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hoisted over the pole and flown for Arnold Air

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I don't get rides at some points it'll be

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a parade here. I not in the what are

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was Irish, doesn't. My

2:08

entire childhood. I

2:10

was a world champion Irish done for

2:12

all is nothing gas like you just

2:15

weren't expected that are. Now

2:18

I've given this as a huge tied

2:20

to their salaries I deserve. Yes, as

2:22

in I did not win. The result

2:25

is it's but I competed which is

2:27

actually. Does. It isn't of

2:29

leggett yeah To go to close allows us to

2:31

to have to be polite, know they have to

2:34

go through a lot of hoops and the our

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sons and whereas Reefer At All About the Full

2:38

of I yelled out before my is now after

2:40

my time so after my death and is it

2:42

up as. As a kid I

2:45

loved it because I got a

2:47

loss of applause really having as

2:49

Alaska from the within another man

2:51

another Charles selected on the road

2:53

for years because of the fascism

2:55

returns. But

2:58

it was. I was all done until somebody to

3:00

twelve because I went to boarding school and that

3:02

was to send them. Over. To

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duct suddenly have a new sad

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scene Butler Commoners. Ah you raise

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our sort of the May Well I was sick

3:11

as if I had been used laser. Yeah I

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would have been like if I if have been

3:15

ten years ahead. I. Would win

3:17

represents a. That. Would have been realized

3:19

that you would have been able to go. It would say

3:21

that had. No remain with

3:23

them with dignitas because I have had the

3:25

league's a sabbatical pursuit of and hour weeks.

3:28

As. For their my name litter

3:30

for a while the wigs our off

3:32

the chests. Are like the wig

3:35

wasn't begun of her looks incredible like she

3:37

was like a little Dolly Parton drag queen

3:39

St Michael. Yeah we'll say over there are

3:41

little Dolly Parton yeah but I can understand

3:43

the mascot is that it's it's it's always

3:46

best to were all the game whatever but

3:48

if you sign or killed his own son

3:50

and everyone else is where and all that

3:52

stuff. and your kid wants to do

3:54

it like i know i understand why oh no

3:57

i don't i am so that is i was

3:59

at themselves yeah It is a gun too

4:01

far. It has become, what were those dance

4:03

shows? My two kids loved watching it. Dance

4:06

Moms. Do you know who they were up

4:09

to? Oh yes, yes, yes. The cutthroat, it's

4:11

in the States. They're Americans, the kids are

4:13

doing. You're one JoJo Siwa

4:15

and I was launching her own career. Geez, that's her

4:17

throwing a name at me there. I never heard of

4:20

her. JoJo who? JoJo

4:24

Siwa. Yeah, so she was one of the

4:26

kids. I didn't see her one. No, JoJo.

4:31

S-I-W-A. So

4:33

she was one of these kids on one of these

4:35

shows and she's now kind of launching her own like

4:37

pop career. So she had a pop career, put it

4:40

like a teeny plapper. Oh, OK.

4:42

She's kind of trying to model herself on like

4:44

a Miley Cyrus. But she

4:46

started out in one of those Dance

4:48

Moms. Dance Moms shows. Like they're massive.

4:50

Massive. But I mean, the

4:53

Irish dancing, like somebody should be, like

4:55

there should be some reality

4:57

show following the Irish

4:59

Dance Moms competitions. Like it's

5:02

wild because I sent Holly.

5:04

I took Holly to Irish Dance Moms. Oh,

5:06

did she do it for a while? She did it for

5:08

a while when we lived in London. And I was back.

5:11

I was back at the Fascist now. The changes since I

5:13

was a kid. My

5:15

eyes were out in stalks or sticks. I

5:17

never know what that is. Are

5:19

your eyes out in stalks? I think it's stalks. Eyes

5:23

are out in sticks. I can't do any sticks. What

5:26

was happening in London I

5:28

know it was just, it was just, well, okay.

5:31

When I got back then, she was quite little

5:33

then. What was happening then was the level, the

5:35

money on the dresses. So whatever you talk about,

5:37

this is what I'm saying is out of control.

5:40

The cost of the dresses. The first one

5:42

I got her was not a fancy dress.

5:45

It was just a regular beginner's dress, 400

5:47

quid. Yeah,

5:50

because a lot of it, there's like,

5:52

they're getting handmade or they're getting hand

5:54

details. Okay, they're getting. But they were

5:56

hand details when I did it back

5:59

in the day. I remember Mrs. Tierney,

6:01

Frankie and Mrs. Tierney, they were the ones who did

6:03

the rhettings with the columns and they did the

6:05

embroidery on the dresses and your mother took it

6:07

up and it was all hand-stitched and beautiful but

6:09

it wasn't causing that kind of money. Now

6:12

I suppose the scale of everything has just

6:14

up. Yeah, before a liquid. But also listen,

6:16

on top of the dress there is the,

6:19

every school now has their own branded gear.

6:22

So she had to have the leggings, the

6:24

top, the ting, the bag. So

6:26

everything. So if you've got a kid in GAA

6:28

or football or Ruby, everyone's gone

6:31

for the gear. I

6:33

find now that not just there are sounds

6:35

that every sport and everything your kid gets

6:37

involved in, there's a kit. Oh

6:40

there is a kit and there's a bag to put the kit in. And

6:42

a bag. It's not half back in

6:44

the day, you just, you just had a track suit,

6:46

you just had regular, you just bought football shorts

6:48

for your son on a t-shirt. No, if he

6:50

went. No, now he has to have this,

6:52

now he has to have that. And if you're

6:54

buying football gear, if he's a Liverpool supporter and you

6:57

have to buy a top, 80

6:59

quid, 100 quid to

7:01

buy a second top? I remember

7:03

you getting the bits in Singapore.

