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how will we say it then? You're only getting to

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know Ireland now, basically, is the point. Only

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now? You never really left Dublin. Well,

0:38

we know you went to Courtown. But

0:42

Courtown... That would have stopped your gallop fairly nicely.

0:44

Now you see that's it. That's what happened. That's

0:46

what happened. You got pregnant and you couldn't go

0:48

anywhere. And Courtown is basically Dublin. Like

0:50

Wexford is kind of Dublin. Well,

0:52

is it? Kind of. OK.

0:55

Well... There's a lot of dubs there. OK,

0:58

yeah. It's not Kerry, is what you're saying. It's

1:00

not Kerry. No, no, no. It's not Castleborough where

1:02

you were the other night. It's not Castleborough. You

1:04

had the time of your life and she's going,

1:07

Cracked, we had in the country. You can't believe

1:09

it, can you? I can't. It's a whole new

1:11

world to me. Well,

1:13

I tell you what I got up to in Castleborough. Please, I'm

1:15

dying to be. I have to finish me hot chocolate for this.

1:18

I presume now there was... Was there

1:20

mighty crack? Oh,

1:22

God, yeah. So I did... You've got chocolate on

1:24

your teeth there. Oh, do I? Yeah, only your friend would tell you that.

1:27

Is it good? Oh, yeah. Perfect. So, did the

1:29

gig, lovely gig and then

1:32

Pat and Gillian...

1:34

Pat Legend. Yes. Yeah. Pat who

1:36

runs the... To give

1:38

the proper shout out. TF Royal. The

1:40

Theatre Royal in Castleborough. And you wouldn't know

1:42

from like the street how big the place

1:44

is. No, it's huge. It's a 2000 seater,

1:46

but we're not in that room. Not. Yes.

1:49

Not yet. Bridie, as you'd say

1:52

yourself. Not yet, Bridie, Breida or

1:54

Maura. Yeah. We're

1:57

in the 200 seater, but I tell you now,

1:59

we're getting out of this. Well

2:02

that's what Pat said and I said you'd write Pat

2:04

next time although I'm back in October

2:06

for the 200 seater but anyway and

2:08

the next time after that Gillian who

2:11

worked for Pat said

2:13

we're heading down to Cobwebs because

2:16

in the other room they'd had

2:18

George Murphy. Who's George Murphy?

2:21

You know the singer. Oh I

2:23

do know that name. He would sing

2:27

like Irish ballads and stuff. He

2:30

won one of those talent shows years ago

2:32

when he was like 17. Yeah that's why

2:34

I know the name. Yeah. So

2:37

it's George and his band. Right. But

2:40

they had done a gig there and they were going

2:42

down to Cobwebs to do a bit of an old

2:44

sing song. Yeah yeah see I now

2:46

I have a story remind me to tell you.

2:48

Oh yeah okay. But I do love this. I

2:50

do like when the artists you know the musicianers

2:52

and the comics and whoever else if we're all

2:55

in the building. It's nice if we get to

2:57

hang out with a rock and roll in us.

2:59

Yeah because especially comedy you know the way it's you're

3:02

kind of trucking around by yourself aren't you? Oh

3:04

lonesome schmonesome. Yeah. So

3:06

we head down to Cobwebs and

3:08

George and the band are in a

3:11

little area. They're bed in beside

3:13

the fire. And they are bed

3:15

in beside the fire. Bed in beside the fire.

3:17

Because the owner she thought there was just like

3:19

one or two of them coming down but the

3:21

whole everyone came down. Great. Including

3:23

yourself. Including myself. And who was your

3:25

opening act? Did you have an opener?

3:28

Killian Sunderman. No Killian gone. Oh

3:30

god he missed the crack. He missed the crack. I must

3:32

actually tell Killian that he missed the crack. Oh she's written

3:34

the whole thing. Yeah Killian he missed the crack. So

3:37

we moved up to another end of the

3:40

pub later and I'm chatting to everyone there

3:42

and all that. The

3:44

singing starts again.

3:47

And then a sing song and the pub now. The sing song.

3:50

Yeah would you have a song for that occasion? No.

3:53

Would you have a go to? You know go

3:55

to song? I should really get a go

3:57

to. You have to get one fairly lively because this is the thing when you're

3:59

doing it. on the country you have. Yeah, I

4:01

was kind of thinking about that but I saw

4:03

one man, he was sitting on a high stool

4:07

and he just intrigued me.

4:10

So George started singing, right? Yeah. And

4:13

he... ...cuna... ...cuna... At

4:17

some point, I thought he was going to

4:19

shush his own lips off. It was like

4:21

he had dreads and sometimes the

4:23

shushing was louder than the singing. Well,

4:26

that was his job. He'd given himself

4:28

a role. He was

4:30

in the cunus role. Yes. Now, he... This is

4:32

how we do it, Meredith. Cuna... Cuna...

4:35

Cuna... Cuna... Must

4:38

get Margaret O'Connor to make a cuna. Cuna's

4:41

level. He could talk. He was... These

4:43

were the rules and I wasn't privy

4:46

to the information of the rules beforehand.

4:48

He could speak. So he

4:50

could touch with me. He could say to me,

4:53

you know, probably do it on Wednesday or Tuesday.

4:55

Ah, yeah, we'll see how... That's

4:59

what he was doing. And he'd

5:01

go, lovely, shh. He

5:03

was honest. Honest, honest, honest.

5:05

Very funny. Did he cunus

5:08

you? He was

5:10

cunusing everyone. He was... Cunusing everyone.

5:14

There was no discrimination on who

5:16

he would cunus. As Wednesday sounds

5:19

like, is he fucking cunusing himself

5:21

because he's filming it? He goes,

5:23

lovely, shh. I was like, you're

5:25

the only one who spoke cunusing

5:28

himself. He

5:31

was in the fucking

5:34

zone. I was like, if I

5:36

could do anything, like with the

5:38

diligence that he had with this

5:40

fucking cunus, let a whole shush

5:43

in. Well, he's the

5:45

man he identifies. Fuck

5:47

you. I

6:00

guess that's cute. Yeah. Oh,

6:03

everyone's asking about love. And of

6:05

course he says to me, I say, she's

6:07

not and he goes, she's a bit of

6:10

a girl. That's

6:14

a pure compliment. That's a pure, she's a

6:16

bit of a girl. I say, she's a

6:18

bit of a girl. Like that's a compliment.

6:20

That's a compliment. Okay. Ah,

6:22

she's a bit of a fling girl. I'll

6:26

take it as a compliment. Ah, yeah, it's

6:28

kind of like she's, she's a ride and she's given

6:30

it socks. That's what a goer is. You

6:33

want to be careful now with that interpretation,

6:35

wouldn't you? No, a goer is a compliment.

6:38

Okay. Yeah. I would have done that. Okay,

6:40

well, so anyway, Sheamus Leto

6:42

Hall is up to fucking

6:44

hide-o ride. I

6:48

couldn't take my eyes off her dear

6:50

child. I can see,

6:53

I can see a little Jessica Fletcher in

6:55

the corner. I

6:58

should fix on this cuteness

7:01

character. Who

7:04

identified as cuteness and you identified as

7:07

Jessica Fletcher in the corner? You're well

7:09

met. He

7:13

was lying at right. So

7:16

George, because I was chatting to George then, I was like,

7:19

you're only after doing a gig and you're a good man,

7:21

you're doing another gig. And he's like, yeah, but you missed

7:23

the polls because that's where you start out. I'm

7:25

only copying on it with George, who left the big

7:28

gig and was now singing in the pub. Yeah. So

7:30

he said on stage before he finished, he said,

7:33

we're going down to Cobblehead. And then once the

7:35

call was in Castlevania, I would have been there.

