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all right welcome

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on back so miles? x miles

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I'm here What are you I'm

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xeno miles Xena what what xeno

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miles

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are you like the new and improved mount like what's going on?

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miles 2.0 Really? You ever

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watched Dragon Ball? Alright,

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say so. Yeah, fusion huh? Yep.

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Oh so so it's like

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xeno stream and Myles did the

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little fusion dance the earrings

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things and they became zero

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miles

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so we're xeno miles g 38

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now I love that you know miles g

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38 somebody tweeted we're

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putting a patent on that

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so welcome back to

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joysticks United xeno stream 38

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how bro so sadly Miles could not

1:39

be with us today. He and his

1:44

family are currently dealing

1:44

with a little bit of heartbreak.

1:49

He did tweet about it but I

1:49

don't want to go into his own

1:51

personal business just if you

1:51

reach out to Miles here please

1:55

just make sure to let him know

1:55

that he and his family are your

1:58

thoughts and they care about him

1:58

during this time in his life but

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don't worry Miles himself is

2:05

doing a okay and he will be back

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for the next episode of

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joysticks united actually he's

2:12

gonna be at the end of this

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episode. Because before this

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recording he actually sat down

2:15

with the special guests that I

2:20

will let Miles introduce during

2:20

his portion So yeah, that's been

2:24

pre recorded just to let y'all

2:24

know. But um xeno so this this

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was a question from the previous

2:30

joysticks united that I just

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want to know your opinion on.

2:34

Who would win in a fight? Did

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you monitor Pokemon?

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So I am a Pokemon fan.

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Like you can look at my shop

2:45

behind me a bunch of Pokemon

2:45

Funko Pops never really was a

2:49

Digi mon fan. But I really don't

2:49

feel like Pokemon have the

2:54

Killer Instinct like dijamin do

2:54

I don't think that's

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how I feel Yeah, I

2:58

feel like if you were to get

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agumon and Pikachu in the same

3:00

room as each other I come out

3:03

with just straight slit pick

3:03

choose throat like no

3:05

hesitation.

3:06

Pick it should be like no

3:06

we can be friends and we can

3:10

fight whatever is causing us to

3:10

fight and need to be like yeah,

3:13

no, I'm just gonna kill you and

3:13

be done with us. And

3:16

like I'm just done

3:16

with you makes you mad. Like

3:18

it's nothing against you. But I

3:18

just want you out of here.

3:21

Yeah, I'm just kind of

3:21

done with all this and I got

3:23

other stuff to do.

3:25

So I'm glad that

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you did agree with us on this.

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Absolutely. Well, I am

3:30

half miles.

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That is right. Yes,

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you are. z No.

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No miles. God Ain't

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it I still just so

3:42

flabbergasted that you came up

3:46

with that name, just like off

3:46

the cuff. Like you were ready

3:48

for this? Yeah, like you've been.

3:52

My improv was unmatched in

3:52

that moment. But the thing is,

3:55

I've used it up for like the

3:55

next year, so don't expect any

4:00

improv for me from the next

4:00

year.

4:02

No more comedy. No, yeah, no,

4:05

I can't. That's just I

4:05

used it all up in that little

4:09

bit. So enjoy it.

4:11

So you didn't

4:11

mention Funko Pops. One thing I

4:14

did want to give you some time

4:14

here to talk about is you

4:17

recently held like a little

4:17

raffle about Funko Pops want to

4:20

talk about that.

4:21

I did so I actually just

4:21

happen to come across two of the

4:26

diamond Squirtle Funko Pops that

4:26

was a special edition that was

4:30

just released within the last

4:30

couple months. So we just held a

4:34

little raffle, trying to get

4:34

some more engagement from the

4:37

community. Check out xeno stream

4:37

38. And so we just held a little

4:42

poll on Twitter, anybody that

4:42

liked to tweet and came into the

4:47

stream, we had a just little

4:47

drawing of whoever wanted that

4:50

funko pop and mag wing man was

4:50

actually the winner of it. I

4:55

actually just got shipped out

4:55

today because I kept forgetting

4:57

it at my house and I Work ships

4:57

out ups so I was like, oh just

5:03

take it in and kept forgetting

5:03

about it. But it was all a part

5:06

of reaching a goal of 100

5:06

followers on Twitter which we

5:09

have met and surpassed already

5:09

it's been amazing. On the next

5:14

step, which I know you're most

5:14

excited about once we hit 300

5:19

followers on Twitch where

5:23

George sees Godot

5:23

where you're

5:26

on stream we're gonna call

5:26

it xeno jorts

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so um once you

5:30

explain a little bit more about

5:33

the jorts there let let this be

5:33

the time to shine you but

5:37

so he to interact, you

5:37

might know him.

5:42

I mean, if you

5:42

listen to the podcast you never

5:44

know. I mean I really

5:46

love the guy he really

5:46

wants me to wear some shorts.

5:53

And not only they're not going

5:53

to be just any jords like you

5:56

know, Dad squad George pick up a

5:56

Walmart for $10 or whatever they

6:02

are going to be special custom

6:02

made shorts that are going to be

6:06

bedazzled and we've talked about

6:06

but dazzling something special

6:11

into the back of the jorts I

6:11

don't know if you want to touch

6:15

on what it is or let it be a

6:15

surprise

6:17

so I'm currently

6:17

between either putting xeno on

6:21

the back of the shorts cuz just

6:21

so y'all know I'm actually going

6:25

to go out get this man a pair of

6:25

pants cut them into George just

6:30

for him get one of those like

6:30

little bit dazzling things

6:32

probably from Joanne's or

6:32

something I'm sure fabric stores

6:35

sell them yeah 100% and I just

6:35

want to like put a four letter

6:40

word on the back and it's

6:40

between either xeno or R if

6:46

y'all knows you know and I are

6:46

part of the small little like

6:51

friend group that we kind of

6:51

personally dubbed the gamer

6:54

Bros. There's an inside joke

6:54

that you're not supposed to

6:57

trust see no but you're supposed

6:57

to trust the cake. And one of

7:02

the other things I've been

7:02

considering putting on the back

7:04

is cake. Was it bad or juicy but

7:04

it felt like juicy might be a

7:11

little overdone. Plus, you know

7:11

we already got a juicy in

7:14

ascension.

7:15

Right? Right.

7:16

So yes between xeno

7:16

and cake. Yeah, I

7:19

feel like juicy is just

7:19

like you know it's worn

7:23

out. Yeah,

7:24

Yeah, I would agree with

7:24

that. It's pre standard. We're

7:28

not standard people

7:29

know we got to go above and beyond with

7:34

Erica dazzled or

7:35

dazzled George. Now

7:35

I'm almost thinking about like,

7:38

making you a crop top to like

7:38

something that would just be

7:40

like, just above the belly

7:40

button. I should get like a fake

7:46

belly button ring. Oh, you're so

7:46

beautiful.

7:52

I'm gonna get like one

7:52

that dangles and just says bros

7:55

on it.

7:59

Oh my goodness, I

7:59

can only imagine Hall our quote

8:04

unquote CEO of Ascension would

8:04

probably watch that stream and

8:08

be like, who recommended this

8:08

guy being here again?

8:13

Yeah, he would be like,

8:13

for sure. facepalming shaking

8:17

his head like he probably

8:17

latched on.

8:20

But yeah, I don't

8:20

know what to do here.

8:23

Yeah, like what? What was

8:23

that about him like it's he is

8:29

he is told me to do it. And he

8:29

made me he made them and he sent

8:33

them to me and I had to go

8:36

Well, you did have

8:36

to? Let's be real just because I

8:40

sent it to you. I'm not putting

8:40

a gun to your head, man. Yeah,

8:44

well, again, I could pay your

8:44

roommate to do that or love me.

8:48

Yeah, could probably

8:50

ask that. How does

8:50

love me feel about that? Like

8:52

does she think that we're just

8:52

joking? Are she anticipating

8:55

this

8:56

that she's anticipating

8:56

for for sure she was like mostly

9:00

worried about she's like, Are

9:00

you okay with doing this? I

9:03

don't want to put it out there I

9:03

am okay with doing it. Like it's

9:05

not like anybody's forced me to

9:05

do it. I know what's funny is

9:08

just like for the stream and

9:08

stuff like that. I play it off

9:11

that I absolutely loathe it, but

9:11

I am interesting it's gonna be a

9:15

fun time we're all gonna have a

9:15

good laugh with that. So she's

9:17

like, man, if you're okay with

9:17

that, then why are you do you

9:20

it's your body.

9:24

I'm glad that she

9:24

has except today it was either

9:27

bad or tried to force you to

9:27

cosplay as a stylfile. Yeah,

9:30

yeah. Which I'm pretty sure go

9:30

our mutual buddy, goat man,

9:35

defender of the deep, who's

9:35

actually been requesting to be

9:38

on joysticks, but he's currently

9:38

in Canada right now. So I was

9:42

just like, we're gonna let him

9:42

do Canadian stuff. He's from

9:46

California so he can have fun

9:46

over there in Canada,

9:49

the maple syrup and

9:49

hockey, all that jazz.

9:53

I mean, Michael

9:53

husk is also over there. Another

9:56

member here, though he is French

9:56

Canadian. So, for anyone who

10:03

watches essential members,

10:03

there's one Wednesday is

10:07

normally the second or third

10:07

Wednesday of the month, where we

10:12

do a little thing called the

10:12

town hall now milestone 1700

10:16

stream 38 and myself, we're all

10:16

in the hot seat. And there was

10:20

one question where I asked xeno

10:20

was out of all your Funko Pops.

10:27

Which one would you let me

10:27

destroy? And you said your ninja

10:31

Funko Pop?

10:32

It's a ninja ninja. Don't

10:32

come at me. Don't come at me,

10:36

Jeff. Ninja was just the only

10:36

one that like I was at like a

10:41

discount bookstore and they had

10:41

Funko pops and I saw it and I

10:44

was just like, that's cool. It's

10:44

a streamer and stuff like that.

10:47

But other than that, I don't

10:47

really hold any emotional

10:50

attachment to like the rest of

10:50

them like oh, this is like super

10:53

cool. And I really liked this

10:53

game or whatever. I was just

10:55

like, ninjas a streamer.

10:59

He said, Dude, he's

10:59

out there.

11:01

Yeah, it's kind of cool,

11:01

like 10 bucks or something like

11:05

that. And I was like, Yeah,

11:05

sure. I'm gonna give him a good

11:09

home and now he's gonna smash.

11:13

So now I have a

11:13

follow up question for you. So

11:18

let's just say hypothetically,

11:18

like in the destruction where

11:22

I'm destroying the ninja Funko

11:22

Pop. Okay, what is the one Funko

11:28

Pop you would just break our

11:28

friendship off. Never talk to me

11:32

again. If I were to accidentally

11:32

break like you knew was an

11:37

accident, but it still got

11:37

broken. And it was my fault.

11:40

Rabbit here

11:41

so you can see it. You'll

11:41

understand.

11:44

We'll do this. Oh,

11:44

okay. Yeah, no, I would

11:46

understand why we never talked to me dragon

11:48

dinosaurs. Yeah, this is

11:48

my baby. I love the thing is so

11:53

cool. So reminiscent of old

11:53

school Mighty Morphin Power

11:57

Rangers.

11:58

Now I had both of

11:58

those as toys back in the day,

12:03

so like, that's just like

12:03

flourishing a lot of memories

12:06

for me. So yeah, I would totally

12:06

understand why you'd be like,

12:10

you know what? He? Screw you I'm

12:10

trying not to swear cuz we don't

12:14

swear here. I'm never talking to

12:14

you again. Get out of my house.

