0:00

Give a little time for the child within

0:03

you, don't be afraid to be young and

0:05

free. Undo the locks and throw

0:07

away the keys and take off your shoes and

0:09

socks and run you. It's

0:11

Jordan Jesse Go, I'm Jesse Thorn taking some time

0:13

out of my busy schedule. Jordan

0:16

Morris, boy detective. You know, you

0:18

want to just, I got this. You

0:20

seem like you're busy. I

0:23

am really busy. You got to pick up some dry cleaning, got to

0:25

get a key made. No, I have

0:27

to watch the rest of the Blues Brothers

0:29

2000 with my daughter. Oh,

0:31

yeah. No, get out of here. What are you doing,

0:34

man? We watched about 35, 40

0:37

minutes of it, but I had to

0:39

excuse myself to come podcast with you.

0:41

So thank you. Thank you for your

0:43

sacrifices. I appreciate it. Yeah. If we

0:45

could just public appreciates it. Keep

0:48

this tight so that I can

0:50

get back to the

0:53

weirdest vanity project in

0:55

history. Multivalent

0:58

vanity project that cannot be

1:01

overstated in its oddness. Yeah,

1:04

I've never seen it. I know

1:06

it as punchline and shorthand

1:08

for bad movie vanity projects, sequel

1:11

nobody asked for. But I'll tell

1:13

you this Jordan. I'll tell you

1:15

what you think about it. I

1:17

watch, so my daughter Gracie is right

1:19

now obsessed with the idea of, she

1:22

has never really watched Saturday Night Live,

1:24

but she's obsessed with the idea of

1:26

a Saturday Night Live sketch being

1:29

turned into a movie. Okay. And

1:32

so Teresa, my wife's

1:34

favorite movie is Wayne's

1:37

World. Okay. For some reason,

1:39

Grace wanted to watch Wayne's World 2 first, so

1:42

we did. Then we watched Wayne's

1:44

World. She liked Wayne's World 2 better. Oh,

1:48

then we watched Stewart Saves His Family. Oh

1:51

yeah. I have warm feelings about Stewart Saves His

1:53

Family. You know what? I watched Stewart

1:55

Saves His Family with my daughter and I enjoyed it.

1:58

I also enjoyed it. When

2:00

I was a teen it's a really good

2:02

movie if you're into Al-Anon You're

2:05

looking for an Al-Anon themed family comedy Stuart

2:07

saves his family is a good one for

2:09

you actually very good movie Stuart saves his

2:11

family There's a little there's a little line

2:14

from the it's Pat movie that lives in

2:16

my brain when Pat it's Pat goes I'm

2:18

jamming with ween Now

2:24

Listen is everything from its

2:26

Pat great. No, no

2:28

Pat for example not great for example

2:31

I'm jamming with ween. I think Julia Sweeney would

2:33

tell you that right now. I

2:35

believe she's apologized for that Let's

2:39

introduce our guest because I was basically

2:41

mouthing along to this discussion He's

2:45

a stand-up comic and a real

2:48

favorite. This is his favorite episode. So he's

2:50

heard it multiple times. So yeah This

2:54

is easily his favorite episode Josh Gondelman. Hi

2:56

Josh. Thank you. Thanks so much for having

2:59

me This is my comfort episode. Like I

3:01

put it on when I'm doing laundry when

3:03

I need to fall asleep to you Yeah,

3:05

exactly. So yeah, so we watched

3:08

Stuart saves his family and then she said

3:11

Then she said that she wanted to watch the Blues

3:13

Brothers, which I mean, I'm a father All

3:16

we want is for our children to watch the

3:18

Blues Brothers and Star Wars with us Like

3:21

that's all I've ever like that skip

3:23

school to go to opening day These

3:26

are the things that I've asked for from

3:28

my life as a parent, right?

3:31

So I was really excited. We watched the

3:33

Blues Brothers and like I

3:36

know there are people who like

3:38

don't like the Blues Brothers Actively,

3:40

and I think there are good

3:42

reasons. I wouldn't begrudge anyone. They're

3:44

dislike of the Blues Brothers, which

3:47

is Like

3:49

let's be frank One

3:51

of the weirdest things ever to become a movie.

3:53

Well, and also I think there's just people who

3:55

respect cars too much All

3:58

those cars crashing People

4:00

respect malls too much. You shouldn't

4:03

drive through one of those. Yeah.

4:05

Bottles. They don't like bottles

4:08

being thrown at a wire fence that's protecting

4:10

a band. Yeah, that's

4:12

a slight against bottles, wire fences,

4:14

and bands. This movie

4:16

is disrespectful. Is

4:18

there no institution that it won't burn down?

4:22

So the Blues

4:24

Brothers is like,

4:26

the sketch was

4:28

already part of

4:30

that kind of

4:32

pre-comedy Saturday Night Live that's

4:35

inexplicable to people in any generation

4:37

that wasn't around in 1977 or

4:40

whatever. Yeah,

4:43

it's interesting. When

4:46

one of the million lookbacks at Saturday

4:48

Night Live airs – it seems like they

4:51

do one of those every two or three

4:53

years – a celebration of Saturday Night Live,

4:56

you'll see some full sketches. You'll

4:59

see a Spartan cheerleader or you'll

5:01

see a Matt Foley motivational

5:03

speaker, and they'll show the sketch in its

5:05

entirety. But when that

5:07

era of SNL comes up, you're

5:10

seeing clips. You're seeing clips to

5:12

music. You're not seeing full sketches

5:14

because the full sketches didn't

5:16

make a lot of sense. I

5:19

remember being a kid and

5:21

it first occurring to me

5:23

because I knew what Dan

5:25

Aykroyd was and John Belushi

5:27

from seeing old Saturday Night

5:29

Live comedy stuff. But then the

5:31

Blues Brothers, I was like, do they

5:33

think they're a band? Yeah,

5:35

so that's really what's going on

5:38

here. So you start with two

5:40

men who have

5:44

immense charms. Yeah. Like,

5:46

I don't want to undersell the charms

5:48

of these early Saturday Night Live performers

5:51

or say that they're never funny. They're

5:54

often funny. Very funny. John

5:57

Belushi might not be funny, actually, now that I think

5:59

about it. Uh, you're

6:02

a Jim Belushi guy. You're a

6:04

Jim. You go Jim on the

6:06

John versus Jim Skizor. According to

6:08

Jim. Jim's funnier. Yes, Jim.

6:11

It's these two

6:14

men who can't sing or dance,

6:18

who only sang or and danced, did

6:20

not do comedy in this act. There's

6:23

no joke. It's

6:26

an outfit and them not being good at

6:28

singing and dancing and Paul Shafer having a

6:30

crack band. And

6:33

the movie has the good sense to

6:35

have excellent musical

6:38

performances from non-Blue Brothers.

6:41

The good sense Josh or dot dot

6:43

dot. Okay, so I love, I love

6:45

the movie. Like it is one of

6:47

my favorite movies of all time. I

6:49

truly love the Blues Brothers. But

6:52

at some point, somebody there,

6:54

John Landis or whatever was like, great,

6:56

we're going to make this into a

6:58

movie. And

7:00

they were all like, great. So

7:03

we'll juxtapose our

7:05

performance skills with

7:07

Ray Charles. They're

7:12

like, let's put us up against Aretha

7:14

Franklin and see who comes out on

7:17

top. I remember

7:19

we are the heroes of the movie. I

7:22

remember watching like maybe

7:25

it wasn't Sharknado, but it was something

7:27

like that. It was some sort of

7:29

sci-fi channel like Three Headed Shark versus

7:32

Cobra Goblin or something like that. You

7:35

were Chimp Nami. Chimp Nami, yes. It

7:38

was something with sharks. And

7:41

someone in the movie says, we're going to need a

7:43

bigger boat. And I'm like, don't. Don't

7:47

remind people of a

7:49

good shark movie. The greatest shark movie in

7:51

the middle of your bad shark movie. So

7:54

the Blues Brothers, they also, of

7:56

course, as you alluded

7:58

to, Josh, added inexplicably

8:02

long complicated car chases

8:04

and crashes, which

8:06

are fun. As

8:09

a person who just watched the Blues Brothers two days

8:11

ago, I can confirm they're

8:14

totally fun. It's very fun. And

8:17

somehow it all holds together pretty well.

8:20

Again, this thing about

8:22

if you're morally

8:25

opposed or revolted by

8:27

the white guy boomerism

8:30

involved in the presumption that not only is

8:32

the Blues a magical force in the universe,

8:35

but that it can be captured by

8:37

wearing sunglasses at night. I

8:41

understand. But it's

8:43

a fun movie. It's a great movie.

8:45

And who doesn't want to watch fucking Cab

8:47

Calloway thing mini Demutcher. If you don't want

8:49

to watch that, that's your problem,

8:51

not mine. Right. And

8:53

as an adult, I get Carrie

8:56

Fisher's part a lot better. And Carrie

8:58

Fisher's really cool and funny. So

9:02

that's the Blues Brothers. It's kind of

9:04

like Thanksgiving as a movie where

9:07

tell me about this. Tell me about this theory

9:09

you're working on. This is the theory I'm developing

9:12

on the fly. So I am going to be,

9:14

I'm going to need some ridicule. Let's work. But

9:19

the Blues Brothers, right? How dare you. Acroid

9:24

and Belushi, they're the Turkey. Yeah,

9:27

fine. But the

9:29

the cadre and supporting

9:31

cast of like the greatest

9:33

musicians in American history. Yeah,

9:35

that's the side. Yeah.

