Hello, fellow Time Travelers. It is with a heavy heart and bloodshot eyes that we announce Justice Time Machine has come to an indefinite hiatus. Unfortunately, the scheduling has become too much of a cross to bear for ya favorite bois and we m

Trail of Tears

Jun 1st, 2021 1h 48m

Welcome to the final episode of season 5. From all of us at Justice Time Machine, we truly appreciate all of those that have listened and shared our work here. The work itself is not much, but it's honest. Through all of the laughter there is p

Andrew Jackson

May 26th, 2021 1h 41m

Time Travelers Assemble! Episode 9 of Season 5 is an amuse-bouche for the final episode of this season because ya bois just barely get their beaks wet on the scum sucking slave owner that is Andrew Jackson. This cankled racist better watch his

Tulsa Race Massacre

May 19th, 2021 1h 38m

Welcome to another episode of the things they don't want to teach you! On this Justice Time Machine episode, ya bois travel back to 1921 where a minor social faux pas led to an abhorrent amount of turmoil in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Rodgers and Hammers

Harold Shipman

May 12th, 2021 1h 31m

Welcome time travelers to the 7th installment of season 5! Get your email fingers ready because this one splits ya bois in twain. Is assisted suicide considered murder? Or is murder assisted suicide? See i told you you! Email us to let us know

Cecil Rhodes

May 4th, 2021 1h 27m

Welcome back fellow time travelers! Gas up your latest Die Antwoord album and buckle up for a blast from the South African past! This one has it all! Cody gets clapped, CJ gets lit, and Marc gets his groove back? Ya know what? You'll have to li

Heinrich Himmler

Apr 27th, 2021 1h 26m

Welcome all you time travelers to the middle of season 5! You'll have to figure this out out for yourselves because this episode basically ride a roller coaster named DABDA to make sense of this topic. Ya bois stop being polite and start gettin

LA Riots

Apr 20th, 2021 1h 32m

Welcome back fellow time travelers! This one comes straight from the underground so put your middle fingers up in solidarity and scream fuck 12. This is by for the most pressing topic ya 3 favorite bois have covered so let's start with a *TRIGG

Idi Amin

Apr 13th, 2021 1h 27m

Welcome fellow time travelers to, in the words of DJ Khaled, another one! This episode has it all. Ya bois try to work out the definition of an introduction and concurrently introduce a heavy weight asshole to the podcast! Idi Amin is on the pr

Anders Behring Breivik

Apr 5th, 2021 1h 18m

Welcome Time Travelers to the second episode of season five. Norway isn't all fjords and glaciers. This solemn country also pumped out one of the worst right wing terrorists the world has ever seen. Anders Behring Breivik is a certified piece o

The Kim Dynasty

Mar 29th, 2021 1h 36m

This week on Keeping up with the Kims, the drama continues in Pyongyang when Kim Il Sung gets arrested by the soviet union. Meanwhile, KimJong Il plays a perfect round of golf and Kim Jong Un shows off his stunning state mandated haircut! Welco

Jack the Ripper

Feb 16th, 2021 1h 58m

People of earth! Welcome to the season finale of season 4! This episode comes straight at you from the seventh circle of hell. All three of ya favorite bois are live, raw, and uncut to present the foggy east end tale of Jack (or Jill) the Rippe

RMS Titanic

Feb 2nd, 2021 1h 30m

Ya bois get wet and wild in this slippery sob story of the RMS Titanic. Cody's gets his heart on, CJ hits a propeller, and Marc paints French girls all for an infamous and precautionary tale of when keeping it real goes wrong. justicetimemach

Benito Mussolini

Jan 26th, 2021 1h 34m

Y'all this onion of an episode is sure to make your eyes water. The layers alone send ya bois through a political worm hole shaped like a mobius strip inside of an MC Escher lithograph. Look for the notification for when to put on your 3D glas

Anatoly Dyatlov

Jan 19th, 2021 1h 20m

Here comes the boom. Ya bois unearth the radiating remains of Chernobyl in this three eyed fish named episode 7. Cody gets his degree in chemistry and CJ writes his thesis in blood. Meanwhile, RA Marc Jones reminds us all that it's lights out o

Moors Murders

Jan 13th, 2021 1h 49m

Welcome to the beginning of the end of season 4. Ya bois rocked down to true crime avenue on this one. Cody and CJ break out their Fisher-Price detective kits and straight up sleuth the piss out of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley. Constable Marc Jon

Napoleon Bonaparte

Jan 5th, 2021 1h 30m

Bonjour and welcome to the halfway mark of season 4! Ya bois double down on the historic half pint named Napoleon and, quelle fucking suprise, they take him down a peg or two. [email protected] | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com

Edward I of England

Dec 28th, 2020 1h 14m

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The merry men of JTM travel back 750 years to bring you this medieval yarn of fate and fortune. Sir Cody and Sir CJ keep their arrows true and their hearts pure as they embark on a quest to collapse the castle of Edward I of E

Ruhollah Khomeini

Dec 22nd, 2020 1h 28m

Folks, this one might get ya' bois in some trouble. The "complex" minds behind JTM picked one heck of a heavy topic to unleash upon you, the innocent and unsuspecting listener. Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini did some straight up grisly shit. Get s

Fritz Haber

Dec 14th, 2020 1h 5m

If y'all somehow needed another reason to wear a mask, this episode on Fritz Haber should do the trick. Cody and CJ brandish their letterman jackets and straight up punk this unlovable poindexter after debate club with an atomic wedgie under th

Vlad the Impaler

Dec 8th, 2020 1h 8m

Welcome back to another series Justice Time Machine! Season 4 starts off in a big way with the Dracul-est episode to date! Be sure to guard your neck, your back, your pussy, and your crack because no orifice is safe in this bloody odyssey. We

Reign of Terror

Oct 19th, 2020 1h 30m

Welcome to the final episode of season 3! Robespierre and his merry band of marauders take a lot more than just a little off the top in this one y'all. CJ gets balls deep in political ideology and Cody spins yarn on an impromptu suicide pact so

Jonestown

Oct 13th, 2020 1h 24m

Before you drink this episode down make sure to check who is behind the bar. If it's Jim Jones, send that shit right back. Ya bois go all in on the fallen evangelical who orchestrated the Jonestown mass suicide. Don't forget to stay tuned until

Pompeii

Oct 6th, 2020 1h 2m

Y'all better be three sheets to the wind before imbibing this episode because ya favorite bois start this one on at least their fourth. This one gets messier than a toddler eating spaghetti. Relax, snort a line of xanax, and remember we all mak

Bloody Mary

Sep 29th, 2020 1h 14m

Don't say her name three times or you will suffer a fate on par with a 16th century Protestant. Don't BURN through this episode because there is a lot at STAKE. CJ is forced to ask for a refund from his improv classes, Cody paints pinpoint stro