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hello and welcome to the caucus industries corporate

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shareholder announcements that caucus industries

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evil better my

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name is currently for thirty nine ceo caucus

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industries welcome to a very special

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presentation of the shareholder announcements you

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see we're broadcasting to day lives

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from evil con in front of

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an ostensibly living audience

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living audience please make yourselves known

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as an ,

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holler screams turner cells

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inside out inside a noisy fashion

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you

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know the usual audience things

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a bit

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the most likely certain issues

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or holders at home there are people here are some

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of them are shareholders some of them are about

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to be shareholders you see this events

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will need to serve several functions and i

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hope you will bear with me for all of these functions

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the first function new shareholder

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orientation we need to talk to

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will need to talk about caucus industries what

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it does who is what part of it's all

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of those important questions the second

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functions we will need to talk about evil

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con as it is happening around us and perhaps

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just hidden behind what might look like some

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other convention the sharp

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eyed among us can see the evil these

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diabolical among us nowhere to stop

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for the right kind of merge the most

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nefarious of us nowhere to knock

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to see the real shit you

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know the real shit the

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third function puffing up my ego

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with live reactions here's

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here's where you are

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don't stop laughing

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i want a hear a constant stream of laughter

2:29

from , now now the end

2:31

of the broadcast the never

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, laughing so

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hard stop believe this actually

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this is getting a bit annoying you can

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stop you can stop i guess

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the fourth function and perhaps most important

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of all one among us in this room

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right now the

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traitor to evil

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if you and guilty

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of the highest crime q

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what exactly are those crimes those crimes know i

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don't care they told me someone is guilty

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and i said fine with punish them how will we

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be punishing that person i noted

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the time at least to you i

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, remind all of you on a completely unrelated

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note of there are sign of seats here's the front

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of the room where you can put down your name and email

3:23

address and things of that nature first numerous

3:25

different opportunities on this document

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here you can even pledged that you are not the traitor

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go on signed the document says you aren't

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the traitor there's definitely no chance

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that i'll be bringing you on stage at any point

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or chances are you're simply be telling all of

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us the you are not the traitor and and

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signing your name to their facts and agreeing

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to let us use your likeness and your voice in one not

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just in case he say something witty

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from the crowd you know not on stage

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never on stage is my stage

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and especially ryan states let's

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begin the announcements those if he was

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living at home or wherever it is usually get

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your caucus industries announcements will be listening

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to these words and needs general ambience

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of this conference room through a weird small

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radio some of

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you were made me remember our partnership with odd

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little radio from many many

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many years ago and you might think wow

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that sounds like the same company but if you jumble

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of some of the words using a source you

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would be correct or little radio

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got into some trouble lately when their

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ceo said some things

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and a public forum and they have

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determined that some rebranding as well as

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some restarting is in order they

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have decided to distance themselves from oddness

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and littleness and instead embrace

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strangeness and smallness the

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radios are identical however in

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fact their ceo has so little to do with day

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to day operations as i'm not sure anything

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of real value has changed not every

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ceos as hands on as yours

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truly not every ceo

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is as important to daily operations as

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yours truly not every ceo

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is as handsome with as peculiar

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dominant energy but

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i digress i

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, so that the audio quality is both small

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and strange though not exactly bad and

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with a roundness in the middle frequencies

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a fullness in the upper register and

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a tightness of the low end overall

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a complete if not thoroughly enjoyable

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audio quality the

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trouble is that the recording set up his

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though five the clarity

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and separation of the radio be married by the use

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of pedestrian dynamic microphones or

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condenser microphones looked

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at the documents said we'd have dynamic my

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surface

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the honesty of a high end will be tainted by

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room reverberations and potential

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feedback s is the dynamic

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range may be spoiled by distortion and

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not and distortion we do on purpose now

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don't get me wrong this is not the fault

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of the room nurse at the fault of salmond stephen

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who meticulously set the recording conditions

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it is simply not are boost back in the

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office where every elements is controlled

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to define as degree one thing

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i will say for this space is that it is filled