7:06

So you're delighted with yourself. He

7:09

won't wear that jacket. He won't

7:11

wear it. He's just white. Gorgeous rain

7:13

jacket. I might wear it myself. It's a

7:15

little camouflage thing and says you'll never walk alone on the side.

7:18

Yeah. I thought it was a cool thing. He said, I'm never

7:20

going to wear that. Oh,

7:22

your heart will be broken. Oh, his own heart? I

7:24

was only thinking of these the day. Do you remember when you were

7:26

saying he was making the cupcakes and

7:28

the wings? Yeah. And

7:31

they were making eyes. He was going to make an eye on the exam, yeah. It's

7:33

online and I saw this kid, I think, from

7:35

Mongolia, about three years old, and he was at

7:37

the stove and he was cracking eggs and he

7:40

was making food. I

7:43

think I know that. Is he food then? I think

7:45

I know that video. Was that a viral thing that

7:47

he was lying asleep on the sofa and he went

7:49

over to give him? No,

7:51

no, he's outside and like he's

7:54

three max and he's there cracking

7:56

eggs and doing all this. That's

7:58

like... No, I know. We need

8:00

to pull backs. We do far too much for our

8:02

kids. Oh. Far too much.

8:05

I'm picking up the laundry and putting it

8:07

like I'm begging them to put the laundry

8:09

in his basket. I'm going, if I can

8:11

only teach you one thing. Yeah, just could

8:13

you just... Like, does the laundry

8:15

basket in your room, can you just get

8:18

the smelly socks into the basket

8:20

so that the aroma of the smelly

8:22

socks does not fill your room and

8:24

the whole house? And

8:27

it can't? No. I

8:30

had a thing the other morning where I got

8:32

up early before I was waking them to

8:35

go to the shop and get them things

8:37

for their sandwiches. So we've reached a point

8:39

now where it's got you to come out

8:41

to. It's filling that place. Yeah. And people

8:43

were like, oh, I just try a fucking

8:45

easy single in. I was at the easy

8:47

singles. One of them was having easy singles

8:49

in the sandwich for months. Oh, yeah, whatever

8:51

works. The other one was having jam. So

8:55

I wasn't... Do you know what I mean?

8:57

Don't kill yourself. No, no, I think they're

8:59

eating them as easy singles and jam. Grant.

9:03

Okay. I

9:06

know I had a packed up... Easy

9:09

singles, can I just say, they

9:11

are plastic cheese. It's

9:14

rubbery. It's going

9:16

to shine up. I don't think cheese should

9:18

be shiny. No, you could use it as

9:20

a mirror if you were stuck. You could

9:22

to apply your makeup. You could. Yeah.

9:26

So then just

9:28

one day they just completely went after them

9:30

and I was like... No, it's too overkill.

9:32

Yeah, it's like the chicken in my house.

9:34

Yes. Too much chicken and then

9:36

another... I've had too much of prawns.

9:40

I said, well, this

9:43

is a very first world problem, love that you have

9:45

here. Because We

9:47

were going through, what would you like in

9:49

the sandwich? Because If you've gotten to jam

9:52

an easy single, you have exhausted everything. If

9:54

you're at that point, I think, what would

9:56

you like in the sandwich? The Tone had

9:58

a few suggestions. I'm

10:00

bad. Tommy pipes open he says to

10:02

so what's that wouldn't that you light

10:04

show is it's smoked salmon a full

10:07

size of not. They would suffer some

10:09

similar not was a chance Have smoked

10:11

salmon warm. In an idol warm and the bread.

10:14

right? Yeah, get a bit of a whole a

10:16

then put it in. I had this loads Fox

10:18

is pastas the size of the fruit winder. Then.