9:38

That's why we're there. Yeah. Yeah.

9:40

Yeah. Yeah. Like the Turkey is

9:42

essentially like the stars. Sure. But

9:45

we're there for the sides. Nobody's

9:47

getting second of Dan

9:49

Eckhart and John Belushi. Right.

9:52

And I would say, you know, the Turkey

9:54

is sometimes funny, like when it's wearing those

9:56

little paper chef hats on its little arm

9:58

stump. When

10:01

Mr. Bean get this has

10:03

is emphatically I swim says

10:05

murmured mister be get a

10:07

said sockets I did actually

10:09

ah I'm so glad. Excesses

10:11

that I loved zoom in

10:13

said to be seen ssssss

10:15

I'm watching so I'm watching

10:17

regular Blues brothers. In

10:19

the saying that as an adult live I just

10:21

sort of like. Accepted

10:23

unquestioningly that. As.

10:26

As it seems, Nora, you know, adolescent

10:28

when I first saw the Blues Brothers,

10:30

one's twelve Eleven. That.

10:34

I'm working hard to process as

10:36

an adult man. Is.

10:40

The astonishing commitment. That

10:43

Blue Sea and Ackroyd bring

10:45

to their. To. Their

10:47

singing to some extent. But.

10:50

They're singing is mostly just sort of

10:52

lackluster, frankly isn't, But. They're. Dancing

10:55

in particular I'm like I

10:57

truly can't tell to what

10:59

extent it's a joke. They're.

11:03

Not good at it. It's

11:05

not exactly funny. But

11:07

I did find it weirdly tournaments

11:09

and know what I'm like. To

11:12

me, there's like an element of

11:14

leg. When. I watch

11:16

it I think like well these guys are bad

11:18

at this. But. they

11:21

really giving it their hearts and

11:23

holes his which like. It

11:26

almost feels preposterous.

11:29

That. They build to see a crap and

11:31

a half as I explained how many new

11:33

one a like what how many more like

11:35

about it puts people like about it at

11:37

the time when I mean this is something

11:39

that I've. Been odd

11:41

by audibly on this program in

11:43

the past, but Lake of the

11:45

Blues Brothers have a live album

11:47

that went multi platinum. Isn't. like

11:50

of monumentally it was like and

11:52

numbers three pop or something like

11:54

then you could hear they were

11:57

danzig the whole misunderstood effect of

11:59

a snow My dad

12:01

had that album. I remember listening to it and being

12:03

like, and this is Dan Aykroyd.

12:06

Well, it was like Motown. He was

12:08

like Soul Man and you know.

12:11

And you know, as probably a

12:13

lot of people listening know, like the

12:16

band and the Blues Brothers is the

12:18

legitimate, it's like composed of the

12:20

greatest session musicians of soul music

12:23

ever. You know, guys that were in the

12:25

bar case or whatever. And

12:28

Josh, your dad having that album is something that

12:30

he had in common with every garage

12:33

sale from 1985 to 2004. Oh

12:37

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The

12:39

year I was born until the year I died. Yeah, exactly. It's

12:42

interesting that like, there's a

12:44

sequel vanity project, right? Blues

12:47

Brothers 2000 to what is

12:49

a vanity project, you know? It was like, these

12:51

guys were the most popular guys on the show

12:53

and they just wanted to do this. And

12:56

they just went Motown and wanted

12:58

to sing and dance. So they had to let them.

13:01

And so yeah, and then to

13:04

also have to sequelize that. Decades

13:06

later. Yeah, totally. It

13:08

was a real trend of things happening around

13:11

the year 2000 that just put 2000 in

13:13

the title, which

13:15

is age. Godzilla 2000. Godzilla

13:17

2000, there was the

13:19

Chronic 2001. Oh, sure. Right?

13:22

It was supposed to be Chronic 2000, but it didn't

13:24

come out on time, I think. Yeah, I think that's

13:27

true. Well, the Dr. Dre album

13:29

was just 2001, right? He

13:32

didn't have the rights to call it the Chronic by that

13:34

point. 2001 to Dre Odyssey. At

13:39

the end of Godzilla 2000, I

13:41

believe ends with the main characters

13:44

looking out at Godzilla destroying the

13:46

city and then saying, maybe there's a

13:48

little Godzilla in all of us. I

13:52

think as an adult,

13:57

in watching the Blues Brothers 2000, I think as the parent

14:00

of neurodivergent children, I have

14:03

really come to have immense

14:06

fondness for, like

14:09

extra fondness for Dan

14:11

Aykroyd's particular deeply

14:14

committed weirdness. That

14:18

like he really just is into

14:20

the shit. He has his special

14:22

interests and he's

14:25

also a genius and

14:27

he's just going to go for it. Early

14:29

on in my relationship with my wife, Maris,

14:32

her parents would routinely

14:34

buy us crystal skull vodka

14:37

as a gift because comedy, I

14:39

think. And so they would buy

14:41

us like a skull of a

14:43

glass skull full of vodka and

14:45

then would like inquire whether we'd

14:47

finished it so they could buy

14:50

us, like they could re-up our

14:52

vodka skull. How's the skull doing?

14:54

You just got a stack of

14:56

the skull. You need a full skull? And

14:58

they came with little skull shot

15:00

glasses. So you could pour from

15:02

a skull into a skull you

15:05

could drink directly out of. The

15:07

shot glasses were baby skulls. I

15:09

guess what else could they be?

15:11

Yeah. I think as soon as

15:13

I learned that Dan Aykroyd wrote

15:17

Ghostbusters because he

15:19

believes in ghosts and comes from

15:21

a family of ghost enthusiasts, I

15:25

was like, oh

15:27

yeah, that's way better. That's

15:31

essentially what the Blues Brothers is

15:34

too. Like it's just a very

15:36

sincere declaration

15:39

of love for the thing that I also

15:41

love. So Blues

15:43

Brothers 2000 is amazing

15:45

because it's sort of like,

15:48

you know, granted I'm 40 minutes into this

15:50

two hour long film and I watched

15:52

the other hour in 20 minutes, 20 years ago, 25

15:54

years ago in a movie

15:56

theater. But like it is, like

15:59

there's fun. The a right up top. It's

16:01

like really charming and funny. And

16:04

then. They sing.

16:08

Endured in it's just. As

16:10

inexplicable as it was in

16:12

Original Blues Brothers that they're

16:15

singing. Giving

16:17

Dan Ackroyd character in The

16:19

Blues Brothers a big so

16:21

low number. Flames

16:24

link in the regular Blues

16:27

Brothers Blue Sea sayings. Please.

16:30

Not a strong singer, but

16:32

you know he does what

16:34

he does. And then Dan

16:36

Ackroyd goes, oh yeah, or

16:38

without addressing. Now on, I'll

16:40

certainly stairs it's Thirst. He

16:42

sings a full song. It

16:45

is goofy Dan Ackroyd voice.

16:47

Is. The Weirdest Sit In the

16:49

World. Then John Goodman sings

16:51

another song. Before

16:54

you even get to Aretha Franklin singing

16:56

a song, you have to wait through

16:58

two different guy songs and half an

17:01

hour of movie before you get to

17:03

anyone good singing a song. And.

17:07

That's. Before you get to the. And

17:10

there's a good. Be. Added

17:12

they have stayed took they put three

17:15

guys in it. Besides.

17:17

The to replace John Belushi.

17:21

Three. Different guys, pick one of those

17:23

guys and Jesse if I know. If

17:25

I know Grace, you going to be

17:27

plan the and Sixty Four game here

17:29

pretty soon, right? Can I tell you

17:31

something? This is. I was preparation to

17:33

play the boots Brothers did to the

17:35

Sixty Four. Damn right. A Grace understands

17:37

though like a canonical significant surface, the

17:39

great. I. Was making hundred and sorta

17:41

if is the kid back then. So I

17:43

I was making dinner tonight. Jordan. We.

17:46

Laugh and just bars making

17:48

dinner tonight me and. Is

17:51

the greatest burst into the kitchen.

17:54

And She said. Jesse.

17:57

Pretty. Red Dad. There.

18:00

Blues Brothers any as game. And

18:02

I was like oh my gosh, really, it's gotta be

18:04

a platform or right? I'd like to connect with my

18:06

daughter about. Game words.

18:09

And she says. Yeah. And

18:12

I was like they probably just throw their hats had

18:14

their enemies right? She. says ah, probably

18:16

just a projectile comes out of their

18:18

stomach area. Is this

18:21

magnificent Tesla? Yeah. probably. They make

18:23

great Guess straight guess did not

18:25

have to make sense. Lindsay see

18:27

last. And then about fifteen

18:29

minutes later I was just finishing up dinner

18:31

ck she came back in and she said.

