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hello and welcome to the caicos industries

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corporate shareholder announcements and

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, industries we help our clients

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and other people to i guess guess

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do evil better my name

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is core indeed the third and i am ceo

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here's caicos here's you'll

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have to forgive me shareholders it

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seems that the image i like to present

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of being invincible is a lie

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and i recently experienced

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a bit of a illness a do not

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need to go into it in any detail

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but suffice to say that i have been

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away from my duties and relying

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on those under me to keep things as flows

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keep my absence i trust

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that they were all the most professional and

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did their jobs perfectly and

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the notes that i am about to read will show

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that fact let's dive in

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the news broadcast as being delivered

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on a gramophone that was delivered

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to your house via the incoming projectiles

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window it says here yep

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we're going olds this time

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the , as part of caicos industries

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recent collaboration with mulligans

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audio antiques antiques

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may have noticed that it is a bright a

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the note attached to the delivery said

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that the manufacturers close

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wanted to spice things up a bit unquote

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the audio quality is surprisingly chris

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father being launched through launched window made

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dampen the base somewhat for somewhat few

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of you there's broadcast

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exclusively for caicos industries shareholders

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if you are not attackers industries shareholder

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then you may find yourself spy stuff

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that could mean so many things

2:42

we recently had the festival of self

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love i'm told by the division

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of the a nice year that this event was tasty

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and unplanned we flipped

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a switch and all of you had you had

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urge that needed taking care of

2:56

immediately there were

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some awkward lines around the buildings many

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bathrooms as you desperately tried to keep

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the self love contained until you reach

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a private place to engage

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this urge was unique among

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related or just because none of you

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had any interest in touching another person

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was , you had to see to alone

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and so you did when it was

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your turn

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coming up we have the ceo festival

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as the dance shareholders even

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though i'm under the weather remember that

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i can and will make everyone's

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high for fourth place if i have to

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the , of thrill ride testing how's

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the me mega thrill theme park and krystal

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texas texas trying to get back

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on back employees and

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visitor was so i'm sure they'd

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love to have some test subjects for their

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various new amusements you

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have been warned i

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have been of pent up energy right now

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so i may need to expanded on some

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wrathful judgment

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shareholders due to the illness i have

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just mentioned my support staff

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is once again hamstrung my ability to

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wander around the building know

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you are grace

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and so i don't know a whole

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lot about what's been going on recently

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because of this i've opened the floor for

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some far more obscure divisions to share

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new and interesting updates to jazz

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it up a little i have

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here a report from our newest division

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of critter collecting apparently

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, have been working on a new app to

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combat a recent let's say

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say for those

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of you know the know the division of genes

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jeans and jeans had

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accidentally released over a hundred unique

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species of genetically modified creatures

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all over the tall grass law and i

4:49

think they're called have two moles this

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app apparently zap them was some kind

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of theme from your phone and stores them in a

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catalogue i

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don't know what that is but i hear you can battle

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and trade them on the up to surprisingly

5:04

addictive i think we can make toys

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of it that's pretty evil race

5:10

just this morning this caught something called something called

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lou looks like a jello

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mode with eyes and antenna very

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cute and i have the intense desire to

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buy a fleshy everytime i see it

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i saw another one floating by the window of my

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apartment here in the building hills

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kind of like a cloud or a marshmallow

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whatever it is i really want one

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i have a double battle coming up with kimmie

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and etti salmond steven and i

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have been working on our team and i think we're going

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to win the sounds

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a lot like product placements the

5:44

readers do product placements well

5:46

i suppose that depends entirely on whether

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on whether product gets made

5:53

well message from the division of hair and beauty

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trends where are

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they the ones outside with the makeup kids

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i keep telling them i don't need help with that

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my eyeliner wings are perfect

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as is anyway

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the division says mullet sir still banned

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from all convention appearances orgies

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or any other caicos industries events

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are , of saying it next guest

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seen with a mullet will immediately be

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nominated to try all the gene therapies

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we've been cooking up up the same

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the even those

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stylus most with the same side

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small spare you and i've

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been informed some of the mutations are