10:21

I. How the for? I didn't realize his

10:23

the area our rules with say sauce

10:25

all over themselves. Or your

10:27

fruit went do when the foods proves explode

10:29

and about to yeah they're not at all

10:32

on N B C. Learn as you those

10:34

are you think it looks lovely in the

10:36

box. a look that would fill the space

10:38

and than what I demand that visits and

10:40

make that litter box. I have some say

10:42

this morning I had a friend both full

10:45

of awful nice here and I looked at

10:47

the apples this morning. And they

10:49

were wrinkly really? I recently to go as

10:51

they won't eat them that I have put it

10:53

in the fuck alone post because our have

10:55

to sell it off the air and is ever

10:57

get into slice. I'm the Apollo and Ago

10:59

and. I've done that

11:02

now. I'm a slice. and yeah, for

11:04

healing. the average for them. Know

11:06

and will have that eliza difficult of their

11:09

but little see as offensive the raise his

11:11

successor. Bill Lawrence and

11:13

they realize the candles. And them

11:15

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11:18

Lies in the Apple A I always had

11:21

this that was echoed Go Brown is the

11:23

upper go down but it doesn't The think

11:25

that gets a lunchtime and they're more likely

11:27

to ease the little slice them though. We

11:29

I kiwi their the the way they were

11:32

and try again. they're not. I have yeah

11:34

got no. Began with a mere to me

11:36

I ha ways when I was pregnant and

11:38

Holly about for a day four or five

11:40

a day. ever get those disappear? Yeah, I

11:43

agree with him on Holly Chief least I

11:45

was insane. I couldn't I am not as

11:47

a. Not kiwis and me I

11:49

it's five a day of never

11:51

fairly months since at what way

11:53

was either was right thing was

11:55

on Daniel. Snickers. Ice Cream

11:57

or was us amaze And yeah, The

12:00

version of I mean I have. Like

12:02

several a day. The same as out

12:04

the kiwis for. A sneaker

12:06

sizes of us are. Not only does

12:09

I use of the I remember run

12:11

into the system assists three overs to

12:13

that freezer for them as opening the

12:15

box until it was open a heavy

12:18

to to alert I have to like

12:20

I was like a junkies Despres I

12:22

have because it has to has a

12:24

great minds. So

12:30

did those you that my Lord. A

12:32

surprise there, there's a real or for

12:35

didn't have a son all get along

12:37

slips with others. Say

12:42

you are I said above now yes

12:44

the class on T recently because I

12:47

screwed with this progress of as his

12:49

lip. Does. It pay for them. Of.

12:53

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12:55

let the rubbery single. I

12:57

know that guy wonder now on

12:59

reflection easy. Holly's a very healthy,

13:01

easier and seat say well and

13:03

oh and don't as it's. What

13:06

I have influenced them. Maybe.

13:09

Like somewhat yes, while you were pregnant

13:12

with them. Zoning earned. We now. Coffee.

13:15

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13:17

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13:19

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13:21

just lovely insider. Idols

13:24

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13:26

does he do the hell? Are you ready

13:28

to face? Will a serial out with a

13:30

box? Our survival as yes, if if if

13:32

he's hungry. The go To: A

13:35

serious yeah yeah as every or that end

13:37

of this a lot of bread. Would you

13:39

have the peanut butter on the bread? Peanut

13:41

butter on toast? visit visit. My mom says

13:43

reproaching says a lot of protein Now I'm

13:45

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13:47

go from us And yet that I'm a

13:49

bit like the orange juice with the serialization.

13:52

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13:55

and by animal the buzzers below or I

13:57

saw i won't buy craze. It's

13:59

to do. What's crazy is

14:01

serious money. As you don't know, Clay.

14:04

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14:06

it's like those a hazelnut chocolate and

14:08

sizes was always Do Not Seven years

14:10

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14:57

course, Of course, And he said he

14:59

didn't There's still plenty of drama kidnapping. Still

15:01

had boyfriends and school dances to

15:03

entertain. You find us on the head. So

15:16

what we have to notice again tell us.

15:19

The idea of our kids as the guns and

15:21

that's of a competition among his youth up? I

15:23

don't decision either. sedans say I lied and said

15:25

that I. Am after slumber and

15:28

hello. Miss them. Are

15:30

so glad that we don't. I notice

15:32

on the messages on the and surveys

15:34

yeah somebody said could you put up

15:36

there is. A wonderful All Animals out

15:38

on all sides of us have to be Jewish.

15:40

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15:42

that. I have a bad enough looking at the

15:44

real when i see the bad hair and the

15:46

real and say i think all of our as

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a there to We just have to say this

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one has it. by perplexing

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the hair and side nos. Your.

15:56

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16:00

would unless you I was on phoned her

16:02

laura yesterday on their I would sit and

16:04

was my lovely morning I was I just

16:07

got a little bit of sizes of when

16:09

dale for a walk my coffee lay down

16:11

by the sea and I was in the

16:13

same jacket that has asked the full most

16:15

of from i have to plunge the hand

16:17

them the size and the next thank me

16:20

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watched as priests west as. So.

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saxons but I still with him. Jezebel

16:41

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16:43

muslims went to the city within food

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we know certainly is. It's. My

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meds that yeah, my Missouri. I need a

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person, he's wells and that I'll go for

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us out of presenting the road. What's her

16:55

name? Lovely one burrow? Deaf friends. And

17:01

that says. Way. Is.

17:04

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17:06

a joke that I used to have a

17:08

Catherine Zeta Jones whose families as you know

17:10

and the joke was some of a donor

17:12

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17:15

it's and then Catherine said oh I see

17:17

you will remark does what she did she

17:19

was trying to do less active We're supposed

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to discuss. Oh

17:23

yeah this if it's attitude as of the

17:25

certain words sometimes isn't there that when he

17:27

could like i'm going do like us were

17:29

a sentence of with the news you get

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lost that you get away with late one

17:33

sentence and see. A went into Newcastle there

17:36

to see the I said he said they

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would see into Dave Jones street by the

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rules. else would I like the room Castle

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accent. oh yes a good in My absolute

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favorite of the of them all I just

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difficult if circle around. Cheryl

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the senior citizens are not accent was

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this amazing tomorrow and she wrapped up

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time to be cause muscle is so spectacular

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those birds made many different max and star.

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19:02

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19:04

like in items in Ireland's oh and

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are oh yeah, years and all place

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a mile and a row and your answer. New

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19:31

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19:33

would say it's that's fine.

19:36

I'm. May be a

19:38

little maybe a little bit taller. Influence

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on as you Grow Up a referendum.

19:42

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19:44

am I was like six seven? My

19:46

mom and he lived As you know,

19:48

my school run into the ordinances. Lorenzo?

