Let's take a vote here: who's more entertaining, the NJ Housewives or their husbands? We start the episode still talking about Dolores and David. Half of the moms no longer live with their husbands and they are HAPPY about it. Meanwhile, all of the younger women feel like Dolores is settling with David (we do, too, but not because he doesn't want to get married...he's just an a-hole). The men go golfing, ending in a hilarious bet where Frank Catania has to (literally) kiss Joe Gorga's bum. Later, there's a party, where Teresa denies she's in love and the ladies gang up on Dolores because her beau gifted her a Porsche instead of a diamond. What world do they live in? Take the car and hit the road, girlfriend! Next week, tune in for "A New York Minute," where we add 15 minutes of commentary about the new season of #RHONY to the end of the #RHONJ episode. See you then!