0:00

Give a little time for the child within

0:02

you, don't be afraid to be young and

0:05

free. Undo the locks and throw

0:07

away the keys and take off your shoes and

0:09

socks and run you. It's

0:12

Jordan, Jesse, go. I'm Jesse Thorne,

0:14

America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy

0:16

detective. Okay, so Jordan. Yes.

0:19

Do you know the website reddit.com? I

0:22

do. What a fun website. I'm

0:24

just going to go ahead and think about

0:26

some of my favorite Reddit posts. Okay, well.

0:30

Oh, sorry. Wait,

0:32

no, he didn't. That's

0:36

me reacting to a Reddit post. He is

0:38

the asshole. He is the asshole. Yeah, so

0:41

I have a Reddit post here that I

0:43

wanted your insight into because I couldn't quite.

0:46

Oh, sure, absolutely. This was, I

0:48

subscribe to both. There's a podcasts Reddit

0:50

and a podcasting Reddit. I subscribe to

0:52

both of them. They get a little

0:55

mixed up as to which is which.

0:57

Is there a difference? Are there different

0:59

kinds of content on each of them?

1:01

I think the podcasts Reddit is a

1:04

Reddit where you go most, not exclusively,

1:06

but mostly to either say why you

1:08

still listen to or no longer listen

1:10

to the Joe Rogan experience. Okay. In

1:14

this case, it doesn't have anything to do with

1:17

Joe Rogan. Now what are some reasons

1:19

people would stop listening to Joe

1:21

Rogan, like allergic to truth? Yeah, I

1:24

think that's probably the main one. Truth

1:26

gives me a rash. They wish

1:28

they had to pay more taxes, that

1:30

kind of thing. Okay, so this was from the

1:32

podcasts Reddit. It doesn't have anything to do with

1:34

Rogan. Okay. Now

1:37

this is podcasts, not podcasting. Yeah,

1:39

so this is mostly, I mean, I guess theoretically

1:41

one of them is for people who podcast, one

1:43

of them is for people who listen to podcasts,

1:45

but it's a jumbled

1:47

mess. Sure, yeah. You know,

1:49

mods, clean it up, okay? Yeah.

1:53

Rockers, you're doing great. Mods,

1:57

Joe Rogan is OP, Nerf Joe Rogan. Okay,

2:01

so the

2:03

subject line of this was

2:06

deviation from normality. Okay. Now,

2:08

needless to say, that showed up in my Reddit

2:11

app. I tapped on that real quick. This

2:14

is what it says here. It's from recentmatter3790. It's the name

2:16

of the user. Since

2:22

I notice that podcasts are all

2:24

about people sitting down to talk

2:26

about something, aren't

2:28

there any podcasts that are experimental

2:30

or experiment with the

2:33

concept of podcasts and try something

2:35

new? Like instead of

2:37

the usual format of talking into a

2:39

microphone, it'll be something

2:41

that isn't podcast anymore but falls

2:44

under the podcast category? I

2:52

think my

2:56

first instinct was this

3:00

user is looking for

3:02

audio of people pissing. Right.

3:04

Now, there's no question about that, but

3:06

that's r slash pissing podcast. It's

3:10

just kind of trying to fake some less. Sure, yeah. That's

3:12

a different subreddit. So, I mean- And

3:16

a third subreddit is r

3:18

slash pissing podcasting. Right.

3:23

What sort of responses did this get?

3:27

I mean, you know, mostly people

3:29

suggesting audio fiction, but what

3:31

I'm thinking is this might be kind of

3:34

inspirational for us. Yeah.

3:37

Because how long have we been podcasting,

3:39

Jordan? Gosh, forever. Yeah. Yeah, and

3:41

I think it's time to shake stuff up. I

3:44

mean, a lot of the time we are sitting

3:46

down to talk about something. I mean, right now,

3:48

for example, we're sitting down to talk about something.

3:51

God, you're so right. Oh, God, you're so right.

3:53

So what I'm wondering is what

3:55

if we were experimental or if we experiment

3:57

with the concept of podcasts and try something

3:59

new? new. Like

4:02

maybe instead of the usual format of talking

4:05

into a microphone, right,

4:07

you know. These guys, these guys right here,

4:09

they are hearing those little tappies on. Maybe

4:12

we could try do something that

4:14

isn't podcast anymore but falls under

4:17

the podcast category. Okay. Like

4:19

karate, would that be? Yeah,

4:22

sure. So you would just get the

4:24

audio of like us, you know, grunting

4:27

and like boards breaking? No,

4:29

I was thinking of just doing karate. I

4:34

wouldn't, I don't think the audio

4:36

would be very interesting of that. Sure. It

4:38

would be amazing to see me do really

4:43

cool karate moves. Right. And

4:45

then you call it a

4:47

podcast, how does this fit

4:50

under what the user was requesting? Well, I

4:52

mean it isn't podcast anymore. Once you start

4:54

recording, it isn't podcast anymore. That

4:57

still falls under the category of podcasting?

4:59

I'm thinking it still falls under the

5:01

podcast category. Yeah. Right.

5:04

Because it's podcasting, that's

5:06

entertainment, fitness,

5:10

combat. Yeah, I guess so.

5:12

So you wouldn't record it at all, you

5:14

would just do karate. Yeah,

5:16

but I'd be really good at it.

5:18

Okay. So yeah, I mean- That's

5:20

what I'm thinking. So back, all different styles of kicks,

5:22

not just one. Mm-hmm. And

5:25

then high and low punches. Okay.

5:27

So maybe like instead

5:30

of, and then I'm just brainstool, because this karate thing sounds

5:32

like it's going to work out great for you. Yeah.

5:35

I would have a signature attack as well. Maybe

5:38

I'll like finally start severance. That

5:41

would be really cool. Because like people are- It's

5:43

like a dystopian- I know. It's

5:46

a little like old right now as people aren't really

5:48

talking about it, but- Let me, Jordan- And then I

5:50

could go to my friends and say like, oh hey,

5:52

you know how you recommended severance to me. I finally

5:54

sat down and watched it and it was really good.

5:56

Can I ask you this, Jordan? Yeah. Our

5:59

producer- Matt is here. Matt

6:01

Lieb, can I ask you a quick question? Yeah, yeah.

6:04

What's up? So Matt, you're

6:06

a podcast producer, right? Uh,

6:08

yeah. I'm pretty sure. So

6:10

I put it together and stuff. Obviously

6:13

Jordan watching Severance. Yeah.

6:16

That isn't podcast anymore. Just

6:19

watching it, you mean just him sitting down watching

6:21

it and not recording himself watching it and talking

6:24

about it? Yeah, a lot of people have recommended

6:26

it to him. Well,

6:28

you should definitely watch it. Yeah,

6:31

you liked it? It's great. I mean, you

6:33

know, they're like, I'm

6:36

not, so I haven't seen it, but

6:39

I've read people who like it. Oh,

6:42

okay. Adam Scott. Yeah,

6:44

I've got Adam Scott in it. But

6:46

that's not podcasting. Are

6:49

you looking for ideas? It's looking for

6:51

ideas. So here's my question, Matt. If

6:54

you recapped episodes of Severance, is that

6:56

difference enough from podcasting? Ben

6:58

Harrison. So that's our friend Ben Harrison from

7:00

Greatest Generation and Greatest Track. He's the guest

7:02

on the program. He's a podcaster. Now,

7:05

Matt, just so you know, because you guys haven't met

7:07

each other in the past, Ben

7:11

is a podcaster, but he lacks the

7:13

courage of his convictions. This is a

7:15

guy who's just sitting down to talk

7:17

about something. This

7:20

guy is not experimental. He doesn't experiment

7:22

with the concept of podcasts, much less

7:24

do something that isn't podcast anymore. So

7:26

you're saying recapping an episode of a

7:28

television show isn't experimental? Because I think

7:31

it's pretty, I mean, it's

7:33

pretty weird, right? What I'm suggesting, Ben, is

7:36

I wouldn't sit down with a friend and

7:39

talk about Severance and then go

7:41

off on some pretty random tangents.

7:44

I wouldn't be doing that. I would just

7:46

be taking the time

7:48

I would normally use for something

7:51

like this and using it to

7:53

finally watch Severance. That doesn't sound

7:55

possible. So if I could

7:57

also emphasize something, just for your benefit,

7:59

Ben. And for your benefit, Matt, obviously

8:01

I think we're pretty clear on this, Jordan. I

8:04

would have a signature attack. Uh-huh. So

8:07

it'd be called like the Jesse's, the

8:10

bald hook or something like that, you know? Would

8:13

it happen while he's watching Severance or is this

8:15

not connected? No, these are different things. He's kicking

8:17

my ass while I watch Severance. Now

8:20

this, now this falls under podcast

8:22

category, I think. Wouldn't you say?

8:26

Is it just like a format thing?

8:28

Like if you go over to the

8:30

podcast tab or whatever it is on

8:32

Spotify, if then a book was

8:36

there? Yeah. Is that kind

8:38

of what this person is getting after? Is

8:40

it like, is it playing with it in

8:43

that way? In that way? Or

8:45

is it literally just like you click that

8:47

tab and then it calls your moving karate?