12:19

Yeah,

12:20

you want to hear something

12:20

that's probably gonna break both

12:22

of our hearts and make us feel super old.

12:24

Oh my gosh. What?

12:24

So if you

12:27

remember and Mighty

12:27

Morphin Power Rangers and like

12:30

the second half of money more

12:30

Power Rangers. They got their

12:32

Thunder swords. Yeah, they had

12:32

the under Megazord I found a

12:36

thunder Megazord where I found

12:36

it was an antique store.

12:43

No, there's no way

12:43

we're that old?

12:47

Yeah. 100 Risa. I was

12:47

like, there was like a nerd area

12:50

and there's all kinds of like

12:50

old video games and stuff. Like

12:53

I'm talking NAS classics and

12:53

stuff like that. They even had

12:55

like a Japanese imported NAS.

12:55

bunch of different stuff. And I

12:59

just happen to glance over

12:59

there's this Thunder Megazord

13:02

chillin. I mean, it's pretty

13:02

beat up because it's a super old

13:06

toy. Right? I grabbed it. I was

13:06

all excited. I was like, Yes,

13:09

I'm buying this and I was like,

13:09

I'm in an antique store. Right?

13:14

buying my childhood. Big sad.

13:14

Big sad moment.

13:20

Honestly, that

13:20

would just break my heart.

13:24

Yeah, it was like it was

13:24

hard to be happy the rest of the

13:27

time but I mean, was still cuz

13:27

it was a thunder Megazord right.

13:31

Yeah, the other day

13:31

you get the thunder Megazord

13:34

Yeah,

13:35

I was still super stoked

13:35

about that. So I was curving off

13:39

the feeling of it was in an

13:39

antique store. But every time I

13:42

see it, I'm like, yeah, Thunder

13:42

Megazord I found you in the

13:46

antique store. I am old.

13:50

Before you know it, we're gonna start getting crazier soon like it. So um, for

13:51

those of you who don't know, a

13:58

lot of the essential members

13:58

kind of have this little group

14:00

chat on discord where we kind of

14:00

talk with each other. We just

14:04

had somebody today talk about

14:04

how when he was in high school,

14:08

that he was in his high school

14:08

newspaper talking about Napster.

14:13

I was nine when Napster became a

14:13

thing and I was 12 when it no

14:19

longer was a thing because it

14:19

came out in 1999 and

14:22

disassembled back in 2002 I

14:22

think Let me double check I want

14:29

to make sure yeah 2002 so I was

14:29

nine when it started and two or

14:36

not Yes, I reverse back guys I

14:36

Benjamin Button. I was 12 when

14:41

it was no longer a thing so

14:41

we're talking 22 years ago when

14:45

I first started

14:47

Yeah, I remember hearing

14:47

about Napster like my older

14:49

cousin talked about it, but I

14:49

never knew what it was or

14:54

anything.

14:55

Right I was in the same boat. Like I always heard people are like, Oh, it's a

14:56

music thing. So I was just like, okay, maybe it's like online

14:58

radio or something because like

15:01

iTunes was slowly starting to

15:01

become a thing that's what I

15:04

assumed,

15:05

right? Yeah and people I

15:05

feel like actually people refer

15:09

to like, when I would talk about

15:09

iTunes or something like that

15:12

they'd be like oh like Napster

15:12

and I'm like, what that is

15:16

right? They're like well it's

15:16

like music stuff and I'm just

15:20

like okay yeah well this is

15:20

iTunes like go away mom like

15:25

trying to listen to my music

15:27

Gods don't know me

15:27

I'm listen to MCR god.

15:31

I'm like trying to get

15:31

through all the CDs I borrowed

15:33

from the library. My itunes

15:33

store like and get them on my

15:38

iPod. Geez Mom,

15:40

I completely understand that because I've done the same thing like you

15:42

just like rent out the CDs just

15:45

be like okay now paying actual

15:45

money for this like getting this

15:49

library card.

15:50

You went to the library

15:50

you got the CDs, you added them

15:53

to your iTunes and all was good

15:53

in life.

15:57

Bye. Do you

15:57

remember limewire? Oh, yes, yes.

16:03

Oh mad explain to high schoolers

16:03

what limewire was here recently,

16:07

and they were just like Wayman,

16:07

it's almost like iTunes was like

16:13

illegal legal. So I'm

16:13

gonna start this off with that I

16:17

apologize for lying to you when

16:17

I was younger but I totally

16:21

killed the computer with

16:21

Livewire at least once I blamed

16:24

that on my brother and sister

16:24

all the time was like No, I

16:26

don't do limewire Brian or where

16:26

like they're doing the limewire

16:31

Oh, you would that is like what

16:31

do you mean? Like? plantains

16:37

like talking about not having,

16:37

like, relationship with a lady

16:42

like what do you mean I don't

16:42

know what that is and stuff. Oh

16:45

my god, there was so many times

16:45

you'd like download a song and

16:49

be like, yes, this is gonna be

16:49

it. My good little Wayne, like

16:53

playing through my iPod now. And

16:53

then it was like, I did not have

16:57

sexual relations with that lady.

16:57

And it's like,

16:59

what is that? And

16:59

so many times like you thought

17:02

you were getting song but it was

17:02

like a meme. And I didn't

17:04

understand that that meme.

17:07

Yeah, it was so angry

17:07

because you'd wait like 45

17:10

minutes for a song in some

17:10

cases.

17:14

Like on ludicrous amount of time,

17:16

the struggle we went

17:16

through.

17:19

So um, I actually

17:19

had a hacker attack my computer

17:23

because of limewire. And that's

17:23

like, why I never like touch it

17:26

after that. Yeah. And it was for

17:26

me. I had a friend who asked if

17:33

he could like, download some

17:33

songs through limewire when he

17:36

was hanging out with me, I was

17:36

like, Oh, sure, yeah, whatever.

17:38

Um, and I remember after he was

17:38

done, I hopped onto the computer

17:42

to do something. I don't

17:42

remember what it was. But it was

17:46

me, a mutual friend of ours and

17:46

that one friend that was

17:51

downloading songs and I just

17:51

remember all of a sudden my

17:53

speakers started playing like

17:53

some weird chattering noise like

17:57

I heard people talking in the

17:57

background and stuff. And then I

18:00

just heard some dude on a

18:00

microphone going your computer

18:03

is mine now and like the

18:03

computer mouse just started like

18:06

wiggling violently. So like I

18:06

unplugged the computer. So

18:12

luckily, we were able to save it

18:12

with a good all anti virus

18:16

program. But that was just

18:16

horrified to hear somebody on

18:19

like your computer speakers

18:19

going your computer is mine.

18:23

Yeah, that is terrifying.

18:23

Especially as a little kid,

18:25

you're like, Ah,

18:26

yeah, I was like a teenager at that point. I was like, what's going on?

18:30

Yeah, I definitely

18:30

remember we got multiple viruses

18:34

from limewire. Trojans. Yeah.

18:34

100% and I remember we got a

18:40

virus that like, impersonated

18:40

Windows Defender Oh, and you

18:46

just couldn't delete it.

18:46

Whatever reason like no matter

18:49

what you did all you could do is

18:49

like completely wipe the hard

18:53

drive and stuff like that I

18:53

remember my dad doing like three

18:57

or four times like it was so

18:57

common that there was a real

19:01

like flash disk at the computer

19:01

at all times. Because he's like

19:05

I'm not gonna put it away

19:05

because I'm probably gonna have

19:07

to do this again like in a few

19:07

weeks or whatever. But it's just

19:11

because me and my brother and

19:11

probably my little sister too

19:14

We're just download limewire

19:14

songs and we Yeah, we're like oh

19:19

cool computers fix let me get in

19:19

there I gotta do something for

19:22

school or whatever and don't pay

19:22

attention what I'm doing over

19:25

here

19:26

you just don't

19:26

don't look at that download bar

19:29

understand why it's going so

19:29

slow right now.

19:32

Yeah, but I also I was

19:32

running like a straight up

19:35

business in like, junior high

19:35

and stuff because I would like

19:39

rent out my mp3 player because

19:39

like, they were like, mp3

19:44

players and iPods and stuff were

19:44

just coming out. They weren't

19:47

hugely popular. So not a lot of

19:47

people had him at that time,

19:50

right? So I'd be like, dude,

19:50

five bucks for the day. I'll let

19:52

you use my mp3 player like don't

19:52

get taken away or I'm gonna be

19:56

mad at you or whatever. And I

19:56

would have like one kid

19:59

specifically Like almost every

19:59

single day, it was just like

20:01

hey, let me get the mp3 player

20:01

like here's $5 now get like a

20:04

cookie at lunch. It was awesome.

20:07

Dang lucky you Mr.

20:07

hustler. No wonder you have so

20:10

many Funko Pops, you probably

20:10

saved up all this money from the

20:13

limewire era. I

20:14

wish I had some of that

20:14

money now. I'm like, What did I

20:18

do with it? I bought Pokemon

20:18

cards and cookies at launch. And

20:22

probably YuGiOh cards. Like I

20:22

don't even know what else is

20:25

like, couldn't go anywhere.

20:25

Like, if like I asked my parents

20:29

to take me somewhere and had a

20:29

big wad of cash and be like, I

20:32

was like you run in a drug

20:32

trade? Where's my Chi? Yeah,

20:40

like if I don't know about I

20:40

don't know about it, but I

20:42

expect 10%

20:45

like, this is all under the table. We're not telling your mother. Right?

20:47

Yeah. 100% Oh.

20:53

So um, as per the time of this

20:53

recording, xeno and I were

20:58

originally going to sit down.

20:58

And we're going to have this

21:01

very philosophical conversation

21:01

about how publishers and

21:05

developers have been like anti

21:05

consumer lately, but that

21:09

entirely went out the window,

21:09

when the moment that I sat down,

21:13

brought up my newsfeed when I

21:13

was trying to look for something

21:16

that could be our starter

21:16

together. And I went, Oh, hey,

21:19

the Nintendo directs going on

21:19

right now. And I think xeno

21:26

definitely wants to talk about a

21:26

few things I already like the

21:28

two fingers on the chin he's

21:28

concentrating his energy his

21:31

cheese going through his body

21:31

right now

21:34

as summoning the focus of

21:34

xeno miles

21:39

38 it's Canada now

21:39

we're putting it into a hashtag

21:44

so I'm starting off one of your

21:44

favorite franchises of all time

21:51

is getting some DLC content for

21:51

next summer.

21:57

I am so excited for it

21:57

because it's been such a slow

22:01

roll this monster hunter rise Oh

22:01

my gosh. It looks like it's

22:06

gonna be like a full expansion

22:09

that's gonna be a

22:09

little extra campaign I don't

22:13

know this guy is a returning

22:13

monster I'm dropping it in the

22:17

discord chat right now because

22:17

he seemed to be the highlight of

22:22

the trailer is this wavering

22:22

look into like it's a dragon for

22:27

sure. But he has like a tail two

22:27

wings. Two feeds I think that's

22:33

technically a waiver in Wyvern

22:33

however you want to pronounce it

22:37

so i i don't know if he's you

22:37

dude, if he's a

22:40

returning he doesn't look

22:40

familiar. So I'm gonna go ahead

22:45

and assume he's the new

22:45

character new Monster because

22:50

I'm based on that screenshot

22:50

alone. I'm not drawing any

22:57

monsters that are previously in

22:57

the franchise.

22:59

So I'm looking into

22:59

it. It is an expansion. Okay, it

23:04

is going to be an expansion.