19:50

yeah, dead road for me. Yeah, be

19:52

the parser and referendum now. For

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you arrays know where Lorenzo

19:57

as school until person internet.

20:00

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analysts asked if a child's. Beaufort.

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Russia Bofors as faster. Yeah yeah.

20:08

What is it now? I think it's

20:10

sad how center a sudden. My

20:13

think that might be an old folks'

20:15

home and their that is is that

20:17

with and the church but it's very

20:19

sad. meaningless fallen by the gates will

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close faces be allies with norms. Of

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as. Long.

20:27

As it's quite sad with him, I think there's

20:29

apartments there, but I. Didn't lawyer

20:31

that apartments. Yeah yeah I think to the

20:33

party supporters happens like the main building of

20:35

the middle of the school was a Georgian

20:37

building. Oh sorry We're always told the history

20:40

of So Mary. Balls started Seattle

20:42

or as Order Mary Both.

20:44

Sister of Lucille Ball. Mouse

20:47

for the had a list as an

20:49

hour. I don't get this have these

20:51

days I desire to nor have we start.

20:53

No, No yes But we call. I

20:55

would. I rules. They owe them. You

20:57

know Rose known as Everyday Lives. I

20:59

don't get societies and and the Augustinians

21:01

I don't own a nutshell. Had any

21:03

of this. Plot Revealed: Syrians: they're they're

21:06

just them. But

21:08

they're different type of brain Does

21:10

old understand this? I still read

21:12

on Cnn's Mask Their and Andromeda

21:15

and the best Thing But The

21:17

Augustinians mass Source: Christmas Nord Christmas.

21:19

For some reason. After

21:21

the midnight mass. Everyone. Says

21:24

stuff and everyone outside the church. I

21:26

swear to God was a saying it was

21:29

a thing. Know draw The people who are

21:31

listen draws akin to messages on the and

21:33

swam until it with this at midnight mass

21:35

out you come on. All the teenagers with

21:38

sarge slogan each other. Outside

21:40

when you were to nice. As I said

21:42

before, we had no Netflix by third

21:44

switch phones. That. Such it is. Awesome!

21:48

Insists was like your Wesley. Like.

21:51

Your Wesley disco world. Midnight mass was only

21:53

once a year. Or your husband

21:55

gave a friend for the i don't see the

21:58

Christmas midnight mass so we're just as well. I

22:00

don't care what I remember I must say the

22:02

name my members of as a fellow I wanted

22:04

small the last were talk about like on has

22:06

like forty video yes and I didn't get a

22:08

goal mom had to watch of smog and read

22:10

six or. Six.

22:14

Years go from Live is way too

22:16

shy of of God's delirious he is

22:18

in ways but yeah yeah oh yeah

22:20

it's been. we would if we do.

22:22

Never worked in after midnight mass because

22:24

of funny when I just gave import

22:26

minus one of the women was saying

22:28

to me Southport Meineke Sports and Leisure

22:30

Club yes he was in the room

22:32

where the gate was. that's where they

22:34

used to have their teenage disco and

22:37

his like his gas paid by or

22:39

whatever they are. that's so funny. And

22:41

then I would say that when we

22:43

used to. Go to Teenage discos and.

22:45

Light. Up a weak heart beat The Slapper.

22:49

Game was caused so beats a slapper

22:51

was that you will go round and

22:53

trying case as many people. As

22:55

you could. Ask the disease the

22:58

slot for so who whoever kiss the most

23:00

was to yang suffer but it was just

23:02

basically gas or queen but it was just

23:04

giving you an excuse to base you just

23:06

go around and kiss a load of he

23:08

because it was a games yeah like al

23:10

how gwadar play the games with the bathroom

23:12

rare and to go get like he was

23:15

Incirlik an ulster just as many people. Let's

23:17

make it into companies and guess. And.

23:20

Mccain said oh for yeah, even I

23:22

live. And let a was excited would even

23:24

have to tell to them. We

23:27

want to talk about must have ended assembly me

23:29

so and and you say yeah and there's where

23:31

the face officer that the face of a as

23:34

it is a many walk away he didn't like

23:36

sooner sending pictures to be so that no. Wait,

23:39

we were just soon Saga and isn't the yeah

23:42

yeah harriet? Well the was that is. This

23:45

I don't know yet to see.

23:47

Failure? yeah that was s can

23:49

you remember basically time in your

23:51

nipples like it was raises room

23:53

with us. Look. At her showing

23:55

them the full i'm i'm their items like

23:57

a matter of scissors anyway. Oh

24:03

yeah I will be quite some. or

24:05

the yeah yeah I guess what he

24:07

says a member. Been sailing around. There

24:10

are other. And

24:12

go hawks as. Soon. As you

24:14

you wouldn't be as to say it's. Still, Suspects

24:17

or. You

24:20

were all yours is the world's most

24:22

the Cia as drag myself the innocence

24:24

of malaria have feals. Wouldn't have two

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hours if there's are down there. Further

24:28

they'll have a boob to. Go

24:31

mods and pour money into

24:33

the ground or plasticine on

24:35

the Russian mind was into

24:37

Sultan's yes. With that

24:40

affected suck your bags. As.

24:45

It takes an awful long time does

24:48

not to for the love and presented

24:50

very good. The So simple to feel

24:52

so guilty. Of air miles

24:54

into get into place where things are very good.