8:50

I would love it if I

8:53

tapped on Overcast and my iOS

8:55

here and instead of

8:57

loading up a list of podcasts

9:00

I subscribed to, what if there

9:02

was just top level category podcasts

9:04

and then it

9:06

called my mom in Richmond, California. Are you ready to

9:08

do that? That's a new house. How's

9:10

it going there? A phone call is a podcast. But

9:14

for one, yeah, you got a point. Wow, yeah,

9:16

you're right. What is it for

9:18

the other person? I think

9:20

it's just a nice thing that

9:23

happened. Yeah, a nice thing that happened.

9:25

Yeah, excuse to chat with your son. A nice

9:27

excuse to catch up with his son. I

9:30

think a phone call technically has more

9:32

listeners than most podcasts. Yeah,

9:34

that's true. I mean, if your mom

9:36

is nice enough. Can I

9:38

pitch something to you, Matt, just since you're given

9:40

the green lights and red lights here? Yeah.

9:43

What if I call Sharon, Jordan's mom? Oh.

9:47

She would love to hear from you. Would you talk about

9:49

severance? You probably

9:51

talk about how things are going with Brad. I

9:56

mean, I could answer it for

9:58

you right here. Great. He's

10:00

a great guy. He's

10:02

a really nice man. In

10:05

my experience, certainly. I hope

10:08

Mrs. Morris has the same experience. Oh, yeah. Well,

10:13

I think we've cracked this one. Yeah. I

10:16

mean, I think this is a good

10:18

time to be talking about this,

10:21

exploring the genre, exploring, you know,

10:23

the limitations of what it is we do.

10:25

Ben, welcome to the show, by the way.

10:28

I don't know if we've officially welcomed you.

10:31

Thanks. I kind of barged in. No,

10:33

no, no. You can barge. You're a friend. I

10:35

think I was just kind of like feeling a

10:37

little bit strange that Jesse brought your producer in

10:39

before he brought me in. Dude,

10:41

you're a bro. Broke and barge. I'm taking

10:43

time out of my day, you know. No,

10:46

it's fine. I think we've

10:49

gotten what we need from Ben, right? Okay,

10:51

so long. That's Rap

10:53

on Ben, everybody. Series Rap on Ben.

10:57

All right, stop recording and just... We

10:59

transfer me your audio real quick. Okay. Is

11:02

it all right if I use drop-on? Jesse's

11:05

gonna be working the heavy bag. I'm gonna

11:07

finally catch up on some prestige TV I've

11:09

been meaning to get to. Hey,

11:12

let me know what you thought of

11:14

severance. I promise I won't record our

11:16

phone call. Please don't. And if we

11:18

go off on any random tangents, don't

11:20

record that either. We would never. Yeah.

11:24

This is a good time to be

11:26

talking about, you know, the art form,

11:28

the medium, limitations thereof. Jesse

11:31

has been inducted into the

11:34

Podcasting Hall of Fame. This

11:36

is not a bit. Sounds like

11:39

it's a bit, but it's not. It's

11:41

a real thing that exists, and Jesse

11:43

is really in it. I think the

11:46

question of whether it exists could be

11:48

answered in a variety of ways. It

11:51

is a real thing. I

11:55

don't know where they're

11:57

gonna put my plaque. You know what I mean? Like,

12:01

I don't know if they have the budget

12:03

for a storefront. Like there isn't

12:05

an actual hall in the- Yeah.

12:08

I think it's a metaphorical- it's

12:11

a series of- I think I get

12:13

a lifetime free

12:16

banquet at the podcasting

12:18

conference. Well, where is the

12:20

banquet held? The banquet

12:22

was held in Orlando, Florida. And

12:26

it was held the night before my Judge

12:30

John Hodgman show in San Francisco.

12:33

And so for that reason,

12:35

I did not attend the

12:38

banquet, despite the fact that it

12:40

was hosted by perhaps

12:42

the greatest star in the history of podcasting,

12:45

Dr. Drew. You

12:50

could have seen Dr. Drew IRL and

12:52

you're not canceling that Hodgman show? I

12:55

know. You're your real priorities, dude. He's

12:57

a real looker, too. That

13:00

guy on stage in Florida, you really

13:03

have to triple check that that's not

13:05

a right-wing political rally that you're going

13:07

to, right? You're

13:09

really getting into dicey territory. Jesse,

13:14

have you confirmed that the banquet in question

13:16

is not just a Coors? So-

13:20

Not a Bud Light, I can tell you that much. Dr.

13:23

Drew wouldn't be caught dead in the same room. Never.

13:27

He would never. Yeah, what was the menu like? Did

13:29

you at least get to peruse the menu before

13:31

you made your dance? I really tried

13:33

to think of how I could talk

13:35

myself into an overnight

13:39

or perhaps not even overnight because literally what

13:42

I might have had to do, it was

13:44

an afternoon Judge John Hodgman show in San

13:46

Francisco. So I might have

13:48

literally had to have flown out the

13:50

night of the banquet, gone to the

13:52

banquet and then taken a midnight flight

13:54

to San Francisco

13:56

or something. I

14:03

found out that Grammar Girl was not going to be there

14:05

and I said I don't need to, you

14:07

know, if Mignon Fogerty is not

14:10

going to be there, I'm out. You're

14:12

out. Was she also inducted

14:14

this year? She was already inducted.

14:17

I didn't know this thing had been, I

14:19

maybe thought for a second this was like

14:21

the inaugural year. You

14:23

would think since I just got elected,

14:25

but no, apparently they've been electing other

14:28

people for literal years now. Oh my

14:30

gosh. Well, I'm glad they

14:32

finally corrected their oversight. Marin

14:35

went in last year and I looked,

14:38

I said, well, Marin

14:40

has an actual, unlike me, Marin has

14:42

an actual career. He can't have

14:44

shown up at the Podcasting Hall of Fame, right? He

14:47

did, but you know why? Because last year it

14:49

was in LA. So

14:52

this is a traveling

14:55

event. I think it travels with a

14:57

Podcasting conference. I think that one of

14:59

the big Podcasting conferences is where they

15:02

have the banquet. I

15:04

tried to look into, because what

15:07

they said to me was, this is

15:10

what they said, they said, you can

15:12

come to the banquet for free

15:14

and you can bring someone for free.

15:18

And I said, I don't think I can come. And

15:21

they said, well, would you like to send someone in your place? And

15:24

I said, I don't think

15:26

I know anyone in Orlando. I would

15:29

have flown out. Thank you,

15:31

Matt. I would have loved to go out. You should

15:34

have sent me out there. Matt, you've got a

15:36

baby to take care of, Matt. You can't just

15:38

fly to Orlando. I am selfless

15:40

enough to know when my friend needs someone

15:42

to go to Orlando for him. Now, Matt,

15:44

you won't go to Orlando for me. I've

15:48

gone to Florida for you many times, Jesse.

15:51

And I think the third time I was

15:53

like, all right, I think I have earned

15:55

this friendship slash Semi-obligation

15:59

or something. One hundred years ago when

16:01

somebody on the catalyst. Ah,

16:04

semi sweet. As

16:06

a. Okay

16:08

with our lives in this guy's semi silva

16:10

said the taco obligation for me the money

16:12

They said to me you can bring someone

16:15

else and someone else near place I said

16:17

i don't know that I know like I

16:19

I listed a few people who I know

16:21

who led go to podcasting conferences. I was

16:23

like as Roman Mars going to be there

16:25

and they like know there's no Roman Mars

16:27

and like as Helens Altman gonna be there

16:29

and they said. I'm. Will.

16:31

Who would you like to induct? you?

16:34

In. And they

16:36

said the guy who makes the

16:38

podcast lore. Is gonna be there.

16:40

He can do it and I said well that's a

16:43

i'm now i'm bizarre part as I listen to but

16:45

I is got a good reputation. I bet that's a

16:47

good guys sound fine to me that I don't know

16:49

him personally. May said well.

16:52

For. Some reason that would be to

16:54

sell off the table. So I presume

16:56

that they offered it to him and

16:59

he declined. So then I said I

17:01

made a list. Grammar girl was on

17:03

it. I was like here's some people

17:05

that. Could be there.

17:08

Who. I would go. I know. You.

17:10

Know of other roman mars's and stuff.

17:13

And they said Whoa! The

17:15

Not going to be there. And

17:18

I says. Well. Then

17:20

you can really decide. Is.

17:23

Your judgments can be better than minor. It's not

17:25

somebody that's like my buddy. I think you probably

17:27

know who's going be their best. And.

17:30

The guy I was emailing with said was

17:32

do it. And

17:34

I said great. Except if that makes sense

17:36

to you, that makes sense to me. I'm.

17:39

Go for it! And. Dot

17:41

the he emailed me back. I

17:44

can you send me some information about your career?

17:47

Ssssss Ssssss.

