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3576: Shit-Fuck w/ Benny Feldman

3576: Shit-Fuck w/ Benny Feldman

Released Wednesday, 24th August 2022
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3576: Shit-Fuck w/ Benny Feldman

3576: Shit-Fuck w/ Benny Feldman

3576: Shit-Fuck w/ Benny Feldman

3576: Shit-Fuck w/ Benny Feldman

Wednesday, 24th August 2022
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0:04

what can the keys i'm a the grill on keep i'm

0:07

saddened that some the big news

0:09

the euro

0:10

is there's $0.99,

0:13

the american dollar is

0:15

worth the the dollar

0:17

football

0:17

is now officially

0:19

soccer isn't that amazing

0:23

yeah, the whole world gets

0:25

together whatever money is worth more i'll tell

0:28

you some other shocking conduct we

0:30

just got a a picture from the james

0:32

webb telescope of

0:35

jupiter and you

0:37

know how you would see jupiter and you'd be the gods

0:39

brow with a little silver with

0:41

these pieces are tomas it's

0:43

silver

0:45

with a little bit abroad

0:53

the homeless or figure it out

0:56

if they have to change my schedule let you

0:58

crazy are you a ten billion dollars

1:00

for the super telescopes i it may be of

1:02

like we all got to use of for like five minutes

1:04

every three months then we

1:06

can have some fun with a telescope in a second somebody

1:08

in the japan or something but there isn't one

1:11

in bergen excited by you know they just so they

1:13

go oh here's a black hole and they say

1:15

there's not noise and space there is most well of course

1:17

there's no way to things bang rounders noise don't matter

1:19

where it's at and the go here's what a black

1:21

hole sounds like when mixed with other

1:24

noise and i'm like what the fuck is mixed with

1:26

other noise food i

1:28

shouldn't be eating right in artificial

1:30

flavors also

1:33

you are his response to science yeah the

1:35

stupid it's dumb it's some

1:37

and the maggots had a point or

1:40

but science is on the other side listening

1:42

to this going y u so obsessed

1:45

with me

1:46

the i wanna know granted

1:49

this telescope has been

1:51

indeed the bane of your existence

1:53

against your friend craig who makes provoking

1:56

yale and then you're bringing it on to the south

1:58

james webb

1:59

these pictures me like i guess so

2:02

the public this i don't know it

2:05

and and worse we act examiner like i guess that's

2:07

good enough let's give us another boat

2:09

yeah no

2:10

they're hoarding the money i think that on the when i'm looking

2:12

at all right let's get right to what you're gonna love today's

2:15

guess i say you know what i've been wrong before

2:18

i don't know what an inch

2:20

or aren't on his way i'd over at eight hundred

2:22

maybe are low here and here liquid him and he

2:24

promised me once keith about that yes

2:26

so i said i like this person

2:29

alive handed as as well so i think

2:31

he will will such thing as a comedian

2:33

betty feldman hello betty they

2:35

have you gotten could editor school good

2:37

thanks i i saw you online

2:40

i think you're stands up is hilarious

2:43

you appreciate that hadn't to avoid

2:45

a one more thing on top of it of course

2:47

you happen to have serous

2:50

or yes that's right i appreciate that

2:52

he felt alone soon as you mentioned your the i

2:54

you know that the comic that tells one liners saw

2:57

and has tourette's syndrome which it

2:59

, to be one liners right i suppose

3:01

you have the one on as as as the part i care about

3:05

utterances i guess i yep that's right

3:07

yep that's he can't be telling long stories main

3:09

mainly right as your i'm trying

3:11

to work on some ah longer bits but

3:13

they still format and the like joke

3:16

joke joke like as a whole chunk your

3:18

name and i'm in their comedian seeming

3:20

you for having too many jokes and size minutes

3:22

or later you surviving

3:25

no nobody ever says anything like that

3:27

says that was before

3:29

people like something i'll talk to somebody immobile

3:32

are you can't just do like the

3:34

jokes for the for five the i do like you

3:37

know you gotta let the audience

3:39

breathe on my great aunt really thought about it

3:42

about your i knew that some comedians

3:45

would have some advice for you that

3:47

too many jokes is now as and whatever

3:49

it is it's know your eyes as he was nothing to

3:51

do a handstand if i your tongue i think

3:53

okay something super reliable

3:56

see that usually before

3:58

more like know them what people can

3:59

the advice

4:01

pretty often like

4:03

before they before i do my act

4:05

or something i don't know like when they get

4:07

paid all you're right about now and then do your

4:09

ass like what are they will with a letter

4:12

just like whatever

4:14

advice you will have do what you gotta get up every night

4:16

or whatever

4:19

i could see where we don't know summing

4:21

up to the sage bending feldman are you got

4:23

it is having a playlist feel as good

4:25

there are you know name it

4:27

something you say that i disagree

4:30

so many would do was one liners right

4:32

he'll say the first part the joke then

4:35

the threats kicks in this is what i say seem

4:37

to say that will finish the wrestle

4:39

joke for example ah wales have

4:41

the have the heart the size of a small

4:43

car for can't sit sit imagine if they

4:45

learn the true meaning of christmas suits

4:47

us ignore that middle part you laugh

4:50

your balls off of flu but

4:52

i hereby notice i'm noticing some know

4:54

benny you're you're moving

4:56

you're face with threats like symptoms

4:59

bought a not here in the person that you do on

5:01

states or with saw with gets

5:03

like elevated stress different

5:05

ah journal and levels inside different

5:08

triggers so like nervous

5:11

this is a big ones embarrassment is my biggest

5:13

tech oh yeah like tic tac trigger and so

5:15

like if i if i think about like

5:17

a memory that is like particularly

5:20

embarrassing to me that's what i'll have like

5:22

a i guess it's your name the

5:24

we here so here said is going well

5:27

there's less of the trigger what

5:29

do you still be adrenaline i

5:32

would say so i think i've gotten i've see more recently

5:34

i've had i've been getting better on

5:37

stage so it's like i'm like

5:39

people tell me if i can like a metronome a little bit

5:41

were like i do the jokes set up or something like

5:44

mm i got the punchline i'm

5:49

yeah more it's been more the clicking

5:51

and i'm the sort of noises then

5:53

as much as though the big explosive

5:55

stuff lately it seems

5:58

so happens but it is this country two years

6:00

when you do the threats cursing it seems

6:04

shit fuck is the goat

6:07

and i wonder i wonder

6:09

why and and then also another

6:11

when his mom of the joys and

6:13

you even do it like idsa i don't i was

6:15

wondering if it's a racial thing you get sick

6:17

motherfucker reference

6:20

it as a lot about a little bit of a i'm only white

6:22

def jam comics racism

6:25

it's like recently bitch

6:27

has been attacked in the last like

6:29

yourself as a lot of my videos

6:31

online or from before that but recently

6:34

of that bitch as the sometimes

6:36

mm the always

6:39

learn that i really do is the one

6:41

for i'm third queer people than

6:43

the hard ass are somehow that

6:47

was that you're here who sent out and

6:49

i have done edward a few times but like

6:51

maybe like twelve times

6:53

mack sennett does it really in

6:56

with you didn't extremely rare it only takes was

6:58

the about to like enough spare everybody

7:00

knows that i have tourette's so it's like still

7:02

low but it is interesting the words you packing

7:05

on the somebody that to comics fuck with you look great

7:07

the freegans states the n word and

7:09

then they ask isis west it's

7:11

and his head yeah some people a major

7:14

thing is is not usually about like

7:17

what i'm thinking about your name of course i

7:19

did it is run into x entire yeah

7:21

for sure it's weird those are the goats is

7:23

that abby snap not be seen a therapist

7:25

about that like as the some we could do about the fucking

7:28

my go to be in said bates far

7:30

as and again over there is like

7:32

behavioral therapy behavioral but i don't really

7:34

have minded i was gonna like having

7:37

the cursing takes only like ten

7:39

percent of people it's rats have cursing text by though it's

7:41

like know how lox ah elsa night

7:43

and the top ten percent with him for said yes

7:45

else has at sarge i want to keep my

7:47

don't want to lose the curse because i don't have it's

7:50

not arm is that so bad because

7:52

some people do have contextual some people have

7:54

like the walk down the street

7:56

in or see a couple and won't even

7:58

be a curse word though like july

7:59

he cheating on your amazon

8:02

of the much snow yet as for real that's like

8:04

wait that's their take when they see a couple they

8:06

say it's assistance is say good idea

8:08

or or like

8:09

it mit asshole

8:12

no i waited for and we know you bet

8:14

is it's like it's like israel it's like some people

8:17

the threatened different for everybody and

8:19

like it's some people have take

8:22

that are contextual some people have tix

8:24

that are like singing or like breathing

8:26

stuff for like just

8:28

like mostly body stuff

8:30

i like there's one called echolalia

8:32

that's where you repeat what other people say oh

8:35

i've had that a couple times but it's hardly brother

8:37

had that when we were kids at least i punched in

8:39

so maybe yeah

8:41

it's funny they'll they'll repeat just the last statement

8:44

or as you're talking the

8:46

repeat own ah the times i've done

8:48

it it's been like bull say something and

8:50

i'll just like i'll just say it

8:52

back like without even thinking

8:55

