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immediately destroyed using the last strength and

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energy in your body. Hello

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and welcome to the Kakos Industries

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corporate shareholder announcements. At Kakos Industries,

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we help our clients to do evil

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better. My name is Corin

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Deeth III and I am CEO of Kakos

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Industries. People sometimes ask

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me why they would want to

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do evil better and my response

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is always simple. You're

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already doing evil. Why not strive for

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greatness in your life? Why not

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ask for more? Why

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not do evil better? Shareholders,

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it's been a minute since you've heard from me

1:04

and I am thankful for your patience. As

1:07

the recording from my grandfather recently may

1:09

have indicated, I have been doing a

1:11

bit of digging, which is

1:13

not always the safest thing to do

1:15

here at Kakos Industries. There

1:18

is a lot that I am unprepared to

1:20

discuss as of yet and much more that

1:22

I think I have yet to learn that

1:24

I think I might need to,

1:26

but we are on this journey together. I'm

1:28

glad to have you here. Thank

1:30

you. Today's broadcast

1:33

is coming to you from a noisy

1:35

banknote. That's right, we sent you a

1:37

fat banknote worth some denomination of money,

1:39

but when you picked it up, it

1:42

started to play back this broadcast. I

1:44

am sorry to inform you shareholders that this

1:46

is not real currency, though as the CEO

1:49

of an evil corporation, I am recommending that

1:52

you try to spend it somewhere all the

1:54

same. This radio

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comes from a collaboration between

1:58

Danny's Discount Denomination, and our

2:00

division of bone and boner

2:03

conductance. The bill in

2:05

your hands is vibrating the bones

2:07

in your body at audible frequencies.

2:10

You might also feel a little tingle

2:12

down below, and that's okay too. I

2:15

am told that the frequency response is

2:18

most of them, and the distortion is

2:20

surprisingly low for using your body as

2:22

the resonant chamber. Some

2:25

people prefer the mild addition of third

2:27

and fourth order harmonics. This

2:30

broadcast, like always, is exclusively

2:32

for Kakos Industries shareholders. If

2:35

you aren't a Kakos Industries shareholder, then

2:37

you are not allowed to listen to

2:39

these broadcasts. You had better put

2:42

that banknote down. Go

2:44

put it in the tip jar at the

2:46

nearest cafe if the shareholder it belongs to

2:48

isn't around. Shareholders,

2:51

there have been several festivals and

2:53

celebrations, at least, since you last

2:55

heard from me. But I

2:57

think we have more important things to discuss. You

3:00

might wonder why I share so much about

3:02

what's going on here at Kakos Industries, but

3:04

I think it's important for you to know

3:06

that this is actually part of the deal.

3:09

I'm supposed to share. It makes

3:11

things more personable. It

3:13

gives you greater satisfaction about being

3:16

a shareholder. You can't stop

3:18

being a shareholder, and we definitely do

3:20

want you to feel uncomfortable about that

3:22

fact. But if I

3:24

can give that discomfort a friendly voice, then

3:27

why not? We can

3:29

be uncomfortable together. And

3:31

also, I'm not sure why, but

3:33

it really seems to help my thought process

3:36

to share with you like this. I

3:39

have been looking into the shadowy-er factions

3:41

here at Kakos Industries, the ones that

3:43

might want me to behave differently, the

3:45

ones that might have preferred my grandfather's

3:48

style of leadership, like he mentioned in

3:50

that recording from a few months ago.

3:53

As you can understand, I do have to be

3:55

somewhat sneaky about all of this, but I think I

3:57

can comfortably say what I'm about to say. without

4:00

risking too much. If

4:02

they realize I'm onto them, maybe they'll stop

4:04

what they're doing. A little

4:06

while back, I had caught wind of a

4:09

meeting for one of these groups. I

4:11

used some listening technology that Soundman

4:13

Steven helped me to put together

4:16

to eavesdrop, but I

4:18

wasn't entirely successful. I

4:20

heard a few words here and there, but

4:22

it was muffled and distorted. I

4:24

hid when the meeting ended, and once they had

4:27

locked up, I broke into their meeting

4:29

room. Something you might

4:31

not know, shareholders, is that basically

4:33

everyone at Kakos Industries learns to

4:35

pick locks eventually. It's

4:37

a skill you pretty much need at times.

