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that i've course mean b twelve my prayers

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it's not to god precise it's affirmations

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and in the morning i look at the married go you got

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this year the fuckin best it

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they'll know what they're up to go get of now

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apparently based on things i read you can only

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do in the morning if you do it naming your piece of shit

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fairly at the tissue in

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the morning as only time you can do it but

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i got it and silent trailers have come

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up and that this saturday july

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sixteen

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yeah this and seven trailers

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is very special to me and we live

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in new york so i see a lot of

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famous people all time just walking around

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never recognize them that's what they love

1:38

about me living here but

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every once in awhile i have recognized people

1:43

recently we recognize andrew dice

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clay to sit in an apartment as an

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elephant

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this weekend i recognize somebody some

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sex in the city you

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know charlotte's mother in law funny

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is very uptight woman now

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i don't know her name and that's like probably

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good for her civilian that's why a savage as

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don't mind that was describing

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heard describing heard she would describe it

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some but somehow would start with a pig

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because it be bathed in the city and then

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the summer get to sell trailers is the best

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kinda not knowing anything about hollywood makes it even

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better of course image

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the hollywood the best square do you think you watch

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the us

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kurz you want my description

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sounded described the movie trailer that

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the apparently she's never seen before or heard

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of trailers and then i

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have to guess what it is of vs

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of course a other comedians working together

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as a team we had just

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the other day the that's

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production meeting that i try

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to sneak into sometimes

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this is where we figure out the categories

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of the next sale and taylor's and of sailing

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taylor

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in general only come up with some funny stuff

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sender we work it out and it's a secret

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what he did with people can get the points based

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off of what they can decipher

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oscar category yes sir keith try

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to sneak in this is one of the meetings and keeping

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the girl that he's not allowed to come in you

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the listener are allowed to come and she's not allowed

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to come in and this time

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he got his system

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my sister

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i i thought i guys have i had

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i thought i had the i had on makeup

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cause robes doesn't really fit right but okay

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in a muscles or explains years hormone problems

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and maybe it's low harry down there by

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thy is he says you go figure it

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out pretty fast i wasn't sure

3:33

because again with the make of the car put

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on me i had an airing and everything

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wait a minute hi i'll put on this nation

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yes she was over here

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you say they looked a little love not

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profess i think

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she's trying to i think was more humble surface

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area you can cover you know the and

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other buying loon perfect

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yeah he who you are go

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like this is how we

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did you make up a kid parties right

3:59

they did when i first they would hire

4:02

us and is be like all we call it a glamour

4:04

party and would put little nail polish on

4:06

them and little makeup on them and

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i would go like

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regular adult makeup normal

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home of their own

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color and like very

4:17

late he's any i made

4:19

up and then i look over and people

4:22

as so happy that the make up the they're getting

4:24

by they're person next to me it's as much

4:26

blue and colors as they can get

4:28

on their eyes it's as much moose

4:31

and as red as deliver the goods because

4:33

they're not doing it should be subtle into hide

4:35

wrinkles and said sis to look young

4:38

they're doing it

4:39

color and that's what you with idea

4:42

and looking back

4:45

you guys knew the whole time that it was really may right

4:47

because bethany said i

4:49

think our kids sister

4:51

has to go

4:52

but i say we allow the stay

4:54

and i really did after go because my air with

4:56

swollen up from the a paperclip that i

4:58

used as an airing so i

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had to get added there but looking back you

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knew the whole time i don't see how

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i the south i was telling stories

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you know as my sister about keith lemon

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on i could

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if you haven't really seen every movie

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he said

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yeah no it's users

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she was telling was story about how kyle

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ah i gave her gave necklace

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for her birthday as part of other

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things i'll get into and i'll

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said the

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how could succeed oh it's my

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birds stoned thinks he said

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source for

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you guys in an employee's handling employee's handling away with

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max for yes that's

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so much fun i can believe you come up with something

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new every single time can we please

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post that picture

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sure

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really not now

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the know i

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know i'll like it or any said

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really an alleged okay know

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of the wives their disappears in see

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here's like it's one of the wide sears that somebody

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is somebody husband has that

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grinder sound pretty

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then and and that woman goes all my husband

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place i came to

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then just think compared to two a pokemon like

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yeah we got a good weird places to play

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that assesses

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holy shit let me take the i miss this

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last tab because i was camping and

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the and such a good chat i promise

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you that once in a chat is full

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of people and that nights

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had if we recorded it would be a

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better podcast and a lot more

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fun than most hangs and

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most podcasts out there pc plus

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fucking funny and just like and

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we don't

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the my we get serious people as cry

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or that it is the most

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beautiful space i mean i know when

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we first started and we had a chat it was it's

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really different experience and it's you know

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mimi cherry was one of the oldies she was always

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there and she can tell you first and it

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is not the less it in

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why are you speaks they're on a plane i

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watch her cook now we use the latter on

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a pole dance and interim house

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that's how to change in the

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way it is it's a

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boy anyway the game were telling me

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like how to prepare for will casein

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patch

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the mother pot and they were able to hear that i didn't

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get a chance sooner like you want to fuck with will

8:15

bring up that he eats his girlfriend

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is having a baby and he's nervous his

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comedy's mack and give him enough money to that's

8:21

also had a hat trick pneumonia

8:24

the thing we have a nice

8:25

patrick love the pregnant women

8:28

ah , that's interesting that will with

8:30

his best friend and seven babies but he's

8:32

not and t c he loves

8:34

wrestling but he's kind of intimidating by

8:37

big buff men you can because he

8:39

he was born with some kind of a low testosterone

8:41

disease ah this ah exciting

8:43

stuff i wrote down and that how i can use

8:45

that against i'm i'm not sure yet but there's something

8:48

about fucked the eagles that is gonna help

8:50

me a lot

8:52

patrick loves cakes but he has diabetes

8:54

this insists his information that i appreciate

8:57

very months of they

8:59

want to come at the kids

9:01

the dread

9:03

oh boy this is going to be so

9:05

much fun it's this saturday like he was

9:07

saying it's eight pm eastern

9:10

it's that time in your place

9:12

wherever time zone you're in law again he

9:14

oh easy speaking of sports

9:16

i'm reading hair that a couple in denver colorado

9:19

were surprised when nhl stanley

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cup championship trophies was

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accidentally sent to their house

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you can get my and social

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security card

9:30

he probably went to them

9:31

ah the cop

9:33

one by the hometown colorado avalanche

9:36

the actually did accidentally sent to this couple

9:39

so the team captain

9:41

they have a similar house number in the neighborhood they said

9:45

well second a lot of similarity you gotta

9:47

eat out of at least or something look at this

9:49

as a lot of a

9:52

the stanley cup with the keeping the girls shirt

9:54

on it

9:54

gotta be careful who that cop gets to

9:57

it's gonna happen

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right

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seriously ah

10:03

let me mention this right now

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that are help betterhelp

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camden i use it it says it's therapy and

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i i like it a lot take

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of yourself like you would take care of your car how about that?