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with beautiful and intriguing

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shareholders this

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is where is have i have of bad news for some of you in

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the audience with this moments these announcements

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are only for caucus industries shareholders

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that may pose a problem for some of you who came

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into the spaces non shareholders

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you see you are now caicos

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industries shareholders every

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single one of you whether you want to be or

6:38

not this is permanent the

6:41

nontransferable perhaps

6:44

you didn't expect your life to change to nights

6:46

but here we are your one of us now

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forever talk

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about what that means goggles

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in the series is a vast and some would say

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unknowable entity we cannot say

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for certain because those who tried to know

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all of it did go insane in

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the process but that's not to say that

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no one will ever be strong enough to handle

7:06

it in it's entirety we simply do

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not know it's on nobleness

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seems to also be unknowable at

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the stage we

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have many divisions working on a great many things

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for our clients all over the world we help

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small businesses to be a little bit more evil

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in their day to day operations we have

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large businesses to spread small

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evils around creating huge waves

7:28

of evil in the long term we help individuals

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to acknowledge and really lean into the darkness

7:34

within whatever that means for them

7:36

the do a quick qnx what did

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evil the contextual am

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i evil if you have to ask

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the yes sexy

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evil yes the ,

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didn't want us and they can't have it back just

7:51

because they changed their minds okay

7:53

it's hours even

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the boring stuff even the everyday

7:58

stuff even the stuff you you

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are it's all evil

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his masturbation evil that's contextual

8:06

also working

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that about wraps up the usual questions

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you , also know that we're caucus industries like

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to party says why we have tons of

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events throughout the year to celebrate everything from

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books to nudity to wishing

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the universe darker through sheer willpower

8:23

we recently had a celebration here caucus

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industries called mud coming which

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i initially interpreted to be a variation

8:31

on homecoming i

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was wrong it

8:37

, messy we

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will likely never do it again we

8:43

have the festival of innovation coming up which

8:45

is usually an opportunity for highest tech

8:47

clients to make giants machines of horrible

8:49

death and destruction put some head to

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head on the battlefield and watch them

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suck for

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some reason these ,

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are so sexually repressed it's not even funny

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we also have evil con this

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brings us to purpose number two for my introduction

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you didn't forget the for functions

9:09

of this set of announcements did you purpose number

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two is evil con the

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the evil con you might have seen

9:17

a different sign on the door he may have bought tickets

9:19

to a different event for when he was in that

9:21

door of this evening he stepped from your usual

9:23

world into the world is evil con

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ordinarily we would hope he will call in san

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diego where the value of human life has squandered

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an endless lines and ten thousand person

9:33

convention house but this

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year we wanted something wanted bit more intimate

9:38

who ordered something off the beaten path we wanted

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to reach people we might not always

9:42

reach we wanted to reach you

9:45

now this is the first night of evil console

9:47

is possible that you have already seen some of

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the sites for to give you an idea of

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what else you might be able to find if you go looking

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in the right places i'm joined by will not perkins's

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one of the organizers for evil khan thank

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you so much for that introduction

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core and and i am happy to talk

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to the shareholders about the convention some

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best practices as the panels

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that are not to be miss

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let's begin with some basic guidelines

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if he sees someone wearing a sexy

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costume do not

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touch them that

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have is a basic guidelines

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some of the exhibits faces and

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room evil thirty six in an enormous

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made named james i

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mean see a , but

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that is that we have your worries of one

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of his sixteen and spanx pierce's

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any part of you and

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room evil maybe there is

10:49

an endless void of you could walk into forever

10:51

until you forget who you are or why

10:53

you are there and perhaps you can just

10:56

say it away

10:57

in room evil seventy three they were people

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like,

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A real evil 99.

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Their arcade games. The man doesn't

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want you to know in

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real medieval 55. Everyone

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is naked. No

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one knows. Why you should be

11:16

emotionally prepared for that.

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hi

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In room evil 112.