23:04

It's coming out next summer 2022

23:10

um, it does look like this is

23:10

going to be like the big bad

23:14

evil of that expansion. He it I

23:14

don't know if it's male or

23:20

female. I don't want to assume

23:20

Yeah, I'm currently doesn't have

23:26

a name from what we're seeing.

23:26

But it is going to have its own

23:30

unique story. its own unique

23:30

locations, new monsters, new

23:35

hunting actions, new quest

23:35

writes.

23:40

I assume and I hope and I

23:40

think every single Monster

23:44

Hunter fan is with me. We want g

23:44

rank I don't care what else you

23:48

put in there I want g rank so

23:48

bad because for those that don't

23:52

know there's like there's low

23:52

rank then there's high rank

23:55

which gets kind of difficult not

23:55

crazy difficult. But g rank is

24:01

like you stand alone You are a

24:01

monster hunter like if you don't

24:07

know what you're doing and you

24:07

don't pay attention to mechanics

24:09

you're not making g rank so like

24:09

that's been like the goal for

24:14

every single Monster Hunter fan

24:14

like in every game once you get

24:17

to G rank you know you've made

24:17

it like you grind and it's God a

24:23

monster Yeah, you are the

24:23

Monster Hunter like you deserve

24:27

the title. So I that's one thing

24:27

I hope we get with it. Which I

24:33

assume we will because they did

24:33

a similar thing with Monster

24:36

Hunter world once. What it is

24:36

the ice patch. I can't remember

24:42

what they called it. Oh,

24:43

I know what you're talking about. I remember that was like a huge thing for

24:45

Monster Hunter at the time.

24:49

Yeah, so when they came

24:49

out with that they introduced g

24:51

rank then I believe or it was

24:51

like shortly after they

24:55

introduced the G ring. iceborne

24:55

murmuring Yeah. iceborne If I Am

25:00

I remembering that correctly I

25:00

think it came out with iceborne

25:03

so I hope to god we get g rank

25:03

Oh be so exciting

25:09

I know currently

25:09

they're doing a Capcom related

25:11

stuff right now where they just

25:11

put in rush hour little dog

25:17

companion for man

25:19

I need to reload up my

25:19

monster hunter rise and get it

25:22

in there because I haven't

25:22

played it probably since the

25:26

patch with when they released

25:26

like the apex or the big hunt

25:34

rathalos thing for the new new

25:34

feature they have in Monster

25:39

Hunter rise I haven't played at

25:39

Sunstein so I really need to but

25:42

it's just I kind of got grindy

25:42

in it and right or out high rank

25:47

and I was like I want to rank

25:47

kind of like everybody else that

25:50

plays monster honors just like g

25:50

rank when we do this know you

25:55

you might be

25:55

getting a here with sun break I

25:58

guess it's supposed to be Erie

25:58

is what people are getting from

26:03

the trailer. See Yeah,

26:05

like based on his

26:05

character model and the name son

26:08

break like his character model

26:08

kind of looks like the nubus

26:12

maybe so maybe we were going

26:12

into like that kind of like a

26:16

gyptian type. I don't know kind

26:16

of feeling.

26:20

Here's another one

26:20

of him standing straight up with

26:23

his wings expanded for you.

26:27

So it kind of looks like a

26:27

fade talus oh my god I want to

26:32

kill you and make you

26:37

so as you can tell

26:37

xenos very excited about this

26:45

I will craft armor out of

26:45

you wonder what kind of Google

26:49

Play to make

26:50

to your Lord I

26:50

doubt horrified to know what's

26:53

going through your head right

26:53

now like you're already planning

26:55

out what to do with this poor

26:55

dragon Yeah,

26:58

yeah I'm gonna make some

26:58

dual blades make a sword and

27:00

shield maybe a charge blade I

27:00

hope the back armor has wings on

27:07

it I want wings please

27:11

please you know I'm not much of a

27:13

monster hunter player like I've

27:16

only played one that was on the

27:16

way but I'm just to hear you

27:21

just like already drooling at

27:21

the mouth. I'm horrified to know

27:25

what the people in the chat box

27:25

are saying when this was

27:27

released during the day

27:28

right? Yeah, Monster

27:28

Hunter fans are nuts. Like, I

27:33

can only imagine I wish I was

27:33

watching it live when that

27:36

happened because I would definitely have been among those ranks. As I I almost guarantee

27:37

you it was most of that was

27:43

freaking out. Hoping for G rank

27:43

though.

27:47

More than likely

27:47

there's probably people going g

27:49

rank when

27:51

Yeah, I'm assuming that

27:51

would be a lot of uh so i really

27:56

think they're gonna I really

27:56

hope g rank please come on. I

28:00

need it's been out for a year.

28:00

So I

28:03

would say it's definitely time for its due time, I would say so as well as

28:04

that release. I know not a lot

28:11

of people are too excited about

28:11

this. But it's still like a

28:16

pretty like, well known and very

28:16

well loved game, disco Elysium

28:21

is coming to the Nintendo

28:21

Switch, which I think you know,

28:24

I think that's a good platform

28:24

for it to come out. The switch

28:27

can definitely handle that kind

28:27

of graphics. And it's from what

28:31

I've been told, I know Professor

28:31

chocula other essential member

28:35

told me that I would just love

28:35

this game. He was like this has

28:38

like you run all over. It has

28:38

your kind of humor to it. It has

28:42

your kind of storytelling that

28:42

you told me that you like, it's

28:46

all right here. And it's one of

28:46

those games where everything has

28:49

a butterfly effect. So the way

28:49

you talk to one character might

28:53

affect the way you talk to

28:53

another character somewhere down

28:55

the road.

28:57

I absolutely love that and

28:57

video games where it's like you

29:00

can control your own story that

29:00

kind of makes it seem like a

29:05

movie almost but it's an

29:05

interactive movie right? I love

29:09

that so much in video games. I

29:09

wish we did more like that like

29:13

I'm currently doing a

29:13

playthrough of Detroit become

29:15

human on

29:17

watching dreams

29:17

really known for that.

29:20

It is so good. I love it

29:20

so yeah, I I would definitely

29:25

check this out if that's the

29:25

case and the storytelling

29:28

mechanics of it.

29:30

That's what a lot

29:30

of people tell me is the story

29:32

is the one thing that like there

29:32

is gameplay to it. There is like

29:37

a mystery you have to solve but

29:37

everyone's just like yet no,

29:41

you're in this for the character

29:41

development for the main

29:43

character.

29:44

Cool, cool, cool. Yo I'm

29:44

in for that.

29:47

It is going to be

29:47

called disco Elysium the final

29:50

cut so I don't know if that

29:50

means it has all the content in

29:54

there. But it looks like we're

29:54

getting the digital version

29:57

first coming out October 12 Then

29:57

sometime early 2022 we are

30:03

getting a physical release of

30:03

it. Now the next one this one's

30:09

my childhood chocos Racing is

30:09

basically getting a sequel baby.

30:18

Let's go square, a now's choke

30:18

about GP or Grand Prix. Now I

30:25

don't know if this is a sequel.

30:25

I don't know if this is a

30:30

reboot, I'm assuming it's a

30:30

reboot. Because that's

30:33

essentially what they did with.

30:33

Another chunk about game that

30:37

came to the switch was it was a

30:37

remastering of a wee game that

30:44

they just gave a different Titan

30:44

was like, Oh, it's Chuck about

30:47

whatever. So I feel like this is

30:47

probably remake, probably not a

30:53

sequel, and they're probably

30:53

just doing its own thing with it

30:55

this time. But it looks like of

30:55

course, you are going to get the

30:59

titular choke about, but you're

30:59

also getting other Final Fantasy

31:03

characters like you did and

31:03

Chuck buzz racing. I don't know

31:07

if you have to unlock them

31:07

because you had to beat the

31:10

game. So many times. Originally,

31:10

they had to do this code to get

31:14

cloud or Squall or one of the

31:14

air ships or just got I can't

31:20

remember her name. She was in

31:20

Parasite Eve, he got her police

31:23

car. Okay, let's say Ava, aka a.

31:27

I think it's Ava. Ava.

31:29

I remember to start

31:29

with an A, but it looks like

31:32

they are keeping the original

31:32

design that Chocobo has

31:36

rollerskates because that's what

31:36

he had in the original turbos

31:40

racing. So this was originally

31:40

Square's response to Mario Kart

31:47

64. Not the original Mario Kart,

31:47

but it was specifically 64 they

31:52

were going up against, and I

31:52

remember, instead of the boxes

31:56

that you would drive through to

31:56

get like whatever arm weapon you

32:02

would get in Mario Kart. Is that

32:02

a good way to put it weapon item

32:05

I power up power up. What you

32:05

would do was there was elements

32:11

that were out on the field, and

32:11

you would drive through that

32:14

element to get it but you could

32:14

layer them so we would start off

32:18

with like fire, then you would

32:18

pick up to it would become Fira,

32:22

then it would be farga. And you

32:22

would just shoot that thing off,

32:26

and it would destroy everything

32:26

in its path. So that's how they

32:30

kind of did it. But it wasn't as

32:30

good as 64 I don't know it it.

32:37

You would just have to play to

32:37

understand, but like, yeah,

32:39

there's just something just off

32:39

about this that be tomorrow's

32:43

level.

32:44

I didn't really remember

32:44

much about this game other than

32:46

it being a thing until I just

32:46

googled the box art of it. And

32:50

now I'm like, Oh my gosh, yes. I

32:50

remember so many times playing

32:54

this game. Yeah. I remember my

32:54

buddy that lived behind me the

32:58

house behind my parents house

32:58

had it. And they played this

33:02

more than they played Mario

33:02

Kart. Because they were huge

33:05

Final Fantasy nerds. Oh my gosh,

33:05

this is amazing.

33:10

So yeah, it looks

33:10

like it's coming back. I'm

33:12

shocked. It's coming back. I'm

33:12

happy it's coming back. But it

33:16

was not what I was expecting at all.

33:19

Oh, that's like one of those little nuggets that game developers throw every now and

33:20

then when you least expect it.

33:23

It's like yeah, this is gonna

33:23

save 2022 I think no matter

33:29

what, 2022 is gonna be a good

33:29

year.

33:32

I think it will.

33:32

There's also another game coming

33:35

out 22 that I think you and I

33:35

hopped in to the direct around

33:40

the time this was announced. And

33:40

you and I were just kind of

33:44

like, this isn't what I was

33:44

expecting. But I want it and

33:49

that was the new Kirby game

33:49

Kirby's getting a new game.

33:53

Yeah. Like we had talked

33:53

like Kirby's kind of like been

33:57

the same game for so long. I

33:57

mean, the story's changed in

34:01

different power ups and stuff

34:01

like that. But this is like all

34:06

new you get 3d world where you

34:06

can actually explore somewhere

34:11

to like a Super Mario 64 kind of

34:11

a feel. I guess I kind of say

34:16

how I got Odyssey

34:16

and Galaxy feels from this.

34:20

Yeah.

34:21

So I mean, the I don't

34:21

know what to say about it. Just

34:27

looking at the videos like oh my

34:27

gosh, okay, yeah, yeah, I'm with

34:31

this 100% it's like a it's Kirby

34:31

through and through platformer.

34:37

It's like you have your boss

34:37

battles and stuff like that. But

34:40

at the same time you like you

34:40

What did you say it was a z

34:44

access.

34:45

You can now travel

34:45

on the z axis baby. No more x

34:49

and y.

34:50

Yes. So like, it's gonna

34:50

add so much depth to the game.