18:34

There's. A Blues Brothers two

18:37

thousand game for Nintendo. Sixty

18:39

four. So.

18:41

You'd objects you are having the

18:44

juice. Businesses.

18:47

Here Vanity Project sequel.

18:50

Goes. Straight to theaters and straight

18:52

to video. De sus ssssss Say

18:55

night it's I just wanna hear

18:57

the Little Chip Tune version of

18:59

Proud Mary. And.

19:02

Jordan? Did you do know anything about the

19:05

Nintendo Sixty Four, Blues Brothers Two Thousand game?

19:07

But not just only that it exists. I

19:09

have no no other information for you, but

19:11

I'm sure you'll become an expert here very

19:14

soon. I do. I do want

19:16

to say something about the Blues Brothers. Two thousand.

19:19

Yes, Mister. I'm

19:21

I had with it. Me:

19:23

I just ssssss. I'm like

19:25

joking like. It. So

19:27

misbegotten. Obviously There was so much

19:30

of it that I liked. When.

19:33

You add a out that there is

19:35

evidence genie on. I bet you're experiencing

19:37

some. They don't make em like this

19:39

anymore right? Like we don't get those

19:42

kind of broad characters comedies anymore. So

19:44

like when Barb and Star comes out.

19:46

Oh my. I mean bargains are is actually

19:48

gray. live on like that. I think it

19:50

was used all the more because they don't

19:52

make em like this anymore. so

19:55

i think when you do go back and revisit some of

19:57

those like john or is that we don't see there's a

19:59

like But it's harder to hate. And

20:02

I think in 2000 or whatever, there

20:04

were probably some really good comedies that

20:06

came out. So

20:09

it suffered in comparison.

20:11

But I think now

20:13

we don't get so many of those. What's

20:16

it been? Six months since Bottoms? So

20:19

just seeing a theatrical comedy is kind

20:21

of fun. Yeah. Dicks the

20:23

Musical was so delightful to me for that

20:25

reason. Oh, I haven't seen Dicks the Musical.

20:27

This is dumb as hell in a way

20:29

movies haven't been for me since the 90s

20:31

and early aughts. Can I ask you a

20:34

question about Dicks the Musical, Josh? Yeah.

20:36

Does it have Erykah Badu? It

20:38

does not have Erykah Badu, I don't think. I

20:41

think that's what my nostalgia is for, a time

20:43

when Erykah Badu was in a movie. Yeah.

20:47

The second thing is that the

20:49

musical performances in the original Booze

20:51

Brothers are truly like, not to

20:53

harp on it, they're like, oh,

20:55

these are like great, great musicians.

20:57

And so like, even if the

20:59

rest of it was just cartilage, like

21:01

truly, even if they were just showing

21:03

Dan Aykroyd's meniscus for like four minute

21:06

stretches, you would still be like, well

21:08

it's worth it to get to these delightful

21:10

performances. There was a part in the

21:12

credit sequence of Booze Brothers 2000 where my

21:14

daughter, who comes

21:18

from a different generation and was not doing a

21:21

bit, turned to me and she said, Booze,

21:24

traveler, is that a person? That

21:29

makes sense. Booze

21:31

Traveler, even if you played her the music, she

21:34

would react like I did to the Booze

21:36

Brothers record album. She'd be like, are

21:39

you guys a real band? My

21:44

youngest kid did a bit just now that

21:47

was in the same cultural area, which is she's going

21:52

around the house singing

21:55

what she calls a song from Trek, which is All

21:58

Star by Smash Mouth. An

22:01

Earthy is a strong. Or.

22:03

Coherent. So.

22:06

But. It's was very loud. Very.

22:09

Loud. And. So she's

22:11

going around singing not as sharp

22:13

as to land a sad very

22:16

good as I thought that like

22:18

a small seven year old Fred

22:20

Snyder kindness and then of me

22:22

I had a friend Schneider equal

22:25

yell thing in Mn. my. My

22:28

middle child. Yells. At her.

22:30

Ah. That's

22:32

too loud. And

22:34

this Frankie my younger kid goes. Not.

22:39

Sharpest tool. Ah, bring

22:41

it on das. Ah,

22:46

maps your we'll just thrilled Jazzy Snap

22:48

yeah ah we're didn't work it And

22:50

Josh you are get new on a

22:52

fun damn everyday spawn day with you

22:55

but this is particularly fun. You've got

22:57

a little color you've come from the

22:59

see I am. I've been same as

23:01

everyone A people don't care for. I

23:04

haven't heard from C B S S.

23:06

I returned from the sea to land.

23:08

With drugs effects. But I think before we

23:11

get to your see adventures jesse you at

23:13

a New York question for Josh. Oh I

23:15

do have a New York question for you-do

23:17

you ever do Realising that Am Radio. In

23:20

New York. I

23:22

have. I heard a snippet of it yesterday

23:24

in a cab on the way home from

23:27

the airport, but usually I doubt. I.

23:30

I was listening to. The.

23:32

Mets game. On. My.

23:35

Mlb. App. And.

23:39

these days like they sold the advertising

23:41

rights to the baseball games to some

23:43

buy gas company or whatever so you

23:45

can view they usually have digital he

23:48

inserted you know national advertisements when you

23:50

listen to it but so does it

23:52

say darod call talking about i you

23:54

to buy a match to serve as

23:56

know that some things are not so

23:59

so now Most games

24:01

they just have regular insurance

24:03

ads, right? But

24:09

because it's spring training, they don't

24:11

sell those ads nationally, I guess,

24:13

so they just run the WFAN

24:15

ads or whatever. And

24:18

most of them are

24:21

from genres that I recognize from listening

24:23

to the ballgame and the sports talk

24:25

radio station growing up, right? And

24:29

they're Giants games on KNBR and they

24:31

run the KNBR ads. It's the same

24:33

Shane company advertisements that it was when

24:35

I was 15. But

24:39

on WFAN, there's

24:41

these ads that run for

24:45

the Plumbers

24:47

Union. I believe it's the Plumbers

24:49

Union. Okay, where

24:52

it's just like

24:54

a parody of a New York guy

24:58

who just, he just comes on and he's like,

25:01

and he's like, New York

25:03

Plumbers Union number 224 is a group of 2,000 plumbers that

25:09

do work on all kinds of projects

25:11

from small to large, including the Javits

25:13

Center and

25:15

has been existing for over 42 years. And

25:21

that's it. There's no like higher

25:23

union plumbers. It's

25:25

just an announcement that they are plumbers.

25:27

It's like back in the day when

25:30

they'd be like, Milk, remember milk. Yeah,

25:32

got it. You

25:35

all love this for some reason. So

25:38

I similarly, so I don't know this

25:41

ad because my radio

25:43

listening days don't really have any

25:45

attachment to like, especially New York

25:47

AM radio, but I listened to

25:50

basketball on the NBA app

25:52

and I listened to the Celtics games

25:54

and there is very similarly an ad

25:56

that I Don't even know what the companies

25:58

will, but they're like, We have a. The relationship with

26:00

Union Carpenters so I consider that satellites

26:03

And it was. I appreciate. But it

26:05

does. It's like you better fucking dog.

26:07

don't go fucking around with happened as

26:10

union else on this is the second

26:12

hamish already. I love it. It's like

26:14

I there's like regional. Everything

26:17

is set on Yelp. Yeah yeah, Hire

26:19

an unlicensed gop and that, Don't you

26:21

Think Seven God You think Kevin Garnett

26:23

would use a fucking scared Away you

26:26

use if you used on Union topic

26:28

this Kevin Garnett with Bass his head

26:30

writer you're Hot and Dry wall. Be

26:33

as soon as presents a

26:36

buff remember tracing paper about

26:38

what traits so bad? it's

26:40

just a list of things

26:42

plumbers do. There's. No call

26:45

to action. It's. Like they

26:47

just they all voted. Wouldn't it

26:49

be cool? If. We heard

26:51

our bosses voice on the

26:53

on the baseball did. You

26:55

not? I mean by yeah, Like big

26:57

they got it as some extra do that

26:59

the end of the year and they're just

27:01

like there's The union. President was like. Hey.

27:04

Wouldn't it be fine if I said something

27:06

about plumbers on the Mets game. Errors

27:08

were yeah, that would be great.

27:10

I'm far. I. Like here

27:13

in it, I like your own

27:15

stuff. Death and everything. So national

27:17

that I just like love. Local.

27:20

Adds more than ever. It's

27:23

all you need or by only I live

27:25

for. Injury. Personal

27:27

Injury Lawyers with. Locally

27:31

famous athletes like second and

27:33

third tier. Sports. Stars

27:35

wearing janeiro sized uniforms in

27:37

their team colors. Brian.

27:39

Urlacher for as the Chicago

27:41

Bears I believe holocene linebacker.

27:43

There's billboards all over the

27:45

Chicago land area that see

27:47

like hair lacquer and he's

27:49

had hair transplants. Can I.

27:53

Ask ah. he's like the

27:55

hairdryer atlanta guy as a cargo for here

27:57

to influence in a recent article where would

27:59

you guys draw a line to

28:01

appear, let's say that our marginal

28:04

national celebrity were

28:06

localized, right? Like let's say

28:09

that we could take our- Basically is Portland.