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There is a ball pit under

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the ball Pit. There is an endless void. You

11:31

can walk through Forever Until you forget who

11:33

you are and begin to fade into non-existence in

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room evil 18. There

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are Refreshments. Please

11:40

remember to stay hydrated and

11:43

room level 22. There is

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a a dead body. You can look at under

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the dead body.

11:48

There is an endless void. You can

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walk through until you to exist

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and

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room, evil 35. You can see all

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of the advancements we've made in terms

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of weaponry and the Machines of War.

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and room seventy nine adult

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films are are feeling epicene will be

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signing autographs and

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, room twenty two a a see

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there is sex

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under the sex there is an endless

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void that you can walk forever

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until you cease to exist

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any other bits of advice amazing

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thing happening everywhere just try

12:25

to be open to a new experience and you never

12:28

know what might happen it's always

12:30

fun and exciting thank you

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wilma

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i didn't read more or less taking care of function number

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series that's really

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my ego thing which brings us to

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function number for someone in this room

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is a traitor to evil now i have

12:52

a walkie talkie hear that connects me to the greatest

12:55

hunter of the good known to man

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or , least one of the several at

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random there is a family

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here at caucus industries that takes pride industries hunting

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the good they typically have they last name

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laughlin and they all insist on

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using walkie talkies to communicate this

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walkie talkies the calls

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one of them at random well i think

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we have to try a don't we hello

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elo their goran anger cs

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what , i do you for how

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goes the search for the traders evil

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we'll call and many of my usual techniques

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do not apply in this scenario

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i'm tempted to taste the dirt nearby

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but unfortunately everything here

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is carpets

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fibers are giving me very little to

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go get

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the every leaves at all

13:50

i feel strongly that the traitor might

13:52

be in the northwestern quadrant

13:55

the room i'm basing

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that on nothing at all just

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a bit of cane toad wisdom perhaps

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hold our current i

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see a monster in the distance goran

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i think i'm gonna go try to put my fingers in it's

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mouth now wait angus

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, probably not a real monsters it

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can't be helped or and dickinson first

14:20

our think he stopped listening will

14:23

try again later a

14:25

second with operations back of cocker that

14:27

the caucus industries facilities

14:30

caucus should be able to call any division

14:32

at all ah let's see how about

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the division of penguin economics

14:39

hi violet that's

14:41

unprofessional what would you prefer

14:44

me to call you that all

14:48

right well how are things going back attackers

14:51

industries oh everything

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is just great

14:54

all right now everything is peachy

14:57

to you know how much i'm in charge of right now

14:59

new shareholders are going to introduce violet

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trudged the hardest working employee

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we have been anyone

15:05

calls outer has to take time away from the

15:07

office for a convention violet

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tends to pick up and to send tends

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to step up and pick up the slack

15:14

don't add up or that i

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am forced to take on extra responsibility

15:20

for the whole stuff am building collapses

15:22

eyes and the only thing keeping the companies

15:24

from attending class twenty four seven

15:28

violet have you been taking your mandatory breaks

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yeah the

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board have given me and assistance to handle

15:36

everything for the fifteen minutes i am president from

15:38

working then they take the next seven

15:40

hours and forty five minutes off that

15:43

doesn't sound like a healthy work life balance his

15:46

life korean you

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would understand that if you

15:52

i'm working right now

16:00

the building is fine i'm eating

16:02

one hundred and forty two experiments other thing ninety three

16:04

because the of and family one time is that them swedish

16:06

catalogs really want to be from any of

16:08

that those not

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my

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right

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be there

16:36

virgins yoda cranky when she's forced

16:38

not to work i understand that her brakes

16:40

are mostly just venting frustration like

16:42

that we're glad to have

16:44

are helping out though her ability to juggle so

16:46

much has allowed around three hundred employees

16:49

to enjoy the convention here of course

16:51

if she does this for too many days in days row she's

16:53

liable to breed another super illness and side

16:55

of her and none of us can afford that

17:00

not that one has a different one like

17:02

a month before that okay his it when

17:08

requested that i do another employee spotlights

17:10

these are supposed to be monthly let's

17:14

see hope this was supposed to be another i want

17:16

to these

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hooker

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let's see caprice your whims