17:52

Feel it just refs

17:54

fitness tests and Americans

17:56

bio. I would have gone

17:58

for you. The even though

18:01

he were being inducted next year

18:03

when Universal opens up. It's a

18:05

Dark Universe theme park. Because

18:07

I am really excited to visit the Dark

18:10

Universe. Where it is

18:12

this? A Frankenstein? Gas.

18:14

Man, mommy see Africa whole theme park

18:16

base with it's a monster based theme

18:19

park and they're using the name of

18:21

their aborted shared universe that whisper start

18:23

with. Tom Cruise is the Mummy Sister

18:26

and I Money was so successful that

18:28

they just scrap the whole bags. but

18:30

then they took the name dark Universe

18:33

and just grafted onto a theme parks

18:35

and it's probably gonna fuck and rule.

18:37

There's some guy worker at that company

18:40

that ah get a scrap it but

18:42

I just love that name. One

18:44

of our use it on something. Cruz

18:48

is looking for a summer job. They

18:50

said successor cruises this at a sling.

18:52

It's Heroes of the Dark Universe. The

18:54

I think that's exactly what's Abbey's Batter

18:56

and something right? Drop in in in

18:58

the deep fryer K way. I did

19:00

get elected to the Podcasting Hall of

19:02

Fame that I'm It was very neat

19:04

that I did. They took my address.

19:07

To. Send me the prize.

19:09

Will. Find out what it looks like when it gets here.

19:13

Or. It. Might just be a

19:15

fishing saying ssssss, what does it eat

19:17

your routing number? risk assets? it wouldn't.

19:20

ah I would just kinda curious. I

19:22

don't know if this is something you

19:24

like submit to be and but if

19:26

it was which episode of the show

19:28

did you send? The one where we

19:30

wondered what Warriors com tastes like or

19:32

the one where I talked about what

19:34

it's like to be in a local

19:36

weather commercial. I didn't think

19:38

it was appropriate to send the

19:41

one where. We. Wondered what

19:43

warriors com taste like so I

19:45

sent one of the other ones

19:47

where we wonder what warriors com

19:49

dislike. Good call, good for top

19:51

More than a few times I

19:53

live in the one the first

19:55

time very tasteful Jesse. road

19:58

warriors got better have a You

20:01

see how much pineapple this dude eats. You'd

20:04

be awesome. If

20:09

one of the things about Wario is

20:12

just like when you see a little guy

20:14

dancing around waiting for you to choose him

20:16

in Mario Kart or whatever. He's just fucking

20:18

got a pineapple in his hand. He's just

20:21

picking a bite out of it. I'm

20:25

gonna eat around the other stuff in the

20:27

fruit salad. It's

20:30

to alter my cum. Wow. It's

20:37

to alter my cum. I truly like

20:39

I didn't. I

20:41

didn't. I didn't

20:43

put myself put my name in a hat

20:45

or anything. I'm in. I'm in. I

20:49

hate entering awards because

20:52

I'll tell you why. I

20:54

don't know if you guys have ever entered yourself

20:56

for an award for anything, but I

21:00

once got an email from the

21:02

people at the

21:04

Peabody Awards, which

21:06

is like a very prestigious media

21:09

awards thing. Now

21:12

is that where they pick a boy and take

21:14

him back in time? Yeah, exactly.

21:16

You find a boy and you take him

21:18

throughout time and you do some stuff? That's

21:22

to the Back to the Future Awards. Okay. So

21:30

I got this email from the people. Mr. Peabody,

21:32

did you know what I was doing? I didn't know what you

21:34

were talking about. Yes. From Bullwinkle.

21:37

Yeah. I've

21:40

for some reason seen the 3D animated

21:43

movie version, so. Oh

21:45

yeah? How is it? Yeah. Not

21:48

that bad. Oh yeah? I was a big

21:50

Bullwinkle head. Yeah, because

21:52

it's really funny. It is really funny.

21:54

Yeah, really heavy. Good

21:57

gags. Great Gags, Bullwinkle.

22:00

Bradshaw. Very tales, doubly do right, I

22:02

mean, come on, these guys are some of

22:04

the best, some of the best legends we

22:06

have no choice but as an. So.

22:11

I. Got an email is maybe like ten years ago? I

22:13

don't know. I. Got an email that

22:15

said. We're. From the

22:17

Peabody Awards. Percent

22:20

routing numbers? Yeah, worse.

22:27

To Mister Peabody as a Nigerian

22:30

prince a necessity Nothing We We're

22:32

opening the awards to podcasts. We

22:34

would like for you to apply

22:37

for the Peabody Awards. And

22:40

I'm like. Oh.

22:43

This. Fucking great. This the best

22:45

award you can win and they would

22:47

not have sent me this email. If

22:50

I didn't have it in the bag, great

22:52

like. And. Applying

22:55

for the Peabody Awards? He's like

22:57

applying for college. Like.

23:00

He after not only do you have

23:02

to send them like four hundred dollars

23:04

or something blame you also have to

23:07

write an essay. Like. Put

23:09

together a portfolio, Like.

23:12

All these different step recommendation letter from

23:14

your A B U S history teacher

23:16

or later said it was Swiss since

23:19

it was when bulls. I was still

23:21

called the Sound of Young America I

23:23

think and it was just being produced

23:25

by me and our our friends Nick

23:28

and Julia. And. Knicks

23:30

didn't even work from uses freelancing. Sudden

23:32

Julia was working on the shows three

23:34

days a week or something. We had

23:36

to take a week off to work

23:39

on this packet plan. like. But.

23:41

There's gonna be worth it when these public radio fuck

23:43

see my. Peabody. Award you

23:45

know? And like I said,

23:47

it cost like five hundred dollars to apply for

23:49

this thing. We. Send it

23:51

in. And that was the last I ever

23:53

heard. the Peabody Awards and. I

23:56

have felt bad about it ever

23:58

since. years Yeah, you're down

24:00

five hundo. I'm down five hundo and you don't

24:03

like it would be one thing if I had

24:05

gotten a note that said Thanks

24:07

for applying for the Peabody Awards. Maybe next

24:09

year. We're going in another direction I mean,

24:11

yeah, really fucked up thing is your father

24:13

won a Peabody and like that used to

24:15

mean something to those people, you know Yeah,

24:19

you were a legacy. You should have gotten

24:21

it. I know I was a legacy. I

24:23

should have gotten a Peabody Ben

24:25

What's the highest honor you've ever received? I

24:29

have a Webby Award for

24:32

on the end gadget show and I

24:34

think we got the 2013

24:38

Webby for like best video web

24:40

series mostly because

24:43

we could just put something up

24:45

on and gadget comm that got everybody to

24:47

go there's and And

24:49

click the vote button Yeah,

24:52

I hate to say a matter of

24:54

wielding the audience that already existed for

24:56

the website So

24:59

that's how we got a Webby for judge. John

25:01

Hodgman. Yeah, it's Two

25:04

Webby winners Matt. Yeah, no,

25:06

I don't but you

25:09

know what a word I do have what I

25:11

have an award from the

25:13

Society of professional journalists Yeah,

25:17

I do Why

25:19

do you steal it? Why

25:25

well they leave their van unlocked Because

25:29

I worked at Al Jazeera plus

25:32

and they they submitted one of our

25:35

Videos to it and we won

25:37

one. So, um, I'm pretty important

25:39

guys. I just want to yeah

25:42

cool Have

25:44

these things in the frame. Yeah, I don't

25:46

see the Webby Ben. I don't see where's

25:48

your fucking journalist award Matt You have that

25:50

in the zoom. I'm sorry Ben's

25:53

got the Webby with you if they even build

25:55

a Peewee Herman doll upon it. Yeah, I use

25:57

it to keep my peewee Herman up Oh,

26:00

cool. Yeah, that's what a Webby is

26:02

good for. It's heavier than it looks.

26:04

Keeping the LP we have. Yeah, I'll

26:06

just leave it right here. Please don't drink too much.

26:08

You'll be fine. The

26:13

other award I have is in college,

26:15

I submitted a screenplay that I'd written

26:18

for class, like

26:20

a short comedic screenplay

26:22

to a competition

26:24

that was like, if

26:26

you win this competition, we will produce

26:28

your film, and then you'll be a

26:30

writer that has produced work, which was

26:33

a big deal at the time.

26:35

I don't know if it still is. I don't

26:37

know if that matters in the writing world these days,

26:39

but it was very exciting because

26:41

I won the competition. And

26:44

they sent me money and a bunch

26:46

of stuff. I think they sent me

26:48

500 bucks, but then they never made

26:50

the movie. And every couple years, I

26:52

used to send them an email and be like, hey,

26:55

are you guys still planning on doing it? And they're

26:57

like, yes, yeah, we're working on it. Who

27:00

ran this award? Was

27:02

this a Nigerian prince of

27:04

some kind? No, they made the

27:06

other movies. They kept running, they did it

27:09

annually. They made all of the other ones.

27:11

They just left mine out. They made the

27:13

ones after yours too? Yes, it was

27:16

so galling. That's

27:20

a real kick in the mouth. Yours was

27:22

like a Star Wars sequel though, right?