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brings

10:19

work a specific way, you got to treat

10:21

them properly we

10:23

know about taking care of your take care

10:25

of your i care your mental health, take

10:27

care your mental wealth how

10:30

about, think it this way, the

10:32

people who don't like, you want

10:34

you to get and the people who do

10:36

like, you want you to get therapy

10:38

isn't interested better

10:39

a , help online

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that video phone and even live chat

10:44

only therapy sessions so you don't have

10:46

to see anyone on camera if you don't want to but he might

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as well take advantage i say hours

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just

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in case you know a get

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let your let your brain learn a whole new language

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have of that that's how i look at it now

11:17

during does break that we were just on for july

11:19

four kinda went camping

11:22

the first you went camping with circuses but

11:24

then even more times than that

11:26

you went camping alone

11:28

that well we went we went on a beach

11:31

state and we did take a ten and

11:33

we set up and we were there for the whole day where

11:35

now necessarily camping but yes

11:38

you know that works out crazy you know everyone

11:40

here in new york the eagle a lot

11:42

of them go out to long island so

11:45

that's where we go out

11:46

the easiest place to go to the beach so

11:49

but i'm kinda guy july fourth

11:51

on that monday it's gonna be passed one

11:54

see i'm parking lots get past

11:56

then are no more people are allowed at

11:59

that section

11:59

the beach

12:00

he reception of the beach that not a lot

12:02

of people are allowed on see you not crowded

12:04

that the

12:05

we want to go to him

12:07

we were worn get there like nine ten

12:09

by nine ten it's full we got there exactly

12:11

at nine we just

12:13

parked the car in the parking lot and

12:15

we heard on the phone saying sorry

12:18

where we're close

12:19

if we just

12:21

got it i could not believe it

12:23

it was unbelievable by the way that's very

12:25

long to the under the

12:27

oh that he would he

12:29

and i love the beach

12:31

so much we had a tent for some

12:33

cover and for some privacy and

12:36

you know just to kind of like step out for a minute

12:38

and the blanket we all the things

12:42

you know what new york water is cold and were

12:45

at the part where you're not between these

12:47

flags you cancel when they'll they'll

12:49

kick you out

12:50

it's not like the lifeguards can't cover

12:52

you you guys do when i really do

12:54

you do again we didn't we did then tell for her

12:56

and in the states is it will not hanging out

12:58

and now we know him away them as though he called the been

13:00

in noise at did you do it in the ten

13:04

oh everybody's around it's very

13:06

exciting

13:10

okay

13:13

so anyway

13:17

they now get it

13:18

if you about how late we swam with

13:20

outlays got her who assassinated fasten

13:22

and yesterday as doing

13:24

like that

13:27

anyway

13:28

the nice

13:30

okay i'm with you for asking

13:32

ah yes it is a lovely we

13:34

splurge it's a curse oh my

13:36

god splurged

13:39

the you didn't build

13:40

it's a car oh

13:43

this is the when you

13:45

had fun

13:47

but because we're waiting

13:49

the fireworks and it turns out

13:50

why the area to be for fireworks in

13:52

new york this beach

13:55

had their own specific fireworks

13:57

but the sun has to go down

13:59

to

13:59

it work

14:00

the way there

14:02

from nine am until nine

14:04

thirty pm

14:05

the to job the fireworks just started

14:07

they ended ten

14:09

now you gotta get in your car and drive

14:12

home with everybody yeah i

14:14

was so

14:16

the guy did he do nothing at the beach

14:18

and use yet so fucking tired

14:21

so

14:22

i don't know that are you know do the whole day

14:24

like that anymore but no one

14:26

do you leave any way you sleep

14:28

that night at your house and then you go under

14:31

can bring him down the beach here yeah

14:33

right now

14:35

it would we thought when we talked about this before

14:37

we went on break

14:39

you explained how search

14:41

sees knows new ahead of time

14:43

you're somebody that needs a h privacy

14:46

well no because because we've

14:48

been

14:48

he's watched me go away

14:50

on my own post for work and for

14:53

of my own self i just i do

14:55

like a

14:56

then camping dinosaurs i do a

14:58

day to beat have done by myself as

15:00

going on vacation time

15:02

no jealousy is out of and like as a

15:04

no jealousy know look like hey i could come

15:06

with you and maybe you're like with the full

15:08

does that mean

15:10

no but make you know what is a decision

15:12

as i spoke about how

15:14

the pandemic extra made

15:17

me at least code dependent i

15:19

the

15:20

believe you feel her family guy it's

15:23

difficult to leave the house

15:25

without each other we've been like talking

15:27

to each other with each other twenty four

15:29

our for very long time

15:32

and so i went through some stuff

15:34

feels like might we did it and

15:36

be here years and the of that i went

15:38

through

15:39

we have right before i left

15:42

like he felt the need you know

15:43

at the like get the ten salad and you

15:45

know

15:46

but in the car was just about to be like

15:49

forget where i mean a better time

15:51

in and say like there's no at to packing

15:53

it's like you might as well com was

15:55

he to as do things with us and it'll be fine as

15:57

a some zealand

15:59

the

15:59

quieten an umbrella kind of your thing

16:02

i didn't say anything then while i'm

16:04

at camping on like

16:06

i really need three whole days by myself

16:08

like how much vacation time do we avast

16:10

together like wouldn't venus and says of

16:13

no just beauty accident during

16:16

the text yeah yeah well

16:18

having a

16:18

yeah i've been having a silent saying that it wasn't

16:21

like you know as we're both

16:23

kind of not as as so

16:25

attack our phone so we can expect

16:27

some delay between like during

16:30

a but nothing raising her arm he

16:32

did turn on his sounds so

16:34

that he could be a little more aware

16:36

of where it's fun is ah yeah

16:38

and then says the next day

16:40

had a son all this etc

16:43

the next day i was like when

16:46

if i just that by queens

16:48

surprise i'm that this is our lives

16:51

advertise the pizza and then i'll just go

16:53

back like that's just like part

16:55

of what i'm doing i'm still by myself

16:57

our way ma'am

16:59

the i target

17:00

friends that with no transit forty five minute

17:02

drive

17:02

and but it's like usually

17:04

takes an hour or so i can actually

17:07

this in and out if i wanted to and

17:10

and know like no don't do that then

17:12

the final day i was like final

17:14

day would if i supposed to come camp for

17:16

one night owl fun as i you and even need to

17:18

bring anything everything set up

17:20

a lot and i did not do

17:23

any of that i didn't even say it so it's not like

17:25

has sold nonsense to go like

17:27

moon when he uses com that

17:29

i don't mean a blur

17:30

yeah so in a noxious yes elvis

17:33

is so disgusting feel good so disgusting

17:36

can't deny places

17:37

somewhere in me i understood that it was important

17:40

and that is part of my personality

17:42

q

17:43

sit there and i did and

17:45

it was great and i'm really glad

17:47

i did i read a bunch

17:49

i brought my yoga mat to sleep on and also

17:52

i do some mills in the morning usually psych

