48:42

bubbles So

48:45

maybe it's something like that where

48:47

an existing Saucy

48:49

film or photograph. Mm-hmm is

48:52

Altered after the fact kind of like

48:54

George Lucas altered his class to make

48:56

the hot girl Yes,

49:02

so yeah, I think it's maybe yeah maybe

49:04

a pre-existing a piece

49:07

of adult material where Strategic

49:09

bubbles have been added so you can't

49:11

see the naughtiest bits. That is actually

49:13

pretty close really? Yeah, so what it

49:15

is is you

49:17

take any Picture

49:20

of somebody and you

49:22

just cut a circle around their midsection, especially

49:24

if they're wearing like a Shoulderless

49:27

thing. Oh, yeah, and then

49:29

and then around here too

49:32

all the sudden Your mind

49:34

fills in the gaps with movies,

49:36

right and vagina what's hornier than

49:39

the human mind? Yeah, right Yeah,

49:41

number one erogenous. So you don't

49:43

put you don't even put bubbles in it. No,

49:45

it's a you can I Mean

49:48

I'm sure there are some Mormons who are

49:50

good at Photoshop and they do it with

49:52

actual bubbles But this is just a cutout

49:54

circle and you take so you cut

49:56

out the circle where the bikini is, right? Yeah,

49:58

and then in your mind all you see is

50:00

naked lady. Yeah. And

50:02

I don't mean to like poke holes in this. And

50:05

again, I don't wanna, I'm sorry I can't change.

50:07

You don't wanna poke bubbles. Yeah, yeah. And say

50:09

yes, because they'll pop. There's one thing I know.

50:11

That's the memo. Okay. Because

50:13

I'm sorry I can't change you earlier. No, that's

50:15

fine. I forgive him. I've been very sex negative.

50:17

Thank you. You know, I wanna be sex positive.

50:19

Again, I'm looking at myself. I'm growing Matt Rife

50:21

and I are going to a meditation retreat. Oh,

50:23

that's beautiful. We're gonna play this singing bowl. I

50:26

love those. You stood on the... You're

50:28

gonna be screaming. You're gonna be heard right? Yeah.

50:30

Yeah. Spread on the bowl. Proud

50:33

work with the Tibetan singing bowl. Yeah, he's like,

50:35

oh, where are you from? Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

50:39

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

50:42

But if you're

50:44

making these, cause

50:47

these are like homemade, right? They are homemade,

50:49

that's right. Aren't you seeing the naughty bit

50:51

while you're cutting it out? Well, someone's gotta

50:53

go to hell in order for everyone else

50:55

to go to hell. Okay, there it is.

50:57

Oh, so is there a kind

51:00

of a Christ-like figure who takes

51:02

on... Who takes on that burden

51:04

of cutting out the boobies? Yeah,

51:06

someone is definitely dying for others'

51:09

sins. So there's just like a

51:11

selfless... Selfless Mormon out there

51:13

who's just like... Sports Illustrated

51:15

Swimsuit Edition. Yeah, flipping it

51:17

out. And photos of Timothy

51:20

Chalamet in awards shows. Yeah,

51:22

and just being like, yeah,

51:24

I'm going to hell. But

51:27

think of all the people I'm saving. Yeah, that

51:29

I'm sending to heaven. So beautiful. And in a

51:31

way, maybe gotta look at that and

51:33

you'll get like... Bonus points. Bonus

51:35

points. Because there's probably a trial, I assume.

51:38

Yeah, yeah, that's like what it says, right?

51:40

You go in the... Like who's St. Peter?

51:42

The judge, right? The

51:44

judge of heaven. Yeah, and there's

51:46

a book and it marks that it has

51:48

everything, right? Yeah, and he tells you like,

51:50

listen, negative 10

51:53

points for looking at over

51:55

10,000 naked ladies or,

51:57

you know, sweat-coat ladies. But...

52:00

plus 20 points for all the souls that

52:02

you say you're doing that yeah he did

52:06

it he snipped for us yeah then

52:08

you go to heaven then this is

52:10

my real question yeah and

52:12

I think we can answer this theologian

52:15

yeah you guys can answer no problem then

52:17

you get to look at naked ladies in

52:20

heaven no

52:22

I don't think so still I mean it's

52:25

what's the point then it's I mean why

52:27

why to be closer to the Lord when you're

52:30

in heaven you don't want to look at naked

52:34

oh yeah you don't have that kind

52:36

of desire to sit at the right

52:39

hand of the king and you feel

52:41

all fulfillment you don't even want to

52:43

come thank you I actually that does

52:46

sound great oh no coming down out

52:48

of here oh my condom left I'm

52:50

going to hell that's

52:52

where the cum is oh

52:55

I mean yeah they're coming

52:57

in hell yeah me and naked

53:00

ladies in hell let's see then yeah you

53:02

ever those heads heavy metal comics Matt yeah

53:04

man that's what it's the first time I

53:06

saw cartoon boobs was watching a heavy metal

53:08

the movie oh yeah and I was like

53:11

I didn't know you were allowed to do

53:13

this and I was like this

53:15

is a loophole and how many other movies

53:17

have cartoon boobs in it turned out not

53:19

that many time and I was too bad

53:22

because I feel like that is a market

53:24

oh yeah I think there's more these

53:26

days definitely search any so yeah there's

53:30

well there's that old one Fritz the cat

53:32

oh yeah the cat it's like it was

53:34

it's from the 60s and it's

53:36

animated but like this cat

53:38

smokes pot and fuck yeah oh and

53:40

so it's very it's like a cool

53:43

cool yeah it's like political statement and

53:45

he's in New York and he's fucking

53:47

in yeah I like that in

53:49

New York the

53:51

big apple yeah that's fucking smoke weed with

53:54

oak weed and I'm gonna give okay let's

53:56

take a break I know madhat needs to

53:58

do some googling I gotta go You

54:00

gotta do some Googling, I gotta look that up.