because i'm an old you're never that had severed like of

8:57

his are like time to say the word fuck it's

8:59

always like this weird automatic ah

9:02

like it just comes out so

9:04

even with echolalia

9:06

there

9:07

to sort of us are you don't even notice the do it

9:10

until through i do say that like up

9:13

did i say my my take

9:15

is smoking weed when

9:18

, do but you do realize when you

9:20

say something i thought this was interesting yeah

9:22

no success do you reckon

9:24

you hear that you said that as as he said

9:26

i think it's answer is but it's not like i'm

9:29

the think is it you normally when you when you smoothly when

9:31

you say words the your brain kinda

9:34

picks them but like

9:36

that the us

9:38

is like i'm not picking to make certain noises

9:40

they just kind of like the little bit like

9:43

automatic movement in a way like a hook

9:45

up the mean organ hiccup the

9:47

they may name i didn't want my

9:49

mouse or made well

9:52

to do that but it's just gonna keep doing it and

9:54

then i i sealed of physical and i hear

9:56

it if i guess i just did

9:58

that like day

9:59

yeah but then like imagine like you just have

10:02

my some small like us by sometimes

10:04

you get pick up sometimes you have small hiccups

10:06

and it's like the give us more hiccup you

10:08

if you haven't constantly you might not even like realize

10:11

you doing it until somebody is like did

10:13

you just why do just because i'll be walking

10:15

on the street in all categories like

10:18

argue that actually i'm can call out

10:20

and that's and the my dad vienna

10:23

major and can't calling

10:24

the main like an annoying a kitty cat i'll i'll get

10:27

it yeah

10:29

, our spirit or get i would start if

10:31

it's old school thought that after her

10:33

habit of but

10:35

it is it's it is i did you catch

10:38

yourself doing it and you're so quick on stage even

10:40

if some of these some know you're able to reap

10:42

repeat fast to the select our thoughts

10:44

the select police had

10:46

her every see that is the most are

10:49

some bozo i hate to spoil

10:51

and what like that when for example i've done

10:53

many tosser

10:55

there's like i know that i say fuck i

10:57

can then say the police cemetery sunday

10:59

paper not gonna the latter it is negative

11:01

clear that if i call you doing that lives after

11:04

you know i have seen you do the mining teacher

11:06

said i still it's like

11:08

a i hit like said he did that one

11:10

okay officer for six years

11:12

ago the he'll do string of vog

11:15

ill curse and maybe slap himself and on be like

11:17

ah sorry buffering now i could

11:19

tell that says as the go to but it still

11:21

happened you didn't make up the to read they

11:23

just know that had off with a then you gotta remember

11:25

he never said buffering before his

11:28

supporters as powerful as powerful as

11:30

i'm muslim there are some

11:33

that are like actual risk

11:35

like even if it

11:37

interrupts the joke in like a unique way that

11:39

hasn't happened before i think i'm maybe

11:42

in the one i did boss know what i have the buffering

11:44

were more the rainbow sweated you watch the video hide

11:46

i saw topple assad couple buffering

11:49

okay don't wanna get a color that okay you

11:51

are in south africa the as

11:53

this one with design a

11:56

ship was a ship in a bottle or

11:59

let's take let's take the bottle read and then i have

12:01

tourette's onstage run my iowa shit shit

12:03

fuck

12:04

oh my god that's what the message he said

12:06

like there was an actual

12:08

rescind the moment ah so that sometimes

12:11

it works sometimes it does

12:13

l a once once i'm a t threats

12:15

you know that piece of shit the many points as an audience

12:18

member stuck in the back talking about that

12:21

assess assess assess of that episode

12:23

was it that it tricky could sometimes

12:26

appointed or him but he

12:27

who

12:28

might not be a guy ah

12:30

or like it might be it might be

12:32

somebody who's maybe like

12:35

gender fluid is something and i and i'm awesome

12:37

like oh i don't want to like miss gender

12:39

a crowd member at like ran as like a sort of shotguns

12:41

and permits i can you say i'm on thousand as a

12:44

person instead of guy is in their

12:46

teens who don't know is

12:48

sometimes sometimes that but it's like it's still it

12:51

does met the flow the joke a little but it's also

12:53

i'm sometimes i just like is still in

12:55

that mental right of what you

12:57

write a joke me it's ordered

12:59

you know switch a christian little take

13:02

the go

13:03

weren't okay also spotlight doesn't

13:05

appear on the guy and else who cares where you're really

13:07

looking

13:08

enough gray in the ,

13:10

could be the person behind them unless there's not

13:13

anyone deserves a little

13:15

smaller crowd i'm it's money very obviously

13:18

your name and i enjoy does he

13:20

does he tell the joke is like sets off and guess or

13:22

lock on my own heckler one

13:26

this is not in society thinks he's getting

13:28

he's developing new tix who had what the fuck was

13:30

that once in a set

13:33

her on t i have one time i saw

13:35

the heat because i'm saddened myself what the fuck

13:37

and then it does cost to the next jokes desist

13:40

didn't certain thrive of the threats give you a headache

13:42

to do something you really you your head around

13:46

the biggest that's like threats is not

13:48

painful for the most part

13:50

for me in particular the

13:52

except for my neck

13:55

and head stuff that's like them then my two

13:57

biggest issues ah sometimes i pull my

13:59

neck onstage

14:00

and that that really bugs me

14:02

then i like that i mean like

14:04

act as pay he he he wants

14:06

states i like them know

14:08

this has to do my job so i can dislike some

14:11

of those danner be like hey yeah

14:13

i'm in active pain right out you be a few

14:16

seconds is a similar and i really fucks

14:18

the the blow up

14:21

have added you look ahead as ahead

14:23

as as have you learned the i did

14:25

see you did tourette's come from

14:27

trauma did says that he would have had no

14:29

matter what and this that or did not want to look

14:31

into that is that the that's the

14:33

okay so that that ah

14:36

i think it kind of those it's my place and says wanna throw

14:38

it out there in case they how

14:41

will this this

14:41

hybrid where you cursing at your parents

14:43

and their like to he's too good he's gonna have

14:45

tourette's and then they test them out late as a

14:48

society i have we didn't see some this

14:50

africa

14:51

ah i had milder treads growing

14:53

up like i had like kind

14:56

of like head twitches met

14:58

sort of think you need sidelined i see lot interest

15:00

but then he got older it's progressive in their bids

15:02

isn't tons that's know

15:05

i am i did psychedelics as ah the

15:08

real what like haven't really bad

15:10

saw like they

15:13

were exotic we're one the one it

15:16

seems to be within the same general time

15:18

frame pakeha where i did

15:21

they'd like acid in mushrooms time

15:23

the same week a man

15:26

okay now that hello the way you could they

15:28

say like if you do then with my size

15:30

then you have a and you

15:32

have tourette's or what

15:34

was the other that gets

15:36

a front in schizophrenia and maybe like

15:39

one or two others if you that genetic

15:42

as second your jeans and you do said

15:45

i think it's acid maybe not my since the for you twenty

15:47

five it'd take it in sooner

15:49

it would have kicked in anyway

15:51

am i getting that right

15:53

the i think so i think kinds of

15:56

my cousin also has developed like late onset

15:58

on six

15:59

there it's hard to know that was like specifically

16:02

a genetic things that would have happened anyway

16:04

as you got it as a team

16:08

i don't actually i haven't asked

16:10

her how severe has been in general

16:13

but the i got mine at twenty one shortly

16:15

after that but i also am i did

16:17

experience like hallucinations

16:20

for much longer than to supposed to use of like maybe

16:22

like a month or two i saw had auditory hallucinations

16:26

and i was like can have like this

16:28

paranoia like i assets that

16:30

was like really triggered the

16:32

time i smoked weed after that hi

16:35

i would freak out and i thought people trying

16:37

to kill me and i like barricaded the door

16:39

of my like room and shit but

16:41

that's as that's slowly went away and as at

16:43

school he went away

16:45

the tourette's sorta started

16:48

equip in though it was like

16:50

an eight month process have

16:52

kind of going through that there

16:54

was crazy

16:56

you can i said you had kids earlier

16:58

in your life say apparently already knew

17:01

wrt diagnosed not i

17:03

wasn't diagnosed until i'm adored

17:05

started the get more severe

17:07

the tix i had growing up were

17:10

like not

17:12

like the they were we'll see

17:14

photos it's like as i have long hair with

17:16

are just like i see a my hair out of my eyes my

17:19

, ss say daughter's

17:21

is like to do that or like a nervous that ah

17:24

i'm blessed

17:25

once it

17:26

they started like twit like my body started twitching

17:29

and

17:30

though terrified

17:32

i have my kids i

17:34

would have a full spasm of my arm

17:36

i was like have spoken

17:39

with has were like your arm we just move on it's

17:41

own all the suddenly there

17:43

are i was like either a buggy

17:45

are internship and are sit in my

17:48

ah my cubicle holding a pencil not

17:50

does not working for like twenty minutes because

17:52

i just staring at my hands

17:54

like average like every few like minutes they

17:56

were just go

17:57

than others

17:59

the

17:59

though afraid so far as having a like

18:03

i looked at least was users you go unconscious

