Troubles have plagued John Wayne Airport of late. Not only are the constant protests causing unwanted attention, but stranger things are afoot. An unexplained mystic stank hangs in the air, and every day it seems something else is falling apart or breaking down. Is the airport cursed? Haunted? Sinking into a tar pit? Dying of AIDS? No one seems to be able to pinpoint the source of the problem, but the FAA can no longer sit on the sidelines, and the airport has been given an ultimatum. It has one week to solve all of its problems, or JWA will be shut down. Now it is up to one man, Airport General Manager Nick Reynolds, to save everyone’s job.

Can this chowder head really turn things around in seven days?