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red.
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Yay z. It's
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a rocky middle. It's
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a frankie sandwich. It's pretty
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fucking sucks. I've
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been waiting to double ten year old. I have
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you. Welcome
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home, mister Albemani, actually. I've been waiting
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for this thing to fall apart in for you to come
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on home, but it doesn't seem like it's happening anytime
1:28
soon. Dude, dude. Warplate continues to rise.
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Particularly this weekend, just while
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I'm sure you guys was just so much guy didn't emerge this
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weekend. We're trying. And it was making me think
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back to,
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like, early million days. And do
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the most requested thing
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ever in the tip's email was always
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like, can you go just make golf balls? for
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some reason, you know, we're just like, no. No.
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But you know what that's that's massive
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massive industry that we're just
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like far it. But it doesn't work when it's not like,
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you know, it's
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authentic. Like like, I mean, I I tried I
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I you can do somewhat. Like, I faked with the
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Islanders and selling those t shirts, and you can you
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can fake things here and there and make
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a little bit, but you can't, you know, go
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all the way. And then this year in particular, I was
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just saying yesterday, I feel like in the beginning
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stages of foreplay, we're just throwing our shirts and
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same with you guys. Like, we were just throwing our logo on just
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like the cheapest things just to get our name out. now
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you guys Go on. Like, you get to actually
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make cool stuff. You guys have, like, the nicest fucking
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How cool is it to actually have, like, real attention
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to know. Yeah. Well, you know what? You know
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what? Yeah. Let me tell you some back around.
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See see, but they they it's
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not that's not true for them, my bet. Because golf
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is Apple in sport and people are used to
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spending money and buying quality things and all that
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shit. It's not even the it's not even
2:42
the level of quality. Golf. Golf fans
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you know, wanna look nice and want, like, to
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be fashionable and shit. We especially
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he tries with sad boy
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season and I'm doing it with these hoodies and all shit.
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And you know what, like, our best seller is throwing
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bombs and banging masks. He's
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a fucking he's not doing either.
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He's a fucking backup quarterback who's
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not even playing. And people are buying
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that hoodie. Oh. And buying the hoodie.
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Yeah. Myrtle. It's two years old.
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And we've got, like, these nice corduroy
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jackets and shirts. Why am I why am
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I putting effort for this stuff? And and I think that's
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what you realize. Like, when you when you see
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someone who's in any any
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variation of our industry, like,
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and and have been in it for a little while. I
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think
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what happens is you you you you
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start, like, just trying to make money. then
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you try to do like cool shit. Then
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you're like, just go back to making the fucking
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money. Yeah. Right. And then the very end is when, hopefully, you have a lot
3:36
of cash and you can do whatever you want doesn't matter.
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But that middle where you're like, fuck it.
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Mhmm. I don't care. Let's make the dumb
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vince small. What's his fucking name? Been diesel
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shirts. You know what I mean? Yeah. Dominic Treredo. And Dominic,
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excuse. Not Dominic Trered in their mind. It is
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not Dominic Trered on sir. Yeah. This
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guy happens to look a lot like jumping through. But,
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yeah, we it's it's very discouraging
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and disheartening, but you guys can just keep doing
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that. Yeah. It's been insane. I mean and,
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yeah, all of our stuff is legit the best
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stuff in golf. Like Peter Miller is the top
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brand in golf. g four is the best golf shoe in
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golf. It's crazy. That's right. We do the tailor
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maids. Taylor maids. Okay. You guys are in the
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video game. You're on the line. No.
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I forgot that you guys being in
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the video III think so.
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Aren't you guys on their hall of fame wall or something
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like that? Tyler made. Yeah. That, I think, is it
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crazy. on Tyler made headquarters. all of
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the majors winners that they have under their,
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like, blanket or whatever, and then there's Trent Ryan at
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the end. That's crazy one hundred. That is So
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He's right next to Rory Macarroll in one
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hand. The video game
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makes sense because it's like, yo, let's go get the
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gamer demographic and,
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like, we need to get young and all that shit. But to
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be like, let's put this on a hall of
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fame and wall, like Rory, like, won the
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PGA torch championship and then had
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to like, have his sign moved over.
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Try to ride. That
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it it just goes to show man that golf,
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the industry, the people in it,
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the players, most of
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the fans, I would say, or at least a chunk of the fans,
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were just dying to be fucking
5:04
normal. I know. Like, for years, you
5:06
had to, like, pretend to be something you're
5:08
not gonna make shells. Yeah. It it goes it goes
5:10
all the geysers for real. It's like to
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either go to the play. You had to play, you
5:14
know, have a zillion dollars and go to a country
5:16
club and and you had to wear stuff you don't
5:18
usually wear and you had to, like, talk ways you don't
5:20
usually talk and eventually it was just like,
5:22
you
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know, we're not like
5:24
like lords and ladies from Old England
5:26
anymore. We can just fucking play sports like
5:28
normal. Yeah. I mean, play golf. Right? That's
5:30
another big one. Right? Playing golf. Yeah. People get
5:32
upset about playing golfing. They don't like
5:34
to turn golf. You say play golf. yeah,
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you have to say, like, play golf and you can't call
5:39
them. You can't say golfing even though we're golfers,
5:41
who's then golf. You can't say I thought it was the other
5:43
way around. I thought people said we don't we don't play golf. say
5:45
you wanna go golfing to it, like, a pretentious
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fucking ass will be like, ugh. Do
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you wanna go golfing? The game is golf is
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what they would say. That's even crazier because I
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think play golf went into my seen Scotland, and
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there's a place called Crayl golfing
5:57
society since seventeen fifty
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six. I've been
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saying this shit for fucking three hundred years.
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That's crazy. Fuck
6:02
out of here. Yeah. But what I love most about
6:05
you is I know that III
6:08
rest assured that when when you
6:10
go out for like A47 Frank, borellies in
6:12
there by, like, the turn. Frank, he's, like, do
6:14
you have anything about sucking your own dick, guys?
6:16
Oh, yeah. That's the one you're, I think,
6:18
Liz. Oh, because I've been talking sucking dick a
6:20
lot of them. I
6:22
said that as just like a Oh, so that's like go
6:24
to, but I didn't know you actually been talking about
6:27
I've been thinking about it. It's not
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it's not it's not gonna demo.
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We have these hypotheticals all the time on
6:33
the podcast and and they're on the golf course,
6:35
and I where it obviously originates
6:37
from here. I think you guys had a answer to the
6:39
internet where it was like would you rather have a sum
6:41
of money or suck a dick like,
6:43
a so I think it's fifty thousand dollars to
6:45
sell one dick
6:46
or a thousand dollars for every dick you
6:48
sell. So I said, give me all the
6:51
dick. I think I
6:53
desactualized sucking the dick where it just
6:55
becomes a part of my day. And everyone, like,
6:57
Trump thinks heath and He's pretty gay. Like, he
6:59
thinks it's pretty gay. He's not pretty gay.
7:02
what a weirdo. Yeah. He sucky's big.
7:04
Hey. Well, I just I think you think a dude's fucking
7:06
dick is flat. I keep bringing
7:08
this up to all my friends and everyone
7:10
and they're like, it's kinda gay that I'm not
7:12
a suck. I'm like, bro, it's like a million,
7:14
Ricky. There is no doubt
7:17
that a guy subbing a dick is gay. No. It's
7:19
not exactly secularize. Hey,
7:21
bro. is brushing my teeth. Give me that
7:23
cock. I'll fuck it. That demon ends up
7:25
being morning orange juice. I don't
7:27
give a fuck. It's just It's a it's a
7:29
payday. It's a payday. Right. The same
7:31
thing is washing your car. Who cares? You guys Well,
7:34
that you do it, Frankie, we get we've had
7:36
girls who have answered. the
7:38
opposite. I would know it's so good at
7:40
it. It's so gay. And it's really good
7:42
to be good at it. It's really good to
7:44
be good at it. But but And
7:46
with you, I was around even give a bad blowdriver. But
7:48
but, like, if you get good at it, then fucking jobs
7:50
on fast. Oh, yes. I'll suck for you
7:52
every morning. I'll get you to the toilet house. Yeah.
7:54
But you're random. My knock comes a thing
7:56
you do, and I I understand what's wrong with
7:58
that. You know, nothing. It's not.
7:59
There's nothing wrong with that. You just have to give
8:02
in that it's It
8:04
has to be, like, I'm a little bit gay. Like like, put it
8:06
this way, if you suck at least a dick every
8:08
single morning, you're moving up on the Kinsey's
8:10
couch. You're a little more gay than you were
8:12
yesterday. coming eye to eye with the business
8:14
sense of a fucking dick. And every
8:16
month. Like, the first time you suck that
8:18
dick, you'll change your mind real quick. You'll you'll
8:20
be like this guy is fucked. But I do appreciate
8:22
you, like, I I would say pride in it. Yeah.
8:24
And I'd be, like, doing a job well done. I'm a
8:26
fucking suck this. Have you bring the same guy
8:28
around or is that is that get crazy?
8:31
That's another one. You actually
8:33
you actually get a boyfriend like,
8:35
Clark. That's why I got into this six fucking
8:37
game. I got same old
8:39
dick. I just wish I
8:41
had a different one. We don't shave. Different
8:43
side. different colors. roll over, like,
8:45
it's your wife of fifty years. Got
8:47
it. You got that. Again, there's another one
8:49
that was hard. Maybe you could be your
8:51
regular self Or He's doing it like
8:53
you do when you wake up hard. And
8:55
you go, like, poking it like that.
8:59
Hey. You feel that? Yeah.
9:03
It's stretching and Just
9:06
go away. Just
9:10
just just showing you. Just just
9:12
just making not breaking the ice. Making conversation
9:15
here. The other one is would you rather be your regular
9:17
self?
9:17
Or
9:18
you are a billionaire,
9:21
but you
9:21
have to suck. Yeah. I'm not even
9:23
gonna pose the question because you already said you would suck a dick a dick a
9:25
dick for a thousand dollars. This one off one you
9:28
become a billionaire. So, yeah, what was what's
9:30
it's it's it's your your regular self
9:33
or you suck AII think it's like you suck the
9:35
billionaires dick. an old guys dick every day
9:37
and you become a billion. You basically become like the
9:39
billionaires, like, little boy first and prom. Is that
9:41
all you mad at all? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
9:43
Yeah. I don't want it be knowing that I would suck a
9:45
dick for a thousand dollars. That is not what the
9:47
hypothetical is. This is this is my debate. Is
9:49
that I I want the ability
9:51
to now make as much money as you possibly
9:53
can. If you were a bunch of oh, it's actually, like,
9:55
ten million dollars. It's a it's a blank check for a
9:57
thousand. It's a blank check. Yeah. I would never suck
9:59
one dick for a thousand.
9:59
bucks. That's insanity, but I would suck two
10:02
hundred dick and tell you what I
10:04
mean. It's like a You
10:06
you you you would have a lot people
10:08
be like, you know, frankly,
10:11
like, you know, my house
10:12
burned down yesterday, like, and I don't have insurance.
10:15
Like, need you to start sucking those dicks. 00000
10:17
you that's a good point. You're a money tree. People
10:19
would be hitting you off like a money tree. It be
10:21
like when when you win the lottery and you have, like, your
10:24
cousin coming around being, like, so let me get that. Let
10:26
me see some of that bread. Fuck. But you
10:28
also can just be, like, no. I shot the dick. It's
10:30
my money. You wanna You want the thousand? You start
10:32
sucking it. You suck the dick. You get the dick suck
10:34
in the first. What what about, like
10:36
like, flashback? Like, early
10:38
twenty twenty. Everything's
10:40
shut down.
10:41
PPP loans aren't out yet, Dave, not doing the
10:44
Barcelona loan. you can get up. This time, mister
10:46
Borrelli, calls you The the restaurant is
10:48
going on the veggie. The restaurant,
10:50
we are closed the doors. We are shut of the
10:52
doors. We need to influx of cash. Go
10:54
go go go Frankie
10:57
would need to, like, realize her.
10:59
You would be sloppy.
11:01
You you dad called you. That's
11:03
Any, like, next few things. Yeah. Yeah.
11:06
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Keep your lights on, man.
11:08
We got seventy five grand this month. Like,
11:10
thanks, dude. You said seventy five dicks for us.
11:12
Thank you. My dad gets, like, grateful for what I'm
11:14
doing. That's just like it makes me feel so proud of
11:16
my son. Right. That's
11:19
hilarious. Brilliant.
11:21
That's tier. That's the only thing. I
11:23
hate to involve you a tear, though. I was gonna watch
11:26
it. I think I might
11:28
I might be this might be a bridge
11:30
too far. but I
11:31
think
11:32
you could do it every
11:35
day
11:36
easier than a straight chick.
11:38
Like, I think a straight chick would get the same
11:40
way they get sick of, like, banging their husband.
11:43
I think they'd
11:43
be, like, I hate Suganistic, whereas
11:45
you would think of it just as the money.
11:48
Right. Right. Like like like yeah.
11:50
Yeah. Like, she's just, like, I'm in a relation
11:52
Jackie, if you if you were dating some guy and you
11:54
had to just blow him every single
11:56
day because that's what you have to do as a girlfriend. You would
11:58
get sick of it. Right? Yeah.
12:01
Yeah. And if if I told you
12:03
that you could get
12:05
after You yeah. So you would
12:07
keep doing it. Yeah. Well,
12:08
I guess that's a good girlfriend. But if you could make a
12:10
thousand dollars every dick you sucked, you'd be, like,
12:12
much more into it. Right? Yeah. Yeah. So I
12:14
think there's there's straight
12:16
chicks everywhere would be like
12:19
the the majority of them would be like
12:21
more sick. sucking dick than you would be. Right. I
12:23
think we de sexualize it by saying this
12:25
is what's happening. I'm not even thinking about it
12:27
as a thing. It's just like, hey, I wake up,
12:29
suck your dick. I get a thousand bucks. I move on with my dick.
12:31
Alright. There's nothing wrong with that. Now you have to use
12:33
that further. Would you fuck
12:35
it, dude? No. No. No. No. Okay. That's gay dude.
12:37
That's Yeah. What about
12:40
the decentralization of those games? I can't, though.
12:42
That's crazy. Oh, Tangerine. That's crazy. No.
12:44
No. No. What have you found out? I felt good. No.
12:46
I can't. I can't. What if you what if you really
12:48
like it too? I like I
12:50
really just get real, like, nah. I can't
12:53
Oh, god. But if I'm a friend of
12:55
you. Look, guys. We'll go have it
12:57
hear about the kill. I just yeah. I can do it.
12:59
No matter what. What just
13:01
desexactualize it? You're just looking at the I know.
13:03
I know. the whole thing. think
13:05
about the the dick part now. Yeah. You know what I mean?
13:07
I think everyone So
13:09
you you ever looked down a people. Yeah.
13:11
Have you ever seen a dick like this
13:14
one? I watched enough shit. Until yeah.
13:18
I was gonna say I've never seen that, but I alright.
13:20
I've actually seen my own. I've, like, you know,
13:22
you have, like, open your own I
13:24
watched him just lay his dick on top of
13:26
a guy's chastity dick the other day.
13:28
What? Yeah. Wait. What? He
13:30
laid his, like, big cock on,
13:32
like, other guy's tiny little weird. We're
13:34
a frankie we're a superhero.
13:37
Frankie, that scared and fucking dead popped up.
13:39
That scared. It just popped up.
13:41
It was, like, oh, like,
13:43
like, a girlfriend shows
13:45
husband what a real dick is. And he
13:47
was, like, he she she walked him over, like, it
13:49
was a dog. And she fucking But
13:51
I I actually laid it on, and then
13:53
he's just, like, fucking dominate in this guy.
13:55
I went over and fucked his wife, bro. It was
13:58
unbelievable. Getting I watched that shit. I
14:00
didn't get hard. like,
14:05
that was an insane scene.
14:08
Imagine, like, just you have this year, like, an
14:10
an addictive drops
14:12
on top of it. Just a heavy Not
14:14
even a, like, a Like a
14:16
heavy thing of flesh. It
14:18
it drops. I did a tiny dick. Dude,
14:20
dude, like, a fucking skyscraper falling on
14:22
a house. Oh,
14:24
you thought you were building? This is a fucking
14:26
building, baby. You're the you're the wick which, bro.