24:58

Some learn and acetate. Be back

25:00

there again. Essays By now

25:03

I now clear what the name

25:05

of your teenage to school said

25:07

in his muslims are you know

25:09

when memories are flying back Now

25:11

though he says he said by

25:14

death does venue on I could

25:16

totally see how that room would

25:18

be like teenage discourage the we

25:20

went to Wellesley to receive the

25:23

was like oh we trust I

25:25

truly wish your fingers and was

25:27

fish way I have you are

25:29

You might say that to beat

25:32

the Bond outlier census. Why

25:37

Your comic. Viable

25:40

Dollar and a allows to enter into

25:42

a series of like singer to read

25:44

the bands like it's this is quite

25:47

a sentence. Or

25:50

sadism right? Click This employees are is to

25:52

these medicines or a progress know it off

25:54

to do and others on this the as

25:56

far too I used to be a line

25:59

from father's right. The little hands I was

26:01

when I was it a teenager but I

26:03

didn't realize the purpose others so I would

26:05

surprise other didn't realize I didn't As to

26:07

what did you think the first. Movie

26:11

know but it is a sad

26:13

face is. Thirty second says that

26:15

I just have enough. Does Grad Now

26:17

Just had all of us may leave

26:19

the monster. Seconds.

26:25

And yes, I just cutting boards

26:27

and is. Exploring

26:30

this is as a source. Of

26:32

the matter is the Hadza as yeah we were we

26:35

made the trek I to as he put my parents.

26:38

Taught me so I doubt it is our. says.

26:42

Richard said, you did she find. Hundreds

26:44

of read the band of year olds. So

26:51

strict. Spree

26:54

would be so

26:56

it's. Scouts for you as

26:58

a short skirt is it? Said

27:04

it's. Success.

27:19

Of. The

27:24

going to have to collectors of their we have a five

27:27

chance to do here. I

27:29

was no I would support I was

27:31

implying that the girls were it wasn't

27:33

too racy because it wasn't.com system I

27:35

did our The Kardashians the we were

27:38

aware and that was the resume was

27:40

I swear that of as humans and

27:42

where the emphasis on and and abroad.

27:45

But I really like out there is a of forget

27:48

you're younger than I be kind of like I'm gonna

27:50

go there. You know they're really going for grammar book

27:52

So I used to lie, I used to. say

27:54

that i was going bolan and

27:56

is that energize as bad they

27:58

don't know busy They're getting

28:00

changed in the bush or whatever, but

28:03

yeah, I would say we were going

28:05

to the spin. There's Laura's

28:07

laugh. We got Laura anyway. Okay, I just don't know if you

28:09

did in the bush. I wish to hide some bushes as well. Jeez, it

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29:04

were the days when the bush was, you know, an

29:06

innocent thing, an actual bush. Oh, yeah.

29:08

Yeah. No, a bush, heading into a bush.

29:14

I'm only making the comment, heading into a bush

29:16

for a try ride. But now when you say

29:18

the word bush, nobody thinks of an actual bush.

29:20

I know. Yeah. No,

29:23

we dry ride. We dry ride in the bush. If

29:26

you hump it in the bush, you go into the bush for a

29:28

hump. Is it just me or has

29:30

this podcast just gotten kind of filthy? Like what's

29:32

happened to us? Okay, carry on.

29:34

I wanted to hear you said your parents were strict

29:36

on you. No, they were strict. So I used to

29:38

lie and I was so strict, she was bigger to

29:41

beat the band. I'm pregnant and 80. God

29:48

love it. They obviously saw some memory where they

29:50

were like, we need to try and contain this

29:52

child. The child is the one. The child is

29:54

the one. Yeah. And you know,

29:56

you know the way David McSavage said about me and his

29:58

podcast. No, I'm just. thinking you're exactly

30:00

the same. He said, you see, dear, do

30:03

you present as normal? But

30:05

you're mad. And I realized now

30:07

that you present as

30:09

very contained and controlled. But

30:12

you're wild. It's there. It's there.

30:14

Wild. It can go off.

30:17

We don't get warnings and it's gone. Oh, can't wait

30:19

to see a bit more of that now. And then...

30:21

And then... Yeah, I feel

30:23

like I'm due one because you don't have

30:25

time with the geeks. Really?

30:27

So you don't? So, you don't get a

30:30

chance to really kind of... No. I

30:32

do have... If I can have a couple of drinks, if

30:34

I don't have to drive, I always do. Yeah.

30:37

Well, it's nice too, isn't it? Very nice. I had

30:40

a couple of drinks now at the weekend because

30:42

I was staying over. Oh, love.

30:44

Yeah. You see, I was in Nice on

30:46

Friday. No, there'd be no drinking in Nice.

30:48

You're driving straight back. I was driving straight

30:51

back and then I was in Port Marnock.

30:53

Oh, what a good... No,

30:55

that's brought us right back. That's what we were going to.

30:58

What's the names of the discos when you were

31:00

younger? Oh, yes. So we went... No, you got

31:02

distracted by the bush. Oh, yeah. I went to

31:04

Wesley. Yes. We

31:06

made the big old track because there was no

31:09

disco around us locally. There was a Bechtiv. Bechtiv?

31:12

Yeah, Bechtiv and Wesley. She hit all the highs.