27:25

So maybe like a little unwieldy to make,

27:27

maybe like there were some rights issues. The

27:30

main character was Charlie Kaufman who

27:32

wrote like adaptation and stuff. And

27:35

so I think maybe they were worried

27:37

about either getting

27:39

a no if they approached him about appearing

27:42

it or getting sued if they didn't and

27:44

just releasing something of his name. I mean,

27:46

they probably had good reasons. Fucking suits, man.

27:49

Yeah, these fucking suits. Jordan, what's the

27:51

last award you won? Oh

27:53

gosh, I don't know that I've won an

27:55

award recently. I've been nominated for some awards.

27:58

I was nominated. Now I see. your

28:00

webby and I raise you

28:02

a Streamy nomination. Oh,

28:06

that's for most prolific urinator. It

28:10

is. I record

28:12

my urinations and put them up on Reddit.

28:16

One year never yellow. The

28:18

Streamy award is the first step

28:20

to getting a Swegot, which is

28:22

Streamy Webby, Smee, yeah,

28:26

Grammy Oscar. I

28:28

was nominated for the Streamy for a really,

28:30

really bad YouTube

28:33

series that I hope has been

28:36

taken down and no one ever sees. That's

28:39

how the internet works. I think it had the, yes,

28:42

the internet, hard to find

28:44

stuff. Yeah,

28:46

it was, and I think it was, it made

28:49

the Streamys just based on the fact that it

28:51

had a popular

28:53

YouTube personality at the

28:55

center. So

28:58

yeah, so I think that's why, but I

29:00

did get to go to the Streamys and

29:02

Vanilla Ice performed. How

29:07

far down the list of

29:09

people who say no and they

29:12

had to cross their name off of a

29:14

big whiteboard until you get

29:16

to Vanilla Ice, do you think? That's

29:18

a great question, especially something that is

29:21

aimed at young, because

29:23

who watches YouTube? It's teenagers,

29:25

right? I mean, maybe that's changed now, but I

29:27

think certainly at the time. Teenagers

29:30

and magnet fishing enthusiasts. Sure,

29:32

yeah. Yeah,

29:34

maybe there's a lot more QAnon moms on

29:36

there these days or something. Yeah, I don't

29:38

know. Yeah, I don't know. The Book of

29:40

Vanilla Ice was definitely a weird one. I

29:43

think that was his most prestigious gig

29:46

recently until this year when he played

29:48

the Mar-a-Lago New Year's Party. Yeah, and

29:50

he had a Ninja Turtle with him. Oh,

29:53

he did, right, yeah. Did he have the

29:55

Ninja Turtle at the Streamys or could they

29:57

not afford the tachon? remember,

30:00

I will say by the time

30:02

vanilla ice performed, I was drunk.

30:07

Oh boy, I think I showed up to that

30:09

drunk. But

30:13

I do remember like him- Oh, I thought you were

30:15

talking about the Mar-a-Lago New Year's.

30:20

You're stone cold sober at that. Oh yeah, you want

30:22

to just, you want to be there to take it

30:24

all in. You don't want to miss anything. Well, the

30:26

big band is famously a teetotaler, so you wouldn't want

30:28

to like, I mean, there'd be embarrassing to be

30:30

drunk. Right, exactly. And you know, me and

30:33

the big man, we're going to chop it

30:35

up and want him to smell alcohol in

30:37

my breath. Oh boy. I want him to

30:39

think I'm a class act. So

30:42

yeah, so Vanilla Ice, I remember, he

30:46

didn't just do one song, he did a

30:48

little mini set. Dude opens with Ice Ice,

30:50

baby. I'm like, well, where do you

30:52

go from here? This is a mistake. No, you

30:54

do a couple deeper cuts and then you close

30:56

with the Ninja Wrap and everybody has a really

30:58

great time. Oh, I

31:00

have a question. Yeah. Do

31:03

you think that Vanilla Ice tours

31:07

with a Ninja Turtle or do

31:11

you think he checks

31:13

an extra bag with the Ninja Turtle suit

31:15

in it and then there's a local hire

31:17

on the other end? I

31:21

mean, I think you could probably get

31:24

a new Ninja Turtle suit in each town

31:26

you're going to, right? There's Spirit Halloween everywhere

31:28

these days, right? So do you think that

31:30

he's just, when you say

31:32

that he performs with a Ninja Turtle,

31:35

you mean just like the kind with

31:37

like a plastic mask and a vinyl

31:39

smock? The one in the Mar-a-Lago video

31:41

looked really good. It looked like the

31:43

ones in the movies from, you know,

31:45

like the, you know, Teenage Mutant Ninja

31:47

Turtles, the motion picture kind of era.

31:50

I think they smuggled that out of

31:52

the Henson Creature Workshop. Yeah. It

31:54

looked like it might even have like animatronic

31:56

stuff in the face. Oh my

31:59

gosh. watch the video for that

32:01

long, mostly because I

32:03

was there in person and I

32:05

didn't need to watch the video. Yeah, I'm like,

32:07

put your phone down, live in the

32:09

world. It's a moment, there's a Ninja

32:12

Turtle here, this isn't content. There's a

32:14

Ninja Turtle here, there's a secret room

32:16

in one of the bedrooms with a

32:18

bunch of banker's boxes in it. You're

32:21

not gonna notice that if you're just

32:23

looking at your phone the whole time.

32:25

We're at the golf club, where the

32:27

president lives. It

32:32

looked, I mean, yeah, upon a cursory

32:35

glance, it looked more impressive than what

32:37

you buy at the Halloween store. But

32:40

yeah, like, does

32:42

Vanilla Ice own that or does he like

32:44

hire a guy that owns it? It's

32:47

just Jesse Waters in there. And

32:50

like the rest of the time he's

32:52

down at the Grouman's Chinese Theater, trying

32:54

to hustle. Trying to

32:56

get five bucks for a tourist to take a photo. Yeah,

32:59

do you think it's possible that

33:01

Vanilla Ice impersonator is a better

33:04

paying job than Vanilla Ice? I

33:06

mean, it seems less toxic, right?

33:11

Yeah, it does, it does.

33:13

Who would you be most excited if you

33:16

had a Vanilla Ice sized

33:18

budget to book

33:20

entertainment at

33:22

your president's golf club?

33:24

Oh, interesting. Whether

33:27

that may be Jimmy Carter's

33:29

golf club, Franklin

33:31

Roosevelt. All presidents have golf

33:34

clubs. Yeah. Or

33:38

even Hubert H. Humphrey's golf club,

33:40

a vice presidential golf club. What

33:44

a Walter Mondale golf club, whatever

33:47

it may be. Who

33:49

are you booking for that slot? Do

33:56

you think? You

33:58

can't afford Hammer, just so you know. You can't

34:00

afford hammer okay? This is

34:02

way hammer hammer cost way more in

34:04

his way better hammer had a lot

34:06

of hits right like hammer had We're

34:08

having you number of hits, and he's

34:10

fucking actually pretty good Had

34:13

a cartoon to where he had magic shoes you

34:15

guys remember that Magic

34:21

talking shoes Everything you can

34:23

get like a cartoon when we were kids could

34:25

you get like war and g for? Vanilla

34:28

ice money or is Warren G too big no

34:30

I bet you could get Warren G I like

34:32

you can't get obviously Nate dog has passed away

34:35

But like you're not gonna get even if when

34:37

he was alive you couldn't afford to get him

34:39

right But but I think you could get Warren

34:41

G, and I think that is The

34:45

lane that we're in I don't think you could

34:47

afford All

34:49

of the bone thugs, but you could

34:51

get a bone thug right How

34:54

many bones are there well you

34:56

got crazy bone five bone

34:59

thugs thanks, man Yeah, crazy bone

35:01

lazy bone busy bone flesh

35:03

and bone and wishbone Did

35:06

you have that just off the top of

35:08

the dome or did you Google that really

35:10

fast? No? I'm the world's foremost Bone

35:12

Thugs and Harmony one man acoustic cover band

35:16

Or at least I was how much how

35:18

much it costs to get you to play Mar-a-Lago No,

35:22

I mean you know a pretty penny. It's a lot

35:24

of words Story a lot

35:26

of words to remember right um

35:28

the most prestigious award you've received

35:30

for performing acapella bone

35:33

thugs I got to

35:35

shake flesh and bones hand he came and

35:37

watched me perform Yeah, I

35:39

did a private show for flesh and bone Wow

35:42

yeah wait like a house concert for him.

35:44

It was at a weed club in

35:47

San Jose That's

35:51

where flesh and bone lives yeah

35:55

Mar-a-Lago of the bone thugs he

35:57

was in town for one

35:59

night And I had just

36:01

done stand up at this very same

36:03

weed club and I got a call

36:05

from the owner and he said, flesh

36:09

and bone is here. And we

36:12

played him your video of you doing bone

36:14

tugs and he wants you to perform.