17:33

is the employee this time around it says

17:35

here that they were able to clear to clear from

17:38

the big vat of monster excretion by

17:40

wading into the van getting their hands dirty

17:42

like really getting their hands in they're getting

17:45

that clog out of their excuses a

17:47

situation where i feel like the person might not

17:49

have wanted to have been acknowledged for their selflessness

17:51

on account of me having to tell everyone about

17:53

the monster excretion said they recovered and

17:56

but some people insist on having these employees

17:58

spotlights thank you for free worms for

18:00

getting in the muck and saving the day new

18:03

shareholders will not yet know about

18:05

the map most twins clarissa and had era

18:08

scared of a long story involving some erotic nightmares

18:10

and being digested by a large monster they

18:13

were in service of a monster called corridors

18:15

and we've been trying really hard to figure

18:17

out if there's anything going on between their

18:19

years they have this kind of allies

18:22

passivity and we tend to find

18:24

them reclining in strange places around

18:26

the building they will they will

18:28

eat so we know that they're getting nutrition

18:30

but they're getting kind of tired of the food

18:32

puzzles that aimed to test their intelligence

18:36

the other day chemists are doing

18:38

a crossword puzzle near them she gets

18:40

really stuck on one of the answers clarissa

18:42

was upside down on a nearby couch

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legs over the headrest head by the foot rest

18:47

and she just said petunia which

18:49

i gather was the correct answer

18:52

signs of life now to figure

18:54

out what will give them some drive it's

18:56

entirely possible that nothing will and i suppose

18:58

that's ok one

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of our most prominent divisions a caucus industries

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is of it deserves one

19:05

of our most prominent divisions his caucus

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industries is the division of erotic experiences

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they are the latest in a long line of sexually

19:13

focus divisions that helped to find the answers

19:15

to life deepest questions

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they've been consumed for years now by the question

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what is most sex they

19:25

run the gamut of deep emotional feelings

19:27

and intense pornographic maneuvering and

19:29

feeling unsatisfied with any answer

19:32

i get the impression that they have handled this task

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i'm sorry they have handed this task off

19:36

to some sort of artificial intelligence or algorithm

19:39

to try to determine the thing that is most sex

19:42

the artificial intelligence is

19:44

not batting a thousand let's say currently

19:47

the division is claiming that popping

19:49

your back over a chair is

19:52

the thing that is most sex

19:56

now i'm not an expert on the matter but i feel

19:58

like soo many people they've done that and

20:01

even done it by accident for that to be

20:03

the thing that is most sex someone

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did did in the back of the room i heard it

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anyway , feel like the thing that is most

20:13

sexes probably far rarer than that

20:15

and probably involves at least two

20:17

people much

20:19

rather walkie talkie again and see what we

20:21

can learn is

20:24

there any news about the traitor

20:28

holy quran angus , you

20:30

again i'd try again calling

20:32

calling are definitely in the right crickets

20:35

it's but not angus

20:37

sizes rodeo current oh

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i'm sorry titus idea to talk to your

