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Brandy and Julie on Female Rage, Britney and Grifters

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Thursday, 2nd May 2024
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McDonald's Juicy Scoop.

1:00

Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.

1:03

I have the stars of

1:06

one of the greatest podcasts that

1:08

was just acquired from a huge network. People

1:10

are dying for it. It

1:12

is Brandy and Julie of Dumb

1:14

Gay Podcast. Guys, how

1:17

did I get this booking? Thank

1:19

you so much for being here.

1:21

I'm very excited about your podcast

1:24

growth. Well, you know, you've said,

1:26

I remember years

1:28

and years ago when

1:31

you said to us, when we

1:33

appeared on your podcast, the Juicy

1:35

Scoop, that our lives would

1:37

change, and they have. And

1:41

so I feel a full circle

1:44

moment here with all of us

1:46

together in this wondrous time.

1:49

I love it. Love it.

1:51

The real guest is the

1:54

live show On Friday.

1:56

Yes, let's talk about the live show. Friday. I

1:58

Have it right here. We Never would have a...

2:00

the to do without the ten million dollars you're

2:02

paying. I guess what I'm paying handy I am

2:04

you but you guys have to split it for

2:06

that is that I know I'm I'm. From

2:08

Ah the next year renegotiation,

2:12

That we are very sad. A ticket to

2:14

Scottsdale. The were a do some hot topic

2:16

today and there's. What? Is great

2:19

about the life so if we let it

2:21

for can wrap this you could not he

2:23

wrote we're going to say anywhere but if

2:25

you go to a live so you can't

2:27

hear it on the patron he can't hear

2:29

here. Is so that is

2:31

why it's super fun. Julie's

2:33

get a started to show with her

2:35

amazing san up that I do my

2:38

amazing fresh new stanhope of stuff you

2:40

haven't heard. and then Brandy comes out.

2:42

any cute outfit? Are you worried Brioche

2:45

feels that you love? Yeah! And then

2:47

we talked shit at the Epa so

2:49

it is a good one. There are

2:52

still tickets. Laughed! It's only one show

2:54

because. I. Could only do

2:56

one show because I have the greatest

2:58

thing happening on Sunday. May

3:00

fifth. It

3:03

is my. Mother's. Day.

3:05

Bronze. And mass.

3:09

Seen. For for brand and school.

3:12

And I went when he was a freshman. And

3:15

I saw how me that was and

3:17

that the senior spoke and I said.

3:20

You. Could ask for me ten million dollars.

3:22

I'm not missing this snail is it? He

3:24

is going to speak. It. Might be

3:26

quite simple. I don't care. I'm

3:29

so excited! He. Is going to

3:31

be he's going to have you have so

3:33

of say you asked him if for any

3:35

and Leon and I just trust that it'll

3:38

be great. I just trusted

3:40

of the great and that's all I

3:42

want. Will you? Say. Thing in

3:44

the die if he gets up there is

3:46

like my mom is the greatest mom in

3:48

the world that. Is our whatever

3:51

it is Iowa versus specific?

3:53

Are. Super Generals Amazing. It

3:56

is. If. You're looking to

3:58

go to school. They do offer. That's

4:00

at the end of the four years more

4:02

sophisticated left to said you're kinda crappy said

4:04

no. I'm very excited about it. So Drake

4:07

didn't do it or Drake when tell Dasa

4:09

Okay our so he graduated during coven. Oh.

4:13

Yeah, well you know it's oh same kids. Whose.

4:15

Graduations i don't you want to get to it

4:17

are being compromise of those same kids that didn't

4:19

get to graduate from high school could cope it.

4:22

Are. now.org hours away from up from college

4:24

says and got another else oh but

4:26

you can listen now might have a

4:28

day away when you have an answer

4:30

and head and I agree yes yeah

4:32

see I knowing as yes yeah you

4:34

know you're absolutely correct So much that

4:37

we are have fun okay of I

4:39

just wanted of a little bit a

4:41

latest with Britney Spears and this isn't

4:43

fun but it's it's to see what

4:45

we don't know. Some people don't think

4:47

we should be worried, other people do.

4:49

So. You'd quite a weekend

4:52

or right? It started out. With.

4:54

This photo where she was with her

4:56

dad. And. Shooter Dad did

4:58

settled their legal dispute over the conservatorship.

5:01

He was saying that she owed him

5:03

to million for the money that he

5:05

had to spend paying lawyers who help

5:07

them manage the conservative briny and her

5:10

lawyers didn't agree with paying that much,

5:12

especially because they were some serious accusations

5:14

of retail against her Dad. But.

5:16

It has been sell the we don't

5:19

know what it is but they were

5:21

seen together okay and she was laying

5:23

down eventually want to be seen em

5:25

photographs you know clearly doing her classic

5:27

know seat belt which we know she

5:29

loves. Of rice rice. She

5:31

loves to not wear seatbelts. Brown.

5:33

Pumps or back. This. Could

5:35

be a side of stability or not.

5:37

I don't know. She seems fine grandpa

5:39

say home so sweetly. Can believe I

5:41

decided this this for the brett she

5:43

was were in different around Tom Sawyer

5:45

are eventually going back and danced around

5:47

the to take secretary for yea. They.

5:50

Add another to dress pushing the boobs

5:52

of is the brown pump you know?

5:54

And and of course Tmz interviewed some

5:56

psychiatry. He says that she should be

5:59

on med. Edit: As other

6:01

people are saying, she's going through her

6:03

sixty million. This is through paid six

6:05

going through her mix. Sixty million dollar

6:07

est pas conservatorship. Like crazy she goes

6:09

on. To go to Hawaii

6:12

goes to and all these places

6:14

always takes private jets goes. You.

6:16

Know, I don't know if that's true

6:18

or not, but she was seen in

6:20

a. Driving. And like a

6:22

cheaper in a car with a bunch

6:24

of friends to the back and she

6:26

filmed it and she said take took

6:28

it down but Tmz captured it and

6:30

they were going to a winery and

6:32

then she posted this bottle of wine

6:35

and she said this is my first

6:37

three hundred dollar bottle of wine. And

6:40

it's called. Nord. And great advertising I

6:42

hope they send My taste is an unmanned

6:45

and and I nor normally would spend six

6:47

ninety nine on Sunday Three hundred and I'm

6:49

like you know, Free. Of these

6:51

people, let me have my thousand. Dollar Bottle. Why

6:53

would she deserves? An

6:55

and shield kind of made fun of her

6:58

sister so people thought they were going through.

7:00

This thing is is to the all her

7:02

accents to that. Are we going through a

7:04

jungle now? Ali oh. Maybe.

7:06

I'll be like my sister lives in and

7:08

chandeliers and phase me phase me. It's all

7:11

about me referencing that she was on that

7:13

Special Forces. What as

7:15

of people that's resisting The sister. Of

7:18

the shower like it's over. she's having fun

7:20

with her friends while going to a winery

7:23

and they're probably a little body I'm not

7:25

driving. I. Don't know

7:27

you guys? Yes, I mean obviously

7:29

she's completely of her and Butter

7:31

is no issue. she can take

7:34

care of. Resolve: When we was

7:36

completely say well the graham videos

7:38

we'd just are like wow. It's

7:41

been so good that she's out of

7:43

this conservator say I: It's really striving

7:45

for Morris. Say a solar a

7:47

Segway. You know, mean I? It's

7:49

so it's so hard because he knows.

7:51

Assaults about i did feel bad for

7:53

in that conservatorship was i thought was

7:56

super super brutal but then you're like

7:58

she's insane. I mean says. The

8:00

rate of insane She's love me or deranged

8:02

or whatever it is that a person gets

8:04

cause they've been abused or mistreated for their

8:06

whole life. I think she's I think she

8:09

has. A problems but I don't

8:11

think she needs to be like caged animal.

8:13

Well listen Iri thinking Heather

8:16

didn't to meet her right

8:18

zone usually? Pretty sure Barrymore

8:20

and. Ah, that is why you

8:22

got it out alive, shell out as or is more

8:25

to the story. Said I

8:27

do share of the whole story. I.

8:30

Wish you well wishing the

8:32

Norton Winery invite me out.

8:34

Also say about I Love.

8:36

Three hundred dollar by red wine. And look

8:38

at a three. Hundred. Dollars you normally spend.

8:40

Six ninety Nine. And now she's many three

8:42

hundred And that was isn't. Six. Dollars

8:45

and ninety nine cent of six

8:47

dollars in diamonds. I wonder is

8:49

only herself that down on her

8:51

knees put the spread of a

8:53

relevant they're putting any right on

8:55

the ground and in our Department

8:57

of Motor display that you're right.

8:59

That photo is like. Yes

9:01

maybe she was that are for like three

9:03

or four people with their so I hope

9:06

he ain't your through for people that are

9:08

getting a free afternoon and you're doing numerous

9:10

accents for a tainment right? I would hope

9:12

that they would help with the social me

9:14

I am post a million plus the Land

9:17

on the ground smile. It's do it. Let's

9:19

do it. I mean. I'm.

9:21

Know we love Britney. We'll our

9:23

to Moses hope she's okay. Also

9:25

had a real fun time! I.

9:28

Mean, I laminate coach. I.

9:30

Am slightly. Crippled.

9:33

By my half, I don't even

9:35

know. What?

9:38

I was sitting where you dancing? A

9:41

wasn't the dancing, it was just a hard.

9:43

Core walk in the was coming from the

9:45

walking. Of three days of.

9:49

I mean. I. Wore boots

9:52

one day then I we were boots

9:54

to the pre parties with all the

9:56

celebrities and then would switch to tennis

9:58

shoes before we get meet you. Go

10:00

to the actual things like today's a

10:02

terrorist, It didn't It was still so

10:04

much walking and a but so much

10:06

fun and I ran into Kristin. Cavallari.

10:09

And How Hot? Montana

10:12

Boy Wrath for out or little cub.

10:14

She's a Puma. He's a cub. And

10:17

they were babes! and I got

10:19

a cute photo and I'm. Peter.

10:22

With I move even even know who

10:24

they were and and I think you

10:27

don't understand and someone was like ooh

10:29

ooh maybe she'll get you a Montana

10:31

or I'm like I'm I have a

10:33

former lifeguard from Oceanside Santiago ah the

10:35

A Ninety Eight so I don't think

10:37

I need your twenty four year old

10:40

one cannibal. And okay know that on

10:42

peters up the all the Montana we.

10:44

All me about hey it's he's

10:46

alive guy he's a offer these

10:49

it will. They like experts see

10:51

the truck expert. he's a three

10:53

wheeler expert as duster expert is

10:56

all the experts Really enjoy of.

10:58

Literally. At it and and her and her own

11:00

time when we're not with you other suitors. The like

11:02

this sometimes I just don't. I

11:04

wonder peter ever just like looks outside

11:06

it is traffic and I'm like because

11:09

like I did his as a jewelry

11:11

that and I'm like this are oddly

11:13

hazardous. These men all sister yes assist

11:15

assist the idiot see as a certain

11:18

homes upon a cross my mind that

11:20

isn't olds throughout the. Day I your

11:22

lot of people like would you do stagecoach

11:24

again. Okay, You.

11:27

Know how they were says claw of things

11:29

that go and pick up the little toy

11:31

from the arcade. If there's

11:33

a way for a claw just to drop

11:35

me in my city, for

11:38

three days and then pick me up. And.

11:41

Slimy out of their

11:43

then yes, The I

11:45

know that's an extra ticket that's an artist's

11:47

pass I didn't have as a maybe I

11:49

would do that and maybe I would do

11:51

by nice Did this Subtle said you should

11:53

do that but the shuttle drop off wasn't

11:56

anywhere near my house. but still I wouldn't

11:58

hurt. Wait for the super. ah. I'm

12:00

a graphic to with. Our we

12:02

just go to my house in Lucky into.

12:05

And. Barbecue and stream it that from

12:07

the pool. That's the thing to do.

12:10

I. Simply baby I do that next

12:12

or it was super fine. Peter and I

12:14

rallied every day. We had so much fun

12:17

and all the parties. The weather was good,

12:19

it wasn't too hot some years it is

12:21

an I love country music. I love country

12:23

music because. I. Didn't know how to

12:25

change the station on my car when I would

12:27

get off the freeway and lucky to and there

12:30

was a public a. Fm radio

12:32

station than us out and that's

12:34

what I got into country music

12:36

and I knew all songs. He

12:38

said I lost it. You have a

12:41

favorite country artists or know right now

12:43

it's Morgan Wall and Idol. Controversial to

12:45

through the said share offices but out

12:47

of everybody was always also this kid

12:49

Bailey Zimmerman who came out wearing a

12:51

Sir Elton At least younger countries are

12:53

generally. Dress real country. These. Jersey

12:55

Country Star. They're like chatted up.