7:37

I would have been. Yeah, it was great. So

7:39

like loads of people came down and he

7:42

I was saying, God, for a play to like, you've

7:44

just done a gig and you're doing another music. I

7:46

missed the pubs anyway. So he's singing low. Yeah, it's

7:48

about two o'clock now, right? And George has

7:50

sang a song that beautifully has sang the song. And he

7:53

goes, God, my voice is kind of going. And

7:55

he has a point and he goes to

7:57

start singing. Wonder when Cune is stepping. So

8:02

he goes to sing the movie.

8:04

I haven't seen you that excited

8:06

because we started this project. Fascinating. Okay,

8:09

go on. George goes to sing and he does the line

8:11

of the song and he just kind of clears

8:13

his throat and takes us up at this point.

8:16

Cunus' mate steps in. I was like, what

8:18

the fuck's going on now? Cunus'

8:21

mate moves the phone right

8:23

back up to the mate's

8:25

face. I never at all.

8:28

So George goes, lovely. And

8:30

I saw Cunus' mate with an opera

8:32

made up with that. Like George had

8:34

said, lovely. And he started singing

8:36

the song. It

8:39

was so, the tension, the tension because he just

8:41

really, he saw the second of opportunity now. George

8:44

has taken a cot. Cunus did or... Cunus'

8:46

mate. George cot and Cunus' mate stepped

8:48

in. Cunus was too busy to Cunus.

8:51

He was filming. He was

8:53

videographer. Right. So he took the opportunity.

8:55

Well, he was jumping and becoming the chief Cunus. Yes.

8:58

Amazing. And

9:00

it was just... Amazing. Drama.

9:03

It was drama and tension. Now,

9:06

I was trying to figure out who... I

9:08

was fascinated to see who Cunus was. I

9:10

wasn't sure because then I met a woman

9:12

outside and she told me that her

9:15

husband, Jimmy, 50 years,

9:17

she was with him, 50 years and he always

9:19

had this mustache and she was telling him for

9:21

the last 50 years to get rid of the

9:24

mustache. Right. And he didn't listen to

9:26

her. So why didn't he listen? Exactly.

9:28

But then, only there the other week, what did

9:30

he do? He came into it. She said

9:33

she was up in the couch, she had the feet up and he

9:35

came into her and he said, well, he

9:37

said, well, what? He goes, well,

9:39

and she started going like this. And she

9:41

looked and the mustache was gone. And she

9:43

said, oh, Jesus Christ. And then

9:46

she sent a picture to her daughter. Her daughter's been

9:48

going. She's three kids. She sent a picture to her

9:50

and... You got all this in

9:52

cobwebs. You got all this in cobwebs. Okay.

9:56

She sent a picture to her daughter. Oh,

9:59

Emma's gone. Emma's gone. The auditory get out

10:01

of the dad is and says at

10:03

and then she writes by some of

10:05

the what sucks is elevated like it's

10:07

since eleven it's eleven o'clock nice what's

10:10

going on was after happen and. So.

10:12

The daughter she has said studies after saving

10:14

us the most Us: oh my god he

10:17

has so nobody really knew. no nope says

10:19

he knows us and I was ice the

10:21

mamas and sauce for thirty years. He shaved

10:24

it off and know noses so could somebody

10:26

let me know his moustache man. The

10:28

Sosa because of the C. O

10:31

your children and all that the yeah you're

10:33

a this is what I like. you're doing

10:35

a proper Jessica Fletcher on a deep into

10:38

the tank and he couldn't have been see

10:40

soon as there until he really got rid

10:42

of the mustache because pick the wouldn't have

10:44

been the visibility there with the mustache so

10:46

consulting cause of i get in touch me

10:49

his head kuna sir and the most us

10:51

are they pay me I did the same

10:53

person they can get in touch on the

10:55

case has ever see how to see precise

10:58

Instagram pay as leave a message is now

11:00

so keep a. Tight met that and whatever.

11:02

all am joined us to see for ties is

11:04

yet I'm at because we like to hear from

11:06

his that's funny I wonder will get a response

11:08

I'd love to know or just to put all

11:10

the i would you learn thrills of they were

11:12

the same month. I think

11:14

I was because I quite liked the idea

11:17

of her been his wife says well. I

11:19

think that the perfect match. Okay, very

11:21

good. tells us what Irian cobwebs? So.

11:24

Ah, probably.

11:27

Oh. A boat

11:29

to his you know, a close but decided

11:31

to stop a lock on us. The. Phone

11:33

with jail in was given myself and

11:35

pass and list said did I mean

11:37

of about like I was well looked

11:39

after now a safer or your you

11:41

would be present video this is your

11:43

your guns know ours and now I'm

11:45

a i didn't know this is going

11:47

on like a fee and and sang

11:49

songs and all that but I did

11:51

I huddled and sing songs of a

11:54

haven't yet to nothing sans. Every

11:56

county has a different attitude. I think this

11:58

is every place is different. And even

12:00

Abby that place indoor plumbing stuff and yeah,

12:02

they are long gone on for such a

12:05

small place. Luck, Liquid Thousand and

12:07

characters on the bar and yams. Got

12:09

some role of know that Cracker. Some.

12:11

Other night and. Ah,

12:14

So yes I have. I'm alone. I want lawyer

12:16

about you're losing of your phone above us. What?

12:19

I wonder if. I

12:22

said he was if you lose your phone, might lose a

12:24

leg. As young as

12:26

a limb, Consumption of

12:28

so annoying oh beyond beyond the

12:30

on A went tell you what

12:32

happened I went to Bellsouth I

12:34

felt sorry for us to meet

12:36

even leave them down these I

12:38

know the difference I went and

12:40

a did say Todd's polecat yet

12:42

as saying yes ah and at

12:44

his six most. I

12:47

thought he was taller. The highlight known as because of them

12:49

to come. With us as I said

12:51

someone I met some. That was the first thing

12:53

I said to myself. Twitter followers are a dime

12:55

other Utah really go to assess. The

12:58

suit says my brother Saniora time to go

13:00

to the sub yeah I'm was he told

13:02

his six foot one oh yeah that so

13:05

yeah that is my neck of the woods

13:07

yet so wet a twelve us. that was

13:09

all good but I went past. And

13:11

the last summer was there in hollywood I

13:14

practice to cross the road but the park

13:16

and was gonna have to go find paid

13:18

for it though the machine some of them

13:20

same need to. Know.

13:22

I know it's a it's a stress know

13:24

top because the tag is a you can't

13:27

use your southern tags your though than either

13:29

of our mouth They had a t on

13:31

the box saying oh download this park Hopper

13:33

the concern going to appear. Again,

13:36

Anyway, good idea to demo this

13:38

up. Wouldn't recognize me details. Foreigner.

13:41

Foreigner an alias so they didn't put that part

13:43

in the peace process. The Freezer: A horde of

13:46

the I say decided i blow the up here

13:48

Loves. The. Ginger hadn't

13:50

or. As.was were

13:52

not have to not get mans this said

13:54

than other go on going to have to

13:56

go but no bit of money anymore says

13:58

no as an adult. The growth because it

14:00

would let it would kind of let months me

14:03

that a was working to know to me to

14:05

was neither was working for a way So they

14:07

oh yes that's the without ever and yeah that's

14:09

that's still a thing. I left us it and

14:11

then are not working at Gone and and Hm.