4:41

Sometimes the lock on your office door changes

4:43

without warning, and it's better for everyone if

4:45

you just get in, get what you need,

4:47

and then worry about why the lock changed

4:50

later. Anyway, it

4:52

was not a particularly difficult lock. I

4:54

don't know if this was because they

4:56

weren't worried about what was inside, or

4:58

if they were simply relying on being

5:00

inconspicuous to avoid any problems. All

5:03

the same, I was in. I

5:06

found a number of interesting documents, but they

5:08

either use a language I don't understand or

5:10

a code that we have not yet been

5:12

able to break. I

5:15

kept them. They were going to know I was

5:17

there one way or another. That

5:19

was mostly because I found some recordings from

5:22

my grandfather. They were on tape cassettes, so

5:24

it was going to be hard to make

5:27

a quick copy. I was going

5:29

to need to just steal them and hope for the

5:31

best. I don't think they

5:33

had any doubt who took them, so I don't

5:35

think there's any real harm in me saying this.

5:38

It would appear that my grandfather had gone

5:40

in his own search for answers in his

5:42

time. We have a

5:44

tape to play here in a moment, but

5:46

there is one other thing I wanted to

5:49

mention. Through the

5:51

wall, it really sounded like they were

5:53

calling each other Tabitha. Okay,

5:57

play the recording soundman. Uh,

6:01

hello Mr. Deep, please come in and have a seat.

6:04

Thank you and uh, thank you for seeing me

6:06

on such short notice. I think we can agree

6:08

so that there are a few people more worthy

6:10

of me making time. Well thank

6:12

you, I appreciate it all the same. Is

6:15

it okay if I call you Corin? Oh

6:17

gods, why? Nevermind. Could

6:20

you tell me what the device with the blinking

6:22

lights is? What this? Oh

6:24

it's a tape recorder. Are you recording right

6:26

now? Yes I am. I think it's important

6:28

that I capture every moment of this on

6:30

tape. I think you should shut the tape

6:33

off for now. No. It

6:35

will give us more freedom in what we

6:37

talk about. You think I'd give a shit

6:39

if people think I'm crazy? They know I'm

6:41

crazy. I don't think that people

6:43

think you're crazy and there may yet be

6:45

things you would rather keep just between us.

6:48

It's staying on. There are some legal and

6:50

ethical concerns that we should talk about before

6:53

we continue with the session then. I'm

6:55

required to have authorization if I'm recording a

6:58

session. Then again I

7:00

suppose I'm not the one recording it. I

7:02

waive all of my rights. All

7:04

of them? Yes, can we just do

7:06

this? I'm not sure why but

7:08

I feel like we should also be

7:10

discussing my rights as you're the one

7:12

recording this. I'll put some kind of

7:15

voice filter on you. Can you do

7:17

that? On the tape? Cutting edge technology

7:19

doc, your identity is protected. It can

7:21

tell who's talking and selectively apply a

7:23

filter. On tape? Yes,

7:25

can we move on? I'm in a

7:28

hurry and neither of us are technology

7:30

experts. Very well. As this is

7:32

our first session together, I think it's wise

7:34

to begin with an assessment. That

7:36

way we can establish where you are emotionally speaking

7:39

and what goals we have for working together.

7:42

No, I don't have time for any of that.

7:44

I Really don't know where to begin

7:47

if we don't establish some kind of

7:49

baseline. Doc, look, I'm well and truly

7:51

fucked. What's going on between my ears

7:53

is a horror show I Don't wish

7:55

on my worst enemies. And I'm the

7:57

CEO of a company that does evil

7:59

on... The abyss are deliberately stresses

8:01

and drop are probably very intense.

8:04

Also be correct to make a

8:06

note about address in a substance

8:08

use disorders why. Certain.