12:57

One guy came out undershirt that said i

13:00

like older women that's Bally's A room and

13:02

as as cute with this like white on

13:04

a tight shorts. So. That was

13:06

like not a country other than Hardy came

13:08

out and he was like a mix matched

13:11

outset. She. Had like beat shorts on

13:13

and like a weird golf shirt. He.

13:15

Was great though. I knew all his songs. And. Then

13:17

Morgan came out in a normal country

13:19

outfit and this girl next to us.

13:21

Every time he said just a song,

13:23

she goes. Oh

13:26

I suffered. And

13:28

she what I to sit on your face

13:30

every some like Clancy girls i say it

13:32

was just. It. Was fun

13:35

Know it was father. It's a lot

13:37

of walking. they need people movers. We

13:39

did this thing in like were worse

13:42

pachyderms or were that jordan? It's.

13:44

Just crazy funeral padres cycle. It's like

13:46

a guy thing. the pyramids a guy.

13:48

but it was. Oh my

13:50

god we got have a fraught with a

13:52

guide. And. Which was a lot of money

13:54

to have this guy be one. have a guide, right?

13:57

you know? And. i had a mutt

13:59

my hair covered Yeah, you know cuz you're like

14:01

in the Middle East. Yeah, and When

14:04

we got he's like showing us a map. Wait,

14:06

did Julie not have to have her hair covered?

14:08

That's my little secret I mean pretended she

14:10

was a man. I Will

14:14

risk it no, I'm not covering my face. Oh,

14:16

yeah So yeah, we get up

14:18

to the to the you know map of

14:20

the place with the guide and it's like Pretty

14:23

large and I'm like looking at it and I'm like Seeing

14:26

the little things that are on maps that tell

14:28

you sort of like distance Yeah, and

14:31

I was adding it up and I was like, I'm

14:33

sorry. How long is this and he's like 18 miles

14:37

On foot total and I was like round trip I

14:40

don't think it wasn't 18 miles to get to the thing It

14:42

was like when you could you have to go to there and there and there and

14:44

there Well, it was nine miles to get to the main thing

14:46

we wanted to see and then

14:48

it was gonna be nine miles back Did you do it?

14:51

Yes, and then we saw people Flying

14:54

by in golf carts and

14:57

I and I'm in the hot hot headdress

15:00

and like my hair turned into one big dread And

15:02

it just was I will never again

15:05

do something like that without a girl Well,

15:07

we did the petty cab so partly walking

15:09

out of the area of

15:11

stagecoach Davis kachela There's these guys in these

15:13

or girls in these electric petty cabs We're

15:15

like four to six people can fit and

15:18

I swear to God it was like I do feel

15:20

like it's the Titanic Like people just

15:23

jumping on the last lifeboat Like

15:32

it was just everyone was for

15:34

themselves it was out of An

15:41

electric petty cab and I'm gonna make myself $50,000

15:44

in three days. Yeah, that's what you gotta do.

15:46

They can charge whatever they want Are

15:49

you watching baby reindeer? Had

15:52

you finish it? Yes, I have not

15:54

finished it. So don't ruin the ending Well,

15:58

I like one episode off Do

16:00

you want to know how we finished it? Because

16:05

I didn't like it and Julie didn't like

16:07

it, so we watched all of the episodes

16:09

in a little under an hour. Okay,

16:11

you didn't like it. Okay. I

16:14

was at a dinner last night with a bunch of women and there was

16:16

a mixed reviews for it as well. Everyone

16:19

told me to watch it. I

16:21

felt kind of mixed too. I kind of feeling like it's

16:24

work now to finish it. So,

16:28

what I find interesting is about a

16:30

guy, it's based on two one-man shows

16:32

that he did about his

16:34

life and they kind of combined

16:36

it into this short series. The

16:39

main story is that he's working at

16:41

the spa and this woman comes in

16:43

and she's like, oh,

16:46

I can't afford anything and he gives her a Diet

16:48

Coke, but then she says she's a lawyer and

16:51

every day he gives her a free Diet

16:53

Coke and then she starts stalking him and

16:55

he finds out that she is a convicted

16:57

stalker of other things. And they're in England,

16:59

but he's Scottish, right? Yes. Okay.

17:03

So, anyway, now he, you know, when you

17:05

write about people, whether it's in a book

17:07

like I have or whatever, I've explained this,

17:09

to keep legal happy.

17:12

They say like, in my book,

17:14

you'll never blue ball this town again. I date a bunch of guys.

17:17

And besides changing the person's name, it's

17:19

like, don't go from Brian to Brad,

17:21

go from Brian to Paul. And

17:26

if he's an eye doctor in

17:28

Santa Monica, make him

17:30

a foot doctor in the

17:32

Hollywood Hills. Like don't, or don't

17:34

even make him a doctor. Like you have to change

17:36

so many degrees of things. So

17:39

anyway, and he also said, don't try to find

17:41

this woman, whatever, but of course, the internet sleuth

17:43

found her. But she's coming forth

17:45

and she's upset about

17:48

the show because the character who plays

17:50

her is heavy. Not

17:53

that she was a stalker, not all the weird

17:55

shit she did. She was just like, oh,

17:58

maybe if I gained four. stones or whatever

18:00

the expression is of weight and I'm like

18:03

look they're trying to make it that you

18:05

were different and it was still someone who

18:07

was a little off she's 58 the

18:09

real woman today but this happened to

18:11

him like in his 20s

18:14

and he's clearly more like

18:16

40 now and does anyone know what

18:18

she looks like or just that she's

18:20

not just not fat 58 and so

18:22

she's pissed about that and she says

18:25

she's gonna sue for defamation and

18:28

maybe gonna sue for defamation so good

18:30

luck with that after stalking him and

18:32

now you know how it fucking feels

18:35

I'm glad that she's that some people

18:37

have found her and she's annoyed I

18:39

don't really care yeah like you made

18:41

this guy's life hell and thank God

18:43

he turned a hellish experience into art

18:46

which was to but you know one

18:48

man shows which then became a TV

18:50

show so you know I

18:52

like the psychology of I felt

18:56

like that they should have maybe or could have one

18:58

it should have just been a movie too

19:00

long too I

19:02

like the psychology of you

19:05

don't like this person and you know they're

19:07

a pathological liar but you're he

19:09

at least was admitting that his ego

19:11

couldn't get enough of it yes and

19:13

it's he's very honest yeah

19:15

all of it so honest and we do

19:17

get caught up in that and particularly I

19:19

think now online it's like you

19:22

know your ego getting off on you

19:25

know weirdos online giving you compliments

19:27

or that's how catfishing happens I

19:30

mean he is the

19:32

situation was different because he was kind of

19:34

getting catfished right in front of his eyes

19:36

and it was obvious right from the very

19:38

beginning right but it was that part of

19:40

it was really interesting the psychology of that

19:42

yes and then how she's saying now you're

19:45

basically stalking me you're using me for

19:48

Fame and wealth and all this other

19:51

stuff will too fucking bad. Yeah but

19:53

if you enter someone's life now it's

19:55

my you're part of my life and

19:57

I could say whatever I want this

19:59

experience. Happened to me and.

20:02

To. Mad. Thank. God a

20:04

web you know it was interesting. She's

20:06

an incredible actress, by the way. This.

20:08

Way as wonderful you know it's it's interesting

20:10

zoo or mum after. We finish as like

20:12

he. Moves he was trying

20:14

to be a comedian. yeah and it's

20:17

working at a bar is clear. Is

20:19

that going good? He gets stock to

20:21

get some broiled and the saying the

20:23

ego and burn it's horrible in these

20:25

beings to store church and send in

20:27

a then he turns into the one

20:29

man south and now his biggest success.

20:32

Is due to this. Experience.

20:34

Which. I think it's pretty interesting. They're

20:37

intertwined evidence. Of like that

20:39

trauma. Yeah, I mean, I don't even

20:41

know how to articulate, but I thought I would. I

20:43

got it remotely interesting. And and says something

20:45

about it was just like, weirdly poetic.

20:48

Plus I do too and I feel like

20:50

you know, comedy is. Being. Authentic, but

20:52

it's also tragedy plus time. So this

20:54

happened a while ago. He was able

20:56

to make. Something out of it.

20:59

It's not particularly funny, but it's like, know it

21:01

it. It's pretty dark. I don't really think it's

21:03

funny at all. Actually, it's so so. It's not

21:05

like that even a dark comedy isn't But it's.

21:08

It's. The honesty and the in

21:10

the other story line about his

21:12

he was assaulted that is so.

21:15

On. S like I've never seen that

21:17

kind of honesty about the aftermath of

21:19

something like that for a man and

21:22

I think that is also. Really brave

21:24

yet side love to see a documentary.

21:27

About. The real thing out of and yeah yeah,

21:29

I would love that. As of we loved all

21:31

of the. All. Of the topics

21:33

and themes in psychology and. The.

21:35

Things that were talking about right of cease

21:37

itself with the. Torture. It

21:40

was kind of okay, This

21:43

was from our girl at the Pink

21:45

Shade pod. She said I was featured

21:47

yet last night and once again. My.

21:50

Second guessed wrong or the know or.

21:53

We were waiting for your for your

21:55

testimonial. Artist? whatever one know either How

21:58

what have you gotten out of. two

22:00

big guest roles. Last week you were on the

22:02

valley and this week you were on Venerpump.

22:08

It's called Little Turkey Sliders.

22:11

It's called a past app of a

22:14

tuna on a crust. It's

22:17

called free apps and just

22:20

being excited to be invited to something. So

22:22

yeah I went both times and

22:24

you would too if you

22:27

were invited and not just you I

22:29

mean the world. We were cut out of the

22:31

edit though. I am thirsty. What

22:33

do you think I'm doing? You think I don't want

22:35

you to watch me right now? Yeah.

22:38

Don't watch me. I'm just doing this

22:40

for myself. I don't want anyone to know

22:42

who I am or go to my shows

22:45

or listen to my things. No don't like

22:47

my post. I'm not thirsty.

22:50

I'm just doing this so I can what?

22:52

What is that? I know. So

22:54

anyway so yes I had fun

22:57

and I did get Heather and Jenna, Lala's

22:59

friends. But

23:02

then she wrote so funny, if I

23:04

find out next week that Heather bang Jack or

23:07

went down on Ariana in Tom's car that

23:09

would be so juicy. No I

23:11

have not hooked up with anyone from

23:13

the Venerpump or Valley World but yeah

23:16

went to that party. We got

23:18

a good shot at the very most intense

23:21

conversation. A good shot of you just like

23:23

with your like it's like a cosmo. I

23:25

think it was a drink. Yeah

23:30

and slowly taking this delicate flip of a

23:32

bat. That's why I wanted to cut then cut too

23:34

because it was like that and then cut too. We

23:36

were expecting your testimonial. Like there I

23:38

was sitting at what in yeah

23:41

go ahead and you're just like among everyone.

23:43

Okay let me do it right now. Be

23:46

the producer and ask me anything. I'm just enjoy the camera.

23:48

About Lala's birthday party. What

23:51

was it like sitting there while they were having

23:53

that intense conversation? You know please don't forget

23:56

to say the question in your answer. Okay well

23:58

what I was thinking when I was hearing this intense

24:00

conversation was, let

24:03

me put my listening ears on because

24:05

I don't know what they're talking about and

24:08

I don't want to be accused of being

24:10

thirsty and chime in and sit between the

24:12

two of them. So instead, I

24:14

think I talked to Logan who's one of

24:16

Lala's best friends and we actually

24:18

were just talking about some funny shit. And that

24:20

was the other thing, like people were saying like

24:22

at the other one, I was

24:25

talking to Leo I think, the two guys that

24:27

are her like really good friends. I'm

24:29

like, yeah, if I was really that thirsty,

24:31

I'd be like chasing the camera around. I

24:34

think the other, the valley one I didn't know was going

24:36

to be filmed. This one I knew was going to be

24:38

filmed and she told me it was going to be filmed.