14:28
Your little feet just hanging out. That house just
14:30
fell right on top of you, dude. So, yeah, I don't wanna
14:32
look into a p hole now. I
14:34
think there's something about -- Busy. -- being
14:36
a dick from, you know, the other
14:38
way. Like, you're staring at, like, it's a fucking
14:40
snake. You know, going at you. Not good. That's a
14:42
weird you know, we're used to
14:44
seeing it this way or even on a screen, but
14:46
you see A3D deck like this, and
14:48
you gotta
14:48
go at it. I don't know. Sometimes it's
14:51
weird. In these urinals, you
14:53
can see different reflections
14:55
of your dick, which is crazy. They have one at
14:57
collections. Yeah. Like, the UBS where
14:59
the Islanders play. They have, like, an all chrome
15:01
I'm seeing, like, bottom right
15:03
view weird. For a while. Yeah.
15:05
Frank, he's getting hard. I wanna go
15:07
to UPS, like, right now to see.
15:10
I've never I've never seen this It's
15:12
it's not like a mirror. It's just stainless steel. It's not all
15:14
stainless steel. Right. So you get a reflection. Right?
15:16
Right. It's gonna say there's there's a mirror
15:18
here. Right? That's fucking crazy. on
15:20
your own face. It's gotta
15:22
be a market for that now. Yeah. I'm
15:24
sure. I'm sure there's some I mean, I think I think it
15:26
was hilarious. That'd be very funny. Yeah. Does it just
15:28
be on my own vase? not at without actually
15:30
being on my own thing. I'm pretty drunk.
15:33
I I get a good laugh on that. Right.
15:35
This is why you're you're I was gonna
15:37
say, we're going to be honest.
15:39
You were saying that you were saying, like like, it just
15:41
popped up. I think something's happened
15:43
with the pornhub where
15:45
it is not no longer taking into
15:47
account like, there is no more
15:49
algorithm. I think they're just feeding you shit now. I'm
15:51
sure. because, like, I dude, there there is
15:53
one this is what people say who have their
15:55
front pages your way. No. No. No. No.
15:57
It's honestly, it's not very, like, very it's
15:59
not even, like, this question. I'm not I'm not even,
16:01
like, embarrassed to, like, say it when it's
16:03
how fucked up I have. is I understand
16:05
this album, but my Instagram algorithm is
16:08
all women like breastfeeding.
16:12
But I think I think yours is I
16:14
think yours must get into personalization.
16:21
Really? What? Really?
16:24
That's nip nip is a house.
16:26
I didn't I swear to
16:28
God, I didn't even click on one. No. No.
16:31
to hit me a million. The account is breastfeeding
16:34
dot pregg. With and
16:37
and it's got, like, a little I
16:39
promise you. probably, you
16:41
know, I didn't ask for this,
16:43
bro. Hashtag and it's
16:45
it's got some weird loops
16:47
sinking thing. hashtag breastfeeding
16:50
moms. Hashtag breastfeeding. Hashtag
16:52
breastfeeding mom. Hashtag breastfeeding
16:54
mama. Look how many look how many Oh my
16:56
god. And how did that happen?
16:59
Yeah, man.
17:01
This is that's such your first one. And
17:03
then you got the regular stuff. You got you got
17:05
some back cracking. Everyone's got some of that. Me too.
17:08
You got some you got some weird tooth thing. I
17:10
got the tooth thing too. You got some fat tits and
17:12
fat ass you little pervert. What happened one
17:14
time? I think it I think it, like, popped up. And
17:16
then when you slow down, it'd be like, what is
17:18
that? Yeah. Yeah. time, it's like
17:20
and getting this? And then it's fifteen, you're like, wow. You're
17:23
good. The algorithm needs to take into account more
17:25
big curiosity. You know? Like, we're just
17:27
like, I didn't really wanna see that, but I have
17:29
this, like, It should be pretty easy. didn't
17:31
like six. I was just curious.
17:33
Twelve, fifteen, eighteen.
17:35
It took eighteen to get to golf. His
17:38
eighteenth recommended video
17:40
is a guy swinging golf player. He's been in
17:42
a wild place now. He's fucking That
17:44
is hilarious. But the
17:46
I I What's on your pornhub? It it's it's it's
17:49
not that common, but it's happened, like, one or
17:51
two or three or four or ten
17:53
times. It is it's just, like,
17:55
fucking jack shit.
17:57
Oh, boy. Cangaroos.
17:59
Well, there was what I
17:59
wanna find it. I
18:02
wanna find it because it was so,
18:05
like,
18:05
disturbing. Like,
18:06
it was just zoomed in on her.
18:08
Like, the the thumbnail was just I'm
18:10
not now seeing out of, like, when I'm Now you're looking
18:12
for it. we were muscle girls. This is what I need.
18:14
Yo. Here's I got it. You're right.
18:16
That's so excited. Whoa.
18:20
Oh, wow. So is that a dick? Exactly. It's
18:22
so big. It's a hell month. Oh,
18:27
dude. That's a thumbnail, dude, dude. thumbnail,
18:29
bro. That's four point two million
18:31
views. Evelyn loves it. See, that also makes me feel
18:33
better about myself though. It's like it's like a lot
18:35
of people watch weird things. Four
18:37
Let me see his clip. Like, four million people are looking
18:40
or clicking on that thumbnail. God, it looks
18:42
like a tote. That
18:45
looks like a toe. Wait. That's I'll
18:47
be sure that's a clip. III that looks like I do
18:49
every single video, but that looks like clip to me.
18:51
Ruby Mussel visits the West
18:54
Philly dungeon.
18:54
god. Ruby muscles
18:56
definitely just check. Oh,
18:59
these are all girls
19:01
with
19:01
really
19:01
big clits, and I don't like But
19:04
I will be clicking on West Philly
19:07
suck a click like a fucking like a little
19:09
laptop. Yeah. You dropped
19:11
the phone again. from this
19:14
dude. Would you rather fucking dick every day or
19:16
a huge clip? I'd rather
19:19
dick. I know. I need to put everything
19:21
out. It's just fucking noise through every
19:23
morning. Oh my
19:26
god. Jesus Christ.
19:28
I to be clear. Oh, are you so hard at your
19:30
god now? I mean, I'm gonna
19:32
I'm gonna hurt
19:35
a I'd rather
19:37
watch the guy raise his head and talk
19:39
on the small guy. You know what I what
19:41
I have, Glynis. when
19:44
I when I go,
19:46
you know, my cock is one of these up. I
19:48
can't hear me cock. Is
19:53
that because, honestly, don't you feel like
19:55
a like a seventy like a three quarters?
19:57
Don't you feel like a three quarter dick is
19:59
is heavier than
19:59
a hard dick? Yeah. It feels
20:02
that way. Does it? Like, you
20:04
dropped like a like a seventy five percent hard
20:06
day, actually. Like,
20:08
your hard day. Like, going
20:11
Why was it when you were banging
20:13
on your head? Yeah. Easily. Boom.
20:15
You here. Here here's
20:17
what happens to me. I've
20:20
got pornhub on my Of course, I apologize about that.
20:22
I've got pornhub on my -- Oh.
20:24
-- thing right there, but but
20:26
it's a fucking was
20:28
a specific video. It was a it was a
20:31
cartoon. No. It was a cartoon. No.
20:33
So so this says this has been removed at the at
20:35
the copyright holder because I think it was, like, Lara
20:37
Croft or something like so now the fur but I but I just
20:39
use that as my I just use that as my
20:41
thumbnail. So now the the very first time
20:43
I go to porn up, it's always cartoons.
20:45
So that So so Card
20:47
so I mean, but by the way, the cartoons are
20:49
getting real real. Yeah. No problem. You tell
20:51
me that's you don't wanna That's unreal. I
20:53
mean Oh, dude. I'm trying to find Look
20:55
at that. That's a cartoon, bro. That's crazy. you
20:58
know, I could get that. That's fucking better than That
21:00
could've jinxed it. Yeah. What is
21:02
wrong with you, bro? Why is that your fault? That's what I'm
21:04
saying. I literally never looked at anything like that ever. I
21:06
don't know how that was in the Do
21:08
you think that there are people I mean, I know I would.
21:10
If I was working for, like, the
21:12
pornhub algorithm, I
21:13
would just be like, I'm gonna fuck with this. good
21:15
day. Yeah. Yeah. You're there. I'm gonna send them weird
21:17
ass. I'm gonna send them down a fucking
21:19
rabbit hole, like, has just started their
21:21
head smiling. Yeah. What if I looked at them? What is think
21:24
that I would like this. Yeah. And do
21:26
what? Do I like that? Right. That's like You start
21:28
to get it in people's brains. Like, well, wait a minute.
21:30
Maybe I am just wondering if, like,
21:32
it's actually and it's like the real
21:34
world.
21:34
Stop stop wondering and start getting
21:36
real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I'm
21:38
looking for this Yeah. I
21:41
screenshot it right here. Dude, this ad is so
21:43
fucking funny. This is the
21:45
the ad was a gift and I
21:46
thought you can't gift it. But,
21:48
like, imagine you say you It's like a Oh,
21:50
there's a bigger shit, and it moves. And it
21:52
kinda just hammers away from that. On a
21:55
man or woman? It's it's on a
21:57
man, but
21:57
it's like magic it's in his shot. hour. Oh, I see.
21:59
I I
21:59
thought it would've buy it. I think imagine
22:02
That thing looks more awesome. But imagine
22:04
it's just saying that you're showing.
22:06
You have looks like everything. We want
22:08
to sing. My dick watcher. That's the thing
22:10
that sucks my dick watcher. I
22:15
just watch That's watching
22:17
it. Great. Well, they they
22:19
have finally come around on some of those
22:21
some of the sex toys for guys for
22:23
for long everyone's always like, you know, the girls have all
22:25
the good toys. We just have like a flashlight. They have
22:27
that one thing that's been messaged me and
22:29
you said, have you ever tried this like
22:31
meta quest thing. On the the first of all, what's it
22:33
called? The This
22:36
is a oculus boy in Frank. And
22:38
you're like, dude, you can't. You actually Frank will never ban me
22:41
from trying. Not
22:45
allowed. If they said No.
22:47
Like, you know, you'll never leave that. shit.
22:50
No. I I proudly I proudly, like, I
22:52
did it, and it was like a three day period
22:54
where I was like, I gotta get home Oh,
22:56
yeah. And then and then I I broke I broke the
22:58
cycle. I have the juice. You suck at holes in the
23:00
drywall. Right. Yeah. You're running around
23:02
on crazy shit. And
23:04
losing my mind to funded
23:06
everything. I really I really need you to try
23:08
it once. Oh, good. I'll just I'll lend you behind.
23:10
That way, you won't have it at home because I really
23:12
I I need to know Frankie's, like, reaction to this
23:14
because it's even cracked to somebody for Orla Yeah.
23:17
Orla, you just get, like, a one day
23:19
crackbin. Oh, god. Dude, when when
23:21
Adriana Cetriq was whispering in my Yeah.
23:23
I was like, well, this is too funny. That that to me when I
23:25
was driving, I almost crashed the car. That's
23:27
really whispering to me.
23:30
Jesus. I
23:32
saw I'll never leave that, bro.
23:34
Dude, that's not a huge amount. I've never done
23:36
it, and I it doesn't appeal to me because
23:38
it is, like, mass
23:39
abuse is just a transaction. where it's just
23:42
like, I don't I don't wanna get to and
23:44
do You were younger. Like you would. I would. Like
23:46
I would. What if you get the toy? At that point,
23:48
I'd rather just fuck a person. Yeah. Yeah.
23:51
I'm just
23:51
But but but like yeah. And I'm just and
23:53
I kind of sex with Adrian and Judd. But there
23:55
there are definitely times I'd rather jerk off
23:57
than have sex. Yeah. I would I would rather So you're, like,
23:59
that horned up to that point. You just, like Yeah. Go
24:01
try to actually have such And also just such effort that
24:04
goes into it. Right? That, like, It's
24:06
still less effort than having sex with the
24:08
girl. At the end of the day, for the for the
24:10
vast majority of people, it's
24:12
it's way less effort to fucking
24:14
oculus thing than then
24:15
have sex with a girl. Yeah. That's true. That's true.
24:17
So I don't wanna take it off of sex.
24:19
I'm sure we'll get back to it. Speaking of
24:22
all those back there. We fucking we've
24:24
been we've been hammering the fact that this is all
24:26
simulation on foreplay recently. The
24:27
whole world. The whole world. That's my
24:30
new official belief. See,
24:32
III can't
24:34
stand another, I can't stand it. It is
24:36
just I can't combat it. Yeah. We
24:38
ought to be like, no. It's real. And you're you're
24:40
like, well, you're there. How do you prove it? I don't
24:42
no. I can't Stimulation meaning that
24:44
there's other people Like Meaning
24:46
that's one part of this, and they left us in
24:49
a deep part of this. But when you say
24:51
someone, do you mean, like, other humans or an
24:53
alien or another? Like yeah.
24:55
Another b or like another But
24:57
today, well, you're not saying this is just in your head. You're
24:59
saying this is I'm saying that some
25:01
other existence for
25:03
far away or wherever. Maybe it's another dimension of
25:05
it. Right. Has created this for us
25:07
and they've put us here, and it's just been
25:09
since a little interference. Yeah. III don't
25:11
I don't think that's Well, everything to You're
25:13
just describing religion. No. But I
25:16
think it's, like Yeah. Like, God was the one
25:18
who put us Right. But I think that I think that
25:20
that's more believable to
25:22
me that somebody did do that,
25:24
then the fact that this all just happened
25:26
by fucking coincidence. I think it's the other thing that you
25:28
don't really solidified it for me was that
25:30
I saw this thing that was like the moon is the
25:32
exact distance away from
25:34
earth as it is from the sun, and
25:36
it's the same diameter. It's all like In distance
25:38
to the sun, if it was an inch off, We'd all
25:40
go flying into space and shit. It's like, well,
25:42
someone obviously figured this all out. I know,
25:44
but I also think that has something to do like
25:46
and shit. thoughts. No. Yeah. But, no,
25:48
there's so there are so many things like,
25:51
I don't know the examples, but I know there
25:53
are many things that
25:55
are that people point to. That's, like,
25:57
it's just too perfect where
25:59
one one inch this way, one percent that
26:01
way, one milligram, you know, whatever. We'd
26:03
all be dead. And but I also what
26:06
fucks me up the most is,
26:08
like,
26:10
when even if you say, like, the big bang. Right? Which
26:12
I think people are now saying is, like, kind of, not
26:14
the the
26:15
truth anymore. Like, what
26:17
is that -- Exactly.
26:19
-- banging into? when
26:20
they say the universe is ever expanding. What is
26:23
it going in We all just don't
26:25
think about it enough. No one I wanna be
26:27
like him so bad. He is How do you know how do you think
26:29
about this ever? We're on a plane. to
26:31
talk about going through spring. He's not
26:33
fucking insane. No. Why do you guys He's
26:35
a fucking dog. He's just a dog
26:38
dog. We
26:40
have to know what's going on. No. He doesn't. We don't. He
26:42
doesn't. He doesn't say his his
26:44
his life that we just accept that no
26:46
one knows what's going on. A hundred percent.
26:48
I would say this that logically putting
26:50
it on The whole world doesn't give a fuck.
26:52
We just, like, we just do it all. We all just give it
26:54
up. Yeah.
26:55
Yeah. There's,
26:56
like, three guys eyes that are trying to figure it out. The James
26:58
web telescope, like, flew this thing out there, and they're
27:00
just looking at stars now. They that
27:03
III do like settling to me. Yeah.
27:06
No. it it it's the, like,
27:08
the scale of it all. Fucks me up where it's just
27:10
like it's just like But that's why it's like a bug out.
27:12
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I I couldn't
27:14
finish college. You think I'm gonna figure out the
27:16
world? But it's not that it's not like it's not like it's not really
27:18
scary about it. I want you to be scared. That
27:20
that would give me care about it. I want the
27:22
world to be like nervous. What about what's
27:24
actually happening here? Because it's fucking
27:26
crazy. Well, how about you know, you normally more
27:28
than that. What about, like, when they're
27:30
like a when the fucking tsunami hit and two
27:32
hundred and fifty thousand people died and we
27:34
were just like, oh, wow. Yeah. It's just That
27:36
sucks. When did that happen? Two thousand,
27:38
I think it was. Oh, yeah. I believe it, like
27:40
No. No. No. No. No. It's just, like, you know Yeah.