36:16

And I said, I don't have a car. He

36:18

said, you better get a car if you want to make a

36:20

dream come true. I

36:23

think he met mine. I

36:25

performed for him and then we dropped them off in

36:28

a party bus at the Lakita

36:30

Inn that he was staying in. Yeah,

36:32

Lakita is a solid. It's going to

36:34

be a solid. Oh, yeah. Great. It

36:36

might smell a little bit like disinfectant

36:38

is my experience. But

36:40

you'd rather it smell like that and as

36:42

opposed to not like that. You want to

36:44

know it. Exactly. And you can have a

36:47

dog there. Yeah. They're dog friendly. I didn't

36:50

know that. I want to point out I no longer do bone

36:53

tugs and harmonies covers. It was a

36:55

rough time in my life. And so

36:58

I have since grown up and

37:00

I don't do the bone tugs anymore, but

37:03

I still very much respect them. Did

37:05

you stop? Why the video of

37:08

me online singing bone tugs? Don't

37:10

share it and just pretend it

37:12

doesn't exist. That web series I worked for.

37:14

Don't share that. Maths,

37:16

bone tugs. Don't share that. It's a

37:18

lot of stuff to not share or

37:21

not. I will say I am 14

37:23

years sober now. We're different men. Matt,

37:28

you said the bone tugs crazy

37:30

bone. Lazy bone. Lazy

37:32

bone. Flashing bone. Flashing bone.

37:35

Busy bone. Wish bone. Wish

37:37

bone is a dog that travels through

37:40

tales of classic literature.

37:42

That's why you had to be at the Lakita. Yeah.

37:45

All right, guys. Fuck Mary

37:47

Kill. Wish bone Mr. Peabody.

37:50

Or Faith Novan. We'll

37:55

be back in just a second. I'm Gordon

37:57

Jeffy. Go. Let's not answer it. Back

38:00

in just a second, I'm Jordan Jesse Go. It's

38:03

Jordan Jesse Go. I'm

38:17

Jesse for an America's Radio

38:19

Sweetheart. Jordan Morris Boy, Detective.

38:22

Jordan, I'm looking at the calendar and

38:24

we're only maybe six weeks out from

38:26

the MaxFun Drive. So if you're not

38:28

already a member of Maximum Fun, get

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ready to join at maximumfun.org/join. That's

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how we keep the lights on here at Maximum Fun.

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That's how Matt's baby gets little

38:37

baby food. You

38:39

can't just feed babies regular food. You got to crush

38:41

it up into a sort of paste. I had no

38:43

idea. So

38:45

Matt uses the money that

38:47

people give when they go

38:49

to maximumfun.org/join to buy some

38:51

sort of crushing device? No,

38:55

he just buys the paste

38:57

so you go and they got an extruder there

38:59

at the store. I mean, I

39:02

don't want to tell Matt had

39:04

a parent as a kid, but it seems like

39:07

you could maybe save money by buying your own crusher

39:09

and just doing home crushing, right? I mean, I

39:11

don't know. I don't know. Jordan,

39:13

Jordan, what do you think he is? A fucking pigeon?

39:16

I think he's a mommy pigeon crushing the... What do

39:19

you think he is? A mommy wolf crushing

39:22

the food for the baby at home? No,

39:24

we're people. We have the dignity to go

39:26

to a store where there's an extruder. I

39:29

would like you to tell me how to parent

39:31

though, because no one has. Oh,

39:33

I think just like, you know, love the

39:36

kid and realize that you're going to make

39:38

some mistakes, but you're doing your best and

39:40

it's all anyone can do. Okay, I'm going to

39:43

write that down. Thank you. Jordan,

39:45

you would make a great parent. Thank you.

39:47

Have you ever thought about becoming a dad? Yeah,

39:50

I mean, I think, well, first I got to get

39:52

a home crusher. And

39:54

then I got to get a son of a... Okay,

39:56

great. I got to get a son of a... We're

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also... Where did this week by

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on E Bay. So this is an

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investment people. For Ninety Nine Ill get

43:19

shipped right to Yes and that a

43:21

couple years it'll pay for your kids'

43:23

college. I'd recommend by three. Oh

43:25

yeah, one one to read. One.

43:28

To slab. One. For emergencies,

43:31

merry Go! Yeah, you can use it

43:33

to make a tourniquet. System.

43:37

Will be back and just a second on Jordan Disagree.

43:51

It's Jordan. Jesse though I'm

43:53

Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

43:55

Jordan Morris Boy Detective. Benjamin.

43:58

are harrison ford Flood alert

44:01

enjoyer Yeah, love a

44:03

good flash flood alert. Nothing could be more

44:05

terrifying than the awful noise your phone makes

44:09

to say You live

44:11

in Los Angeles. It's dangerous for you to

44:13

drive when it's raining outside and

44:16

fucking idiot Fuck

44:18

an LA dipshit Do

44:21

you think do you think bear naked ladies

44:23

show up for the same price as vanilla ice? No

44:27

a lot of bear snakes. I

44:29

think they got like a cruise don't they? Oh,

44:32

I don't know I mean it yeah, maybe I think

44:35

also bear naked ladies there. They got that

44:37

can con money If you

44:39

want to book a Canadian at

44:42

the vanilla ice price You

44:45

got a book snow. Yeah, snow

44:47

is probably the answer. Yeah or

44:50

Remy shanned Who's

44:52

that? Another is a white and heavy

44:54

and neo soul singer. Yeah Cardinal

44:57

official he's probably pretty I don't think you

44:59

can afford Cardinal official Oh really you want

45:02

somebody to come kick back cardi slang you

45:04

can't afford it The

45:06

guy that used to host cue probably comes

45:08

pretty cheap. See oh man. I bet he

45:10

does on account of being a horrible person

45:14

Meeting a job, okay we'll

45:17

have momentous occasions in just a moment, but I have

45:19

a Second instance

45:21

here of I

45:24

read it on social media Which

45:27

is this new signature segment that we

45:29

have here? I like read it on

45:32

social media if you read something on social

45:34

media send it to us at JJ go

45:36

at maximum plan org Jesse great

45:38

branding. Thank you This

45:41

is from our slash a Los

45:43

Angeles Mm-hmm My

45:46

building manager has banned me from moving

45:48

my instrument in the elevator of my

45:50

building. Do I have any recourse? That's

45:52

the subject line Now

45:54

I'm not a lawyer. Are you a lawyer Jordan? Not

45:58

anymore And are you

46:00

a lawyer? No, no, I

46:03

have not passed the bar. Great, so...

46:05

But I know a little bit. Wait,

46:10

oh man, I was hoping to illegally search your

46:12

shit. Okay. We'll

46:14

see how smart I am when the canine

46:17

comes. Okay. You talking

46:19

about wishbone? Okay,

46:24

here's the body of this one. I'm

46:27

a harpist, and I moved

46:29

into my building almost four years ago

46:31

explicitly for the elevator to make it

46:33

simple to transport my instrument for gigs.

46:36

I wanted to live in the elevator.

46:39

It seems like a nice room. I

46:42

enjoy pushing buttons. I don't like

46:44

too much space. Over

46:46

the years, the elevator breaks down every now

46:48

and then with the longest stint being the

46:50

last month where it hasn't worked at all

46:52

with no updates on when repairs are happening.

46:55

The residents are at

46:57

our last straw. I

47:00

got an aggressive phone call from my building

47:02

manager blaming me for the elevator being broken

47:05

and that I'm not allowed to move my harp

47:07

in it anymore. I've only

47:09

moved it maybe less than

47:11

10 times throughout these years. I

47:15

was planning on going full freelance this year,

47:17

so this is a significant problem. My

47:20

harp weighs 83 pounds too, so it's highly

47:22

unlikely it's me. Yet she won't hear reason.

47:24

If I don't have the elevator, I'm forced

47:26

to carry my harp down flights of spheres

47:29

to get to the street, which is a

47:31

risk to my instrument, and

47:33

I will require help anytime I

47:35

gig, which is ridiculous. When

47:38

I responded to her comments, she just

47:41

said, if you don't like it, move

47:43

out and hung up on me. Is

47:45

this illegal? Do I have options? This

47:47

is significantly distressing.

47:50

First of all, where are there harp gigs in LA?

47:53

Let me know. She

47:56

or she is going full-time

47:58

freelance. Just really give

48:00

this harp thing a go. You only get

48:03

one ride on this crazy blue marble. Uh-huh.

48:06

You want a harp girl with it? Every

48:08

time somebody has a flashback, this lady could

48:10

potentially be getting that bad. Right.

48:13

I think the real thing here, Jordan,

48:15

is if you go to harp college,

48:18

they fucking pound

48:20

it into your head over and over and over

48:22

and over. You only get one ride

48:24

on this blue marble. Right. You can get as

48:27

many harp gigs as you can because once this

48:29

thing is done, everybody knows how to play the

48:31

fucking harp. It's not a valuable skill anymore. Right.

48:34

Because of angels. Mm-hmm. Is

48:36

why, Jordan. Those dudes love fucking plucking those

48:39

harps. Flapping and plucking, that's what they do

48:41

all day. Mm-hmm. Do

48:47

you think that angels ever go to the

48:49

subreddit r slash no flap?