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super weird this time around

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they're dead as a threat for an incentive

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soundman , those new highlights in your hair's

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know they they look good i i

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know you got them and your eyeliner

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wings are great too

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ah the division of excessive

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expletives has a public service announcement

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they would like me to read these tend

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to be a lot ahem

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the smoking or from us

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shareholders i feel the need to tell you that

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when i came into the studio today there was

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an envelope with a tape inside from

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my grandfather waiting on my desk

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sound , please play the tapes

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tapes their sport i heard you're feeling

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a little so here's some drugs

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to perkier right perkier hopefully

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there's still room and a left by the time this

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gift you and i haven't taken the mall

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yet okay love

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you grandpa

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lobby to grandpa shareholders

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i'm surprised to say alongside the tape

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there were still some drugs left gummy

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bears some purple pills a few blotter

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pay there's and a little baggy

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of crushed baggy powder the lab tells me

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as boner pills had

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a gummy earlier but i'm not feeling anything

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yet so dissimilar

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have another

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six to the teeth salmon

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would you would you like some he

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says no

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the division of near death experiences

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as come up with an all inclusive spar

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to attract those of you interested in extreme

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sports those of you

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who like doing crazy stunts for the social

8:37

media cloud sense to attract the attention

8:39

of your lesser inferior appears to

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now spend a weekend at the very scary

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desk volcanic resorts on

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death plug islands different

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packages include exfoliate

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of bass in the mouth of the volcano

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underwater massages and parana infested

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waters and repelling off

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the side of the caldera without a harness

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the resort offers only the best of near

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death experiences and you will simply

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drive your family and friends

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mad with jealousy when they see that you

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that to jump from a helicopter onto the back

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of an ancient previously extinct mammoth

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species that we hear caicos

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industries of clone for the specific purpose

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of giving you shareholders the

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perfect a near death experience that you can

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brag about on social media did

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you come to the very scary death volcanic

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resort your safety is not guaranteed

9:33

and vacation at the spa may result

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in actual death the

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division of actual dungeons and

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dragons would like me to remind all of

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you that although there has been a resurgence

9:47

and interest in the game with a very

9:50

similar name please stop coming

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to their offices and asking to play tabletop

9:54

roleplaying games they specialize

9:57

in keeping actual dragons we made

9:59

the macacos industries dungeons

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located near the basement ballroom and

10:05

all you nerds showing up and else cost

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blaze asking to fight and or fuck

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the tentacle mansour will not

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like it when they take you down to the dungeons

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and the tentacle monster drowns you for fun

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people actually do that salmon they

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do you are some

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freaky weird people shareholders i've

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said it before and i'll probably have to say it again

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just because a monster is their doesn't

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mean you should automatically try to fuck

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it alternatively

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if you do want to go down to the dungeon and seat

10:36

our resident dragon brad please

10:38

report to the office of kylie rose

10:40

our dungeon master a

10:45

, has just been given to me this

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one is not from my grandfather grandfather

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reads do you like me yes

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slash know some

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and do we know who this notice from

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no

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wait someone says

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took the know from me today tix

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my question is an answer or did they

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realize they gave it to the wrong person

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well this will likely never come

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up again

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the division of baking and brawling has

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started preparation for their quarterly

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bake sale i've been told

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there's been a lot of training to prepare for the

11:22

sale lifting ,

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out of polls and placing it in the other bulls

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dough hook squats and something

11:30

called sugar training where

11:32

it looks like they take turns sticking their hands

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into boiling sugar to toughen

11:37

up the skin whatever

11:39

that means well whatever their

11:41

method it looks like there's going to be a pretty

11:43

great selection so come hungry and

11:45

ready to fight

11:49

the division of sneaking songs and decor and

11:51

script says asked me to sing

11:53

what looks like a theme song for catcher most

11:56

i , barely speak and you're asking me to saying

11:59

that it's very evil

12:04

the it looks like a division of figuring shit

12:06

out has cleared up our problem with the illuminati

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and dark old babies program

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they were grandfathered and because their babies