14:16

Of thousand ssl kill me now I wouldn't

14:18

the asians and be as pod the by

14:20

sundance get say that's your mom as own.

14:22

Just get this to get Park and any

14:24

other Leo for said load sibling. Do not

14:26

say. What

14:29

I saw his saw the flyers as

14:31

I say thank you Run a some

14:34

running now Have a pardon of Clay

14:36

Files are you get no blood may

14:38

it said It's a livestream A To

14:40

so I didn't once be taking the

14:42

piss. Of course in

14:44

on a mean. So I'm Rhonda now

14:46

and hadn't played me bug me. Phone

14:48

falls out a nice to scramble ball

14:51

the size of the ground I look

14:53

on I may I see a woman

14:55

who has of faith knowing why they

14:57

that this woman's life is the size

14:59

of a cereal box or that what

15:01

the fuck is going on. But anyway

15:03

she wasn't surprised when I had scheduled

15:06

to this. Wasn't until

15:08

after the same as asked me some of

15:10

the oh yeah hang on of also your

15:12

whatever it was nothing annoys me. Phone work

15:14

in the fall whatever were drafted died I've

15:17

now got to get busted open but our

15:19

phone I have to listen to the radio.

15:22

Or two and a half. Hours have you listened

15:24

to the radio received to ask for

15:27

two hours? know for two hours North

15:29

couldn't. Give

15:31

a shit about. The competition. Now

15:34

are the odds are. You

15:36

know another in a way that was. A

15:38

of but your it's nice At least you're you're You're

15:41

listen to what you want to listen to see is

15:43

over. Radiant A the kind

15:45

of over yet you have to be able to just

15:47

pick your bit. He. The Holy societal

15:49

yeah oh god no Go for not be able

15:51

to find you a are both of these is

15:54

less will have to Satnav would have fared as

15:56

it is a fairly lenient the Santa Ana com.

15:58

As an under cows well. Oh. So.

16:01

What would have that I feel utterly lost.

16:03

I don't like to set of unfair but

16:05

if it was belfast I think he be

16:07

okay. you'd figure at ice there's other places

16:10

might be bit trickier so she to listen

16:12

to the races listen to the radio. What

16:14

I'd say you were shop and check ah

16:16

code mans of couldn't cope. I have a

16:18

hard to get back because. Same

16:21

with go too much and then I had these

16:23

sorts of they should I pull into a petrol

16:25

station, ask them to use the saw. As I

16:27

am I get a grip. would you know a

16:29

number. Of I know his number yeah

16:31

killed by resides on his number that that

16:33

much like much I was it like get

16:35

a bit dramatic I got into picks the

16:37

same I switch phones broken could like as

16:39

if something are you okay so you know

16:41

nothings happened I just so happens I don't

16:43

have a way of communicating. get a grip

16:45

know what? I think everyone understands them because

16:47

he lose your phone Yeah he was gov of

16:50

out of a I was like I wasn't

16:52

sure what size though it's just I didn't

16:54

software just drove straight home and then a

16:56

hard to find mail phone but I see

16:58

I saw you before. Just. Before the

17:00

potus it's ah my Instagram I see. What!

17:04

She told them that now as you packed

17:06

the guy I am packed And frontier. Very

17:09

low forties for the podcast Today or

17:11

Today. okay you know yet I had

17:14

to bring today ice I parked in

17:16

front of you look at you fix

17:18

near make a community of I hate

17:20

that Jessica Fletcher the fly forced to

17:22

watch remake of one of the car

17:25

could have internet. Philosophy

17:28

Didn't than residents facade Weidman guide him or

17:30

her eye on my door to show that

17:32

you are a soda. Had to get a

17:35

variety of of a he didn't hear me

17:37

and then Isaac I was gonna run out

17:39

of them as I shrugged. Had a to

17:41

get the parking ask for. Here is. Because.

17:44

You know the way to get a new

17:46

phone and you've no found. You can link

17:49

the most because the phones broken. I don't

17:51

have me rather loose. I doubt you know

17:53

Domain is your last episode Know some of

17:55

the stuff was connected to my google and

17:57

that was okay. Is the passwords. Periods.

18:00

Word you know time I love like I

18:03

don't I don't know if you'll also as

18:05

your passwords and you lost your park and

18:07

I would have had. Don't understand why I

18:09

pulled a bus. For.

18:11

Sorry for satan. Yeah I

18:13

can't lie to be lost without accounting follow

18:16

yeah I guess I don't even read i

18:18

know a day what supplementary know what's happening

18:20

since the sea la soldiers have an iphone

18:22

which is absolute hell on our yeah I

18:24

was in town my this is a while

18:27

ago with for we realize how dependent on

18:29

the phones were yeah because I'm often of

18:31

needs as. You know I knew me way

18:33

in and I have as he didn't have the google

18:35

maps on of I arrived on apart one of those

18:37

on I went with my phone. Know

18:40

phone so I couldn't work.

18:44

Visa be plans for us to

18:46

talk about a phone that the

18:48

fire villa amp. Oh yeah, I

18:50

couldn't pass a comeback. I

18:53

know cash no oh my money was might

18:55

have on my phone and know cards i

18:57

didn't ring any one i couldn't him those

18:59

old ring any movie the don't want him

19:01

of number. I'll

19:04

have to go home. I

19:06

did on a up. I was

19:08

immobilized. That.

19:10

The word yeah you'd love to phone

19:12

at was no I hadn't. Rather than

19:15

that for I left as a solo.

19:17

On the whole, Lansdowne couldn't parts glimmering.

19:19

anyone couldn't tell anybody out there is

19:21

no pay for. I couldn't do any.

19:24

I couldn't function. Even.

19:26

If the where the pay phone I knew no one. Or

19:29

he'd you know no one's number.

19:31

Not one number could I recall.

19:34

And. I realized source in my head of the no

19:36

wonder why do I could go go to them and

19:38

I get cash. Who could I get to. Nobody.

19:41

Can think of anybody have a code name called they

19:43

are you near you round like to I was I

19:46

was in all I had to give in. And.

19:48

Get back in the car and drive home again. Ah

19:51

so vote have. become

19:53

yeah so i phone has everything we

19:55

have the full can foods mine fell

19:58

into the toys as as a Recently,

20:00

I grabbed it, you never saw me put my hand

20:02

down the toilet so fast in all your life. It

20:05

was clean now, as in... Yeah, yeah,

20:07

yeah. But I mean, where was I? It was,

20:09

I had a jacket, the kind of jacket was

20:11

loose and the thing just fell.

20:14

And it plopped. And it hadn't

20:16

entirely submerged. Like the top half of

20:18

it, well my hand was down. You

20:21

never saw faster reef like in the whole of your

20:23

life. It was like pulling that child's hand out of

20:25

a fire. That's

20:30

fucking... or you know when they're choking, do you

20:32

remember when they were choking? And

20:34

you put your hand down your

20:37

throat to get a bit of

20:39

food and you're like a fucking

20:41

lightning. You're

20:43

reflecting and you're in. Steve

20:47

was always amazed how fast I

20:49

got down those children's throats. He

20:54

was like, what's happening? I

20:57

don't know, I don't know, it would be out. That's

21:03

my mother's instinct. They'd still be looking at

21:06

us. Meanwhile,

21:09

my hands have

21:12

weighed down her neck. I

21:14

know, you literally scoop

21:17

and pile out of their stomach to

21:19

save their lives. Literally, literally, yes. Yeah.