24:42

And the place was really cute. It

24:44

was this burlesque place, something gin,

24:46

bathtub gin and it has a really

24:48

fun place to go. And

24:50

how was the dancers

24:53

when they came out? Did they, I

24:55

loved it. Did they get completely naked? You

24:58

know, pretty close, no crotch, but

25:00

like just like the pastries with

25:02

like the tassels and

25:04

like, you know, really curvy,

25:07

perfect bodies. So and like it was

25:09

fun. It's like a fun thing to do and it was

25:11

a small room. So it was like you really was

25:13

pretty cool. But they didn't, she didn't

25:15

have the whole restaurant, just that

25:17

table. Yeah, we just were in the middle and

25:19

there were just real people there. Like I was

25:21

like, are these extras? And they're like, no. I'm

25:24

like, what a fun night. And they, and

25:26

people dressed up like the 20s there, which

25:29

was interesting because then the next scene

25:31

is they're in San Francisco doing a 20s

25:34

night, which they were going literally like

25:36

the next day to the

25:38

San Francisco. But let's talk a

25:40

little bit about how funny the

25:42

editors are at Vanderpump. Okay,

25:45

this was Tom's show and the

25:47

way they overlaid his dialogue with

25:49

his show. Listen, his shows are

25:51

successful. I don't care what anyone

25:53

says. They're selling out, people are

25:55

going if you hate them, whatever. And he's

25:57

like, it's just amazing the energy and to see people.

26:00

and just cheering and yelling and so involved.

26:02

And then they would take the clip where

26:04

like, nobody was excited. They're on their phones.

26:06

They're filming at their phones. And then like,

26:08

he's like, some of my biggest fans were

26:10

there. And then like, that's his mom. And

26:12

I'm like, yeah, that, of course. Yes. Of

26:15

course, it's gonna be their chair you want. There's Joe

26:17

behind. Okay. Oh yeah. And

26:19

Schwartz. So I can't get enough

26:21

of Joe and her dynamic. And

26:24

I, oh wait, I do have a hat here.

26:26

Hold on. I need to do my Joe hat. Okay. But

26:31

I mean, she is, they come out there and

26:33

he's like, Joseph want to go out for, outside

26:35

for a minute. And you know, she's so happy

26:37

that she bleached his hair blonde thinking that's going

26:40

to keep other girls from wanting to be with

26:42

him. Like that was not, and

26:44

all of those keep clients from you. Yeah. But

26:46

it almost worked. Yeah. Because he needed to quickly get

26:49

rid of that hair. Yeah. And so

26:51

they come out and she's like, and he goes, oh

26:53

my God, since we had that conversation on the couch

26:55

and you were like crying your eyes out because you

26:57

actually really liked me. And she's like, that was awkward.

26:59

It was awkward. It

27:01

was awkward. And he's like,

27:03

Joseph, and she's like, we could just be friends.

27:06

We could just be friends. And

27:08

he's like, I'm excited to go to San Francisco. And she's like,

27:11

yeah, man, it's going to be so exciting to go to San

27:13

Francisco. We're going to San

27:15

Francisco. That's not perfect. And

27:21

he's like, I mean, we just have this like bad, like

27:23

friendship chemistry. But you know,

27:25

maybe we just, he's like, or we'll just get

27:27

married at eight years. Eight years, we get married.

27:29

We walk down the aisle. He's like, wait, what?

27:33

You just said we're getting married in eight years. He's like,

27:35

no, I didn't. You did. And all I could think about

27:37

was like, I can't. He's going to be

27:39

48. If they get, if there

27:41

is a, if this show, I'm still watching this show.

27:45

God bless me if I still have. And he's 48

27:47

and marrying Joe. And then they flash

27:49

back to, we woke up married. That's

27:53

like her way of hiding too. Like, I don't

27:55

know. I have chloroform in the car. Like

27:57

she's gonna like, she's gonna like, she's like.

27:59

She's very cute, but she has kind of

28:02

like these flare nostrils and

28:04

really blue eyes. And

28:08

she's all, I mean, it's fine.

28:11

She's shorty. I

28:13

call him T-Money. It's fine if T-Money

28:15

like doesn't want to be a couple, but clearly

28:17

we have more in common than anyone in the

28:19

world. But I'll just, waiting

28:22

here for now. Do

28:24

you see that she did a live

28:26

recently? No. She did a live

28:28

recently and she was just like, she's watching it and

28:30

she's like, yeah. Okay.

28:35

I don't really care, but. And

28:38

like the same thing that I like Katie and I

28:41

was just like, girl. Oh, like she's

28:43

watching the show and she's reacting to the show? No, no, she

28:45

was like, I can't remember. It was like a story. Like she

28:47

was doing a live and people are asking questions. She was like

28:49

reading the things. The question was like, she was basically. Oh, I see.

28:52

I see. Oh, this was it. They

28:54

said like, did you go down on or something

28:56

about BJs or something? And she goes, yeah, obviously

28:58

I gave team money a BJ. We're in a

29:00

relationship. Okay.

29:04

I'm like, oh my God. And then last

29:06

night we all decided to deal with my

29:08

other worst character. Oh, hi

29:11

guys. Welcome to something about her.

29:19

It's Anne. It's Anne.

29:22

The actual thirstiest

29:25

in all of the world. And

29:27

hi, they walk in. There's crap

29:30

everywhere. Yeah, I'm not doing anything. I'm

29:32

just my stuff. I can clean up the awning. What

29:35

are you doing? I'm

29:37

working for them now, Anne. Well,

29:40

it looks like there's a lot for you guys to do. Yeah,

29:43

that's your job now, Anne. I

29:47

can't. Anne and Joe feel like, I don't know. When

29:51

Joe first got introduced. They

29:56

were turned to somewhere at some taco place or something. For the

29:58

first time I met her. And

30:00

it was like I thought

30:02

for sure hands down that

30:04

person is like in comedy No,

30:09

no, absolutely not. And oh, you know

30:11

because she's all doing she just her

30:13

face and she's like well doing bits

30:15

I'm doing just making these it was

30:18

just the way she Her

30:21

gestures and everything look like I was born she

30:23

was in common when they went on the swan

30:25

riding the swan boats and All

30:27

of a sudden she's like my pet turtle And

30:31

I'm like, oh so you've been like literally writing

30:33

down bits for this moment And

30:35

then she said she like walked the pet turtle on

30:37

a leash and he's like you're alert Yeah, and then

30:39

it went down a drain and I'm like wait this has

30:42

nothing to do with the swamp Like where did this story come

30:44

from? I know it's edited but like no,

30:46

it's okay Joe, she's

30:48

got her hat line. She's still

30:51

cutting hair She's not a

30:53

comedian is she? No, but you probably will

30:55

be yeah She I mean she clearly is

30:57

like she Billy Lee and Joe are the

30:59

new trace of me goes Yeah,

31:02

no, Joe and and Billy Lee

31:04

should be the new trace of me go. Yes,

31:06

Vanner pump Peripheral friend

31:08

style and they go on to

31:11

her. Yeah girls literally in

31:13

improv, isn't she? The like I

31:15

don't know anything. Yeah, like what's happening

31:17

in the world like you're a cute

31:19

see. Yeah, dumb Acting

31:22

like you're so sweet. Like I feel as

31:24

though Yeah, yes, I feel as

31:26

though there's a sinister thing

31:28

going on with her. We're not big

31:30

fans of a dorkable. No That's

31:34

a literal term Casting

31:38

like oh we're looking, you know, you adorkable is

31:40

like I'm adorable. I'm a dork and it's like

31:42

yeah, just fuck off Right.

31:45

I can't save it. I actually don't

31:47

want you to be adorable. No, we're door.

31:49

Don't even be adorable either one We're an

31:51

adult. You're not a toddler at

31:53

the end of the show Sheena has

31:55

another conversation with Tom and I

31:58

think. That

32:00

seen as had some really good things.

32:02

Oh. Absolutely. I

32:04

like. About. Ariana,

32:06

She's like a she didn't freeze or

32:08

eggs, she didn't get a house she

32:11

didn't And one thing that was you

32:13

know of for herself she did that

32:15

because she believed in this relationship. And

32:17

one thing that I just think that

32:19

Ariana in every interview sense. The.

32:22

Reason she is going to remain successful in

32:24

my opinion outside of this is. She.

32:27

Really does handle herself with Grace.

32:29

She doesn't throw people under the

32:31

bus. She and she's like. Why

32:34

did. The relationship had issues.

32:36

Yet. Did. But I was involved in

32:38

the commitment of it. But commitment of

32:40

it was. Even a for having some

32:43

issues and not perfect. The. Plan as we're going

32:45

to make it work. We own the home together. We.

32:47

Were playing a life together and you

32:49

know whether they're for now the rest

32:51

of the world to be like job

32:53

but they were only screwing this. but

32:55

it's not. You. So good! She

32:57

with the girl's best friend and like. And.

33:00

The whole and not moment. so that was

33:02

really good moment. And then when Ariana talk

33:05

to Brock. I. Preach lot of Iraq was

33:07

saying but I loved it when she was like.

33:10

I'm. In powered by my anger. I'm

33:12

not gonna stop being angry. and why

33:14

is it that guys and rage

33:16

all the time? But I stick up

33:19

for myself and Oh My God A

33:21

move on. It's her fucking house

33:23

to. Yeah. And she wasn't

33:25

ready to move. And she wasn't going to

33:27

walk away and possibly get fucked financially by

33:29

it. End of story. yeah Rock

33:32

might have. Said one the dumbest things have ever

33:34

heard not nothing about and is not against him

33:36

personally as I've never buy you know what he

33:38

literally said I said really like i think what

33:40

I heard out of his mouth by be want

33:42

the soft and some of the things a person

33:44

has ever uttered out of their mouth and all

33:46

of humanity that's been but we do like a

33:48

half but I got off but when he said.

33:51

What? Are you talking about with mail Rage?

33:53

What's mail Rage? He said give me to exit. What?

33:55

What? What he mean? Give an example Mill. rec when

33:57

i lived in example of male

33:59

race Are you a Dead

34:02

are you kidding me? Do

34:05

we not live in an alternate

34:07

universe? I don't I literally just think

34:10

that was Just

34:12

brain fart, I don't know what it was, but I think it was

34:14

one of the dumbest aim ever but Regardless,

34:17

and I just think she explained herself so

34:19

well both her and you

34:21

know, you know, so so articulate

34:23

Yeah, yeah, finally of all

34:26

of them had the first breakthrough. Yeah

34:28

with Tom's

34:30

an of all cuz even short to be like just

34:32

say sorry man, man You just get a sense in

34:34

all those approaches are wrong And she

34:37

know finally hit the because she was

34:39

coming from compassion and I believe true

34:41

love and friendship and appreciation For

34:43

all the things Tom Sandoval has always done

34:45

for her. She finally was able to Explain

34:49

it to him without making him

34:51

defensive. Yeah, and just explain why

34:54

you know And and he

34:56

really saw it and it was like powerful. I

34:58

we watched the scene like at least three times

35:00

over and over I thought she came off great

35:03

and yeah, she is sad and she's a right to be

35:05

sad That this was like

35:07

her best male friend on a show for

35:10

14 years and she's so

35:12

disgusted by him and that his

35:15

side piece tried to sue her Threatened

35:18

to affect, you know, even

35:20

threatened like child protective services type of really

35:23

low-down crap That really fucking stressed

35:25

her out. So like no no

35:29

She's but listen, they are all working

35:32

together So the whole thing is we've

35:34

got to keep showing up and filming

35:36

together and again Ariana's

35:38

not sitting out She's going she's

35:41

going and participating so I don't

35:43

see What the

35:46

problem is with that like and if she wants

35:48

to stay in that house until it was time

35:50

now She's out of there. But like no,

35:52

she's every right to whatever stay in a

35:54

room you like stop it I mean people

35:57

do this. It doesn't mean like

36:00

when when Lala

36:02

said you know

36:04

it's really this funny is this is you

36:06

really looking at her like oh you're the

36:09

one you left your man of ten years

36:11

left your man she didn't leave

36:13

her man he cheated

36:15

with her best friend for seven months so

36:17

that was not cool you know I don't

36:20

agree with that choice of words left and

36:22

it's still living with him get out get out it's

36:24

again you she owns the house

36:27

as any lawyer you don't leave

36:29

the fucking house then you have

36:31

you've lost all your power he

36:33

could you know then

36:36

okay well the markets gone down so

36:38

here's uh the equity is now only

36:40

a hundred thousand so here's 50 right

36:42

and she

36:44

wasn't gonna trust that right well nobody

36:46

seemed to be also mad at whatever he was doing

36:48

it you don't know he could have trashed it

36:50

you don't know what you're not gonna leave you

36:52

know I weren't people mad why aren't they saying

36:55

the same for him it's like she

36:57

got the brunt of why aren't you

36:59

leaving the house Ariana well it was like why

37:01

is it Tom leaving the house yeah what whatever

37:03

time could have left that's why you're the one

37:05

who cheated you did the shitty thing get the

37:08

fuck out of the house yeah fine he's got

37:10

the same issue yeah we need to where you

37:12

know they they own the house blah blah blah

37:14

blah but for her to get

37:17

just like the sexist thing of like the

37:20

onus is on her to forgive it's on

37:22

her to move it's on her move on

37:24

it's on her too and it's like no no

37:27

and then it's I

37:30

loved her face because at one time at the

37:33

birthday party for she

37:35

for Lala law sheenah

37:38

saying something about Tom or

37:40

whatever and our chase was like I

37:43

just anyone like

37:45

why do you want to be his friend like

37:47

he doesn't give a shit about you and

37:50

as someone who's seen that happen with a

37:52

former friend of ours and people that are

37:54

still staying around and people that are like

37:57

oh you know oh he feels bad you

37:59

should make up with him and I'm like, uh,

38:02

this person tried to ruin my life,

38:04

career and relationships. I

38:06

don't believe him, but I appreciate

38:09

you coming to me with this. But like,

38:11

no, I don't believe it. And

38:13

that's what Arana is saying. I think this person

38:15

has showed himself over and over and over again,

38:17

this being the crescendo. Why

38:21

are you mourning this friendship? Like I

38:23

get why she's like, why don't you see him for what

38:25

we all see him for what the rest of the world

38:27

see him. So, but I

38:30

feel that Sheena in her difficult position

38:32

has played it well. Oh my

38:34

God. She, she put it for

38:36

any, in the larger scheme for anyone

38:38

who's been in relationships or been cheated

38:40

on or cheated or whatever to get

38:43

to a point that Sheena capsulated perfectly the

38:45

point at which people can come to in

38:47

order for you want to talk about that.