28:13

That's fair. We're basically Portland local celebrities

28:15

who don't live there. But

28:17

let's say we could take our national audience and

28:20

put it all in one mid-market. Okay.

28:22

Like put it in Minneapolis or something

28:24

so that we were meaningful in that

28:26

place, right? We're obviously meaningless nationally.

28:29

I want to make that clear. But

28:31

if we could- You could take all our fans and put

28:33

them in one city. Yeah. It might

28:35

make us as famous as a

28:38

60-year-old Brian Erlacher is in Chicago.

28:41

I doubt it, but

28:43

okay. I'll go with

28:45

you on this. Yeah. Okay.

28:48

I'm taking that back. You're fucking crazy, but-

28:50

As famous as the morning host is on

28:52

the local sports talk stage. Okay. That's

28:55

really the level of- Yeah. Yeah.

28:58

I think that's fair. Where is

29:00

the line that you would

29:02

draw endorsing something and

29:04

doing commercials for it and you just get

29:06

the thing for free? Like

29:09

at what point do you say that's not

29:11

enough? Like would free mattresses for everyone in

29:13

your family be enough? Like

29:17

obviously Dave Fleming, the play-by-play

29:19

voice of the San Francisco Giants, he

29:22

got himself a nice Chevy Silverado. And

29:25

so he does the Chevy commercials, right?

29:28

There's no question in my mind, I'm not going

29:30

to speak for you guys, but if somebody offered

29:32

me a nice Chevy Silverado, I'd do the Chevy

29:34

commercials. Sure. You are.

29:37

But what about hair transplants? I

29:39

get more hair than I need to know what to do with

29:42

Jesse. I don't need any more of this shit. Yeah.

29:44

I mean, my idea is that we would send out some of your hair and

29:47

give it to me and Josh. So

29:50

you'd have a chance to deal with the excess

29:52

and we would get a little something-something. A little

29:54

something up top as they like to say. Josh,

29:56

you get a lot of- I

29:58

think a little on the top. That'd

30:00

be a fun hair transplant

30:02

there. Josh, you

30:04

get some head stuff and Jesse, you get the

30:06

pubes. You

30:09

can put them anywhere but you will get the pubes. You can

30:11

put them anywhere. No one will know they're pubes. You

30:14

can thicken up your existing pubes. Yeah. You

30:16

can put them on top. Honestly, I like

30:19

them on soup. So

30:23

where do you think, what level of service

30:25

would you draw the line at for, you

30:27

get it for free? I

30:30

would like to eat for free at a local restaurant. That

30:32

would be my number one thing to want to do. I

30:35

will say my number one local

30:37

famous job, if we're

30:39

talking broadcasting. And

30:42

this is on my mind. We're recording

30:44

this on St. Patty's Day. My

30:46

number one local famous broadcast job would

30:48

be broadcasting live from the

30:50

Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day. I think that,

30:52

I would love to do that. I'd love to

30:55

just be there in the thick of it. Open

30:59

my finger on the bleep button for when

31:01

some drunk guy says the C word. That's

31:05

what I want more than anything. Yeah, maybe

31:07

if I do that and then I just

31:10

get free drinks

31:12

and apps for life at O'Sham

31:16

Rock Hands or whatever. Yeah,

31:18

because this is the thing. Josh,

31:20

I know exactly where you're coming

31:22

from with wanting

31:26

free food from a particular

31:29

because the appeal is immense. If

31:33

I could get free food and drink whenever

31:35

I wanted from love, they have a Mexican restaurant

31:37

down the street from a house that I love,

31:40

that would be the greatest dream. But

31:44

that's not who advertises on Sports

31:46

Talk Radio. You're

31:50

getting unlimited free food from

31:53

a sports bar

31:55

restaurant that aspires to be a

31:57

chain but isn't. one

32:00

location in the loop, one in

32:02

Evanston. So

32:05

is that worth it? Maybe you're getting a Ruth's

32:07

Chris. Now, if

32:10

it's Ruth's Chris, and I'm Rush Limbaugh,

32:15

it is and you are. Jesse,

32:18

we're putting his soul into your body and

32:20

we wanted to surprise you. We've

32:24

been saving his soul. I'm just surprised

32:26

you found one. Wow.

32:31

Satire. Still

32:33

alive. We could tell that dead guy.

32:37

If it's Laurie's the prime rib, if

32:39

it's Ruth's Chris, yes,

32:42

of course. But what if it's

32:44

a Meechey's Italian pizzeria in

32:47

Berlin game? If it's

32:49

a place that I would like

32:51

to eat occasionally, I'm still in. Yeah.

32:54

And if, as long as it's not somewhere that I'm

32:56

like, I would never eat here and people

32:59

are going to be mad that I told them to

33:02

eat there. I don't

33:04

want that mostly people being like, I went to

33:06

the pizzeria and I'll tell you what a re

33:08

I had diarrhea. Yeah.

33:11

That I don't want that in my life. What

33:13

are your top areas? Let's

33:17

rank the area. Pearlman number one. How

33:23

often do you think you're eating at this restaurant? Josh,

33:26

I would say this is like a

33:28

B B minus restaurant. It's like a

33:30

totally fine, unremarkable,

33:32

you know, if we're

33:35

using a Meechey's, if it's,

33:38

you know, B P minus P

33:40

minus Italian is I could do that once a

33:42

week. Yeah. Yeah.

33:44

Maybe like make it my Wednesday in my

33:46

Wednesday lunch or something. I'm still

33:48

picturing it being like back home where I grew

33:50

up. And I'm like, if this is a place

33:53

I can take my parents when I come home,

33:56

then they like it fine. That's great. I would

33:58

love that. And that would be here. You're

34:00

doing the commercials in

34:03

order to get a free

34:05

meal each

34:07

time you fly to Massachusetts.

34:11

Usually in Amtrak. If you

34:13

Amtrak, sorry, my West Coast Bias is

34:15

speaking. Things are close

34:17

together here. You

34:19

take the Acela to

34:22

your mom's every

34:25

other month. One

34:27

meal every other month. Six free meals

34:29

a year is enough for you

34:31

to be the

34:34

regular radio spokesperson and

34:37

appear on billboards for Amici's.

34:39

I think it would be funny. It

34:44

would be so funny for people that I went

34:46

to high school with who would be calling me

34:48

like, why did this happen?

34:52

And you're like, you don't understand. I

34:54

took my national audience and I

34:56

localized it in Minneapolis. So yeah,

34:59

I think that that's, I would

35:01

do it because I think it's

35:03

funny. Like almost anything, unless

35:05

I think it's actively going to harm people. Yeah, put

35:07

me on the billboard. I don't give a shit. There's

35:11

a sandwich restaurant literally a

35:13

mile from where I sit in my home right now

35:16

that has 12, 14

35:19

sandwiches named after public radio personalities and none

35:21

of them is me. See,

35:24

that's the level of fame I have

35:26

in Los Angeles. I can't even crack

35:28

the top 15 public radio personalities at

35:31

a restaurant. Have

35:33

you tried walking around with coleslaw all over

35:35

you? Jordan,

35:38

the Jesse Thorne is just Jesse Thorne

35:40

covered in coleslaw. It's

35:43

the guy. Well you

35:45

know, normally people would just put mustard

35:47

in mayo, but the coleslaw adds a

35:49

cool snap. Right. Yeah. And

35:51

people just get people thinking sandwich. I

35:54

think people don't, when they think of

35:56

you, they're not necessarily thinking sandwich. But if

35:58

you're covered in slaw. I

36:00

wear a bread. There goes that sandwich

36:02

bread hat. Oh, I don't have

36:05

bread shoes You don't know if you need bread shoes. Yeah,

36:07

people are just like there's a piece of bread. Yeah Why

36:12

did someone put bread on top of that

36:14

stan a meat shirt couldn't hurt Mm-hmm

36:18

Listen this human sandwich pit is going great, but

36:21

Josh has been on a sea adventure We'll

36:23

come back to human sandwich later But

36:27

Josh you just came back from

36:29

the Jonathan Colton cruise It's

36:31

a comedy and music Extravaganza if you're listening to

36:33

the show you probably know what it is. What

36:36

was it like to cruise? So

36:38

it's wonderful. I I've

36:40

done two of these Jungle

36:43

cruise it's such a joy to be

36:45

a part of I was there last year

36:47

and it was so fun And then this

36:49

year I was so excited to

36:52

come back, but it was under Someone

36:54

got sick and I got I filled it last

36:56

minute So I did have fun, but I did

36:59

have to we know Matt Rife got sick. Yeah,

37:01

I explained I mean it is Barely

37:04

more sensible that I don't just

37:07

I was I was around But

37:10

it was Maria Bamford was which I hope she's doing better

37:12

now Um, that's not a secret that she was a little

37:14

under the weather So

37:16

so I know that cuz she accidentally emailed

37:18

me instead of a republicist whose name is

37:20

Jess She

37:23

happened to email and say hey guys, I'm really

37:25

I'm really sick. I can't I can't do something

37:28

I don't remember what it was. That's how I

37:30

know that Maria was sick once in

37:32

a while She actually emails me instead of her publicist.