27:43
Some people were upset, but then most of us was, like, I don't
27:45
know. That was crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Moving. We
27:47
we might be next. I don't know. Twenty two hundred thousand
27:49
twenty five thousand dead who I never met?
27:51
How about rooting for it? Right. I'm not it's not
27:53
gonna ruin my day. I saw
27:55
I saw there was graphic
27:57
that said if you take the Milky Way galaxy, which is our galaxy. We
27:59
can't
27:59
even we can't go outside our galaxy. We can't even
28:02
get outside two plants. Our fucking Yeah.
28:04
Our solar solar galaxy. If you put
28:06
it and this is the scale. The Milky Way
28:08
galaxy, if you put a quarter in the middle
28:10
of America, that would
28:11
be -- It's fucking crazy. -- small.
28:15
Our galaxy is That's crazy.
28:17
Yeah. No. I I acknowledge it's
28:19
crazy. fucking scream. It's
28:22
going on. It's why I'm so very
28:24
poor. It's so it's it's so
28:26
small. But like But
28:27
but Final Finalburg is very, like,
28:29
if I can't do anything about it. I
28:31
don't care about it. Which is a great way to live.
28:33
The only the only class that ever
28:36
resonated with me that I even
28:37
remember one fucking
28:39
millisecond of in college was philosophy.
28:41
Mhmm. And It's the only class
28:43
that that English, the only class I forgot
28:45
grades. Philosophy was like, it's very
28:48
interesting going back if I could have, like,
28:50
majored in that or took more classes, I would have done
28:52
that. But, like, there
28:54
there is, you know, think it's
28:56
hedonism, it's called hedonist, like, whatever, which
28:58
is, like, the the their philosophy is just
29:00
always do what makes you feel good. Mhmm. Like, as long
29:02
as you know, heart other people, you like, you're you're
29:04
just here? There's no rules.
29:06
Everybody like, you you just I I do
29:08
whatever you wanna do because there are no
29:10
rules. It's just like we're just here because
29:12
we're here. That's why I think that the
29:14
idea of selfishness should not be per
29:16
per perjorative. Why
29:19
the fuck wouldn't that be Well, that's
29:21
what that philosophy is. just, like, as long
29:23
as you're not, like, you can't murder someone. Right. Right.
29:25
And I think we should agree. But even that, it's like, I
29:27
don't know why not. Correct. But I think we can agree on a
29:29
baseline of, like, don't intentionally harm other people.
29:31
But when we you know, it's like the amount of people you know
29:34
that just stay in a relationship because they don't wanna
29:36
hurt someone's feelings -- Mhmm. -- or stay for the
29:38
wrong reasons or whatever. ruin their own life
29:40
because you don't wanna ruin someone else's life. And
29:42
it's like, you probably should just be
29:44
like, I'm choosing me
29:44
and you gotta go do it, you know.
29:47
because it's just, like, do your own thing. Quit the
29:49
job or, you know, whatever. But then there's
29:51
things like it's, like, I don't wanna raise my kids,
29:54
like, only will detail on your kid's area. Right. So then but then
29:56
it's like a big area where you're like You got
29:58
a smorghean.
30:02
It is yeah.
30:05
That I that is the one thing I do. I
30:07
do. I I don't I reject selfishness
30:09
in that. And I I think it's rude
30:12
to not someone that they want to have sex with you. Just so you can do
30:14
it.
30:14
Yeah. I'm not saying
30:17
unwilling. I'm not saying, like, that kind of thing.
30:19
I mean, Let's get a rapey.
30:21
Yeah. But that sounds like That sounds
30:23
like just let yourself get rapey. It
30:25
is I mean, I guess that's the word you wanna use. I'm
30:27
just about referred to myself. Well, because you're a guy.
30:29
I never have sex. I wanna have, like
30:31
The second time someone shows interest in me. I
30:33
just do I'm like, yeah. I got five minutes. He
30:36
said if you know, girls were
30:38
like, if I don't come, it doesn't count on
30:40
my body count or whatever. Yeah. Fielberg was like,
30:42
if if I didn't wanna have sex
30:44
with you, it doesn't count. My number's
30:46
like It's only taking
30:48
advantage of -- Yeah. Hundred -- but it's like
30:50
it's not taking advantage of them. I'm just like, yeah. Well,
30:52
that's also because you got raped in the
30:54
world. But
30:56
over has far too many sexual assault
30:58
cases to her. That assault cases.
31:00
Like, what should have been case? Well, they should they
31:02
the other people should have been. Yeah. Yeah. Right.
31:05
They He was the victim. It's not me, dude. I don't recognize
31:07
that. several examples where he was the victim of
31:09
sexual assault. let it float. Just float away.
31:11
Yeah. He just doesn't he just doesn't care.
31:14
Yeah. Yeah. At the same time, we say this. It's like,
31:16
yeah. Feidelberg doesn't care and he just lets it float away.
31:18
It's like he's also ragingly depressed.
31:21
He's grabbing mental It's also
31:23
he he carries it with him every single day, and it's
31:25
in immense burden. Oh, why? That's so
31:27
hard to say. Yeah. I do every day. That's
31:29
about I did the other day too. One place, someone was
31:31
like, oh, you know, this this coronavirus
31:34
killed millions of people and I was like,
31:37
I stopped the guess, I was
31:40
like, whoa. Whoa. It's because we
31:42
were saying how Tiger Woods beat it so easily
31:44
that he beat a fucking he's so
31:46
good at everything that beat a virus that
31:48
killed millions people and he tried golf ball
31:50
doing it. And I laughed at that. But
31:52
I laughed after they said it killed millions of
31:54
people and had to I mean, we're
31:56
warbed at this point. You gotta know that. Anybody who's
31:58
worked here for any extended period of
32:00
time is just absolutely worse. So what do you think
32:02
about the brain in
32:03
the sense that it doesn't actually know
32:06
what's going own body. We were
32:08
talking
32:08
about this the other day, like, like,
32:10
you
32:10
have to go to a doctor and he
32:12
has to tell you that you have something wrong
32:15
with you. How does your brain? You're all, no. I think that's
32:17
true. As it is, like, you know something's wrong.
32:19
You might not know what. Right. I feel like
32:21
your brain should be all knowing about everything
32:23
that kinda is in when you're in pain, that's your body's face.
32:25
No. It's always his skin. It's always his skin.
32:27
It's almost like a it's like someone that can speak
32:29
to the dead. Like, is he wearing a red coat? Like,
32:31
no. Just fucking tell me. Do
32:33
I have kids here? lost me. What? Like, all these,
32:35
like, people that can speak to the dead. Like,
32:38
if you can speak to the dead, you would just,
32:40
like, just fucking speak to her, and I'm looking
32:42
a medium. Medium. Right? Like a medium. They get all
32:45
these people along on me and all these people. And they're like,
32:47
frankly, that's fake. Right. But I'm saying it's
32:49
all these hands Right? It's like, oh, is he wearing a
32:51
right coat that he used to have a ring? It's like, well, if
32:53
my pop up is there, just tell him say. Just
32:55
talk to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't care. Oh,
32:57
that's because Those are
32:59
scammers. It's a scam. So our brains are
33:01
scam. No. No. No. No. No. Because you have to
33:03
understand that, like, what cancer is
33:05
is it hides itself really well. Okay.
33:07
But, like So, like, it's it's it's, like, you're
33:09
it's whatever's hurting or harming your body
33:12
intentionally masks it so, like, your body doesn't
33:14
know. I'm just So it's more like it's getting
33:16
really no right now with COVID and the flu, like,
33:18
it's like, we don't know what it could be. Like, shouldn't our
33:20
brain be all knowing about everything
33:22
that's going on? Yeah. I have a wondering, I was gonna hear
33:24
all you about. Maybe a million different things. It
33:26
could be nasal congestion. It could be
33:28
fucking a virus. It could be But
33:30
but why don't we know guys? But, like, no
33:32
one we don't. When you're, like, when you're in your body,
33:34
we have a right nose, like, your your brain's telling
33:36
your nose to make more mucus. Like, it's
33:38
doing that against your thoughts. But I'm just saying, because
33:40
your nose be all knowing about, like, exactly
33:42
what's going on. I'm
33:44
like, why do doctors exist in that sense? Well,
33:46
I guess you got it. It's just like life where you
33:48
have to experience stuff first. Right? like,
33:50
your brain like, you you get sick, you you get a
33:52
virus, and you learn how to fight it, and then you never
33:54
get that virus again. But until you fight that
33:57
virus, your brain can't fucking fight the
33:59
virus. Yeah. Like like I guess,
34:00
also, like, before you ever broke a bone,
34:02
and then you break a bone, and and when you break a
34:04
second when you go, odds broke. Yeah. Right. Right. You
34:06
know it right away. That's like the first time you're, like,
34:09
yeah. You have to experience things for the first time, and then you should be able to
34:11
figure it out. That makes sense. Also, I I get
34:13
all your senses. Most brains
34:15
probably fucking sting. You
34:17
got it. I bet you, like
34:20
How many
34:21
Our brains are probably
34:23
in, like, the top. Like, there are
34:25
so many dumb fucking people. Well,
34:27
I'm not saying we're, like, Elon Musk and I would
34:29
have to put, like, just regular people. Like, though,
34:32
those, like, absolute I was trying to
34:34
explain Q and A. So nobody's gonna First of all, I
34:36
couldn't believe there was someone left the world. They didn't know a Q
34:38
and A. But I was, like, trying to
34:40
explain it, like, like, like, no,
34:42
never heard it before. I was, like, I
34:44
wild one.
34:46
Your wife. But, yeah, like like the fact
34:48
that Homeboy from the from the backstreet
34:50
Boys just like he he got
34:52
kicked out of the band for a little while because he just was he
34:54
became such a queue. Was this? Oh,
34:56
Brian LaTrell. Right? Brian. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot to
34:58
become such a queue
35:00
guy. like, that guy, like Did you watch
35:02
a documentary, like, a little And
35:04
then and then we like, they're just like, we're pretty sure it's
35:06
that Chinese guy. Right? Like, at the end of it, they're like,
35:08
we're pretty sure it's this Asian dude. Yeah. And that was
35:10
the end. He was just like, well, we think we figured it
35:12
out. don't know. But,
35:14
like, the fact that there are
35:16
like like because I can get
35:18
down with conspiracy theory. I know you can too.
35:20
But then you get to the point where there are people who are,
35:22
like, nah, not Joe Biden.
35:24
That's not Donald Trump. That's Trump wearing
35:26
Joe Biden's face. Yeah. They're
35:28
like they're like for real man, look it up.
35:30
They face swapped. And they, like, it's like Really believe it. Florida.
35:32
Like like inland Florida. Just believe like,
35:34
they have the same I think that was actually
35:37
I think that QAnon
35:40
was, like, a a exercise
35:42
in that pushed
35:44
the boundaries of how gullible a brain can Correct.
35:46
Like, there were just, like, if if
35:48
we if I had known how stupid their people were like that, I probably would've
35:50
tried to come up with my own fucking, like, queuing on
35:53
ahead of schedule. knew about queuing. I mean,
35:55
do you know when they go as
35:57
far as the religion itself. Yeah. I guess that's I
35:59
guess religion is yeah.
36:02
Yeah. The fact that
36:04
there are people who are like, I'm
36:06
eating his flesh and drinking his blood right now. No. No. No. It's really his
36:08
blood. Oh, no. It's fucking The
36:10
chief defronzo. I saw the
36:12
box. Yeah. in the in the the
36:14
fucking wafers off of Amazon too. It's not
36:16
Trent and I went to go see Shane
36:18
Gilles when he was here for the
36:20
New York comedy festival. It was amazing obviously,
36:22
like, the best comic of all time. I love him. I love that guy so much.
36:24
He also big time was after. He was,
36:26
say, hi to him. Right. Like, he's,
36:30
like, can't make it. And then that night and this is for good reason. He just
36:32
took a picture of Dave Schappels. Like, he's like, oh, yeah.
36:34
That's what's going on. I understand.
36:37
remember, like, this is problem. Yeah. But I I can't remember
36:39
who opened up for him. And I don't know what the guy's name
36:41
was, but he tells a joke about God and religion that
36:43
He was a Connor. I was gonna say I think it's
36:45
a Connor and I think I've
36:47
hurt O'Connor
36:48
do a god, like, god work before.
36:50
It's very funny. Right? Like, it's changed my
36:52
life. What are you saying? Basically, being, like,
36:54
imagine, like and I obviously
36:56
be messing it up. He's like, if someone like another
36:58
alien race came down here and he's like, yeah, like, god came here.
37:00
We fucking killed him. God
37:05
came down. We murdered you. Like, you
37:07
know, like, the worst way possible. Like, you better
37:09
get the fuck out of here.
37:11
Man, man. Man,
37:14
man. We had the coolest through it ever. He
37:16
could do everything. Literally, God
37:18
said this, and now we murdered it.
37:21
sent them back up.
37:23
That's like when Philly when the was it
37:25
the robot? It got destroyed
37:27
in Philly. Exactly. the
37:30
one of the one of their tweets, the
37:32
was it me
37:34
and my
37:35
friends would've killed e t
37:37
with hammers. That's for sure. Something
37:39
like that. Okay.
37:42
Like, I can tell you that for sure.
37:44
I think, like, the human instinct is, like,
37:48
something new arrives, can you give me one tip? Something new arrives, and
37:50
it's
37:50
like, shit. Can I fuck it or kill it?
37:53
We're doing one of those
37:55
two. Yeah. We're both. that
37:58
is one order. We're not that is one of those things we get. That
37:59
is what my internal
38:02
emotion is. That is what
38:04
I am inside of me.
38:06
And we teach people and rightfully so, I think, ninety nine
38:09
on all the time, like, be who
38:11
you are, whoever you are. That's who
38:13
you are. Mhmm. Like, well,
38:15
I'm
38:15
I'm a I'm a I'm a murdering fucker. Yeah. It's
38:17
like Well, think about
38:20
it. As as much as
38:22
we are
38:24
evolutionarily
38:26
different than, like, a monkey?
38:28
I think it's, you know, one
38:29
little chroma's So it's
38:32
like we're one little thing away, like you were
38:34
saying earlier, from being like, I fuck, I eat,
38:36
I kill. You know, I mean, my dad's fucking Muggies
38:38
are I It is realistic. I when
38:40
you watch them. They're they're because the thing is they're, like, they're
38:42
as smart as
38:43
you can be while still having
38:45
primal strength. Right. So that's kind
38:47
of scary. You know, by the break is pretty much like
38:49
a gorilla. It really
38:52
looks. It is it is
38:54
the, like, It almost like like like like the walking mile of my shoes
38:56
and shit like that. People should have to
38:58
walk around with testosterone in
39:00
them. Like, I think you said it
39:02
before. women who
39:04
who transition to become
39:06
men
39:07
have been, like, I'm
39:09
so sorry. Like, I I did
39:11
not understand, you know, I'm sorry for like, when
39:13
I yelled at you about this, that new thing in our
39:15
relationship because like anger. When you he makes you angry, makes
39:17
you horny, it makes clap, like, everything where they're just, like, you're
39:19
just walking around all the time, like, pent up, like,
39:22
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. don't
39:24
know. And and now, like I
39:26
don't wanna be like that. I'm just like that. Yeah. Yeah.
39:28
I I am I am always a gust
39:31
of wind from either being
39:34
enraged or hard. Yeah. Like, Alyssa came in when he
39:36
picks up a girl and he's like, alright. We're just gonna
39:38
go fucking. He's like, oh, just leave my car. Just get it
39:40
tomorrow. What are you
39:42
gonna get is carpeting.
39:44
Nothing matters. honestly, my cars get them out of
39:46
me. When you're in that
39:48
mood, think about it. You are with your
39:50
friends, and they like, yo, you
39:52
know, like, your only way to get home. Nope. I'll
39:54
stay. I'll go back with her. We'll fuck
39:56
her on the beach. I'll go to jail. Whatever. I don't
39:58
know. You do not care about
40:00
anything. I I've done the I've done I've had both
40:02
words, like, I went to go fuck,
40:04
couldn't find a parking spot, I just became
40:06
so mad, I couldn't find a parking spot, but
40:08
I'm just, like, just there's sat in my
40:10
car, like punching the steering wheel.