17:54

have that going i will like an

17:56

overhead the whole morning routine thing

17:58

plus like a little more leisure time

18:00

to dislike seen can stare at the fire

18:03

did you splurge let's malloy business

18:05

did you did you sing out loud

18:08

oh ice cream saying than that

18:10

the entire way

18:12

the five

18:14

yeah because

18:16

you know i have i've been better about singing

18:18

in the house about playing music in the house

18:20

loud as didn't like let's say

18:22

about that how

18:24

do we want to put my neighbors do that i know they can hear

18:27

miss every once in awhile isolate

18:28

we're allowed to turn up our radio and so

18:30

our neighbors and we do it but this

18:32

allergies

18:34

her

18:35

this we played mariah carey

18:37

aretha franklin to try to hit super high

18:39

notes to the satellite broad in your

18:42

whole thing and said saying

18:44

out loud and ah man i cleared

18:46

drought yeah scan it was some

18:48

cobwebs in their did you

18:50

maybe not because of thing experience with did

18:52

you cry for any reason and then it starts

18:55

coming you're like i'm alone see a poor it out

18:57

you know i thought that would happen because i was also

18:59

pms ing last we always i saw like this

19:01

is so

19:02

per se not worried about bears first

19:04

to the word but snorts than an hour away liars

19:07

i realized that i daily them but

19:09

like it was very red tend to israel

19:11

is obviously here i know what happened before

19:13

my period but it didn't come in as like

19:15

of get because i was listening to speakers

19:18

and i was listening to arm information

19:21

and people stories and stuff like very

19:23

podcast the bus me too that's how i listen

19:25

and i was like

19:27

on the tears here we go from that a sob

19:29

late know and everything that he didn't come

19:31

what like a and a

19:33

yawn that's cotton your throat i'm sorry that easy

19:36

they didn't feel like that he does is having a different

19:39

kind of time and then i'm

19:41

and then i gotta admit like so my brother my older brother

19:43

and his family are in israel and of course to those who

19:45

don't know i'm a strange from my parents

19:48

tibet in do anything right in my life i'm

19:50

and i'm i'm looking at all these happy pisses

19:53

my parents with amazing the looks healthy

19:55

really beautiful the

19:57

looking at my mom specifically i'm like i look so

19:59

much like

19:59

crow my not that almost said

20:01

the year old roka out the array

20:04

in i would very very nice oh that's good and

20:06

then i'm like must be nice and i'm like

20:08

oh no i'm pms ing while i'm a message

20:10

not

20:12

the i think you're both at the same time i

20:15

cried like to eat and legs

20:18

well must be nice be nice mom's

20:20

those issues proud of you i bet she's

20:22

looking at your children thinking yea

20:24

i have garlic i bet you know the house and

20:26

only though i walk past history

20:28

center likes stop it they

20:31

yeah totally allowed to feel sad about that but

20:34

i'm i'm really glad it didn't go into an ugly

20:36

place the in our lives i'm actually jealous

20:38

of my brother to the point of like

20:40

the

20:41

mad and him which i'm not i'm very

20:43

happy for him but i will be happy for me

20:45

it listen there are any

20:47

couples that

20:48

that are almost seventy and one i adopted

20:50

me he said he didn't

20:52

adopting the saying hey so that you don't

20:54

okay

20:55

ignacio that's it

20:57

like once a week i'm so proud a year

21:00

they do you would you be over twitter unsafe for

21:02

forget that

21:03

maybe amanda snack or so

21:06

my mom sent me the band the success

21:08

of system com he sat as

21:09

well dot on yeah you gotta do

21:12

you don't even have to say she's gone just don't say it's just

21:14

not right so it's

21:16

too much

21:17

nobody care funding was really good i really

21:19

wanted talk to the people who

21:22

are not comfortable with their with their person

21:24

that was the poll would you let

21:26

your person

21:27

a go on vacation

21:30

or separate from you

21:32

for however long are you comfortable here partner

21:34

going away on vacation

21:37

now i thought about it because towards

21:39

the end of my marriage i was not

21:41

find going away because i don't know what was happening

21:43

behind my back and they could feel it

21:45

the and down

21:47

that's the reason natural on your person

21:49

to go

21:50

another reason is

21:51

you have

21:53

children and that means i like

21:55

you levi's to take care of all of these kids and

21:57

blah and blah blah blah talking that

22:00

spiritually and emotionally the

22:03

make you feel uncomfortable if

22:05

you're not thinking about them cheating or you

22:07

don't have like of grape

22:08

in where you guys can't actually walk

22:10

away while the poor results were

22:12

you come from oh yes eighty four

22:14

percent know sixteen percent

22:17

the difference what they call a landslide

22:20

i'm one of the sixteen percent because you're catching

22:22

me right now where

22:24

how on that ago and was able to

22:27

go on a vacation by yourself a be like we

22:29

barely can see each other feels like and

22:32

now kiss now you just need that by

22:34

yourself so hesitant know and that

22:37

will things for a while just won't

22:39

the that that's interesting that there

22:41

are some caviar lay

22:43

them yeah so how

22:45

many vacations

22:46

really get and how could

22:48

you stand that time away

22:50

but if you think about it we had some days

22:53

we have those days i had to myself

22:56

the rest of the year

22:58

there's literally every day the get

23:01

a but you don't live with it maybe

23:02

it should be like people who

23:04

when rather

23:05

i do feel like that's different

23:09

but i would wanna but honestly i would wanna go away

23:11

anyway and done i

23:15

would i wanna go away anyway we have to figure out

23:17

how we can travel together also

23:19

which is or season i do my

23:21

own yeah

23:23

that's why so it's not it's not that you

23:25

are uncomfortable with your person not

23:28

being with you you're uncomfortable with decision

23:31

of

23:32

like financially and time

23:33

why you finally have time to go away

23:35

and you're not yet to to go away from your kids

23:38

yeah the anger and a long way from me

23:40

till but i would even understand

23:43

that a battle i know i'm to say it's been about a week

23:45

now so yes see me

23:47

send your vacation but only

23:49

to fulfil right now by your personal vegas

23:53

yeah i i get what you're

23:54

saying but you know that you'd have to be like yeah

23:56

get it right i would like maybe you'd feel

23:58

uncomfortable but you would

23:59

they don't delay it would you

24:02

know but be right before your vacation

24:05

we have to splurge and if you know enemy

24:07

okay that's all for think that's

24:09

hair spray heads i did i

24:11

nailed the birthday know puglia

24:13

before we get into the birthday i just wanna say

24:15

that i went camping for a week and yes it's

24:17

drive up camping so it is tent

24:19

camping but there is you can walk

24:21

so bathroom and walked a shower that i did not

24:23

use i absolutely

24:24

the women do at the end of the trip summer

24:26

the and

24:29

and and i'm scared of the dark and i

24:31

am camping and it gets the most accurate

24:34

in the city never gets dark i'm never

24:36

scared does never really like

24:39

you know maybe the more industrial neighborhood and

24:41

i'm just biking that anyway doesn't matter but

24:43

this darkness outcome

24:44

the state where there's only stars

24:47

is very very scary and i

24:50

as soon as the sun goes down

24:51

go to sleep that's nuts

24:53

my

24:54

and then a and then if i am on the phone