48:52

I don't know. Yeah,

48:55

sure. It

48:58

makes me more focused when I'm not flapping. I

49:01

get more done. I'm brewing my

49:04

own beer. I can arpeggiate faster.

49:06

Yeah. I'm

49:09

singing more praises unto the Lord, for

49:12

I am more focused when I am not flapping. Man,

49:16

if I was an angel, all I'd do is

49:18

be flapping wings and

49:20

plucking strings. Hell yeah, baby.

49:22

Jamming with Hendrix. Man,

49:25

can you imagine if your landlord called

49:27

you up and said

49:29

that it was your fault the

49:31

elevator was broken because of your fucking

49:34

harp? Because of your fucking harp. You

49:37

fucking harp people are all the fucking

49:39

same pluck pluck pluck flap flap flap.

49:42

I know what you're doing. My

49:45

beautiful- That fucking elevator. My

49:47

beautiful hand motions. So, how

49:51

I move my hands. Anytime

49:53

a friend of mine has considered investing in

49:55

real estate, I always warn them, you don't

49:58

really want to become a landlord. like

50:00

easy money, but it's a job.

50:03

You don't realize how many harpists

50:05

are out there. Yeah, exactly. Harpo

50:07

Marx used to think that he

50:09

couldn't get an apartment because he

50:11

was Jewish, but

50:14

actually. Anyway, I just- Do

50:17

you make good responses? Just

50:19

people with legal resources. Okay,

50:25

well, that's helpful. I would love it if

50:27

there was a harpist's

50:30

legal defense fund. Have

50:35

you been injured by a bassoon? I

50:41

feel like

50:43

the first answer on a Reddit

50:46

question is always the

50:48

least helpful fucking shittiest

50:51

comment you can make. I remember I

50:54

subscribed to the Pasadena subreddit,

50:57

which is generally very nice. It's generally

50:59

very nice. It's like a pretty wholesome

51:01

place, no like weird. Why are there

51:04

guys in hoodies walking around after

51:06

midnight? There's none of that. Do

51:08

you ever share the latest from

51:10

the Pasadena Public Library's IG? Oh,

51:13

I should. Yes,

51:15

Pasadena Public Library, great IG,

51:18

fucking amazing memes. The memes

51:20

are off the hook. I

51:23

recommend it. It's a great follow even if you don't live in the

51:25

area. But

51:27

yeah, I should start sharing the memes there. But yeah,

51:29

it's a lot of restaurant recommendation

51:32

stuff, which I love. There was this

51:35

just very nice, clear, short post

51:37

that says, I

51:40

just moved to the area and I'm crazy about

51:42

Chinese food. Where can you get good Chinese food

51:44

in the Pasadena area? And

51:46

the first comment is depends

51:50

on what region of China you mean. Now,

51:55

I don't know the race. of

52:00

the person commenting, but it

52:02

has big white person who studied

52:04

abroad energy. It's

52:06

very fair. I

52:08

also like the, uh, I also

52:10

like the r slash punk sub

52:13

Reddit. Generally pretty nice place. Like,

52:15

uh, some like

52:17

weird bullshit, not

52:19

really like, uh, yeah, I mean, maybe

52:21

like there's some like weird anti-vax people

52:23

will pop up, uh, which I'm sure

52:26

there's a little overlap with. I think

52:28

it shouted down pretty quick. Um,

52:30

but they, feels like more of a

52:32

Jello Beofra crowd to me. Yeah. Yeah.

52:36

There's a little bit of that. There's a

52:38

little bit of that in punk rock. Um,

52:40

but you know, generally pretty nice place r

52:42

slash punk, but there's this one, one very

52:44

just nice question. Someone's like, um,

52:47

I was born and raised in LA and I

52:49

think we've got some of the best punk bands

52:51

in the world. What are some of your favorite

52:53

bands from the LA area? First comment depends on

52:55

what you mean by LA. I

53:00

don't know, man. Like the

53:02

County, uh, if

53:05

you got some Ventura bands you like

53:07

that might count. Yeah. Oxnard

53:10

from fucking Fullerton, you asshole.

53:12

Oxnard's probably fine. Yeah.

53:15

You're counting the Nard seriously. Come

53:18

on, Gordon. I mean, you know, okay.

53:20

Nard, Nardcore is its own thing. I know

53:22

to gr, to lump it in with LA

53:24

bands is probably doing it a disservice. I'm

53:26

sorry. You know what? I'm the asshole. I'm

53:28

the asshole. Do you think

53:30

Mike Watt wants Pedro lumped in with

53:33

the city of Los Angeles? I

53:35

do think that fight was literally in

53:37

that thread. Literally

53:41

a Minutemen San Pedro thing.

53:45

Uh, when something momentous happens to you, give us a

53:47

call at 206-984-4fun or send

53:50

us an email at JJ go

53:53

at maximumfun.org. Here's

53:55

someone to whom something momentous has happened.

53:57

Hey, Jordan. Hey, Jesse. Hey, guest who

53:59

I'm. gonna guess is Virginia

54:02

Jones calling in

54:04

for it this is Connor from San Diego calling

54:06

in with a momentous occasion I was in the

54:08

parking lot of the post office mailing off some

54:10

holiday gifts the other day and

54:12

I saw somebody driving what looked

54:16

like a Model T or

54:18

some other mr. Burns style

54:20

car and when

54:22

they honked the horn at a

54:24

pedestrian that was walking in front

54:26

of the car the horn for

54:28

it was definitely the

54:30

stereotypical horn that you would imagine a

54:33

car like that and it definitely made

54:36

an a-woo-ga noise and

54:38

I thought it was really awesome

54:40

to see somebody try to experience

54:42

road rage and try to like

54:45

angrily honk at somebody crossing the

54:47

street while making a cartoonish horn noise

54:49

at them over and over again anyway

54:51

I love the show love you guys

54:54

happy new year I feel

54:57

like if

54:59

someone if I was crossing

55:02

in front of a Model

55:05

T Ford and it honked at

55:07

me it would

55:10

take no other

55:13

input or

55:16

evidence for

55:18

me to turn to that

55:21

Model T Ford and say fuck you

55:23

Jay Leno what

55:28

you did to Conan was disgraceful yes

55:30

I'm still mad about it it's

55:34

the worst thing that's happened in my lifetime

55:38

but this this was too far afield for Leno

55:41

right he wouldn't he wouldn't have one of his

55:43

cars up in the guy

55:45

say San Jose San Diego I

55:49

think Leno probably gets down there to San

55:51

Diego yeah I think Leno

55:53

Leno wants to go take a that

55:55

tour of the aircraft carrier you know

55:58

mm-hmm yeah or that submarine from

56:00

the Russian military, you

56:03

know, nuclear standoff that they got there. Oh

56:05

yeah, he's crazy about that shit. Or

56:07

he's going to Comic-Con because he wants to see

56:09

the alias panel. Okay,

56:12

fucking loves aliens. He

56:14

looks crazy about aliens.

56:16

Guy loves that. What's the show,

56:18

what's the show that's like a,

56:20

it's like an

56:23

hour-long show but it's about fairy tales?

56:27

Oh, Once Upon a Time maybe? Yeah,

56:29

that's what Leno's into. He watches it

56:31

with his wife. Leno,

56:34

big, big sea quest

56:36

guy. Stargate SG-1, these are all

56:38

Jay Leno's favorite shows. I

56:41

read the late shift genre programming.

56:44

So I interviewed Jay Leno once

56:46

on Bullseye and he is,

56:48

I kind of sounded like Jay

56:51

Leno when I said oh. He

56:53

couldn't be more genial or more opaque,

56:55

I would say. Just as you would

56:57

expect. Like he really was a

56:59

pleasant experience talking to him. I could not

57:01

get him to answer anything. But the

57:05

thing that I think of most when I think of Leno is,

57:07

you know, I read that book, The Late

57:09

Shift. Remember that book about Leno, about Leno

57:11

and Letterman? And there's

57:14

just this part in there that Leno's

57:18

wife, her greatest

57:20

passion is travel. But

57:24

Leno wants

57:26

to do stand-up gigs so he doesn't go.

57:29

He just

57:34

travels the world all year

57:36

long and he just goes

57:38

to Alba-Kirky Civic Center or whatever. Wait,

57:46

is it possible that she's the

57:48

one spending his NBC

57:51

money? Yeah. He

57:53

never touches it. He never does it. She's

57:55

traveling the world with it. He wants to

57:57

go to Mallorca. duffel

58:00

bag and brings it to Ibiza. Maybe

58:05

that's the secret. Give it to a beautiful Spanish

58:07

DJ. I don't know. Maybe, I don't know. I'm

58:09

not a married guy. Y'all are all married guys,

58:11

but maybe that's the secret. You have, you know,

58:14

you have separate interests and you, you know, one

58:17

of you is heading down to Hermosa

58:20

Beach every weekend to, you know, make

58:22

the people laugh and the other ones,

58:24

you know, going to see, going

58:26

to see, you know, a place

58:28

where you can do some zip lining. I,

58:32

my wife kills in Hermosa. And then you,

58:34

and then you come together and then you

58:36

come together at the end and you can,

58:38

Rachel absolutely fucking, you know, Rachel destroys the

58:40

ice house in Pasadena too. Oh yeah. Rachel

58:43

is just a straight up

58:45

master of her craft. When there's usually

58:47

things she can open for anyone, you

58:49

know? Yeah, absolutely. She can

58:51

work on lean. She can work on gaffigans.