18:06

so i thought i was having some sort

18:08

of like partial body seizure or something

18:10

the move but by the time

18:13

i saw i made it a point with that were neurologist

18:15

and by the time i went to the neurologist i

18:17

had already started like having a

18:19

like vocalizations and a

18:22

curse like the cursing which is like

18:24

the hallmark of tourette's there was a lot more obvious

18:26

well

18:27

the you weren't confused when you started

18:29

like the the body when

18:33

you call it up moving on it's own

18:35

was confusing but once you started yelling

18:37

curse words you recognized it as tourette's

18:40

yeah that was like pretty up there is pretty clear i

18:42

was making the clicking noises a little before

18:44

that

18:45

i did go see a doctor and then they were

18:48

the first person who i

18:50

think they said this could

18:52

be tourette's a man i was

18:54

in denial and

18:57

i will i had been persimmon been persimmon like that's twenty

18:59

thousand and then he decided to understand

19:01

that i'm gonna galleries i

19:04

was there instead of rom or the okay

19:07

what to do they explain why

19:09

why people go to

19:12

curse words why is that the bad words you

19:14

not supposed to say something else was the sale the stuff

19:16

yeah and it was a civic it's like part of

19:18

the like limbic system or

19:20

some shit okay i'm not entirely sure

19:22

it's it's like that the result of your brain that

19:24

controls first words is different than

19:26

the reduce your brain that controls other language as

19:29

our lads yeah i know

19:31

it

19:32

we supposed to it's it's like you know when you stub your toe

19:34

you like your feel like you act and

19:37

i am guy gonna fuck unit mega yacht and

19:39

that like somehow helps that tension

19:41

or whatever

19:42

ah it's like whatever

19:45

reason of the brain that automatically fires

19:47

that like tension

19:49

the going if i'm a person like you know ned

19:51

flanders if ned flanders had to

19:53

s would he still

19:56

safe

19:56

oil would a trigger your

19:58

you yeah i've

20:01

never been listed as

20:03

it is it it fires athletes

20:06

your brain i assume already use it

20:08

is it's not

20:09

then again and widening the n word and as

20:12

the successor that could be why that

20:14

could be why i'm not saying the edward

20:16

that's because

20:18

good boy who doesn't say it to begin

20:20

with he to say i other ones as you

20:22

always have consists of but i'm at it's like

20:24

i'm yet to be i mean this british comedian

20:28

whose name i forget what she says

20:30

a biscuits my

20:33

you're a lesser main take is a biscuits

20:35

you go without when then you

20:37

know where you can switch our way you to

20:39

submit around your i'm sorry

20:42

, dante's i just said on

20:45

the foster care assistant so

20:50

is he is cursing so cursing

20:52

isn't necessary the turrets even is it

20:54

or is it's like your body's flipping

20:57

out and then so you curse the

20:59

way we cursing we stop our toes as does

21:01

that make sense that true or not sure ah

21:04

no i think it is the i think it is the thread

21:06

that i don't

21:07

i think it's the thing is at is a couple

21:09

brain areas involved

21:10

sometimes it's also that one or

21:12

something okay

21:14

a huge amount of you know i'm not a doctor i just

21:16

have tourette's

21:17

funny when you have a disease you hassle

21:19

memorize it because people are going to quiz you

21:22

on eight as well you know it's like oh

21:24

where's where's the

21:25

the origin of then it's like saw

21:27

a video of yes i know

21:29

the telegraph i didn't i should tell you some french

21:31

guy who studied up on survive french women

21:33

who had it is same as guess gears

21:36

they'd to read some shit like that

21:38

my other than that can tie anywhere in fact

21:40

the clinic has to and sounds like a to athletes

21:43

you know it sounds like you can assess here

21:46

are your parents around

21:47

they together they are alive yay other

21:50

under together during their outside of philadelphia

21:52

do they ever come to your cells because they're gonna see their

21:54

boy curse oh yeah

21:56

them into my shows i tell you know if

21:58

they whatever the

22:00

sky with me your name is terrific

22:03

, i just mean my my pants would ask me to stop

22:05

as i can quit cause you're in my parents

22:07

my mom will say like hey don't look for by to

22:09

be like don't curse if it's i'm not

22:12

tourette's was address give

22:14

a fuck outta here with i sent the since very

22:16

erratic at the time that they come

22:18

up with special the roof of a specific

22:20

don't currently have it don't know

22:22

rob unless it's it's harass and it's

22:25

a small know that way it

22:27

satellite the that way

22:28

are you scared of getting in cell site

22:30

because maybe your hands on it's

22:32

or maybe he yelled the wrong were

22:34

in the wrong time

22:36

no i think i can pretty quick like if i

22:38

were to you

22:40

know i was it out that the apollo

22:42

and a job and word or something i still

22:44

think i could very quickly go like i have to

22:46

accept her soon as he wants me let me

22:48

say enough for ten more seconds it's okay yeah

22:51

don't know i think i am it hasn't been an

22:54

issue did

22:56

you know ever ah miss minute it's

22:58

been like awkward at times that i've had like

23:00

the will be like you're a man or like people

23:02

move away from me on the subway like ah

23:05

they pull their kids away by

23:07

hi it hasn't led to any altercation

23:10

i target paperback amended

23:12

a costly on the street is like something fuckin

23:15

wrong as like know so

23:17

says no i could say source and

23:19

like a job you like shoved me and said as like nah

23:21

man i'm good i have i've thread story

23:24

the right to tell closes

23:27

yeah he did it's

23:29

hard to come down off the that do he

23:31

thought this this guy was is what

23:33

he yelled swear word that amount of nowhere what

23:35

i think i was just do one of our videos

23:37

would swear words i think there's a storm like

23:40

doing some shit like that much seek out

23:42

but you might look like disapprove in

23:45

may and i think years like you've got a problem like

23:47

motherfucker in his house for him as legs though

23:51

i , had your blog and you

23:53

can't and can't do all ages shows or something

23:55

like this at noon the i

23:57

guess not i would like

24:00

i'm missing out as such a circuit

24:02

in

24:04

a canadian for

24:06

that's funny because when when we have

24:08

a new guest alley

24:09

the remembered as a you could say any words

24:12

and i didn't realize you

24:14

were the most relieved if you know thanks

24:16

and good at it is a

24:19

, that enable and i have

24:21

absolutely nuts doesn't really matter does

24:23

it affect dating are you dating

24:25

it doesn't affect dating the

24:28

diamond comedy that i would you know it doesn't it

24:30

doesn't i okay the

24:32

ah i think

24:34

if people know ahead of time i

24:37

if you know if it does affected the

24:39

won't tell me your name and where

24:41

people are like by the way i don't want to date you

24:43

because you have tourette's we just never somebody

24:45

noticed that to me so if it is it

24:47

would be some sort of like statistical numbers game

24:50

the

24:51

that i feel like the

24:53

biggest issues when i catfish people with it

24:55

i said like i don't i don't say

24:58

on the apps that i have tourette's radar

25:00

and so when i show up i have to be like

25:03

hey by the way i have tourette's is

25:05

that okay and sometimes

25:07

i've noticed the vibe a shift to death

25:10

of him so i think it does affect

25:12

dating

25:13

the or people don't like to be catfish

25:15

by

25:16

the you know that saying that he

25:18

has a big term for what that is

25:20

why yeah me that you know yeah

25:23

i'm we have this is trickery

25:25

bp people think the being tricked into

25:27

thinking

25:29

i don't have tourette's assumption i would say

25:31

you stop calling it can't say sings is

25:33

i don't think that's what you're dealing okay

25:35

he as all my profiles are

25:37

much stronger man

25:41

then everybody's got

25:43

fishing on those as they say could you know

25:45

have you ever truly elite

25:47

alcatel

25:48

tell me are we just met and yards by

25:50

the way have tourette's and does it does it matter

25:52

to you that

25:54

oh i would never ask that matters okay

25:58

to came i apologize know day would

26:00

the hearing know if it does matter there might be

26:02

like oh fuck yourself or else is

26:04

a vibe change on a date when you first mind

26:06

your their my my oh hey by the way have threats

26:09

it's like would you be

26:12

i mean the is that cool part would be

26:14

they tell me that i tell me you have to read

26:17

me like i'd show be like

26:19

henry like you know

26:21

good to meet you finally or sit there and him

26:23

in that on my the way i have tourette's

26:25

this the heads off now my dad all i

26:27

have to add to the surface oh

26:29

, how's your pet sitter my

26:33

upper hand and you want to going to set

26:35

up a joke out of said yes i'm sorry i

26:37

do i didn't i do that well for success a

26:39

set up did us to you

26:42

ever curse the

26:44

lever laid not tourette's but you can

26:46

get away with it because of surrender i

26:49

certainly don't hold myself back from cursing

26:51

everly been added i have done

26:53

that years ago

26:55

the

26:56

i don't have to

26:58

like you and him in because i just oh i curse

27:00

as much they want to i have like zero filter

27:02

is it like

27:03

cursing has become so meaningless to me

27:07

because you know ah i really about having

27:09

that many cursing takes on as i guess i'm in a nice

27:11

chills and nine it

27:14

fucking yeah no