24:57

with xerxes after dark i'm like oh good you on the fullest

24:59

possible

25:00

and

25:03

the

25:04

the animal come out at night because they know

25:06

that everybody sleeping

25:07

so they're picking off let you kind

25:09

of

25:10

and when i first was checking

25:12

in they had spoken or

25:14

he when they tell me this but i know they have to be

25:16

like oh this weekend a family left

25:18

out a whole bunch of food so now the they're they're

25:20

coming around them

25:23

how could you let didn't do that and they didn't say

25:25

that but only don't you check them to

25:27

go around to be waking up people

25:29

who have food around so now what

25:31

now their beers here only know that

25:33

was so we can just happen this is just

25:36

to the that's crazy and what i noticed

25:38

as every every day around noon

25:40

the deer come out soul sucking

25:42

close and i know that everyone six years of prices

25:44

they really are when i'm driving and

25:47

they're not something in front of me oh

25:49

you depression

25:50

the here

25:52

there the camp site next year the camp

25:53

next to it like talk and said

25:55

about

25:56

it would you like this is a feels

25:59

like because there

25:59

prepare and they pop your head because

26:02

you see them and they see you and and you're having

26:04

a sterile

26:05

and they're going or what you do and i'm

26:07

like nothing clearly nothing what you're doing

26:09

and they're still staring and

26:11

wouldn't even i'm like what i'm going to look away

26:13

then i think you should look away and we saw

26:16

this mind our business and t v and don't

26:18

you think

26:19

and then they looked away a good job can

26:21

just about communication

26:23

a man

26:24

i'm having i think it's very very strange

26:27

for people to see one woman

26:29

anywhere like in on

26:32

a cruise or on a vacation

26:34

it's always like are you eat pray love him like

26:36

are you in l a it has to be like some

26:38

kind of these awful thing

26:40

that you're trying to get away from and i guess

26:42

a lot of times it is that and last summer camp and

26:44

a guy when leave you alone right near the he

26:47

had aca more than ten

26:49

yeah i did a i eventually said

26:51

like yeah my boyfriends coming so now

26:53

i

26:54

come here

26:55

that would like god damn it i hate using

26:57

the boyfriend cards but ah

26:59

does tend to like a family with a few his

27:02

that

27:02

the near side and then know be pretty

27:04

much around

27:05

i'm at a public bathroom washing my hands

27:07

somebody comes next to me to sing also lessing

27:09

him

27:10

he turned to me and goes hey

27:13

i use my kids are so loud

27:15

and you know i hope it's not bothering you and

27:17

what you're doing and and

27:18

oh my god no could not have been kids having fun

27:20

please don't stop them from anything nobody

27:23

bothering means you the

27:24

oh because it kind

27:26

it was like you're having some sort of

27:27

here it you know his radar because

27:33

you're seeing a the rate of fragments you sing and are

27:35

yes ccp analytics luck

27:37

you're going through time

27:39

bauer damage rival

27:40

the writer that i lay her

27:42

headphones only after

27:44

i got a you don't do that as against lady

27:46

but i think the yoga mad trip to

27:49

pull up and just the fact that i'm on this is a much

27:51

is it is it all the reading you know

27:53

like i'm writing and stuff but i look over

27:56

when the kid our away they're

27:58

sitting there reading because this is what

27:59

all of he would be doing if you didn't have

28:02

kids and responsibilities for

28:04

the moment ryan

28:05

i am sharing my responsibility

28:08

and i must look like the biggest

28:10

hit the just because of that

28:12

you know

28:13

the is your alliances the

28:15

heard on any main your own food

28:17

the them food

28:19

i did a couple down dogs you know

28:22

the gamma yoga your dog around yells

28:24

a lotta earth yeah okay that

28:27

ended up doing the

28:28

the thing by myself

28:29

can grab mileage do it again

28:32

you come back with an attitude you know is like

28:34

a i'm gonna get watermelon you want some and you're

28:36

like i could do things myself

28:39

yes , leave my own from his

28:42

anything you should let your

28:44

partner go i think they come back with fast

28:46

attitude because it's like oh i

28:48

missed you ah i'm also

28:51

i thought about

28:52

great you are in my life like you don't take

28:54

someone foreground

28:55

when you have some time we recognize

28:57

that lakes or this would be there with this person

28:59

around are you think about the

29:02

relationship and you're like wow this is

29:04

the significance of that and this

29:06

is what i brought to wait for my

29:08

last relationship and made any to like

29:11

pull back a bit are mad and like that

29:13

kind of stuff when i'm listening to

29:15

a lot of like you know the

29:18

people who have went on a journey and

29:20

like held off you know gotten

29:22

so silly all of that is is

29:26

putting my brain and right place i

29:28

when kyle is alone with her kids she

29:30

comes back much fonder to me while

29:32

a month

29:35

yeah using healthy next

29:37

get cigarettes cigarettes those

29:39

vienna from the my place and what's true crime

29:41

you know wanted to say a fucking sweet i am

29:44

a cat and on i was as if he had a birthday

29:46

during this sounds he had a birthday is

29:48

on july third i guess i gotta

29:50

assume that low necklace but lucky for

29:52

me not too long ago

29:55

she has she like

29:57

looks like a third rate

29:59

it

30:01

that she likes the tracker exciting stuff on monday

30:03

night it sounded like he said the third right

30:06

at , serve right you never know where

30:08

to go right now the yeah a third

30:10

rate you say yes yes says

30:12

of himself a nazi watch okay and

30:15

exceed left it's like as she

30:17

took it off for plot is where she put it in

30:19

this gem i feel a good some born to say

30:21

that this isn't the her gym but

30:23

she put it somewhere i think the take a shower

30:26

and away someone stole it and i'm like oh

30:29

that's your desk

30:30

so i got an apple watch boom

30:33

too easy well i'd

30:35

rather spend money if it's too easy

30:37

they get now i get his name i

30:40

get i get that kind of attitude and they understand

30:42

the say it up with the we had a

30:44

wait a couple dinners and when i say couple dinners

30:48

she had like three birthdays cause any time

30:50

we once the celebrate the kids ended

30:52

up doing some of the news worthy

30:54

let's say that she had run home it's like i'm so

30:56

sorry let let me make up to

30:59

and come back again tomorrow and i'm like

31:01

okay but it sounds like i get your taken

31:03

a card again that's what it sounds like

31:05

soil and know what's the big trip in the kids are work

31:08

and with or but we had like three day long

31:10

birthday

31:11

though in the middle of a birthday celebrate and

31:13

you already ordered in the restaurant

31:16

we will read hundred we want to me we would aid everything

31:19

dizzy and all but yeah this is it wasn't

31:21

really like the half of the birthday

31:23

each day was a little rusty

31:27

oh wow so she may

31:29

now the will that's it you know

31:31

yes you may now i'm sure those images

31:33

because of her kids were fantastic but

31:36

what you said you are teaching a couple

31:38

parents are a lesson

31:40

where that how you can unlock a long day

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or hope

31:43

they say it is have your kids endure

31:45

authentic

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mum worked out anyway i'll say

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do it now thank you so we just had july