21:23

And he's just got to the jack and he comes

21:25

back. That was the same reflex I

21:27

had when I saw the phone in the dark. It

21:30

was as if I was saving someone's life.

21:39

So I understand. Which

21:42

is otherwise the same size when you're trying

21:44

to save your child from something. Nearly

21:47

empty them in the problem. I'd say

21:49

that so lightly. Actually, saving

21:51

your child. Can we just say

21:53

this is real? It's so stressful.

21:56

It's still beyond stress. The fight or

21:58

flight is insane. of

22:00

my kids used to have a thing that if

22:02

they'd buy... They could be your kids. Yeah, well,

22:04

oh, Toby didn't have this thing.

22:07

Joe and Ella did that if they hurt themselves

22:09

in a particular way, they'd fucking

22:11

flop in your arms. Oh, I

22:14

know that. They'd have to flop. They'd have to flop.

22:16

That's very scary. The whole body goes limp. And you're

22:18

like, what the fuck? You literally have to bring them

22:20

back, Toby. I'm like, what the fuck? What the fuck?

22:22

You literally have

22:25

to bring... They

22:28

have to bring them back to life. The

22:31

whole body just goes limp. It's like, what?

22:34

They've obviously just faded or something. Yeah.

22:36

From a shock. But it's so scary.

22:38

Oh, stop. And they're not breathing, thing

22:40

that they do. They're just babies. Just

22:42

this. You're listening to a little sleeping

22:44

baby. It's

22:48

so bad. I'm

22:54

just out of gas. What the fuck?

22:57

Like, seriously. You

23:00

know, I was telling you about that about sleepwalking.

23:03

I've barged in rooms looking for babies. They're

23:05

perfectly okay in their cots. But I've

23:07

been in this kind of anxiety sleepwalking

23:10

days where I think the child's gone

23:12

missing. Or I'll go in the panic

23:14

to check the child. I'm

23:16

kind of shaking them. They're like, they're perfectly fine.

23:19

I've just had a weird anxiety dream.

23:22

Yeah. Just a parenting

23:24

dream, isn't it? My stomach feels

23:26

tense even thinking about this stuff.

23:28

Yeah. The chokers get off.

23:31

Yeah, the chokers. We're not doing

23:33

a parenting podcast. The chokers. The

23:35

chokers. What else do they do?

23:37

The chokers and the breathing and

23:39

the running ahead of you with

23:41

scooters and you can see

23:43

the road up ahead. Oh my God. Like

23:45

that carry on. That carry on. I would do most mornings

23:47

going to school. Do you ever see a toddler on a

23:49

scooter? They're already flying on a scooter. They're gone about 80

23:51

miles an hour. Oh, they are floating. They way north of

23:53

them. You can't catch them. You

23:55

can only scream at them. And

23:58

Hope something happens. Yeah around.

24:01

Since. Rose.

24:07

To secure a will have a toddler. For

24:10

look at as you like to. With

24:12

are they can see Azusa sunscreen

24:14

on those are only it's just

24:16

have to look at these little

24:18

elbow pads the are not lie

24:20

fight or flight nobody's terrifying Alia

24:23

term from thoughts it's so bad

24:25

and but I do notice tag

24:27

of i've ever heard of you

24:29

know like mother's even save my

24:31

eyes as acknowledge it has he's

24:33

had to mass of scares a

24:35

major choke in ab of his

24:37

fists of those is a Starbucks.

24:39

Oh yeah, and Honey was not a

24:42

baby. She was like. Fourteen.

24:44

All his english major major to

24:46

a literally has returned lying and

24:48

annual after he there ever a

24:50

returner apply down and he entertains

24:53

acetone us Albacete Know that Heimlich.

24:55

Maneuver. Ensues

25:01

part of the blue. Ah, and then the

25:03

other one was a year and very scary

25:05

and eleven was and she was a baby.

25:07

She's terrified. The Lakers aimed life. She.

25:10

Went vulcan purpose she what she was

25:12

a a bit edgy was a baby

25:14

and he is a have an ambulance

25:16

of all yeah and run the bath

25:18

of the top of the same animals

25:20

such as it's this assumes and suits

25:22

amount but anyway yes he's had to

25:24

to ask. My dad is also drown

25:26

us that was Hezbollah's he takes out.

25:29

For walks so we must. Sign.

25:32

Mother has been with have a little

25:34

do that isn't all. The

25:38

as i yell tight and summer so

25:40

we asked to st and as past

25:42

and what might happen server. Is.

25:45

He the ahead. He'd. Walk ahead

25:48

year. Even as a small saw had

25:50

like zero see the mother not only run us

25:52

you have eyes on our child is only that's

25:54

if diagnostic i will get has. To

25:56

sell it will always. Go back and

25:58

civic in that manner. That five.

26:01

About walk and ahead women. Generally. See

26:03

a couple that he's rocket adverse to as dumb

26:05

as on from the likes. Down. From

26:07

block and had a Milan Yosef lane for

26:09

don't away on his of the whole world

26:11

is watching. Take. Two steps

26:13

back and let Milan you go. First

26:15

you are inch to. their

26:18

massive ahead of him about his i my

26:20

face yet they when they worded letter stating

26:22

the dirty look i'm a with me longer

26:24

bags to stage. Wanna

26:29

be savored Jokes of all time? Not as

26:31

a matter of I'm Thousand and other Comedians

26:33

oaks It's up on line Cs air now.

26:36

Worth a comedian. The comedian is. Here

26:39

though the brain short circuit on name's

26:41

Richard Brake is a American. Huge.

26:43

Comedian American Red. Louis.

26:46

Ck Okay, yeah. I

26:48

think me brain cells or com a lack

26:50

of it since we started this fall. but

26:53

let's goods yeah it's bit of them. Tell

26:55

them off. Okay that's get the asked to

26:57

forget. Yes we're get yeah yeah my Mobilizing

26:59

is a conspiracy. But I also realize that

27:01

this. We're. Mobilizing you. Why

27:04

did as a square get the

27:06

grants for this is a I

27:08

tied. I forget that I'm. I.

27:11

Don't get an opportunity to be told them

27:13

funny out loud alas I mean when I

27:15

read write and jokes unless I see be

27:17

I know until everyone else him and I

27:19

was after which means his name comes with

27:21

are now but I has I have a

27:23

story on the Bezos against the have asthma

27:25

and they did not come to me and

27:27

or but I can't wait to hear all

27:29

of Isis of I'm Gonna Tell one of

27:31

my favorite joke such as Louis Ck with

27:33

earlier she mentioned men get married because the

27:35

minute the fact there are authorized the car

27:38

yes well he's as this joke about at

27:40

gonna hold it with the family. Yeah and

27:42

he says you know my favorite that I'm holidays as you

27:44

know when you pack up the car and you put the

27:46

missus in and you put the kids in the back and

27:48

you put the lovers in the booze and he says. And

27:51

then you'll be a close the Merlin and then

27:53

you walk around he said from your missus as

27:55

door. Around the car to your

27:57

site is in his. favor bit

28:00

of me holiday. It's

28:03

such a cracking joke. I

28:06

know that one and it's so true. That

28:08

little moment is the nicest moment.

28:10

That little walk of peace. Thirty

28:14

seconds. Look at them all there in

28:16

the car. I'll just

28:18

walk around here. Yeah, that's the lovely

28:20

little walk. Yeah, lovely. Oh,

28:23

I have to tell you this one, George Murphy

28:25

told me. Okay. I

28:27

have to tell you this because I called

28:29

a few when he told me this, right?

28:31

Oh, yeah. He said that when...