27:16

it's like

27:17

remember in college i'd be like in a classroom

27:19

and it's like if a teacher do i had tourette's

27:22

i would just be like

27:24

really

27:29

going to test or something i just do it they're

27:32

gonna do they knew at that as a certain sense

27:34

i do get away with it and it's funny i

27:36

think in terms of that a lotta kids have tourette's because

27:38

as soon as you see the first question like swap

27:40

i mean i did ask me i've

27:42

made ah mam

27:46

sometimes sometimes

27:47

though i only like so within

27:49

five years school i

27:52

did it with the a do when i was twenty one so

27:54

i think i like i they two more years of college

27:56

where i like actively had tourette's

27:58

and i remember like

28:00

when i would get a new teacher

28:02

if i told them right away

28:04

that i have to read some and be cursing or class

28:07

they'd be like

28:08

no you don't

28:09

i did a doctor's note et cetera et cetera

28:11

like they don't know like wow there were kids

28:14

there's i'm gonna come into lakes it's

28:16

not like high school it's i will i have to be here

28:18

you're paying for college and going

28:20

like i'm going to disrupt the class some

28:23

tits on sundays i just thought i'd waste

28:25

my

28:25

i'm in years that's right the of are they think

28:27

they think i'm

28:29

you know they think i'm being a little shithead

28:31

who's going to do some shit like that which

28:33

i would

28:34

i wouldn't

28:36

the like so what i would do is i dislike i

28:39

just go to the class first

28:41

the myself and then asked the class

28:43

i'd be like hey by the way i have

28:45

tourette's that's what that was

28:47

the only made it make what would happen

28:48

the year that you would just pass out of nowhere

28:51

the i would serve like some cursing of are like

28:53

takes like you know shake my head or whenever some

28:55

clicking and it's like a somebody sees me have

28:57

tourette's first then

28:59

when i tell them i have tourette's the like

29:02

that

29:02

if i tell memory of threats before they see

29:05

me have tourette's they don't believe that

29:07

wow those who is set up how it's

29:09

always teachers i'm at certain sense bless

29:12

that's where the of mike

29:14

no guy ellis fucking meeting

29:16

may sell c don't have to give

29:18

me any of your book

29:19

look they're gonna look like you i'd rather

29:21

he added say or do something concept censorship

29:24

do you should amir myself every to rest

29:26

as ah has tourette's affected

29:29

sex the every day moving

29:31

to jerky and seventy five better now

29:33

you know i mean i'm i would

29:35

save with doesn't make it bad i

29:37

would say i'm i'm the sort of person

29:39

who like rests in the bedroom them

29:43

there and i mean it's hard to be that know king

29:45

was yeah you know the heart

29:47

of a while you know

29:49

within contact your name and i'll shut up when it's time

29:51

to shut up by like i'm like

29:53

if i have like it's

29:56

it's very funny to be making our somebody

29:58

and then like my head jerks away and i go pocket

30:00

your name in our

30:03

that second half was actually take regular

30:05

incidentally prime minister the com sometimes when

30:07

you like sake it

30:10

are you trying to buy yeah yes or fights trigger

30:12

it myself or it'll like my brains

30:14

like were donut were dealt with you in this

30:16

your name in success and it's

30:18

if i see other people threats

30:20

that triggers that also and will you can put

30:22

convention

30:23

yeah no that that's a good big ah

30:26

the joke i have is is like when you put to a less says

30:28

next to each other it's just another competitor

30:32

i can't help you i can't help you well

30:37

you know so that will turn back will be like all

30:39

i could go to like a like whistler so after

30:41

a tsunami mike like or try to like do it

30:43

sensually as like of as like a bit

30:45

or something and and then i

30:47

started to some of his mouth while they're laughing

30:49

added have you ever go down

30:51

on a woman and use their carson

30:54

so com

30:56

yeah there you

30:58

know the different this different bits that you can do

31:02

whatever i can be on and i ever see my joke

31:04

about

31:05

sometimes i'm having sex or do the exact take

31:07

that i'm doing that moment they'll be like fun

31:10

fuck gas or sit or nurse

31:12

his role play a small successes

31:17

it's either way you're doing or you could use it as requests

31:20

are you have are super sleuths super have

31:23

you ever do dream that you

31:25

don't have tourette's

31:27

or do you dream as where i never thought about that

31:30

i never

31:32

i don't i don't you check my dreams not

31:35

me a mind of where i did you check

31:38

to do i keep track legal defense religion

31:40

oh yeah

31:43

, i went out like a if i speak

31:45

a different language and on problem making

31:47

that are by f the was so bizarre yeah

31:50

i remembered that kind of stuff you know i'm

31:53

i'm an alcoholic episode i've had dreams

31:55

about drink and again of his dreams about

31:57

you know i could see the that's a desire

31:59

the thing though i feel i can that your name and

32:02

i could see a dream being based on like

32:04

i did my personal care while times they can

32:06

walk do you like

32:08

with threat with threats but i feel like a

32:10

i would say i generally don't have tourette's my dreams

32:13

but i'm also

32:14

doing my dreams it's like me at like

32:16

you know the aquarium the only mean

32:18

and i can't even rec remember

32:21

you know android hovering viera

32:23

tank or something you know i see yourself

32:26

whatever you are in such a

32:28

success as sick as sick

32:30

sat he is asking does your inner voice has

32:32

to rest

32:33

we're not going to take the lead us out not

32:35

a headset on the ssr yes

32:38

a good question access

32:40

actually that is sometimes

32:42

a thing this

32:44

the

32:45

i have that sometimes there's a specific

32:47

name for that there's different types of this

32:50

, the one type of the thought loop

32:53

or use after like repeat the same sentence

32:55

over and over again your head

32:56

the

32:58

i have one where i like yell inside of

33:00

my own head

33:01

the that is loud noise

33:03

or yelling words

33:05

this lot just like me

33:07

going yes like that but like me doing that

33:09

inside my head

33:11

the i love that one had snow that sensei

33:14

what makes us particularly good

33:16

that's part of a release of tension

33:19

and so apart away like that one is like

33:21

i can just like sit there quietly on the train

33:23

or whatever and just like in my

33:26

head i'm going quick

33:29

as loud as i can in my own brain

33:32

when i like sounds like elements

33:35

yeah yeah like a meditative like as if

33:37

i had a big like bowl or whatever

33:39

the runway us

33:41

are you able to you know what do you watch others

33:44

stand ups performed before after

33:46

you are in are you afraid you're going

33:48

to run their said i'm

33:50

able to only vibrate mode so i like i can

33:54

if i'm focusing on the take second like

33:56

if i don't want a curse i did

33:58

not

33:59

the a good analogy for it like and

34:01

i'll be able to you can redirect the heating like

34:04

the i can shake in the back instead

34:06

of ah

34:07

like vocal i i say iran silent

34:10

yeah marseilles yeah he ,

34:12

i prefer him to assist

34:15

to yet the likes of was

34:17

but you know being affected and does it does

34:19

it take for energy the

34:22

movie ten other part of the body yeah

34:24

yeah so it's like

34:26

it's called

34:28

on voluntary as put the involuntary

34:31

ah because it's like

34:32

you can stop it and another example

34:34

so that is on voluntary is blanket

34:37

that's the big metaphor or were like if you wanna

34:39

hold your eyes open you can

34:41

like you decide

34:43

your name in ah by

34:45

most the time blinking is automatic but

34:47

if you were to try to hold your eyes open for an entire like

34:50

you know fifteen minutes stand upset at

34:52

some point are going to be like a fucking close my

34:54

eyes

34:57

if i would try to

34:59

the

35:00

i do not have any tourette's for the entire

35:02

like fifteen minutes i would like

35:05

that that would cause me to like

35:07

the shortly into it like a feel

35:09

like i desperately need to and have like a big like

35:11

spasm of

35:13

i would you do that you would you like

35:15

you controller for a while and then let it

35:17

all at once set sinister purpose get

35:20

like that but if they yet disability

35:22

buildings i like bucks to uproot with yet with

35:25

him it builds up exactly

35:28

i don't know why

35:30

the center of the the get

35:32

some sort of serotonin a balance or something the

35:35

have you done heavy drug sense

35:38

no i've not a kind of afraid

35:41

said afraid feel like

35:43

listen i would have

35:45

ryan had i not as i got again credit

35:48

i'm not i'm i'm not like a prude

35:50

are not going to be clear i liked

35:52

doing as to the germs and i feel like it or

35:54

did expand my mind different ways

35:57

however it also of

35:59

it might a click the couple switches and than a

36:02

once you

36:02

latin a different time i'm having fun like

36:05

address a you don't are

36:08

you and and i used smoking

36:10

any leader or during the next

36:12

week i'm able to smoke weed again whatever

36:15

the paranoia the paranoia to have is like i've been

36:17

able to it's

36:19

been enough time that that's like tilda i

36:21

think i had the most tourette's like

36:23

i think it like peaked when i was like twenty

36:26

three to twenty four or so

36:28

then it's been like it can have plateaued

36:30

at a at a nice level now

36:32

the saudis us asking

36:34

the smoking weed we help you curb year tix

36:36

and [unk]