33:12

fourth and how do you celebrate independence day

33:15

twenty twenty two in our way that we

33:17

just lost a bunch of our freedom in the dependence

33:20

and here we are celebrates like a threat the

33:22

weather foods that it was deliberately

33:24

the decision was made rape affords let's

33:27

i think it was that it was said hey this

33:29

might happen i think that was deliberately leaked

33:31

so that we can play but not

33:33

too much someone would really have the complaint we

33:36

can already complaints then right

33:38

after that you of july fourth so you can't complain

33:40

too much know he needs that was peers around my burgers

33:43

and that then next thing you know we're

33:45

we're going to be we're going to be out there with applied

33:47

to place in the size of i had

33:49

i been the what super

33:51

he will your same that

33:53

it's kind of like not

33:55

ever having the time to break

33:57

the up with someone could it's almost christmas

33:59

cause it's

33:59

now i can say there's always something

34:02

it's almost veterans day some with labour

34:04

day it's almost memorial day we will

34:06

always have a way to celebrate the country

34:08

he even gave us june seems

34:11

as if like the country became even greater

34:13

you know de mon like there's always something

34:15

so big you then there's no

34:18

bad timing for them they got what they wanted

34:20

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34:21

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34:42

serious not a trick whatsoever

34:45

now with and he's he's i've been

34:47

claiming to be hacked in hindsight

34:49

the now he's not he's mad

34:51

at the my pillow guy and he's going to get a little discount

34:54

one of the greatest lawyers of our time

34:58

with his with his

35:01

laughing taken away

35:02

he's gonna be he's gonna for working with

35:04

trump i think he's gonna he's gonna lose

35:06

so much money and in fines for

35:08

for putting us fake lawsuits

35:10

together namely that the year that

35:13

the election was rigged i think it's

35:15

i think it's gonna ruin him i do think that

35:18

you hope i think that had and i hope

35:20

lot of that yeah we haven't seen a lot of that

35:22

it's you know any time somebody is

35:25

paying for gigantic climbs

35:27

even a little bit it's like

35:29

oh my god his allies is

35:31

being ruined over white

35:33

and it's like will we actually have a list of

35:35

we're widened it's stuff that you would be disgusted

35:37

if you a dallas was

35:39

under your name you are all the person

35:41

that you would let us go camping alone

35:44

hire him as a lawyer go ham of

35:47

of so was ah yeah i don't think

35:49

it's looking good that he is the seldom sandals

35:51

i don't think that was his goal

35:53

when he was twenties thirties forties

35:55

when the ominous subtle sandals that

35:58

are it zero comfortable because i'm a buddy guy that really

35:59

how to make english

36:01

trp the mean i'll

36:03

, man of the year after nine eleven

36:05

him him the the president's

36:08

lawyer and like pretty much

36:10

right hand man number of sandals

36:13

or justice clarence thomas

36:16

who you know of course one of the one

36:19

of the judges that said no you don't

36:21

know to abortions are really you know

36:23

what are not a means are not affect right

36:25

nope no get an hour but not a federal

36:28

protection on the on being able to

36:30

have an abortion said now let's look at that not

36:32

an exaggeration same sex marriage

36:35

how are these connected we all know how they always

36:37

so wide that that's what the is is

36:39

gonna be like looked into next is what he's hoping

36:42

he says

36:44

that the covert vaccines

36:46

are made from the cells have aborted silver

36:51

this is i did it on the summary warlords

36:53

ngawang this what

36:55

didn't was stopping that is

36:58

enough

36:58

that means more

36:59

i don't i don't out

37:01

i don't know now supreme something the

37:03

supreme court justice the highest the land

37:06

the purim and a song for this cure nonsense

37:10

mother fucker

37:13

today

37:14

okay to test every year to see if they've gotten

37:16

some somehow yes it

37:18

would mark may the

37:20

that sounds like wow

37:22

to see what a stem cell is that's all

37:25

and will see you next year good luck

37:29

michael probably getting men information

37:31

from teacher does these would say something

37:33

the same have months ah michael fox

37:35

tweeted i'm telling my children that row without

37:38

roe versus wade is about the decision

37:40

young women have to make about how to get an abortion

37:42

overseas you in a row there to

37:44

and weed through the water

37:47

the so funny mike lawrence said on

37:49

this day remember it's okay to fight for

37:51

your freedom when they tax year t not

37:54

when they make your baby said they're okay with getting shot

37:57

and we release really loved our

37:59

t

38:01

there was a big deal

38:03

what now the country runs and duncan and

38:06

single story here brandy but so was driving

38:08

down the h o v high occupancy

38:10

vehicle length on central expressway

38:13

in dallas he was stopped at a checkpoint to

38:15

verify that they were at least two passengers in the

38:17

car when asked

38:19

by the sheriff's deputy where the other rider was

38:22

see who's thirty four weeks pregnant pointed

38:24

to her stomach

38:26

i only thought she was going to see some jesus shit

38:28

that i said he's he's taken a will

38:31

rhino when

38:33

the officer didn't see it that way you see to two

38:35

hundred fifteen dollar ticket

38:38

see they can be the thing is getting that they do that

38:40

to get a job will claim right the as

38:42

you say can the case the court the

38:44

third illegal variety this paper says in

38:46

the court of public opinion the citations

38:49

does point out the discrepancy in texas

38:51

loss the state penal code recognizes

38:53

the fetus as a person the transportation

38:56

code says know

38:59

the i know what that's like i was at the dmv ragnar

39:01

like this of encounter more minutes from the logo

39:03

that's on your sir

39:05

it doesn't matter building okay look i

39:07

texas is one of the thirteenth states that

39:09

had trigger bands take effect once read with struck

39:12

down so that they are ready to go prohibiting

39:14

all abortions within thirty days so you have three

39:16

weeks left by the way when

39:19

our house or none of literally how they get triggers

39:21

florida sorta one officer kind of

39:23

bros me off when i mentioned this is a living child

39:26

sorting everything that's going on with the overturning roe

39:28

versus wade the don't know why you're

39:30

not seeing that i said the

39:32

told says you're not trying to make a political statement

39:34

about a more since our responses were story

39:36

has been overwhelmingly positive saying

39:38

quote it's eye opening to see how many women

39:41

of message nice reached out to me just winging

39:43

the be part of this thing i support you and

39:45

getting people in new zealand saying hi to me right now

39:48

i love this i support this so hard

39:51

and beautiful but life

39:53

wow i wouldn't wanna be the one i would i'm

39:55

frightening and i have to go

39:58

to court find a lawyer that will

39:59

the stupid shit on and and and

40:02

then like it's it doesn't and then use answer

40:04

emails and thousand good accords

40:07

is you know it in the movies

40:09

is alive forget my lawyer

40:11

at all

40:11

the will more like and

40:14

, tomorrow you see them in court it's

40:16

forever right then also the nipple

40:18

crack and during these a movie court cases

40:20

when the lady at just as the baby's

40:23

the court date is currently set for july twentieth

40:25

see hired an attorney the looking

40:27

for more than that two hundred fifteen bucks she

40:29

looking for a ruling on whether the fetus is seen

40:31

as a life allowing pregnant women to use

40:34

the a to feeling

40:36

but to deliver daughter on august

40:38

third

40:41

interesting because

40:43

the take the other side doesn't but

40:45

if yeah because we're like yeah why

40:48

don't you say that that's

40:49

if that a person read i'm just thinking

40:51

while it's overturned

40:53

while it's in this state where

40:55

you're counting and as a person

40:57

committed a prank what can i claim this person

40:59

on my tax returns

41:01

yeah as soon as i pregnant rank

41:04

season

41:04

the red meat as a miscarriage

41:06

the you mad a heard there is a during a

41:09

parade july fourth parade

41:11

in illinois melissa cargo

41:13

you know it may i say please

41:15

i was camping ah

41:17

on a saturday

41:18

the code either really good at the store and we

41:20

up on your ice and stuff and for every and and

41:23

and by a coffee and every time

41:25

i'm like i should remember don't look at

41:28

the headline don't look at the headlines it's always

41:30

some fucking massacre always

41:33

like the whole lease

41:35

is why the had it isn't

41:37

there isn't a poo there's another parade nj

41:40

not yet

41:42

no not yea seven people

41:44

killed

41:46

me too dozens or wounded and when i say

41:48

wounded there's an eight year old kid it's program be paralyzed

41:50

for life and wounded big fucking deal

41:53

ah so the every guy of

41:55

course he faces seven counts of first degree murder

41:58

how to get them

42:00

they we stand around there was get

42:02

caught as a writer

42:04

don't kill themselves sometimes they

42:07

don't do sometimes they don't write air

42:09

fifteen type gun of course

42:12

the lid purchased legally for what that's

42:14

worth previously required officer intervention