58:53

If she has to open for gaffigans, she's

58:56

got clean stuff. Yeah. Yeah. She's got stuff

58:58

about food fits in perfectly, but

59:01

you know, she can also go

59:03

a little wild when she has to open

59:05

for Cat Williams. Yeah. She's got transphobic stuff

59:07

if she wants to. But

59:12

it's like kind of a double edge thing

59:14

because, you know, when she does a late

59:16

night spot, you know, like it's, it's really

59:19

hard to compact her, the scope of her

59:21

talent into five, four and a half

59:23

minutes, you know. Ben, she's,

59:25

she's with Lori Kilmartin this week

59:27

at Rooster Teeth Feathers in Sunnyvale,

59:29

right? Yeah. She's opening and middling.

59:32

Oh, both. Yeah. So does she introduce

59:34

herself or? Yeah. She comes out, you

59:37

know, and then, you know, brings on

59:39

the next act, goes

59:41

backstage, changes jackets, comes back out,

59:43

works super blue to get everybody

59:45

ready for what Lori Kilmartin's about

59:47

to do. Right. That's

59:50

the dream. That's

59:53

the dream. You know, the more I think about

59:55

it, I think you, I think you're right about

59:57

this thing about marriages, Jordan, because

59:59

Ben and I. are both very happily married.

1:00:01

I know in my case, my

1:00:03

wife goes on a ton of

1:00:06

business trips. She's always

1:00:08

going on business trips. She's a stay-at-home

1:00:10

mother. And now

1:00:13

that I think about it- But there's a

1:00:15

lot of conferences or what are these trips

1:00:17

to? She always just goes business trips. She

1:00:19

always says, I'm going on a business trip. You don't

1:00:21

ask her more about it or you

1:00:24

don't talk about it when she gets back.

1:00:26

What happens- Boss babes don't tell their husbands

1:00:28

stuff like that, Jordan. When you're married to

1:00:30

a boss babe, you don't get to ask

1:00:33

those kinds of- You

1:00:35

gotta find a boss babe.

1:00:40

Boss baby, my copy of boss baby

1:00:42

on DVD. Oh, there it is. You

1:00:46

don't have it on Blu-ray, Jordan? You don't get the

1:00:48

4K? Can't afford it. Ben

1:00:51

and I have the steelbook. I

1:00:55

just got the used one at the

1:00:57

Friends of the Library sale. Two bucks.

1:00:59

But I can watch Boss Baby whenever I want.

1:01:02

When something will make this happen to you, give

1:01:04

us a call. Oh, we still have done that?

1:01:06

Oh, we did. We did.

1:01:08

I'm just giving up the phone number again. 206-9844-FON or send

1:01:10

us a voice memo at

1:01:14

jjgoatmaximumfund.org. And look, if you

1:01:16

read it on social media-

1:01:18

I love it. Share

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it with us at jjgoatmaximumfund.org. That's

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our email address. Man, I don't see it. Fucking

1:01:25

great branding. They'll share it with us. I'll

1:01:28

read it out loud on the show. I'll

1:01:30

credit you. Also, I

1:01:32

want to take one more run at

1:01:34

this because I called this in

1:01:36

15 years ago on the show and I thought it was

1:01:38

going to be great. I called in

1:01:41

this idea of call in ideas for pranks

1:01:43

that you can play on your roommates. And

1:01:46

nobody ever called in with anything. So I'm

1:01:48

still feeling a little bit disappointed in that if

1:01:51

people could call in with ideas for pranks. Okay.

1:01:54

If you have a prank idea, give

1:01:57

us a call 206-9844-FON. or

1:02:00

send us an email at JJ Goa. Don't

1:02:02

do the prank. It's just ideas

1:02:04

for pranks. We don't want

1:02:06

to get involved in the liability. So if

1:02:08

you have an idea for a prank, what would be a cool

1:02:11

prank? Like if you wanted to

1:02:13

prank a dentist, for example. Give us

1:02:15

a call, JJGoA maximumfund.org 206-9844 Fund.

1:02:19

And of course, if you haven't overheard,

1:02:22

call, stop podcasting yourself. I

1:02:24

have a prank you can play on a dentist. What's

1:02:26

that? You put a sign on his back and it

1:02:29

says like, you know, like a kick me sign, but

1:02:32

it says, I think it's okay to eat taffy. Okay.

1:02:35

What about this, Jordan?

1:02:39

You make

1:02:43

an appointment in the morning, you

1:02:45

know, 10 o'clock in the morning or whatever. And

1:02:48

then you show up literally hours later.

1:02:50

And they're

1:02:53

like, well, where, where were you?

1:02:56

And you're like, well, I'm,

1:02:59

I'm here. It's too 30 solid.

1:03:03

Jesse. Yeah, that is

1:03:05

so good. Oh my

1:03:07

God. This

1:03:09

is why you'll never have a boss babe, Jordan.

1:03:12

I'll never, I'll never get a boss babe. I'll

1:03:14

never get into the podcasting hall of fame. They

1:03:17

probably listened to an episode and they're like, okay,

1:03:19

we're going to take one of these guys. Yeah.

1:03:22

And the one that

1:03:24

throws the hottest kit. Yeah.

1:03:26

He's the one that gets, that's getting the invite

1:03:28

to Orlando. Right. He's the one that's getting to

1:03:30

go on all the dark universe rides for free.

1:03:32

Is it possible? Jesse's

1:03:35

going to get inducted again next

1:03:37

year. They're still going to leave you out,

1:03:39

Jordan. Yes. Do

1:03:41

you hear that tooth hurting thing?

1:03:43

I'm excited to say it. Honestly,

1:03:45

let me ask you a question.

1:03:47

Zoom. Yeah. I think

1:03:49

that's a reasonable working guess as to

1:03:52

what happened, but can I posit some

1:03:54

other, another possibility? What if

1:03:56

they listened to a Jordan, Jesse go, they

1:03:59

thought, well, this is Hall of Fame

1:04:01

worthy. Right. But then they

1:04:03

saw you hosting the

1:04:06

pre-show for the Nickelodeon

1:04:09

Kids' Choice Awards with

1:04:12

our friend Robin Thede. Right. And

1:04:14

they said, well, we're just going to

1:04:16

have to give it to Jesse because they saw

1:04:18

me hosting the nominating special for the Independent Spirit

1:04:21

Awards on IFC. I

1:04:24

said some fucked up shit to the kids from Glee. I'll

1:04:26

go ahead and admit it. I thought

1:04:29

it was funny. Again, I showed up

1:04:31

drunk. Yeah, well, you know. That's

1:04:35

why I gave up my address to someone

1:04:37

who hopefully will send me something appropriate and

1:04:40

useful. And you didn't. Yeah. We'll

1:04:42

be back in just a second on Jordan and Jessica. Oh,

1:04:52

darling, why won't you accept my love?

1:04:55

My dear, even though you are a Duke, I

1:04:58

could never love you. You

1:05:01

borrowed a book from me and never returned it.

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America's Radio Sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy

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detective. Ben Harrison, I have the

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same effect on the ladies that

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8 Inches of Rain has on

1:06:22

Los Angeles. Flash flood

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warning. Hey. Wow,

1:06:26

what a complicated setup. Yeah.

1:06:29

Worth it though. Worth it. Really got out over my

1:06:31

skis on that. I'm sorry. Matt, do you think that

1:06:33

was better than the 230 thing? Listen,

1:06:37

230, first of all, that was the first

1:06:39

time I've ever heard that joke. Right. Second

1:06:42

of all, it's a thinker. I

1:06:44

probably wrote it. Yeah, no,

1:06:46

you definitely wrote it. I mean, no one else has

1:06:49

done it. Probably. So, I don't think, I think it

1:06:51

was close though, because I imagined women

1:06:55

being wet like a flash flood. So, that

1:06:57

was pretty sick. Do you mean,

1:06:59

you imagine women being wet like a

1:07:01

flash flood when they heard my tooth-herdy

1:07:04

thing? Yeah, well, both. I

1:07:06

mean, first, when Ben said it, and

1:07:08

then once Ben said it, I started

1:07:10

thinking about tooth-herdy. And

1:07:12

then I was like, I bet that would

1:07:14

also get women wet like a flash flood.

1:07:16

Yeah, I mean, my guess is that women

1:07:18

would be as dry as a parched desert

1:07:21

after they heard Ben's thing because

1:07:23

they had already expended all

1:07:25

their moisture, because I said my thing earlier.

1:07:27

But what if they had like a Gatorade

1:07:29

in between the two things? They

1:07:32

would need to get one of those like ivy greens. You could have a

1:07:34

bite of my pineapple. Should

1:07:47

we be making T-shirts to have a

1:07:49

picture of Mario with a whole pineapple?