38:49

That's the moment that she described that people

38:52

can move. You either can

38:54

do forgiveness and have if, because

38:57

he hasn't, he hasn't humbled

38:59

himself. He still hasn't fully done that. And

39:01

he's clearly still mad too. He gets very

39:03

angry. He's mad because he was lazy. Yeah.

39:05

And he was like, I did this because

39:07

you made me do it. Right. And I

39:09

did this for this girl who then dumped

39:11

me. Yeah. Yeah. So he's

39:13

like, you know, still being like,

39:15

woe is me poor. Yeah. Yeah.

39:18

He's blaming and he isn't taking

39:20

full responsibility. And it's okay to

39:22

say these things contributed to the

39:25

downfall or me feeling. The thing

39:27

is, it's like these things contributed

39:29

to the thing that I chose to do. Right.

39:32

And, and, and rather than blaming

39:34

this person for making me do

39:36

this. Yeah. This made

39:39

me feel demeaned and low and

39:41

hurt and unwanted and all of that shit. So

39:43

I went and I fucking did that. And that's

39:45

disgusting. So what I did is disgusting.

39:47

Right. But he,

39:49

he hasn't gotten there yet, but

39:51

I think Sheena, you

39:54

know, she said it well. She said it

39:56

perfectly. And I loved the, the, you know,

39:58

Ariana saying that that's out. dated

40:00

therapy. All of

40:02

these emotions are part of

40:05

this and are fine to have for as

40:07

long as I want to have them. The

40:09

situation has taught me a lot and we

40:11

were all three of us in our Trace

40:15

Amigas friendship. This

40:17

is something we have been ruminating

40:19

and discussing throughout the

40:22

last year about

40:25

sex is really hard to talk about

40:27

in relationships. It's very awkward. It doesn't

40:29

matter how long you've been together. In

40:32

general, in any relationship, sexual

40:35

or otherwise, when

40:38

your needs aren't being met, it's really,

40:41

really hard to tell the person.

40:44

You don't say anything and then you build up

40:46

this resentment and you build it up and you

40:48

build it up until you do something that you

40:51

regret. Even though people, it's

40:53

not just cheating and friendships and

40:55

after that person or

40:57

yourself does the thing that you regret, it's

41:00

really not going to be that

41:02

easy if even possible to repair the

41:04

relationship because the trust is gone. Countess

41:07

Luanne De La Cette said it best

41:09

when she said, when the trust is

41:11

gone, the

41:13

relationship is dead. It's super

41:15

hard to get trust back and so we have made

41:17

a pact with us in our

41:20

Trace Amigas to be like, if

41:23

we're upset about something, we just

41:26

have to say it. I've

41:29

already told you two, I don't feel we're having

41:31

enough sex. Just

41:34

to let you know, I don't

41:36

want to do anything. I don't

41:38

want to have to do anything and I'm going to

41:40

try not to, but I am really. Okay.

41:43

No, we definitely don't get to leave us for

41:45

Ann and Joe. Sorry, keep going. No, that

41:48

was a perfect button. Okay, so

41:50

then we get to the valley and the

41:52

valley, like

41:59

I said, is really, good. You

42:01

know, Jax, I want to say this because I've

42:03

been saying it for a while, and

42:06

he is emphatic that this rumor

42:08

that is read on an anonymous

42:11

website where everyone's anonymous, I'm not

42:13

even going to say the name

42:15

of it, can just write anything.

42:18

Oh, you know, and then, oh,

42:20

did you hear this? Did you see that?

42:22

I, someone so said she saw this. Well,

42:24

where's the screen grab? Why don't you send

42:27

it? And can you tell me who

42:29

said it? Oh, well, it's an anonymous person. Then shut up.

42:31

Like that is not, should not be

42:34

a storyline that should not be shared

42:36

out even with cameras on or off

42:38

that he cheated. And from everything I

42:41

heard from the beginning of their breakup, when

42:43

people didn't think it was real, it did

42:47

not have to do with any infidelity.

42:50

Now am I going to be proven

42:52

wrong in a year? I don't know. But right now

42:54

I believe that it wasn't infidelity. As

42:56

someone who's been married a long time with

42:58

kids and know a lot of people that have

43:00

been in the situation that have worked

43:03

through tough times or gotten divorced, it

43:05

is exactly what they're saying. It's

43:07

like you don't appreciate each other

43:10

anymore. You're both irritated. You're nervous

43:12

about your child. You're nervous about

43:14

money. So the fact that he

43:16

is that stressed out definitely lowers

43:18

the libido and being tired and everything

43:20

and also just knowing that that person is going to

43:22

be there tomorrow. So there isn't a big urgency to

43:25

bone all the time and then you realize a long

43:28

time has gone by and I love the honesty

43:30

of it. But in this moment

43:32

where they go have this special dinner, he's

43:35

like, I don't want to have

43:37

another kid right now. And she's like, but our plan

43:40

was to. And she's a girl of a certain age.

43:42

I think she's over 35. So it's like you want

43:44

to get that going. And

43:47

with everything you're going through, I think he wants

43:49

to know the real diagnosis

43:51

of his child and how

43:54

and also what we're not seeing is that he's also

43:56

like, is the valley going to be a hit or

43:58

a dud? He's filming the show after being off

44:00

TV for two years, he's got the bar. So

44:03

he's like, I don't know if the bar is going

44:05

to be dead. I don't know if the show is

44:07

going to be a dead. I don't know what's going

44:09

on with little crews if this is just a little

44:11

milestone blip, a little behind, or if it's something more,

44:14

you know, that's going to require more funds. Yeah.

44:16

And so I'm like, that is really, and I

44:19

also get her that she's like, well, my plan

44:21

wasn't just to have one kid. So

44:24

what are you saying? You know, so I think

44:26

that their problems and showing it

44:28

are real. And again, it should

44:30

not be based on anonymous people talking on

44:32

the internet. When we first heard

44:34

before the show premiered that they had sort of

44:36

like separated, I never, ever,

44:38

ever thought that it was infidelity.

44:41

I didn't. And that's just

44:43

Jax. Jax is hot. Every girl,

44:45

you know, but that doesn't mean that

44:48

that's what it was. And

44:50

the show has really, I mean, we saw them,

44:52

we all did, but we went on, we're on

44:54

the same flight with them to Bravo Con. And

44:57

that was in October. So they

45:00

split up when, when was that December that

45:02

we heard? Yeah. Yeah. So

45:05

she told us they were, you know, actively trying to

45:07

have a kid, you know, still, and that was in

45:09

October. If he is not

45:11

having sex with her, then

45:15

they can't have a kid. And she

45:17

really wants one. And if

45:19

he's scared, yeah, I mean, it happens like

45:21

a guy, I mean, she

45:23

is saying that she feels she's being treated like

45:26

shit. And they're just,

45:28

they're having little arguments that are normal, like, this

45:30

is too loud in here, get out, you know, let's get outside.

45:32

And then he's, and then she's, he's like,

45:35

do you know where my classes are? And she's like, do you

45:37

want me to find your classes or do you want me to

45:39

leave? Like we've all been there where it's like, too many things

45:41

like do this and do that. Well, where are you doing? You

45:43

know, and it's just, it's just domestic, getting

45:45

along little simple fights, you know?

45:48

And you know, but

45:51

it's like, so last night. So

45:53

he told me he was a big

45:55

hockey fan and my cousin plays

45:57

for the Boston Bruins. my

46:00

cousin's son, so my second cousin,

46:03

and Charlie McAvoy. And anyway,

46:05

he said a while ago, I go, maybe

46:07

I can get you some thing for your

46:09

bar. So I was going through and I

46:11

follow little, we call him little Charlie. We

46:14

call, I'm probably little Charlie, his dad is Charlie.

46:16

So I'm following little Charlie's wife now. And

46:18

I DM her and I go, any chance you're like a

46:21

fan of the Vanderpump kids or Jack's

46:23

Taylor? And she's like, yeah, we all love it. Watch

46:25

it. I go, do you think it's possible. He's a

46:27

good friend of mine to get something from that. And

46:29

she's like, well, let me see right now. It's the

46:31

season, but let me see. So

46:33

then he texts me, he's like, I'm with Charlie

46:36

McAvoy's wife. He's at the game.

46:38

And he's like, she's such a sweet girl. And he

46:40

sends me a photo of a couple of the

46:43

wives and him at the game. I'm like, okay,

46:45

so now is someone going to say Jack's

46:48

was flirting with the, you know, dah, dah,

46:50

dah, dah, at a game with a bunch

46:52

of hot women. Not

46:55

at all the case, literally talking

46:57

to his friend. This is a relative

46:59

mind. Like, but I'm like, that's

47:01

the way sometimes these stupid things start. And it's

47:03

just like, oh, I hate that it's

47:05

part of what we're watching

47:07

now. It's annoying. I will say

47:09

though, and we love Jack's that

47:11

he also unfortunately has a reputation that

47:14

precedes him. Yes. So not just that

47:16

he's hot, it's that he has cheated

47:18

multiple times. So yeah, which he admits and which he

47:20

says and that I did appreciate when he said it.

47:22

He's like, you know, this things are

47:25

gonna, they're gonna follow me for the rest of

47:27

my life because I deserve it. But I'm

47:29

saying is that because he's hot, which you

47:31

know, he gets requested on cameo the most.

47:33

He's always on the front page. Shout

47:37

out. We're all on cameo. Heather is

47:39

on. So he's always on the front page.

47:41

We could see he has hundreds a day.

47:43

That's because he's hot. If he's and because

47:46

he's hot when he's out, and

47:48

he's so popular, all the girls

47:50

want pictures with him. Yeah. He either has to say, I can't

47:53

be photographed with a woman anymore, because all

47:55

the douchebags on the website that won't

47:57

be mentioned. The Keanu Reeves. Yeah. touch

48:00

anybody. Yeah. And it sucks.

48:02

That particular website, while it

48:04

can be fun, it

48:07

is very, very toxic. The

48:10

only real thing that's fun is when people put

48:13

up the worst pictures of them ever taken and

48:15

they're hilarious. But it's

48:17

like the website has turned in

48:19

the gerbil and Richard

48:22

Gere's butt from a rumor

48:24

that probably took five years

48:26

to circulate into, it will

48:29

circulate and be fact in

48:32

less than 24 hours. Yeah. And it's

48:34

nothing but an urban legend. I mean,

48:36

but it's creating urban legends at like

48:39

lightning speed that just becomes fact. Right.

48:42

Anyway, I thought it was really real.

48:45

Of course, we see what's going on with

48:47

the other couple and the

48:50

other couple is getting divorced. They're

48:52

definitely separated. That's what's her name, Melissa.

48:54

Wait, is that her name? Michelle. Michelle

48:57

and the guy. What's his, Jesse.

48:59

Jesse. And he has

49:01

a new girlfriend who is

49:03

from the OC and according to some, this

49:05

is from Bravo Hollix, but it's from Daily

49:07

Mail. But from another thing I saw, I

49:10

think it was Bravo and Cocktail said, the

49:12

rumor is that, you know, this one article

49:14

reads, she has wants nothing to do with

49:16

reality TV. She's a socialite from the OC.

49:19

She's into charity work. And the other

49:21

one said, on good sources,

49:23

who knows that she has tried out

49:25

for Real Housewives twice of

49:28

OC. Interesting.