12:14

and the division of semantics was getting really

12:16

city about it but , traded

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some programs that they had been eyeing to keep

12:20

this one's firmly on our side i'm

12:23

cool with that those projects were

12:25

basically nonstarters anyway and

12:28

the divisions that they were attached to are happy

12:30

to be rid of the burden of trying to solve

12:32

problems such as all dogs

12:35

being labeled as good boys regardless

12:37

of their evil status as well as

12:39

mid westerners use of the word open

12:42

and crippling ranch dressing addictions

12:44

they were puzzling our division of making

12:47

name's better to no end now

12:49

they're able to focus on ramping karen's

12:51

up to dark mega karen's and

12:54

deciphering the switch to walk algorithms

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jimmy and etti have been checking in on me periodically

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to make sure that i've been doing okay shareholders

13:05

, appreciate the concern for my well being

13:08

and it's been a nice surprise to wake

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up from a sickness covered in a comfortable

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blanket with some soup standing by for me

13:15

jimmy has been alternately working on

13:18

her max with eddie and picking up skills

13:20

of the division of cozy kids and vibes

13:23

cheers the amateur

13:25

holders she's also really great a cooking

13:28

drives , crazy the chemmy kicks ass at everything

13:30

she tries tries kind

13:32

of see how she managed to become the leader

13:34

of the cult of oh ah how

13:36

could she not regardless

13:39

are various soups and freshly baked breads

13:41

have been giving me physical and psychological

13:44

comfort throughout this and i'm grateful

13:46

for that but still envious of

13:48

her nice superhuman skill set that

13:51

he has been checking and occasionally and showing

13:53

me the finer points of relaxing into

13:55

my surroundings adding that

13:57

everyone is sure i've gotten this

14:00

this from working too hard violet

14:02

trudged much the

14:04

they're trying to get me to relax more i

14:06

think i'm getting more of eddie's mentality

14:09

and vibe figured out the like

14:11

to let the world do it's thing and jump

14:14

in and out with a suit sir

14:15

i don't think i could ever live like that but i can

14:18

respected

14:21

the devious division of devilishly delectable

14:24

delhi's has divided dozens of delicious

14:26

donuts dutifully due to

14:28

the department's dramatic deficiency of direction

14:31

division director dave dobson defiantly

14:34

doubles down denying disputes

14:36

disagreement and discord among the department's

14:39

diverse denizens this message

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was brought to you by the division of aggravating