1:07:53

I mean, I

1:07:55

don't know that Nintendo is litigious, right?

1:08:00

chill Nintendo yeah could

1:08:02

say underneath not the

1:08:04

real Wario a parody

1:08:09

Wario would never were commenting on Wario

1:08:12

yeah we'd have to think of something to

1:08:14

have him do that the real Wario wouldn't

1:08:16

do though well like

1:08:19

you know melon honey do yeah

1:08:21

you know honey do so if

1:08:23

he was eating the pineapple and

1:08:25

the honey do right we

1:08:27

would know that's not the real Wario because

1:08:29

the real Wario would be worried about how

1:08:31

the interaction would affect the taste of his

1:08:33

semen right right yes I'll know that it's

1:08:36

awesome you cancels out mmm

1:08:39

pineapple unfortunately Ben

1:08:42

Harrison we sure are grateful to you for having

1:08:44

taken the time to travel through

1:08:47

the pouring rain here in Los

1:08:49

Angeles from your

1:08:51

house to the garage building behind

1:08:54

your house to

1:08:57

record this program yeah it was

1:08:59

it was harrowing but I made

1:09:01

it and I appreciate

1:09:03

the invite it's

1:09:05

always a pleasure to talk to you guys always

1:09:08

nice to see you too friend and

1:09:10

you're you're of course welcome at my at

1:09:12

my dad's club anytime Jordan

1:09:14

just so you know I'm starting a dad's club

1:09:17

we'll talk about that on a future episode of

1:09:19

the program I want to give you a chance

1:09:21

to get us to get a to

1:09:24

join the club mm-hmm

1:09:27

with the daughter or mmm

1:09:29

kind of son maybe yeah I mean I

1:09:32

got him I gotta get a son yeah

1:09:34

he got you Jordan you do anything about

1:09:36

that no I'm working on I'm

1:09:41

working on it! Ben

1:09:48

Harrison of course is as we

1:09:50

mentioned the host of greatest

1:09:53

track and the greatest generation

1:09:55

yeah we're actually overrun greatest

1:09:57

track right now doing something

1:10:00

think that I think a

1:10:02

certain car enthusiast of the

1:10:04

LA area is

1:10:06

going to be very interested in

1:10:09

one Jay Leno. A full tonight

1:10:11

show rewatch? We know that

1:10:13

dude loves Sequest. We know

1:10:15

that dude loves Stargate SG-1.

1:10:19

And on Greatest Trek, we are doing a

1:10:21

thing called pilot season right now where we're watching

1:10:23

the pilots of all these old 90s

1:10:26

sci-fi shows because

1:10:28

there's no new Star Trek happening right now and

1:10:30

we have a lot of time to kill. And

1:10:34

so we've actually already watched

1:10:37

the pilot of Sequest and Babylon 5.

1:10:41

So Jordan and I had never seen

1:10:43

90210 before. Oh

1:10:46

yeah. Until we watched the Burt

1:10:48

Reynolds episode of 90210 with our

1:10:50

friend Linda Holmes for our

1:10:52

show Stash Rules Everything Around Me. By the way, become

1:10:54

a member of Maximum Fun so you can hear that

1:10:56

because it was great. But

1:10:59

we had never seen 90210. Had

1:11:02

you watched Babylon

1:11:04

5 and Sequest and stuff? I

1:11:07

hadn't. I really wanted to, but I grew

1:11:09

up in a very strict household where I

1:11:11

was only allowed one hour of television per

1:11:14

day and- And nothing where

1:11:16

dolphins talked. Right. Yeah. I

1:11:19

could not not spend that hour on Star Trek

1:11:21

The Next Generation. That was just the

1:11:23

only thing I really wanted to do with that

1:11:26

hour. So yeah, it's

1:11:29

like the only show I know anything about. And

1:11:33

watching these pilots has been

1:11:35

very interesting to see where

1:11:38

some shows succeeded in ways that

1:11:40

Star Trek failed and where some

1:11:42

shows completely stepped

1:11:44

on the rake where Star

1:11:46

Trek made something good. So

1:11:50

it's been a ton of fun. I'll

1:11:52

tell you this Ben. We were just

1:11:55

at San Francisco Sketchfest and

1:11:57

I was lucky enough to see my high school

1:11:59

buddy John King. John

1:12:02

King, one of the

1:12:04

all-time good guys, told me, I gotta

1:12:07

watch Babylon 5. I said to

1:12:09

him, maybe I'll

1:12:12

watch season two of The Mandalorian

1:12:16

and see how that goes. I

1:12:20

accidentally bought, I think, the first season of

1:12:22

Babylon 5 because I was trying to buy

1:12:24

the first episode of it and I clicked

1:12:27

the wrong thing. So if you

1:12:29

want to take your buddy John

1:12:32

up on that recommendation, you can come over and do it

1:12:34

at my house, but I probably won't be there for it.

1:12:37

One of the all-time good guys, John King. He's

1:12:39

a great guy. Is

1:12:42

that the guy I met at the hotel lobby? You

1:12:44

seem nice. Yeah, he's the best. He's

1:12:46

a great guy. My friend John

1:12:48

King is a friend of the hotel lobby. You know

1:12:50

this guy. It's my friend John from high school.

1:12:53

High school buddies. Anyway,

1:12:55

it's good times. You guys gonna do

1:12:58

Young Indiana Jones Chronicles? Oh,

1:13:00

that's a good pitch. We

1:13:03

haven't announced every single thing we're doing,

1:13:05

and partly so that we can fiddle

1:13:07

with it and add stuff as

1:13:09

it comes up. I

1:13:12

think I did watch the first episode of

1:13:14

Young Indiana Jones when it came out, and

1:13:18

I don't know how that happened, but

1:13:20

that's a great pitch. That's right

1:13:22

in the numbers for the

1:13:24

types of shows we're watching. Watch

1:13:27

Dream on or go home. That's

1:13:30

science fiction. That's my

1:13:32

kind of science fiction.

1:13:34

D-O. Where a guy

1:13:36

has horny dreams about

1:13:38

classic television programs. D-O

1:13:40

or F-O, right? Dream

1:13:42

on or fuck off.

1:13:44

Dofo. No flap. No

1:13:46

flap, Dofo. So

1:13:49

this is an angel that doesn't fly

1:13:52

but loves Dream on. He

1:13:55

loves the idea of watching a sitcom, but

1:13:57

it's got naughty parts in it. Right. Yes,

1:14:01

and it recycles Classics from

1:14:03

the Warner Brothers vault or whatever and then

1:14:05

your friend at school who has HBO tells

1:14:07

you that it has nudity Hit it when

1:14:09

they play it on HBO Yeah

1:14:13

Yeah, the devil just loves its Gary

1:14:15

Shandling show Sure Or

1:14:19

our list does the devil like our

1:14:21

list or it's Gary Shandling. Yeah, our

1:14:23

list funnier pull maybe yeah our list

1:14:26

ballers Ballers is good

1:14:28

ballers is good Let's

1:14:30

sit here for another 20 minutes and talk about

1:14:32

what the funniest B-tier

1:14:35

HBO show would be to say

1:14:37

the name cab confessions Oh,

1:14:40

you know Satan's loving that huh showing

1:14:43

human behavior at its most devious

1:14:46

Well, I thought you just met because he doesn't have

1:14:48

a driver's license. He just loves

1:14:50

seeing driving He

1:14:54

loves taxi cabs because it's like one of its

1:14:56

best ways to get around oh, yeah sure He

1:14:59

means he's not on the bus or he's taking the cab.

1:15:01

That's right It must be so

1:15:03

galling for the devil with those little tiny wings

1:15:05

to surf around online and

1:15:07

see the no flap movement You

1:15:12

work so hard yeah Fucking

1:15:15

hard with those little tiny wings on his big

1:15:17

giant shoulders So

1:15:21

hard for him just to just to give

1:15:23

someone some some heartfelt advice Sure

1:15:26

is to work so hard to get up there. Okay? Matt

1:15:29

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us your momentous occasions and look Tell

1:15:58

us what you read it on

1:16:00

social media. That's great. Branding's

1:16:04

good. And JJ go at maximum

1:16:06

fundard. It's just dirty

1:16:08

and branding. And if

1:16:10

you got a dentist prank, or

1:16:13

for your housemate, Ben's going to want to hear that, so

1:16:16

email that to GreatestGen. Yeah. I

1:16:20

don't have a roommate anymore, but I'll figure

1:16:22

somebody out to prank. Ben, you pulled the

1:16:24

greatest roommate prank of all time off. You

1:16:28

made your wife Rachel. That's

1:16:30

true. Originally your roommate.

1:16:34

In her face. You

1:16:36

just got wed. I

1:16:41

love you. You

1:16:44

just got wed. We'll

1:16:48

talk to you next time on Jordan Jesse Go. I'll

1:16:52

hug you and kiss you and love you. Love

1:16:54

you. Love

1:16:59

you.