49:30

And they can go, why did they move

49:32

to selling Sunset OC? Real

49:34

Estate couple and he stops doing Real Estate

49:36

with Michelle. Yeah. And Michelle has some new

49:39

boyfriend who's some like

49:41

divorced dad, exec, whatever. They went all to

49:43

dinner. So. And was it the boyfriend that

49:45

she had during the show? We don't know

49:48

if it's that boyfriend or someone else, but

49:50

I thought, oh, I thought that was really

49:52

juicy when he goes, you know, this rumor

49:54

now that's going around that Kristen said that

49:57

you, you know, might have somebody else or

49:59

texting inappropriate. or whatever, we now see that Kristen

50:01

said she had a boyfriend for a year. He's

50:04

like, I don't know, I look back at when you went out

50:06

with girls, and he's like, you know, I have

50:08

a friend that every time we go to dinner we have to do the boomerang.

50:11

So he's like, and all of a sudden you have a

50:13

girls night, and no photo, no

50:16

Margarita boomerang, no anything, and

50:18

she's like, yeah,

50:21

do you like your smoothie? Like it was just like, oh my God,

50:23

yeah. I

50:26

mean, he's seeing it, he knows

50:28

it, it's his insecurity, and again,

50:30

I just appreciate the rawness. And then

50:33

of course the other guy, father husband

50:35

of the year with the three kids and

50:37

the beautiful wife going through the bathroom. I mean,

50:39

if he could not be a nicer dude. I'm

50:42

telling you right now, if that guy turns out to be a

50:44

douche, I can't. I can't. He's too nice. What

50:47

about her? She is just like a saint. So

50:50

vulnerable, beautiful, wonderful.

50:53

Again, love the fucking honesty of this show. I

50:56

do wish one thing. I do

50:59

wish with the postpartum couple. I

51:03

do wish that they would give her this space.

51:06

I wish that they weren't, because she's

51:08

crying in just normal conversations, and it's

51:10

so sweet and touching. But

51:15

it's like they're sitting, the bruises are sitting them down at

51:17

the table and being like, okay guys, we're now going to

51:19

discuss, you know, at the sushi

51:21

place. Yeah, you guys discussed Kristen and how nobody

51:23

wants her around. And then this girl's

51:25

just like, I can barely get through this dinner. And

51:28

I'm like, let them sit and talk about, instead, let

51:30

her at least have a scene with

51:32

the other women on the show where she can cry and

51:35

get it out and talk about postpartum, not just

51:37

with her husband. Yeah, but she

51:40

is. I think we're seeing that. I just

51:42

want to see scenes with her with the

51:44

girls about her. Because so far with just

51:46

the girls, it's been about other

51:49

people's drama that she's very

51:51

uncomfortable and very overly sensitive. And she's like, we're

51:53

leaving. We don't want to be a part of

51:55

this. I have to say, when I went to

51:57

the Valley party celebrating...

52:01

Jax ball spot. I. Looked.

52:03

At the people and they were all very nice and I

52:06

met them all and i was like. Who.

52:08

Knows what this says. Going to me like I will kind of

52:10

was like. Who. Are these people yell

52:12

at? Make some interesting. And.

52:15

And just a surprise, every fucking

52:17

spring is this show the way

52:19

As and I were. They all

52:21

stay. And items we see

52:23

them date I hope we see them co

52:25

parent I hope maybe they're good examples of

52:27

whatever and with come from. On.

52:30

You know I I. Mean. Of

52:32

Jackson Britney are so entertaining as themselves.

52:34

like they're funny when they don't know

52:37

that they're being funny. How like I'm

52:39

just like good old accidently funny down

52:41

other night. Yeah address is so it's

52:43

all good. I would under whatever manner

52:46

but what a last week was about.

52:48

Super interesting thing was last week is

52:50

that when. When the James

52:52

Brunch and then Jax comes does

52:55

a little odd else Vander Pump

52:57

cross over to James. I have

52:59

brunch at Sir Right or wherever

53:01

and Lisa sitting there waiting on

53:03

Jacks and the Jack comes and

53:05

yes and sits down and. She's.

53:07

I don't say it is like weight should I

53:10

not since I say unlike our as they are

53:12

drunk attorney but you be Jack and I'll be

53:14

her Okay Ah Jax I mean come on it

53:16

on. Podcasting is

53:19

sam. Said. Person as have

53:21

a lot. Of

53:25

not only for ever. I wouldn't. Use.

53:27

That where are you know? That means everybody knows I

53:29

don't have higher than a third grade education. I

53:32

mean. Okay, it

53:35

means that I'm irrelevant. You know, I'm not

53:37

irrelevant. I mean, I look at me either.

53:39

I'm opening was in. High

53:42

powered a sexy is similar to

53:44

how bad I. Said.

53:50

Well you you know you. You haven't reached out to

53:52

you, I haven't heard from really they haven't heard we

53:55

reach out to me or Britney. in

53:57

you have i was her from yeah ah

53:59

ah Where have you been Lisa?

54:01

Where have you been Lisa? I've been

54:03

home now, I've been home now, I have

54:06

a little grandchild too and he had a

54:08

party and I forgot to invite both

54:10

of you with your child. Makes

54:13

me feel superfluous. I don't want to

54:15

feel that way with you Lisa and

54:17

my son. I'm your chip, your beer

54:19

cheese, your grandmother's beer cheese. You mean

54:21

Memaw's cheese? Yes, I mean come on.

54:23

Everyone loves it. Are you going to

54:25

serve it up in Tom Tom San

54:27

De Doo Doo? I

54:30

don't know all about that

54:32

but at the wolf in Lake

54:34

God, the sexiest restaurant.

54:40

You can serve Memaw's cheese at Wolf.

54:44

I thought that was funny. The thing about that I thought was

54:46

so interesting is that... He's hurt.

54:49

Well sorry to interrupt but he's hurt because they

54:52

kicked him off the show and he didn't feel like he should have

54:54

been kicked off the show for two years. And then he never heard

54:56

from Lisa. And now that he's

54:58

got the valley going, now all of a

55:00

sudden he's allowed to go back onto Vanderpump.

55:03

But what I thought was interesting with Vanderpump

55:05

and this is where I really hope the

55:07

evolution of Bravo is going to let this

55:09

happen. That was one of the first times

55:12

that you hear her being

55:14

like, you said I was

55:16

irrelevant on the show and superfluous

55:19

and then they had to look up the definition

55:21

of superfluous and he really

55:25

didn't know that word. And I think they might have played

55:28

the clip and he didn't say that because he didn't know

55:30

what that meant. He'd never heard of it but she

55:32

was talking about, she's like I think the only one irrelevant

55:34

on the show was you. And I

55:37

think we've made that clear and it was all

55:39

about the show, the show, the show and they

55:41

never do that. I think the only one irrelevant

55:43

and then the friend group is you. The only

55:45

one irrelevant at the restaurant was you. They never

55:47

say, they never reference the TV show on the

55:50

go. And I like want it to start going.

55:52

Remember that was the fight where he's like this

55:54

is my show. Yeah. I remember.

55:56

It's your big old show. And

55:58

you know, technically no, it is. called Man of

56:00

Prabral's, it's her show, it started with

56:02

her. But he was the number one guy in

56:04

the group. He was. And he

56:06

was the one that kept it going all these

56:08

years with his crazy antics and his, you know,

56:10

from stealing the sunglasses to sleeping

56:13

with people. Yeah. But,

56:16

yeah, so I mean, he's, you know, hurt

56:18

and pissed by that whole thing. And he,

56:20

you know, had a difficult relationship with

56:23

his mother. So I'm sure he was very close to

56:25

her for a long time. And then you get kicked

56:27

off the show and this mother figure doesn't, you know,

56:29

in his opinion, reach out to him. And,

56:32

you know, Tamara just said from O.C., you know,

56:35

that Shannon didn't reach out to her when

56:37

Tamara got kicked off the show. She wasn't

56:39

reaching out to Vicky when Vicky wasn't on

56:41

the show. There is, listen, it's

56:43

just like if you worked at Eddie's office. I was

56:45

at a very interesting dinner with a bunch of women

56:47

last night. And this girl goes, look, once

56:50

you leave the job, no one

56:52

talks about you about you two

56:54

weeks later. And maybe more, definitely more

56:56

so on a reality show, if you're especially

56:58

storyline, they bring up Bethany Frankl, they bring

57:00

up Rachel Raquel. But the truth is, people

57:04

don't, not everybody, a

57:06

lot of people, that's it. You're not at

57:08

the job anymore. That's it. And

57:10

even though our job was pretending to be friends, I

57:12

don't care. You're not on the job. That's it. And

57:14

if someone wants to point out like you weren't a

57:16

real friend job or not, yeah, point it out. Yeah.

57:19

And Nene, Nene and Portia too. When Nene came back,

57:23

she had gone on and said, or Portia had

57:25

said fire Nene or Nene had said fire Portia.

57:28

And they were like, nobody called

57:30

me. You were off running around doing the

57:32

apprentice, leaking your, and you didn't call me

57:34

when I got put on

57:36

pause. It always like now with now

57:38

we all got to be worried that somebody's coming back to the job and

57:41

at least stay friends with them. Yeah. I know.

57:43

But it's always just like if you get put on

57:45

pause or get kicked off, it's like you have the

57:47

ultimate stake on you. And you're also,

57:50

it wasn't real. Like the friendship wasn't

57:52

real when someone just completely blows you

57:54

off. And you know, I'm not

57:56

on a reality show, but I've definitely had people just completely

57:59

blow me off. Because they thought I had some stink on

58:01

me. I was like, oh, okay We're not

58:03

on you know, I didn't know we're on the real

58:05

house as a pie-capping, but it's true. You really don't

58:07

care So, okay When

58:09

Jack's walked in though to that scene He

58:12

it was we were a

58:15

living when he confronted Tom

58:17

or whatever I'm

58:19

good, man. Good man. How you doing? You

58:22

look good, man Oh, you look good to accept those white nails. You

58:24

should probably get rid of those like I was Like

58:26

mustache you so like yeah, and then he's like

58:28

he's like you look better now for a while. You're looking

58:31

like you're 50 He

58:34

is so and that just to show that he's the

58:36

number one guy the group cuz he has been his

58:38

baby You think you got stink on him, but he

58:40

walked in there and he owned everyone in under

58:43

a minute Yeah, and that thing with Jack's

58:45

is that he's That's why

58:47

he's so great. Yeah Well,

58:50

whatever goes on with them as a couple we'll see they

58:52

were at the White House dinner together But

58:54

yeah, that's good This

58:57

is an insane story that just came out

58:59

It's a very long article from the Boston

59:01

Globe and it's by Patricia

59:04

when and there was this woman Who

59:08

they found out she was in the

59:10

seventh grade and he was being bullied

59:12

the school found out She was being

59:14

bullied from her social worker

59:16

because she was a foster care kid

59:19

living with her foster care parents And

59:21

she's being bullied by these other kids because they

59:23

said you look old and the school was predominantly

59:26

children of color whatever Mexican black and

59:29

she was white and they'd be like

59:31

white cracks and you look old and

59:33

everything and Turns out

59:35

she was 30 and has a graduate

59:37

degree in social. In fact, she must look damn

59:39

good It turns out she

59:42

doesn't look old. She looks very young They

59:45

go deep dive with her she came

59:47

from a Middle class

59:50

home. She went to college. She got

59:52

a master's degree. She was making over

59:54

50,000 a year in social work and

59:57

then she created a a

1:00:01

email account with like one letter

1:00:03

letter off, you know, like edu

1:00:05

or whatever education or whatever social

1:00:07

services one little thing and then

1:00:10

got herself in three different schools. And

1:00:13

was living with this couple that was

1:00:16

like her counselor as a foster kid,

1:00:18

which was also inappropriate that they got

1:00:20

that woman would have taken her on

1:00:22

this couple. She said her story was

1:00:25

that she was trafficked and.

1:00:28

A foster kid and she got braces at

1:00:30

30, which then kind of made her look

1:00:32

a little younger and she'd wear hoodies and

1:00:34

this and that and she

1:00:36

was then writing letters as

1:00:39

her. Social

1:00:42

what do you call it like a social worker

1:00:44

her social worker counselor. And saying

1:00:47

that her, you know, she's being bullied by the

1:00:49

kids in the school to the principal and so

1:00:51

the principal was like, oh my God, let me

1:00:53

look into this. And then when she looked into

1:00:55

it, she was like, wait a minute. This isn't

1:00:58

the right email from the social worker people for

1:01:00

when we have a foster child here. And

1:01:02

then some people were like, yeah, you know, we

1:01:04

tried to be friends with her and sometimes we

1:01:06

see her driving to school and like, and it's

1:01:10

like the little the little person

1:01:12

that was the right. Natalia Grace.