28:33

So, he's after being on the telly show and

28:36

all that and he's 17. And

28:38

remind me what the telly show was. Was it an

28:40

Irish show? It was an Irish show, yeah. Like an

28:42

X Factor. Yeah. But kind

28:44

of say our first one. So, I think it was quite

28:46

big. It would be lovely to have an X Factor Irish

28:48

type show with the Cunus character. He

28:52

could definitely be a floor manager though. Cunus.

28:56

Okay. Cun, anyway.

28:59

He says he's 17 and he

29:01

gets this call to go to

29:04

Japan to do some show like...

29:06

Not court time. Not court time.

29:10

Japan is calling. Nice. Nice.

29:13

The Irish Japanese community in Japan, they

29:15

want him to come out. They

29:17

want to do some sort of Irish gig

29:20

thing, whatever. X Factor. Yeah.

29:23

But he can't... Whatever the DDO is, he can't

29:25

go on his own because he's only 17. He

29:27

has to go with that. But we need the

29:29

chaperone. That's the word for here. Chaperone, yeah. And

29:31

there's a whole show thing going on, right? And

29:34

they have these monk chaps, right? And

29:36

all the gear. Right.

29:40

Monk chaps. They're just monks. Monks.

29:43

Okay. The monks and all the gear. All

29:46

the gear. George, that's lovely. All

29:49

the gear, right? And then they look and

29:51

they see these young fellas in

29:54

the monk outfits as well, right? The

29:57

monkeys? Just

29:59

young, like he's like... they're kind of

30:01

like teenagers. So

30:04

they've got the adult monks and the

30:06

young monks and

30:08

his dad says to someone there, they're trying to figure

30:11

out what's going on with the younger lads you know

30:13

and you know

30:15

they've never been to Japan before what's

30:17

going on and his dad says to

30:19

somebody he goes the young

30:22

fellas there are they trainees? Yeah

30:26

and the person responds no

30:29

they're Japanese. So

30:38

they were just in Japanese gear.

30:42

None of

30:44

them are monks he said they

30:47

trainees in a Doba accident. But

30:55

they were just Japanese. She's

31:00

gone. They

31:02

were Japanese monks

31:04

but when his dad said

31:07

are they trainees they

31:09

thought he had said are they Chinese?

31:16

Okay they said no

31:18

Japanese. They

31:20

thought they were the Dublin pigs and

31:23

they were getting totally fucking confused about

31:25

where they even were. Very funny and

31:27

reminds me of a cat that was

31:29

a piece of joke but it does

31:31

remind me Jason Burns joke about

31:34

his cousin or somebody who was trans

31:36

and they were saying now so and

31:39

so now called day and he's coming to the

31:41

house and they knew that his dad wouldn't be

31:44

able to cope with this so the mother had

31:46

him wound up and said now this

31:48

is day it's day and you're all

31:50

the usual and they arrived

31:52

they arrived at the door with a

31:55

partner who was also day and the

31:57

dad. Jason

32:00

said, Paddy, out of the door and they and

32:02

somebody said to him, now Paddy, this is day

32:04

and he said, I'll hurry you Dave, come on

32:06

in. Touch

32:11

of the Japanese about that, isn't it? Yeah, touch of

32:13

Japanese. Yeah, same territory. It's due

32:15

to play about it, sadly. I want

32:17

you to... Oh, Chinese. Oh. You

32:20

know the job acts and trainees.

32:22

Yeah. Trainees? Are you playing

32:24

is? No, Japanese. Oh,

32:27

man. How

32:31

is the games? I

32:35

can't wait to hear. House of games.

32:38

Where do I begin? I

32:41

had an epic week. I've had an epic...

32:43

Yeah, yeah. Epic and scale. Whopper. Whopper.

32:47

Not just me, the whole house. It

32:49

was a whopper week for the Broadway.

32:51

Yes. Whopper, right?

32:54

Steve had a surgery, my Steve. Yeah.

32:57

Grant, no alarms now because I'm sure

32:59

people saw me on the Tom Materne

33:01

show talking about him. He's absolutely perfectly

33:04

fine working away on his laptop

33:06

doing the rushes for his film, right? So, let's get that

33:08

out of the way first. However,

33:10

while I was doing House of Games and

33:14

finishing House of Games, I was then taking a

33:16

train because that was in Manchester, because the BBC

33:18

is in Manchester now, down to London because Holly,

33:20

my daughter, was in a play, her final play

33:22

in Lambda. Okay. But

33:25

I was still waiting to get

33:28

a call from the surgeon to

33:30

see if himself was okay and

33:33

I was getting antsy because four hours had

33:35

passed, four hours on the table is long

33:37

and you're waiting for a phone call from

33:39

a surgeon. Then the play was about to begin, I had

33:41

to put the phone off. So, I was getting

33:43

highly stressed now because I thought,

33:45

okay, I need to ask the

33:47

phone to surgeon but I'm watching

33:49

a student play. The

33:52

person who was really having the most stress was my son Daniel, as

33:54

he was doing a junior cert homey. the

34:00

economics exam and he took up chicken wings and

34:02

cupcakes and he was sweating and up the

34:06

walls. So between the play, House of

34:08

Games, the surgeon and the home economics

34:11

exam, I was

34:13

like, Eclipse? Anyone? I

34:16

was back to that. I was like, mental,

34:19

mental. And I was going on there. I was

34:21

like, no, I'm not going on. And the House

34:24

of Games had actually happened the night before and

34:26

I was wired. But

34:31

you know, as a woman, I do feel a

34:33

lot of time you have this thing, you don't

34:35

want to cause anyone any hassle. Oh yeah. You

34:37

know, you don't want to be putting people out.

34:39

Come here. Because everyone has their own fucking lives

34:41

and families to go back to after a day.

34:43

Completely. That's you and me. That's not everyone. Not

34:46

everyone is as reasonable as that. No,

34:48

no. It's mostly the men. People

34:50

are very involved. It's the women of the men. It's

34:53

the men. Yeah. Oh,

34:56

I had a moment on House of Games where I

34:58

had a black shirt and

35:00

I had two fabulous chains.

35:02

Big, silver, chunky. Oh, lovely. Yeah.

35:04

Very rattle. Very cool. The sound

35:06

man nearly had a conniption. Oh

35:09

yeah. I hate it. I came down and said, these are

35:11

rattling. I said, you know what now? I love. No,

35:13

I was trying to, I just thought now the sound

35:15

man can annoy me. Yes. And

35:17

I love them. But my God. They love jewelry.

35:19

If there's a little thing in the neck with

35:21

a necklace and you're like, can you just deal

35:24

with this? Why don't you put the mic up

35:26

on the collar up there? You know, it's not

35:28

a drama. It's not a period drama. They hate

35:30

the jewelry. Yeah. But this is a reality show.

35:32

So it's not you need to hide the mic.

35:34

Yeah. Everyone can see the mic. So put it

35:37

up here. No, he's having his young

35:39

fill and he's having a conniption. And I'm going, I don't

35:41

want to take the jewelry off because without this it's

35:43

nothing. I know. So

35:46

I'm going, listen, I

35:49

know I've worn this on telly before. It's

35:52

grand. So I'm, I'm, I'm squaring him in the

35:54

eye and I'm going, you've only the one job

35:56

now. I'm answering questions here to beat the band.