31:14

I wasn't allowed to go to Bechtiv. I never

31:16

got to go to Bechtiv. Just as

31:18

well. What

31:21

in God's name would have happened to Bechtiv

31:23

considering what happened in Wesley? I

31:26

wasn't allowed. We

31:29

were a friend of ours, right? So we all

31:32

used to... I definitely had a more innocent time

31:34

than you with those discs. We... You'd queue up

31:36

to go in, right? And so

31:38

there'd be people off doing stuff, like sorting

31:40

out their drink and stuff around the corners.

31:42

Maybe a little bit... Like a little nagging

31:44

of things. A little, exactly. You'd be getting

31:47

your nagging. You'd be pouring it into

31:49

the Coke bottle so you could drink it and nobody

31:51

would know you were drinking it. There could have been

31:53

a little bit of... There could have

31:55

been a small amount of fingering, but nothing much

31:57

around the corner. You were sorting out your drink.

31:59

That was... business, business is getting done, you're

32:01

getting your smoke study. But a friend of mine

32:03

said, one time, no, I don't remember,

32:05

but someone had a camera in the queue. And

32:08

my friend was wearing a string

32:10

top. And you know,

32:13

she had like her red brass strap shown

32:15

as was the style at the time, skirt

32:17

and boots. Yeah, yeah, she

32:19

had a packet of jam player blue in

32:21

her. In her bra. I remember the bag!

32:23

In her bra. Oh, that's

32:25

a great memory. Go on. She had sunglasses

32:27

on her head. Oh, very dewy. Yeah. And

32:30

I think that was the outfit. Anyway, and they were

32:32

taking pictures of people and she posed

32:34

for the picture. So this is before social media,

32:36

all that jazz. Oh, yeah. Roll

32:38

over a couple of months later, she's in

32:41

town shopping with the mates. She

32:44

is on a fucking

32:46

postcard. She's

32:49

on a Welcome to Ireland. Welcome

32:51

to Ireland. Yeah. The

32:53

bag and the bra and the string top. Wow,

32:56

she didn't get a penny for it. So

32:59

she she flipped the lid, she took all of

33:01

them out of the shop. She's like, that's me.

33:04

But like this is in the days before, you

33:06

know, your own your images and all this. Yeah.

33:08

Like they took a pic and they put her

33:10

on a postcard. They thought the picture was so

33:12

good. They stuck her on

33:15

the postcard. Wow. She was mortified. That's just

33:17

a different time. Yeah. But you could rock

33:19

up on a postcard. Did anyone just thought?

33:23

That's a good shot of you. I'd put that

33:25

in the postcard. I think you should ask your

33:27

name. No, I think it's like a leopard print

33:30

top she had. So she looked, did

33:32

I mean she looked the biz. Welcome

33:34

to Ireland. Yeah. Look what you're going

33:37

to get here. She looked very hospitable.

33:40

That's sort of that way. But yes, she did the

33:42

postcards say get your hole in Ireland. I

33:45

think so. Yeah. Amazing. But

33:47

you know, when I went to my gig

33:49

on Saturday, I just want to story about

33:51

my the clothes that I went. Oh, yeah.

33:53

I want to hear all about your Luciano.

33:55

So I was a draw

33:57

the girl. Yeah. So the Luciano.

34:00

and there was fantasy gardens.

34:04

Fantasy gardens and the draw

34:06

of accent which I don't even

34:09

do well anymore because I've out of it so long but

34:11

if you were walking across, so I

34:14

spent my whole, my summer in draw

34:16

and you were walking across the

34:18

town, everyone would just walk across the town. That's

34:20

what you did for the day in fact on

34:22

the steps of St. Peter's Church flirting with my

34:25

boys. And they were about fantasy gardens, luchianos and

34:27

fantasy gardens were the two night clubs but

34:30

now that I think this, this is

34:32

ridiculous. They had like

34:34

a little beauty contest, Miss

34:37

Fantasy Gardens. Imagine

34:42

that, it was like the Father

34:44

Ted episode. Oh no, lovely girls competition. Did

34:46

you enter it? Did I enter it? I

34:49

came. Go

34:53

on, rewrite history, say he came first. Second or third? Oh I

34:55

didn't win it, I'd remember if I won it. I

34:58

was second or third, I think third. Third

35:01

place, Miss Fantasy Gardens. That's alright. What you

35:03

win? I didn't think it was alright, I

35:05

was in front of it. What

35:08

did you think you did? I won, and I

35:10

went straight up to Simon Hart and bought those

35:12

pointy boots. Remember

35:14

Simon Hart? Yeah, yeah, I remember Simon Hart. And everyone

35:16

had the pointy boots. Yeah, yeah. Right,

35:19

well I was like, I was not a trendy

35:22

kid. I did not, I was into fashion

35:24

but I did not understand the trends. I

35:26

think mostly because I was hidden away in

35:28

boarding school. So when I came back to

35:30

the town and the summers, they were all

35:32

normal and cool. They all had the gear.

35:34

They all had gear and they were into

35:37

music. But you see, I had nothing, I

35:39

had no telly. I was going

35:41

to bed at ten o'clock every night. No telly, no

35:43

radio. No, in the boarding school. I hadn't a clue,

35:45

love. I wasn't even in civilian

35:48

clothes. Yeah. Like I was still

35:50

in a uniform at the weekend so I'd go back

35:52

and I think, I just couldn't

35:54

blend in. I just looked completely different. But

35:57

being chopped, tell him I got the Simon Hart

35:59

boots. And I remember

36:01

getting whatever twenty or thirty fit for miss

36:04

Fancy iams another rent a what he has

36:06

to do to I wonder who's don't really

36:08

was this remember that remember the left a

36:10

message in who one is a very messy

36:12

and sellers who wants and who came second

36:15

and for what is has to do zip

36:17

to sort of work but that a catwalk

36:19

poses as she can remember. But

36:22

somebody would walk around the room as a puppy on

36:24

the shoulders a you. You

36:26

know, imagine picking out and get you.