1:01:15

Natalia Grace, but she's not. And

1:01:17

so then they go deeper into the story of

1:01:19

like, what makes someone want to

1:01:22

do this? And the con artists

1:01:24

that pretends to be a child

1:01:26

is a whole nother grifter type

1:01:28

because it's they can whatever

1:01:30

they tell you. Most people will believe a

1:01:32

child that they were trafficked

1:01:34

or they were abused or whatever. So there's a

1:01:36

new grift of like, if I can look younger,

1:01:39

she's not the first one that's done this. It

1:01:41

was another girl that tried to

1:01:43

be was in her 30s. This girl was

1:01:45

32 trying to act like she's in middle

1:01:47

school to get attention.

1:01:49

Is that all it is? What's the grift?

1:01:51

Do they get money? No, they don't really

1:01:53

get money. It's the grift of control and

1:01:56

attention and maybe wanted to

1:01:58

relive your childhood. doing

1:02:00

an experiment. She wasn't writing

1:02:02

a book. No. She wasn't doing Never Been

1:02:04

Kicked. Never Been Kicked. She wasn't doing 30

1:02:06

Days in Lockup. Or 30, from 13 Going

1:02:08

on 30, she wasn't

1:02:11

doing any of that. But the name that

1:02:14

she chose was, one

1:02:16

of the names she chose is what was a character in one

1:02:19

of those movies. Either the 13 Going on 30 or

1:02:21

the one where you

1:02:23

switch with your mom. Yeah, I mean she could

1:02:25

have actually gotten switched. Oh my god, what a

1:02:27

magical statue. What a Freaky Friday. Yeah, that's what

1:02:29

I'm saying. She chose the name Freaky Friday. What

1:02:31

a magical statue. Yeah. And so

1:02:33

her attorney's like, look, she's

1:02:35

mentally ill, so therefore, like

1:02:38

she should be, you know, forgiven. But like

1:02:40

her story was always changing that, you know,

1:02:42

both her parents died. She was

1:02:45

trafficked. She was afraid of people. She did

1:02:47

get to live somewhere for free. Well, yeah,

1:02:49

she was living with this couple, but while

1:02:53

posing as a child, while

1:02:55

also posing as her own social worker

1:02:57

or going into different, and at one

1:02:59

point that these foster care

1:03:02

dad, they're a little suspicious of him,

1:03:04

he then came in and is like, I'm pulling her

1:03:06

out of this school. We're going to Catholic school now.

1:03:09

And they're like, okay, but there's like a

1:03:11

week left of school. Like this is so

1:03:13

weird. And she tried to get into

1:03:15

this other school. Like it is the most bizarre.

1:03:17

And there is this part of like, you know,

1:03:20

where you're like, oh my god, if I could

1:03:22

just go back knowing everything

1:03:24

I know now, and go

1:03:26

back, there was those moments when you were like older

1:03:28

and you're like, oh my god, if I could

1:03:30

just go back in high school, like, yeah, you'd

1:03:32

own everyone. Yeah, it is. And just like how

1:03:34

you like, you know, think

1:03:38

about different things of like what a guy said

1:03:40

to you, you're rethinking about like, what I wonder

1:03:42

if he's thinking about this. Now that I'm raising

1:03:44

teenage boys, guess what? They're not thinking about anything.

1:03:47

They're not thinking about you. They're not thinking about

1:03:49

you in the way that you think they're thinking

1:03:51

about you. Yeah, they're not like that

1:03:53

is what I've learned. Like I can't I if

1:03:55

I knew what I knew now back as a

1:03:58

young girl. Oh my god. I

1:04:00

would Trust what's going through their

1:04:02

minds just food Video

1:04:05

games. Yeah, just like that's it. Yeah, like

1:04:07

just whatever. Yeah, okay.

1:04:10

Yeah Yeah matter

1:04:12

I see why overwatch. Yeah, not like

1:04:14

this long not this, you know moment

1:04:17

from say anything with the With

1:04:20

them, you know thinking about you we

1:04:22

have to be together. Here's the music.

1:04:24

No, they're not Haha Save

1:04:27

yourself the trouble girls. Yeah and tell

1:04:29

your teenage daughters They're idiots

1:04:31

and they're not thinking about anything. No, just have

1:04:34

your fun and move on They

1:04:36

are saying best of Bravo took this

1:04:38

article from Daily Mail by Heidi Parker

1:04:42

The scoop is that darit

1:04:44

that the huts allegedly PK has moved out

1:04:47

of the house and That

1:04:49

if she does not share the truth about her

1:04:51

marriage She will be either kicked off or demoted

1:04:53

as a friend and then there's other reports It's

1:04:56

like she's already been demoted as a friend and

1:04:59

I don't know why she wouldn't share Why

1:05:01

not share that you're having trouble in your marriage

1:05:04

watch the valley and see why it's good And

1:05:06

if you want out of this marriage, maybe like

1:05:08

this is the way to do it Let the

1:05:10

world know it's hanging by a string Yeah, and

1:05:12

who wants to grab up this hot potty like

1:05:15

she could totally get another hot red guy Oh,

1:05:18

I mean she speaks multiple languages. She

1:05:20

has multiple accents and

1:05:25

But you know, it's been really hard with Phoenix and

1:05:27

jaga mind you but PK he's

1:05:29

just down the street in the Beverly Hills

1:05:32

Hotel and we like to get the McCarthy

1:05:34

salad and we have fun and we're working

1:05:36

on it and Co-parenting and he's so special

1:05:38

that I just want to know wait your

1:05:41

accent went out I

1:05:45

mean I wonder Why it made

1:05:47

me think to and talking about the valley and

1:05:49

how much they reveal Yeah, I'm making me think

1:05:51

like the dream of like Sheena

1:05:53

and Brock going over there with their two

1:05:55

kids I see the dream

1:05:57

dying a little bit for any of these other people

1:06:00

transferring over to the valley because a lot of

1:06:02

the people on Housewives and Vanderpump they are very

1:06:04

guarded with their relationships and a lot of the

1:06:07

stuff they do even just look at Tom and

1:06:09

Ariana they keep it behind closed doors and yeah

1:06:11

it's like they have no problems and even when

1:06:13

Sheena and Brock had that little fight in the

1:06:15

bikini store which yeah chef kiss I'm

1:06:18

like just been there you're like fighting in

1:06:20

the middle of like a store and in

1:06:22

bikinis which you're already hating yourself that's already just

1:06:24

don't even come with me to the bikini store okay and

1:06:26

of course I'm gonna get a fight with whoever's there but

1:06:30

she wanted to like him to she kept saying

1:06:32

stop talking stop talking stop talking yeah whereas on

1:06:34

the valley I'm sure they're just like well you

1:06:36

just keep talking because I mean now another great

1:06:38

moment where he's like I want a nanny I

1:06:40

want a nanny we get a nanny and she's

1:06:42

like I don't want a nanny and you know

1:06:45

at this dinner that I was at last night it

1:06:48

was all working moms everyone

1:06:50

was a working mom some

1:06:53

single some divorce single by choice mom

1:06:55

some married and we're all

1:06:57

and somehow we got on these the story

1:06:59

of how this woman told the story

1:07:01

about how she was

1:07:03

working for this company and it was

1:07:06

just so intense and her seven-year-old boy

1:07:08

kept you know said today we'll do something fun

1:07:10

and he kept coming in and she had to keep working

1:07:12

and then finally at seven at night he was like you

1:07:14

said we were gonna do something fun and she

1:07:17

started to cry about the kid is 20 years

1:07:19

old in college and she remembers that mom

1:07:21

guilt and I remembered the story of when

1:07:24

I forgot the napkins at the school and

1:07:26

like and the woman was like you forgot

1:07:28

the napkins and I burst into tears and

1:07:30

like all and we're all talking and I

1:07:32

said there is not a

1:07:35

table with a group of men

1:07:37

in all of the world

1:07:39

having this conversation about dad guilt

1:07:41

it does not fucking exist it

1:07:43

doesn't exist it doesn't mean they're

1:07:46

bad dads it doesn't exist because

1:07:48

they're not mothers and

1:07:50

that's like that's it you're never going to get

1:07:52

it Brock why she

1:07:54

feels this way and maybe she'll change us

1:07:56

as summermoon gets older but like some

1:07:59

people are just never going to be on the

1:08:01

same page about something like that with parenting and

1:08:03

just accept it, you know, as the

1:08:05

dude. But we'll see what

1:08:08

happens with them. Drew

1:08:10

Barrymore had Kamala Harris

1:08:12

on. Oh, wow. VP.

1:08:15

And people said we, it's going viral because

1:08:17

she's getting real close. It

1:08:19

is such a funny clip. So Kamala

1:08:21

is there doing her thing, you know,

1:08:23

and she's getting so close she

1:08:25

says, I just feel that the world

1:08:28

needs a big hug right

1:08:30

now. We need you to

1:08:33

be mama. And

1:08:37

I don't know if she made up that word

1:08:39

or that's what her step kids call her, right?

1:08:41

Mama. But she was

1:08:44

like, yeah. You

1:08:49

know, I always got along with, you

1:08:51

know, my children's, my stepchildren's mother

1:08:53

and she said it

1:08:55

very nicely. They seem to have

1:08:57

the dream co-parenting situation. But

1:08:59

it was just people were like, and the comments

1:09:02

are like, who cares?

1:09:04

Politics aside, no. Like

1:09:06

just no with the mama. But

1:09:09

I thought it was, I still thought it

1:09:11

was a good interview. Do you think that her

1:09:13

people or the pre-interview people

1:09:15

or the anyone got

1:09:18

permission for Drew Barrymore to

1:09:20

invade the fifth? Her shoes on or off?

1:09:22

She's a bit that close. Yeah. I

1:09:25

think they know what they're, I think the guests

1:09:28

know what they're getting into. And I think they

1:09:30

say, I'm sure you've seen the show. You

1:09:32

know, Drew's style. If you

1:09:34

have like a germaphobe or something situation or invading

1:09:36

of the space, we need to know about it

1:09:38

now. And if we do, then you probably can't come

1:09:40

on the show. Yeah. Because also generally too,

1:09:43

vice president or president, you can't even be, you just

1:09:45

can't touch them. Like they have

1:09:48

like a distance you need to be from them. I love

1:09:50

these people. I don't know. I mean, Drew

1:09:52

Barrymore just like that and gets, you know,

1:09:54

within kissing distance of people because she apparently

1:09:56

was babysat by every single famous person that's

1:09:58

ever walks there. I'm like, how

1:10:01

is that person your babysitter? Robert De

1:10:03

Niro, I call him Uncle Bobby, was

1:10:06

so amazing. We would

1:10:08

play Legos. A

1:10:10

lot of people don't know that. Yeah,

1:10:13

exactly. But you're not friends with Kamala

1:10:15

Harris. You maybe have met her once

1:10:17

or twice. It's just a little,

1:10:19

it's a little bit of a cool thing. I have

1:10:21

a little more, like it's not. Yeah, a little bit

1:10:24

too disrespectful. This is in Cameron Diaz. Yeah. You know

1:10:26

what I mean? That you actually are buddies with. I'm

1:10:29

thoroughly entertained by her. I don't care. Yeah.

1:10:32

And then Ross asked, what's

1:10:34

your, you worked at McDonald's, and

1:10:37

you worked at McDonald's. And you know, hope to

1:10:39

God someone check that out. Imagine if she really

1:10:41

didn't work at McDonald's and she's saying it, but apparently

1:10:44

she has. Worked at McDonald's. And

1:10:46

so he's like, what's your go to order?

1:10:48

Which reminded me of the JLo, Bodega, Saga.

1:10:51

And she seemed to answer, well,

1:10:54

quarter pounder with cheese and fries. Okay,

1:10:56

whatever. And, but

1:10:58

I was like, I didn't know

1:11:01

was McDonald's a sponsor of the Drew Barrymore

1:11:03

show. Oh, that's a good question.

1:11:05

But also Ross is into food and

1:11:07

Ross did work at McDonald's. So if

1:11:09

that was, what a perfect advertising circle.