42:16

of are threats of violence and mental health concerns other

42:18

say near the red flags but course it

42:20

doesn't matter and the i'm not surprised those bought

42:23

legally

42:24

so you get him the nothing

42:26

there are you know daily sailors mental illness

42:29

and the line would have whatever

42:30

to be somewhat mentally ill

42:32

i'm what are we learning

42:34

with all this new

42:37

cases of mentally ill people that we

42:39

have a chance to look into break as the saying

42:41

it's not the guns sat they are fifteen

42:44

the topic spraying of bullets it's their mental

42:46

health what are we doing

42:48

why is it still high

42:49

to get a therapist unless you get a better health

42:51

are confiscated my that the people

42:53

say let's let's have more guns are the people

42:55

fighting the social service programs of course

42:58

ridiculous

42:59

why are they the ones fighting abortion

43:04

my brother who lives in chicago

43:06

was not picking up his phone all day and

43:08

i don't the paranoid like this but

43:10

one by six seven pm

43:13

impacts them what so far

43:16

that hours of at a party at some is how

43:18

so i turned off notifications

43:20

what's in one of those is your city

43:25

mark yourself faith is a safe with your

43:27

family

43:29

yeah and now i'm never going to character i

43:32

, how i work at the love

43:34

this my mom didn't call me up to nine eleven

43:36

sees right one of the census

43:40

well ah in happier

43:43

news joey chestnut

43:45

once again

43:46

the hot dog eating champion of the world

43:49

at nathan's hot dog eating contest his

43:51

fist team to victory in fact

43:54

thirty eight years young

43:57

omega man on fire

43:59

that you know how much as the watch what i eat i

44:02

mean i know how and like very disease i get

44:04

it would people in their forties

44:06

riding in your forties and telling your doctor

44:08

set your stomach hurt sometimes after

44:10

you eat the like yeah that's gonna happen

44:13

he has to get a cold eating

44:15

i target all day

44:16

have is a port a potty right

44:19

the you don't use i don't ask for joey news

44:21

is that whenever the fuck he wants

44:23

i hope everyone in the audience has

44:25

bar fuck it's because i can't

44:27

watch nascar the mods or

44:29

and the bonds they dealt with and

44:32

the water the dip it in water there's

44:34

nothing like you know and i love eating

44:36

i love like sitting at a table eating

44:39

with people i love watching them enjoy

44:41

food this is not school i

44:44

mean this

44:45

we have we are again our country

44:47

looks like a fucking moron we

44:50

have a speak about more on we

44:52

have a keith i'm a girl dot com slash app

44:54

you can get our download or are free app

44:56

and under keep them girl t v you'll see we had

44:59

a hot dog eating contest with jeremy with

45:01

a my kaplan a

45:03

micah foxes their ringside some of her words

45:05

are updated but it was a lot of fun but anyway

45:08

that's disgusting and that is by it's and

45:11

they're not professional the not debuted in it's

45:13

a lot are fucking sick covered

45:15

up their seeks

45:17

they didn't i've been we also had a pizza

45:19

eating contest

45:20

i mean i'm is he if he say after the credits

45:23

me and danny have a one a one slice

45:25

eating contest yeah

45:27

i start either yeah right

45:29

away i could

45:32

you know i'm regular terms

45:35

i can take down a pizza but

45:37

as soon as i discussed as stuffing my face

45:39

and like let this is odd is no

45:42

i'd all i'd lost so hard

45:44

spoiler the worry about it it's

45:46

it's weldon the first second your accent is not

45:48

making it isn't what he's getting older

45:51

this show it says know because

45:53

he put some sixty three hot dogs

45:56

last year was record by him

45:59

seventies

46:00

the seventy six to sixty three i'll

46:03

with that said he was so when

46:06

he ahead of the second place this guy is

46:08

is known as the i hear these ranked number one

46:10

in the world of competitive

46:12

eating by major league eating so

46:14

why he's far and away bear that you're

46:16

just go in there the have fun you're not going to beat

46:18

him

46:19

we have major league either

46:22

yes the k you hear that people

46:24

who are starving major

46:26

league he then we have channel

46:29

devoted only to cooking we

46:31

have channel devoted to fucking gordon

46:33

ramsay golly not good enough

46:35

he throws it all in the garbage audition

46:39

, what i , is

46:41

it chanel james she's hosting a show

46:43

on tv and we love

46:45

to know so i don't want to sit on the too much i haven't seen

46:47

it but it's like they have towers of food

46:50

and your job is to like jenga take

46:52

like a food item off whether it's an orange

46:55

or a piece of watermelon or a jar

46:58

of candy and not let the whole thing fall

47:00

and they show in the promo the whole thing falls

47:02

and i'm just thinking all that f i can't help

47:04

it all that food

47:07

that food

47:10

i know when it's not like i don't

47:12

know it it's not

47:13

that's it to the getting shipped off and feeding

47:15

people there at it and it is

47:17

that could be

47:19

you know it's funny if there's even like a

47:21

scene honestly it feels like even if

47:23

it's a cartoon and the dog looks like

47:25

it might have been harmed in this at the end

47:27

you'll see in the movie athena credit no

47:30

animals were harmed in this thing but

47:32

you'll never see like whatever

47:34

food was destroyed here we send that amount

47:36

of money

47:37

to this video

47:39

feed the hungry organization

47:41

whatever it and then maybe i should be a thing

47:44

think it's on a b c and who the with called the leaning tower

47:46

of fuck you as second album

47:48

in those you think who do

47:50

i do now that my

47:52

well now i'm so when

47:54

the greatest of all time so it's s

47:56

not

47:57

wait anyway and he happened

47:59

to be and on

47:59

this thread about going against of

48:02

he had a tendon injury i'm not sure how he got

48:04

in a murder of like guess it's a circulation

48:06

belittle i know i was going

48:09

to going the women's contest a time

48:11

stamp miki pseudo

48:13

one with forty hot

48:16

then i see in the crowd a woman has a sign

48:19

that says zoe take me out to dinner

48:21

with a picture of a hot dogs i think

48:23

you're gonna be surprised as i

48:25

say you're gonna find out he senses

48:27

eat normal at dinner that's what i'm guessing

48:29

you biloxi you know like that some people talk

48:31

to me after hearing mounties modern mccullough

48:34

young you don't really talk much comfort still

48:36

normal the word

48:38

of i insisted there was no pause and

48:40

our conversation i breed sometimes

48:43

and real life the do it

48:45

has it's is like taken bites of the same would slowly

48:47

like know as afraid you make a scene

48:49

and thereby lungs about girls with him

48:53

when life you built for this woman

48:56

yeah yeah

48:57

yeah i have to imagine so it's i a

48:59

on it never is a hot dog

49:01

eating contest during it there is a protester

49:04

a yeah animal rights activists said

49:07

ran on stage in semi

49:09

censored zoe soaked them out

49:11

yeah i'm the guy that does i

49:13

don't know if you've ever seen the counter the time

49:15

or the know the man and keep feeding the whole thing

49:18

you can pause the time because what about me on the and

49:20

that's going to fuck up make an audi though

49:22

as you know i'd pretend i don't see the protesters

49:25

that census estimates so he

49:27

scarfing down the season guide soaks

49:29

him out the guy there's a guy

49:33

that acts like an old time corny and

49:36

he in it and he says theory

49:38

is the greatest athlete about that doesn't buy

49:40

a hotdog and food puns he

49:42

he he he just stands in the back and wants

49:44

his during the match and he ran out so you can see pics

49:47

of zoe so can on the southern know with an angry

49:49

face and a gravel while it lasted

49:51

only seconds and then joey

49:53

keeps scarf or them down so i don't think that's

49:55

going to affect the big difference that he made

49:57

but he can keep going i diana

49:59

great would be not on his ass

50:02

that's why you didn't the amount he will

50:04

maybe maybe places yeah yeah

50:07

did of does not more of that

50:09

because that actually makes sense the not

50:11

surprised part of it is maybe they realized

50:14

dinner

50:14

eating animal

50:16

added the one of my daughter

50:18

the i'm wrong place right yeah yeah

50:20

yeah yeah go down the block the police

50:22

police

50:22

or you know what or whatever food

50:25

right whatever food is out there

50:27

on the leaning tower of ass holes ah

50:30

it's it's is just whatever laying

50:32

on the floor you know a

50:34

in the in the murder shop it's it's

50:36

backwards it's the you

50:38

know it's it's it's something they took out of a drain

50:40

in the saints but ever since he's hot dog does not

50:43

meet you have to worry about

50:44

whatever in these houses is hurting jolie

50:46

chestnut more minutes

50:48

the anymore came on it

50:51

it wrong a third we all know it's rot

50:53

will not hot sauce is one that's the wrong

50:56

one third

50:57

interfere with sorry about joey chestnut

50:59

said he feel bad about putting an animal rights protests

51:01

are from berkeley into a brief chokehold during the

51:04

during the contests as soon as i grabbed

51:06

the guy i realized he was a kid the

51:08

kettle corn on that's not so ambulance

51:10

services that's insulting i

51:13

felt bad afterwards i was just themselves

51:15

