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know, with our millions and millions of viewers

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and listeners, you know, we have people from

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Sure. I mean, like I get

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emails from like CEOs of Fortune 500 company. And

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you immediately try to sell them advertising

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packages. Of course. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Of course. I'm not saying

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it's a bad thing. You know, it's like, it's a disease I have. I mean, I'm always

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like, okay, what can we do to make money? What can we do to make money? So

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this is from Kenny in Florida. Okay.

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Okay. So I know that you're watching and

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I just wanted to say thank you for the time that

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you took to send me this

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note. Hi,

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Kim. I've listened to you for years. I

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think you're pretty amazing. Well, that's

1:10

nice. And you truly care about your listeners.

1:13

I have a strange question for you. It

1:16

doesn't have anything to do with technology, but

1:20

more about you. Uh-oh.

1:24

Did you transition when you were younger? Go

1:32

ahead, Ken. Keep reading it. Don't get me

1:35

wrong. You're a

1:37

beautiful woman with classic features.

1:40

It's true. But now that I

1:42

am watching you a lot on YouTube, you

1:45

have some very manly

1:47

characteristics. So

1:50

bold. I have freeze-framed several

1:52

parts of the YouTube videos. And

1:55

you have larger feet and hands

1:58

like a man. your shoes? Nine.

2:02

All right. Is that big? I don't know. Is that big for

2:04

a woman? No, that's like pretty average. What size are your feet?

2:06

Eight. Okay. All right. Way bigger than

2:08

Ally. Just

2:11

saying Kenny. You possibly could be

2:13

bigger than me. Your

2:18

voice is very masculine too. All

2:22

three things that even if you were once

2:24

a man, it's very difficult

2:26

to hide now that you're a woman.

2:28

Yeah. It's okay.

2:30

It's fine. If you did transition. You can

2:32

tell us. I'm just wondering

2:34

what the truth is. And what you're

2:37

packing down there. Kenny

2:41

in Florida. Kenny really went for it

2:43

at the end. Yeah. What you're packing.

2:45

What are you packing? Tacos.

2:49

So is this going to

2:51

come with a confession? Tacos.

2:53

Is this coming in with

2:55

a confession or is this

2:58

going to be as very

3:00

special episode as a Kim

3:02

commando today podcast? Let me

3:04

look. They were, I was

3:06

born. A

3:13

girl. Oh, and you still are. I

3:15

still have. You know, I

3:18

call screened for 14 years

3:20

on this show and it would have been

3:22

once a month probably where people will call up and say,

3:24

Oh yeah, I'd love to talk to him. And

3:27

they think that Kim commando is a man.

3:30

I really don't get it. I don't think

3:32

your voice is that deep. It's a little

3:34

deep. It's not masculine. No, it's not

3:36

masculine. It's not like you're Barry White

3:38

telling people to go buy Google Pixel.

3:42

Let me tell you, baby, you ought to go get that. Even

3:46

that you don't sound like a man. You just sound like

3:48

Husky. Like sexy.

3:50

Not like that. Awful.

4:00

That is awful. Well, at least he asked.

4:02

You know what? He has the bravery

4:04

to ask. Are we applauding Kenny's bravery? I don't think so,

4:06

Kenny. Kenny, I just want to say thank you again for

4:08

your note. And I will tell you that

4:10

I am a woman, a thousand percent. I

4:16

was born a female. I'm okay if

4:18

you want to transition. I've thought about

4:21

transitioning to a man. Have you?

4:23

Oh yeah, because I immediately make 20 percent

4:25

more. What's that?

4:28

Your face balances just immediately

4:30

rise. Boom. And

4:32

on that happy note, welcome. It's

4:34

Ms. Kim Commando today. Thank you for clarifying

4:37

that. It's our Monday, Wednesday podcast

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where we do a video version and you

4:41

can freeze frame and you can zoom in

4:43

on a lot of things. On

4:46

an apple? Look, there

4:48

is nine. Alright, now I'm just

4:50

making dinner. I'm just making

4:52

dinner. Maybe we could get

4:54

this idea to go viral and then everyone will

4:56

tune in. Oh my God, some people would just

4:58

tune in because they knew your transition. They'd be

5:00

trying to spot your... You'd have a whole new

5:02

fan base that didn't even know. That's all they

5:04

care about. Listen like Cher,

5:06

here you go. Listen

5:09

like Cher, comment. We

5:11

want to get your comment. How

5:13

was that? I was standing next to you in

5:16

the bathroom at the urinals and...