37:34

Yes That how how often

37:36

how many times total does that happen? three

37:41

But I mean we're talking about three and eight years,

37:43

you know, it's not like it's constantly happening noteworthy No,

37:45

that's true. Well, they so they called me. I was

37:47

like, I would love to do it. Have you tried

37:49

Matt Rife? kind

37:52

of the midpoint between me and Maria Bamford and Yeah,

37:57

and it was delightful. It's so fun.

37:59

I am extraordinarily skeptical

38:02

of cruises otherwise. I've done this

38:04

one twice which is in so fun both

38:06

times and then I've been on one other

38:09

cruise total and I would

38:12

mostly not recommend it except for this

38:14

particular cruise. What is your,

38:17

just before we hear what you don't

38:19

like about a non comedy cruise, what

38:21

is Josh Gondelman's ideal

38:23

vacation? Oh I think

38:27

my wife Maris and I have gotten into a

38:29

real sitting around mode on vacation. So you

38:31

go somewhere in nice weather, we chill, we

38:33

read books. I do like a couple things

38:36

to do like you go I just went

38:38

to a weird museum one day and then

38:40

you know but I don't, and

38:43

I come from a road trip vacation family.

38:45

Right okay. But because I do so

38:47

much of that type of travel for

38:49

work I don't insist upon

38:51

that when my wife and I have time for leisure

38:53

as well. Now you're a traveling salesman.

38:56

I'm a traveling salesman mostly.

38:59

Trombones. How many have sold this

39:01

year? About 75, 77? I'm trying to get up there.

39:07

You know one town I got

39:09

into the 70s and that was

39:11

an outlier and most of

39:13

the places I kind of go and I leave

39:15

right and that's like a pretty, that's like kind

39:17

of my system as a traveling salesman. But this

39:19

one I stuck around selling love

39:22

with a librarian, had to learn how

39:24

to teach the kids to play music.

39:26

There's a whole fiasco. In

39:29

the end, that's pretty entertaining though. Maybe

39:31

they learned to do it through my magic

39:33

made up so maybe not otherwise, in other

39:35

ways somehow I'm the hero of this story.

39:37

Yeah they thought I was very cool in

39:39

that town. Yeah. Some of the kids had

39:41

just never seen that many trumpets in one

39:43

place so they were pretty hyped about it.

39:45

They're just like fuck that's a lot of

39:47

trumpets and I was like don't swear but

39:49

it is a shitload of trumpets. I

39:51

mean when we did boatparty.biz, the

39:53

max fund crews many years ago,

39:57

you know I mean I'm I'm

40:00

not a sit around on vacation person at all.

40:02

It's like the last thing I want to do.

40:04

I want to go to two different museums every

40:06

day. But I have

40:08

a fucking great time. The

40:11

first time we went on it, I was like, oh,

40:14

this is awesome. But

40:16

a big part of that experience that's

40:18

different from Colton's Cruise,

40:21

I think, is that Colton's

40:23

Cruise has become such an institution

40:25

that they take over a ship.

40:27

Yeah. A

40:30

weird part of the

40:32

Max Fund, the Bo Party that biz, was

40:35

you're hanging out with Kurt

40:38

Brownholer and John Darniel of the Mountain

40:41

Goats, and then just like 2,000 people

40:43

that are on a regular cruise.

40:48

But on the Colton Cruise, it's

40:51

just all Colton people.

40:53

Yeah. It's really lovely.

40:55

It becomes a very wonderful community. There's

40:57

a lot of great comedians,

41:00

writers, musicians, people who do

41:02

streaming shows and stuff. It's

41:05

a very cool hangout. And the people that are

41:07

on the ship as just like, this

41:10

is our vacation, are into that. That's what

41:12

they're there for, at least in part two.

41:14

So everyone's very lovely and they know what

41:16

the deal is. You're

41:20

not hanging out, oh, this is one of the

41:22

coolest shows I've seen all year. And then you

41:24

walk outside and some guy is just puking, just

41:26

being like, oh, thank goodness I'm away

41:28

from my kids. Yeah,

41:32

that's what happens on most cruises. How

41:35

much shrimp was available to you? I

41:37

had a couple of shrimps here and there. Couple

41:40

of shrimps? How many were you talking? Over

41:42

the course of the week? Yeah. Seven?

41:45

Huh. Okay. That

41:47

seems small. I mean, maybe you're not as shrimp crazy

41:50

as I am. No, I love a shrimp. But there

41:52

wasn't any like, I'm just going to take a fistful

41:54

of shrimp here. They

41:56

were all like part of other dishes. You had to

41:58

go, yeah, you couldn't. a bunch

42:00

of cheese cubes. I haven't been

42:02

on a cruise, but from what

42:04

I understand, in my imagination, I'm

42:06

just taking pocket shrimp. I'm

42:09

just getting some. I don't know. Maybe in

42:11

the elevator, I'll want a couple. I

42:14

feel like I ate a lot of

42:16

shrimp on boatparty.biz. I'm going to talk

42:18

to Colton about this. If

42:20

you go back, I'm going to talk to Jonathan about this

42:23

and see if he

42:25

can do something about this, because I do think you're

42:27

going to need ... What about king crab

42:29

legs? Did you have any of those? I

42:32

didn't have a single crab leg from any

42:34

branch of the monarchy. Josh, I have a

42:36

question for you. Speaking as your representative, would

42:38

you be comfortable if

42:41

I told Jonathan that

42:43

Wil Wheaton was starting a competing

42:45

cruise and was offering

42:48

unlimited king crab legs, and

42:51

if Jonathan wanted you back, he'd

42:53

have to match? I

42:56

don't ... I'm

42:59

going to say no in that, partly

43:02

because I just did the cruise

43:04

two years in a row, and I think he would

43:06

be like, oh, we're not having him back next year

43:08

anyway, and my heart couldn't take the rejection.

43:10

I would pin it on the crab legs, but I

43:12

would know it's me. How about this?

43:15

I go to Wil Wheaton from

43:18

Star Trek the next generation. Wil Wheaton was there last year?

43:21

I go to Wil Wheaton from Star Trek

43:23

the next generation. I tell him, you're starting

43:25

a cruise with unlimited ... Okay,

43:27

this I can get behind. I

43:29

have your family. If you want

43:31

to see them again, start a

43:34

cruise. What I was really objecting

43:36

to was you using leverage that

43:38

didn't exist to make a threat

43:40

on my behalf, but if

43:43

you can get me crab legs on a new cruise,

43:45

I'm there. I'm not afraid to

43:47

threaten Wheaton. Listen,

43:50

we all ... Listen, we have some baseless

43:52

threats to make. Let's take a little break,

43:55

take our threats, and come back for a little bit more.

43:58

We'll be back in just a second with Jordan and Jessica. It's

44:13

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lighting up that clea lamp. April

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14th, noon to 2pm

49:03

at Golden Apple Comics here in LA. Not

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only will I be signing comic

49:07

books, more importantly, our friend Elliot Kalin

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will be there signing comic books as well. The

49:12

two of you are teaming up. We're teaming up

49:14

and it's not just the two of us. It's

49:16

also Amy Chase, Casey Gilly and Ryan Cady. We're

49:18

all going to be there 12 to 2

49:20

Golden Apple Comics, April 14th. I'm going

49:23

to be signing a new Archie thing. Elliot's going

49:25

to be signing his new Hercules comic. Amy

49:28

and Casey will be signing Dungeons and Dragons

49:30

stuff and My Little Pony stuff. Since

49:33

we got some kid stuff available, we encourage you

49:35

to bring the family. That's

49:37

April 14th, 12 to 2pm at Golden

49:39

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49:41

in the LA area, and why aren't

49:43

you? Get your ass to SoCal, baby.

49:45

But if not, you can

49:47

get all this stuff through the mail. Golden Apple ships anywhere. So

49:49

if you want some signed books from me, Elliot,

49:52

Ryan, Amy or Casey hit up Golden

49:54

Apple Comics. They'll hook you up. Elliot's

49:57

comic is based on the Disney Hercules,

49:59

right? He did a Hades comic based

50:01

on the villain and this is this is this

50:03

is the Hercules Installment. I

50:05

think this is a good time for

50:07

me to announce. Yes. I am working

50:10

on a comic adaptation of that behind-the-scenes

50:12

documentary about Hercules

50:14

that they won't let you watch

50:16

hmm because wait. No, that's

50:18

the Emperor's New Group This

50:21

project sounds like it's doomed. You don't even know

50:24

what documentary you're making a comic I wrote a

50:26

lot of stuff about Sting getting taken off the

50:28

project You know, I can't use any of

50:30

it because it was all about the Emperor's New

50:32

Group I wrote an entire arc about the Disney

50:35

brass falling in love with David Spade It's

50:38

an important part of that movie. Listen, we're

50:40

all excited for your book But

50:43

we'd love to see everybody out there at Golden Apple

50:45

Comics. You know what? I'm gonna write something about the

50:47

Black Cauldron There you go.

