In the 25th episode of keys on twine, the boys talk elephants, breaking into zoos, and childhood teammates. We thank you for listening, and we urge you to listen to Seger.

Healing The Ozone

Dec 10th, 2020 1h 11m

Oh mama! It's been a minute or 165600, but the boys are back and they're talking computer games, brotherly pranks, and construction paper blackmail. It's been too long, but they're back for good.

Ruin My Credit

Aug 17th, 2020 1h 4m

In the 23rd episode, we talk about Panama city beach bar names, have a baby intervention, and we nominate a Executive Michigander of the week.

Death of a Boneyard

Aug 10th, 2020 59m 50s

Pope is back! The boys talk about the unfortunate end of the boneyard, recouping security deposits, and facebook marketplace. Please rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts. Also, follow us on twitter @KeysOnTwine

The Rise of Hazel

Aug 3rd, 2020 1h 24m

In my absence, Captain and Hazel hold down the compound. They argue about Knife types, Faygo, and Law & Order SVU.

Lengths of chain

Jul 20th, 2020 1h 30m

Holy Crow! The boys are alive, and uploading an episode from May? Oh well, we are here, and we are back. We talk at lengths about corn pop, eating neighbors, bruce springsteen, and chains. Thanks for sticking with us!

An Evil Tycoon

Apr 18th, 2020 1h 27m

In the 19th episode, we talk about a side plot for Hannah Montana, our Lottery Fantasies, and Ron Perlman's inner voice. Sorry for the delay.... a lot of stuff is going on.

The Comeback Sauce

Mar 3rd, 2020 1h

In the 18th episode, we talk michigander of the week, dollar store documentaries, and milk... where does it go? Apologies for the delayed upload: My laptop died :/

Fank you, Jesus

Feb 10th, 2020 1h 3m

In the 17th episode, we talk family, we talk tuna fish, and we talk fast and furious. Also, we mention olympic skateboarding, making a murderer, crazy bones, and tamagotchis.

Stonewall Jackson's Arm

Feb 3rd, 2020 1h 2m

In the 16th episode, we explain what constitutes a single dad, we talk american rock supergroups, home schooling your kid in a war zone, and we recall a family roadtrip to Virginia.

Expired Flares

Jan 20th, 2020 1h 4m

In the 15th episode, we talk personal cold cases, apocalypse preparations, and how to measure the economy in inches.

Lil' Crime Scene Investigator

Jan 13th, 2020 1h 3m

In the 14th episode, we welcome in the new year, we continue to sing Non-Alcoholic songs of praise, and we investigate Rome Miller's new hustle.

The On The Job Beer

Dec 23rd, 2019 1h

In the 13th episode, we talk the XFL, Mr. Worldwide, and we finally find our cause. Happy Holidays!

CountryChefBeerBoy92

Dec 16th, 2019 1h 9m

In the 12th episode, we talk youtube rabbit holes, Mary Kate & Ashley, and CNN anchors cutting wrestling promos... There's a through-line in there somewhere.

Springer Rally

Dec 12th, 2019 1h 4m

In the 11th episode, we talk Jerry Springer, Gran Turismo, and Pontiac Fieros.

Interview with Brendan B. Brown (Wheatus)

Dec 4th, 2019 1h 9m

In the tenth episode, Captain got our favorite front man to come on the podcast! We talk Wheatus' first hit, their upcoming album, CBGB, and Rush pissing off Joan Jett.

Baby CBD

Nov 18th, 2019 1h 14m

In the ninth episode, we are joined by our youngest guest yet! We talk child bodybuilding, Home Alone 2, and Vigilante Murder.

Beautiful Life

Oct 28th, 2019 1h 20m

On a surprisingly wholesome episode of Keys On Twine, we are joined by our second guest! We talk about life in the Upper Peninsula, blessings, and First Degree Murder.

Energy Boy

Oct 27th, 2019 1h 17m

Long Distance episode. We talk side hustles and vice cops. Sorry for the delay, I'll the level took forever, I'll still have one out on monday

Sexy Jughead

Oct 14th, 2019 1h 3m

In the sixth episode, we're still alive. It's been weeks, so we catch you up to speed and we talk disney, the suicide machines, and rap snacks.

Hazeltucky

Sep 19th, 2019 1h 3m

In the fifth episode, we have our first guest, we talk law enforcement, and I take an extra four days to upload the episode. Apologies for the levels, we don't have a third mic yet; so my audio is from an iphone... This took too long to edit, w

Fog City

Sep 9th, 2019 1h 12m

In the fourth episode, there is a national helium shortage, I resort to gimmicks to keep the show afloat, we discover Nickelodeon's big secret, and Cap talks bars. Also, I guess we are uploading on Monday mornings now? I'm still not sure... Mi

A Sad Dad Ballad

Sep 2nd, 2019 1h 22m

In the third episode, Pope finally finishes the theme song, Captain talks Steven Seagal, and we decide how Elon Musk will die. Now, if only I can post the next episode on time...~Links~Fiverr: https://www.fiverr.com/Tom Segura: https://www.imdb

Sales, Scams, and Pitches

Aug 24th, 2019 1h 1m

In the first second episode of Keys On Twine, Bam Margera is still at large, we pay our respects to Billy Mays, and Telemarketers refuse to do business with us.

I Am Coffin

Aug 12th, 2019 1h

In the second first episode of Keys On Twine, Bam Margera abandons his family, we still don't understand the microphone levels, and it is Cap's Birthday.

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