20:42

brother is trying to figure out who the traitorous

20:45

yes traitorous know we do sounds exactly the sex

20:51

it going well this is a particularly sticky

20:53

wicket so we've got the whole family

20:56

working on it's i've been collecting any

20:58

information august have you been

21:00

interviewing people are looking for evidence

21:02

of traits korea's behavior well

21:04

you could say something like that goran

21:07

i often find that directly asking

21:09

for information is too simple it

21:12

often leads to erroneous results

21:15

like or and the monsters

21:18

the dolphins enlarge

21:20

the bad news when you're trying to hunt down a trader so

21:25

what have you been doing

21:27

i'm trying to learn anything i can

21:29

go like what though

21:33

all kinds of stuff how

21:36

to make costumes how

21:39

, voice act for animation

21:43

animation employs actually worth watching

21:47

those are panels with the event here

21:49

yes and they are very informative core and titus

21:53

jose going to help us find a traitor all

21:55

right we'll right was hoping

21:57

something hoping learned words

22:00

something in the old sinker

22:03

and , i'd come to some kind of conclusion

22:06

maybe there's something maybe there's you know

22:09

how can you overlook something if you haven't

22:11

looked at all that's exactly

22:13

what i'm hoping to find out corn do

22:16

you have any ideas at all

22:19

well if they're trying to hide

22:21

who they all from less than a costume

22:23

would do the trick calling

22:29

you have narrowed this down and not at all and

22:33

, are welcome for that golden golden

22:36

your eyes shop a i've got to check

22:38

out this podcast about to nerd

22:40

culture probably loads of information

22:43

there you're going to a podcast

22:45

panel that sounds like a waste of time

22:48

a let's

22:52

move on shareholders

22:55

once upon a time caicos industries dug

22:57

deep hole into earth's crust and search for the

22:59

biblical hell if it was down

23:02

there we were going to find well

23:04

we didn't know to lead a big

23:06

hole in the ground go to waste we built a labor

23:08

camp there were we could send anyone who

23:10

got on are bad side and we named

23:12

as hell first forward

23:15

a number of years and some people are about monsters

23:17

and rapid evolution of freaky balls made of

23:19

hands and you get married

23:21

as for goro the head of the hell labor camp

23:23

in the owner of one insanely bad

23:25

ass monster arm

23:28

still want one come

23:31

, science science

23:33

for me you always

23:38

anyway no one from hell could join us for

23:40

the convention today but they were able to send

23:42

a booth in a variety of literature extolling

23:45

the amazing experiences that can be had underground

23:48

community building delightful work songs

23:50

and now what appears to be a religion

23:53

or at least a spiritual practice of reading

23:55

oneself of sins and was through

23:57

hard punishing work if

24:00

you tried everything else and you still haven't found

24:02

enlightenment then maybe it's down there

24:05

i would strongly recommend trying everything

24:07

else first like everything

24:10

you everything you probably think of more things

24:14

the division of trying to figure out what all these keys

24:16

go to as used

24:18

a key to open a chastity belts unfortunately

24:22

the chastity belt was part of a cosplay

24:24

so there was some much drama

24:26

that followed the

24:29

division of courage you battle reenactment is one

24:31

of my favorite divisions shareholders they dress

24:33

and fabulous costume several times

24:35

a month to recreate battles between extremely

24:38

large monsters from throughout history last

24:40

time they did a battle between many monsters

24:42

as part of their quarterly review the

24:44

went dark for a bit after that in preparation

24:47

for what is shaping up to be an amazing

24:49

battle the humanoid made

24:51

of humans squished together

24:54

will be facing off against free

24:57

the tree creep they're

25:00

calling the events haiti's in the eighties

25:04

that is said to involve a cage match as

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well as some enormous hair if

25:08

, match ends with someone being thrown through a table

25:11

i'll be plenty satisfied oh

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shareholders i just got a reminder that i need to check