36:29

On. That than the be ten santa we

36:31

weren't as swimsuits ago how would you

36:33

like saved words? Cm. Syrup

36:36

on stage and then always Amanda Nunes a

36:38

sudden and your clothes and somebody with judges.

36:41

Some. Of the judge in the looks. Like.

36:45

That would never happen Now

36:47

now. Mariah,

36:54

Lot bigger have competitions are closely

36:56

girls compositions were close to things.

37:00

Said so says a something like to

37:03

keep predecessors busy to give them some

37:05

kind of to do isn't. Present.

37:09

To was never am anything for the

37:11

boys. Now. Only

37:14

slowly noise competition is a sort of

37:16

so now like that is lesser. Charge

37:20

of a lovely. Voice comes as I like oh.

37:25

Okay, well I never saw on or was aware

37:27

when. I. Think the ratio I don't

37:30

like yeah I don't I can. I'm dying

37:32

to move that like indoors or their habit

37:34

of am the and I don't think there

37:36

is a the same accent a purpose of

37:38

our fellow who smoke hanging off as left

37:41

seven days anyway weren't they don't discuss like

37:43

a lot of clock has grown all yeah

37:45

I mean. the fact that

37:47

you didn't have to tell them anything

37:50

like that us to scared now smooths

37:52

get an earlier system and head home

37:54

happy to have such that are deal

37:56

don't get ready to assist oh get

37:59

more reggie in there was negotiations

38:01

and talks. I just remember the really innocent

38:03

one when we were really

38:06

young, like 13-14 was bubbles. There

38:08

was no alcohol bubbles. Ah

38:10

nice. But there was snogging. Ah

38:13

yeah good. So

38:20

we left here last

38:22

week. And we went to the day

38:25

trackers. And I

38:28

thought I was going to have a ticket because I had a lot of

38:30

money on the meter. So as I was

38:32

approaching I could see something. And the windscreen had

38:34

a... And you said

38:37

oh here we go. It

38:39

was a book. It was a book. Not any

38:41

book. Anagiri's book which

38:44

is called Game Plan. Anagiri's a friend.

38:46

Yeah a new book. Like enormously I

38:48

would have bought the book. But there

38:51

was a book on my windscreen. I'm going oh

38:55

that's strange. And then you go to your

38:57

car. I said I'll go check my car and

38:59

see if there's a book on my car. And

39:01

I'm going up towards it and I say oh

39:03

yeah there is something. And I'm starting to think

39:05

is Anna doing kind of

39:07

her own guerilla PR. Exactly by

39:09

handing out a few books. Yeah

39:15

that you might find a book on your car. Anyway.

39:17

No I went up to know what my book was.

39:20

Jokes. Jokes. Well we

39:22

couldn't believe it could we because initially

39:24

in our innocence we just

39:26

thought this is random. How could anyone

39:28

possibly leave a book of jokes on

39:30

a comedian's car. I

39:32

know and I still don't know whether to take

39:34

it as a compliment or an insult. Oh no.

39:36

Like oh you're like there's a few jokes out.

39:38

You need a fucking few jokes. Here's a book

39:40

of them for you. You take. You know what

39:42

I mean. As a matter of interest have you

39:44

looked at the book with the rent good? I

39:46

actually haven't looked at the book with the kids.

39:49

But it's in the house like. Anyway we're

39:51

now convinced that somebody is

39:53

there's a book fairy. If somebody knew

39:55

these were our cars. There's no way

39:58

it's random. Somebody left Anna Gary because

40:00

they know I know Anna, because we did

40:02

Dancing with the Stars together. Do you remember?

40:04

We were finalists just to say. Yeah, finalists

40:06

together. Get that in. And

40:11

they knew, you know, the other person was

40:13

you, a comic, so there's a book of

40:15

jokes. So some book fairy knows where we

40:17

parked our cars. Who is it?

40:20

And the car in front of me didn't have a

40:22

book. Now, if you were a cop, which is your

40:24

dream, Mrs. Detective Dorn,

40:29

how would you be? Where would we begin

40:31

to find out now? Who left the books?

40:35

I wonder where the messages on the Instagram.

40:37

Well, I suppose what we'd have to do,

40:40

if we were going to go for Detective

40:43

Anna, we

40:46

would come in next week to

40:48

do the podcast and we'd go

40:52

and hide an abortion, just

40:55

to see who it was. Oh,

40:57

you'd park the car, walk off, and

41:00

then I'd turn around, hide in a

41:02

bush. What are you used to doing?

41:04

I'd take you to the neighbours. I'd

41:07

talk to a few of the neighbours first. I'd do

41:09

a line of inquiry. Did

41:12

you see anybody? Start asking

41:14

a few questions just around the

41:17

neighbourhood. I'd love, the thrill would be

41:19

to see them do it. That

41:21

would be the real thrill. Oh, that would be. I

41:24

wonder what it would be like to be a book today. We

41:26

might go out and find books on the car

41:28

today. No, I didn't park down there today. See,

41:31

I'm on edge now, because I've just

41:33

watched Baby Reindeer. Oh my God, I

41:35

keep hearing about this. Everyone keeps

41:37

mentioning it, because I've decided I'm not going to watch it. I

41:39

don't think I'm able. Too

41:42

many people have told me it's triggered them. Oh

41:44

really? Triggered them. Yeah.