as focused on getting back to eating it's system for

51:17

ten i was that it didn't happen it's a bummer

51:20

anything ah let's

51:22

see

51:24

the way i mean he can't do their

51:26

thing was he did you take the huge

51:28

sansa scaring the shit out

51:30

of people when you're running up and places

51:32

are you not supposed to be

51:33

any at a mask on the guy had a darth vader

51:35

mask whatever that supposed to represent so

51:38

scary

51:41

he is your message the

51:43

what what guy jellies has netted

51:46

the earth that like that so

51:48

realistically i wouldn't

51:49

that hurt someone but i reacted

51:52

i saw you might have seen have video go

51:54

around the where did you say have

51:56

you seen thought he was like firework

51:58

people blown up there hey and people now

52:01

use their heads as like the base the

52:03

new and then the fire goes right in their brain

52:05

ah man ah

52:08

america there's america

52:10

there's where our families do you

52:12

could see it from their home security system

52:14

let's make the funniest because you also see the logo

52:17

on the

52:18

on the video says simpli safe

52:20

hey i'm a sentence of lighting

52:22

a kid sliding a firework

52:24

it goes sideways in your p

52:27

and you know other people this picnic table

52:29

not too far away get scared like

52:31

who did that like and it's and that sounds like

52:33

a grown adult like you can't do with sours you gotta

52:35

do with straight up like this next thing you know the

52:38

, goes again sideways as

52:40

what it looks like it's hard to say goes under a

52:42

car the whole car blows

52:45

up there's fire everywhere

52:47

covers the whole screen

52:49

and then you put it online

52:53

the an island and

52:54

at simpli safe your your own snitch

52:58

the that are you acting up need reminded was

53:00

six thirty four point know you'll be the first

53:02

so look like up pieces yes

53:04

wow i wonder if it's like a cautionary

53:06

tale

53:07

the people favor of wow so

53:09

also i wonder you know views of view

53:12

speaking of our you tube channel is alive

53:14

and going

53:15

in government has dot com let's keep them a

53:17

girl or car

53:18

the a bit yeah bitches that stories of

53:20

now of i'm betsy helmets

53:23

right

53:25

oh yeah

53:26

a guy and i say i say i assume so because

53:28

i just saw it as the southern mean that so

53:30

was tweeted else so i assume that's

53:32

on youtube

53:33

oh i see that yeah

53:34

episode with that's yeah yeah

53:36

yeah check it out and kittens

53:39

else it's not out as we're speaking it will be

53:41

out this week sensitive new to who needs

53:43

a you know what i'm talking melts talking saw online

53:46

or do list to he likes great

53:48

likes great he ah he's in a movie

53:50

called an american mass

53:54

then under that

53:56

i think that this is fourth of july's the corners

53:58

mess of fourth of july

53:59

anyway there may be when it hits

54:02

theaters and theaters macaw good for you your you your

54:04

a movie it's good it's gonna be out

54:06

i'm louis ck picture

54:10

it says our own ass and

54:12

a winter like you're happy but if you're a

54:14

, you like to put your name on it so

54:17

big obviously it happened

54:19

because you but even more gifts and took his name

54:21

of things for a minute

54:22

absolutely not no absolutely not

54:25

a do not seem that louis ck isn't

54:27

any kind of boiling water

54:29

anything i think he's a lukewarm water

54:32

i think he can do the things

54:34

that he wants to date won a grammy i'll even though

54:36

if he added out

54:37

exactly and i don't think that

54:40

the i the audience until list has will

54:43

message fairly poo poo this or

54:45

be mad that does a lot of people i'm not

54:47

angry with louis ck but had i known

54:50

as he did you not one of the mean

54:52

predators that

54:53

we it's funny it's easy that

54:55

like you complete them easily you

54:58

, like if i'm around these other comex's

55:00

go who knows crazy

55:03

women the end even up

55:05

the he said yes he did all these things that

55:07

these women say that pick people are like denying

55:10

it

55:11

which for it's weird it's weird

55:14

denying it slash they don't think it's

55:16

such a big deal

55:17

did they don't emit like this is what

55:19

happened him him blot you know block and women

55:22

taken out his dick this can that donald the act like

55:24

it happened but not big deal he got help and

55:26

persists personally he explained to me how

55:28

we got helps the to say that it

55:30

wasn't like that the was

55:32

like that is louis said it's like that but

55:34

he thought his little was is stupid

55:36

non apology would that would be

55:38

just fine yeah i don't want to

55:40

for joe is sarah know i really sincere

55:42

that all know where he stands on this at all

55:44

but i think that some

55:47

the

55:48

he may be a person who just works

55:51

for a monster you know they mean or

55:54

was given this by this person

55:56

because he just easily title i'm like ill

55:59

than don't listen the old music viewed

56:01

with don't know what they did on like oh my god

56:04

okay i won't i will work for led zeppelin

56:07

the

56:09

seal differ

56:10

oh

56:12

well i saw that and i saw

56:15

news if you know bouts of pet dixon

56:17

the comedian is a know our theories

56:19

he's been on keith i'm a girl a lot there's this

56:21

other comedians chino biscotti

56:23

apparently pad six walked into a more

56:26

punch still guides you know in the face i

56:28

start looking up the story surprise

56:30

surprise but six another you know anger

56:33

issues and impulse good trump problem sit

56:35

out that on think it's a secret if you've heard does talk

56:37

about that on t from the girl ah

56:40

these people run anthony coombs

56:42

network that com pow enter the kkk channel

56:45

and , six and just

56:48

got the suspended and then the and

56:50

then fired from a compound media and

56:53

i enjoy reading things reading saw chrissy mer

56:55

for used to date she's been on are so used to date

56:57

him the said

56:59

like yeah he's he's always had problems

57:02

with women i've already anthony to me under section

57:04

talk about it where he says yeah it's not a surprise

57:06

the pats had troubles with women's them like what

57:09

the we put on season the girl

57:11

the more you hire and i'm though it's

57:14

not a surprise oh there's always something and by

57:16

the way what what happened was z know

57:19

said the book and acts of pass

57:21

on chino so and past

57:23

doesn't like that

57:25

in creating a lad he's eating someone else

57:28

might get for the record yes yes

57:30

you to tell you how far away this

57:32

x is yes not that it not that it

57:34

matters

57:35

but it

57:37

she's not yours in anyway

57:40

it's so weird and

57:42

yeah chrissy with talking about it on her own so she's

57:44

also part of compound media yeah and

57:46

with which which are weird to me but yeah

57:48

i did lot is as the word cements but

57:51

i did like that she said when i doing

57:53

compound media ah he's doing

57:55

a show for them pass it unlike me

57:58

there at all and i'm a good person was something

57:59

this was such friends so fast

58:02

after on teeth and the girls you're talking about

58:04

the you know how he abused you

58:06

then and then i'm senior the you're doing you do we

58:08

all stand of service together that was i

58:11

going to with sharing that at least

58:14

right because you don't always have ah

58:17

i say in who your bosses yeah

58:20

and i'm a you know media some for the past and maybe

58:23

it is an an outside some he

58:25

did say i say yes it

58:27

was four years after they

58:29

had broken up that guy

58:32

she was he approached compound media

58:34

with the a show pitch and they they took

58:36

it's the he told them not

58:39

to hire her

58:40

any did the same thing with me like when he was

58:42

getting carmen he was like all hand the you

58:44

uncommon to be friends on like s and

58:46

the for the hanging out with her became friends

58:49

and then know when did of having lunch

58:51

with her and and turns the as they broke up having

58:54

lunch with her turns out he was the guess that

58:56

day just weird timing for it and

58:58

years ago how's your day am i happen to have lunch

59:00

with carmen today music while hanging out with her

59:02

i'm like

59:03

wow

59:04

you're the one who told me to be friends with is like yeah but

59:06

we broke up i'm like well we didn't

59:09

you can read the file show and he's a

59:10

how can you guys possibly be talking to you get

59:13

like we'll mad and isn't fun of people

59:15

in south

59:16

what a fucking you i'd be talking about

59:18

what easier litanies has cancer something

59:20

like

59:21

the web

59:22

literally that via accounts or something

59:24

he the yeah and the something i mean

59:27

yeah and i'm like holy shit and this

59:29

was before i understood what

59:31

to do with that kind of st louis my so

59:33

it's my studio what i should

59:35

have of course said was

59:37

how can you like that it's a subtle

59:39

wouldn't according it's going out to

59:42

but i'm at we won't recording this is pre

59:44

show and were just talking like the friends

59:46

that we were an arm i

59:48

took myself into the kitchen to calm down

59:51

helped appears that coming up

59:53

how them back but moved a little and

59:55

then did that so and i i'm pretty sure

59:57

i was the most quiet

59:59

i've been with that around on

1:00:02

that show and was just

1:00:05

you know i i think i just didn't realize they

1:00:08

how bad that was you know could somebody doesn't

1:00:10

actually hit you

1:00:11