8:11

Snowden from here. Where do I smell

8:13

like I can smoking alcohol on your

8:15

birth? I haven't had anything to drink

8:17

today for us to have the first

8:20

routing relationship, it will. Help.

8:22

A rod is no honest with each

8:24

other side. A lot to drink yesterday.

8:26

Like a lot. Maybe. It's

8:28

still in my system or isn't.

8:31

Woke. Up a little groggy, but I'll

8:33

be okay. I took a handful of

8:35

speed and pools and prescribing doctor for

8:37

those pools. Doc, you're cute. You think

8:39

I need a prescription around here? Half

8:41

of the divisions in this building are

8:43

working on drugs. It's a point of

8:46

pride for them if they can claim

8:48

their chemicals are keeping me in top

8:50

shape newcomer to the subjects. Let me

8:52

see the some time doc and make

8:54

this real simple. I don't want you

8:56

to shrink by said. like I said,

8:58

I'm a disaster mentally speaking and what's

9:00

got in your. Books they're on the shelf

9:02

will begin to touch it. There

9:04

is no helping me. Their. Concerns

9:08

of was difficult for us to move forward.

9:10

I'm not here for you to fix me.

9:12

I'm here for you to help me do

9:14

something. Very wrong with that.

9:17

I wanted to hypnotize me. I want to go

9:19

deep. Are you define something

9:21

it's hidden deep in my mind

9:23

Moves as doesn't support from. Yeah,

9:25

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, whatever. Look,

9:28

I've only tried everything else. There's

9:30

these mushrooms from the jungles of

9:32

South America. Isn't me where I

9:34

needed to go? The dark medallist

9:36

he didn't cut it either. All

9:39

of the psychedelic concoctions and tinctures

9:41

and extracts and leaves and what

9:43

have you, didn't take me deep

9:45

enough. I need to go deeper.

9:47

And you're going to help me do that.

9:49

Are you certain? It's a brutal juicer. Harboring

9:53

him understanding of what we're trying to

9:55

do with is difficult for me. Some

9:57

proper Mrs. Moonstones.

10:00

You need To go. There is so

10:02

much I can't remember because of the

10:04

drugs. Well. Yeah, but not

10:06

just because of the drugs. Okay stuff

10:08

from before the drugs. Month.

10:11

Like where the hell did I come

10:13

from? You know I'm see of the

10:15

greatest evil corporation that has ever existed

10:17

in. There's an expectation that knowing too

10:19

much about my life, the flu, or

10:21

my family would just get in the

10:23

way. They. Probably did something to

10:25

me to make me forget and I probably

10:28

signed off on it. Doesn't

10:30

make sense. When I

10:32

started working here, even. Who

10:34

came before me? It was

10:36

before my timer or know. Who.

10:39

Her with is about asking questions

10:41

you. It really seems like he

10:43

was before everyone's time I moved,

10:45

but I'm not sad old. I'm

10:48

not ancient. this building. It's ancient.

10:50

Never. Seen some of the catacombs connected

10:53

to the basements. This place blows

10:55

way back. The fuck

10:57

that. Stuff down

10:59

there that doesn't make any sense

11:01

for to be down there are

11:03

authorized know instance if I told

11:06

you were authorized to move with

11:08

the knowledge is another thing. So.

11:11

What if I say anything to weird?

11:13

it's just because I'm an orb druggy

11:15

who's having a break from reality. Don't

11:17

think about any of it's. too hard.

11:20

Can. We get started on the hypnosis.

11:22

Suit or to move I moved to

11:24

on the risk of earning from the

11:27

support group for hims. No

11:29

one knows I'm here. If anything goes wrong,

11:31

roll me up and now. Rug dragged me

11:33

out through the center and tell me in

11:35

the unfriendly like know I'm asking the single

11:37

question and no one will ever find me.

11:40

I. Believe I waved off my rights.

11:43

Can. We get started. Cruiser. Aunt's

11:45

house thanks to Angus. It's fucking

11:47

Brighton. Here are important to imagine

11:49

yourself in a completely dark spruce.