40:11
Fuck it.
40:14
Fuck it. Just
40:18
pure popularity.
40:18
And that's that's why I got it. But then when
40:20
you come and you and you're and you switch your
40:22
brain. Like, that one of the scariest things in the
40:24
world is the first time you have like,
40:27
if you were about to make a real bad decision,
40:29
and you come, and then you don't, and
40:31
you're like, yo, I wasn't -- Yeah. -- I was not
40:33
in control of my body. I was like, something possessed
40:36
this stuff, you know, and I've actually while
40:38
supposed to be we gotta do this. We gotta get our we we've
40:40
been safe forever. We gotta get our testosterone.
40:42
We have Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We gotta
40:44
wanna do it and we wanna see who has the most in the least. Well, I'm doing it right
40:46
here. I'm doing it. Sending it. You got to do
40:48
blood or what? No. I think it's, like, saliva. I'm
40:51
sending mine in. I'm afraid they're
40:53
just gonna tell me game. You know,
40:56
oh, you'd be brave too. And that's
40:58
even gonna get it back and it just said just get a piece of
41:00
hair which just says your It's
41:02
not I spelled right. I spelled
41:04
your your day. So
41:07
the
41:08
results are for
41:10
picture Oh, wait.
41:12
You organically. That'd be auctioning. The fucking
41:14
one is Jasmine. You're fucking
41:17
gay dude. Hey, bro.
41:20
Hey, bro. the people
41:22
that get checked, you get a note back that
41:24
says, we didn't even run your blood, your
41:26
saliva. We just we just listened to
41:28
you on Casey's radio talking about heavy comp.
41:30
You got a low t in your day. I get
41:32
nervous about taking that because I don't wanna have
41:34
to go down that rabbit hole of, like I I
41:36
am very against a lot of that stuff
41:40
because it's like, I'm good right now.
41:41
And even if I'm not, I am. Yeah. You know
41:43
what I mean? So when it set when it
41:45
tells me, you've gotta take
41:46
taking this for, like, supplemental. Like, oh,
41:48
I don't wanna do that. Mhmm. You know? I don't
41:50
wanna know that. It's a next step right now. That would
41:53
horrifying me. What's he doing? Like, Dave did that
41:55
ten thing that -- Who did it?
41:57
-- Dana White did it, where it
41:58
was basically, like, you go to this
41:59
guy and, like, he tells you he takes all your
42:02
blood and tells you exactly what you're missing. Like, what your biological -- Yeah. -- like,
42:04
ages and all that. Right. Right. Right. read it
42:06
also. And they let you know, like,
42:08
hey, like, your biological age is seventy.
42:10
I just need to give
42:12
you this get it down and, like, what you actually are. You're fucking No. I I
42:14
would never wanna know. I wouldn't wanna
42:16
really Well, look at us. I know. You you
42:18
think we're I guess, we're we're men. That's
42:20
a nice be able to, like, make
42:22
the change. But for me, it's like You think that we
42:24
could, like, you know, you think that we're gonna be,
42:26
like, men. I can't turn They're gonna be, like,
42:28
you're you're, like, else show you that
42:30
you're, like, a sixty three year old woman.
42:32
You can't fix that.
42:34
Yeah. It's
42:36
dude. Yeah. I and also, like, there I would not make the necessary
42:38
changes to my life. No. I'm just gonna live my
42:40
life how I live until I die. Yeah. Whenever
42:43
that happens. weekend? I
42:45
had to go ice
42:46
skating. I saw that. So
42:50
the school organized
42:52
this thing. they said to you, you
42:54
know, it was almost like a field
42:56
trip for the kids, but, like, outside of
42:58
school. And they
43:00
they
43:00
said to email, like, right before.
43:02
saying we got a lot more yeses than we thought. We need volunteers.
43:05
I get there. There
43:08
is there is two
43:10
instruct years. And,
43:12
like, three classrooms full
43:14
of kids said, yes. They all said,
43:16
yes. It was, like, over the holiday. Parents need something to
43:18
do with their kids. They're young. They wanna do
43:20
it. everybody obviously said yes. So
43:23
I'm like, this this I was like, I'm gonna
43:25
have to get on the fucking ice r and i. I don't have
43:27
the right socks on that you know, like, none of
43:29
it is is appealing to me. I watch They just give give my
43:31
kids a fucking parking cone and
43:34
say,
43:34
like, go skate, you know.
43:36
And Keegan was, like,
43:37
struggling bad, and I was, like, god. Fucking gold. Like,
43:39
Keegan down. And
43:40
I was I
43:44
obviously don't I'm not good at it.
43:46
I don't like doing it, but I remembered back to the the gronk thing,
43:48
the the barstoolovich thing that
43:52
we did. I didn't, you know, win it, but I was, like, I can I can ice skate. Right. And I like,
43:54
that wasn't that long ago. It was, like,
43:56
seven years. Longer than that, stronger. I thought
43:58
it was, like, two thousand fifteen. No. But how long was that?
44:01
live in I would've guessed eight immediately before we moved here.
44:03
Okay. So, like, I was eight nine. Okay. I've
44:05
been here for just seven years now. Twenty
44:08
sixteen. Twenty sixteen. No.
44:09
Wow. Yeah. So six years. And
44:11
I
44:11
Wow. That's very surprising.
44:13
Wait. That's a repost. Twenty four twenty four
44:16
Twenty four. So I know it. So we're pushing
44:18
eight years. Almost a decade. I guess that does make
44:20
a difference. That's enough time where you're like, oh, yeah. But, like,
44:22
I couldn't believe it, man. I was like, oh, god.
44:24
This is bad, dude. I was
44:26
like, wobble in and, like and
44:28
you know what it was? It's just the,
44:30
like, the nerves of, like, being, like, I'm just
44:32
gonna slip and, like, fucking fracture
44:34
a bone in my wrist and
44:36
that's great. a huge problem. Yeah. Yeah. So I just like I don't
44:38
want that to happen,
44:40
but also the
44:42
the rage within me from
44:45
this fucking the people at the ice rink on to just be
44:47
like, I'm gonna take my skate off and
44:49
fucking work. But the
44:52
the, like, but it was so depressing to be like, I can't just Like, we're pathetic.
44:54
Put on some yeah. We're pathetic. That this is my long
44:56
winded short story. We're pathetic. Well, that's what
44:58
happens, like, my brand now
45:00
become, like, doing things that I
45:02
have to, like, perform. I have to play golf
45:04
and, like, do it well. No. But then I
45:06
have to play the drums I got an elbow surgery. My
45:08
body's, like, falling apart. Sure. I didn't think
45:10
as I was gonna get older, I would have to, like,
45:12
do athletic -- Mhmm. -- activities, like, play the
45:15
drums in an hour long concert. I'm
45:18
twenty
45:19
nine. Alright. I know that you might feel
45:21
it to me. We'll
45:24
help here. I know you're
45:26
thinking about I remember when I when I interviewed Jerry
45:28
Ferrara, a turtle from entourage
45:30
that he was my age now
45:32
back then. And he was like because, you
45:34
know, he used
45:36
to be that. And
45:36
now he's fucking great shave, great hair, like, turned it around
45:38
totally. And he was and I'm starting to
45:40
realize, like, the truth of this around,
45:43
like,
45:43
late thirties. is where you're
45:46
like, oh, it's
45:46
put up or shut up time. Like, if you if
45:48
you just continue to let this happen, it's gone. Right. You're
45:50
not gonna get it back. Like, I remember, like, also, I think
45:52
you'll say that about every eight. I that about twenty
45:55
two. I heard that about twenty six. Even it's happening at about thirty.
45:57
It's happening though. It is When I sit in the
45:59
chair for too long, my knee swallow. I guess,
46:01
when I was not used
46:03
to be able to, like If I if I just,
46:06
like, if I just,
46:08
like, dieted for, like, two weeks, I would, like,
46:10
bounce right back. Yeah. If I needed
46:12
to, like, if Dave was like, we're gonna do this ice skating thing, I was like, well, I'm not
46:14
great at ice skating, but I can do that. You know?
46:16
Like, it's like getting to the point where it's
46:17
like, no. I I'm
46:19
gonna do this. And and it's and you know
46:21
what else? I saw pictures of
46:24
somebody we used to work with when they were
46:26
younger. And I they were
46:28
so skinny. And then pictures later, and I
46:30
was like, oh my god. They got fat.
46:32
Yeah. And I was
46:32
like, how? Are you saying it right to my face?
46:35
say, you know, not even Like,
46:37
your moon face wasn't even compared. Someone
46:40
sent a tweet yesterday being, like, do
46:42
you guys do the Do you guys do the
46:44
width of your hats based off your fat
46:46
moon failure? Do you guys base
46:48
the width of your hats off
46:50
Frankie's fat fucking moon. Maybe left, like, an
46:52
hour. There's so mean
46:54
on you mean There's so mean, man.
46:58
No. But I get what you're saying. Like, IIII
47:01
feel like you you have these
47:03
different, like, benchmarks. Like,
47:06
I used to be one eighty. And, like, if I ever approached one
47:08
ninety, I was like, yo, get your
47:10
shit together. You can't have one ninety.
47:13
and then the one ninety becomes regular. Yeah. Now
47:16
two hundred scares me. And
47:18
eventually, two ten's gonna scare me. And then all of a sudden,
47:20
you're fucking because
47:22
you just at least for me, like, I just kept going through
47:24
enough shit in life where it's like, I gotta worry about these
47:26
kids. I gotta worry about this divorce. I gotta worry about blah blah
47:28
blah. Well, you just, like, put everything else aside and you focus
47:30
on not being in shape until you until
47:32
it's too late and then you're dead. Then you're fucking dead. I
47:34
talk about my Thank god. I I can't
47:36
wait for this reason. I talk about
47:39
my buddy, job all the time on podcast. He's just he
47:41
doesn't laugh at work. He's never smiled
47:43
at work. He's just never found himself in a
47:45
situation in which it's made him chuckle. He just
47:47
goes to work. does is where
47:49
it doesn't go his home. His hair is falling
47:51
out onto his keyboard. Mhmm. His teeth fall
47:54
out into his ham and cheese sandwich because when we
47:56
were in, like, high school, they got punched in the face because I took somebody's hat off
47:58
and I was like, I turned around and clocked
48:00
and I had to deal with this fan
48:02
for, like, twelve years. Finally
48:04
got it done.
48:06
It got rotted, his teeth are falling out. His hair is legitimately falling
48:08
out to the point where he's going to Turkey, like,
48:10
tomorrow to get a fucking hairdresser. Why do
48:12
I get to a turkey? because they
48:14
call it, they don't talk call it Turkey airlines. They call it Turkey
48:16
airlines because everyone's been going there to get
48:18
these, like Every thousand They probably do something, like,
48:20
illegal that we can't I think that's I think Mike
48:22
just got
48:24
done. I Logan's guy. Yeah. I think that's where he heard it from.
48:26
Really? He's just doing it. Like, Macholik.
48:28
000 my Macholik.
48:31
game. But we are I'm sure it's probably something where it's like
48:33
you I think it's just not gonna say thirty
48:35
thousand a year. They do it over there. Oh, is it
48:37
becoming a doctor over there? It's like a lot cheaper than
48:39
here. it. Interesting. So all, like, medicals is
48:42
cheaper. I mean, he's probably gonna die over
48:44
there. But, like, it's
48:46
been funny because he we've used him as a
48:48
benchmark for how old we're actually getting. Like,
48:50
we call him, like, he's basically king vouseras. He's
48:52
every time we he's like, well, the
48:54
other day he showed up to our house when we
48:56
played poker and he's just like, he felt sleep like this,
48:59
and he just looked horrific. Hey. Here's what he fell asleep like this.
49:01
Yeah. That that right there's a bad sign. I'm
49:03
a god. I said, it's probably, like,
49:05
dude, you would ball is
49:07
the worst, man. The balding is the meanest thing
49:09
that happens too. What do you think is
49:11
worse men who go bald or chicks
49:13
who get fat? I think
49:16
at the end of the day that one
49:18
out. I had at the end
49:20
of the day, fat girls
49:22
can still like, guys will
49:24
fuck them. Yeah. But I think I think all of all guys
49:26
too. Yes.
49:28
III
49:28
think that they're they both have their
49:31
place in society. We don't have
49:33
to eradicate that. It is what? It is the it's it's
49:35
it's very like, guys don't
49:38
have much about
49:40
them. Like,
49:40
it's just like, are you tall and do
49:42
you have hair? Yeah. So when you don't have
49:45
hair, it's like Well, I feel like
49:47
the timezone's gotta be swinging back on
49:49
Dolls. And I hope you have to get enough advantage of it. don't think it is. I
49:51
think there's the short king movement.
49:53
I think my
49:56
nothing but everything is so cyclical. Like, we gotta at
49:58
some point, I think that tall and
50:00
big has always been like, it's a primal thing
50:02
to go back to the earlier conversations. really?
50:05
I just think, like, bi you know, biologically, it's never
50:07
been good to be short. Unless, I mean, maybe do,
50:09
like, sneaking around or something. I didn't, like, be
50:11
it maybe yeah. You need to fit
50:14
in box is every other time in
50:16
society, we can fill the box, you're really
50:18
good. You were minors. You were good to
50:20
be small and get the hole. But I I think
50:22
I think the
50:24
short king thing made it enough of a joke where a girl could
50:26
be like, L0LI fucked a short king last
50:28
night, and it's like,
50:30
okay. But overall, being
50:31
tall is
50:34
always gonna be winning the genetic lottery. That is one of my favorite jokes in
50:36
Ari's new special when he's talking about, oh,
50:38
he's
50:38
like he's been everywhere in this world.
50:41
I mean, Latin America,
50:41
Australia, Asia, blah
50:44
blah blah blah. It's like hottest
50:46
shakes,
50:46
bar none, Berlin.
50:48
really He's
50:49
like, everyone in Berlin is
50:52
fucking 646
50:54
vile, stunningly good looking. Tell
50:56
you why. And he goes and it was my first time
50:58
walking on going. You guys might have
51:00
had a point.
51:02
You know? He he's like,
51:04
you're right. I don't belong. Yeah.
51:07
Yeah. I mean,
51:10
when you think about like yeah.
51:12
When you think about it. Take
51:15
are a special jewel. It is very, very
51:17
fun. Oh my god. I think
51:20
it's fucking one of the best things I've ever watched.
51:22
because it is it's You know when people are like, I've
51:24
been working on this for like five years. This is like
51:26
my life's work. Like, Ari
51:28
legitimately has just been, like, cultivating
51:30
this this jew humor for his whole career.
51:32
And and he's and he's perfected it, and it
51:34
is it's, like, you learn about
51:36
shit. This
51:38
is yeah, you do. It's a history lesson while being funny. And it's also what think about
51:40
it. It's a history lesson of, like, the least
51:42
funny thing that's ever happened, you know,
51:45
to the people. not all about, like, the hall
51:47
of sponsorship. But in general, a huge piece of history is, like, the least funny thing that's
51:49
ever happening happened and you're laughing, like, the whole
51:52
time. It's it's unbelievable. But yeah. I
51:54
mean, he
51:56
Ari, you know, when
51:56
he's he's like, yeah. We're, you know, we're sickly, and we're,
51:59
you know, we complain a
51:59
lot and all these things. It's like,
52:02
yeah. They're to
52:04
be do recycling. He I mean,
52:06
it's like Tommy. That's what we say so he say Tommy is
52:08
the least. Most Jewish.
52:10
He has he has the same recycled.
52:12
He's like, still like
52:14
because we're still the second smartest race of
52:16
people all time and he goes around about other stuff. Who's
52:18
smarter? I think he's positive. Curious. Yes.