36:36

though i want to know

36:38

give you the boss is i any drugs

36:40

alcohol any kind of anything

36:42

that add that a dancer won't tell you how to do

36:44

the ball to do that is what it's gonna get worse

36:46

who the fuck know how many restrict

36:48

our goal of making the

36:51

balls to have balls damn beer assessed

36:56

on it i'm feeling okay

36:58

out it think we'd makes it better somehow

37:01

i don't know one but alcohol

37:03

a say i think makes of worse cause

37:07

like that that inhibition thing were like at

37:09

all times i think i have some low

37:11

level of inhibition where i'm like able

37:14

to hold it that with alcohol

37:16

that kind of removes that game the all

37:18

just like it'll just come out your

37:20

middle too much more gotta be exhausting

37:24

yeah yeah but i'm about also feels

37:26

good i don't that to be

37:29

at a enable

37:31

that to make anybody sure how anyone it

37:33

, nonetheless as as as into an advertiser

37:36

drafted i turned out to drink though just for like

37:38

job

37:39

you know thursday comedy sharp

37:41

are feeling that weed is better

37:44

i don't know how do you get you

37:47

i'm applied head

37:48

the are in i love it the

37:51

and i think

37:52

you know that we were talking about it

37:54

words say i'm

37:57

applied head the people still receive the now

37:59

though on top of things like whatever

38:02

and that's not really like the the pot had

38:04

experience at least seen on tv it's but

38:06

i think hi just me see

38:08

more patient then you end

38:10

up being more patient with yourself my

38:12

patient with other things more with your work

38:15

it's not that it slows me down

38:18

in a way that i'm i can get

38:20

off the couch or anything i mean it is a clue

38:23

do that it could relax me but i

38:25

think it just makes me more patient so

38:27

it's it's not like i can't do work they

38:29

can't do this i can't do that i can i

38:31

can do it look slow because i'm been

38:33

more patient that makes sense

38:36

given are thinking about it near

38:39

the i love the olive smoking

38:41

going on a thing for fifties and

38:43

shit and yes i think it makes a

38:45

curious

38:45

and i and i know they curiosity

38:48

leads to patients because speaking

38:50

a curious before you get angry season get curious

38:53

for you be yourself ah the he can get curious

38:56

before you decide that somebody trying to do

38:58

something to the or whatever is the patience

39:00

level increases and i think that's what part

39:02

does the mary

39:04

and have had a year love the you have tourette's this

39:06

really worked out you know some people

39:09

might not like a you love it right

39:13

or their comics up there with sake diseases

39:15

the just on some

39:17

time ago the seemingly have m s

39:22

people are taken i would

39:24

say the only you know maybe cartman from south

39:26

park

39:30

i did you think they

39:32

leave a game show called silent sailors

39:34

were i watch a movie trailer i'm silence

39:37

and then people try to guess what movie i

39:39

am talking about in the gorgons keith

39:41

who knows movies really really and

39:43

i think you're threats made healthy just like yelling

39:45

answers dad having

39:47

keys c l you can hear jesus

39:50

young yelling all the answers

39:52

yeah to you in

39:54

a movie theater are you

39:57

know you're you're able to control yourself for enjoy

39:59

your dallas yeah here you know

40:01

is what i want to go see i'm pop gun okay

40:04

recently and i are you know i

40:06

got them were going to via remote and then it's

40:08

like i'm like partly to the movie i like

40:10

the to forget like to be like

40:12

i dislike i'm my i hadn't taken

40:15

as likes of israel i'm in a public

40:18

school of this alive like

40:20

i'm if i used up all that energy for task

40:23

done business with with us it's a that much

40:25

energy the other in other top gun

40:29

if i if i'm chill and like of i'm just hanging

40:31

out been shown that i'm good

40:34

it's very different than my

40:36

we the worst it would be is like

40:39

if i was among the worst threats i would have

40:41

as if i was a in a stockade being publicly

40:43

humiliated that's when it would

40:45

be the worse italia to entertain the

40:48

idea fuck internet cafe like cafe

40:50

like yeah

40:53

sugar makes it spike caffeine

40:56

the know

40:57

it's a different different a most i feel like changing

41:00

emotional states

41:01

adam is different

41:03

hard to pin down

41:04

when a couple things it seems

41:06

that cyrus your brain cells so

41:08

they're fires of your brain like that and then

41:10

i think so but also think be talking is

41:13

big if i if i'm not talking if

41:15

i'm already being quiet i won't have

41:17

like i'll probably not vocalist

41:19

so me sitting in a movie theater quietly

41:22

i'll probably have less tourette's for

41:24

the moment i start talking to somebody i'm like

41:26

my to do something

41:28

green the mouse your name

41:30

hey

41:31

you raid interest

41:33

no but that is something people have really

41:35

you're writing and i'm down you right fuck shit

41:37

in between sensors the i got

41:39

there now that years i don't i'd

41:42

personally don't have that type of that is of the be what

41:44

have you

41:45

ha

41:46

then a minute and i never even thought of i

41:49

never even thought of that that you're your hand

41:52

is the one that has to as at that moment right

41:54

the air b people i'm a deaf

41:56

people with the redskins signings wow

42:00

middle fingers are coming out a lot right you're

42:02

just coming into the bathroom or whatever the

42:04

different signs are i dunno what they are like

42:07

, give me both

42:09

directions me both did you just rape fuck

42:11

off and then the posts eaten song you

42:14

can read

42:16

it when you're onstage and it kicks

42:19

in do you have to consciously go don't

42:21

think about it i'm guessing it's almost

42:23

like almost comic that gets in their own head

42:25

on states and is like as sit

42:27

this puzzle take them off now that pauses take

42:29

on non think about all this get added that

42:31

heads years to get out ahead like those threats

42:33

are you major jokes stop them fuck it's going

42:35

on forever slap forever slap slap work

42:37

like that

42:39

the i mean it's like i'm or try to

42:41

i will like all

42:43

on per is a thing called stemming from

42:46

which is sorta like stimulating and

42:48

it's like the idea being like purposefully

42:51

letting it go

42:52

and so that's why it's like timed really

42:54

well

42:55

is like i'll do a joke let

42:57

it go you a joke let it

42:59

go than anyway any tension that is building

43:01

up happens

43:03

the enemy and sometimes it's like sometimes

43:05

as a little bit

43:07

sometimes as a whole like hawkins

43:09

be on him in an egg can

43:11

feel it and it's and it's and it like

43:14

the it will peak like potential will build

43:16

too much or like wealth clicker

43:19

why i'm in the middle of a joke what if i

43:21

the by really sit in between jokes

43:23

then it's way more likely that it won't

43:26

like fuck up the river

43:27

well you shouldn't

43:29

the you hidden

43:32

going late night and guy is you know

43:34

if you got his at a book me and

43:36

and i prefer to culberson

43:39

i think they

43:40

the read the book was that j f l ah

43:42

so should be able hurt

43:44

the first shit fuck week

43:46

that's a

43:48

thing says for that can you guarantee

43:51

them that you on curse on their cell no

43:53

actually i can imagine

43:56

a soldier them whole curse on their selfish

43:59

i promised to

44:02

, they came between years year one

44:05

liners out

44:07

this a famous meeting with tourette's them sam

44:09

com you got america's got talent

44:12

them and a year they had him on they reached out to

44:14

me she has well ah well and

44:16

i the like when i'm i'm the one

44:19

he doesn't have cursing tourette's for their

44:21

and i do have cursing dressing as like or

44:23

he's a he's very funny ah but my she's

44:25

also television say about

44:28

that the you say no because he added

44:30

say no i i was interested

44:33

there are going to be i said i fuckin

44:35

love to bits call

44:37

the is it is

44:40

but is think given him and they are they

44:42

met their tourette's comedian quota say

44:44

say thousand address the without one

44:46

i use no worries as long as

44:49

you're the real deal think

44:51

, going to the joke to me come on the success

44:54

that suffers on it didn't

44:56

you have some the a lotta

44:58

turrets stuff that's like the

45:00

only reliable to make a

45:06

, as catholic catholic

45:08

really selling and well i

45:10

think i think audiences get it but it's get it

45:12

to see a comedian words like i specifically

45:14

relate to that guy and or don't

45:17

know what's that even

45:19

let you even every do stand up you mention

45:21

a right away because it's gotta be clear

45:24

right yeah but that i don't

45:26

i really don't like might try to have my

45:28

act be about my jokes

45:30

i'm sure sure sure but you do say

45:32

in a certain way whenever you say you like i

45:34

have to read some my curse and slap the worry

45:37

i'm okay or however you say yours use

45:39

the exact same words and it's almost like let

45:41

me get that out before i even curse they

45:43

that's that's a ticket this point out

45:46

, he had he said it had

45:48

he said hey

45:50

i have enough threats of my second person the set

45:52

thorn about an hour at if third man

45:54

whom automatic

45:56

whatever part of the brain auto drives

45:59

please report of addresses

46:02

so of course we're going to find out about that and the

46:04

stripper to atlantic city obviously

46:06

a jump in any time canada

46:09

did indeed go to atlantic city

46:12

and i saw some pictures on our read a page

46:14

of a public i got they got sick as how

46:16

this atlantic city the hotel room and i

46:18

go oh we got there like roaches and certain

46:21

see like yeah

46:23

roaches and sit fifty

46:27

what's this hotel room

46:29

the euro atlantic city for

46:31

those who don't know they close to new york

46:33

to new yorkers in travel there

46:36

sometimes for the same day sometimes they

46:38

stay however it

46:40

is a dump have a place

46:42

it is one is the saddest plus

46:44

his it's so bizarre but he has

46:47

all this wonderful stuff a boardwalk

46:49

on the beach the beaches great it

46:51

has the you know a say i would

46:53

seriously ill and like little things for the

46:55

kids and has you know gaming sayings

46:57

it has i'm

46:59

it it has like something that's like

47:01

a shit ton of hotels right on the beach

47:03

and everybody has something said is

47:05

one of the hotels and has i'm

47:07

a giant screens

47:10

like this is for anybody who's interest

47:11

it is a bias the a beer

47:14

beer and air hockey and comfortable

47:16

seating

47:16

with like every game, she was amount

47:19

of things like that so it's a big disneyland

47:21

for all different of things

47:24

that you wanted to you're on your time off my that

47:26

night there will never move a

47:29

kind of the end up sushi

47:31

and is also lot of gambling

47:32

which i think it's makes it a little

47:35

more degenerate in

47:36

oh hell yeah and seat

47:39

and it's it's just

47:41

you step l all the hotels are basically

47:43

along the shore the new step

47:46

one block and it's a literal block

47:48

outside of that needed the saddest

47:51

space it's it's a times until

47:53

like weird al police

47:56

have a third world the i don't know it's every

47:59

other stores caching every

48:01

other ones that like you see bullet holes you

48:03

see smashed glassy see i'm and

48:06

let anyone who's anyone those

48:08

see

48:08

this walking around the locals are leader

48:10

when thing

48:11

or in the middle of a bad trip

48:14

or like our

48:16

the parents are not on did the sitting in the

48:18

middle seats it's just there's

48:21

not a good place but

48:23

it's it's feels like it should be is i

48:25

make sense substitutes to the case in space

48:27

as soon as you step out of that little

48:30

space it's just sad but then you think

48:32

you you step back into that this hotels

48:35

people on vacation one

48:37

person is happy everyone

48:39

is walking around with they just lost all their money and

48:41

a know they are didn't not everybody's their camp

48:43

get sit there with their kids to yelling

48:45

at their kids everyone's tired

48:47

they're dragging their kids around at it's if

48:50

you're there with your with your partner still

48:52

sitting there on some kind of like you

48:54

know boardwalk this guy's pushing you

48:56

and or like a little trolley and and

48:58

you think it's supposed to be enjoyable everyone's

49:00

having a sit down it's there