11:52

Goose know stimulus whatsoever. Completely

11:56

workspace. Check. Know.

11:58

What to say? Remove

12:00

your scooter. It so

12:03

we bring you down. Very smooth

12:05

springing brown. But. The

12:07

bottom of the escalators a

12:09

feeling of calm and relaxation.

12:12

We citizens. breasts.

12:20

His scooter is bringing down

12:22

slowly concern over closer to

12:25

that feeling of calm. And

12:27

relaxation. Recently.

12:40

Your body. Roxanne is letting go

12:43

of everything. Through stresses and

12:45

your worries me from behind

12:47

for now. Right now we're

12:49

just relax and is deeply as we possibly

12:51

can. And. Going to tell

12:54

down from ten and on zero you

12:56

will be the most relaxed and possibly

12:58

can be. Your mind

13:00

will be open. Said.

13:04

Nine. Eight

13:06

I'm relaxed already. Let's keep

13:08

it moving. One. Zero.

13:15

Know. What's in the snow around you? A

13:18

shopping mall? Like a shopping mall.

13:20

Shopping malls and potency was a child. There.

13:23

Weren't any shopping malls when I was a child.

13:26

Say. Assume know Doc I'm seeing a

13:28

shopping mall because he told me I

13:30

was standing on an escalator. We're in

13:32

a shopping mall or you. The

13:34

soon courts, there's a seminar place,

13:36

in the juice place and in

13:39

Orange chicken dispensary. All the lights

13:41

are off with the snow. Our

13:43

definitely the cinnamon. Or

13:45

smells really necessary for this is

13:48

helpful but she's a grounded in

13:50

the moments. Can you describe the

13:52

scenery? I'm around their sky rights

13:54

It's afternoon, a bit cloudy out

13:56

the suing is painted like a

13:58

blue sky with was. Clouds.

14:01

The. Day Right is the only rights as far as

14:03

I can tell. There's. Roman columns

14:05

holding up the ceiling or in

14:08

order to door currency an irreverent

14:10

records, capitals means and such did

14:12

I stutter? New did not. Sudden.

14:15

Burst of floors, Marble. or

14:17

say marble. Do so mobile

14:19

or believe you can use as a new.

14:22

Movie. Too much to do when you mean.

14:25

Of Mode front of us. We're

14:28

would you most to go rogue. Where

14:30

can I go anywhere with one movie

14:32

I just need to explore? I don't

14:34

know where I wanna go just yet.

14:36

Pay attention to this New Seasons walk

14:39

across the hall. marble. It's

14:41

definitely not real marble. Sign.

14:43

Misleading the food court. Would

14:45

soon shops selling all kinds

14:48

of stuff. says. A place

14:50

with yoyos. In a place their promises to

14:52

pierce your ears. Classic. Studying.

14:55

Darker the whites are still off.

14:57

Turn the lights on. And

14:59

respect I do. That is where

15:02

whites were burglarized Switch where I

15:04

can reach it. It's a mall

15:06

sooo mind. There's. One of

15:08

those doors that leads to the employees only

15:10

sex and I'll I'll try going in there.

15:14

Would. You believe it, There's a light

15:16

switch. Or flip it. Would.

15:18

Happen. The rights turned

15:20

on. The carousel is moving. There's

15:22

music. What is the music sound?

15:25

More like carnival music I guess.

15:27

Dun dun dun dun dun dun

15:29

Dun. Entrance of the Gladiators. Reach

15:32

movie supposed to be strong Fighting

15:34

song. Well it sounds like clowns

15:36

fucking to me. too smart to

15:38

turn. So there's horses. whites and

15:40

black and brown, a dragon. which

15:42

one's your favorite. That is that

15:44

really necessary? It might

15:46

I knew dragons are cool,

15:49

but probably the walrus? nervous.

15:51

Does it matter? Probably. Not

15:54

describe what's around, you know,

15:56

small shops, The. Signs are below

15:58

the but one of them so. Crowds another

16:00

one cells make up. one of them

16:02

is just for a Friday. rags. Wow.