35:59

I'm in full. all the fight or flight

36:01

here and you're worried about a rattling me

36:03

Jane around me neck. So

36:05

anyway, no, I couldn't do enough. I couldn't

36:07

do what you tried. But the next thing

36:09

we're on the floor and everybody's waiting for

36:11

Deirdre because it's happening

36:13

on the floor in my chair and

36:16

suddenly I've become Beyonce. He's causing

36:18

a fully right about the noise.

36:21

He's going to shame you into taking the half. You

36:24

know, I just wanted, I didn't, without the jewellery it

36:26

was nothing as you said. So I was a bit

36:28

like, come on now, I'm fighting for me. Fight

36:31

for me life. Fight for me love here. Fight for me life. I

36:34

mean, if you're going to be picked, at least look well.

36:36

You know what I mean? Have something. Have something. Oh,

36:38

I know exactly what, because it happened to me on

36:40

Clear History. I had a sequin, a sequined

36:44

cowboy jacket with

36:47

like fringing and everything. Magic. And

36:49

what? Watch out. Oh

36:52

yeah, Clear History. Yeah. I had to take it

36:54

off because it was reflective. Oh.

36:56

Terrible. Terrible. What

36:58

did you get like instead? Nothing.

37:02

You just wore the t-shirt. Yeah.

37:05

What a come down. I really needed something to

37:07

kind of jive up. Well, I tell you, we were

37:09

having a moment on the floor then because everyone was

37:11

waiting for Beyonce to make, you know, to... Is that

37:14

okay? Yeah, and it was a good five minutes and

37:16

then I really started feeling mortified and I said, I'm

37:18

so sorry. I'm so sorry for delaying you. Oh no.

37:20

And I remembered there was a scarf up in the

37:22

room. I said, there's a scarf up in the room

37:24

and you go and get the long scarf. So then

37:27

it was sending people to run for me. Do you

37:29

know this? Carry on. Next

37:32

thing. There's a runner running, you know,

37:35

there's somebody running up the stairs to

37:37

get a scarf for Deirdre. I

37:39

was right, though. The scarf looked great. And

37:41

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37:43

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Tight! So

39:19

we were like, oh my God, OJ has died. And

39:21

you know, got into the hole. OJ's what age is

39:24

he? What happened or

39:26

whatever? But Ella was there. Sure, Ella

39:28

didn't know who OJ was. And

39:31

it's just that thing of like how it

39:33

was such a huge colossal thing

39:36

at the time. And the reason

39:38

and the reason and the reason

39:40

to talk about him is that

39:42

this was one of the last

39:44

moments pre-phones. It was

39:46

pre-internet. So everyone was driving home

39:48

to watch the news.

39:51

I mean, hair in home. Yeah, to

39:53

watch the news. And you

39:56

were listening to it on the radio. Radio Emma. The

39:58

radio and hair. We were caring

40:00

home to get the telly news. I mean, we

40:02

were obsessed. But we've all come to it with like one

40:04

village. We were all watching the same

40:06

thing. And the chase down that, whatever

40:08

the highway was called. I never forget

40:11

it. That love, that love of them

40:13

fit. Keith O'Kaylin, Keith O'Kaylin,

40:15

you've got to quit. What were all

40:17

the lines? I mean, it

40:19

was just extraordinary. Yeah, I just think

40:22

she's... Keith O'Kaylin. You forget him, the

40:24

little blonde surfer dude who knew nothing.

40:27

Oh, he would have been the take on that. Keith

40:32

O'Kaylin, that love doesn't fit the

40:34

racism, the...oh my...the madness

40:36

of it all. But that

40:38

was the last, I'd say, him and Roy

40:40

Keane. For me, they were the only two

40:42

things that I ever watched. The World Cup,

40:44

Roy Keane, Storm and Ace. Yes. And

40:47

OJ. That's what I associate them with. The

40:50

old days. So, Roy Keane

40:52

and OJ are two lads that

40:54

you think of. But

40:56

they were the two. That everyone, we were

40:58

all running home. To see and watch. So, I'm

41:00

just gonna tell you, I'm here on that radio.

41:03

And Ella probably doesn't even know who Roy Keane

41:05

is either. You know what I mean? Oh, I

41:07

should have known who Roy Keane is. But isn't

41:10

it funny how everything is so...how people consume their

41:12

news and all that is so dispersed? That we

41:14

can all be tipping about, but

41:17

we all have...like, you

41:20

know, we're not all watching the same thing. Yeah, nothing

41:22

will ever be that universal again. You

41:25

know, it's extraordinary, isn't it? Like,

41:28

when you think about the six channels on

41:30

the six TV...the six TV... I'm

41:33

just talking about the fact that those stars back in the

41:35

day were massive stars. Oh,

41:37

that was stars. If

41:40

you were a news reader or you were a talker,

41:42

you were Terry Wogan. The whole

41:44

country was watching you. You're like

41:46

Gay Byrne. Yes. Everyone knew you.

41:49

Everyone watched the late-late. Everyone discussed

41:51

it the next day. We were

41:53

a community, all watching the same

41:55

thing. There's not a person in the country

41:57

who wouldn't know who Gay Byrne is. No, God

41:59

no. No I know about some know

42:01

and you could say the same for

42:03

too busy and now for for ram.

42:05

Patrick was. Not everybody is

42:08

you know what you're not here in his of doesn't the

42:10

water cooler wrong with the next day of did you see

42:12

to to hear his no no no one's I'll watch in

42:14

the same stuff. How.

42:17

Does the other thing Now I think the

42:19

Call of Events Tv. Like.

42:22

Big Brothers were a lot of like Love

42:24

Island for example would get in the elmer

42:26

Now Love Island will become at the be

42:28

a good portion of people who were glued

42:30

to the violence on it will be a

42:32

tell combined. Sometimes I

42:34

wish though we're not for too long. I

42:36

mean don't get me wrong, but like the

42:38

spores says voice okay line as will you

42:40

have would you been a Long Island watches

42:43

I've watched a couple of series to and

42:45

if you have that know I love more

42:47

I am I more Higgins was on. That

42:49

was yeah. Plot was a good well as

42:51

p Glove. Island moment was he was god

42:53

she gave good health coverage the I watched

42:55

this at My fellow says we hear you

42:57

brought me a broader up to the day

42:59

he's a sophomore at like more hatred for

43:02

procedure like it. Receives

43:04

is an incredible reality

43:06

star. Phenomena. I

43:09

read the whole thing. a laid back in

43:11

the pit who? the people who cast those

43:13

people a reality tv star as a particular

43:15

type of staff and when they get it.

43:18

rice? Yeah cause

43:20

there's like there has to be light and shade

43:22

them. They can't be just like. You

43:24

know yet? he. ah yes I will

43:26

play both. The high would be better

43:29

if I think the common denominator between

43:31

who makes us for yeah as a

43:33

reality sir his humor. For. Women who

43:35

are on the better for me. Yeah.

43:38

So obviously more of a to fall back. it's like

43:40

she's. Beautiful. Look yes

43:43

and. she

43:46

was slamming lives like would you ever

43:48

forget or entrance as long as it

43:50

out of gas once you didn't say

43:52

much around tommy security the until or

43:54

off the huge difference warm it and

43:57

they're like i am gonna make us

43:59

watch sir I remember the fella she was with. What is

44:01

this? The boyfriend. Yeah, yeah,

44:03

yeah, yeah. I never got her entrance.

44:05

I never got her. I was like, Oh

44:07

my God. And you were kind of horrified

44:09

initially because she was like in the eyes.