34:54

It's going to add so much to the

34:54

boss fights and stuff like that

34:57

where I mean before. It's your

34:57

typical sidescrolling Like

35:00

dodged the enemy and stuff. I

35:00

think this is going to add a

35:02

whole new perspective to the

35:02

game. It's something that Kirby

35:05

really desperately needed. Oh,

35:05

time. I mean, it's a fan

35:08

favorite and everyone's gonna

35:08

play the Kirby games if you love

35:11

Kirby, but this is like

35:11

something for the returning

35:14

players to really sink their

35:14

teeth into I feel like I felt

35:17

like

35:17

this is going to be

35:17

big time. The if people our age,

35:20

maybe a little older who started

35:20

with Kirby all the way back on

35:25

like the Gameboy. Because Yeah,

35:25

is that where he first came was

35:29

the Gameboy. I can't remember if

35:29

it was Gameboy or the NES or

35:35

snus. But, long time ago, when

35:35

Kirby wasn't originally pink on

35:40

our boxer, he was gray.

35:42

Mm hmm. Yeah, I remember

35:42

that. That was what Kirby

35:46

dreamland.

35:46

Yeah. kirby's

35:46

dreamland. So I feel like this

35:50

is that game where our

35:50

generation is having young kids

35:54

who are about our age when we

35:54

first experienced Kirby so they

35:58

can probably get that game they

35:58

can play Kirby like a hard mode

36:02

way. Give it to their kid their

36:02

kid can still play it too. So

36:07

that really shows what the

36:07

switch is capable of as well.

36:12

Oh, it looks so beautiful. I

36:12

feel like it gets kind of like

36:15

the like their nose turned at it

36:15

because of the next gen consoles

36:20

like PS five and Xbox are like

36:20

so like 4k equipped and stuff

36:25

like that. But it's like

36:25

switches like yeah, we can put

36:28

on a good display and we're

36:28

portable so and we're probably

36:32

not going to blow up in your

36:32

face. Again, heat the entire

36:36

house.

36:37

And we don't got

36:37

scalpers up the wazoo so yeah,

36:40

yeah, I mean, there was a

36:40

moment not too long ago, the

36:43

switches were hard to find

36:43

because of the chip shortage.

36:46

Yeah, I mean, that's everything

36:46

right now, unfortunately. But

36:51

yeah, I really feel like yes,

36:51

which is really showing off what

36:55

they can do with us now.

36:57

So it looks like

36:57

it's going to be set in a post

37:00

apocalyptic Earth now I know a

37:00

lot of people already had their

37:03

assumptions that Kirby took

37:03

place in the post apocalypse

37:08

because I think it was in

37:08

dreamland. 64 there was like, an

37:13

ice planet and if you look

37:13

today, it was supposed to be

37:16

Earth. So this one's more of a

37:16

jungle feel to it think more um

37:23

what was that one Will Smith

37:23

movie? Or it was just like those

37:27

weird monster things that came

37:27

from a person trying to cure

37:32

cancer and the whole and legend

37:32

I Am Legend think I Am Legend

37:36

like as it's like nature has

37:36

taken over everything again.

37:40

And we're pretty sure

37:40

doggo doesn't die in the end and

37:45

make you real sad.

37:46

I hope not.

37:47

I can't My heart can't

37:47

handle it.

37:50

It looks like he's

37:50

going up against like you know

37:53

the regular monsters there's

37:53

going to be waddled these in

37:55

there. But it also looks like

37:55

he's going up against like large

37:58

crocodiles, alligators, and

37:58

gigantic gorillas.

38:02

Yeah, it looks like

38:02

there's like really large scale

38:05

enemies to like, like, I don't

38:05

know, like 100 times the size of

38:11

Kirby for size comparison time

38:11

you watch like the trailer, but

38:15

it's like it is gonna add new

38:15

depth to the game for sure. I'm

38:19

so excited about it.

38:21

So I know your

38:21

girlfriend. Your number one mod

38:27

your head honcho over at xeno

38:27

stream 38. Love me hate me. Yep,

38:32

is really going to enjoy this

38:32

next bit of information and

38:35

looks like we're getting more

38:35

Animal Crossing content. But

38:39

they're going to talk about that

38:39

more October 5, though.

38:43

Yep. That I don't know if

38:43

she knows about it yet. I

38:47

haven't told her about it.

38:47

Because I know if I do my phone

38:50

is gonna blow up and all you're

38:50

gonna hear in the mic. Is my

38:53

phone going off after telling

38:53

her because she's gonna be like,

38:56

Oh my gosh, did you see this? Do

38:56

you see us? Oh, I think we're

38:59

gonna do this. She is the

38:59

biggest doing Animal Crossing

39:03

nerds do it.

39:05

Let's do right here

39:05

on the podcast. All right now. I

39:09

was just curious. How was that?

39:12

Let's see. All right. Did

39:12

you see the new, more crossing

39:21

news. Now we wait.

39:25

All right. Now,

39:25

also with this Animal Crossing

39:28

news. In October. We're also

39:28

going to be getting news of the

39:32

next smash fighter and it's

39:32

going to be the last smash

39:35

fighter. Well, for ultimate at

39:35

least. Just the catch was

39:44

longer.

39:46

Oh, she's typing so much.

39:46

She's typing. Oh, no, I listen

39:55

up. You don't know what

39:58

I wish y'all could

39:58

see Zero sorry sorry now it is

40:01

the look of pure Tarot whatever

40:01

I am leashed yeah she's into it

40:08

Oh, I hear that don't up now

40:11

she's talking about and so

40:11

she's gonna she's uh yeah all

40:17

right oh baby we're back on

40:17

topic nope nope she's still

40:22

talking about pants

40:24

I love how you're

40:24

just like oh we're gonna get

40:26

attacked by animal cross but

40:26

nope, it's pants you kind of

40:31

look disappointed now like I was

40:31

expecting you to corresponds but

40:34

we're talking about pants. You

40:34

should just respond to her is it

40:38

it? Oh I'm getting jorts no

40:42

no she's got so some

40:42

pockets into some pants I bought

40:47

some pants off of Amazon and one

40:47

pair of pants completely normal

40:51

fit fine and everything they're

40:51

actually my brown pants that I

40:54

use for is you know scream on

40:54

Friday night so if I put myself

40:58

on streaming you guys don't know

40:58

it but I also bought some gray

41:03

pants on the pockets were super

41:03

small and I'm gonna she's gonna

41:06

try to fix pockets. So actually

41:06

nope she's really upset about

41:10

the pants pockets not working

41:10

out. She's completely moved on

41:14

from animal crossing. She'll probably come back straight

41:15

does not care. Oh

41:15

my goodness.

41:18

She's like a messed up the

41:18

expanse and I'm like, that's,

41:20

that's okay. But what about

41:20

animal cross? She's like, now,

41:23

these pants. They're ruined and

41:23

now I can't deal with it.

41:28

So yeah, she's

41:28

she's definitely hyper focused

41:30

on the band's right now. 100%

41:30

So, Star Wars nerds be happy

41:35

you're getting Knights of the

41:35

Old Republic coming November 11.

41:40

I wasn't too much of a Star Wars

41:40

fan growing up. That was more my

41:43

older brothers territory for

41:43

sure. But I know they're also

41:47

getting a remake on the PS five

41:47

I think of the Old Republic. So

41:53

it's just like, I guess if you

41:53

want to relive it, either get on

41:57

Steam or get it here on the

41:57

Nintendo Switch. I blanked. And

42:02

we've been talking about

42:02

nintendo switch here forgot

42:04

that's called the Nintendo

42:04

Switch. Get on the Nintendo

42:08

Switch. Yeah, I've been told

42:08

it's an amazing game. I've just

42:11

never played it.

42:12

Yeah, that was one thing I

42:12

was surprised about is, if I

42:16

remember correctly, it wasn't an

42:18

Xbox exclusive.

42:18

Xbox exclusive.

42:21

Now we haven't first Sony

42:21

and Nintendo

42:24

but not

42:25

Xbox. Xbox Live. What's

42:25

going on here?

42:29

Yeah, something

42:29

just feels weird about that. Oh,

42:32

on disease going on everything.

42:32

But

42:35

yeah, I guess I guess

42:35

we'll see. Maybe Xbox is getting

42:38

like a super legacy edition or

42:38

something like that. For the

42:41

true fans.

42:42

Maybe Maybe that

42:42

that x would be nice to see for

42:45

like the classic game fans to

42:45

get them a little bone thrown to

42:50

them. Yeah. So it looks like if

42:50

you're a near fan near automata

42:57

automata. I've heard it called

42:57

so many different things. Or,

43:02

what's that other one? Because I

43:02

know near is a spin off of it.

43:05

And it's that one like dragon

43:05

game where you wrote a dragon.

43:10

And it was kind of like Starfox

43:10

can't think what's called.

43:15

It's drawing blanks.

43:18

Let's see near is a

43:18

spin off of what game? Dragon

43:25

guard. Okay, so if you're a fan

43:25

of those games, the creator of

43:31

those games is coming out with a

43:31

card based RPG that is coming to

43:37

the Nintendo Switch next month.

43:37

So very, very soon the 28th it's

43:43

going to be called Yoko. Oh, I

43:43

know. I'm sorry. That's the

43:48

creator's name. Yoko Taro is the

43:48

creator. It's Yoko Toreros voice

43:54

of cards, the aisle dragon

43:54

roars. That is a mouthful.

44:01

Yeah, that's a long title

44:01

was like a TLDR. Too long didn't

44:05

read.

44:06

So I guess we'll

44:06

just call it a voice of cards.

44:10

Definitely. That is like a JRPG

44:10

name if I've ever heard of it.

44:14

Yeah. 100%. Like, or an

44:14

anime name. Like, they're just

44:19

super long winded titles.

44:21

Okay, so I know

44:21

you're more of an anime watcher

44:23

than me. But what the hell is

44:23

with anime titles here where you

44:27

get the entire plot of the show

44:27

in the title like, Oh, God,

44:32

what's that one words? Like, I

44:32

woke up as a slime now what?

44:37

Yeah. Gosh, there's so

44:37

many good examples. Like, I'm

44:41

gonna Google it.

44:43

Go ahead, go right ahead.

44:45

Oh, let's see the story in

44:45

which I was kidnapped by a young

44:48

lady school to be a sample of

44:48

the common people. What? Like,

44:54

yeah, yeah, that's one. That's

44:54

one of them. What else what else

44:57

we got here? Let's see. No, I

44:57

don't want ads? Please, please

45:01

stop ads. No ads. Do you love

45:01

your mom and are to hit multi

45:07

targeted attacks?

45:11

I have actually heard about that one I've actually heard it's

45:17

no matter how I look at

45:17

it, it's you guys fault. I'm not

45:20

popular.

45:23

That That sounds

45:23

depressive.

45:27

I couldn't become a hero,

45:27

so I reluctantly decided to get

45:30

a job. That's too real.

45:36

I literally just

45:36

popped in the most ridiculous

45:39

anime titles. I want you to make

45:39

a disgusted face and show me

45:46

your underwear. That's the name

45:46

of the anime is the name of the

45:51

anime. It's an O VA. If I don't successfully pick up

45:59

420 girls, I'm going to die in a

46:04

lot of different ways.

46:08

Who is at a marketing

46:08

meeting in Japan is just like,

46:11

yes, this is gonna sell

46:11

shipment. Let's go.