16:05

The cost of bloody rags is really

16:07

gone up with storage infantry looking for.

16:10

How am I supposed to know? That's

16:12

probably the store with some fucking answers.

16:15

South. Where. Would you what

16:17

is that? I cannot. Unfortunately it's

16:19

a store that sells answers were

16:22

to help or schools in from

16:24

kiosk so Bram Stoker that just

16:26

cells answers. There's a poster in

16:28

the window it says where did

16:30

I come from on it and

16:32

everyone says who am I a

16:34

turban says does he rubs me.

16:37

Another know last one is for me. So.

16:40

It could be, I suppose. Can't.

16:43

Really think of why, though. She

16:45

doing songs. I can't It's

16:47

closed or any of the source open.

16:50

The doors are open, but no one

16:52

is working inside this one. The

16:55

windows are papered over. Find the

16:57

posters and the doors boarded up.

16:59

Votes? Do? I don't know? I

17:02

guess I can't turn back Now this

17:04

to seems like poor communication from my

17:07

subconscious. He doesn't want me here

17:09

would. Are you doing some and something to

17:11

break down the door? Over

17:13

would you look at that are still

17:16

can't see anything You super crowed eyes

17:18

and more. I don't think

17:20

they'll mind if I borrow one of

17:22

their fine prying implements over movie when

17:25

the birds are coming down easily. I'm

17:27

actually going to make an inside dog.

17:29

This is. this is incredible. Would soon

17:32

There's right inside and and sound What

17:34

do you sounds like. Dogs.

17:36

Barking little dogs from Peru

17:39

Dogs and past I have

17:41

no idea. Okay

17:43

I got tourist board down. I'm

17:45

I'm going inside. Our

17:47

son of a bitch. when happened. There's.

17:50

Like a hundred two hours in here. Doc.

17:52

Two rows. Little

17:54

yappy fuckers demonising you Doc are

17:57

more interested in what it means

17:59

to. Not a damn

18:01

thing. The rest of the room

18:03

is empty like steps to the

18:06

bears. Dad's you not see with

18:08

loans were not that a net.

18:10

There was something here once. Not

18:12

only has it removed. But.

18:14

It's been overwritten. It's

18:17

fucking two hours of soon. Two different

18:19

routes through some of the store. Maybe.

18:22

But probably not. Either was

18:24

the end of the road doc. There's

18:26

nothing here. Whatever. Happened to

18:28

my brain was permanent before all the

18:31

drugs. Probably. For

18:33

some of the drugs, at least. Okay

18:36

Doc pull me out over

18:38

neurons. That

18:41

was wild. Die. Soon as

18:43

a new moon. when I

18:45

was down there. Murder. Move

18:48

more. Wants to moon?

18:50

Or Mars? Why was I in

18:52

a mall? remember. Not saying

18:54

owners to rescind. back to the tape.

18:57

Do I find the answers are

18:59

too soon? Stock sir I want

19:01

you to sing to him. Presumptuous

19:03

person to swoop working on some

19:05

of his problems too, which isn't

19:08

interested in school. Reunion of her

19:10

appointments sucks. Like I said before

19:12

I went downstairs know sticks in

19:14

this was like this may not

19:16

be the right route for answers

19:18

either. Will reconsider new form of

19:20

course. Hulu.

19:30

Oh Milhaud Junior Shareholders answer.

19:33

Most of you are familiar

19:35

with Junior. He's a monster

19:37

and a consultant years Caicos

19:39

Industries. Are you afraid to

19:41

admit that we are family

19:43

as well? Don't.

19:45

ask questions that you don't want

19:48

the answers to junior to say

19:50

what brings you down to the

19:52

studio this time isn't it obvious

19:54

chords are sourced was obvious isn't

19:57

what obvious what needs to happen

19:59

does something need to happen?

20:01

You need to go deeper,

20:03

Corin. I want you to

20:05

go back and look at all of the words you just

20:07

said to me and try again. I'm

20:10

talking about hypnosis, Corin. I'm

20:12

talking about taking you deep

20:14

in your search for answers.

