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It's another jewbile phone frame twenties.

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Hello.

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Hey there, this is Pete Eakins calling

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from corporate HR for I

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was looking for Tina.

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Hi, this is Tina.

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Tina. Hey, how are you? I'm so sorry about you on

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your cell phone? Do you have a moment?

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Yeah?

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Sure, you said that you were calling from

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HR.

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Yes, I needed to speak with

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you about a situation

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that we just were informed

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of.

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And like another coworker

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like complained about.

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Oh no, I'm so sorry. Yeah,

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duh, Pete, I didn't even

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think about that. Yeah, of course, whenever HR calls,

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that's always the first thing that goes to is there's nothing

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with another employee. It's just that we noticed

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we made a mistake actually with

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a bonus that you received six

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months ago.

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Yeah. I remember getting the bonus. What do

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you mean mistake?

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Yeah, so you received a five thousand

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dollars performance bonus.

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Yeah, unfortunately we

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actually have to take that. We actually need that money back.

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We weren't supposed to give you five thousand dollars at all. Wait,

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wait, what if you don't

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have the cash directly, We'll just have

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to go ahead and take it out of your next paycheck

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or paychecks until we get the five thousand

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dollars back because we were not supposed to give you a five thousand

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dollars bonus. I'm so sorry our mistake.

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I'm sorry. I'm probably like a hard time understand. Okay,

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So you gave me a bonus, yes,

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and now six months later you're

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saying that I didn't get that

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bonus, and now I owe you

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that money and you're gonna take it out

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of.

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My check unless you can just give us

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the full lump sum back. We'll have no choice

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but to do that, you know, as our mistake. I'm so sorry

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about that. So, yes, we need the five thousand

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dollars back, basically, and.

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It hit six months

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for you.

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Things move kind of slow, but I'm sure

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you still have it right.

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No, honestly, I don't. I

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have a lot of student debt and.

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I just put it right towards that we can work

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it out, you know. But we do need the five thousand

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dollars back. So this is just to let you know. We can figure

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out all the details, but we're going to need that bonus

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back. We weren't supposed to give you that as a bonus. I'm

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so sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm just having a really hard

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time understand, like I get a bonus

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every year. I'm one of the top sales.

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Performers, still get a bonus, a performance

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bonus. It's just as a company,

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we are owning this mistake. I want to let you

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know that it was a miscalculation on our

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part. We are very sorry about it. Unfortunately,

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though tough economic times, we need to get that

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five thousand dollars back from you.

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I don't think that what you're doing is even legal. I

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really don't feel comfortable with this conversation. You still haven't

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even told me what my actual bonus

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was supposed to be and what the difference is.

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Oh, that's the exciting part. That's why I

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wanted to say. It's actually better. We're supposed

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to have done away with all the cash bonuses. Your

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bonus this year was supposed to be a year

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subscription into the Fruit Salad of the Month Club,

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A new fruit salad every single month.

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Fruit Salad of a month.

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Yes, what is

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that fruit

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salad? A new fruit salad from all

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kinds of exotic fruits. It's a really great club.

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Okay are you are you taking

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notes on this conversation? You said you're an r

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r yes. Okay. I want you to guard your

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pant and I want you to write this down.

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Okay, got my pen and

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it's ready to go.

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I want you to write you

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this company, this situation,

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I quit. You could take your fruit salad

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and shove it.

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Okay.

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Well, then at this point, I'll just tell you

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that this is actually Jubil from the Jubel Show doing

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a phone prank on you and your manager Charles site

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you up. He

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said that that you do a really good job

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and you got a big bonus this year, and you wanted to mess

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with you and take it back.

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See what to.

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Oh my god, okay, take it back. You're gonna

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Charles wake

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up every morning with Jubile phone Franks