46:16

I'm just looking at some of these titles and it's just like, okay, you're a URI

46:18

for whatever reason, never

46:24

ending heart throbbing pitter

46:24

patter paradox eternal. That's

46:29

just adjectives strung together.

46:29

Yeah, this is going on here.

46:37

I want to make I want you

46:37

to make a discus, y'all. Yeah,

46:40

you just read that one. My

46:40

mental choices are completely

46:45

interfering with my school

46:45

romantic comedy.

46:51

World end what do

46:51

you do at the end of the world?

46:55

Are you busy? Will you save us?

46:55

I'm sorry. Are you my mom

46:59

texting me about this. That's

46:59

what it sounds like here. Hey,

47:03

honey, I know it's the end of

47:03

the world by me you kind of come

47:05

and save us.

47:08

Yeah, that's totally a mom

47:08

response. Yeah, like well, if

47:13

you're done with that, can you

47:13

just come on over here and you

47:18

know, just rescue us? That'd be

47:18

great.

47:21

I think I just

47:21

found the ultimate title. Are

47:24

you ready for this? I am ready.

47:24

Now I know you're seated down

47:30

but you need to be comfortable

47:30

for this one. So let me know

47:35

when you're ready. Ah, all

47:35

right. I want to eat your

47:41

pancreas. Zero has left the

47:41

building ladies and gentlemen.

47:57

He has thrown out his headphones

47:57

has left. Oh, I told you man. I

48:09

told you. I told you that was

48:09

the ultimate one. So defeated.

48:18

All that there is a description

48:18

for it. Let me let me read you

48:21

the description. Oh, you're

48:21

muted. You muted yourself.

48:25

Okay, good. I cuz I came

48:25

into the room yelling about how

48:29

we can't have nice things and

48:29

that's the internet's fault.

48:33

So this is the

48:33

description that was put for it

48:37

on this website called ranker.

48:37

Don't let the weird ci ci title

48:44

fool you. Thankfully, this anime

48:44

has nothing to do with

48:47

cannibalism. It's actually an

48:47

incredibly moving story. Well

48:52

made film about a reclusive boy

48:52

who wants to become closer to

48:56

his more popular classmate.

48:56

After learning she has a

49:00

terminal pancreatic disease. The

49:00

title also holds a lot of

49:04

significance to the story's

49:04

theme. Still, we can't blame

49:08

people for not wanting to watch

49:08

something called I want to eat

49:10

your pancreas.

49:12

Yeah, I mean, if once you

49:12

describe it, it's like, okay,

49:17

like okay, so it's

49:17

a heartwarming story, but with a

49:20

title like that.

49:21

Yeah, that is not hooking

49:21

me to be like, yeah, I want to

49:25

watch this that took me to think

49:25

this is creepy.

49:32

It's just like, Why

49:32

Why can't we just go back to

49:36

like the normal simple titles

49:36

like I don't know. Exactly. Or

49:41

one piece or Dragon Ball, right?

49:45

Yeah. You know, Miles G

49:45

38. is very familiar with Dragon

49:49

Ball.

49:53

I like I feel like

49:53

I'm having a meltdown after

49:57

that. Honesty.

49:59

I didn't know not expect

49:59

to come here tonight and

50:02

discover that. I'll just say

50:02

that.

50:07

So I'm changing

50:07

gears here a little bit looks

50:10

like again Metroid dreads coming

50:10

out October 8, which is very

50:15

very soon actually that's not

50:15

too far off. Not next Friday,

50:22

but the Friday after oh wait

50:22

there's tomorrow's Friday just

50:27

to let y'all know we're

50:27

recording this the day of the

50:30

Nintendo Direct so three Fridays

50:30

you got three Fridays, but the

50:34

moment this podcast comes out

50:34

you only have to Yeah, there you

50:41

go. Simple math for you. xeno

50:41

eat, interact and do math. I'm

50:45

so proud of me.

50:47

I am so proud. What I'm

50:47

even more proud of is on

50:53

Twitter. Ascension content

50:53

creation org just posted I've

50:58

hours go as I say just posted

50:58

those five hours ago. at time of

51:02

recording. He came to interact

51:02

streamer spotlight

51:07

Yeah, when I was

51:07

playing the summer of 58 Yes,

51:11

it's just like we are an

51:11

adult. We pay taxes we are big

51:15

brave boy. We are

51:16

in our 30s and I

51:16

still end up screaming I mean

51:20

that's that's

51:21

hard that's why I wear the

51:21

brown pants nobody exactly ever

51:24

know that I put my pants if I

51:24

did which I never do they

51:29

wouldn't know they know you will

51:29

never know I just get up walk

51:34

away and you never know you so

51:34

foolish never know oh unaware

51:42

so um I don't even

51:42

know how to move past that one

51:46

now we got people talking about

51:46

eating pancreas we got you

51:50

wearing your brown pants but um

51:50

this is something that I did not

51:57

see coming Sega Genesis games

51:57

coming to the Nintendo Switch

52:01

online Yes,

52:03

I'm so bad want streets

52:03

are rage too. With online Co Op.

52:11

Which I'm pretty

52:11

sure we're gonna get cuz I mean

52:13

Nintendo Switch online has it

52:13

there. Dr. Robot Nick's mean

52:17

bean machine. I just now noticed

52:17

is on the list.

52:20

Yeah, I haven't played

52:20

that since I was like six years

52:24

old.

52:24

Right? Like Golden

52:24

Axe. I'm super excited for

52:28

Golden

52:29

Axe. Aaron plant seeing an

52:29

hours into Golden Axe and the

52:34

Streets of Rage two is just like

52:34

Bri such fun games.

52:41

So just to run

52:41

through the list really quick

52:44

here we're going to get

52:44

Castlevania bloodlines. contra

52:47

hardcourts. Dr. Robot makes mean

52:47

being machine. Of all the things

52:52

I never thought I would ever

52:52

say. Ecco the Dolphin, which I

52:57

thought everybody forgot about

52:57

and honestly, the dolphin was

53:00

pretty pug back in the day. It

53:00

was it was very bog I mean, I

53:03

wasn't expecting the aliens at

53:03

the end. I mean, spoilers for an

53:07

over 20 year old game. Near 30

53:07

now Dang. Yeah. Golden Axe

53:14

Gunstar Heroes, which is a cool

53:14

little running gun. A game I've

53:18

never heard of mutia Fantasy

53:18

star for rice star which is done

53:25

by the Sonic Team. So you're

53:25

gonna get a lot of Sonic energy

53:28

out of this. A personal favorite

53:28

of mine that I'm looking forward

53:31

to because I remember thinking

53:31

so many hours into this game.

53:35

Shining Force, which was kind of

53:35

like Nintendo's response to the

53:40

turn based tactics genre.

53:40

Shinobi three, Sonic the

53:47

Hedgehog to a game I never

53:47

thought as like a Sega Genesis

53:52

kid I would ever see on a

53:52

Nintendo console. Yeah. As you

53:57

know was saying street rage to

53:57

you and Strider

54:04

that's a pretty good lineup.

54:06

It's a very good

54:06

lineup. Now another lineup that

54:09

I think a lot of people are

54:09

probably a little more excited

54:12

for is we're getting Nintendo 64

54:12

games as well. So we are I need

54:20

to stop hitting my mic stand.

54:21

I prefer if you did it more.

54:23

I start hitting you instead.

54:26

You would hit zero miles g

54:26

38.

54:28

I would totally

54:28

zoom. z 38 Um, so there's one

54:35

game that I can't make out the

54:35

title because it's sideways in

54:42

this picture is very, very tiny.

54:42

I can tell there's sin and

54:51

punishment. Oh, sending

54:51

punishment. There we go. I'll

54:55

probably keep in some of that so

54:55

people know that I'm dumb and

54:59

illiterate evil with glasses,

55:01

actually just to talk

55:01

about how you're such a smart

55:03

boy

55:06

I am a smart boy

55:06

when there's no context involved

55:09

I'm sensing there's a

55:09

little Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde

55:13

syndrome going on here.

55:15

There is when I take off the glasses I'm actually very smart boy but the

55:17

moment I put it on you would

55:19

think I would give more

55:19

intelligence with it, but

55:22

actually diminishes

55:23

classes raise

55:23

intelligence, like people assume

55:26

just because I'm wearing glasses

55:26

that I'm an intelligent fellow.

55:29

I'll have you know, you have to

55:29

fail the test to get this you

55:33

might be disappointed. I didn't

55:33

go to college, but I don't know

55:39

how much I learned there.

55:40

Right or I may have

55:40

a bachelor's but it doesn't mean

55:43

I'm smart. Right, right. So

55:43

we're getting sin and

55:47

punishment. supermodel I've got

55:47

it broke my voice they're super

55:52

mario 64 I guess I'm still not

55:52

over that. Mario Kart 64 which

56:00

I'm pretty sure has to have

56:00

online capabilities about

56:04

one I would suspect

56:06

Starfox 64 which

56:06

again, I feel like this has to

56:11

have online multiplayer to it.

56:11

Yoshi story was actually think I

56:16

have that on the 64 Legend of

56:16

Zelda, aka reign of time. A game

56:24

I've never heard of called wind

56:24

back cover operations. Mario

56:29

Tennis, and Dr. Mario 64

56:34

I remember Dr. Mario on

56:34

SNL yes, I do not remember it

56:38

being on 64

56:40

I remember seeing

56:40

it in stores like looking at its

56:43

cover. That looks familiar to

56:43

me, but I wasn't a 64 kid. I was

56:46

a ps1 kid. Yeah, so I knew it

56:46

was a thing I just never played

56:52

it.

56:53

Yeah. Do you think we

56:53

might get Hey you Pikachu.

56:58

Oh my god, they

56:58

would have to upgrade that

57:00

microphone game.

57:02

That would be such a good

57:02

reason or it'd be like a great

57:05

reason for Nintendo to start

57:05

pitching like headsets and stuff

57:08

like that There you go San

57:08

Antonio you want to bring me on

57:11

the

57:12

truth integration now

57:14

that's why I'm so are

57:17

with Hey up get you

57:17

I didn't get a Nintendo 64 until

57:22

I was in my 20s and one of the

57:22

first games I got was Hey you

57:26

Pikachu and I got that from my

57:26

girlfriend my now wife as you

57:29

can tell she loved it so much

57:29

she married me absolutely. I

57:32

mean that's a great gift.

57:33

Right? Exactly. Not

57:33

being a bolt plate. But I'm not

57:38

being a bold faced liar here I

57:38

might keep in my fumbles just to

57:41

show people that I'm really

57:41

dumb. I'm really really dumb

57:45

like I'm stupid. Y'all just

57:45

don't know. Um, but yeah, I

57:51

remember we had like, hooked in

57:51

that microphone thing that you

57:55

need and everything and it was

57:55

like one of those regular like

58:00

Paul had said things that she

58:00

had on and I remember she was

58:03

like hey peak to peak at you.

58:03

peak at you is this guy stupid?

58:12

I was like I don't know. And she

58:12

she just gave up on the game

58:18

because she was like this game

58:18

doesn't work. I don't know if

58:21

this game was popular but it

58:21

don't work. I think as I

58:25

remember you could like

58:25

compliment Pikachu but for

58:29

whatever reason it thought my

58:29

wife said an insult to it so we

58:33

like got angry with her and she

58:33

was like, what's going

58:36

on? Yeah, I think Pikachu

58:36

only like really recognize

58:42

though many words.