50:49

There you go, buddy. Yeah, just from

50:52

from the ashes Rises of Phoenix Yeah,

50:54

it's like Don Bluth Adding

50:57

more and more weird stuff. Oh,

50:59

yeah, this is about you know, Don Bluth worked

51:01

on that. I think you did interesting Maybe I'm

51:03

wrong. Sure. You know what write

51:05

in At Jordan

51:07

underscore Morris. Yeah on Twitter. That's me

51:09

Yeah, let me know what Don Bluth

51:11

was and wasn't involved with we've also

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Which is where Jordan Jesse go listeners can

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boy Rob for baby Elise It

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says happy anniversary to my favorite

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you stinky in my die-die I

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hope yes a happy

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a stinky anniversary? Can I tell you something

51:45

that our friend Ben Harrison's baby? Said

51:48

today sure. I I didn't

51:50

hear the baby say this but

51:52

Ben related it to me When

51:54

we were walking our dogs He

51:57

said he farted really loud

52:00

And then he said, haha funny

52:02

fart nice Nice.

52:05

Well, hey, baby Elise and summer

52:07

boy Rob Hope you are having

52:09

many a funny fart on your

52:12

anniversary Take your take your

52:14

loved one to eat all the beans they can

52:16

put in their little mouths What

52:18

do you think his favorite baby was last year? Oh,

52:21

I don't know. Well, baby Jessica. She got out

52:23

of that well, that's true I was

52:26

in 2023, right? Uh, yeah, I

52:28

guess I mean what is time

52:30

anymore, right? What is time? We'll

52:32

be back in just a second on Jordan, Jessica It's

52:46

Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse for an America's

52:48

radio sweetheart Jordan Morris boy detective Josh

52:51

Gondelman leg legs the Pirates Made

52:55

out of legs. Yeah, I get to look at

52:57

a leg. Nothing brag man. That's fucked up My

53:02

left legs made out of right leg and my right legs made out of

53:04

left man, I Hate

53:07

looking at you Yeah,

53:09

you was awful slightly unsettling. You can't

53:11

tell why right? Yeah, exactly. You're walking

53:13

a little funny Hey,

53:16

I know we have some stuff to get to but

53:18

I think I promised in the last segment that would

53:21

kind of come back to Riff

53:23

about making Jesse a sandwich man. So the

53:25

sandwich place names a sandwich after him, right?

53:27

Yeah, I have a bread hat and then

53:29

it would need bread shoes and he's here.

53:32

You're just recapping a meat shirt Yeah, um,

53:34

I've got an addition. Yeah, sure. I did.

53:36

Yeah, go please condom pants

53:38

not condom pants, but condom pants

53:42

Condiment pants. Yeah, and I was

53:44

gonna say pickle slice glasses. Can

53:46

I so I think that

53:48

I think we got ourselves a sandwich man Can I

53:50

ask a quick follow-up to Josh Jordan?

53:53

Yeah, yeah, so you mentioned

53:55

the Conda pants which

53:57

Are pants covered in condiments.? No, no, no.

54:00

The opiate made him kind of. It's. Okay,

54:03

well here's my question. Yeah I.

54:05

Really get so hard on my question so. Would.

54:08

It be I already spent the money on the

54:10

condom pants. will be okay if I discovered does

54:12

with condiment. Nothing. Of

54:14

I just very later the money. Is

54:17

your body's just fills the condoms with

54:20

Manny's Jesse's what is my my pants?

54:22

my choice. What an office? What is

54:24

mayonnaise but com you can eat if

54:27

is a good news say that like

54:29

you get if he. ah now you're

54:31

right, I can eat com essa. Sit

54:34

at a number. Of

54:36

had so don't. Have.

54:40

A voice Josh: what's your cover here. With.

54:44

Russia. Oh sorry you missed. It

54:46

needs to. Be

54:51

an almond milk and start universe drinking a

54:53

glass of water. Act as the good

54:55

yoshi for Be Kissed This album. Ah

54:57

yeah nope. Dung

55:00

they are yeah as now well and

55:03

he says he loves it just isn't

55:05

free to go to decipher a good

55:07

idea Yoshi. Or

55:11

yeah, I'm I'm I'm Sex by the Three of

55:13

Snows Absolutely never added I don't want to be.

55:15

I don't mean. To say I'm I'm not

55:17

insulting your super smart phones weren't I'm

55:19

not blaming I go ludicrous. Said cylinder

55:22

free like right as admiring Yes, Jordan

55:24

if the end of an episode of

55:26

are meaner, a level of Super Mario

55:28

Brothers. You know

55:31

how Mario jumps onto that flagpole?

55:33

Yep. That's. Yoshi Lightness

55:35

Freak Flag Fly Now

55:37

Yeah is. All

55:40

right. so we've been doing your

55:42

say' recalls. I read it on

55:44

the internet featuring some of the

55:46

most magical posts that our audience

55:48

has been sharing with us from

55:50

the exciting world of social media.

55:53

And. Again, We're. Not looking

55:56

for the most outrageous. We're.

55:59

Not. Looking for the most vulgar.

56:03

Were. Looking for a little. Element of

56:05

magic. Just. As

56:07

in be inspiration for this segment.

56:10

That. Post about. That

56:12

guy who's landlord. Said.

56:15

That the elevator broke because he carried his

56:17

harp on it too many times. This.

56:22

Is from our/confessions which feels

56:24

like it's probably gonna lot

56:26

of. Gaps.

56:28

In famous, fertile fertile ground for this kind

56:31

of thing. Ushers sub reddit. Assess.

56:34

Assess the ushers obsessed.

56:38

School at Fifteen million guys have fallen

56:40

below. You will have an app over

56:42

that. Our friend who went to see

56:44

Usher in Las Vegas and I get

56:46

on makes it reckitt A sir bucks

56:48

like acts money that has his face

56:50

on it. Yes worth the part of

56:52

history as I think before the or

56:54

as their as in his youth starting

56:56

he did that in a Serb. Costs

56:58

haven't picked. Up

57:00

as or a to have ever read

57:03

next on my gosh. or I think

57:05

I think I mean if usher bucks.

57:07

Circulate, They could devalue the dollar and then

57:09

those will be the. Richest. Strippers

57:11

On the strip. And stimulated

57:14

point. I think it's going to

57:16

supersede Bitcoin. See, I'm concerned about

57:18

electricity this being used by these

57:20

Usher Bucks Farms raises sure. Okay

57:23

services from our/ Confessions.

57:28

I'm. So desperate to have sex with a female. Plan

57:30

a kid. Take it. More

57:32

than anything, I just want a beautiful woman

57:34

with a clown costume, make up and big

57:37

red nose to have sweaty, passionate sex with.

57:39

A wanted lay on my bed. Take. A

57:41

big shoes off and let be sought some

57:44

liquor toes while jerky myself off while she

57:46

blows up condoms in makes them into balloon

57:48

animal. New paragraph. They.

57:52

i want to take off or clown

57:54

pants and clown underwear then start pulling

57:56

several feet of colored scarves and for

57:58

pussies once the scar her out, I

58:00

want to enter her. Then fuck her as she

58:03

honks her big red nose and times my thrusts.

58:05

I want her to do the clown laugh and

58:07

spray me with a squirt gun flower as I

58:09

come. I don't know why I

58:12

have this fantasy, but I do and it's killing

58:14

me. I want clown pussy. So bad it hurts.

58:17

And thank you for all the awards upvotes and comments

58:19

especially for those of you who have turned me on

58:21

to different subreddits and sites, etc. And

58:26

again, just like we love, we stan a

58:30

nasty king Yoshi. I

58:33

support this person who wants this clown pussy. I'm

58:36

wondering where are we

58:38

getting, like why

58:40

does this classic image of a clown persist?

58:43

Where do you even see this? Right?

58:45

Like where do you see a nose,

58:49

red nose, big shoes,

58:51

flower sprayin clown?

58:53

Like I don't even know if I saw that

58:55

as a child. Like where do these clown exist?

58:59

They closed the circus. The circus

59:01

went out of business. It's back

59:03

and the clowns don't wear makeup

59:05

anymore. Really? I just

59:08

learned that. How do you know who's

59:10

a clown and who's not? The

59:13

hijinks. Oh yeah. That's

59:15

a tip off. And they

59:17

do have scars in their

59:20

pussy. Yeah. If you

59:22

get a good look at the pussy, you can tell

59:24

the clowns from the humans. And no, I don't consider

59:26

clowns to be humans. The

59:29

thing that jumped out at me,

59:31

Jordan, because I was tracking big

59:34

clown shoes, clown pants, clown

59:36

nose. These things all track for me in

59:38

a classic image. Maybe I'd seen a velvet

59:40

painting or something. Clown

59:42

underwear was not something that

59:44

I was familiar with. You can fit 10

59:47

clowns in one pair of clown underwear. I

59:50

mean, this is my question.

59:52

The butt cheeks. Yeah. The

59:55

butt cheeks just keep coming. Leaving

59:58

aside, the question of what? Where the

1:00:00

classic clowns are in the world,

1:00:03

right? When

1:00:05

when I was I saw

1:00:07

the clown. Both of us

1:00:09

ssssss did. When

1:00:13

I was a child. My.