14:43

alliteration

14:46

the division of impossible videogame

14:48

achievements has begun research into a new

14:50

form of gameplay after recovering

14:52

from the scarring damage of the

14:54

previous wife who wars they

14:57

refer to this new tactic as never

14:59

clipping if you're one of the

15:01

high and mighty productive types that looks

15:03

out on video games first of all fuck

15:05

you nobody gives a flying fuck you

15:07

learn to make us sourdough starter well indoors

15:10

second , all know clipping is where you

15:12

intentionally break the rules and boundaries

15:14

of a game in order to access areas you

15:16

shouldn't otherwise be able to enter enter

15:19

particular tactic a video game speed

15:21

runners to achieve record completion record

15:24

never clipping is like that but like evil

15:27

rather than birth again boundaries players

15:29

and break reality boundaries and

15:31

characters come out and the screen a

15:34

place they shouldn't be the players

15:36

than lose control said characters as

15:39

the realization dawns control them at their life

15:41

was dawns on of placing

15:43

puppet in for the pure amusement of this

15:45

unholy god that's that's before

15:48

them this is had mixed results

15:50

with characters attacking the players attacking some

15:52

feeble attempts to regain

15:54

attempts semblance of control they never had

15:57

falling into existential crisis

15:59

over the phone their life is only

16:01

now truly be gun or just straight

16:03

up getting into full on success with

16:05

the players and whoever else may

16:07

be around sometimes , mix

16:10

of all three i'm not entirely

16:12

sure why the fucking was an outcome

16:15

outcome i guess doctor

16:17

dunkel this and doctor dunkel austin or the division

16:19

of erotic experiences were very interested

16:22

in that results in their opinion

16:24

dating sims could be what is most sex

16:27

and i quote what is more sex

16:29

than a horny game are getting and on with their dream

16:31

him bo daddy or wife who and i'm a

16:33

girl i can say

16:35

is be careful of reigniting the wife who

16:38

wars you , what they say

16:40

about playing with fire fire

16:42

it was funny hearing about a cartoon hedgehog

16:45

having a full fucking meltdown i was still

16:47

confused to the purpose of all of this

16:50

this is the division of impossible videogame

16:52

achievements after achievements when

16:54

i asked the researchers what the actual

16:56

impossible achievement is supposed to be all

16:59

they said was putting them back

17:01

in yeah we

17:03

are going to need the house these video

17:05

game persona somewhere maybe

17:07

monster caicos has an apartment building or

17:09

something i'll , to ask jr

17:13

issues like his area of expertise

17:17

them and what the fuck did i just read his

17:20

any of that true i , you

17:22

have a scar from the wife who wars but

17:24

you were an innocent bystander the

17:26

rest of it or we cloning people

17:28

from games three d fronting

17:31

them well whatever

17:33

this will probably never come up again the

17:38

division of genesis and genealogy

17:40

wants everyone to know that they have been

17:43

combing the recycling for used bottles

17:45

and collecting hair samples from desks

17:48

floors furniture and toilet seats

17:51

they have been combing for hair samples

17:53

and recycled saliva basically

17:55

they've been following all of us around trying

17:57

to harvest or dna with anything

17:59

we can all agree is a basically evil

18:02

activity they are pleased to

18:04

announce that announce that four percent of samples

18:06

are returning was some form of familial

18:08

match to me someone

18:10

call them up or send them an email what

18:13

does this even mean is ,

18:15

just that four percent of all the dna

18:17

they collected is mine or that

18:19

i have a bunch of relatives i don't know about

18:22

they may want to stop playing to stop particular

18:24

sandbox writing

18:27

to the death with clones is like a

18:29

whole thing

18:33

the division of domination has an update

18:36

we haven't heard from them for a while the

18:38

right to that bondage purgatory has

18:40

himself the same sense someone

18:43

must finish stole sixty stole sixty

18:45

and record time and they need something

18:47

new to spice things up they've

18:50

given me a list of suggestions let's see

18:52

here

18:53

sharper barbed wire whips

18:55

we can manage that more

18:58

rope don't i make their

19:00

own rope new furniture

19:02

makers

19:03

i'll ask a division of woodworking

19:06

and working would if they can spare anyone

19:09

what barrier luba however

19:12

division of erotic experiences and over

19:15

a barrel of their latest product extra

19:17

slip slip and slippery lube and

19:20

a silicone clone nov nope

19:23

junior will never agree to that

19:27

the division of figuring out what all these keys

19:29

go to has received word that one

19:31

of the keys they shot into space has

19:34

indeed opened one of the secrets of the

19:36

universe it

19:38

seems that the secret to the planet harner

19:41

darn there's a molten alloy

19:43

of brass and aluminum raining down on

19:45

them from their atmosphere apparently

19:48

the secrets of they've discovered is that unharmed

19:50

darn this

19:52

combination of molten metal grows

19:54

flowers these flowers

19:57

are seriously poisonous to hard darns

19:59

enemies

19:59

harley garden

20:01

though we may have accidentally broken the prime

20:04

directive they

20:06

don't think we have to follow that that

20:09

some of the space types are doing some handwringing

20:11

about it comes to get dennis

20:13

lelio from tinfoil the check that out

20:19

i'm sure he's going a bit me out about it too

20:22

some and remind me that i need to do something

20:24

the butter him up before i talk to him about that

20:27

maybe , him another assistant to help deal with

20:29

derek no , in

20:31

assistance for derek and assistant

20:33

to deal with dirt

20:39