58:43

As opposed to Yeah,

58:43

and then it was supposed to pick

58:46

up your tone or something for

58:47

other words, so I remember

58:47

like, tell him because you do

58:51

all kinds of things and I really

58:51

thought Pikachu was listening to

58:54

me but realistically it probably

58:54

wasn't it was just like it was

58:58

stupid as hell like but that was

58:58

such a fun game you take a kid

59:03

you fishing and give them some

59:03

sushi rolls and go take me other

59:08

Pokemon. More out of the like us

59:08

so much fun.

59:14

So I know we

59:14

mentioned Castlevania with the

59:17

Sega Genesis collection. But it

59:17

looks like we're also getting

59:21

the Castlevania advanced

59:21

collection which just launched

59:24

on the switch like right now it

59:24

is on the switch right now. I'm

59:28

going to be using go get it I

59:28

know get it I mean I might have

59:33

to sneak up to the wife and be

59:33

like hey honey is okay if I you

59:36

know get a Castlevania game

59:36

here. She'd probably be like, I

59:39

don't care you're grown man who

59:39

makes money?

59:41

Yeah, I mean, he probably

59:41

just do it anyways, you know,

59:44

sometimes I hear it's easier to

59:44

beg for forgiveness than ask for

59:50

permission.

59:52

Normally it is

59:52

normally it is now I'm I'm

59:55

trying to take a look at the

59:55

list of what this contains. But

59:59

it's all in Japanese. Hold on

59:59

let's see Castlevania advanced

1:00:04

collection. Oh that that's the

1:00:04

cover art the dude right there.

1:00:08

Okay, so z no and I was actually

1:00:08

talking about like what

1:00:11

Castlevania Gameboy Advance game

1:00:11

I played. And I could remember

1:00:15

for the life of me, but I

1:00:15

recognize that dude. So that's

1:00:19

definitely the game that I

1:00:19

played. Anyways. So we got

1:00:24

Castlevania circle of the moon,

1:00:24

Castlevania harmony of

1:00:29

dissonance, Castlevania Aria of

1:00:29

Sorrow, which are all from the

1:00:34

Gameboy Advance, and we got

1:00:34

Dracula x from the Super

1:00:39

Nintendo. So um, let's see who

1:00:39

it was. I think I think it was

1:00:47

circle the moon because Nathan

1:00:47

grave sounds really familiar to

1:00:50

me. So that might be that it was

1:00:50

it might have been circle the

1:00:57

moon that I played. I lonely 20

1:00:57

bucks. Heck, I might actually

1:01:01

get those like right after we're

1:01:01

done recording. 100% doing it.

1:01:06

So if that sounds up your alley

1:01:06

way Heck, I like a good

1:01:10

Castlevania game. I do Symphony

1:01:10

of the Night. And the one

1:01:15

Gameboy Advance game that I

1:01:15

played years ago were like still

1:01:17

my top two favorites. The only

1:01:17

bad one was the one that was on

1:01:21

64

1:01:22

I don't even remember

1:01:24

which one I own.

1:01:24

Oh, don't ask why. Oh, and it

1:01:29

was just more like, I was

1:01:29

picking out some Nintendo 64

1:01:33

games. And I was like, I didn't

1:01:33

know there was a Castlevania

1:01:35

game that I played in. Then I

1:01:35

realized, Oh, this is the reason

1:01:39

nobody talks about it.

1:01:41

This is why it was only

1:01:41

$2.

1:01:45

Actually, I think that's how much I picked it up. So um, project triangle

1:01:50

strategy, still not the official

1:01:55

name, which looks to be a

1:01:55

homecoming to the Final Fantasy

1:02:01

Tactics kind of gameplay and

1:02:01

it's being done by the people

1:02:04

that made Bravely Default and

1:02:04

got octopath traveler, there we

1:02:10

go. And it's going to be coming

1:02:10

out next March March 4 2020 to

1:02:16

another JRPG like game Delta

1:02:16

rune is coming out to the

1:02:23

switch. Looks like later

1:02:23

tonight, it is coming out

1:02:29

chapters one and two and it will

1:02:29

be free. Just like as they are

1:02:33

on Steam and other platforms.

1:02:33

Okay, so this next one, the

1:02:39

reason I kind of want to rush

1:02:39

through those really fast was

1:02:42

just because I think this next

1:02:42

bit of information made xeno and

1:02:48

I legitimately freak out.

1:02:52

Oh, yes. Oh my god, you

1:02:54

know exactly. Yes, I

1:02:55

know exactly what you're

1:02:55

talking about.

1:02:58

So I'll start but I

1:02:58

definitely want you to do the

1:03:03

fanboy freak out here. Um, so

1:03:03

Miyamoto came out and was

1:03:09

talking about the Mario movie.

1:03:09

Now a lot of us knew that Mario

1:03:12

was getting a movie, it's being

1:03:12

done by illumination pictures.

1:03:15

Those are the people that did

1:03:15

the minions movie. I think they

1:03:18

did the Lorax so that they did

1:03:18

saying I remember that was

1:03:23

another one they did. So you may

1:03:23

have mixed opinions on

1:03:27

illuminations, but you know,

1:03:27

Nintendo's trusted them and they

1:03:33

just announced who the voice

1:03:33

cast is going to be. Once you

1:03:38

take this one away,

1:03:39

so or, man, I don't know

1:03:39

what what are we? What are we do

1:03:44

I do this?

1:03:46

Like, should we do

1:03:46

that in the order that they were

1:03:49

announced on the direct share? I

1:03:49

don't know. That was a bombshell

1:03:52

for Mario. I thought it was

1:03:52

gonna be Charles Martin a Yeah,

1:03:55

I was like, I like I even

1:03:55

like when they were going

1:03:58

through and they're like, Mario,

1:03:58

it's like, Yeah, okay. Charles

1:04:01

Martin a, and then they announce

1:04:01

Chris Pratt, as Chris Pratt.

1:04:08

Chris Pratt.

1:04:10

Like, I would have never

1:04:10

like if you would have told me,

1:04:13

I don't think not gonna have

1:04:13

marnay do it. Like who do you

1:04:15

think would be doing it? I would

1:04:15

not have said Chris Pratt. And

1:04:19

then No, never heard this from

1:04:19

my suggestion list. Um, next

1:04:25

they have a Anna. Anya Taylor

1:04:25

joy.

1:04:30

So I looked her up.

1:04:30

She was in Split, which is

1:04:34

actually pretty decent. And she

1:04:34

was also in the witch. Okay. So

1:04:40

looking at her. She does look

1:04:40

familiar. I just haven't seen

1:04:43

her in much outside of splitting

1:04:43

the wedge. She's also in the

1:04:46

Queen's gambit. She's the main

1:04:46

actress in that. Because I know

1:04:51

you and I were like at like we

1:04:51

were actually watching this and

1:04:54

we're like, Who is she? Yeah, we

1:04:56

had no idea.

1:04:58

I feel bad because

1:04:58

she's actually decent. Yeah,

1:05:01

so don't come at us on you

1:05:07

know ninja can come

1:05:07

at me I'm destroying that Funko

1:05:09

Pop ninja don't I will go out of

1:05:09

my way buy you a new funko pop

1:05:13

to replace it like anyone you

1:05:13

want. Next time I visit the

1:05:16

Midwest, we'll go out to all

1:05:16

your normal hunting spots. You

1:05:21

see a Funko Pop you're like I

1:05:21

want that I will replace ninja

1:05:24

for it so I can destroy that ninja figure.

1:05:27

Hashtag ninja.

1:05:30

Oh no his personal

1:05:30

ninja. You and me. It's

1:05:33

personal. You and I have never

1:05:33

played the same game as each

1:05:36

other at the same time. That's

1:05:36

true. You and I have never been

1:05:38

in the same room as each other.

1:05:38

Yep, same. Yeah, but I taught

1:05:42

sixth grade when ninja was

1:05:42

popular. Okay, I have a vendetta

1:05:46

against some ninja ninja. Oh,

1:05:46

it's on I entered you and me

1:05:51

even interact vs. Ninja. It's

1:05:51

happening.

1:05:53

Let's have a roll on

1:05:53

Twitter.

1:05:57

You know what? Get

1:05:57

that get that trending. I don't

1:06:00

care how we get a trending you

1:06:00

know ninjas probably gonna go on

1:06:03

Twitter and be like, there's

1:06:03

four people tweeting about how

1:06:06

summit or eat interact. I was

1:06:06

surprised me man, whatever. I'm

1:06:09

just gonna wrap

1:06:13

up is xeno miles g 30.

1:06:13

What is going on here? That

1:06:19

sounds like to people, and he

1:06:19

would be right. Next on the

1:06:26

list. Luigi will be voiced by

1:06:26

Charlie Day.

1:06:32

No, I think the

1:06:32

moment we saw Charlie Day,

1:06:35

that's when we were sealed. It was

1:06:37

like yeah, it was like,

1:06:37

okay, Chris Pratt. I'm

1:06:39

interested Charlie Day. I'm

1:06:39

watching this movie. Where do I

1:06:43

buy tickets?

1:06:44

Yeah, for sure.

1:06:44

Luigi, I hate to say it, but if

1:06:47

it wasn't Charles Martin a for

1:06:47

that position. I think I would

1:06:50

honestly pick.

1:06:53

That makes perfect sense.

1:06:53

After they released it. It was

1:06:55

just like, oh yeah. 100% I'm

1:06:55

into it.

1:06:59

Who else now?

1:06:59

Balthazar. Basil ooze out of

1:07:04

left field for me. I was not

1:07:04

expecting this.

1:07:07

I'm 100% with it though.

1:07:08

But I'm for it.

1:07:08

Yeah, I am for it. I like

1:07:12

honestly, it was like after

1:07:12

Charlie Day who they announced I

1:07:16

was like, I'm already going to

1:07:16

theaters Yes, I don't care. 100%

1:07:20

this like made me want to

1:07:20

spend a ton of money to speed up

1:07:24

production of it so I can have it sooner.

1:07:26

Say jack black.

1:07:29

The people who say

1:07:29

that I'm the discount version of

1:07:32

what I had a shorter beard.

1:07:34

One half of Tenacious D

1:07:34

jack black is voicings battles.

1:07:42

I can see it

1:07:42

though. Yeah, I can see. I feel

1:07:45

like jack black is going to eat

1:07:45

the scenery with that roll for

1:07:51

it.

1:07:51

And he's always been one

1:07:51

that we really delve themselves

1:07:54

in the characters and stuff like

1:07:54

that. So I am so interested to

1:07:58

see how he does with browser.

1:08:00

Now, Donkey Kong is

1:08:00

also going to be in this movie

1:08:03

and who they got for Donkey Kong

1:08:03

seeds.

1:08:06

I would agree. 100% I like

1:08:06

the voice acting casting and

1:08:10

this movie is next to none. Like

1:08:10

I've only

1:08:14

one I'm

1:08:14

questionable of is Chris Pratt.

1:08:16

But I feel like they got him

1:08:16

just because he's a name at this

1:08:19

point. Especially with kids.

1:08:19

Yeah. But who they got for

1:08:23

Donkey Kong. I'm like, Yeah,

1:08:23

they they for sure. Got that for

1:08:25

the adults. I don't care who you are.

1:08:27

Yep. 100% because only the

1:08:27

adults are gonna understand like

1:08:30

the symbology behind it too, as

1:08:30

well. So we have the Seth Rogen

1:08:37

as Donkey Kong, which is

1:08:37

amazing. Like it is. Ah, this.

1:08:43

This cast alone is just like all

1:08:43

of them together is amazing.

1:08:48

Toad though, toad.

1:08:48

I was not expecting I was not

1:08:52

expecting at all the actor they

1:08:52

back.