52:22
Yes. No. even ask anything. He's just he's
52:25
like, great. That is that
52:27
is a very funny part of that. But
52:29
he's it's like every you know, they're all smart. What do
52:31
you want? they're all fucking smart. I don't know. They're the CEO
52:34
of every company for a fucking reason. It is what
52:36
it is. Yeah. You know, black guys are
52:38
gonna basketball, juice people
52:40
were smart. know, these are these are
52:42
Steroids are for a reason. It just happens. How's that? How's that game the
52:44
who's the biggest asshole? We
52:47
it's our number one seller
52:50
of Black Friday -- Wow. -- considering
52:52
that we we did a terrible job
52:54
leading up to the drop of this. We
52:56
are for people who have been in this
52:58
game for all of our
53:00
adult life, we're still horrible. Oh,
53:02
so we were, like, we had no promo. When we did
53:04
the our doctors were here in Austin, we the
53:06
game didn't we could Yeah. This is the only But should've rolling
53:08
some of the episodes of time. We we barely well,
53:10
we didn't know. Here this is this
53:12
is so perfect. Like, this is the perfect
53:15
example
53:15
of just, like, I think, dudes
53:17
and us and how we operate. This
53:20
is
53:20
five hundred cards.
53:22
We needed to
53:24
basically come up with
53:25
five hundred of them. Because even the ones that we've done
53:27
on the podcast that were either from the Internet,
53:29
from our our
53:32
our callers, from our own personal lives,
53:34
are like novels. So we had to, like, cut it up, condense it down into,
53:36
like, a sentence, but still be
53:39
you hard that it sounds.
53:42
But we were like, you know, they
53:43
they they told us like we need five
53:45
hundred of those.
53:46
We had a deadline of
53:50
a year.
53:50
We're like, we need this done right, like,
53:52
this time. We had a year. Next year. Yeah. It was
53:54
like nine months. It was like nine months. Wasn't
53:57
really round up dramatic effect. Okay. I didn't and and
53:59
I was trying to decide I texted the group
54:01
several times being, like, I need everyone to do
54:03
ten tonight, you know. No. We never did
54:05
it. We basically let
54:07
it go down the wire and they said, if you
54:10
don't do
54:10
it, like,
54:11
tomorrow -- No. -- we won't be able to roll
54:13
it out this year for
54:15
Black Friday. And I was like,
54:17
well, you know, it's so hard. We did
54:20
it on, like, one
54:22
train trip from Providence to
54:24
New York. could've been just It
54:26
could've been done, like --
54:28
Yeah. -- it was a little more than that. It was we
54:30
had a couple more sessions, but yeah. But you know what
54:32
I mean? But in did not and now,
54:35
like, it was a presale and and apologies
54:37
if it doesn't get to you in time
54:39
for for for Christmas. It can be, like,
54:41
a, you know, take
54:43
a picture of this and be like, it's gonna be here in, like, a week, you
54:45
know. But the procrastination
54:47
was insane. And the laziness that's
54:49
just how we are. though. That and
54:51
and I was, like, as much as I was, like, guys, we suck. Yeah. And,
54:53
like, there should almost be, like, punishment for
54:55
this. Right. We'll we'll do it
54:57
again for that it's just like
54:59
who we are. Right. Dude, I slept on a mattress last night, because I
55:01
don't expect things of me. I slept on
55:04
just a bare mattress last night. At home,
55:06
my
55:06
apartment. What? Did you What?
55:08
Alright. What did you do in the No. No. because my fucking sheets
55:10
are in the wash from -- From the --
55:12
concrete. The ice cream, I have not you don't have
55:15
only have one pair of jeans? I didn't know I have a pair of
55:17
jeans. I have several, but I don't that's
55:20
a that's a horrible way to sleep.
55:22
Oh, you said wherever they a fell asleep at
55:24
ice cream. Has that I see the pressure.
55:26
Terrific. So That's the one that just who did you guys have a
55:28
guess and you show that to someone? Was it
55:30
nickelback? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I put
55:32
it as a nickelback in a crazy thing. Sitting
55:34
in that seat right there. Yeah. I agree. Dude, he just
55:36
started singing at one point. And I was like, oh,
55:38
he breaks into that. Look at this. Oh,
55:40
man. Come on. What?
55:42
How about go back, everyone's like, oh, they're simple music. And,
55:45
like, if you stack all the music on top of
55:47
each other, it plays the same song. It's like,
55:49
well, if it's good, what's the problem?
55:51
Also, when did that become that
55:54
that is totally PR. I
55:56
wish I wish I could get like go back in time and
55:58
do PR with them.
56:00
Like, if if, like, you do that with Michael Jackson songs? Or it's, like, oh,
56:02
yes. It's a distinct style. Right.
56:04
But but Nickelback is, like So there's
56:06
style is,
56:08
like, simplistic, very catchy
56:10
music. Super cars. It's fucking
56:12
new. Yeah. III
56:14
hate that when they're, like, the chord progressions
56:16
are, like, so simple. Not everything used to
56:18
be a fucking guitar solo, like --
56:20
No. -- that's what they are. These are good songs,
56:22
but it is if you
56:24
ever heard I think it's look at this photograph someday.
56:26
They, like, they blended the two day. Yeah. It's like
56:28
Yeah. Exactly. But like Who
56:30
can everybody You can file with
56:32
You could take a million drinks long. You could take Oops. I did it
56:35
again and put it over hit me maybe one
56:37
more time. Like, everybody's lead singles and
56:39
big shit always like,
56:41
give the catnip to the fucking people, and then, you know, we'll
56:43
play There's a little viral video called
56:45
the four chord song by Axis
56:47
of Awesome. They're like a comedy band. They just put together
56:49
every song that plays those four chords, and it's every
56:51
pop song, every everything. And everyone's like,
56:54
oh, you think this is a unique song, and
56:56
they hit I think, like, seventy
56:58
five songs in one song. It's awesome.
57:00
Oh, yeah. I I mean, the amount of, like,
57:02
samples that are used in rap music
57:04
or drum loops, like,
57:06
every single a song. But
57:07
the but you're gonna pick, like, these guys out, you know. Right.
57:09
It's the most wonderful
57:12
time of
57:14
the Year.
57:17
Into winter. Allegedly,
57:20
winter now is gonna be, like, February through May,
57:22
but whatever, it's the
57:24
holiday season. It's the time
57:25
of year where you kick back, you drink some
57:27
whiskey, preferably the single barrel from KFC
57:30
Radio, mixed up maybe perhaps
57:32
with a little maple syrup to make
57:34
yourself an old fashioned. Maybe
57:36
perhaps you drink it on the rocks, maybe it's
57:38
straight, maybe you sip on it in front of
57:40
the fire with your family. Maybe you fucking won't touch it with your
57:42
boys that you're having a reunion with.
57:44
Either way, it's Whistle
57:46
Pig season.
57:46
and The best
57:49
whiskey on the point. This
57:50
is This is this is not a joke. That's just
57:53
I think it is I think you really can make the argument
57:55
from top to bottom from my a
57:57
Boschogg down to their
57:59
there
57:59
their most affordable. Like, because, you
58:01
know, I'm sure there's other brands
58:03
that people like the best ever, but it's like but you can't get
58:05
a bottle of it -- Yeah. -- of a variation of it for fifty bucks the way
58:07
you can with Whistle Pig. And you're doing the
58:10
collabs with, like, the
58:12
people in the demographic that
58:14
you are in that you love, like, the most.
58:16
It's the most, like,
58:18
full comprehensive whiskey brand, I think, on
58:20
the planet Earth. the new the new boss hog, have you seen
58:22
it? I I've seen it. Yeah. So I'm I'd
58:24
like some. I know. Yo. I didn't.
58:26
Come on. I'd like some very
58:28
much. It's I'd
58:30
like some very much. Very,
58:33
very much. Well, I
58:35
forget what flavor it is,
58:37
but it is It
58:39
is -- Oh, yeah. -- about BOSS Hogs. To me, also, the BOSS Hogs is
58:42
about the I mean, to the packaging
58:44
and, like, the present presentation of
58:46
it, this I'm such a
58:48
after getting involved with with whiskey, I'm such a
58:50
sim for, like, the stories behind it and how
58:52
it's made and, like, like, even the fact,
58:54
our small batch, we took a
58:56
I
58:56
think it was
58:57
ash wood barstool, and we put it in
58:59
with the whiskey to change
59:01
the flavor. So it's
59:03
like the barstool flavor, you get it. All the stories like that of
59:05
the way that they make their whiskeys unbelievable. There's a reason
59:08
why we did it with
59:10
them. Greek big nectar. Yeah.
59:12
It's like blue and right? It has Scratchventura
59:14
bottles. Yeah. From the Greek isles back
59:16
to the CYREN songs. Yes. That's
59:18
it. The mediterranean. I like I'm
59:21
not a red mask. So whether
59:24
it's the boss hog
59:26
that you wanna buy, I don't even know if you can buy it.
59:28
I You can. It's a thousand
59:30
dollars. Retail or secondary market?
59:32
Retail. I I get what you said. I
59:34
guess It was, like, five hundred usually.
59:36
maybe this is Yeah. I mean, secondary. No. Here's oh, no. That's a
59:39
different ballpark. I think from the from their
59:41
website, it's probably sold out already, but I think it's, like,
59:43
five hundred bucks. You can get on
59:45
the secondary market quite a bit more. Mhmm. Or you
59:47
can grab a bottle of KFC Radio
59:50
Whiskey, not a thousand bucks from your
59:52
local liquor store
59:54
or buy it online, go to wissolpig whiskey dot com, find
59:56
the KFC bottle, go get
59:58
it.
59:59
We actually
59:59
we we we got
1:00:01
to the bottom of
1:00:03
it. It's Colin
1:00:05
Quinn's old show, tough crowd. That's what see, I
1:00:07
saw a clip of this. Yeah. And they they said they they didn't
1:00:09
know who it was. Did you see the clip? Was it Colin Quinn or someone else
1:00:11
on his show? No. He's he's a little cool. I saw the clip
1:00:13
of you guys talked about it. Oh,
1:00:15
it was interesting. Like, someone set
1:00:18
that narrative. That's I mean, like, those guys You're
1:00:20
fucking just I actually think in the long
1:00:22
run, it might be better for them. Right.
1:00:24
Because it's one of those things where everybody is still
1:00:26
buying the records. We know that. And it keeps your name in the zeitgeist and
1:00:28
everything. Yeah. And by now, being nice. thing
1:00:30
makes them more popular than them just being like this
1:00:32
in a million. Here's these bands. Right.
1:00:35
I was gonna say there's a thousand, you know, like, I don't
1:00:38
know, fucking spin doctors. Right. They
1:00:40
they don't have any narrative one way or the other. You
1:00:42
know? I think creed and them were one and two
1:00:44
of -- Right. -- most sales of the two
1:00:46
thousands. And in the third hands that everybody makes
1:00:48
fun of. We were, like, signing up. He was
1:00:49
there too. No way. It was like I
1:00:51
think it was highest sales of the nine 90s
1:00:54
or two thousands, whatever. Dude, like,
1:00:56
I'd rather have that than indifference. Real quick.
1:00:58
Talking about games the other day, we play the game
1:01:00
shareades in my house. and just to show, like,
1:01:02
actually, how fucked up and gay I
1:01:04
am. And it's just
1:01:06
popping out. There it's a
1:01:08
kids game. Right? So, like, mean, the
1:01:10
the the the words on there are not sexual,
1:01:12
but we had to get our person. It was a
1:01:14
group show aid, so it was two people trying to get one
1:01:16
person again. Got it. And the
1:01:18
word was centipede. So I took
1:01:19
my new buddy, and I just drew him
1:01:21
down the ground. I put my face in
1:01:23
his ass. I bet they got
1:01:26
it and we walked around on the fucking I bet they
1:01:28
said Sanofi. What's happening?
1:01:30
And someone just like Sanofi. I'm
1:01:32
like, boom. I mean, hey.
1:01:34
Bravo. You all win the game. Right? Yeah. How
1:01:36
else would you do? So we thought about it for I think you have to I don't
1:01:38
know. I do so there would, like No. I'm not at my
1:01:40
age. one thousand percent what I
1:01:43
would do. That is asshole. I
1:01:46
I mean, he would've, like, tried to grab
1:01:48
him and do it the other way. No. No. No. No. You
1:01:50
gotta do it. You gotta do it. The worst part
1:01:52
of it was He was like he's aggressive if
1:01:54
it was. I still have his hips. You pull them in, like, you know, and
1:01:56
I was like, he slid on the wood floors
1:01:58
towards him. Oh my god. Well,
1:02:02
was, like, pulling. I was, like,
1:02:04
fingernails and I've seen that move
1:02:06
in points when he had to just drag me in there.
1:02:08
to stop you, man. We also said,
1:02:11
like, what if you just made a, like, an x rated
1:02:13
version of parades? You know? I how funny do you
1:02:15
wanna do with, like, couples? Like, like, you're playing with, like,
1:02:17
your French? Like, blowjob. It's like, oh, you win.
1:02:20
I Oh, you're end. I was kicking around
1:02:22
yesterday. Oh, that's a
1:02:24
blowjob. I mean, also just like sucking
1:02:26
Andrew's dick.
1:02:28
What did the guy Andrew's I think
1:02:30
I was kicking around the idea of, like, just
1:02:32
a full blown game
1:02:34
night for, like, a
1:02:35
KSU radio game
1:02:38
that we're everything is x rated or or,
1:02:40
like, really shock value. Like
1:02:42
I love that. I mean, imagine if you were, like,
1:02:44
if you had to do
1:02:46
grades for, like, the worst things in the world. Oh my god.
1:02:47
You know? Like, how did you do trades for a holocaust? That's what I
1:02:50
was I was thinking. I already I don't know what I would
1:02:52
do. I really don't
1:02:54
know what immediately popped in my head.
1:02:56
Yeah. You can't say. Like, you would have to be
1:02:58
you'd have to, like, you'd have to, like, you have to be the walk.
1:03:00
Right? Yeah. Yeah. You have to
1:03:02
do the walk. You and
1:03:04
then then you'd have to convey, like, the Jewish people. But
1:03:07
then, like yeah. There's, like That's enough. You'd
1:03:09
be, like, to Johnson. No. Not Johnson. Be,
1:03:11
like And then
1:03:14
Yeah. No. You can have a lot of fun with that.
1:03:16
This has given me,
1:03:19
like, renewed faith or, I guess,
1:03:21
maybe opposite. I don't know where
1:03:24
I stand. like, on like, have you ever
1:03:26
bummed out about your life or think that
1:03:28
you're weird or stressed or whatever?
1:03:30
Like, the scenario is in here.
1:03:31
It's like,
1:03:34
fact is stranger
1:03:34
than that. And it's your best seller. So people are buying games like two
1:03:36
people. What's cool about this one? Game night. This is
1:03:38
also like it's a real game. Like, you
1:03:40
have these these chips that you bet
1:03:43
and there's a judge. And if
1:03:45
you if you say the boyfriend is the asshole
1:03:47
and the judge agrees you get points for it and
1:03:49
people don't, you also can try to then
1:03:52
sway people to change their opinion, though, and of
1:03:54
there's actual games to it. Like, the gameplay
1:03:56
of the Internet was, like, it's not
1:04:00
because it's IIII think this one does
1:04:02
have the gameplay too. I do think I'm more
1:04:04
of a conversation about When someone says please
1:04:06
swinging into me, I might I don't wanna do it. Yeah.
1:04:08
Particularly the card like, like, Carmen I
1:04:10
mean, like, a deck of cards. That I'm
1:04:12
like, I don't Yeah. This suit means that.
1:04:14
And this is will will one hundred percent just
1:04:16
end up, like, you have playing it. But if you
1:04:18
ever wanted to, like, sit down and play for real,
1:04:20
like, you can do that. Even all games
1:04:22
evolve into that, like, I I always pull up
1:04:24
your guys like KFC. I I pull up the answer the Internet
1:04:26
all the time just to bring it up to my buddies, like
1:04:28
like -- Yes. -- hypotheticals. I'll Absolutely. with
1:04:30
this. And
1:04:32
the same the dozen. I always pull up the dozen. I'll just read trivia questions.
1:04:34
I'll let her just go through the video the
1:04:36
the video, and I'll just read the questions. Yeah. But
1:04:38
yeah. the the one the
1:04:40
one that I've loved
1:04:42
was a
1:04:44
guy got his girlfriend
1:04:47
a his grandmother's,
1:04:48
his dead grandma's mattress, for
1:04:50
her birthday. Oh. He So I was I
1:04:52
was it was it was that a boy a
1:04:56
boyfriend mad. Who's the ass with him?