25:17

in on someone or this will only take a minute

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the no

25:24

a paydirt has gone everything's

25:28

, for and why do you ask ask

25:31

this is dirt cornelius explosion had

25:33

a giant ass robots to kick in your face one

25:35

of our most valuable clients the

25:37

reason i ask dirk is because i heard

25:39

you were having a tough a i've

25:42

great time i've i'm sailing

25:45

i'm having a fantastic time on a fantastic

25:47

voyage it's citizens

25:50

of i love of the booths

25:52

suffering celebrities right

25:54

where you can look at them with your own eyes

25:56

it's the best score and where

26:00

dirk but i'm around

26:03

the a similar things were

26:05

specifically for well

26:07

core and if you must know you

26:09

got me taking a break in the bathroom am

26:12

i not allowed to have bathroom breaks

26:15

you are of course out

26:17

a verb you know curiosity

26:19

how long have you been in the bathroom well

26:23

you see core and time

26:27

is a complicated thing is

26:29

it nice who can really

26:31

say how much time

26:34

as ever passed i can't write

26:37

passed well as you ask about any reason why

26:40

time seem reason malleable

26:43

not that i can think of what did you take

26:46

i can add to my substances goran you

26:48

know that i can handle my substances i

26:51

know beginner not it's substances

26:53

goran what

26:55

did you take like a lot of mushrooms

27:00

okay , and is that what you want to hear

27:03

your me to say that i took a lot of muslims will

27:05

dirty been sharing your whole existential crisis

27:08

on social media ever done media

27:10

couple of messages asking of to check on you

27:12

i would never says something never

27:15

q list on social media covering

27:18

i'll read a couple numbers

27:20

, the best thing ever have

27:22

you ever really even thought about numbers

27:25

it's perfect

27:28

social media posts in every way

27:32

have you ever love something so much that you mega

27:34

loved it or even dark mega loved

27:36

it score and people need to confront

27:39

these questions it's

27:41

late of it you know are

27:44

, ever afraid that your heart isn't capable

27:47

of holding all of the feelings v

27:49

emotional volume of the human heart is

27:51

still being research scoring

27:54

how small can a person gets i'm

27:56

afraid i'm shrinking know

27:59

a definite the stuck in between two tiles

28:01

someone please help right

28:04

, yes as

28:06

i do seem to be stuck i

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have shrunk as they say

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you're awfully lucid dirk why