20:17

You want to hypnotize me. You

20:20

think it will go any better than what happened with

20:22

the old man? Why shouldn't I? I don't

20:24

really think this is the right time, Junior, and I

20:26

don't know if you're the right person for the job.

20:29

You called me a person, Corin.

20:32

I... I did. You

20:35

love me. Well, um...

20:38

I cannot think of a better time to

20:40

do hypnosis on you than when you are

20:42

live with all of the shareholders listening in.

20:45

Don't you think this would be the

20:47

best time to plumb the depths of

20:50

your psyche? It's

20:52

funny, but I don't.

20:54

The dynamic excitement of live

20:56

broadcast. We could blow people's

20:58

minds. Wouldn't it be

21:00

better to know what we're going to blow their minds

21:02

with? We could prepare

21:04

so much better if we knew what

21:07

the results were already. You lack courage,

21:09

Corin. You need to open yourself up.

21:11

You have to face things with no

21:13

fear. Perhaps, but not

21:16

right now. We're almost out of time,

21:18

anyway. We're out of time

21:20

when I say we are. You

21:22

are getting sleepy. I'm...

21:26

I'm not. I'm going to count down from

21:28

ten. Don't? You're

21:31

on an escalator. I'm in a

21:34

chair in a recording booth. Your

21:36

mind is a blank canvas. You

21:39

can't hypnotize someone who is unwilling,

21:41

Junior. That's not how it works.

21:44

When I snap my fingers,

21:46

you will be in a

21:48

state of deep relaxation. I

21:51

wish. Alright, fine. You shall

21:54

return to this with

21:56

psychedelics. And

21:59

A trained. The hypnotherapist you lack courage.

22:01

Score! And hi, I'm disappointed. I

22:04

shall prepare the Sensory Deprivation chamber

22:06

for when you have found a

22:09

spread of self respect. Of.

22:11

Okay, junior. Party Oafs.

22:13

I have been doing a segment

22:15

where I answer some of your

22:17

questions about Caicos Industries. It

22:20

seems a little awkward to answer

22:22

your questions when I clearly have

22:24

my own to contend with. but

22:26

fair enough. Today's. Question

22:28

is: what is the Caicos.

22:31

I will answer with those immortal

22:33

words. If you have to ask,

22:36

then you'll never know. Sweeney.

22:39

Side Born has one today's rune

22:41

allies drawing. This means that the

22:43

life of their selected Nemesis will

22:45

be ruined by are skilled technicians

22:47

here. Tacos Industries. That

22:49

nemesis today is Lord Reverend Dan

22:51

He currency Farm and. We

22:54

give the wheel of Misery and anxious

22:56

spin and is arrives at the space

22:58

for adaptable. on the faces at

23:00

this Seems like a nice trick to

23:02

have, but that is only until you

23:05

begin to adapt to things you wish.

23:07

You never had things you wish would

23:09

have killed you. After all from this

23:11

day forward, Lord Reverend Damn eat currency

23:13

Farm and will be forty percent more

23:16

adaptable. For. Evil measure

23:18

suining side born will be thirteen

23:20

percent less adaptable. Congratulations on the

23:22

when and best of luck. V.

23:26

Damnation and Ruination Squad The team

23:28

responsible for making the life ruining

23:30

declarations of the wheels misery come

23:32

true. Are currently running

23:34

around the building dressed only

23:37

in what appears to be

23:39

Ga scoop. It's like a

23:41

mixture of unwashed human residue,

23:43

was a heavy dose of

23:45

white face paints and eyeliner.

23:47

It's just all over like

23:49

trad gas. But their whole

23:51

bodies. There

23:53

is a smell. this

23:56

brings us to the end of our broadcast

23:58

for today shareholders i certainly still have quite

24:00

a bit to think about. I think it's

24:02

fairly obvious that there are forces at work

24:04

here that are resisting me, but

24:07

I think that they also don't have the power

24:09

to actually stop me. We

24:11

shall see. Until next time, the

24:14

numbers are next. 3,

24:17

3, 4,

24:20

3, 5,

24:23

3, 6,

24:25

18, 9,

24:28

90, 1000,

24:30

4, 8.