54:02

And we're gonna give Matt a moment. And we're

54:04

gonna come back for more. We'll be right back on Jordan,

54:06

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way home. We're doing a

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solid block of green day. Traffic on the

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sand. Weather on

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the sand. Uh,

56:19

you know, morning zoo radio, uh, comes back.

56:22

I know it's around. Yeah. But

56:24

I want it to be like, I want it to

56:27

be huge. Yeah, I want it to be big again. Sometimes

56:30

I'll turn it on, I'll listen to it. And I'll be

56:32

like, these guys are talking like

56:34

people are listening. Yeah. And

56:37

I want them to have, I want them to listen.

56:39

I want them to have that power again. I want

56:41

them to be talking to people again. You want prank

56:43

calls. You want parodies of red hot chili pepper gong.

56:46

And they're doing it. They're doing it. I was,

56:48

oh, they do this one now where a lady

56:51

will think my husband's cheating on me. They pretend

56:53

to be like a gym. And

56:55

they call and they're like, oh yeah, we're your gym

56:57

membership. You want to send a massage to the person

57:00

will be like the person I'm cheating with. And

57:02

your girlfriend's on the other line. Gotcha. We

57:06

ruined his life. But

57:10

no one's actually listening to it. And

57:13

that's the thing when you're listening to it, you're like,

57:15

oh man, this is for them. Yeah. Which

57:18

is very podcast adjacent. True. But

57:21

I think that they're right alongside us. I think

57:23

that it's time for them to make a comeback.

57:26

Yeah. Listen to your local

57:28

morning radio show. Yeah. They're

57:30

out there on your FM dial. FM dial. From

57:33

5 a.m. to 9 a.m. Yeah.

57:36

They literally wake up at 4 every day. Yeah, like

57:38

4 in the morning and they... What

57:40

a life. And they go and

57:42

they play train. Yeah. They're

57:44

playing all your train. They're talking about,

57:46

you know, ear drops from

57:48

Jupiter. Yeah. And then they throw

57:50

it in Olivia Rodrigo to feel free. Throw it in

57:53

Rodrigo. And then they're like, have you seen there's a

57:55

Taco Bell vodka? This

57:57

is for... There's a

57:59

Taco Bell. This is in the news

58:01

lately. Did you hear someone had diarrhea on a

58:03

plane? Yeah, I

58:06

finally watched the bear. Yeah, I

58:08

don't get it. Yeah, I don't get the bear.

58:10

I like it when my wife fart There

58:18

was a good VH1 Documentary

58:20

episode that came out about that and

58:22

it looked at like the peak of

58:24

morning radio Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah dark

58:26

side of the 90s 2000s

58:30

morning talk show wars It

58:33

literally gets and I mean I was I didn't

58:35

know anything about this But like they truly like

58:37

them and Howard Stern would be like well, that's

58:39

why your bitch wife cheated on you Yeah, we

58:42

had her on our podcast and she showed her

58:44

titties Wow, it really

58:46

was a dark time. Yeah, and you know,

58:48

it's funny concert tickets Yeah,

58:50

you know, yeah, you got your minute of

58:52

fame. You want to see back at the

58:54

Greek? Then ruin your

58:57

marriage Wanna be our fifth caller

59:00

My favorite thing is that all of them, you

59:02

know, if you go online you will find a

59:04

supercut of All of them

59:07

learning that 9-11 is happening. Yeah Oh,

59:10

it's a very fun supercut to listen to that and

59:12

just be like, oh, yeah, they're all on

59:14

in the morning Yeah, and so, you know, they're

59:16

gonna we're gonna take a break from farting into

59:18

the phone and talk about it terrorist We

59:22

all have to stand together Yeah, me

59:24

goober chainsaw that was kind of the

59:26

beginning of the end for the morning

59:28

show. Yeah, I would say traffic

59:31

bay And

59:33

together and that's what Howard Stern

59:35

was like, I'm gonna pivot to just like interviewing

59:42

Nice question ever happens nothing ever happens

59:44

when you're interviewing Yeah,

59:48

yeah, what a book of poetry anyway

59:52

Um guys has been so much

59:54

fun. Thank you so much. What fun doing

59:56

a lot of good voices. This is great

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Um, actually, Ashley Rae, TV I

1:00:02

say is the podcast, you alluded

1:00:04

to the fact that once

1:00:07

in a while when Jason Mantzukis is

1:00:09

on the show, your voice will change

1:00:11

a bit. It does. I think

1:00:13

as this show is dropping, you will

1:00:15

have dropped an episode with Jason talking

1:00:17

about the curse. Yeah, talking about the

1:00:19

curse. I cannot wait to hear that

1:00:21

episode. His favorite shows by

1:00:23

category, he keeps a running list of everything

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he watches. We

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talked for three hours. It gets hot, it gets heated.

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You're going to want to listen. So yeah, TV I

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say is a great show. You have a lot of

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great guests. A lot of great guests. A lot of

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or listen to it and you're going to go listen

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to it and you're going to learn about some TV that

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