49:02

the weird can you play the ogre benny

49:04

by the way c d you are what are

49:06

called them yeah like that there's there's

49:08

no tic tacs and fucks up what you did in

49:10

your turn or other

49:13

, are smarter than some gum

49:15

there with there casinos and casinos like city that

49:18

psycho

49:19

i think famously that was like trump

49:22

really fucked over a lot a contract psyche

49:24

like ah he had a series of businesses

49:26

and like it the did not

49:29

pay out like a bunch of money to like

49:31

people who like worse for hundred percent like so

49:33

like know even at the he destroyed the whole

49:35

area by hiring

49:36

oh and in are paying

49:38

something like that i think he he he

49:40

in some major way contributed to

49:43

the decline of atlantic city i'm

49:45

others a variety of other things that happened

49:48

that yeah i'd i'd really like walking around

49:50

there sickly i need to know the history of this

49:52

place which i haven't looked into i don't know that

49:54

it ever was

49:56

you know the the cleanest most disneyland

49:58

the type thing because it's

49:59

the only like gambling that vegas

50:02

is clean and beautiful and

50:04

and luxurious there's no luxury

50:06

and we picked a hotel with a bally's we

50:09

take the hotel that has

50:11

it's one of the

50:13

good what is let's say

50:14

the the hotel has good

50:19

the reputation played so we we weren't

50:21

like all let's pick i to block down because

50:23

it's a little caesars regular pricing and

50:25

it's midweek

50:27

and so we thought everything refined there was

50:29

i saw a unready they posted there was

50:31

a roach right outside the womb

50:33

the men are we to the stairs one time

50:36

will ship

50:39

i think it's human say but not

50:41

because i know the

50:42

granted it it was smeared their

50:44

oh it

50:45

because they don't allow pets into

50:47

this building so i assume

50:50

that someone hooked in the stairwell

50:53

it did not seem or smell

50:55

new

50:56

which means no one passes

50:58

through those stairs to claims you didn't

51:02

the i have no i didn't know offices

51:04

and it looks like somebody was prepared because

51:06

there's

51:07

target glommed there

51:08

that looks anybody one i do

51:11

would it look like they tried to pick it up and

51:13

then said ma'am , the stairwell

51:15

i don't think anybody's is they do

51:17

a thing about it so now i'm thinking

51:20

of and we were only there for twenty four hours twenty

51:22

four hours and whatever anyway

51:25

so

51:26

i go to them as i

51:28

call a funny though he does the roads in by the

51:30

way their share in blood of law and

51:32

they like oh

51:34

okay well

51:36

like nothing they can do about it whatever

51:38

i let could we were thinking of extending one a

51:41

d c one extend it's for

51:42

the dollars more than the first night but

51:44

like

51:45

we the told you this super stairwells

51:47

there's there's a a roach as it was outside

51:50

of the door next to us you

51:52

know that it's does the votes outside the door

51:54

and we were thinking of extending it now

51:56

it's like i think we pay like one thirty

51:59

for the room but

51:59

for a friday night it was like size

52:02

forty you just heard

52:04

me say that and you said sicily

52:06

the to the five for you know you said it

52:08

something and okay that's on the phone

52:10

the next morning we go down

52:12

i go down and and

52:15

talk to somebody in person the

52:17

by the way this you know and i'd as this point

52:19

i said i didn't take a picture the

52:21

poop and this was yesterday i'm

52:23

not sure it's still there but we sides

52:26

said okay ah well

52:28

what i can do since you booked it not with values

52:30

you booked it on booking dot com a

52:33

i can we we're going to charge you a resort fee

52:35

which is what a lot of atlantic city places

52:37

do they like all yeah you room is one thirty

52:40

and then because there's a pool somewhere

52:42

they charge you a thirty five dollar resort fee a

52:44

night is not an image and okay fine

52:47

they're waving the resort see i'm like

52:49

to sit in the fucking stairwell

52:52

no one even responding to the then

52:54

i said

52:55

i didn't take a picture of it she pretended

52:57

to call someone to do something about it

52:59

couple hours later i'm like let's go

53:01

look if we can take a picture of this shit because

53:04

i'm definitely writing an email asked

53:06

as it was still there that's

53:08

how we took pictures of it

53:11

stairwell and

53:13

cab santa know this a way to

53:15

go to the of balloons and his mind is created

53:18

the nobody nobody minds

53:20

that there nobody so of course

53:22

we like to play texas hold em we went to

53:24

the course a game and

53:27

i did so bad

53:30

i did so

53:31

we were gonna send a hundred dollars each

53:34

i did some that had to quickly forty dollars

53:36

and some xerxes hundred

53:39

, a lot better

53:41

you guys are so good you know

53:43

the dealer named the dealer knows the or name

53:45

the practically live there they're they're

53:48

they're playing all the time and they read

53:50

me so quickly

53:52

annual being so nice about it that

53:54

it was the worst because my dad

53:57

says they see weren't even like giving me

53:59

the

53:59

courtesy of been licensed fucking

54:02

city

54:02

no they want you to stay

54:04

as long

54:06

they do but they were being so sweet

54:08

deal

54:08

the you ever want you to

54:10

no like at least

54:12

this one guy clearly had

54:14

meet like with we weren't selling it's and

54:16

it was time for him to that i saw him go first tits

54:18

and then he's like

54:19

on his face is like learning to this day to

54:21

break and i'm like no i have a hand

54:24

side that five and he's

54:26

he was an adult for ten he's

54:28

fine five can you stop thirteen

54:31

digging a hole for years set up on

54:33

like new man i got this and and

54:35

this flip around oh my god he got it

54:37

and he was being so nice to me then

54:39

the end of my round at the

54:41

table

54:42

i had like five dollars and

54:45

does somebody goes the guy next to me was trying

54:47

to be really nice and i know the it was good vice in

54:49

their kind of asshole but this guy was really being

54:51

nice and he's a good blindly was

54:53

your last five don't worry about where your cards

54:55

out before you turn because if people are you

54:57

going blind while gonna go in and if

54:59

you when you're gonna win bigger

55:02

and if you don't when there's nothing you

55:04

can do with like the others

55:05

the dollars that you're gonna have right

55:07

i didn't do it because i'm like why don't know

55:10

and been of land and like i know he's i didn't do

55:12

it and i didn't win that i won

55:14

the hand but not as much but one a

55:16

once i had queensland when

55:18

i won

55:19

everyone sincere like oh we're so

55:21

glad you want that's nice that you on this one i'm

55:23

like oh my god

55:24

her

55:25

oh my god these guys practically have

55:27

a cigarette know how in their hand all

55:29

the time in a beer it's and they're being so

55:32

nice to me that's how bad i was at

55:34

atlantic city yeah

55:37

what else have been there and is instead the

55:40

beach was surprisingly there in warm it in new york

55:42

city i thought lake there were

55:44

so close

55:44

there's gotta be the same a lot nicer

55:47

the

55:48

it it it is still

55:50

is like a block away from what's

55:53

not going on right and people married

55:55

you know either

55:56

in the middle of the psychotic break or not

55:58

the days

55:59

they were good guy i'd dancing

56:03

right by the water with caution

56:05

tape just playing

56:07

with it like it's like it's a partner and

56:09

dancing with caution tape blankets

56:12

regular and know paying attention

56:14

and that's the viability of atlantic city

56:16

it's weeds such as a time we walk for

56:18

miles and miles because they make

56:21

everything though

56:22

the the nothing's clear though

56:24

we're going to the same spot

56:26

and you have to go through all of

56:28

these i used to cause who casino and

56:31

and thereby restaurants

56:33

and i'm always getting lost the were walking so much

56:35

like is as hell every one is limping no

56:38

one's in any shape were supermodels

56:40

over there and and we're not

56:42

and it how are you

56:45

and i would add another place

56:47

wow i understand you know you're not moving there any

56:49

time scenario

56:50

but then but then you look at a real estate

56:52

near like the house

56:55

on the water

56:56

for like three bedroom for like

56:58

one hundred grand a beach

57:00

house basically a me like yeah

57:02

but

57:03

you know like when we were there they warned me don't

57:05

leave this hotel and go to the

57:08

seven eleven two blocks away at night

57:10

the woman's know like while yeah we can live

57:12

there but xerxes will have to walk the literary

57:15

everything if i glared at night so maybe now

57:18

anyway

57:20

that atlantic

57:20

the who who blame for this and say

57:22

what happens he the other day the yeah yeah

57:25

yeah you can a bunch of adventures

57:27

yeah help a pretty much everything

57:29

breaking in our house the

57:31

washer the oven the a c hasn't

57:33

been working for almost a week and

57:35

so it's it's been a lot of life repairing

57:38

or buying new and for new

57:40

air conditioner we've

57:43

can break the kick off the bars

57:45

on the window and like all the sets

57:47

anyway i'll get to that

57:49

but first we go on a nice bike ride

57:52

mean sexist we gonna stop by seven

57:54

eleven to get some ice and water

57:57

then we blew up seven eleven apparel

57:59

and blown never know

57:59

then i love it it's very useful

58:02

when you're on the girl

58:03

there

58:05

smith

58:06

forty seven eleven i did not

58:08

see this incoming added

58:11

years he said he saw them is one

58:13

percent saw them from the corner

58:15

of his eye and decided like i'm gonna give

58:17

this guy attention when i saw as

58:19

as putting my headphones away

58:22

the person started coming so quickly

58:24

add us

58:25

they had like with intention going fuck

58:28

me

58:28

that means

58:30

that a kitten lost their share

58:31

oh

58:32

then started taking lost their bras

58:34

that you are then when continue

58:36

to say suck me so and i'm like was

58:38

the most aggressive sex worker i have ever not

58:41

like the for and i n and

58:44

as are going for xerxes

58:46

and i'm like i'm not sure what did you hear

58:48

and now they're they're about to like showed

58:51

so

58:52

it

58:53

i assume they did they were missing weapons

58:55

to their dick yes what's happening

58:58

they took up there broaden their say not going to

59:00

say dick yeah i don't

59:02

yeah

59:03

yeah cook officer took off the broad and making

59:06

reference to the deck is that the person

59:08

saying fuck me to lost a close

59:10

the alleyway of you have any respect for with

59:12

the pronouns i appreciate that

59:14

during the store suicide

59:16

i don't know what they're going on in source

59:18

of good yeah so it's nice that there is a gender

59:20

neutral one they think i think

59:22

they're immature i'm

59:25

an md also said i even gimme

59:27

all your money

59:29

okay

59:30

and i felt like

59:31

then he started putting their hands up like

59:34

they'd gonna

59:35

how did i love are aware that

59:38

very close now this

59:40

season this per

59:41

in our in the same

59:43

area like like if you were talking to one an

59:46

expert and and this is like i didn't though

59:49

the i didn't say i didn't say anything

59:51

is the the person was i

59:54

that me you want to fuck me you

59:56

said you are you going to fuck me and

59:58

the look like a woman was with you

1:00:00

think anything once a woman

1:00:01

notably

1:00:04

very gender neutral on maybe

1:00:06

later maybe maybe

1:00:09

the start of and listening to see

1:00:11

mail maybe of

1:00:13

cash so it's it's it's a tall person

1:00:16

pretty skinny but muscular

1:00:18

has like are a male sex flame

1:00:21

by parker

1:00:23

send but but this

1:00:25

isn't about to hit anybody says

1:00:28

it's person's com and adam the

1:00:30

the hands or up ah you

1:00:32

want to fuck me that i think they said something

1:00:34

i see

1:00:34

they're saying already been

1:00:37

hidden us attorney

1:00:39

now they're following xerxes

1:00:41

and guess he decided d escalate

1:00:44

know following him go and light

1:00:46

i'm how those spacewalk and is the

1:00:48

person's right behind you just these phone

1:00:51

in like

1:00:52

the circle in china like square up you

1:00:54

know like i'm about to hit you as

1:00:57

in regards to the say no thank you and keep going

1:00:59