1:04:58
The boyfriend got mad that the girlfriend bought herself
1:05:00
an Apple Watch for her birthday
1:05:02
and, like,
1:05:03
like, one upped him. And in this
1:05:05
in this case, like, ten upped him. because his
1:05:08
gift to her was a dead ground. His
1:05:10
grandmother's She like, she knew she
1:05:12
knew that like, the grandma
1:05:14
died recently. Was she in need of a
1:05:16
mattress? Yeah. They were, like, supposed to get one,
1:05:18
and they they they got it late. They
1:05:20
got it know who the asshole is.
1:05:22
Yeah. It's the guy who gave the gift, because the dead
1:05:24
grandma's guy. No. I know. I don't know. I mean,
1:05:26
got a good deal. Got a
1:05:28
good bargain. that was
1:05:30
zero dollars. I think it was one dead grandma.
1:05:32
They're talking, like, crazy.
1:05:34
What did they cost me? A
1:05:36
lifetime memories. When
1:05:39
I watch people
1:05:42
live the Dave Life now, when I
1:05:44
watch like Austin go through
1:05:46
it and new
1:05:48
people get yelled at or whatever. Do you what what
1:05:50
do what do you what do you like what what
1:05:52
do you feel?
1:05:53
What would feel like your when
1:05:55
you see that. because I actually think you're one of
1:05:57
the last ones Austin gets
1:05:59
it to. But, like, I think from here on
1:06:02
out, it'll be like a revolving door
1:06:04
of a this thing, you should. And they'll kinda get, shit
1:06:06
on, but they also wanna
1:06:07
bring it all to
1:06:08
her. Yeah. Like like, you were, like,
1:06:12
his You know? We're grinding. I mean, he's still is grinding, like, crazy.
1:06:14
He's doing, like, pizza reviews all over the
1:06:16
place. Yeah. And he's still doing that. So, like,
1:06:18
shout to Spider in Austin. They're fucking going
1:06:20
every so
1:06:22
They're yeah, he's definitely still in the grind mode. I mean, the guy's never stopping.
1:06:24
But I guess it's different now
1:06:25
is that he's not in the office as
1:06:27
much. So, like, even
1:06:30
when the
1:06:30
task was over. I still was, like, one hundred watts.
1:06:32
Yeah. Which was, like, just, like, it
1:06:34
was That's that's kinda what you see.
1:06:37
I Yeah. I I would get Yeah. And and this is I
1:06:39
don't forget that he you know, we always list, like,
1:06:42
the the the Dave guys.
1:06:43
Yeah. And you were never,
1:06:45
like, officially his one of his cameraman or assistance, please. But
1:06:47
Feinberg was under I say, literally. Yeah. They used to
1:06:49
sit on that perch for, you
1:06:52
know, years. you
1:06:54
know, it was didn't didn't say hot, you didn't say bad to you. Just
1:06:56
what, like but I prefer that. I
1:06:58
prefer being under his church because the
1:07:00
anxiety that I would get from
1:07:03
an email, was ten times worse
1:07:05
than just hearing from him. Yeah. Like, when he just when
1:07:07
he just talked to me, it's like, alright. We like, we're
1:07:09
talking, like, a When you see that The
1:07:12
Q bus. you get, like, the text of the Oh my cancer? For the fucking
1:07:14
ass. I swear to them if I have it one day, it's
1:07:16
because of that feeling. Dude, the fucking, like, eating
1:07:18
test. It would just be,
1:07:20
like, just just a subject of an email. No body. Just like, what the
1:07:22
fuck is all of this? Yeah. You're like, oh my god.
1:07:24
Oh my god. Oh my god. The best and the best
1:07:26
one was Riggs and
1:07:28
Trent got So they were at, like, the
1:07:30
Ryder Cup or something like that? Or they were at something
1:07:32
You guys got smoke for that one. Yeah. I wasn't part of foreplay
1:07:34
at that point. Oh,
1:07:36
god. So so Dave's start the email being like, hey, guys. Great
1:07:38
ride a cup. Right? Awesome awesome
1:07:41
awesome job by Tiger Woods winning
1:07:43
the first one. The first around. Wanna
1:07:45
know, where the fuck are you? I'm getting up it
1:07:47
with all. Nice. That's actually, like, one of the
1:07:49
funniest, and then he usually just goes right
1:07:51
to basically you know. I
1:07:54
remember that one specifically that you
1:07:56
guys just, like, weren't covering that other rider
1:07:58
club. It was kinda crazy. It was that
1:08:01
was kinda crazy. It was years
1:08:03
ago, so I think they didn't know I I don't
1:08:05
know what they were doing. I'm not sure what the
1:08:07
reasoning was. Well, I'm I'm sure I could tell
1:08:09
you that, like, four play probably had had exploded. And
1:08:11
in Dave's mind, it was like a
1:08:14
new vertical that
1:08:16
was amazing. since that never
1:08:18
ever gets voiced to anyone, the foreplay guys were probably just like, I don't know. We just keep doing what we do. Meanwhile, you know, the
1:08:20
bar had been raised and they
1:08:22
never knew it because nobody communicates it.
1:08:26
the we had fucking the
1:08:28
one he sent me, this is, like, where
1:08:30
I I barstool you still was What
1:08:34
did you have an all three go in there? No. You were just fight over. No. You were, like, still a college kid. because I I didn't do it
1:08:36
was it partially,
1:08:38
you ended up becoming just another
1:08:42
of the barstool sites. Yeah. But when it
1:08:44
was, like, pitched and not it wasn't
1:08:46
pitched, it was told to us. But
1:08:50
it was, like, you are only allowed to do college stores.
1:08:52
Right. It is no other stores except college
1:08:54
things. So we're, like, trying to think of,
1:08:57
like, unique college stores, like, top five Alright.
1:08:59
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. So I think the original thing
1:09:01
was the hope was to get college
1:09:04
writers kind
1:09:06
of, I guess, with a vice rep program has become but with more bloggers.
1:09:08
Yeah. So that's why, like, Keith
1:09:10
had a all three go
1:09:13
named Rick Noonan from Wisconsin, and
1:09:15
he would just publish stories under that
1:09:17
sometimes and came Mark at other times. And I think Dave tried to do one of the calls
1:09:19
woody from Texas or something like that. because I remember
1:09:21
there was there was a Dave, like,
1:09:23
Silverfish or whatever. are
1:09:25
you Oh, he was like, Tom Silverfish was a alter ego on the newspaper. And I think he tried
1:09:27
like, revitalize that or revive that for
1:09:30
Marshall. You would So we
1:09:34
a different tone and stuff. Like, just I don't think you I mean, I think it was
1:09:37
very obvious. You could see all the spaces. Yeah.
1:09:39
Yeah. I mean, like but
1:09:41
I remember, anyway, we were writing, like like, we because, like, the only website
1:09:43
we could use, because the only, like, college exclusive website
1:09:46
at the time was, like, HFOTPO College or
1:09:48
whatever. Yeah. And they weren't they
1:09:50
weren't that many stories. So, like, we
1:09:52
would a good day where I had, like, two blogs
1:09:54
up because, like, we didn't wanna step on your toes. We didn't wanna step on your toes. We didn't wanna step by any of those side toes. Yeah. So we weren't taking any stories.
1:09:56
And they were like, where the fuck about
1:09:58
the blogs. I was like, they really haven't
1:10:01
many college, just college stories. And we like, this is I this is all my fault.
1:10:04
We we
1:10:07
definitely botched our first
1:10:10
attempt to parcel you. And and he just went and replied. And, like, I didn't I didn't know, Dave.
1:10:12
I I had never met I met
1:10:14
him once. I met him at my interview.
1:10:18
But, like, I thought of him as, like, the funny guy online. I thought
1:10:21
-- Yeah. -- you don't think it was, like, your boss. I thought it
1:10:23
was, like, a nice, you know you guys. Yeah.
1:10:25
I didn't I didn't know. I mean Right. Right. Right. And
1:10:27
and he was, like, he replied, like
1:10:29
like Jesus fucking Christ, you're gonna
1:10:31
be the first guy ever fired before he
1:10:33
even meets his boss or something like that.
1:10:36
Yeah. And I didn't send the email,
1:10:38
but I had typed out, like, Right. Sorry. I'll get it better. Right.
1:10:40
Well, I didn't send it because I was,
1:10:42
like, I said, maybe But you got
1:10:44
your because,
1:10:46
like, at that point, he wasn't, like, Dave, the
1:10:48
fucking you know, like, that the conqueror.
1:10:50
It was, like I thought he was just
1:10:53
fucking around. I was actually trying to figure out
1:10:55
where it became that. Just recently, I was having this thought
1:10:57
for some reason. I guess, somebody was asking
1:10:59
me, gentlemen, what do you who's did
1:11:01
you look in real life or whatever? And because
1:11:03
I I remember always telling people that
1:11:05
I I knew, like, very quickly in, like, two thousand nine, we were not gonna be, like, a
1:11:08
collaborative effort
1:11:12
because I sent him an email saying how about
1:11:14
you blog on Parcel New York for a day and I blog on Boston and it'll be
1:11:18
like French stones and Jetson's, like, a crossover and he just
1:11:20
wrote back, why would we ever do that? And
1:11:22
I was, like, okay. Cool. Never mind.
1:11:25
So I was, like, check, like, never you know, never try to
1:11:27
be, like, you know, collaborative again. But I but
1:11:30
I I wasn't like Alright.
1:11:32
Like, fucking me versus Dave
1:11:34
now. I don't know when that
1:11:36
happened. I know by deflateate I think deflateate
1:11:38
was, like, the nail on the cauldron of New York first boss and just But but
1:11:43
it was, like, I think yes. I
1:11:45
think on some level, there was a subconscious thing of,
1:11:47
like, I want New
1:11:50
York to be the best. And
1:11:52
I think he was like, I don't
1:11:54
want these new guys to, you know, to be the best. I want I want to be the best.
1:11:56
But I,
1:11:59
at
1:11:59
least in the beginning, thought
1:11:59
of that as a good nature,
1:12:02
like, rises like, in a
1:12:04
rising tide sort of
1:12:06
thing. But I think at some point, it it got, like,
1:12:08
you know Not, like, really personal, but it definitely
1:12:10
became more than just, like Maybe it's a multi
1:12:12
competition. Personal preference too. He's not, like, a big stand
1:12:14
up guy. Right? So maybe just like, he didn't, like, see, like, your I mean, don't
1:12:16
yeah. He didn't care about podcasting. He doesn't, like,
1:12:18
stand up. I get that. But And
1:12:21
all the guys
1:12:22
that he really gels with really well
1:12:24
or all the think people that do exactly what Well, yeah.
1:12:26
I remember being ambling. I remember being, like, I'm fucked. Like, this thing I
1:12:28
don't gamble. And I do have Barzin. care for you.
1:12:31
Yeah. Ten of course. All of I've
1:12:34
tried to force it to failed at it. Yeah. And everyone that's
1:12:36
Well, that was about as rocketed. I remember trying trying
1:12:38
to talk about it, like, I don't even know
1:12:40
what the fuck I'm doing. The the the the vernacular of
1:12:42
all. It's like if you don't know it and and it's so obvious right away if
1:12:45
you try if you're trying to talk about
1:12:47
it. But I remember being like
1:12:49
Dave gambles and whatever. But then as as more and more people
1:12:51
came that gamble. It was very obvious. Like, I remember
1:12:53
just being like nobody's like friends
1:12:55
with Dave. He's just Dave. But then it's
1:12:57
like, oh, if you gamble and you like
1:12:59
horse racing and all You do become
1:13:01
friends with them. Yeah. So then I was like,
1:13:03
oh, fuck. I'm, like, on the outside looking in. Yeah. But I still don't know what it
1:13:08
was, like, when it became more, like, you know, a rivalry or
1:13:10
whatever. The team oh, oh, you know, it was probably that team point
1:13:13
where I think it was probably Yeah. I I was recently first was New
1:13:16
York. Yeah. Because I think being close to
1:13:18
That was when I first came in. It
1:13:20
was hot. Yeah. He was, like,
1:13:23
rallying up the troops to Well, that's yeah.
1:13:25
That's what sucked. Is that Wasn't it like Robbie and Robbie and Trent go,
1:13:27
oh, that have happened too. But
1:13:30
that was that was think powder tag tag tag. I
1:13:33
think I think there was a powder tag and,
1:13:35
like, the Kanye concert and and
1:13:39
things like that lit it. But there was, like, this was real personally in New
1:13:41
York. I know. That's what I mean. It's, like, pre New
1:13:43
York. I mean, for me, I think it was
1:13:45
a lot of, like, you know, it was
1:13:47
Metz. It was, like, Patriots jets
1:13:49
and New York, Boston, and it was like little shit talking that
1:13:51
eventually was like, oh, like that
1:13:53
joke took it a
1:13:55
little too far. that one was, like, out
1:13:57
of line, and you do that every day for you. because things were not going your way. Well, that's so I
1:13:59
was just, like, the
1:14:03
getting the punching back. I mean, I I think there
1:14:05
was definitely a period of time where Dave, like, Dave thought that, like, sports
1:14:07
were real life. So, like, if my
1:14:10
team wins, I am the winner and
1:14:12
you or the loser. Yeah. Or it's I
1:14:14
think like that. I don't know. You just Yeah. No. I mean, we all do, but it's like it's like yeah. I'm I'm better you because
1:14:16
I pick these colors. Yeah.
1:14:18
That's how it's worse. Fuck. but
1:14:22
but yeah. That but I
1:14:25
also
1:14:25
dealt with it, like, for an
1:14:27
hour on on run down and
1:14:29
then gone. You know? Yeah. Whereas
1:14:31
you guys Radio was Wild time. Radio. Yeah. You
1:14:33
can see you added pizza. You did radio. Twenty four. You did
1:14:35
all of it. I know what?
1:14:38
I've and maybe it's a sick in me, but I missed that fire. I to
1:14:40
Trenton about Those big days were always special.
1:14:42
I missed that fire. I missed the big days,
1:14:45
but I also missed just being in the line of fire. I
1:14:47
do. Wow. I know. III definitely I realize
1:14:50
that you guys are sick. I miss, like, having a
1:14:53
deadline of, like and so I do it with myself, with
1:14:55
foreplay. Like, now I'm editing, like, breaking ninety, and I'm, like, sitting
1:14:57
there. Like, I want someone to try to maybe, like,
1:15:00
where the fuck is it?
1:15:02
fucking hell. Yeah. Tonight, you're dead.
1:15:05
like him. Do it. I've set it with these
1:15:07
guys before. I'm like, I don't I don't manage like Dave, but and we've had a couple
1:15:09
screw ups and I'm like, if
1:15:10
this was Dave, he would like, if
1:15:14
in Nascule You wish to say it to our guys, but you would never make that mistake
1:15:16
ever again. So, like, you can't I've always tried to
1:15:19
say it to our guys, and our
1:15:21
guys are incredible. The amount of video we put out is fucking
1:15:23
astronaut and Jake and Brendan are nuts. I don't know how
1:15:25
they're doing machines. It's crazy. You're putting out an hour
1:15:27
and a half edited golf
1:15:29
movie. Two times a week, every single week. When you
1:15:31
compare that to, like, the When you compare that to,
1:15:33
like, the movie industry and TV, and the the amount of
1:15:36
stuff, you you shot, like, one music
1:15:38
video. Right? It took, like, a week Yeah.
1:15:40
One music video. These guys do it, like, twice
1:15:42
a day every day. It's crazy. It's a nonsense.
1:15:44
But, like, sometimes if they, like, mess up or
1:15:46
I don't see the fire, I'll be I
1:15:49
wanna say, like, dude, if you worked on a day
1:15:51
one day before I murdered, but you did that because it's, like, that's a dick thing. It's a dick it's a dick it's, like It's
1:15:53
also a dick to pay yourself the
1:15:55
fucking day, but when
1:15:58
people are, like, you know, these these new guys, like, don't know.
1:16:01
It's like, of course, they don't know. Right. They they
1:16:03
work for the company when it's
1:16:05
worth a billion dollars. We were up in a halfway
1:16:07
home. that. Yeah. I hate to, like I
1:16:09
went to school up ill both ways, but it's
1:16:11
like, yeah. Things were different and harder back then,
1:16:13
you know. Like And you can't replicate. You can't
1:16:15
just be like, act like me. Pretend it's that way. It's like
1:16:17
unless you have someone like with the knife over
1:16:19
your head at every second, you're not gonna
1:16:21
feel that. I just miss I
1:16:23
miss like the rush. I I used
1:16:25
to get such You're a junky. You're a fucking sick junky. It's a high of, like, alright.
