Josh sits down with Comedian Ryan Broems, and they begin by talking about the intimate sex act that just took place over lunch. Apparently Umami stands for something way different than we thought. Josh has recently started his own Project Mayhem. Broems likes to be the cushion when women hit rock bottom. We decide that One Tree Hill is to blame for life’s expectations. The guys battle over who is the shittiest person, and who has the weirdest dick. The guys wrap up the show talking about modern day cyber-scarlet lettering.