28:16

thank you know i mean

28:18

you don't sound hi sound

28:20

hi handle my substances koran

28:23

you took slinking mushrooms

28:26

they were in a jar marks experimental

28:29

at one of the science demonstration booths

28:33

even knows where drugs come from florence

28:37

sometimes uses album and

28:40

, is downright disrespectful

28:42

not to take i'm i'm

28:45

so you've shrunk due to the mushrooms

28:47

but you aren't high and high that

28:50

means that all this movie stuff on your social

28:52

media was tissue and

28:55

my not allowed to feel goran oh

29:00

what will bring you the growing yeasts

29:03

it'll it'll bring you back to normal size faster

29:05

than you can actually enjoy the events

29:08

i'm enjoying my own way gore and course

29:12

talk to you later dirks by now

29:14

always sorry

29:19

about that shareholders

29:25

sometimes you have to help a friend out i

29:29

have here a recording from my great

29:31

grandfather the

29:35

am this is to play

29:37

in case of conventions shareholders

29:40

, occasionally get these my grandfather

29:42

has thoughts on a variety of topics

29:44

me put together a number of these recordings

29:47

of his general advice before he died well

29:49

it's

29:50

give it a listen hair every

29:52

now and again you're going to have to deal with

29:54

conventions and conventions think i should

29:57

let you know that these are incredibly

29:59

important

30:01

the way that we do things and

30:03

lies the commonly accepted

30:05

best practices the norms

30:07

are what keep society bill

30:10

when it's , to maintain

30:12

these conventions you

30:14

know like let's say you're

30:16

doing powder drugs with your friend

30:19

francisco and cities before

30:21

you take one this ,

30:24

we call a violation of the established

30:26

conventions is one one

30:29

francisco zoo into a little

30:31

than i do a little you don't

30:33

go twice okay that's

30:35

bad manners will anyway

30:37

so that helps sport make

30:39

sure to respect conventions

30:48

that is a different definition of the word conventions

30:52

i think we all got that but i want to say it

30:54

anyway let's move on we've

30:57

, a booth at this event for tinfoil

30:59

the intergalactic network for otherworldly

31:01

industry liaison liaison all

31:03

my be kind of nice spring dennis lelio the director

31:06

of that division here to talk about what has

31:08

been like presenting an evil khan and trying

31:10

to spread the word about the evil they evil

31:13

oh thank you car in switzerland

31:15

me be here right now and said about the booth

31:18

where i'm supposed to be feel how

31:20

many times i've been called away from the booth korean

31:22

i've marked as time as occupy

31:24

on my work founders people say no to leave

31:27

me alone okay so what did they call

31:29

me every hour to tell me that's a black man

31:32

in southern arrived early and what

31:34

we do with other players right

31:38

you know it's going to get everywhere if they

31:40

don't handle it properly have you tried

31:43

to get bliar out of a row read korean

31:45

habit of matches it's a fucking nightmare

31:48

and i have to leave the booth for ten minutes to handle

31:50

this mess which means i have to leave barracks

31:52

in far it's okay now barracks had a rough

31:55

life for a stay at a really mood family growing

31:57

up and had to move out young what does that mean

31:59

he knows absolutely

32:02

not scoring he practically rand

32:04

booth into the ground while i was gone see

32:06

him that our panelists willy nilly

32:09

any , student days is the first

32:12

get a date interest interest

32:14

i'm a fucking a truck

32:17

money for of

32:20

not much but still some money and you

32:22

know how much fucking budget is right

32:24

now corinth it's insanely restrictive

32:27

we can hardly do any big you do realize

32:29

that we work with civilizations off world

32:32

that costs money towards we

32:35

have costs money since it's okay

32:37

and we have to have millions on the moon

32:39

sometimes have you ever been to the fucking moon

32:41

cause it's fucking simone

32:45

but some creatures will only go there because there gravity

32:47

is loaded it it as as as is they

32:49

would be crossed on earth okay but

32:51

when okay creature need more gravity do when insist

32:54

on meeting on the moon or insist on that matter

32:56

know at the put on a fucking

32:58

exoskeleton and given their fucking

33:00

bradley's feeling my heart's it's all

33:03

about a fucking explode time maybe

33:06

it should maybe , certain

33:08

type of said

33:12

that directly and

33:14

boy would crumble the pieces without me still be

33:16

covered and so much bliar that would no

33:19

, would ever even once again

33:21

even oblivious in like that's what so blurred

33:23

okay so i answer your mother

33:25

fucking question for him my

33:28

life as hell

33:32

oh uh oh go ahead and approve your budget

33:34

increase your car and thank

33:37

you know it's the least you

33:39

can do but thank you thank you so

33:41

much all the i'll let you get back to

33:43

the boot all i wanted

33:45

corn that's all i have are fucking

33:47

wanted well

33:49

shareholders now that we probably could the microphone

33:57

his move on

34:00

they say that evil once wore the sexiest

34:02

possible costume without violating any

34:04

rules to make traffic that

34:06

much worse as a convention this is

34:08

things were taken credit for now today

34:10

we're taking credit for crowds lines

34:13

and other people in general of

34:15

, we can't know for certain the we're responsible

34:18

for these things but we are asserting a confidently

34:21

and he would do well to heed my words

34:24

we also have some bonus things were taking

34:26

credit for

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gonna grab

34:48

the but whole edit of cats

34:58

say

35:06

oh of always getting under

35:08

baked though

35:13

someone want to someone were to clarify what

35:15

that was oh

35:17

, getting under bakes do

35:19

okay that's that's that's supposed

35:22

to be one word it's to to

35:25

someone just put down brianna kettle anxiety

35:31

that friggin bored from untitled goose game

35:36

and just the word crooked underlines

35:42

i dunno if that is a at

35:44

least dunno don't think is don't

35:49

oh curse the

35:51

big green monster is one today's ruin a life

35:53

drawing as as a result the

35:55

life of the big green monsters nemesis

35:57

will be ruined that nemesis is

36:00

eg k b i

36:02

don't know those letters stand for extra

36:06

gravy kindred versus