the he in with that in as like wow

1:00:15

the just sat there you know and you did

1:00:17

to which i'm totally fine

1:00:19

with but now i'm wondering how you feel as

1:00:22

a terrible idea i am i i remember

1:00:24

thinking whoa what i did

1:00:26

i didn't know it was a setting you so much the

1:00:28

next room

1:00:31

the i didn't i guess it

1:00:32

the either i wouldn't i should have known

1:00:35

a sudden know

1:00:36

hannah known him yeah

1:00:38

i think we would know now

1:00:40

the and then it's like you know okay we're gonna record

1:00:42

let's talk about this

1:00:44

the different now now the not and on the

1:00:46

record like okay so another just as the

1:00:48

energy whatever and will pretend it's fine to as

1:00:51

where did where newish and we're suckers

1:00:55

i don't know

1:00:56

i don't know i think i'm

1:00:59

we didn't know what to do but it can be surprised

1:01:01

now right when you're i remember

1:01:03

this an episode you can hair as years that

1:01:06

sums up keith i'm a girl in the path

1:01:08

that such as a twenty eighty nine twenty eighty nine

1:01:10

goodbye forever patty because

1:01:14

his album with cause goodbye forever

1:01:16

the so funny now

1:01:18

no wonder he's

1:01:20

you know so sexist the listener i told

1:01:22

them without exaggeration a a

1:01:24

a sexual predator and he's done i

1:01:26

was sexual things without

1:01:29

the our interns permissions comedians

1:01:32

we know and

1:01:34

i remember like you know people would say like what what

1:01:36

who the who do this sit two and

1:01:39

a good well saito i'd ask them and

1:01:41

they'd rather i didn't say so you didn't

1:01:43

see to live with your life just pretend it never happens

1:01:46

but happens also said but i promise you they

1:01:48

also said if path takes me to court

1:01:50

for seine does all this horrible sets they

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will so up so that's

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it that's where you're not hearing from pad anymore that's

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what happened

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why would i wanna see it's me it's

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it's then

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my name is constantly associated with

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that in my career in my life is

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fucking forever because he

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had a more

1:02:10

whatever he decided to

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do right by them but now why

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would a surprise he just went any post the coworker

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in the face know said that's

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what a com happy man those by the way

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the only thing so thing numbers as eighty

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something year old man yeah i'm

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seeing someone and also it's

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not like he was happening live at the time

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were like your answer you

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got amped up when you heard right

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i think you had to drive somewhere erotic

1:02:38

order like get some you're still

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am south then you see that person

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and i think the

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i deliberately you came to see him

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right what do with

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then of the i think entity camille isn't

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i don't know the herded or not but

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he would hunt each other and and have somebody

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else i think was in

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room

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none of that stops do not the time

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nice face so you probably

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will just getting more and more amp

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hi someone so much that i'm

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i was listening to crazy talk and she's she

1:03:08

said and this is also said man information

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but the dice teeth

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a the a lot you like broke his jaw

1:03:14

some something about four places something

1:03:16

about the titanium some had to be put

1:03:18

somewhere yeah no as it is a big

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sucker punches

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yeah because the i'm thinking like

1:03:24

i've known of either right

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so he must hit him right in the right

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spot

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the wrinkly suits always makes it look like he's in a fight

1:03:32

that so since really some sky off but

1:03:35

so then then the disk that i

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saw these cliffs up on youtube then

1:03:40

he had dixon went to the studio

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like just the a place to hang out and

1:03:44

this was the asserts raymond newspaper like nothing

1:03:46

happened then the story gets back to everybody

1:03:49

that figure a will

1:03:51

we gotta suspend you okay we thought about it

1:03:53

than who knows how said gino said i'm a big

1:03:56

name and it's him or me who knows but

1:03:58

it looks like he's fired because there's

1:04:00

a tweet from pad saying are they let me

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go but i'm happy i was a least there for

1:04:04

the seven years and he's of their no

1:04:06

hardship no hard feelings not at all some

1:04:09

a someone has a hard to feel like your landlord

1:04:11

now yeah someone's gonna suffer and

1:04:15

if this is so scare

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if you they do remember after we'd

1:04:19

we're open about what happened with

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pat on arsenal a the people who specifically

1:04:23

know yes

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the yeah

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i went to a local a

1:04:29

i'm

1:04:30

the year

1:04:30

you know what to have comedy and like i've had

1:04:33

enough and he was there outside as

1:04:35

it and we were coming out

1:04:37

and i had to pass him

1:04:39

then he was with the the person

1:04:41

he ended up marrying mandy stan miller

1:04:44

right right and say he'd they were a

1:04:46

couple at the time

1:04:47

and i'm like i'm going ignore the for i don't

1:04:49

want to deal with this this is not

1:04:51

a personal i don't want to talk to you about it i don't care

1:04:54

and i was passing by and

1:04:56

allow and he leaned in

1:04:58

says not get naked in my way

1:05:00

late to made sure i leaned towards

1:05:03

mean those hello and i'm like no

1:05:06

, and i just kept

1:05:08

walking and you hear mandy

1:05:10

go oh my god

1:05:13

yes my god man i'm making

1:05:15

a big deal yep cuts and

1:05:17

now mans a a senior on facebook

1:05:19

sly yanks that talking about how

1:05:21

pad abuse you i didn't get my

1:05:23

apology gets but maybe you're still dealing

1:05:26

with that fucking mess

1:05:27

they don't need an apology for mandy you

1:05:29

have been with that person and that is a lot

1:05:32

of punishment and i don't know what happens you

1:05:34

and the years naming you

1:05:36

were you before

1:05:36

then to be honest but

1:05:39

no i don't i don't need an apology for

1:05:41

being on human side

1:05:44

the case

1:05:45

you are being fat kid

1:05:47

a comet called us and said hey

1:05:49

you know these comic beefs us as keep

1:05:51

it to keep him quiet you know them like and

1:05:53

as know dude some silly be

1:05:55

but i did sexual things the people i know and

1:05:58

they need to know why we're not talking about any

1:05:59

click here but the and ago due to

1:06:02

do you see path as years

1:06:04

ago susie pad and clubs don't weird said

1:06:06

the people namely up

1:06:08

, coming comics he goes yeah

1:06:11

he's definitely gotten worse and worse than what

1:06:13

the fuck are we talking about now stands

1:06:15

of that call what the fuck

1:06:17

are we talking about

1:06:19

also like the whole protect you

1:06:22

in public

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i mean and why we protesting

1:06:25

why when cops say like a will deal with

1:06:28

it with our own people land to

1:06:30

cool with that why do you want them to go through

1:06:32

the system to say

1:06:33

everybody else

1:06:34

this isn't why it why tell on

1:06:36

uncle what's safe and touched your kid

1:06:39

why you keep it in the family i think

1:06:41

we learned not keep it in the fucking family

1:06:43

why do you have a podcast

1:06:46

the keep it secret the fake

1:06:49

fox

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as a self thank you ah

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settled services weekend

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