1:16:27
We're going to a pizza where you got nine to
1:16:30
knockout. There's gonna be
1:16:32
fans gonna be people -- Yeah. -- there's gonna
1:16:34
be a mess up somewhere along the line that Uber's not gonna pick us up. Yeah. But I gotta call it as we're fifteen minutes out. Like,
1:16:36
I used to know every single matters and he
1:16:38
was gonna do or every single decision, like,
1:16:42
I knew when the time got too long in
1:16:44
the car that I hadn't called the next pizza place
1:16:46
that, like, as I'm pulling up the phone I'm
1:16:48
already gonna have to say where's the pizza with They
1:16:50
got it already on the phone. Like, I knew I knew everything, how to do
1:16:53
it. And I missed that, like, well, it becomes like it's I
1:16:55
wanna go and say, here's like a
1:16:57
feature. You run with him again. I don't know if he'll let, like,
1:16:59
let me do it. See, I think he is so I
1:17:01
don't think he even feels any of that. I
1:17:03
think he's just, like, I just do this for the money.
1:17:05
Yeah. Just do this for the company. I don't are you talking about? Like, you know what? It's almost
1:17:08
when people say, like, this is bold and boring material.
1:17:10
Yeah. And it's like, we don't need any extra motivation.
1:17:13
That's Dave. He just doesn't need the -- -- that
1:17:15
the the to it. I do it. But for everybody else, it is, like, the juice
1:17:18
that gets flown. You're working with the best and the
1:17:20
biggest and, you
1:17:23
know, the Marciano's thing. Like, when he does a big,
1:17:25
like, video for him or whatever, you see, like, it's like a sense of, like, wow. We got through something massive. Like,
1:17:28
yeah. David, I had to
1:17:30
go through some crazy stuff. Like,
1:17:32
Superboy, fucking carried out.
1:17:34
Can I drop that phone or didn't get that video? You're dead. Who knows where, like, it doesn't go?
1:17:36
Like, you know, like, that was,
1:17:39
like, your biggest viral loan to
1:17:42
know that, like, you know, everybody pretty much knows now to
1:17:44
have the phone or the camera. Yeah. He told me it was a
1:17:46
time. Like, take the camera out and go and live. Yeah.
1:17:49
But you can
1:17:51
have time. I phone was, like, reaching,
1:17:53
like, capacity. You might have not had that. I remember
1:17:55
sitting there because,
1:17:58
dude, that when we were going to the Super Bowls and all those
1:17:59
playoff runs, you're taking video of a
1:18:02
four hour game every second. Right? You're
1:18:04
sitting there building. So, like and
1:18:06
you could basically go into your
1:18:08
photo album and delete because then you would maybe miss
1:18:10
the next place. So I would just have all these photos. When you do that, are you is
1:18:13
is it a running video
1:18:15
or
1:18:15
are you stopping. I
1:18:18
was stopping. It's every every play you stopped. We we were wondering about the the gambling cave guys now when they just sit they stop. Is
1:18:20
that they stop
1:18:22
and go. Stop and go.
1:18:26
Yeah. That job sucks. Amazing. Now they have
1:18:28
two phones. You know what's that? They have, like, a
1:18:30
phone just for filming. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I mean. It's
1:18:32
like So they can, like, catch like No. Because
1:18:35
I used to get text or Right. Someone called
1:18:37
me during that Right.
1:18:39
Well, I think the video
1:18:41
ends. Yeah. Yeah. Not now, but they won't turn.
1:18:43
Yeah. I think the video just is over. Yeah.
1:18:45
Because, fuck in my nanny.
1:18:48
Nanny papa. But
1:18:51
now so now you're, like, you you go to
1:18:53
foreplay. Yeah. You've you become it
1:18:55
was a while where you're,
1:18:57
like, the two and a half now you know,
1:18:59
now you're, like, thoughtful. Dave, I was, like well, I I sat down with
1:19:01
Dave, and I was, like, can you remember that? That was a
1:19:03
tough period of
1:19:06
time. Frank, he was you're doing I wanna point you a full time though. There's
1:19:08
always a hardest. We're recording four play, like, eleven o'clock
1:19:10
in night -- Right. -- in the office. After
1:19:13
David leave it, like, eight, we sit there. We write a run down. Yeah. We do
1:19:15
it. And I would only jump on. I never did guest
1:19:18
interviews. Like, so it was a very weird time. And
1:19:20
I never did videos for sure. My first
1:19:22
time ever doing a video with them was
1:19:24
when, I took over the
1:19:26
YouTube page, and that was only
1:19:28
a couple years ago, like, during COVID. So
1:19:30
yeah. I sat down, Dave, at
1:19:34
Kentucky Derby. And I
1:19:36
was like, hey, like, obviously, like, I'm doing both. Like,
1:19:38
what do you think should be my next move?
1:19:41
Like, what's the best decision
1:19:42
frankie Burelli. And I never thought I'd be able to ask
1:19:44
Dave Warner that. Like, that was ballsy. That
1:19:46
was I I can't believe Dave gave
1:19:48
you. I'm I'm guessing Well, he was like,
1:19:50
you know, like, I think that your future is probably
1:19:52
better off, like, trying to do four plays. Like, it's
1:19:54
a big brand. Like, and if you wanna do that,
1:19:56
go ahead and do it. Like, I can figure it out.
1:19:58
Like, I'll get a guy. So it was an amazing
1:19:59
conversation. I want to, like, hump the guy. I'm like, alright. Like, you
1:20:02
know, I'm a it is funny when And then two years
1:20:04
went by where
1:20:06
I wasn't able to -- Yeah.
1:20:08
-- say that. -- conversation
1:20:10
we had. Right. Lexington. We
1:20:12
are living in the era.
1:20:14
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If if you found
1:21:57
he had found a replacement for you right away,
1:21:59
it probably would've
1:22:00
been fine. Well, the way that I got Austin in here was
1:22:02
I basically hit him from Dave. So Austin was helping me
1:22:06
during like, if we were doing pizza reviews, obviously,
1:22:08
the unboxing was insane. The unboxing was, like, the
1:22:10
craziest time I live. I I wept. I cried
1:22:12
in front of my family. One night, I came
1:22:14
downstairs and I was like, you can't do it now. I'm like, why was that so
1:22:16
hard? because I was just, like, a
1:22:18
lot of people who would do ID.
1:22:21
July from ten o'clock to one o'clock in the morning, and I would have to sit there
1:22:23
from ten to one AM, writing down what I thought
1:22:26
were all the best
1:22:28
get and then you
1:22:30
wake it after Did we transfer them to me? So that was a nightmare. The videos were three hours long. Right. he didn't
1:22:32
sit there. He'd have no WiFi
1:22:34
and he'd he'd be transferred me.
1:22:38
the video. And then I would have to edit it and have it up by
1:22:41
nine AM each day, and that went off
1:22:43
for thirty one straight days. Twenty
1:22:46
one I was like, I just can't do it now.
1:22:49
And and and you're
1:22:51
also doing the podcast at
1:22:53
that point? And I started behind the Greensville
1:22:55
because I was gonna say at one point, I would see nocturnal, but you
1:22:57
can't So I would end the video till four
1:22:59
AM and then I'd go
1:23:01
to Wingfoot and we on the new series. And that was, like,
1:23:03
our biggest video ever. Series, like, the things
1:23:05
that were happening. But but then
1:23:07
Austin and Marina, who obviously Marina
1:23:09
is, like, my she's my
1:23:11
queen. Marina has me through my entire career. If I didn't
1:23:13
have her, I never would have made it through Dave. There's so many times where like, I couldn't get to something
1:23:15
and she's just like,
1:23:18
I'm obviously in front a computer I can get in. During that time, like, I
1:23:20
had this guy Austin, who was from Boston, he was
1:23:22
helping me do a lot of pizza
1:23:25
reviews. So he was like, hey man, I'm I'm a go
1:23:28
getter. I know everything about Dave. I know his
1:23:30
mannerisms. I'm I'm a diehard Dave Portman. I found
1:23:32
it. I knew you needed someone like that.
1:23:34
Yeah. That would, like, trust that I could trust. So I was sending him a
1:23:35
bunch of pizza reviews and I
1:23:37
was editing them because
1:23:39
at this time a lot
1:23:41
of the stuff was remote. Dave would send it to me from his phone. Right. So it got By
1:23:43
the way, you have to
1:23:45
know, like, when
1:23:48
when we when we hire outside
1:23:50
cameramen and editors, they they always spot you. everything because and and,
1:23:52
like, the people like, they'll
1:23:54
they'll have the camera on, like,
1:23:58
the thing over here. And so, no. You have to be on
1:23:59
Dave or you have to be like, knowing
1:24:02
how to shoot Dave. No. We gotta shoot Barstool
1:24:04
style is one thing. And then no one has to shoot Dave
1:24:06
is like a whole other thing. He's gotta have a feel
1:24:08
for and he's always pointing at things. Mhmm. But
1:24:10
so Austin would film he would edit AP3 and I would edit the same one, and
1:24:12
I would check them. And
1:24:14
if I felt like it it.
1:24:16
Right? I just post mine. So I was doing I was sending it
1:24:18
to him, letting him But did I do it yourself? And I was doing myself. And then months of that went by. That's
1:24:20
a cool way to Two months of months. And data
1:24:23
new notes could exist. It was and
1:24:26
he drove down to New York one day because his WiFi went out
1:24:28
and he's like, I'm gonna come get the fucking card. That's
1:24:30
how I knew he had. Oh, yeah. He slept
1:24:32
in my apartment. Like, it was my first time meeting I'm
1:24:34
like, bro, here's a card. For just, like, one reviews. We did, like,
1:24:37
a bunch of reviews somewhere in, like, Jersey,
1:24:39
and I had seven of them. Yeah. I'm like, I'm
1:24:41
trying to send it to you. I'm gonna come down there and
1:24:43
say, you know, right over, like, ten o'clock and night
1:24:45
got to my place, like, three AM. He
1:24:47
took the card, slept on my couch, and then
1:24:49
went back to Boston, and of the video. Yeah. So shout
1:24:51
to Austin. Yeah. And so and so you kinda,
1:24:53
like, I just need you yeah.
1:24:56
You just, like, one day, I just
1:24:58
switched him. Yeah. And
1:25:00
he'd ever known it. It's, like, meyaggy ing, somebody kinda
1:25:02
like And, like, these these these feature views
1:25:04
are very interesting. them. And, like, Marina
1:25:06
would post, like, then Austin would send a piece of
1:25:08
view to Marina so that at some point Was there
1:25:10
a reveal to Dave? Well then at one point where you ever
1:25:12
like, hey. come into the office and I'd be like, this is
1:25:14
the guy that's been doing this and then he with
1:25:17
him. And I I got gas on the I got gas
1:25:19
kinda facilitate it. Mhmm. I think this guy's really good. But, yeah, there was I mean, sounds like you say it. Like,
1:25:21
the number one way
1:25:22
is, like, to just do it. You
1:25:26
do it. Right. But it's like but people are like, okay. And it's
1:25:28
like, normally, literally fucking And you will still have
1:25:30
a know that it falls on
1:25:32
you when it messes up. When I was doing all that
1:25:34
shit, had, like, when I gave them full, like, control where it
1:25:37
was, like, awesome, send this to Marina
1:25:39
and post this, if if
1:25:41
that review was up that night. He's not calling
1:25:43
awesome. He's not calling me. Right? So I have
1:25:45
to make sure That's like that's when you
1:25:47
become almost like a producer in your delegated ship,
1:25:49
but you still -- Yeah. -- a lot of
1:25:51
our going It nerve wracking. was nervous time. But, I mean, now
1:25:53
they're fucking killing it. So but,
1:25:58
like, do you I feel like you you look back on it
1:25:59
being like, I loved it. Like -- I loved
1:26:02
it. -- but you didn't. You know,
1:26:03
like, at the time, you were, like,
1:26:05
you're trying your family and You're
1:26:07
in that role. You're saying it's so funny. You get even
1:26:10
just a little bit of distance. This is not, like, oh, like, ten years ago, and you can you know, it's, like, this
1:26:12
is your your last role ago. Yeah.
1:26:14
It's like and you're and you
1:26:17
already kind of forget how how But there is a like, the the the router. No. It's
1:26:19
not not even
1:26:19
cam router because it's you weren't
1:26:22
you weren't really sharing these screens with
1:26:24
anyone. But
1:26:26
when you, like, when you get to the storm, you're like, like, that
1:26:28
was scary when you're in there. But, like, that was kind
1:26:30
of fucking weird. Right? I I also yeah. I
1:26:32
love the, like, the life experience to be
1:26:34
like, that's something that, you know, point all one
1:26:37
percent of the world can be like, yeah, I was the, like,
1:26:39
the punching bag producer, right hand man, assistant, and,
1:26:43
like, pseudo friend of, like, a hundred millionaire for a couple of
1:26:45
weeks ago. He was never really that bad
1:26:47
to me. He wasn't I wasn't I
1:26:50
never considered a punchy bag. I did that
1:26:52
to myself. I never wanted a
1:26:54
fuck. Is it you know, I've had a theory about Dave on that front too. He's never been mean to me. Obviously,
1:26:56
he's yelled at me
1:26:58
if I messed up, like,
1:27:01
a couple times. He made me cry at the pizza
1:27:03
place at one time because he said he was gonna fire me and I said that my daddy wouldn't take me Exactly. What's
1:27:06
now known my dad?
1:27:08
I was like, oh, like, eighty one. Yeah. Yeah. He was
1:27:11
like, dude, you suck. I'm like, I can't get high. Are you I'm like, you're gonna put me on the streets. That honestly is a
1:27:13
good way to get to know him
1:27:15
because I was like, obviously
1:27:18
Of course, he would tell you back that
1:27:20
he's, like, the most loving father in the world.
1:27:22
But, like, knowing Dave, like, the best way it
1:27:25
kinda like a grinch thing. Like, you can if you can get to his part,
1:27:27
he doesn't wanna hurt anybody. Like Yeah. He just wanna be and maybe it's from a selfish point of
1:27:29
view. He just wanna be known as the
1:27:31
guy who, like, kicked this when
1:27:34
he was down. But he doesn't want that on issues knows
1:27:36
that's not his fault, but, like,
1:27:38
he it's his fault because
1:27:42
should have set it up before and never should have gotten done. Right. I would
1:27:44
always think of how am I gonna get yelled at today,
1:27:46
and that would cause my life to suck. That's the
1:27:48
great way to approach life. Like, if
1:27:50
you have a shitty boss, be like, not
1:27:52
like, what do I have to get done today? Like,
1:27:54
what do I Not gonna get chewed out if if I fuck this up, so a hundred percent. Always live
1:27:58
with the name of the court. money on
1:28:00
the side. Because now a lot of
1:28:02
people are
1:28:03
It's a very gray area.
1:28:04
A lot of people
1:28:06
are making influencer money and we came
1:28:08
up, that was like a big no no. But I was
1:28:10
like, was it really though? Was there ever like a sit down
1:28:14
or an email that was, like, you cannot do this. I
1:28:17
think Dave just kind of, like, inception us
1:28:19
on that. And only somewhere
1:28:21
in a contract, but not really That's what I mean. I
1:28:23
I mean, I've definitely heard him say it. Yeah. But I've for sure
1:28:25
heard him say it. Where it was like And this is
1:28:27
back in the old office and it was like, if they
1:28:29
have money to advertise with you, they have money to
1:28:32
advertise with he said that's you guys. Yeah. because I don't
1:28:34
think I ever, like Yeah. Right. I'm gonna stay safe. You all know that one. Yeah. I can give you a little
1:28:38
bit. They can give Barcelona a lot Well, I I do know when he he used to say it's a
1:28:40
loophole where it's, like, they get it is, though. They're
1:28:42
-- Right. -- they can scumbag. For sure. But, like,
1:28:44
I don't I don't know if there was
1:28:46
ever just, like, a hard and fast
1:28:49
rule about it because because I feel like when some people
1:28:51
started doing it, nothing really happened. I remember being, like, wait a second. The new guy
1:28:53
is making, like, bro. XYZ on
1:28:55
the
1:28:55
side. I remember when honestly,
1:28:59
to a publicity post Instagram hashtag ads. I was
1:29:01
like, whoa. That's what I mean. And
1:29:03
then but, like, that nothing happened
1:29:05
to her or anybody else. And
1:29:07
I was like, you know, we allowed to do
1:29:09
this in this whole time. I've just been too afraid to, like, even push the envelope. It's
1:29:11
funny. Like, I always just everything Dave
1:29:14
thinks I think at this point, so it's
1:29:16
just like, when,
1:29:18
like, he says, like, if you're he's, like, I would love to go on cameo and make a couple extra up. They even pay my taxes at the end of
1:29:20
the year. Okay. But I can't
1:29:22
because Dave says your careers are valued
1:29:26
Yeah. on camera. Yeah. Like, I've, like, look at the email being,
1:29:29
like, oh, everyone on Parcels on camera, but I just
1:29:31
put two phones down. Like, IIII
1:29:33
think he was specifically saying that
1:29:35
too when found out. I was on there. It was
1:29:37
always a nice little extra job. That that was but
1:29:39
it but it was true. Like, I was doing it
1:29:42
at a point where I, like, needed to pay taxes and and, like, had bills.