1:00:16

Dad loved the circus. My dad was a

1:00:18

total circus. Know, this guy was a total

1:00:20

circus not and I don't know if he

1:00:23

was a nasty freak about it. Yeah, as

1:00:25

a child I didn't Yeah. But he loved

1:00:27

the circus and he was always excited to

1:00:29

take me to the circus. And.

1:00:32

The. Big Circus, The Ringling Brothers, and Barnum

1:00:34

and Bailey Circus. On

1:00:37

the posters was a man

1:00:39

named Gun Sir Gable Williams

1:00:41

Diggers Member Guns or Gable

1:00:44

Williams No. No. He

1:00:47

was a Swedish or

1:00:49

Polish animal trainer. Who.

1:00:52

Looked. Like. He

1:00:54

had like like neck length

1:00:57

hair, you know like

1:00:59

grand eighties feathery. And.

1:01:02

Then he wore kind of

1:01:04

like a combination of a

1:01:06

circus outfit and that Tarzan

1:01:08

outfit. Yeah, sort

1:01:10

of. what? I know

1:01:13

this kind of circus iconography.

1:01:15

Sir Sequinned Vast combined with

1:01:17

Tarzan outfit kind of deal.

1:01:20

Yeah. And he was like a muscle

1:01:22

man. And then

1:01:24

he walked around with like a

1:01:26

leopard on his shoulders. And.

1:01:30

I just I guess just like. How.

1:01:33

Did the guy? With.

1:01:36

The leopard's become. Famous.

1:01:41

You. Know what I mean. Like the leopard's

1:01:43

I see why Vader came famous. They've

1:01:46

got that star quality and they did

1:01:48

tricks. Where. He is is the

1:01:50

audience surrogate As the human We can

1:01:52

imagine ourselves with the lepers because he's

1:01:54

there with them. I

1:01:57

guess. I mean I have a hard time. Or

1:02:00

maybe you imagine yourself with a leopard on

1:02:02

your shoulders. Again,

1:02:05

unless I see another man do it. Uses

1:02:07

Or a woman Or a

1:02:09

woman's Do you think they're

1:02:11

still like or like a

1:02:13

thing that hi roads you're

1:02:16

saying. Ah

1:02:18

say you for got a dozen

1:02:20

other leopard with a leopard or

1:02:22

that. Oh there's exactly this. This

1:02:24

is the problem with this isn't

1:02:26

going I do this bit about

1:02:28

because it's It's always funny to

1:02:31

me to condescendingly. Point. that

1:02:33

out in the situation where nobody med to the

1:02:35

aren't as the place because then i reflexively might.

1:02:38

Aura non binary person that cares

1:02:40

leopard routes but added Syria office

1:02:42

Ssssss yeah. Then I'm like

1:02:44

spiraling. Non binary people can be animals immerse. except are

1:02:46

you know what's in it? All rights issue and certainly

1:02:49

they should do that. But the Good: As much of

1:02:51

a new no kidding me? He

1:02:53

has think I should read untamed the

1:02:55

autobiography of Gunther Day, but Williams. Let's.

1:02:59

Read the read the blurb. I imagine you're looking

1:03:01

at it on on on Amazon or somethin. What's

1:03:03

the what's the blood of where he comes from?

1:03:05

Ssssss. This

1:03:09

polish Amazon records harder at least.

1:03:12

Five stars. A great friend.

1:03:15

I. Was Gunther his head elephant girl for

1:03:17

ten years? So this book meant a lot

1:03:19

to me in a trip back to the

1:03:21

circus. Free. He

1:03:23

was oh a trip back to the circus. Free.

1:03:26

He. Was a very talented and hard working man.

1:03:28

He never missed a day at work. used a

1:03:30

kid me if I complained of a cold or

1:03:32

feeling ill. He would put

1:03:34

his own record of cat attacks, horse

1:03:36

bites and elephants that tried to kill

1:03:39

him that week for me to look

1:03:41

at and I could not feel bad.

1:03:43

Him or her our our since we're

1:03:45

always turning Scope is guy afraid with

1:03:47

necessity. Now imagine if you're at work,

1:03:49

you're sick. And. Your boss is

1:03:51

like. Adapted

1:03:53

by a horse this week. so. it's

1:03:57

got a horse fight so i chose

1:03:59

it's thursday's you know The fucking elephants

1:04:01

are plotting against me. Yeah. Fucking

1:04:03

elephants. I

1:04:05

like this one. This one says, a true

1:04:08

lover of animals telling his story without the

1:04:10

use of a ghostwriter. Literally

1:04:12

the ghostwriter's name is underneath his

1:04:14

name on the cover. That's who

1:04:16

they were talking about. They were

1:04:19

like, the ghostwriter is a true

1:04:21

lover of animals. Yeah. I

1:04:23

didn't need a ghostwriter. Right. They

1:04:26

just needed a more famous guy. They did this project.

1:04:28

They did this project for cheap because they love animals

1:04:30

so much. They said, oh, I'll go write this book.

1:04:33

Charles Jr. wrote, was

1:04:35

a wonderful man and knew him personally.

1:04:37

Went out. Was a wonderful

1:04:40

man and knew him personally. Again, wow. How

1:04:42

many of these reviews are from personal friends?

1:04:44

I know. Do you think

1:04:46

that's like, that was an action item at his funeral? What

1:04:50

a wonderful man. Yes. His

1:04:52

last words, please review my book favorably on

1:04:54

Amazon. Like and subscribe.

1:04:58

It says, was a great loss to those who

1:05:01

knew him. This is all capital letters. Was

1:05:03

a great loss. It turns into capital letters. I

1:05:05

want to be clear. The part where it says,

1:05:07

was a wonderful man and knew him personally. This

1:05:10

is someone who made a choice, not a older

1:05:12

person who just left caps lock on. Exactly. Then

1:05:15

they switched to all capital letters. Was

1:05:18

a great loss to those who knew him.

1:05:20

He gave the world so much joy. He

1:05:22

was and forever will be what made Ringley

1:05:24

Brothers Circus. Very interesting.

1:05:26

If you want to know who he really

1:05:28

was. I'll tell you,

1:05:31

he didn't write that review. The fucking elephant. They would

1:05:33

have been dead every week. Are

1:05:38

there any reviews reminiscing about how many scarfs he could

1:05:40

fit in his pussy? This

1:05:44

one says one of a kind gone too soon. Had

1:05:47

privilege of seeing him perform. It's

1:05:50

almost like knowing him. Or

1:05:53

is it? I guess that's who would buy

1:05:55

the book. That I get.

1:05:57

So you sound perform. If I hadn't

1:05:59

seen a perform it would be a tough sell to get me to

1:06:01

buy this big. Who's this weird guy? Somebody

1:06:05

gave it a run. Somebody gave it

1:06:07

a run. Somebody gave it a run.

1:06:09

Somebody gave it one star, wrote boring,

1:06:11

and then underneath it,

1:06:13

it says, little excitement

1:06:15

here. This

1:06:18

person didn't read the book. They clearly didn't

1:06:20

read the book. It doesn't even seem to

1:06:22

be bitten by horses. You're

1:06:25

telling me his life story is boring. Can

1:06:29

I just tell you, speaking of people

1:06:31

who knew him, this one

1:06:33

is from Roy Gould. The

1:06:35

subject line of this five star review

1:06:37

is book... Book

1:06:47

dot dot dot. He fucked my wife while I

1:06:49

watched. Five star.

1:06:52

He was going at it like, you know

1:06:54

what I mean? I

1:07:00

have been looking for this book for quite a while. Used

1:07:02

to work with Gunther, down to Earth Man. How

1:07:04

many? Five stars. I knew Gunther's so excited

1:07:07

to read the book. What the fuck? I

1:07:09

don't think anybody I've known has ever reviewed

1:07:11

anything I've done. And

1:07:13

certainly not most of the review

1:07:15

being like, this is the guy I used

1:07:18

to work with. But wait, hold on. Three

1:07:20

out of five stars from Chloe

1:07:23

Catterill, 2011. Three

1:07:25

out of five stars. The headline is informative.

1:07:29

This is the review. An interesting

1:07:31

read only because I knew the man,

1:07:33

but not a literary masterpiece. This

1:07:36

guy has people nagging him that knew

1:07:38

him. Although they should all

1:07:40

start with book. Book,

1:07:43

not very interesting. Audio

1:07:47

book. This did it more for me. How

1:07:51

about this? Sheila wrote, I never liked

1:07:53

circuses, but I certainly would have visited

1:07:56

his after reading this book. Who

1:08:01

doesn't like circuses? Buys

1:08:05

and reads a copy of

1:08:07

Gunther Gable Williams' autobiography. Wow.

1:08:11

I think maybe you just like hunched her around. and

1:08:15

then he hunched his stuff. It's also, that sounds like

1:08:19

an old timey, like

1:08:22

you're the bee's knees, like I'd visit his circus.

1:08:26

Get under that big top. Peanuts,

1:08:29

popcorn, one of each please. God.