36:11

the , may never know know

36:13

the wheel of misery with an apathetic dismissive

36:15

level of for snow and on the space for aromatic

36:18

from this day forward eg kb will be forty

36:21

six percent more aromatic what

36:23

is this me exactly well fragrance

36:25

nice smells bad smells overpowering

36:27

smells all of the above and probably

36:30

in rapid in for

36:32

evil measures of the green monster will be thirteen

36:34

percent less aromatic which might

36:36

be a bad thing for a big green monster

36:38

intending to display dominance to musk

36:41

congratulations on the when and best of luck

36:44

and we do have an

36:47

extra rune alive drawings today new

36:49

shareholders see

37:04

i'm going with other the winner is

37:08

, person doctor mccoy

37:10

like like , and

37:14

the loser is amanda

37:16

shoe they

37:18

get they're rapists the same

37:20

handwriting is the circle

37:27

the spartacus

37:31

and doctor mccoy say that amanda

37:34

shoe is a lame poser

37:36

and deserves was coming to them we

37:38

, the real misery again or land on the space

37:40

for assets

37:48

with , sniper or that what

37:51

are the would i would actually do during the

37:53

the writing of of most episodes which

37:56

is or get out the random were generator ah

38:00

look i prepared so much for the never read show

38:06

nope

38:09

nope i'm

38:11

watching over his shoulder as

38:14

i'm worth never

38:16

, are still

38:18

ends on the space for pictorial yikes

38:26

this day forward amanda

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, will be forty four

38:31

percent more pictorial

38:34

and sparks and person doctor

38:36

mccoy will be twenty seven percent less

38:38

pictorial

38:41

the damnation

38:44

ruination squad have been wearing big poppa costumes

38:46

like where one arm is an arm and the other

38:49

arm is the one that controls the mouse

38:53

this might be a cosplay thing we're not sure

39:00

that's up to you

39:16

right i'm still concerned

39:18

about the traitor issue a me a check with

39:20

the walkie talkie

39:24

cause enough

39:29

hello through

39:32

, for and oh i've been talking

39:34

we're brothers we're looking for a traitor in

39:36

our midst out well good news on that front

39:38

i do believe i do the culprits

39:40

are that's great who is it

39:45

early to tell a noise sees

39:47

comes to the signs illinois

39:50

on her side

39:57

oh really wow i didn't know she's sitting there

40:00

that may yes please

40:02

, to the stage i in no way hinted

40:04

this might be a thing ah

40:06

come on up sir a here okay

40:09

take , there you'll be speaking into the

40:11

microphone please

40:13

so what do you have to

40:15

say see yourself

40:16

you read the lines the start with schrader

40:19

how

40:24

i confess i am traitor

40:27

i did have a

40:30

confession

40:32

the punish me however you see fit for my miss

40:35

come along

40:36

i go into evil jail for a

40:38

long long time

40:42

and just like the us army

40:47

, go directly to evil jail do

40:50

not pass go do not connect if

40:56

i go resolution i

40:59

, hope you enjoy the remainder of your evil

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con shareholders those of you in the

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audience thank you so much for joining us today

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snakes on cakes it

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was take on a cake thirteen

44:38

out of nineteen the

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division of improbable cookbooks directed by hate

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enough has been working on friction cooking

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there's one entry so far which is just rubbing

44:49

a hotdog between your hands for an hour

44:54

the division of uneven surfaces directed by

44:56

the doctor has been doing marble races

45:00

it would seem they're gaining an appreciation for

45:02

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45:04

the division of hallway wandering directed by jack

45:07

has been strolling down hallway one

45:09

million there are just go

45:11

lights at all times and a game show

45:13

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45:15

the division of more mundane much more months

45:17

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45:20

more monday monday's record by ot has

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45:24

more monday it's work being

45:26

done on the freeway you really needed to drive

45:28

on the

45:31

division a villainous introspection directed

45:33

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45:35

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45:38

the small bones of the sinus cavities

45:40

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45:42

in lobes surprise turn of events

45:44

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45:46

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45:49

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45:51

you to eat one of your opponent's cards

45:55

that's it the different strategies

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the division of applied retro punch nearing

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the kravitz you know a

46:06

, of caffeine so high that it really

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division of even weirder bugs directed

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46:15

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46:17

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46:20

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the division of animal stalking directed by

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46:29

they were dead and frozen this

46:32

, the

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division of things with switches the shouldn't

46:37

have switches directed by miss doctor indigo

46:39

esquire the thirteenth has introduced

46:41

and evening gown with an off switch

46:49

up with with that laugh

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the madame

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place the

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, of guess where we found dog hair

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dog hair on mount everest the

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hint to obscure it is

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it is actually the opposite of what it intends

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