41:47

Is it not very intense? It's a bit intense,

41:49

yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you love it? No,

41:54

you're kind of giving a straight answer. You're taking a long time to

41:56

answer that. I enjoy it. I don't

41:58

often joy it is the right word. That

42:00

was definitely entertaining. I definitely wanted to watch

42:03

the whole thing. It's about a comedian, right?

42:05

It's about a comedian who gets stalked is

42:07

long story short. Right, okay, yeah. But it's

42:10

one of the, I suppose, yeah, I just,

42:12

the word enjoy maybe doesn't sound right.

42:14

I definitely, but I'm still thinking about

42:17

it. Okay. And you know, so it's

42:19

left an impression. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

42:21

I might have to watch. Do

42:23

you think I should watch it? Yeah,

42:26

I do. Do you? You're a big girl.

42:28

You're a fucking well-abled girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then

42:30

the trick is, No, I mean, I probably love it

42:32

as well. Yeah, the trick is to watch them after

42:34

that will cleanse it then. Do you know what I

42:36

mean? You

42:38

watch a bit of reality. I've got the sound of music. So,

42:41

what's something? You see, you see, it's been

42:43

set up in a weird way. Everybody's going,

42:45

oh, baby reindeer. Some

42:48

people are going, oh, it's brilliant. And other people are going, oh,

42:50

it's a bit too... They

42:52

ease you into it though. It's not when I've

42:54

done the... Episode four, someone said to me. Oh,

42:57

yeah. Right now you already, you see, I've just

42:59

said to you episode four and your face registered

43:01

that. Yes. You

43:03

can't say what happened. It's too big of a

43:05

boiler. But it's obviously... Is

43:08

it a triggering? Is it very violent or

43:10

something? No, no, no. It's not very... It's

43:12

not that. It's not like, I don't know,

43:15

Quentin Tarantino kind of violent. It's not

43:17

a violent thing. So, it's a series

43:19

on Netflix, is it? And you've watched

43:22

the whole thing? I've watched the whole

43:24

thing, yeah. Okay. Noted is, I suppose,

43:26

the thing that is all the stories

43:28

of the

43:31

stalking and abuse, whatever, none of it is

43:33

black and white, which maybe

43:36

makes it uncomfortable. But

43:39

it's kind of grey. I'm

43:41

intrigued. I think I'm going to have to watch it. I kind

43:43

of just fucking saw it here there really, didn't I? You

43:46

did, I thought. Yeah, I didn't. No,

43:48

watch it. No, no. You've made me want to watch

43:50

it. Yeah, yeah. I think I'll watch it. I

43:53

mean, I'd love to hear what you think of it

43:55

now when you watch it. Okay. I'd like to. I'll

43:57

watch it. I'm going to discuss Baby Reindeer next week.

44:00

Yeah, anyone is watching now just remind people if

44:02

you want to message us we have an insta

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44:06

Messages on that now don't give us any spoilers

44:09

on baby rangers But you could say if you

44:11

watch it what do you say? Yes good

44:13

watch it or don't watch it. Yeah, that'd be nice to

44:15

know We've

44:19

reached the end now that's the end of this episode Thank

44:22

you very much for listening. Keep it tight. Thank

44:24

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44:26

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44:28

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44:30

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44:32

just stay up in the church brilliant Yes, we

44:34

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44:37

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44:39

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44:46

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which is the extra bit this week Yeah,

44:50

I'm telling the story. I thought you almost

44:53

died. Well Discussion of

44:55

how when you were young like a

44:58

now and about drinking how easily things could have

45:00

gone How are you right story and a half?

45:02

It's not a horror thing. It's a funny thing.

45:04

No, well, she's still spoiler alert She's still with

45:06

the social Where

45:09

can people find thanks to milk? Yeah,

45:16

so Lincoln our stories and head stuff

45:19

podcast calm that's where it is Yeah,

45:23

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45:29

the link there. Yeah, the link is there. We

45:31

love to come. Oh Just

45:33

before I go Emma. Dorn is going to my

45:36

hometown Draw that I'm playing in the crescent on

45:38

the 4th of May So if you want to

45:40

see the funny little ginger go to the crescent

45:42

and draw this is hilarious Go

45:44

and see dilemma there 4th of

45:46

May and where they get the tickets on your website

45:49

and the door and comedy calm and I

45:52

am in On

45:55

the 6th of May doing a gig for Gaza.

45:57

I don't I'm not sure if it's all dead. I'm

45:59

gonna check Well, we're both doing it. But it's Monday. Oh,

46:02

we're both doing it. Yeah. Monday the 6th

46:04

of May. Yeah, there might be a few tickets. There might be for the

46:06

Gaza gig, yes. There might be a few left. So have a look within

46:08

that one ticket box. Yeah, I think that's close, isn't it? Yeah. That's

46:11

close. April's flying. I'm

46:15

not going to mention the rest of my tour at the

46:17

moment because things are selling very nicely. Thank you very much

46:19

out there. But I will come back when I need to.

46:21

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46:23

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46:33

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46:35

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