1:08:32

Wouldn't you guys love to be Gunther's

1:08:34

head elephant girl? That's

1:08:37

the dream, but for one year, much less

1:08:39

ten. Yeah, right? I would take a

1:08:41

horse bite for him. Something

1:08:44

in front of a horse. And

1:08:46

that's the horse's jaw. They're coming

1:08:49

down. We'll always

1:08:51

love you. You

1:08:55

guys want to take

1:08:58

a couple horse chomps and then come back for a little

1:09:00

bit more? We'll be back in just a second. We'll be

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1:09:22

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1:09:25

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Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne,

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America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy

1:10:56

detective. Josh Gondelman, the

1:10:59

face of Spinelli's

1:11:02

pizza in Worcester, Massachusetts.

1:11:05

Guys, just so you know, according

1:11:09

to circopedia.org, the

1:11:11

Wikipedia of circuses, in

1:11:14

1973, the American Guild

1:11:16

of Variety Artists named

1:11:18

Gunther Gable... Excuse me. In

1:11:22

1973, the American Guild

1:11:24

of Variety Artists named Gunther

1:11:26

Gable Williams Artist of the

1:11:28

Year. He even starred in

1:11:30

his own TV show, a CBS

1:11:33

special titled Lord of the Ring

1:11:35

with Tony Curtis. That sounds

1:11:37

great. Just one more. Do

1:11:41

you think Jamie Lee Curtis has any memories

1:11:43

of Gunther Gable Williams that you could share

1:11:45

with us? They're all, if you

1:11:47

read down far enough on his Amazon reviews,

1:11:50

it's like, I'm Jamie Lee Curtis.

1:11:53

This is also before the Lord

1:11:55

of the Rings films.

1:11:58

This is just a reference to the. the

1:12:00

books. Yeah. So

1:12:02

they're banking on, this is how famous

1:12:05

this circus man was. He

1:12:07

has a TV special with Tony Curtis

1:12:09

named after a fantasy,

1:12:11

a series of fantasy novels. Yeah.

1:12:15

And people are like, yeah, that's the guy. Can

1:12:19

I make one? I know we have to

1:12:21

wrap up and we have to hear what

1:12:23

Josh is up to, road dates, so forth.

1:12:26

Can I make one more addition to the

1:12:29

Jesse as sandwich man thing? Yeah,

1:12:32

that would be great. So right now, just

1:12:34

to recap, I have a hat made of

1:12:36

bread. I have bread shoes. I have a

1:12:38

meat shirt and I

1:12:40

have condo pants, which are either

1:12:43

pants made of condiments or

1:12:45

condom pants slathered with

1:12:48

condiments. And of course

1:12:50

I have pickle chip eyeglasses.

1:12:53

Yeah. So

1:12:55

I think if you're going out

1:12:57

just around the neighborhood with one

1:13:00

of your kids, dress them

1:13:02

up like a bag of Lay's. Right.

1:13:06

So my kids would be dressed as

1:13:08

Lay's potato chips, the potato chips that

1:13:11

you only get at

1:13:13

a sandwich place because you'd rather

1:13:16

have a different kind of potato chips given

1:13:18

the choice. Given

1:13:21

the choice. Like flavored chips or

1:13:24

higher quality unflavored chips. Lots

1:13:28

of different kinds, but when you're at the

1:13:31

sandwich place, it's that or pretzels.

1:13:35

So yeah, that's just my suggestion. Sometimes sun chips.

1:13:40

Oh yeah, I think it's a great suggestion. Yeah,

1:13:42

thank you. Yeah. And it evokes the

1:13:44

whole... It's not as funny as condom pants that we

1:13:46

probably should have ended there. No, no, no. I

1:13:49

like that it evokes a larger sandwich

1:13:51

miyu. Right. Like a

1:13:53

sandwich universe. Yeah, yeah. You know, you gotta like,

1:13:55

you know, you gotta start thinking, you

1:13:58

know, thinking in other sectors because like there's only... so

1:14:00

many things that can go on a sandwich. So, yeah,

1:14:02

this is what I was trying to do there. I

1:14:04

think it was great. Thank you. Should

1:14:08

I like, do

1:14:11

you know any hunks I could travel with and

1:14:14

they'd be a tall drink of water? I

1:14:19

mean, is the- Is

1:14:22

that right for Bill? Well, he's sick. He's

1:14:28

got pizzeria. So,

1:14:33

I guess here's my, and I don't wanna,

1:14:35

I wanna yes and I don't wanna no

1:14:37

but, but do you associate

1:14:39

like a glass of

1:14:41

water with a sandwich you get at a deli?

1:14:44

I mean, I think, can

1:14:46

you find a guy who's a soda?

1:14:48

It's a paper cup of cola.

1:14:50

Yeah, so. I don't know. It's

1:14:52

okay. That's a

1:14:55

tall drink of Diet Coke. Yeah,

1:14:57

that guy's a fountain Mr. Pibb.

1:15:01

Ooh, look at that fountain Mr. Pibb. So,

1:15:05

I drink him. Meow, meow, meow. What

1:15:07

if I strewed

1:15:09

myself with pepperoncinis? Now, that's

1:15:11

an idea. Jesse, I'm getting

1:15:13

a text from wax

1:15:16

paper sandwiches in whatever part of town

1:15:18

that's in. The real place

1:15:20

that names the sandwiches after public radio

1:15:22

hosts. Yeah, but won't they

1:15:25

want after me? They said, you won't

1:15:27

believe this. My order's ready. I

1:15:29

have to go. I

1:15:32

have one more idea, just to yes Andy or

1:15:34

pepperoncinis. I'm sorry to prolong this bit after Jordan

1:15:37

Bryant. No, no, no. Beautiful natural

1:15:39

end. Thank you, yeah. We had a natural

1:15:41

end, then I came back to say dress

1:15:43

your kid up as Lay's. So, I think

1:15:45

that in the spirit of the bit. If

1:15:47

there's any kind of ambiguity with condom pants

1:15:50

that makes it unpleasant, and I'm sensing there

1:15:52

is, pepperchinos.

1:15:58

Thanks Josh. There it is. The.

1:16:01

Year With nineteen, Forty seven German circuses

1:16:03

were hitting the road again and one

1:16:06

of the first to do so. It

1:16:08

would have really would make Germans have

1:16:10

less circus is on the road in

1:16:12

the nineteen forties I know why would

1:16:14

German circuses have been taking a break

1:16:17

for awhile? German services were hitting the

1:16:19

road again and one of the first

1:16:21

to do so. Circus Williams had established

1:16:23

a permanent wouldn't instruction in Cologne. Alfred

1:16:25

took goods her to a matinee performance

1:16:28

to Gunter. It was an epiphany. From.

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Serco pdf Credit to

1:16:33

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1:16:36

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1:16:38

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1:16:41

I. Can't stop thinking about how a

1:16:43

politically they just stated like there

1:16:45

were any circuses in Germany for

1:16:47

a and then a native forty

1:16:50

seven they started up know revisit

1:16:52

i bought one for attacks were

1:16:54

asserted his website and fact that

1:16:56

ah hey. Just. Got home and.

1:16:58

Pepper. Chino Scared to? ah?

1:17:01

Totally. One of funniest guys are gonna be You're

1:17:03

going to be on the road any time soon to

1:17:06

be will see you doing stand up. I'm.

1:17:08

On the road a lot doing stand up.

1:17:10

I'm filming any special housing twenty first at

1:17:12

the Bell has in Brooklyn. I'm really excited

1:17:14

or Lisa sold out sell tickets available for

1:17:16

the late south and in between. I am

1:17:19

going to be an let me try to

1:17:21

think of all the places. ah. I'd

1:17:25

Bloomington, Indiana that may be passed

1:17:27

by the time this comes out.

1:17:29

and than New Orleans, Louisiana than.

1:17:32

ah, in. San. Francisco,

1:17:34

Seattle, Portland, On. Dayton,

1:17:36

Kentucky which is basically I've been told

1:17:39

that Cincinnati but on the Kentucky side

1:17:41

of the reverse. I'm sure people in

1:17:43

Kentucky are happy here at that would

1:17:45

describe the athletes. I'm into our Burlington,

1:17:47

Vermont and Potok. It. Rhode. Island

1:17:50

some all over the place. I'm so excited

1:17:52

I like and really psyched to record this.

1:17:54

Aaron would love for people in any other

1:17:56

cities to com enjoy yourself. If

1:17:59

you're in, one is. That is, you're not going to

1:18:01

see gone home and you're blowing a big time.

1:18:03

You're like, I mean. I. Don't want to

1:18:05

be too rude to the people of Pawtucket,

1:18:07

Rhode Island to aren't going to Siegelman. But.

1:18:10

I do think they're blowing it big time and

1:18:13

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1:18:15

parallel. It's. A lot. Like. Opening.

1:18:18

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1:18:20

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1:18:22

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1:18:25

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1:18:27

Being one nationally syndicated Public

1:18:29

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1:18:33

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1:18:35

him. To.

1:18:37

What it's like to blowing it big

1:18:39

time with a comment. Is slowing

1:18:41

it big time? Everyone everyone could relate

1:18:43

to that that isn't a more a

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steady and level of barnett. A

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morrissey sense and maris crites

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absolute necessity of it. Refer him

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