1:08:54

Yes, we have Keegan

1:08:54

Michael key as toad. Who is

1:09:00

comedian if you don't know. Key

1:09:00

and Peele show. Be familiar with

1:09:04

that? Um, yeah,

1:09:06

no, I feel like he

1:09:06

is going to do a decent Toad

1:09:10

voice but I haven't feeling

1:09:10

because it's Kiko bikin key.

1:09:14

That Toad persona is going to

1:09:14

break Yeah,

1:09:16

yeah, I 100% I'm

1:09:16

anticipating that

1:09:19

it's definitely

1:09:19

going to go like hello hey

1:09:22

Mario, and then go down to the

1:09:22

one I just saw you Mario. We're

1:09:27

just showing you like yeah, like

1:09:27

deep voice you're gonna be like,

1:09:29

Whoa

1:09:31

we're having a perspective of toad.

1:09:34

They're also going

1:09:34

to have three other characters

1:09:40

from like three well known

1:09:40

actors I can't find them on the

1:09:43

list though. Let me see cuz

1:09:43

we're going to get Cranky Kong.

1:09:47

We're also getting it was from

1:09:47

like this old old old Mario game

1:09:57

before Mario was even really

1:09:57

Mario The characters called

1:10:01

spike who's supposed to be

1:10:01

Mario's boss? That's like the

1:10:04

only information we really know.

1:10:04

See Mario movie 2022 cast here

1:10:12

we go Hollywood Reporter see did

1:10:12

do here we go so we're gonna

1:10:18

have Kevin Michael Richardson as

1:10:18

CAMEC you know that evil little

1:10:23

wizard dude. I'm Fred Armisen as

1:10:23

cranky calm. And Sebastian

1:10:30

apologies if I mispronounce your

1:10:30

last name. Manoj Skoll go

1:10:35

Moskalenko that's definitely

1:10:35

Italian right as bike

1:10:39

don't come at us fashion

1:10:40

Please forgive me

1:10:40

I'm horrible last name for now

1:10:44

making friends on this episode

1:10:44

of joysticks you know we're now

1:10:46

we are apparently starting

1:10:46

fights with everybody

1:10:49

or sorry.

1:10:51

But yeah, I feel

1:10:51

like that's a good voice cast.

1:10:53

I'm again, Chris Pratt. I'm

1:10:53

like, but the was like the

1:10:58

moment everyone from Charlie Day

1:10:58

forward I was like, Okay, I'm on

1:11:02

this.

1:11:02

Like, I don't even care.

1:11:02

It's like, okay, Chris brats

1:11:05

Mario. I'll get past it. Charlie

1:11:05

days, Luigi. I'm in for jet lag.

1:11:10

browser hardcovers that, like,

1:11:10

bring it on.

1:11:13

I feel like at this

1:11:13

point, there's going to be so

1:11:16

many 30 and 40 somethings in

1:11:16

that theater that there's gonna

1:11:18

be one little kid that's like,

1:11:18

more you it's gonna be like stop

1:11:22

talking job blocks on the

1:11:22

screen. Do not disrespect him.

1:11:28

Oh my goodness. So I'm another

1:11:28

fan favorite game. Splatoon is

1:11:34

getting a third game. I've never

1:11:34

played Splatoon I don't think

1:11:37

you've ever played Splatoon I

1:11:37

have not. I've heard good things

1:11:41

about I heard like if you're

1:11:41

into third person shooters,

1:11:43

especially competitive ones,

1:11:43

that this is like the least

1:11:49

toxic one while you're playing

1:11:49

but it's only like toxic if

1:11:54

you're like really getting into

1:11:54

the competitive sport same. But

1:11:59

uh, yeah, it's gonna have its

1:11:59

own single player campaign like

1:12:03

the former to have had, but I

1:12:03

guess this one's actually

1:12:07

bringing back mammals is the

1:12:07

return of the mammalian ones.

1:12:11

And is this the first one

1:12:11

that's got a story mode,

1:12:15

or this would be

1:12:15

the third one. So the other two

1:12:18

have had a story mode from what

1:12:18

I'm looking at here.

1:12:21

Gotcha. And then there's I

1:12:21

think they showcase two or three

1:12:25

new abilities for the

1:12:27

they're gonna have

1:12:27

a crab robot. Yeah. They look at

1:12:34

this article to see what like

1:12:34

people who have played the game

1:12:37

to be like, oh, there's this new

1:12:37

ability. Looks like there's

1:12:41

going to be new guns. Uh yeah,

1:12:41

that's all I'm getting here is

1:12:47

new story mode. new guns have

1:12:47

fun. But it looks like they're

1:12:51

keeping the same gameplay modes

1:12:51

are returning. No news, if

1:12:57

there's going to be any kind of

1:12:57

new modes right now. But it is

1:12:59

coming out February.

1:13:00

I just saw like, it's

1:13:00

obviously a doctored photo of

1:13:06

like, another voice actor for

1:13:06

the Mario movie. And it's while

1:13:11

Luigi like, guess who they have

1:13:11

as playing while he?

1:13:16

You mean while Luigi while Luigi?

1:13:17

Yeah.

1:13:18

While Luigi Luigi.

1:13:18

Who did they pick as while Luigi

1:13:25

Robert Downey Jr. Worst part is

1:13:25

as I could see

1:13:30

it, yeah. 100% of like

1:13:30

they would have to

1:13:33

get Danny DeVito

1:13:33

though is warrior. Oh my god

1:13:36

would have to get

1:13:37

data. That would be the

1:13:37

greatest thing ever. Nintendo. I

1:13:41

am sending you a

1:13:41

picture of something. I just saw

1:13:45

the internet. Oh,

1:13:46

yeah, that 100% fits.

1:13:50

Oh, so just so

1:13:50

y'all know, I am sending him a

1:13:54

picture that somebody made with

1:13:54

Chris Pratt and Charlie Day,

1:14:00

wearing the Luigi and Mario hats

1:14:00

but like a cruelly photoshopped

1:14:06

mustache job on both mum. Oh,

1:14:06

and we also can't forget the

1:14:11

last game that they ended off on

1:14:11

on the direct and that is

1:14:17

Bayonetta three. Yeah, that was

1:14:17

now one thing that I don't like

1:14:21

and this was a fear a lot of

1:14:21

people have was the original

1:14:24

voice actress wasn't returning.

1:14:24

And that's very evident The

1:14:27

moment she opens her mouth.

1:14:27

You're like, that's not

1:14:31

Bayonetta

1:14:32

Yeah, I'm not a band that

1:14:32

a fan. I'm not played the games,

1:14:36

but even I knew like right away.

1:14:36

I was like, that is not the same

1:14:39

voice actor.

1:14:42

And like she she

1:14:42

returned as like, bay net. And

1:14:47

the second one, which was on the

1:14:47

Wii U, which got, you know,

1:14:50

ported over to the switch. She

1:14:50

also voiced Bayonetta on Smash

1:14:56

Bros. So I don't know why. From

1:14:56

what am i Understanding what I'm

1:15:00

looking online as a lot of

1:15:00

people think that it was

1:15:02

Nintendo who cut ties instead of

1:15:02

Platinum so why they decided to

1:15:07

cut her is beyond me who knows

1:15:07

maybe they want to try a

1:15:10

different route with her boys

1:15:10

yeah but you already have a very

1:15:14

cemented characters like when

1:15:14

they change snakes voice actor

1:15:17

yes like that was like I just

1:15:17

remember Twitter was like up in

1:15:22

flames like How dare you like

1:15:22

snake is David Hayter

1:15:28

like there is no out there

1:15:28

like it's just what it is I do

1:15:34

you think fans are gonna react

1:15:34

the same with Bayonetta

1:15:37

I think they will

1:15:37

actually because they've already

1:15:40

shown a sign of anger that she

1:15:40

might not be the voice actress

1:15:43

and if that's not her like if

1:15:43

xeno and I just didn't hear her

1:15:47

properly talk but no That does

1:15:47

not sound like her demo no it

1:15:51

did not sound like I feel like

1:15:51

fans are probably already going

1:15:55

to riot and I i I'm not the

1:15:55

number one guy to talk about

1:16:00

fashion because if you look at

1:16:00

me I'm wearing like a green

1:16:03

shirt with like a little

1:16:03

mountainscape in the background.

1:16:07

I wear very plain shirts.

1:16:09

I'm wearing streamers.

1:16:13

So I'm the last one

1:16:13

to talk about fashion but I

1:16:15

don't like how bandana looks in this one.

1:16:17

Yeah, the hairstyles off

1:16:17

the

1:16:21

hair sadly outfit

1:16:21

just just aren't doing it says a

1:16:24

man now. I'm not much of a

1:16:24

Bayonetta player I played the

1:16:28

first one my wife is who really

1:16:28

got into it. I feel like if I

1:16:31

showed her this you'd be like,

1:16:31

Oh, that's cute. But she

1:16:34

probably wouldn't respond the

1:16:34

same way that she did with the

1:16:36

first bayonet she loved that

1:16:36

design. He loved even more the

1:16:40

second design I feel like if I

1:16:40

show her this way she'd be like

1:16:43

Oh, that's cute. And that's

1:16:43

where it's gonna end You know

1:16:48

what? Send this photo to lumpy I

1:16:48

need a woman's input. Okay.

1:16:54

You're I'll even give you a

1:16:54

picture to send her.

1:16:57

Oh no. Oh no, he we met

1:16:57

her Yep, we missed it. We went

1:17:02

up. She happened he did the text

1:17:02

puke Alright, I'm just gonna

1:17:08

pick this one because it's

1:17:08

pretty funny. She says I love

1:17:14

dry roads more and I'm

1:17:14

anticipating those and if those

1:17:18

come with this update, I'll

1:17:18

we're gonna say poop. Because

1:17:22

she she uses a very unladylike

1:17:22

word there. She says I will poop

1:17:28

my pants because Brewster loves

1:17:28

them. And there's about six

1:17:34

others.

1:17:34

Oh, that is right.

1:17:34

Because in the hint that the

1:17:37

showed was the rooster or

1:17:37

something like that, or the

1:17:40

Brewster was coming. So who

1:17:40

knows? Who knows? I'm not that

1:17:45

big of an ammo crossing person.

1:17:45

I've only played like maybe two

1:17:48

or three games.