44:11

Do you remember at the

44:13

table? She went full. What's the word? She

44:17

was like, no, do

44:19

you know what she was like? She was like you. She

44:21

was like you on the last episode of Long. She

44:24

was a goer. She was a goer. She was

44:27

like me on the last episode of Long. Do

44:31

you know the fella that she ended up with

44:33

in there? Oh,

44:35

the dancer child. Oh, you totally do. I

44:37

remember him. I know him. He

44:40

was on my dancer with the stairs. What's he? Yeah,

44:42

two degrees of separation for Deirdre. What's

44:45

his name? Do you remember the name? Kurt. Kurt.

44:49

Kurt. Kurt. Kurt.

44:52

But there, so for my local chipper, now there's other chippers

44:54

as well. Oh, here we go. We're back to the local

44:56

chipper. No, we're back to the local chipper. The local chipper

44:58

and the pizza boxes. They have this chef

45:00

chap, right? Where is she going with

45:02

this? Go on. This chef

45:04

chap and the kids get pizza. Buzz J.

45:06

Rayner. Oh, I'm sorry. And I

45:09

look at this box and I stop

45:12

and now it's a, not a cartoon. It's

45:14

not a photograph. It's like a painting, but it's

45:16

not printed out, obviously. They're

45:18

not my local chipper fucking doing oil paintings.

45:20

Anyway, it's courteous. Have

45:23

you not seen this? He's on a pizza box. There

45:26

is this like chipper pizza branding

45:28

and it's fucking him. Wow.

45:31

It's him. Do you know? Yeah,

45:33

I think I'm paid. I just don't know. I do

45:35

a little drawing that looks like courteous. Nobody

45:38

can remember a second name. And him and

45:40

the brother. And the entire thing. I don't know.

45:43

Kurt is Pritchard. Oh, what's the brother? Kurt is

45:45

Pritchard. And he has a brother who is on

45:47

Strictly. Yeah. Called JJ. JJ

45:50

Pritchard? Or JJ Pritchard. Maybe. Or

45:53

was he a professional dancer on your one? Yes. What

45:56

planet are you living on? What did you think of us?

45:58

A Pizza box promoter. Well,

46:01

a token rather have a very small

46:03

arms, crossed paths and small circles or

46:05

emeritus of them low violent but also

46:07

under the third than I did my

46:09

late late show Christmas with Mara Oh

46:11

dear to us. Are. Very impressed

46:13

with she's lovely snows in the ass

46:16

shit you know under the reason she

46:18

did so well. As you said, she

46:20

kicked the door down for the my

46:22

which she has this. A

46:24

ground. as you know, the best, the

46:26

best of Irish. The best thing? A

46:28

metal. Yes. We're. Kind of the

46:31

souls of the earth that we like. We

46:33

are very down to earth. yes and when

46:35

somebody isms. When. Well I'll

46:37

have some allies. yes if I put somebody

46:39

gets sales and becomes may. Have.

46:42

An adult Zola? Carry on the whole

46:44

lives until I get. A

46:47

good like that would allow that because

46:50

the word for somebody becomes a bit

46:52

of a diva answer to talk and

46:54

site. he goes your most of us

46:56

over there you're off brand your off

46:58

brands because what we do is go.

47:01

That's as as we have a bit

47:03

a car bomb someone suffering with. They

47:06

lose. it's we gonna go? Once you're. You're

47:10

not getting this raises. A lovely town

47:12

says use of is up I he

47:14

ever gets because any to the south

47:16

and I got any and your Niazi

47:19

an or sakara say the blind sheik.

47:21

She remained Longford at all times. Sit

47:23

in a crack in there and she

47:25

was able to do the full glamour.

47:28

Get. The big deals get the big comes.

47:30

I played a great game though. does he.

47:33

Say the gray guess is located the

47:36

doors. Off which came in but she did

47:38

it when she came out of that show was wireless a

47:40

is he doesn't think the smarts or in there. And

47:44

she looks Sabia sauce with gorgeous within. A little

47:46

said Allah ever forget Mates on to become Hope

47:49

it's about So as long as a live with

47:51

with us I am opposite be like more. Reagan's

47:53

looking like a Heifer. i

47:55

want to bet on earth and bar

47:57

sends the plane a goon and paris

47:59

oh geez is crying. No regrets because

48:01

you don't want to be sitting beside

48:03

Maura Higgins on an off day. Pat

48:06

Short was in between us. That

48:09

took a bit of pressure off, didn't it? Thank

48:13

God for Pat. We've got the

48:16

lad left and Laura off camera.

48:18

That sounded so mean and so

48:20

rude about Pat. No, but

48:22

it's going to take a bit of pressure off. Yeah, I

48:24

didn't want to sit beside her. You don't want to sit beside

48:26

very good looking people. No. You want to

48:28

be two chairs down. Oh,

48:31

big stuff. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Pat

48:33

Short is

48:35

on brand. Pat Short is on brand. Pat, press Saws

48:37

of the Earth. Saws of the Earth. And he was

48:39

very funny that night. He told a very funny story.

48:41

I can't remember it, of course. But

48:44

he's sitting there laughing, having the time in your life. We

48:47

had a lovely time though. We did. We did great. It

48:49

was a Christmas show, so everyone was in

48:52

high spirits. Yeah, and everyone in the show

48:54

was kind of glintered to their break and

48:56

all that. And that's kind of, yeah. All

48:58

of that. I'm trying to think.

49:00

We all got up to sing a Christmas song. I

49:02

remember that. Oh, yeah, the

49:05

fake, the fake Snoke and Down and the whole. Oh my

49:08

God. I was to be peaking

49:10

when I was watching this at home.

49:12

Don't remember that. He's all got up to sing

49:14

a Christmas song. Yeah. The late late. The fake

49:16

Snoke and Down. Yeah. Fuck.

49:20

Did you get the inside? So

49:23

you started a Christmas song. The fake Snoke. Pat

49:25

is very fond of the games. He's bringing games

49:27

back to the late late. Is he? Is

49:30

he going to do the young scientist

49:32

thing? What's that? I probably

49:34

was obsessed with bringing out the young scientists all

49:37

the time. There are kids in school who claim

49:39

that they've invented something, but it's really the fucking

49:41

teacher and they get on the front of the

49:43

independent. But that's the late, late, you know, isn't

49:45

it? Okay, we'll have... Are the people

49:47

doing the antique? Well, we don't have enough celebrities, as

49:50

you know. No. It's very hard to fill out a

49:52

couple of hours. Oh,

49:56

yeah. That's a little

49:59

bit dynamic. We don't even want something to

50:01

pay for that. Do you know that? We pay

50:03

to see you eating them all. Not eating. AMS

50:05

or? Isn't that what it's called? ASMR. Whenever

50:08

I don't know what you're talking about. ASMR? Are

50:11

you fucking joking? You've never heard of it? No. Oh,

50:14

that's weird. Maybe I have. But I have.

50:17

But I have. What? You

50:19

don't people go onto microphones and they tap the

50:21

microphone and they make like little

50:23

noises and they open things. Yeah.

50:26

And... That's a Foley artist. What?

50:29

A Foley artist? That's

50:31

what's called a Foley artist when you're making sound

50:33

effects. Are you talking about... The

50:35

person who creates sound effects is called a Foley

50:38

artist. You're not talking about that though are you?

50:40

No. You're talking about... You're talking

50:42

about two showways. People have YouTube accounts. What?

50:44

Where? Oh, I don't

50:47

know. Oh, mother. This is generational. Millions,

50:49

millions followers. Ask the kids

50:51

about this now. They have millions of

50:53

followers because they make noises into microphones.

50:56

Yes. They tap on boxes and...