quickly because it's not me it's xerxes

1:01:02

and they keep threatening xerxes and this

1:01:04

is like i didn't the person

1:01:06

said like oh you said you going to fuck me happens is that

1:01:08

i didn't say anything like that now there's

1:01:10

a another person standing i'm

1:01:12

close just like a bystander

1:01:15

and he and his other person is doing

1:01:17

what i try to do an ac chaos and stand

1:01:20

away and if you are called

1:01:22

upon it you will do with our so

1:01:24

this person is sort of standing guide i

1:01:26

don't know what to do

1:01:28

the time the hands or up insists

1:01:31

and good you still had a d escalate

1:01:33

as the person is following i don't have

1:01:35

the or about that he got there they pay said she

1:01:37

looked at me and they said to him

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something like i know that like

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you know your your

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pretty or whatever but like i'm gonna

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get you into that did he said they

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said i

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he wanted with any but i'm gonna wrestling

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you over to the death sentences of circles

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as person in the press is the summer

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into this is this was so scary

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it either

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we were about to get robbed i thought that

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so she's was about to get punched because

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i don't know where this person was getting

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their information found this because he did not

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like that this the i'm

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where are you getting your information from

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i don't i don't know what state of mind this person

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is in because they started by taking off

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their clothes and now they're china

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someone and then finally

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the finally they said us

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five dollars to get into the seven eleven assists

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a five year , guard at the southern

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allows a suit

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and isn't times during those are cool nine one

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one what it says he's want me to do here

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because it's it's his site right now site

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don't want to get in the middle in don't want it you know so

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too much of myself because now it looks like

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question or whatever and i think whereabouts

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into a fight and it i

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guess they just wanted five dollars the

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people to get in the seven eleven sound

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is waiting for xerxes to any does ah

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i think we should leave numbers right on a good

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guy

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i'm not sure if i can ride this fight fans

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and of this this when

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he

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so twenty year old i feel

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like they can run so fast that lake as

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we leave they can win after but terry

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the other guy stood there and

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kill those who gave the head know blake were

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cool now and then everybody about

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their business

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so scary

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where was the senate the

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new york

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yeah new york i can in manhattan they just

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don't know he's seven elevens

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yeah did not do is always like

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someone outside the seven eleven who

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knows rhonda

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asking for money or if

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somehow

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the original it out

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one

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i feel bad i wondered if we she didn't has with

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that several i'm going with you know the do like a bully

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that of your door i'm sure that is i'm sure

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they know say no or minimal

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set on the sit in the land city and

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then they focus on busy guy

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outside the store there's like

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i'm i'm in the

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the different seven elevens images off the

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wall was in jelly

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you got a lot quieter i'm not sure why just

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one you know and hello yes fear

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that yet guess i'll get forgot it

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is like

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the other i'm about like this the staff would have

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a contentious relationship with

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the staff is busy the item in a

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several you that surveyed the person goes

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far enough bought like where they can't

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see them to say that doorway or whatever

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your name

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yeah i just thought you know when do you

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call the police you know

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if that would be if we saw is that

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another eyes outlay

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from the men antonio

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it's also you know i'm right

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exactly but i i am hesitant

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two yellow jersey name i noticed in public

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because it's sights say they're

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fiercely

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her head in shame

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that he is more see setting

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up a bit a civil

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find myself being selective

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the when i yelled virtues heat

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nothing a third

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one is there

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yeah

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i don't know is that crazy the i feel like i just

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said the move

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i guess somebody does had a regular new york

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day to me i was so scared

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like oh my god you need a minute you

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are almost as punched and this is like i think

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you need a minute would you like a mess yes i would

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like a minute i thought we about to get robert

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that you are about to get tied states that stuff

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was about avenue like no idea scully

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them as i understand the holy shit

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rebecca thank you for this

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and you tube very much

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appreciated i guess stickers nicely

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had stayed cyrenaica group of don't allow

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me a fantastic as he says

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you can you can i am like i know plenty to

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scrape biggest agree with synthesis

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i walked a street on the but you benny

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but i walk in every single day onwards

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six amount of fighters go that

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avenue or now the i made to get

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concerned and air the first is somebody says

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something or state

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percent years or make me i know i have tourette's

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but sometimes i will be will say something

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that's why i'm feeling that's because i

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gentrifying some

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the healing yes i understand something to tide

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see on the middle the street this morning and lists

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of the walk that way we'll see what else i'm

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ready to fight or ugly of the disguising

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on the great this were on

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said the not you're gliding had he disclosed

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on lads a better syria mud were not

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deny injured that your things yes unusual

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where did nodded yeah

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at the way healer the escalating

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is this kind of check

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he gave him leave that for a minute to say he's

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not scared and and he

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he stepped i lay down on my back

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like a dog and i put a pathetic as episodes

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as your the dominant one

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i don't

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he just n n he says things like as

1:06:49

the personal as i you want to fuck

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me and says he's like i didn't say

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anything like that

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i'm not saying that i always said that i