1:11:11

And I don't know why. No one's

1:11:13

asked Heather McDonald's to be a

1:11:15

sponsor for McDonald's. Oh,

1:11:17

good one. I don't understand why I'm not

1:11:19

getting the McDonald's. I do like

1:11:22

McDonald's. I think there's a lot of fun,

1:11:24

different healthy choices. Quarter

1:11:26

pounder cheese was my go to in high

1:11:28

school. And then with the kids, I liked

1:11:30

those chicken wraps. I love quarter

1:11:32

pounder with the cheese too. For all the

1:11:34

common hair. Best fries and also the best fountain

1:11:36

sodas around town. Just got two of them

1:11:39

yesterday. The best fountain sodas. Diet

1:11:41

Coke. The will Diet Coke or Coke, but the

1:11:43

best, if you are into fountain sodas, you're

1:11:45

a fountain soda type of person, the

1:11:47

best fast food fountain soda is

1:11:50

McDonald's. I've heard that numerous places.

1:11:52

I don't know why. It's

1:11:54

perfect. Somebody's, I'm sure there's a TikTok explaining

1:11:57

why. That's so good. Ariana

1:12:00

Beerman, Kim Zolziak's daughter. This was last

1:12:03

week and I forgot to talk about it. But

1:12:05

you know Kim and

1:12:07

Tamara and Vicky do these clickbait

1:12:10

things. Yep, that here's one of

1:12:12

them right now. This is Tamara

1:12:14

breaking news. Teresa confirms heartbreak update

1:12:16

with Louis. It

1:12:19

could be that his Twitter account was down for a day.

1:12:21

I don't know what this is, but it's

1:12:23

not that they're broken up, okay? Do

1:12:25

the swipe up. So Kim Zolziak

1:12:28

did one with she and Cory

1:12:30

and said, RIP

1:12:32

Cory, okay? And

1:12:35

so of course he's not dead. We

1:12:37

wouldn't know about it before her clickbait.

1:12:41

And then Ariana, her daughter, did this whole

1:12:43

TikTok that went viral where she was like, I

1:12:46

can't. She's saying that the Gen

1:12:49

Z's do with her hands like, I can't. I

1:12:52

can't. Like

1:12:54

mocking it, like what are you doing, mom?

1:12:56

This is ridiculous. And everyone's like, at least

1:12:58

Ariana gets it. And I wrote Ariana fucking

1:13:00

in on this. Ariana knows this clickbait pays

1:13:02

the bills. This is going to make you

1:13:04

click it. It's going to make you

1:13:07

click it. I still don't know what it is

1:13:09

though. Someone must have clicked it finally. But like

1:13:11

she is in on this

1:13:13

thing that her mom does and these stupid clickbait things.

1:13:16

Yeah, she's doing a clickbait with that. Yeah,

1:13:18

her response to it. Yeah. So,

1:13:21

so annoying. Paulie Shore is

1:13:23

heartbroken because he

1:13:25

looks so much like Richard

1:13:28

Simmons. He's been wanting to play him in

1:13:30

a movie for years. He's been trying out,

1:13:33

trying to get it going. Do you guys remember

1:13:35

many years ago, there was this actress, she kind

1:13:37

of disappeared after this. I had to

1:13:39

look it up. Her name was Shawn Young and she really

1:13:41

wanted to be Catwoman. She thought she was great for it.

1:13:44

She was definitely not at the level of stardom to

1:13:46

get Catwoman at the time because these movies were so

1:13:48

big. But she showed

1:13:50

up at Warner Brothers

1:13:52

without any audition set

1:13:55

wearing the Catwoman outfit.

1:13:58

And it was just like a very crazy. Now,

1:14:02

Polly Short does look so much like

1:14:04

Richard Simmons, and he very much wants

1:14:06

to play the role. I

1:14:09

think he's got to put on those dialogues and

1:14:13

the shorts and really

1:14:15

start doing the impression in places

1:14:18

because Richard Simmons doesn't want it.

1:14:21

So Polly Short is like, look, it's not going to

1:14:23

be Brad Pitt. It's not going to be Tom Cruise.

1:14:26

Why? And he's like, I'm crying right now. Why does

1:14:28

he not? I want to do my own movie. Richard

1:14:30

Simmons is like, I want to do my own movie and I don't want

1:14:32

you to be in it. And

1:14:35

I'm all for Polly Short being him. But

1:14:38

I want to see his impression. I want to see any

1:14:41

outfit. I thought he made a sizzle. Did

1:14:43

he make a sizzle? I'm under the impression

1:14:45

that he made an actual, and he went

1:14:47

to Sundance and tried to

1:14:50

get someone to make a biopic about Richard

1:14:52

Simmons, and he made a whole thing. He

1:14:55

called up Howard Stern. He was like, I want to be Richard

1:14:57

Simmons. Look at my sizzle. He's

1:15:00

trying to actively do it. This

1:15:02

is the documentary we need to see,

1:15:04

Becoming Richard Simmons. And

1:15:07

everything he does and see if it's

1:15:09

weird, if it's crazy, if it's funny,

1:15:11

maybe the impression isn't that great. He

1:15:13

said he would be compassionate. He would

1:15:15

really do his best. The

1:15:17

pitch that he has been doing to be Richard Simmons.

1:15:19

I want to see the Richard Simmons story. I want

1:15:21

to see his childhood. I want to see what he

1:15:23

wore, the nylons. I want to see how he got

1:15:26

on all those talk shows. I want to

1:15:28

see when he did the dancing to the oldies,

1:15:30

the VHS tapes. I want to see if he got

1:15:33

financially fucked over. I want to see when he went

1:15:35

missing and that podcast became crazy and everyone thought he

1:15:37

was missing. Yeah. See him

1:15:39

hugging all the women, calling all

1:15:41

the women. He calls like 50 women a day.

1:15:44

He literally sits, gets up, calls woman

1:15:47

after woman after woman. No,

1:15:50

how are you doing? How's your weight loss?

1:15:52

How's your family? How's your health? Wow.

1:15:55

Because even on Howard Stern, Gary said when his mom

1:15:57

was going to be a woman, he was going going

1:16:00

through something and Richard Simmons would like

1:16:02

call his mom during his list. He

1:16:04

has a huge list and he just

1:16:06

calls these women. That's why it's so

1:16:08

sort of strange that he's

1:16:11

changed with that, but I want to see it

1:16:13

and I want him to be able to see

1:16:15

it and enjoy it while he's on this earth.

1:16:17

I don't think he should be after he's gone.

1:16:19

I think he should be able to participate in

1:16:21

it. I think Polly Shore should play the role

1:16:23

and they should work together. And

1:16:25

that goes along with my thing that I

1:16:27

want to do, which is when

1:16:30

I'm terminally ill, say

1:16:33

that I have died like two

1:16:35

or three days before I'm probably

1:16:37

going to die. So

1:16:40

that I can just sit and enjoy it and

1:16:42

then die. Oh, and then see everybody come by and

1:16:44

everything. No, not say everybody come by. I think I'm

1:16:46

dead. The funeral, the headlines, the comments. Oh, get

1:16:48

the see-all's up. Packages. That

1:16:51

everybody makes and you get to enjoy it. I

1:16:53

mean, because we I mean, yeah, you're right. We

1:16:56

had a friend pass away a drag queen, Lady

1:16:59

Red, and there is no way

1:17:01

that she would ever have known

1:17:04

like the amount of love

1:17:07

and fanfare and

1:17:09

celebrities and. Especially affected

1:17:11

people. Yeah. And

1:17:14

especially when Richard Simmons knows, but there's

1:17:16

definitely a darkness there and

1:17:18

like a loneliness and an emptiness,

1:17:20

which, you know, yeah, I want to see

1:17:22

that. I want to see

1:17:25

Paulie Shore get nominated for an Oscar because

1:17:27

he probably would. Yeah. Yeah. Let's

1:17:30

make that happen. Now, listen, this

1:17:32

is huge. People are so

1:17:34

are now making over 70,000 a year

1:17:36

selling reservations to Carbone

1:17:39

and other exclusive restaurants in New York

1:17:41

City. This call. So

1:17:43

this keep these this girl calls up. She

1:17:46

gets the reservation. She's had to, you know,

1:17:49

change her name and do different voices

1:17:51

and accents. And then

1:17:53

on a different site, you can

1:17:55

buy them and people like machine

1:17:58

gun Kelly and Megan Fox. who

1:18:00

I saw over the weekend. Hey guys,

1:18:02

they buy it. A

1:18:05

lot of people buy them for $1,000 just

1:18:09

to get the reservation because that's where they want to go.

1:18:11

They're in New York. That's the one place they

1:18:13

want to eat. And people are

1:18:15

able to make this money selling these

1:18:17

reservations. And you guys are kind

1:18:19

of good at that. How do you,

1:18:21

of getting the reservation. Yeah, yeah. I

1:18:23

mean, Mass is really, I always love

1:18:25

that. You know, you always need that

1:18:28

income stream. You know what I mean? I'm

1:18:30

going to do golf carting at

1:18:32

Coachella and I'm about to start

1:18:34

using Julie's Reservation Service. Although I want

1:18:36

to use this too. Because if you just want

1:18:38

to go there and you're only there for however

1:18:40

many days. I mean, we luckily went to like

1:18:43

a place in Paris that you couldn't get into. But like, that would be

1:18:45

spent $1,000 to go. Well, it's

1:18:47

interesting that they don't even like, normally

1:18:50

like a Nobu or whatever I thought

1:18:52

always has like five tables saved for

1:18:55

like their best people. Or if a

1:18:57

big start does come. But

1:18:59

I guess they're so popular. They don't even have

1:19:01

it. If you don't have a reservation, you don't

1:19:03

have a reservation machine gun Kelly. You don't have

1:19:05

a, you know, like we don't, we

1:19:08

just don't like get rid of people. So.

1:19:11

Oh God, we got to start doing those. Yeah. Well,

1:19:13

I, every time I'm in New York, I'm always like,

1:19:15

I would like to go to Carbone. I would like

1:19:17

to go to Cipriani. I'd like to go to these

1:19:19

places everyone talks to. And I never do. Because

1:19:22

it's like an impossible thing. And it's not

1:19:24

about celebrity that gets you in really. Because

1:19:27

it's so demanding. Which is interesting that you

1:19:29

want to go to Cipriani's. I mean, funny

1:19:31

that we've had. Is

1:19:33

it possible that you might have a reservation?

1:19:35

We're going to sell it now. Unfortunately,

1:19:39

we're going to be selling that. Meghan

1:19:42

Markle's dear friend, Sophia Trudeau,

1:19:44

the wife of the president

1:19:46

of Canada, they used

1:19:48

to be very good friends. And recently she

1:19:50

was asked about her relationship with

1:19:53

Meghan who she's not mentioned or taken any photos

1:19:55

or anything because Meghan had the stink on her.

1:19:58

And she said, I know her. That

1:20:01

was it. Tell us about you

1:20:03

and Megan's relationship and she goes, I

1:20:06

know her. So there's either

1:20:10

I don't know them or I

1:20:12

know him. Yeah. The new response

1:20:14

of no response. That's great. It's

1:20:16

almost better than, who are

1:20:19

you talking about? I've never, what was the Mariah

1:20:21

Carey one? I don't know her. The

1:20:23

Mariah Carey one is I don't know her. And

1:20:25

now this is I know her. Yeah.

1:20:28

Yeah. Or like, do

1:20:30

you know what do you think of Jennifer Lopez? I thought she just

1:20:32

went, who? Oh, then she

1:20:34

said I don't know her. Yeah. She said, I don't know her. But like,

1:20:36

oh, who? Jennifer Lopez, she's a singer.

1:20:39

Oh yeah, I know her. Yeah. Speaking

1:20:43

about scoop and everything that

1:20:45

was going around this weekend that was not true.

1:20:47

There was a story that said Chelsea Heller was

1:20:49

going to join Real Housewives of

1:20:52

Beverly Hills. And so many

1:20:54

people sent it to me.

1:20:56

So many different bloggers and stuff

1:20:58

picked it up. And

1:21:00

it either started, it just started. Someone just

1:21:02

said it. Some random person just said it,

1:21:05

made it up on the internet, on one

1:21:07

of these platforms. And

1:21:10

they're like, oh, and everyone's contemplating.

1:21:12

I'm like, someone's just anonymously

1:21:14

saying something. It should not be news. Like,

1:21:16

there's no, nope. It's just

1:21:18

all these people got their clicks. They got

1:21:20

to post it. And then, she put it

1:21:23

out there the next day on her stories.