50:59

Well, it's

51:03

happening on boxes I can understand. You

51:06

get millions of followers for that. Tune

51:10

in to that myself. Because as

51:12

you know, I'm a bit of a goer. I

51:20

think we've come full circle. I

51:26

think it's done. I

51:30

don't think I can do any more today. ASMR

51:33

sounds like something you should get medication

51:36

for. I know. It's

51:38

not to the ADHD a bit. What's wrong with

51:40

you? Give

51:45

me a double down for the concert. It's

51:47

big business. It's big business. This

51:50

is wild. How can

51:52

someone make a noise into

51:54

a microphone for big business? I

51:56

actually think you would love it if you

51:58

put the headphones out. and you listen to

52:01

it. I've had the last of it, I

52:03

guess, but the opening Christmas packet. Yeah, yeah.

52:06

You're telling me, does this soothe

52:08

people or does it give them a kick? No,

52:10

I think for some people it soothes them. Maybe

52:12

it's kind of like white noise, you

52:14

know? Right. Oh, it's big

52:17

business. I can't believe it. Explain

52:20

that to me. Quickly now. In

52:22

your ear. See the pipe. In your ear,

52:25

so they have like really good mics and

52:27

stuff so that when you listen to it,

52:29

it sounds like they're just kind of speaking

52:31

to you in your ear. There's people that

52:33

would have private challenge where you could pay

52:35

for particular stuff. Is

52:37

this a sexy thing? Maybe for some people

52:39

it's a sexy thing, but if you looked

52:41

on YouTube, it's all very clean. It's all

52:43

very... Honestly, it's just

52:46

tap on boxes. I

52:48

wonder what they did back in the day for

52:51

this satisfaction, you know, before the technology. Well, they just

52:53

sat. People must have had this need. They sat there

52:55

with bubble wrap and pudders. No, they did. They got

52:57

a shell from the beach. Yeah, and put it to

52:59

their ear. They put a shell to their ear. And

53:02

people aren't doing that anymore. And

53:04

they'd lie down in the grass. They

53:06

take time out to be mindful and lie down

53:08

in the dunes. Remember lying down in the dunes

53:10

with the young fella? Yeah. With

53:12

a young fella? Well, you went to

53:14

the desert, you did, when you were a kid. You

53:17

went into the dunes. That's how I got pregnant and

53:19

fucked the horse down. Yeah, exactly. Precisely. I was going

53:21

to be like, fucking me, James! I was going to be like, fucking me, James! I was

53:23

going to stay away from a dune. Just call out a dune. Dune,

53:26

Dorne. I nearly called her Fia Punto. That's

53:32

what I fucking let her go. Fian, oh so good!

53:37

That is so good. Victoria

53:41

Beckham has Brooklyn. I

53:45

have my vision. That's brilliant! How

53:47

am I? Is that a bit? Nope. You

53:50

need to make it a bit. Now

54:00

the Brooklyn and Co father other

54:02

child's broke them of them. sort

54:04

of the had the Rise in

54:06

Brooklyn Bridge yeah Romeo, Romeo least.

54:09

Ah well. Romeo, it never got an

54:11

Irish person called this all wrong way.

54:13

say they would have let the whole

54:15

island down there now that's been roaming.

54:18

Okay, you've got. you've lost your cup

54:20

on each member. There was somebody suggested.

54:23

Givers fit last name. Suggests

54:26

the so we have a to

54:28

closer so that the river but

54:31

it was like so that the

54:33

bridge of they wanted to call

54:35

the area so ah. So.

54:39

So that the bridge. So both and

54:42

I always remember some lunch wizards as

54:44

gold, silver. Up

54:46

for our. Society.

54:52

The Medicis. Oh wow, yeah, that's all

54:54

you need. We need a minister for

54:57

cop. Ah, discriminate. Never comp us Virgin

54:59

Islands. I Romeo and I are the

55:01

and the whole island. It's a. Get

55:04

her kebab. Kebab. She loves her car bombs.

55:06

You know, quite a pouch of the glad

55:08

when it's another one. Book what they call

55:11

Decides Apple. To. Last as

55:13

a load up at her say some. Came

55:15

here as he booked Soames show. In

55:18

three arena or some. I was thing

55:20

on sale. Yeah. And nobody's calling.

55:24

Me in Ireland. Assembly which is has

55:26

to take my side and say. In.

55:30

The to come upon is a polygamous

55:32

and necessary I may as them are

55:34

yeah or stay for granted in a

55:36

teacup on that won't allow it. Know

55:38

they might allowed have enough from Ireland

55:41

but if you're from Maryland know you

55:43

get away with other and as Irish

55:45

yam it's Irish people. can't be doomed

55:47

can I couldn't all me child raising

55:49

are some some a brazen don't see

55:52

us. To

55:58

that's what you would reduce. I had a

56:01

dog the I might have thought officer

56:03

I say I want to call I

56:05

think it was Joe. I wanted to

56:07

call him Chester. Oh yes sir yes

56:09

sir. After the sofa or what he

56:11

was conceived on the Chesterfield. Just

56:15

so I to the Brooklyn luckily had that.

56:20

Answer. Surveys. S

56:23

what about said to for a day when

56:25

he's a are you might get a grip

56:27

and he's like was no he doesn't have

56:30

my second every so what's your second name

56:32

as a door. To

56:34

door and chested drawers to they put a

56:36

class in a photo ops is like well

56:38

done sir and I say okay so we're

56:40

not to meet someone else is right and

56:42

marrow every what was your latte I love

56:44

You guys are censored or. Assembly

56:48

of mine he was are involved with her

56:50

go with were reconceived that and best. Buy

56:54

broadly a byproduct of of under

56:56

the best. What's wrong with that?

56:58

the Brooklyn Bridge and second vehicles

57:00

of as it goes with. It

57:05

hosted subway. The different parts of the bed was a

57:07

top of the bed but with the bad. Times.

57:11

To sometimes nighttime. No. I

57:15

wouldn't consider said he added says

57:17

and another your age and you

57:19

wouldn't not consider an alfresco ride.

57:21

but it wouldn't be alfresco rise

57:23

yeah, months as compared with the

57:26

Pontiff analysis guy. I'd say oh

57:28

yeah, I'm not because as I.

57:32

said some the weather see as

57:35

his office. But.

57:37

Savage. changeable, Reliably

57:40

and implant so senseless I just

57:42

wouldn't know where the road as

57:44

a good day. They

57:51

always rivers was years ago, television got

57:53

the rise and nice. Los Alamos killer.

57:57

Yet to school know that the fluoride in the

57:59

night. As the

58:01

he had i'm a key at a rate

58:03

he had a mac o he put are

58:05

some I had a mac there was a

58:08

must for the much the when remains alive

58:10

or well composed of has a collector thousand

58:12

they were right in the way at the

58:14

side there with the much yeah but friends

58:16

ghosts in their yeah. I've

58:18

react as soon as I have like

58:20

me like yeah yeah now know but

58:22

among humans have. Confidence

58:25

in other words you considered like.

58:28

Bite. My Billie Joe hi I'm the Zealand

58:31

part of Israel was right now. Nobody

58:33

knows. Society Boy as I

58:35

decided, right? Yeah, yeah, and the coast.

58:37

Play as. It

58:40

is. it is. Yea I guess against yeah

58:42

that were right in the people out there.

58:44

I know you don't know and you're golden

58:46

path me then I would your ticket collector

58:48

Golden their minds right Me here now. But

58:50

you know what the reality of it is

58:52

everyone. more compasses go. To. Them I

58:55

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59:01

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