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Mark Saldanha

Kids Stuff Sucks

A Kids, Family and Comedy podcast
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Kids Stuff Sucks

Mark Saldanha

Kids Stuff Sucks

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Kids Stuff Sucks

Mark Saldanha

Kids Stuff Sucks

A Kids, Family and Comedy podcast
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The final episode of 2019! Tony and Mark break down the long two weeks that is winter break, dumb elf on the shelf and everything holidays. See you in 2020! All we want for Christmas is for you to leave a rating on iTunes, subscribe to the podc
Tony and Mark finally return after a month off to discuss Thanksgiving in all its terribleness. Did you have a bad holiday? They did!    Please like and subscribe, rate the podcast 5 stars, and go to www.kidsstuffsucks.com to sign up for the em
Handing out candy. Getting your kids costume together. Parties. Carving Pumpkins. Everything about Halloween sucks. Please like/subscribe and head to kidsstuffsucks.com to sign up for the email list. Thanks for listening!
Mark and Tony will be recording these short minisodes as much as they can, and will upload on weeks between full episodes. There will be updates and debates about their kids. This week, Tony's son got an iPhone.    Please like and subscribe to
Weren't we much smarter back in middle/high school than we are now? Mark and Tony discuss helping with homework, and how schools have just straight up changed facts. WTF is the Southern Ocean?    Please like and subscribe to the podcast, and go
Seriously, why do kids play this game? Mark and Tony *try* to figure out WHY they play this shit game, WHAT this shit game is exactly, and again WHY kids play this graphics disaster. At least there's no "V-Bucks". Please like, and SUBSCRIBE. Th
We're back from our two week hiatus AKA shit got busy and had to delay it a week. This week Mark and Tony discuss the annual back to school rituals, and all the dumb supplies you have to buy for your kid. Do public schools provide anything at a
Would you swim in a crowded waterpark? What did we do on long car trips before electronics? Why do our kids destroy the backseat with crumbs? You seriously have to pee again?  Mark and Tony describe their recent road trips with their families,
Why do people referee kids games? Is it worth the $25? MArk and Tony break down house teams vs. travel, discuss if some plays are bush league, and break down the little league brawl in Colorado. Also, Tony's dad punched an umpire once! True sto
This week, Mark and Tony break down the shitshow that is celebrating Independence Day with the family. Why do adults like fireworks? Also, tune in to find out which one of these idiots almost served liquor to a neighborhood kid. This episode is
What the hell do we do with these kids when they're off from school? Tony and Mark talk about the end of the school year, break down good teacher gifts vs bad ones, and try to come up with all the activities we have to do to entertain them befo
Well, the day has come. Both their oldest kids asked for phones. Tony and Mark discuss what they think their kids are going to do with a phone, and how they plan to violate their kid's privacy and spy on them. Don't forget to sign up for the em
Dance class is too many days a week and the competitions are way too long and boring. Mark and Tony dissect everything from the ridiculous cost, to the ridiculous costumes. Please subscribe to the email list at kidsstuffsucks.com and leave an '
School plays are the hardest thing to sit through and Mark and Tony don't hold back. Why are some of them longer than 45 minutes (with an intermission!)? Why do we spend so much money on their costumes? Plus, they recount their childhood memori
Why are kids so addicted to Fortnite? What is a V-Buck? Mark and Tony discuss the behemoth of Fortnite, plus a hilarious interview with Tony's 11 year old son takes them inside the mind of a Fortnite addict. Sign up for the email list at www.ki
What are the worst kids movies that you are forced to watch? Why was Peyton Manning cast in Ferdinand? Tony and Mark try to compile a list of movies you can show the kids that you won't mind watching. You're welcome. Sign up for our email list
Both Tony and Mark have sick kids at home, so that means tissues and medicine cups EVERYWHERE. What happens when you have to stay home with them? Who is spreading this sickness? Why was there such a big issue with the name of this episode?  Sig
What's the best place to buy helium balloons? How much did Tony's painting with a twist party end up costing? Tony and Mark continue discussing birthday parties, and the protocol for attending another kid's party. Do you drop off or stay there?
Has anyone ever finished a game of Monopoly? Why are kids such flagrant cheaters? Mark and Tony discuss the terribleness of playing board games with the family and break down games like Life, Sorry, Monopoly, Pieface, Racko-O,  and Connect Four
Welcome to the Kids Stuff Sucks Podcast! Broadcasting from deep in a suburban man cave with Tito's in hand, Mark and Tony kick off the podcast trashing kids birthday parties. Find out how ridiculously expensive a painting party is, and why tram
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