24:50

Kakos Industries is written and produced

24:53

by Konrad Mischuk, who is also

24:55

the voice of Corin Deeth and

24:57

the composer of the music. The

24:59

introductions are read by Ryan Jenkins

25:01

and the credits are read by

25:03

Brianna Kittle, a Golden Goose on

25:05

a mission to save the Golden

25:07

Goose. Please visit kakosindustries.com for news,

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Thanks to our steam shareholders, Jack

26:30

to the entity entre. Also

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thanks to honored employees Calico who found

26:34

the missing puzzle piece and Anastasia K

26:36

who ran at seventeen miles back to

26:38

the puzzle competition. The. Division

26:41

of beanies, booties, and construction projects

26:43

that are probably too large for

26:45

yarn. Directed by Ceo Cornet As

26:47

Nut several Thousand Gnomes and has

26:49

moved on to knitting flamingos for

26:51

the gardens. The

26:53

division of obscure vintage technology directed

26:55

by Cregg says has purchased an

26:58

Evil X Thirty Seven Hundred, a

27:00

computer once manufactured by Caicos Industries.

27:03

It. Has no screen and can only

27:05

prince using the user's blood. The.

27:07

Division of subtle efficiency increases directed by

27:09

Daniel Are Smith has started adding tense

27:12

strings to the office ambience, making employees

27:14

feel like they need to get their

27:16

work done quickly and then get the

27:18

hell out before whatever is about to

27:21

happen. This. Happens. The.

27:23

Division of Caicos cafeteria. Reviews directed

27:26

by Says and Josh has reviewed

27:28

the Flavor laser. Not sure how

27:30

lasers have so much flavor, but

27:33

they really do. Seven point three

27:35

out of nine. The. Division

27:37

of improbable Cookbooks directed by Hidden

27:39

there has been working on getting

27:42

high with food. Apparently you can

27:44

use some household ingredients to create

27:46

wilde affects. the division

27:48

of more monday monday strict by odie

27:51

has made monday's that much more monday

27:53

by filling the lunch room with stale

27:55

donuts the division of illness introspection directed

27:57

by sarah has gotten bored with textures.

28:01

They are now considering what sounds make

28:03

them feel the most evil, and high

28:05

pitched squeals are currently winning. The Division

28:08

of New Card Game Mechanics, led by

28:10

Finn, has developed a card that has

28:12

like a really sexy picture on it.

28:15

It can help to keep you awake while

28:17

waiting for the other players to finish their

28:19

turns. The Division of Animal

28:21

Stacking, directed by the one true Dave,

28:24

has stacked so many mites. We

28:26

don't know how many, and the stack

28:29

isn't exactly visible to the naked eye,

28:31

but there are microscopic photos. The

28:34

Division of In Office Fan Fiction,

28:36

directed by Christina Kirkland, has started

28:38

to write a hot new fic

28:40

about the couches in Employee Lounge

28:42

3. They have incredible

28:44

tension. The Division of

28:47

Cereals, directed by Emily Reynolds, has

28:49

introduced cereal dust. It's just what's

28:51

left over after we make the

28:53

other cereals, but people seem to

28:55

love it. The Division

28:57

of Lesser Known Knapping Locations, directed by

28:59

Sassmaster J, has recently taken a light

29:01

snooze on a pile of secrets in

29:04

the Division of Comfortable Secrets. Our

29:07

esteemed shareholders, honored employees, division heads,

29:09

and other Patreon patrons are the

29:12

best. If you want a thank

29:14

you in the credits, your own

29:16

division, or other great rewards that

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help to keep this show running,

29:21

please head to kakosindustries.com/Patreon. That's Patreon.

29:23

P-A-T-R-E-O-N. Kakos

29:26

Industries can be dark. Try

29:28

learning to fly. Airplane optional.