1:29:44
And I was, like, I am not gonna have enough
1:29:46
money at the end of the year. And and then
1:29:49
as soon as I was good, I was, like, I'm
1:29:51
on Cammie. You know what I mean? It's good thing when you're, like, in a jam or if
1:29:53
you're, like, the guys from the office who make, like,
1:29:55
two million dollars
1:29:58
a year. That's, like, that's like, almost your job. Right. Put that in between, it
1:30:00
is, like, yeah, you need a degree. Yeah. I
1:30:02
I wouldn't I wouldn't just I would
1:30:05
be, like, I don't feel like It's made But
1:30:07
I dude, I mean, it is so easy in
1:30:09
theory. But it's But, like, I'd be like, I
1:30:11
don't I don't have this. Like, I Right.
1:30:13
Another banks are part of my like, your fucking
1:30:15
another podcast and -- Yeah. -- I do podcast. I
1:30:17
do interviews. That's all I'm talking I do for today.
1:30:19
You know, the best that it
1:30:21
is. our guy, Bobby Fairway's fucking So he so
1:30:24
that's another one where it's he basically has,
1:30:26
like, a career. Just say it. Yeah. Who's this?
1:30:28
Robbie, Robert Berger. He's, like, the number one guy
1:30:31
on Cavium. He's throwing a hundred bucks a pop.
1:30:33
Great. That's the
1:30:34
other thing
1:30:35
too. You you get
1:30:37
a real ego
1:30:38
check when when
1:30:39
it comes down to deciding how much you charge.
1:30:41
Yeah. And you see how much some other people charge
1:30:43
and it's like What were
1:30:45
yours? I did
1:30:46
I did forty dollars, I think.
1:30:48
But, like or I did
1:30:50
fifty. But
1:30:50
I tried a hundred, and
1:30:53
it was, like, not a zero.
1:30:55
Nobody dropped it down to fifty, and, like, I instantly got, like, a decent amount.
1:30:57
So I was like, wow. I know my exact
1:30:59
words. Like, it's it's
1:31:01
not even hundred It's not even sixty dollars. It's
1:31:04
it might not even be fifty one. It's forty
1:31:06
nine. It does it for batch of parties
1:31:08
where, like, everyone sits around the TV in throw
1:31:10
it up on there, and it's, like, a two minute just hype
1:31:12
up video. Yeah. See, I what you're about to
1:31:14
do. do. And, like, they give them all the
1:31:16
jokes to They do that. They do birthdays. you do
1:31:18
you do the batch of parties, you do, like, gender reveals. I
1:31:21
feel like that is kind of like what
1:31:23
they're used for. Yeah. But I'm not I
1:31:25
don't have, you know, by. He has that that
1:31:27
voice. And I'm just like By the way, you know,
1:31:29
he's so funny now. He's, like, our biggest competitor. Hi. It's
1:31:31
it's amazing how that just goes And it didn't have
1:31:33
to be that way. I'm, like, parcel stuff. But yeah. There there was
1:31:35
a -- For example of a guy, like, that
1:31:37
should have been on pirate ship. --
1:31:39
have emails. Was it
1:31:41
for Like, honestly,
1:31:42
good for him to do everything. He was always gonna blow up. He's just such a such a character, and they their own version
1:31:44
of Golf. Like, people
1:31:46
watch us now at this
1:31:50
to make fun of us and how bad we are at golf, and they watch
1:31:52
him just for the comedy version. He makes the
1:31:54
comedy brand on on the golf course. That
1:31:57
voice is perfect. And he's funny, but the voice is
1:31:59
worth makes it I mean, cast of characters are
1:31:59
incredible fat perez. Fatweight cold cuts. There's he
1:32:02
just, like, has a factory. He just It's
1:32:05
like a little mini bar stowage.
1:32:07
It really creates and and finds these guys,
1:32:09
and he's in good shape. But that's another example of, like, if
1:32:11
if Dave you're on Dave's bad side or
1:32:13
wrong side for some reason?
1:32:15
Just didn't like where he took the
1:32:17
first, like, contract I remember that being talking to him being, like, you know what, man? Don't take a personal,
1:32:20
like, you're just never gonna
1:32:21
mess mess with our story
1:32:24
in
1:32:24
Florida. LA.
1:32:27
We were out there doing, like, pizza reviews, and I, like, went
1:32:29
and got dinner with him, and he's, like, you know, like,
1:32:31
the first meeting that Dave did
1:32:33
not go well. It was the the hardest thing
1:32:35
I ever had to, like, talk to him. met
1:32:37
with him and he was, like, he gave him an
1:32:39
offer and then Robbie, like, sent
1:32:41
back a message being, like, hey, like, I think I'm worth, like, a little
1:32:43
more. Just I apologize. I wanna stay in LA I got a really good lease. And
1:32:45
Dave's, like, you're, like, you don't wanna take
1:32:48
a risk
1:32:50
that you've done. Yeah. And then from ever from
1:32:52
from then on, it was just, like, nothing. I
1:32:54
think it was a it was I
1:32:57
think Dave is
1:33:00
very fair with,
1:33:00
like, negotiating and money and
1:33:02
and and, like, your worth and shit when
1:33:04
you're worse and shit when he
1:33:07
thinks he thinks you
1:33:08
worth it. Well, to be fair. Like,
1:33:10
Dave, Robbie didn't have anything going for him when they were having that negotiation. Sure. That's Instagram.
1:33:12
Yeah. Now he's got a
1:33:14
fucking But I mean, but
1:33:17
I I remember thinking, this is just a solo dude who has like
1:33:19
a hundred and fifty thousand people on his Instagram, which like if you're not a chick or
1:33:21
you don't have some sort of backing and
1:33:23
you do just like you're you're
1:33:27
I don't know. Put it put it as well. I had enough thought of him to be like, this
1:33:29
guy is good. Dave didn't think so. So actually, if you
1:33:31
did think he was good,
1:33:34
I remember sitting talking with him being like, his just not good enough to And not, like, way
1:33:36
he negotiated. He's, like, this guy's gonna be a
1:33:38
problem down the line the way that he's talking.
1:33:41
Yeah. It's, like, worth and all this stuff. Right. That's
1:33:43
Dave has, like, rules about that where like, as soon as you say a certain
1:33:46
This guy this guy respects himself. He's gonna he's
1:33:48
gonna be a headache, I don't
1:33:50
know. There was a point where
1:33:52
That is that is also why I
1:33:55
do think that there are there are a million different reasons why like,
1:33:59
work worked. Yeah.
1:34:00
I think it was because not
1:34:02
of us respected ourselves. Not of us at fact. Dave, like, our
1:34:04
end of your calls
1:34:06
or meetings would be, like,
1:34:08
like, hey, you're gonna find out another way
1:34:10
too. Greetings. Sounds good. Yeah. The the fact that he found the five or six guys
1:34:15
in the getting that we're as passionate about it and as, like,
1:34:17
biggest pushover puts these in the world.
1:34:19
This is amazing. It's
1:34:22
fucking doctor Strange in the Infinity War, like, it's there's one combination where
1:34:24
martial exist. And it's that, find a bunch
1:34:26
of, like, funny guys who are afraid of
1:34:28
me. I don't know. You have to find
1:34:30
a bunch of people that were, like,
1:34:33
complacent in the fact that they were just
1:34:35
gonna work as hard as Not even with ever worked ever and not care about. Yeah.
1:34:37
Well, like, complacent with, like,
1:34:39
your, like, salary earlier
1:34:42
and stuff. because, like, he needed you guys to, like, not give
1:34:44
a fuck. But also, on the beginning, I also never would've worked
1:34:46
out. But part of that, though, is there was nobody
1:34:48
else that to go to. Sure. And also there was other
1:34:50
But, like, was also I've always said that, like, the the my only we
1:34:53
fucking made it moment is, like,
1:34:55
we've sold out theaters. We've
1:34:58
done these fucking massive shows.
1:35:00
We you've had Sarajevoy's incredible successes.
1:35:02
My only I made it moment
1:35:04
is when
1:35:05
I made
1:35:06
it through end of year. Right.
1:35:08
It sounds like I can live on this. Right? That's
1:35:10
it. Yeah. Yeah. That's all I fucking This is all I everyone to do is live on this. five or
1:35:13
six of you
1:35:16
guys for a long time to to deal with things.
1:35:18
Okay. But we I mean, at least you stopped just like far. The having a little
1:35:20
taste of the shitty
1:35:23
life and then having like, a taste
1:35:25
of, like, the like, I wrote this gray
1:35:27
blog or this video or whatever, like, being being, like, proud of that
1:35:29
and being, like, fuck you, bro, bible
1:35:31
or whoever the Right. that
1:35:34
we were better than all of you was was, like, enough for us. But it should have been, like and also but
1:35:36
even the the
1:35:38
salaries were good though. That
1:35:41
a thing. Yeah. I I mean, we weren't every time III got a little bit fed up, I got like enough of was
1:35:44
like, cool, I'm good, you know. And now
1:35:46
it's, like, obviously different where, you know, things
1:35:51
and some of me is, like, I don't think anybody should be getting
1:35:54
paid what they're getting paid. This is crazy, you know. But,
1:35:56
you know, the proof
1:35:58
is in the
1:35:59
fucking pudding. and the old guys are just
1:36:02
like, I think it's it's like we can't even I don't know for me. It's like I can't even
1:36:05
comprehend
1:36:05
okay some
1:36:06
of it, though. So but
1:36:08
but for the guys who've been through the fire, like, frankie, it's
1:36:11
I don't know. Made you made you the little twink
1:36:13
that you are
1:36:16
today, man. you think, like, when
1:36:18
you see those old pictures and videos of you, it it's like the the aging and barstool years
1:36:20
is a thing. It's just
1:36:22
that you happen to look like
1:36:25
you were fourteen at the time. And now
1:36:27
and now you look like you're twenty four
1:36:29
or whatever. Yeah. It looks great. Yeah. Oh,
1:36:32
bro. You're Great. Great dogs. I like great dogs.
1:36:34
Oh, I think you look fair. I think you look like you look like a child, though, you know, and
1:36:36
fucking Benjamin
1:36:40
Button. fucking
1:36:43
robot. Something to get, like, to
1:36:45
to receive the eucorous at church. So I'm gonna
1:36:47
take eight for that. I mean,
1:36:49
I can take you out confirmation.
1:36:51
You're not. I'm always one lady's like,
1:36:53
nah. You're just You know what?
1:36:55
How old are
1:36:57
you? like, eighteen and nineteen years old. I
1:37:00
was, like, about twelve. Didn't you get, like, car did an
1:37:02
r rated movie or something? Yeah. That was you. Right? Yeah.
1:37:04
Yeah. I mean, that was crazy. years ago.
1:37:06
three. That is insane. To even
1:37:08
card someone in the first place -- Yeah. -- fucking How much
1:37:10
is hell do you have to be for a radar mode? Seventeen. Seventeen.
1:37:12
But, like I mean, I one -- No one
1:37:14
is at first. -- the first time I was
1:37:16
like, how about the other day, we were at a restaurant, ten people and the fucking
1:37:18
waitress just goes, can I see your ID just to make?
1:37:23
Everyone around me is my age. Hi, lyricist.
1:37:25
What the fuck is that?
1:37:27
I'm like I'm back
1:37:29
now. What the fuck's going
1:37:31
on right now? I think I just don't believe
1:37:33
you. I think you're a liar. That's what's happened. I am getting gray.
1:37:35
I don't know
1:37:38
what the fuck's gonna happen. gray is fine. As long as have
1:37:40
the hair. That's the key. Yeah. I think
1:37:42
everybody you got hair, you're not having
1:37:45
I have any just for a minute at
1:37:47
some point. take a full gray -- Yeah. -- ten thirty five percent. No. No. It depends.
1:37:49
So I think it's weird. Would it be the guy
1:37:51
who dies his hair? Would it be the guy
1:37:53
who was gray? Really, though? Yes. What's the
1:37:55
guy's name, John? on fucking I
1:37:58
mean,
1:37:58
Gilmore looked good with Greg. Yes. It's more of a franchise than he's older looking. No. I think
1:37:59
you kind of actually look similar to
1:38:02
Gilmore. Like, you have the same, like, builds
1:38:04
and true.
1:38:06
Is John Singletary? No. That's a
1:38:08
football player. The the guy from
1:38:10
from or John Slattery, maybe.
1:38:13
Yeah. madman? Madman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:38:15
Yeah. Yeah. Did that's full grade Anderson Cooper. And so you're focused, man. Someone
1:38:17
fucking messaged me, like,
1:38:19
day
1:38:19
that that was
1:38:22
wearing a sweat suit that we were selling from floor place.
1:38:25
Someone said, you look like in the Santa
1:38:27
Claus
1:38:27
when Tim Allen is
1:38:29
just realizing he's about to be medical.
1:38:31
And it was the most fucking Like,
1:38:33
he had held on shaving, but he's leaking
1:38:35
in any that gray suit.
1:38:38
He was just, like, looking in the mirror,
1:38:40
go. It's getting gray. Yeah, man.
1:38:42
Well, it's been a good ride, so
1:38:44
go back. Just
1:38:47
clean your ass on the shower.
1:38:49
There we go. When you guys clean your ass on the shower, do you stick your finger up your
1:38:51
ass with soap? I
1:38:56
I do not. Clearly, you don't. I do not. I do not. I do
1:38:58
not lean forward these spreads. If you don't spread this in
1:39:01
the shower, you're gonna have to
1:39:03
do a little finger before. You
1:39:05
got, like, a knuckle in. No. No. No. It's a little rim job. How
1:39:07
was this actually? I
1:39:12
as far as soap, and I feel like you
1:39:14
gotta just put on the gel. Like, it's a lube. I do the gel. Well, you're having soap
1:39:18
with your own ass. Oh, you just like to finger your own ass.
1:39:20
That's all. Right. Use my bubbles
1:39:22
later. You just have a little
1:39:24
kinky shower for yourself.
1:39:26
Don't you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. you guys
1:39:28
have to give us all a reach around? No.
1:39:30
No. I I go I go I go underneath and then
1:39:33
I go back and then
1:39:35
you do the spread. Alright. Alright.
1:39:36
Good to know. Kindly
1:39:38
fucking white. One day one
1:39:42
day when, like, you're either too old to you have, like,
1:39:44
a catastrophic accident and could no longer golf.
1:39:46
Yeah. You just come over here. From
1:39:49
my from my house. Come on. I'm on home. Apologies.
1:39:51
She's talking about it.
1:39:54
I do love whenever,
1:39:56
like, a
1:39:58
little bit of KFC radio,
1:39:59
Frankie comes out, and it's just funny having
1:40:02
Trenton Rigs on the other side where, like,
1:40:04
not that they can't hang by any but,
1:40:06
like, Trent, we know is just, like, a good
1:40:08
loving, like, nice guy and Riggs is,
1:40:10
like, so singularly focused. And then it's, like,
1:40:12
you know, yeah, you guys ever fuck figure
1:40:14
your own ass. I'm like, I said all time.
1:40:19
question. Yes. Check
1:40:21
your prostate. Check your
1:40:23
prostate. Alright. Go watch for playing shit. You
1:40:25
know? Alright. Good shit, boys.
1:40:27
Just down there with
1:40:29
you. I love
1:40:32
you guys.
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