1:21:25

Not true. She sent a whole day getting

1:21:27

nothing but free publicity. So I started thinking

1:21:29

maybe she put it out. Because

1:21:32

everyone was talking about it. That's why I

1:21:34

didn't send it to you because I knew

1:21:36

you were at stagecoach. Fucking hobnobbing with Kristen

1:21:38

Cavalieri. And I was like, let

1:21:40

me not bother Heather with this bullshit. I'm sure

1:21:42

her phone is already blowing up. Well, I

1:21:45

say never say never. You never

1:21:47

know. Yeah. You never know where someone's like,

1:21:50

fuck it. I'll do it. Whatever. I mean,

1:21:52

my first thought was like, no way because

1:21:54

she never even wanted them on the

1:21:56

show. And I was like the only person

1:21:59

watching it. dying for it to

1:22:01

do it, writing the parodies, anything that we

1:22:03

could have than beyond. I was so thinking

1:22:05

like this, you guys, you don't realize how funny

1:22:07

this is and how weird this is and like, and

1:22:10

she just wasn't into it at all. But

1:22:14

doesn't mean she's maybe couldn't get into it now. I

1:22:16

mean, it wouldn't, it just wouldn't make sense. And I

1:22:18

think it would be beneath her at this point, but

1:22:21

who's to say in five years? You never know.

1:22:23

Yeah, if she's not bi coastal, right? And it's

1:22:25

not like you have to be married or have

1:22:27

kids anymore to be a housewife. It's not even

1:22:30

a part of it. No, not by coastal. Okay.

1:22:32

She would be better on New York than she would be. It

1:22:35

would be so weird for her. It would just be, it would

1:22:37

just, there's no way that she would just

1:22:39

like sit back and play along. Like it would be so

1:22:41

fun to watch. It would be so fun to watch. The

1:22:46

Swift's, oh, the Swift's as if

1:22:48

she's going to take her name. Travis,

1:22:51

Kelsey and Taylor Swift were in Carmel

1:22:54

with Bradley Cooper and Gigi enjoying a

1:22:56

fun time. And it was his

1:22:58

mom who spilled the beans while selling some stuff on QVC. Always

1:23:02

wait, was it Travis Kelsey's

1:23:04

mom or Bradley Cooper? No,

1:23:07

Travis Kelsey's mom. And

1:23:12

then they went off and now she's going

1:23:14

on another trip with him. And

1:23:16

Brittany Mahans are doing another double date

1:23:18

with this other couple. And

1:23:20

then I came across this couple, Mark Consuelos

1:23:23

confesses to Kelly Ripa that he recently kissed

1:23:25

another woman. Talk about

1:23:27

clickbait, E! News. Apparently on the show, he

1:23:30

says all this and it was

1:23:32

his grandmother on her cheek. Oh, God, I

1:23:34

hate when they do that. I hate

1:23:36

it. And some of

1:23:38

the comments are so funny. This person wrote, what

1:23:40

saddens me is that this used to be a

1:23:42

real power couple in the entertainment business. They kept

1:23:45

their family and relationship private for years. Now they're

1:23:47

looking for the public to ruin their marriage by

1:23:49

talking nonsense as a joke. Just look at Kyle

1:23:51

Richards and Mauricio. Can't see myself being married for

1:23:54

almost three decades and thrown all the way for

1:23:56

years for a fake storyline. That will hurt my

1:23:58

children and family all for the views. and attention.

1:24:01

That's just this girl, Sammy Lopez, 4158. But

1:24:04

I just thought, I

1:24:07

don't really see them as a

1:24:09

Kyle and Mauricio, but look, he

1:24:11

ended with Ryan Seacrest. He

1:24:13

became her partner on

1:24:16

the show. And they must, the producers

1:24:18

must be like, this is what gets

1:24:20

people watching. They love your banter.

1:24:23

They love this and that. But it is

1:24:25

so annoying hearing about their

1:24:27

sex life or that they were cheated. Like,

1:24:29

this isn't cheating. But it's not a lie.

1:24:31

He said, and I guess

1:24:33

the way he revealed it was like people

1:24:35

were like, what? And it was like my

1:24:37

grandma. I hate that joke. I hate that

1:24:39

joke across the board. I can't stand it.

1:24:41

It's the same joke and it's the same

1:24:43

family joke, the same family of jokes as.

1:24:46

Yeah. Oh, and here's the

1:24:48

most beautiful woman in the world. I can't get

1:24:50

enough of her. My mother.

1:24:52

Yeah, I could just cut

1:24:55

the shit. Don't you

1:24:57

even kiss another woman, the most beautiful

1:24:59

in the world, your fucking grandmother or

1:25:02

your that whole thing is so

1:25:04

cheesy. So corny. I can't say

1:25:06

it. When I tell you like it, it

1:25:08

sounds irrational, but I loathe

1:25:11

it. Like, I love it. I love

1:25:13

it. I love it. It's like a

1:25:15

bit. I love it as a comedy.

1:25:17

I love it as a as a

1:25:19

as a cutesy thing to do. It's like,

1:25:23

it's like you're not you're not cute

1:25:25

because you said you kissed another woman

1:25:27

and it's your grandma. I can't take

1:25:29

it. I hate

1:25:32

its guts. It's a dark of all it's yeah,

1:25:34

it's a dark of all. Well, here's our last

1:25:37

little bit of scoop. Yes.

1:25:40

So Barbara, I said, commented

1:25:43

under Melissa McCarthy's latest post

1:25:46

saying you look great. Did you go

1:25:48

on ozem pic and everybody that attacked

1:25:50

Barbara, how dare you? Melissa has said,

1:25:52

I it doesn't matter. I love her.

1:25:54

Who cares? Other people are like, yeah,

1:25:56

she did, but also

1:25:58

not your business. So what's

1:26:00

your opinion? Also clarification, the actual

1:26:03

comment was, say hi to Michael

1:26:05

Shankman, are you on Ozempic? Yeah,

1:26:08

and no punctuation either. No punctuation. She didn't

1:26:10

even put a period. That's like something Kathy

1:26:12

Hilton would do. Kathy Hilton pretended not to

1:26:14

know that by commenting

1:26:16

wasn't her daughter's text. Yeah,

1:26:19

and she's like, oh, I thought commenting under

1:26:21

something was texting you. No, you didn't, Kathy

1:26:23

Hilton. Well, that's what Barbara Streisand basically said.

1:26:25

Barbara Streisand's 82, so I believe Barbara Streisand

1:26:27

more than. Yeah, and I believe she just,

1:26:29

it's like when people do it, they

1:26:32

think they're sending a DM and they accidentally do a

1:26:34

post. Like, that's how like Anthony

1:26:36

Weiner got caught. She didn't have a wife. True,

1:26:38

true. But like, she's like, for a second, she just

1:26:40

like thought she was in the DM and

1:26:43

was in the comment section. She Barbara

1:26:45

Streisand is every Jewish mother, okay?

1:26:47

Like if you don't think that any

1:26:49

Jewish mother is gonna be like, say

1:26:52

hi to Michael, are you on Ozempic?

1:26:54

Yeah, yeah. Thank you, yes, that is

1:26:56

life. It's working for you. It

1:26:59

is everything, it is everything. And Melissa

1:27:01

McCarthy is so lucky that she

1:27:03

has that for the rest of her life. Yes. That

1:27:06

Barbara Streisand said, are you

1:27:08

on Ozempic? I would die, I would die. She

1:27:10

doesn't have this Barbara Streisand. I love Barbara Streisand,

1:27:12

I don't care. She can say anything she wants.

1:27:15

She's not the right. Did

1:27:17

memories light the corners of

1:27:19

my mind? All of

1:27:22

you in that green dress, Melissa?

1:27:24

All you want, Ozempic. I know I

1:27:27

don't sound like her and I'm not

1:27:29

trying to do an impression. And

1:27:32

yet I closed my eyes and I said, What's

1:27:34

that song, Bert? What's that

1:27:37

song? If we could all have it once

1:27:39

again. Yes. Did

1:27:42

Melissa McCarthy answer? Could we? Should

1:27:46

we, memories?

1:27:50

Yeah, she didn't answer her there, but

1:27:53

recently a reporter went up. She's like,

1:27:55

we're great, leave it alone, we're fun. And the answer is

1:27:57

yes, she is. Yes, of course she

1:27:59

is. Obviously. as we all would be if we could.

1:28:01

At this point, just stop asking. Yeah.

1:28:04

Because if you're breathing, you're on it. You

1:28:06

know what's interesting is that- You know what Ozempic is? Is

1:28:08

like if you're not on the actual Ozempic, you're like, no,

1:28:11

I'm not, because I'm on, go right. Yeah, I'm on some

1:28:13

Eglise. It's like when somebody would say back in the day,

1:28:15

are those acrylic nails? And they'd say, no,

1:28:17

because they're mine underneath. Yep. No,

1:28:20

they're those acrylic nails. Exactly. Of course they're

1:28:22

going to grow underneath. They're a big hard

1:28:24

shell on top. We have seen the growth

1:28:26

in the last year. We've watched Ozempic and

1:28:29

whatever, whatever, go da

1:28:31

da da, and the level of

1:28:33

weight loss that we've seen from

1:28:35

hundreds of thousands of people who

1:28:37

have lost weight due to these weight

1:28:39

loss drugs. However, according to

1:28:41

all of them, none of

1:28:44

them are on it. Yeah. So it's just

1:28:46

an odd thing that we are now living in a time when

1:28:48

all of these weight loss drugs are around. Everyone

1:28:51

is, this is a miracle drug. Everybody's

1:28:53

losing weight. We're watching everybody lose weight.

1:28:57

Who don't work out. And then, or whatever.

1:28:59

And we're never even thin. Or

1:29:01

we're never even thin. And we're never thin. And we're

1:29:03

always having weight problem. And now we're skinny, but

1:29:05

they don't do Ozempic. They stop drinking and they

1:29:07

work out now. Professor Pratt said the greatest thing.

1:29:09

He's like, I love that this could also be

1:29:11

a way to hide

1:29:14

more severe drug use. Like,

1:29:16

how did you lose 50 pounds? Crack,

1:29:18

heroin, meth? No, it's

1:29:20

Ozempic. Better slow down. Like, who knows?

1:29:23

Like, who the fuck knows? It's kind

1:29:25

of great. Hey

1:29:27

girls, tell everybody where they can

1:29:30

find you besides

1:29:32

this Friday night at the Scottsdale

1:29:34

Show with me. Yeah, most importantly.

1:29:37

heathermcdonald.net. Yep, heathermcdonald.net. And

1:29:39

so some of my friends in Scottsdale are going. You

1:29:42

have friends, that's so great. I know, there's not many.

1:29:45

And also, they live out of town. So that's the kind of friends

1:29:47

I like to have. That I don't have to deal with them

1:29:49

in town. But I have

1:29:51

to deal with them that night. But basically, I had sent,

1:29:54

when I was drunk, just a

1:29:56

link from the internet. Like, I

1:29:58

just Googled Heather McDonald. show, you know, Scottsdale,

1:30:01

and I sent the link. And

1:30:03

then the next day, you said

1:30:05

Heather McDonald bought net to me. And,

1:30:07

and so then I realized, oh, shit, like,

1:30:09

they're gonna end up spending so much more

1:30:12

if they don't get the tickets

1:30:14

from from your link from the website. So I

1:30:16

immediately text her be like, Oh, my God, you

1:30:18

got to go here. And then she was

1:30:20

like, Yeah, I saw those two prices. And I was

1:30:22

like, girl. And I was like,

1:30:24

Oh, no, yeah, send I was like, I told

1:30:26

her send people to and for all my dates.

1:30:29

And for everything going going on. The

1:30:32

next one after that is Denver in

1:30:34

which the girls will be joining

1:30:36

me that is at comedy works in Denver.

1:30:38

And that is May 17. And 18. Then

1:30:42

we have to Mecula June one

1:30:44

with Chris frangola. We have let

1:30:46

me say I've done I'm in Tampa, Orlando. I

1:30:49

have San Diego with Julie July

1:30:51

27. So then I do a

1:30:54

little Texas run a little East

1:30:56

Coast, Las Vegas with the girls

1:30:58

September 21. Perfect time

1:31:01

to plan your girls weekend your kids are back

1:31:03

in school you are done with them. You're like

1:31:05

I need a little break you pill going

1:31:08

for juicy con weekend. So there's

1:31:10

no con weekend there's juicy con

1:31:12

or go as a couple. Of

1:31:15

course. Everyone loves it. Everyone loves it.

1:31:17

Yeah. Heather McDonald net and of course

1:31:19

to listen to your podcast and find

1:31:21

everything brandy and Julie related julian brandy.com

1:31:23

is the best place to go to

1:31:25

find our podcast. We have a free

1:31:27

one on all the platforms called dumb

1:31:29

gay podcast and we have a Patreon

1:31:31

podcast with a bunch of different tiers.

1:31:33

The first one starting at $4 a

1:31:35

month. Wow. And

1:31:37

of course for my Patreon every Friday and so much

1:31:40

more bunch of different tiers juicy crimes to get me

1:31:42

behind gates all of it. Heather McDonald net again you

1:31:44

can join there. Thank you so much.

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