1:17:50

Yeah, I haven't played any

1:17:50

of them. And I really feel like

1:17:54

that's to say

1:17:55

it it's one of

1:17:55

those games where you play for

1:17:58

like a month in between games

1:17:58

and they just never touched

1:18:00

again. That's how it is for me. It

1:18:02

is 100% love me's like

1:18:02

mainstay like anytime she comes

1:18:06

over 90% of time we just like

1:18:06

catch up by the weekend stuff I

1:18:11

mean we stay in contact throughout the week for reference she lives about 45

1:18:13

minutes away from me so we all

1:18:16

see each other every day we see

1:18:16

each other probably twice a week

1:18:20

but it's mostly like catch up

1:18:20

eat some dinner or something

1:18:23

like that. And then we both game

1:18:23

and she plays Animal Crossing

1:18:27

every single time

1:18:31

so have you sent

1:18:31

her the picture

1:18:35

I am sending in now he

1:18:35

wants your opinion on this

1:18:40

character is

1:18:45

because like if you

1:18:45

were to look at the picture

1:18:47

right now our current listeners

1:18:47

I have to stop from saying

1:18:54

viewers when I'm streaming I say

1:18:54

viewers are chat but y'all are

1:18:58

listeners because you listen to

1:18:58

the podcast. There you go. He

1:19:01

There's your smart moment of the

1:19:01

day. You're such Gong. She has

1:19:05

like these long braids, but it

1:19:05

looks like they go around her

1:19:10

arms Yeah, it's just it would

1:19:10

have been one thing if she like

1:19:14

had braids, but they went in the

1:19:14

back or they went down the front

1:19:18

but since they're wrapping

1:19:18

around their arms I don't know I

1:19:20

think that's the one thing

1:19:20

that's really throwing me off

1:19:23

here feel super over

1:19:23

orchestrate and

1:19:27

and her outfit. It

1:19:27

looks like they couldn't decide

1:19:29

like what kind of theme to go

1:19:29

with it because it kind of looks

1:19:32

a little German ask. I know her

1:19:32

whole aesthetic looks German

1:19:37

this time today,

1:19:38

huh? Yeah, I could

1:19:38

definitely. Oh also during

1:19:41

the trailer, they

1:19:41

also made an astral chain

1:19:44

reference. So if you played

1:19:44

astral chain on the switch,

1:19:48

there was a little reference at

1:19:48

the beginning but other than

1:19:51

that I have never played astral

1:19:51

chain so I don't know how that

1:19:54

could connect. And debating that

1:19:54

I've heard is fun. I've heard

1:19:57

astral trains actually like an

1:19:57

extremely fun game. But again

1:20:00

just never played

1:20:02

it. Yeah, Sam What about

1:20:02

the like, right at the end of

1:20:06

the trailer, there's like a

1:20:06

mysterious character this blade

1:20:11

that really resembles was named

1:20:11

from double may cry

1:20:16

original looks like

1:20:16

virtual from Devil May Cry so I

1:20:19

know the team at Platinum did

1:20:19

work on Devil May Cry. So I

1:20:25

don't know if they got the

1:20:25

rights from capcom to introduce

1:20:30

Virgil into the series, or if it

1:20:30

was like they're just getting a

1:20:35

character that kind of looks

1:20:35

like it to be like, hey, look

1:20:37

Devil May Cry we kind of worked

1:20:37

on that game.

1:20:41

Yeah. Now it's, we'll see.

1:20:45

Oh, and um, Square

1:20:45

Enix also announced a remake of

1:20:50

an old Super Nintendo titled

1:20:50

called act razor, but they're

1:20:54

calling it actraiser Renaissance

1:20:54

and it's another game that's

1:20:58

going to launch today. So might

1:20:58

be something I might look into.

1:21:02

I was kind of surprised to

1:21:02

see that where Nintendo's like

1:21:05

yeah, we're gonna we're

1:21:05

announcing this game. And yeah,

1:21:08

you can get it like after direct

1:21:08

if you want to.

1:21:12

Yeah, you know, sometimes they do that where they're just like, Hey, there

1:21:13

was like no hype leading into

1:21:15

this. Here's a game for you. You

1:21:15

know how I just said Danny

1:21:19

DeVito could be warrior. Yeah.

1:21:19

This is floating around. Oh my

1:21:23

gosh, yes. He there is just a

1:21:23

photoshopped picture. Danny

1:21:29

DeVito is head on Mario's body.

1:21:29

Warriors mustache. And it fits

1:21:35

so well. We need him as Mario

1:21:38

is so perfect. It's got to

1:21:38

be a sequel. Like they got to

1:21:46

Dennis's mole Luigi. Oh my gosh

1:21:46

is perfect. They gotta come. I'm

1:21:51

also looking at who

1:21:51

they have. That's a square enix

1:21:57

property coming to the new

1:21:57

Chocobo racing game. Okay, looks

1:22:01

like we're gonna have Vivi from

1:22:01

Final Fantasy nine or Keenum

1:22:04

hearts too. I know your kingdom

1:22:04

hearts burst. Yeah. We're also

1:22:09

going to have Gilgamesh Okay,

1:22:09

sir. Yeah, I wasn't expecting

1:22:14

that. They say black major,

1:22:14

because, you know, Black Mages

1:22:18

just that universal thing. But

1:22:18

if you look at it, I'll even

1:22:22

send you a picture. That's vv.

1:22:29

Oh, yeah, that's 100%

1:22:30

vvv. Yeah, they're

1:22:30

saying is blackmailed. So you

1:22:35

know, whatever. Um, does this

1:22:35

list Anybody else? And of

1:22:40

course, you know, choke about.

1:22:40

Okay, so here's some updates

1:22:43

about it, it's going to feature

1:22:43

power ups, which are called

1:22:48

Magic sites. So it looks like

1:22:48

they are taking the Chocobo

1:22:52

racing aesthetic, where you have

1:22:52

to collect and build up your

1:22:56

magic. So it's going to have

1:22:56

fire magic, arrow magic, and do

1:23:02

magic. so far. Those were the

1:23:02

only ones that were shown in the

1:23:05

trailer. You just don't know

1:23:05

which one of those you're going

1:23:08

to get this time because they're

1:23:08

going to be in capsules with

1:23:10

question marks, so you're not

1:23:10

going to really see them. Okay,

1:23:14

so I'm assuming ice is probably

1:23:14

also going to be in there and

1:23:17

probably other elements as well.

1:23:17

There will be a multiplayer mode

1:23:20

that's going to support up to 64

1:23:20

players online. Jesus, this has

1:23:26

to be an ascension tournament

1:23:26

now Oh yeah. This has to be an

1:23:30

ascension tournament. It's also

1:23:30

going to be teams of eight eight

1:23:34

by eight elimination. There we

1:23:34

go. That's the ascension

1:23:37

tournament. Come on. eight by

1:23:37

eight a little mention Mojo

1:23:40

you're listening. I

1:23:40

know you're listening to

1:23:40

this. Look at me. Whoa. We need

1:23:43

us.

1:23:44

We need this all we

1:23:44

switch switch switch. who sets

1:23:49

this up? It's coming out next

1:23:49

year man. We can plan for this

1:23:54

we can pre plan I just hope it's

1:23:54

good man. Cuz I love the

1:23:58

original.

1:23:59

Yeah. It's like, you

1:23:59

always hope that for your

1:24:02

childhood like games that like

1:24:02

get rid remastered and you're

1:24:06

just like, Alright, I remember

1:24:06

all these feelings for and

1:24:09

stuff. And it's like you

1:24:09

desperately want to feel those

1:24:11

things again. And it's such a

1:24:11

letdown when they don't deliver

1:24:16

on it.

1:24:17

Big time. Like,

1:24:17

there's so much from this

1:24:23

Nintendo Direct that I'm just

1:24:23

like, I want to sink my teeth

1:24:26

into. But some of us are just

1:24:26

gonna have to wait till next

1:24:30

year. And it's like, oh, yeah.

1:24:30

And it's because so much of this

1:24:35

got pushed off until 2022. But I

1:24:35

feel like you know, that's just

1:24:40

going to be the year that's

1:24:40

going to be the year for gamers

1:24:43

because it was a dry spell for

1:24:43

21. Like we had a few games that

1:24:46

came out this year that were

1:24:46

pretty fun. Yeah, a lot of them

1:24:48

were indies like most of the AAA

1:24:48

stuff just wasn't really there.

1:24:53

Yeah, as far as main

1:24:53

titles, I think really the only

1:24:56

thing I got really excited about

1:24:56

was probably Monster Hunter

1:24:59

rise.

1:25:00

All right so we are

1:25:00

going to have to wrap up this

1:25:03

first half of joysticks united

1:25:03

again, thank you to xeno for

1:25:08

joining me during this podcast

1:25:08

so it wasn't just me awkwardly

1:25:12

talking to myself again. Xena

1:25:12

wants you to give yourself a

1:25:15

little shout out here where can

1:25:15

people find you so you can

1:25:18

find me on Twitch Of

1:25:18

course at twitch TV forward

1:25:22

slash xeno stream 38 You can

1:25:22

also find me on tik tok at xeno

1:25:28

stream 38 as well we just post

1:25:28

some highlights of different

1:25:32

gameplay so you can see what to

1:25:32

expect out of the stream

1:25:35

especially on the four streams I

1:25:35

post a lot of those so you can

1:25:39

see why I wear the brown pants

1:25:39

on those streams. We are going

1:25:44

to be working on some original

1:25:44

content I know he and I have

1:25:47

talked about getting together

1:25:47

and doing some tic tocs on there

1:25:50

too. So expect some original

1:25:50

content coming from the TIC Tock

1:25:55

and then you can find me on

1:25:55

Twitter where I just post about

1:25:58

anything and everything and

1:25:58

daily life over at extreme as my

1:26:04

handle on Twitter and then if

1:26:04

you're not in a discord getting

1:26:07

the discord because I'm going to

1:26:07

be posting highlights from a

1:26:11

ghost event that is going to be

1:26:11

passed by the time this comes

1:26:15

out. But you'll be able to

1:26:15

relive everything because I'm

1:26:18

going to post it all to discord

1:26:18

so definitely come check it out

1:26:21

hang out with us love to have

1:26:21

you anytime.

1:26:25

And for those who

1:26:25

are while y'all are all audio

1:26:29

listeners we'll make sure that

1:26:29

we have links to everything xeno

1:26:32

related so make sure to check

1:26:32

him out he is a very good friend

1:26:36

of the stream him and I normally

1:26:36

stream together on Mondays so if

1:26:39

you watch me you more than

1:26:39

likely medzi no all right so we

1:26:46

are going to pass things over to

1:26:46

Miles and his very special guest

1:26:50

So take it away Miles he's

1:26:50

probably not going to have an

1:26:54

introduction for him taken away

1:26:54

from me but whatever seen

1:26:58

transition and cut

1:27:02

What's up everybody

1:27:02

mouths you 170 here with a

1:27:05

special interview with someone

1:27:05

that has been a big supporter of

1:27:10

joysticks from the very beginning one of the ones that helped actually get it off the

1:27:12

ground and started put the idea

1:27:16

in our heads and helped us get

1:27:16

rolling me and he likes to joke

1:27:19

around on here and call him

1:27:19

daddy but this is our guy Hall

1:27:24

who is the head of Ascension you

1:27:24

could actually find him over at

1:27:30

YouTube slash see slash haul

1:27:30

YouTube I'll have that link in

1:27:34

the description below no problem

1:27:34

welcome welcome I know we've

1:27:40

been trying to get this set up for a while

1:27:43

yeah early morning how do

1:27:43

you feel about the early morning

1:27:45

doing I was up this is my time I

1:27:45

love this time of day

1:27:50

Oh it's so nice

1:27:50

like I'm excited cuz I'm going

1:27:53

to the gym and I'm going

1:27:53

shopping after this I love going

1:27:55

to the store when nobody else is

1:27:55

there.

1:27:58

I agree 100% so

1:28:00

much nicer people

1:28:00

people don't know oh man so how

1:28:04

you been doing what's been going

1:28:04

on? You have a bunch of

1:28:07

vacations in the next few months don't you?

1:28:09

I do I do I get to travel

1:28:09

three times in a row like four

1:28:12

weeks apart so I'm missing the

1:28:12

next three town halls which is

1:28:15

not cool. But just to be my baby

1:28:15

to run luckily born dreamer is

1:28:20

going to be taking care of that

1:28:20

for us so and you and he are

1:28:23

going to be doing a little bit in the town hall as well as special so that'll be good for

1:28:25

the team.

1:28:28

I'm excited for that it's gonna be a good one. But yeah, that's actually

1:28:31

something you're able to use for

1:28:34

content as well. And I tried to

1:28:34

emulate that a little bit on my

1:28:39

past vacation but I don't quite