them and stephen has started trying to host

20:41

a weekly vinyl collectors nights and

20:43

me staff lounge so

20:45

, the competition started at

20:47

who has the most obscure outdated

20:49

music and when we realized

20:51

that no matter the results there was going

20:54

to be no winner we decide

20:56

to find out what album is most evil

20:59

after spending an entire night just going through

21:01

the best of eighties hair metal it

21:04

, that disease as complicated

21:06

as figuring out what is most sex the

21:09

competition may or may not continue depending

21:11

continue staff interests i know collections

21:14

and of the staff starts to spend

21:16

too much time on rare vinyl web sites

21:18

instead of doing evil

21:22

the division of loud cars has announced

21:24

a new all electric version of it's

21:26

iconic to door talk iphone this

21:29

week sports cars powered by a state

21:31

of the art electric motor that could be whisper

21:34

quiet for chooses not to be

21:36

becomes , the special new rock and roll

21:39

all nite package that amplifies all

21:41

car sounds by an additional forty four

21:43

percent between the hours of ten

21:45

pm and six am or when

21:47

within one hundred feet of a school music

21:50

venue for hospital when

21:53

you're in this car nobody will suspect

21:55

how large your charging cable is

22:00

the division of entirely unnecessary corporate

22:02

euphemisms would like to remind all supervisors

22:05

managers overseers and other

22:08

people leaders that they are not

22:10

to refer to any changes to any employee

22:12

status within caucus industries as

22:14

downsizing or right

22:17

downsizing well these

22:19

are both tried and true euphemisms the

22:21

deuce has mandated that such

22:23

events be referred to as adverse

22:25

corporate experiences effective

22:28

last week several

22:30

people leaders have not use the new

22:32

and updated ac he forms

22:34

when filing the requisite the paperwork for

22:36

their soon to be former employees and

22:39

this is causing some unfortunate delays

22:41

in processing that paperwork while

22:43

deduce understands that everyone is struggling

22:45

to find resources right now and that caicos

22:48

industries is a fast paced dynamic

22:50

workplace with diverse stakeholders

22:52

and priorities ensuring timely completion

22:55

of requisite processes is a

22:57

necessary part of our corporate mission not

22:59

to mention that extra paperwork is always

23:02

pure evil it's also part of

23:04

your annual performance evaluations

23:06

and yearly salary reviews so

23:08

the deuce strongly advise as you to

23:10

file the paperwork appropriately

23:16

break room thirty six and a half will be

23:18

closed for the next six weeks due to hazmat

23:20

cleaning and reconstruction the

23:23

decontamination team and the janitorial

23:25

staff would like to remind you that science

23:27

experiments are not allowed in the break

23:29

room refrigerators or microwaves

23:33

personal experiments are only allowed and

23:35

break room seven thirty three

23:37

and a third sixty eight seventy

23:40

and ninety eight point six no

23:42

desserts are allowed and break room three

23:44

point one four and break room

23:46

forty two does not exist

23:51

they say that evil is as evil does

23:54

so this week we're taking credit for all

23:56

puffed tabs on cans we

23:58

planned random card then general sharp

24:01

cutters and even the times when

24:03

the tab comes off and the top of the

24:05

can doesn't move if you think

24:07

we're not responsible than just wait

24:09

until the next time you are feeling well and

24:12

you want a nice bowl of soup but the can

24:14

has a tab on the top and a can

24:16

opener doesn't work as a backup

24:21

the winner of today's ruin a life drawing

24:23

is jamie's pet snail which is

24:26

somehow the name of an actual person

24:29

the life of jay's pets there will be ruined

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had snails which we swear is

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another human person we

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on selsey this

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day forward sarah's such smell will be

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forty six percent more salty

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that's going to sing shareholders for

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evil measure james pet snail bee

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fourteen percent less salty stock

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up on junk food i guess apparently

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i've been handed another winner this happens

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from time to time when we accidentally draw

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two names and cast aside on just one

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life to ruin zander

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, won the second drew in a life drawing

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space for scar from

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this day forward kids will be thirty

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per cent more scott not

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necessarily insist star more

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just more staff for

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evil measure zander has been made

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twelve percent less gas congrats

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shareholders i'm still feeling under the weather

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i , that a healthy ceo is important

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absolute shit show of announcements today

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divisions are all doing evil works certainly

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