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didn't sit let me explain when it comes

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to fucking you are maybe you overheard

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so i can you believe i would have said this a said

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to my girlfriend just recently blindness

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ah no i i do not wish the fuck

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you but i need mean notice know was no

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offense there for sore

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the job he came that like the guy had assists

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up and he was

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coming down he didn't he didn't

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contain is earning more into a guy the

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more we talk insist on

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the pronounces switch yeah made

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this i'm a game and man i gotta

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tell ya

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i think i think

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they were taller than sex he

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already oil like the same height

1:07:35

what he knew and you want to get that fine seven

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eleven pizza you know you gotta pay

1:07:41

for the record seven eleven is obviously

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did for their cooks therapies which is number one

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on saw

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though they have big fat ice machines and

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we have to lose sixty six is at

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can ever later tubes and we have the

1:07:52

fill our water bottles and like

1:07:55

so we just we

1:07:56

they'll be giant wire bottles with ice i think

1:07:58

that's nice also

1:07:59

coffee is the same bullshit

1:08:02

around the city unless you're going

1:08:04

to adam the coffee is the same

1:08:06

but it's so much cheaper and you get all

1:08:08

these fixes so yeah definitely

1:08:10

and seven eleven for not that these are

1:08:13

not the wings

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very well below room for happy

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can still enjoy one somewhere in this great country

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you internet is and eleven that they were okay

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yeah yeah three of them

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the app

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ah there

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he says he can the for we gotta read download

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it yeah lately gotta get our points on the

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surface but in the other seven eleven there

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was it was it you there was a die right outside

1:08:37

and he seemed to be the neighborhood fan

1:08:40

on and everyone knew him like somebody

1:08:42

came out and to give

1:08:44

him food like it was it was thing this one

1:08:46

woman with passing by just walking down the streets

1:08:49

and i see those are get to on the

1:08:51

way back today then entered

1:08:53

his name and then and he he kept talking

1:08:55

and she's like yeah yeah i just need like five minutes

1:08:58

i'll get to on my way back and so she's

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says something about gonna the bank we'll be right

1:09:02

there like the theater

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just getting a very unfortunate missing lot

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of she's a cancer falling off late nights

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in the best these the she's the to be good with

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his neighborhood people around the seven elevens

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very non threatening very just a

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neighborhood hello

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oh my god i'm make

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i guess guys think they just always gonna

1:09:23

get into say late

1:09:25

and i do their you're pretty

1:09:27

often the i haven't really quite

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often

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i

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i mean people

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the mean it's like also like

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you see somebody being threatening in general

1:09:37

if they're threatening like who

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you know to a woman or something inside

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well i have to intervene or something

1:09:45

i have i have i'm recently

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issa on two people

1:09:49

start shoving each other and

1:09:51

then i saw that i i came in at

1:09:53

lake the the beginning of their fight but

1:09:56

he was definitely escalating they would definitely

1:09:58

together as a couple

1:09:59

and i just stood there and

1:10:02

once they realized i was there that some

1:10:04

far away and i'm on my by exciting go away

1:10:06

whenever i want i stood and

1:10:08

once they saw like one of them saw hey

1:10:10

there's somebody there the kind of like took it down

1:10:12

that's i've done that a lot in new york where you see

1:10:15

people in a fight he is kind of stand there

1:10:17

from far away and musical like he

1:10:19

i do and is everything okay this is had a good idea

1:10:22

that you ask them for directions like nothing has happened

1:10:24

to the for a lot of these you just have to

1:10:26

disrupt what they're doing so that they can

1:10:29

it out of their head and know there in public and they need

1:10:31

to take it down

1:10:32

the i wouldn't i saw a girl on the subway

1:10:35

and there's a guy kind of like can

1:10:37

i like given her shit harasser

1:10:39

i went up as like hey this guy bother you

1:10:42

as you like yes can you please like help

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me then what he had his are we

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dislike spells out of was the be a man

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with , number one man army

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for the summer shows up and it's like

1:10:53

the we are was i was there with my other

1:10:55

like friend and so we decided

1:10:57

we get on a subway and she sits between

1:10:59

us

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i'm a guy is still i can i turn to talk

1:11:02

to her and stuff wow

1:11:05

we dislike of what she does have see like miss

1:11:07

her stop and orders i keep riding with

1:11:09

us until until he got off and then why

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wouldn't we just i kind of formed a which kind of formed

1:11:15

barrier between

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given her

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really nice we've you want to be he

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could a fucking attacked us something we were supposed

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laughter just that

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the shell out laughing , us

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it's just not of this he couldn't get away away

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a your not not as

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mr bush's legacy not

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and see comments on the you tube or something on

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other pulled up to him or her people

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tend beatles and what i hear that you

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get a sticker their dance yeah ballard

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said only in the yards yes to sleep

1:11:49

now now separately some this

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with now hair separately some was messed

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up lead bought a you a new unit

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the new unit he has to take some of

1:11:57

the bars or the window

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the guess he said the gateway every time

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cause when i get it wrong it's bad

1:12:03

i think a take off the metal

1:12:06

bars it's hard

1:12:08

and angle grinder for metal rods

1:12:10

do you know the metal rods and sang that new york

1:12:13

sure to so that you don't break into some his house yeah

1:12:15

they block your window and so he

1:12:17

got to get a grinder he goes to a home

1:12:19

depot and there's a construction looking guy

1:12:21

there a white guy about like

1:12:24

six for a wearing construction

1:12:26

close looking at the same a metal grinders

1:12:29

there you go see him like a look like

1:12:31

you might know what you're talking about i need a blinded

1:12:34

you have late than any advice

1:12:36

for which one of these i said i

1:12:39

should have

1:12:40

any go into oh and middle grinder late

1:12:42

to to cut metal bars then

1:12:44

he caught himself he's a ah i'm

1:12:46

a racist or anything ah i

1:12:48

actually cut these bars all the time

1:12:51

that's what i'm going to do something

1:12:54

i do think that you're going to do that and

1:12:56

six think it's a

1:12:57

the ratings part is his black and

1:12:59

so it must like to cut bars yeah

1:13:02

what the fuck

1:13:04

okay

1:13:08

funny with actually mndp high

1:13:10

kabbalah to unwind sick so

1:13:12

it's it's it's it's so anyway key

1:13:14

club bars see a

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distance it's

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the of about this and

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thirty so that we really nice interestingly

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look

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dismissed the idea of ,

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like ridiculous ridiculous is

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a necessity that he was

1:13:39

i mean searches disguise it in the as it in interest

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in tennessee has his own any more videos

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threats pretty soon right

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if you

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please i'm pleased with

1:13:50

thank you rebecca getting that is as stay

1:13:52

away from seven eleven the all trouble here

1:13:54

baltimore robberies every day glad

1:13:56

you both are okay curse

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of married

1:13:59

there was on she's talking about her seven eleven robbing

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story is she wasn't the one that of course there's

1:14:04

probably a gun on a seven elevens or bad

1:14:06

news and that's weird if you make your kid worth

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it the

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they're saying it was very nice

1:14:12

today or the interest in it was very nice

1:14:15

he just didn't

1:14:15

one could be we urge it's a

1:14:18

very forget it

1:14:20

that's very forgiving yes very

1:14:23

no wonder who that would disease

1:14:25

deal with say today that this guy was nice well

1:14:28

yeah i the one thing i can never learn a little

1:14:30

so he did someone had a son

1:14:32

, a little about someone recent where she says

1:14:35

black everywhere regards as is hop on

1:14:37

an island his assets and macmillan to bed

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ah here's what i want you to do

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you want to check out benny sell the dot

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the man now it's like are

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not on purpose is very seldom and dot com was

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failed you should also get benny

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shit fuck failed dot com and

1:15:01

everything but the be interesting thing

1:15:03

about me people type that all up the savior

1:15:06

would have unseld frog i mean that that's my social

1:15:08

handles that twitter instagram that can

1:15:10

thing celled frog word frog come from the

1:15:13

button to be a frog on twitter for like a four

1:15:15

year yes as i just i figured

1:15:18

this was you said i wouldn't frog

1:15:20

say on twitter earth as it gets i

1:15:22

was going to be like of like a frog in exile

1:15:24

sam's all about like

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i'm like

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for separating my worms himself

1:15:31

then it would what's had tweeted is a fad to

1:15:34

that led zeppelin my worms to there are

1:15:36

so i see have some my jokes from that

1:15:38

era that i still do i got my

1:15:40

a when it rains that all the worms come out of the mud

1:15:43

the take me forever to put him back the

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whole know yeah those are you at their

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vx guy like i'm the

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like a deranged frog in exile

1:15:52

okay where can i say this

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the program you are now as a my twenty

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right so we go to this sub frog

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on instagram and they about warrior now and is doing

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jokes down to two instead clinton

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very smart because his year old stuff

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is gonna in a lake in twenty years

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the literally back to it's littering the ah

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we were going to can pull him but that was just a frog

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talking says that again

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wonder how is this

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and then you turn into present

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the couple years did i ruined it

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then he turned into a prince later on

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us ruin it

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i got a joke about that ah he has

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i eat like a princess kisses a frog

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what it's one of those like one

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the that was decreed psychedelic the

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no matter what he said

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no punches bad press and then i know let's

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Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic.Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere.KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as the late Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Bowen Yang (SNL), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert), and many others!KATG has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more!Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life.L'chaim.

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