KayFab IS here to brighten your week! The ladies discuss the weirdness of WWE's one-name obsession before Sarah gets real with Goldust's long and sometimes troubling career. Kristina cheers everyone up with Hangman Page, and Katy brings it home with the Queen of Spades Shayna Baszler! Plus: why is Rey Mysterio's son so tall???

Dustin Rhodes on his career and Goldust's evolution: https://www.si.com/wrestling/2019/02/04/goldust-dustin-rhodes-wwe-future-astronomicon-interviewWWE's disappointing handling of LGBTQ storylines: https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/then-now-whenever-wwes-slow-progress-on-lgbtq-stor.html