5:19

Don't even. Don't

5:21

even. Oh my gosh. When we came

5:23

up with this idea. It's

5:26

awful. I knew it. Alright,

5:29

so Andrew Abinski, you're on board. What do you

5:31

have coming up? You can no longer

5:33

be anonymous on the internet if

5:35

your mozzarella sticks at Friday's

5:38

are cold. Oh darn it.

5:40

Can't do it anymore. And what do you

5:42

got, Ally? She's Ally Suggman, our amazing content

5:44

queen. Doesn't she look like a ballerina today?

5:46

A ballerina? I'll take it

5:48

just go with it. Oh yeah, absolutely.

5:51

Transitioning ballerina. Transitioning

5:53

from dance to podcast. Yes, excellent. I'm

5:56

going to talk about things people are doing

5:58

on the internet. Too stupid. that

6:00

I'm coming in on but it's weird. Oh really?

6:03

Stuff on the internet? Never

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thought. Okay so if you're getting the

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pretty much. Okay wherever you're getting your pods.

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There it is. Oh I hate that even

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more. Why? I don't know it just drives

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me crazy when people says pods and they

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do it around here all

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the time. We don't have

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time for the full word Andrew. This is some of those

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The best part I just might. Green shots. Yes

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that's wild. You know what? That's a big

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commitment. That's dedication. You've got to freeze frame

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right so here are the five top things you need

7:38

to know what's happening in tech right now. Roku.

7:40

Do you have a Roku? No. Okay. Well

7:43

last month they said that they got hacked and

7:46

by 15,000, only 15,000 accounts

7:49

got hacked. Oh not bad. No.

7:51

Today they said it's a little bit more. Just a

7:53

little bit more. 600 million. 576,000. A bit more. A

7:55

little bit more. Does

8:00

it take them so AT&T the same thing happened?

8:02

It takes them so long. Because they're hoping the

8:04

cycle dies down. Oh, it's not that

8:06

they need to hit another button to find out.

8:08

It's that they're trying not to get the news

8:11

out there. Or they're trying to make sure before

8:13

they say a high number that this is like the highest

8:15

possible number. So what they've done is

8:17

they've reset everybody's passwords. But be on

8:19

the lookout for our phishing scams, tag-through

8:22

scams, every other scam that says, hey, we're

8:24

from Roku and we care

8:27

about you and want to know your

8:29

preferences and take this survey and click

8:31

here or whatever, maybe don't fall for

8:33

it. All right, moving on to

8:36

Hewlett Packard. Ah,

8:38

yes. Yes, Hewlett Packard. They

8:41

just put down a big firmware update.

8:43

Then blocks, non-HP,

8:45

counterfeit, they say, cheaper ink

8:48

cartridges from working in their

8:50

printer. Why? Why

8:52

would they do that? They said it's

8:54

for our security. They want

8:56

to keep us safe. They're protecting us. Oh,

8:59

well then, okay. That's why it's

9:01

for. I guess I'll go buy HP ink.

9:03

That's four times the price. Exactly.

9:06

Exactly. And so now there's a class

9:08

action lawsuit. Already? Yes. I

9:10

was thinking about this like with cars. So let's

9:12

say you buy, I don't know,

9:14

a Kia. That you

9:17

could only put gas from Kia. Oh

9:19

my gosh. Inside that car. I

9:21

mean, that would be it. And you meet everything else, Kia would come out and

9:24

go, not going to work. But when you bought

9:26

the car, you could put any gas in

9:28

it. Exactly. That's the thing.

9:30

That's the lawsuit, right? If it's set on

9:32

the box, then that's me. That's the consumer's

9:34

issue. But before, they just go over the

9:36

internet and make that change. Yes. Not

9:39

cool. To be fair, it probably did say somewhere in

9:41

the documentation, only use HP ink. But we all

9:43

know that that's not real. And then of course,

9:45

you know, ow. And it's just so annoying. Because

9:48

what you do is you buy this HP printer because it's

9:50

happened to Barry. But you have to put a HP printer.

9:53

And then in order to make it

9:55

work, really, you have to install the

9:57

HP app. Right. Okay. Oh,

10:00

we'll keep track of your ink for you and you're

10:03

like, oh, thank you so much. How nice. Nice

10:06

of you. Oh, and then all

10:08

of a sudden every 30 days, boom,

10:10

boring, boom, boring. These

10:13

stacks of ink sitting in the corner. Is

10:15

this the same company that tried to do

10:17

the printer service where you got seven prints

10:19

per month? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

10:22

Okay. Not a well-run company. Things are not

10:24

going great at HP marketing. So smart TVs are

10:26

in the news because, guess we

10:28

got hacked. Smart TVs? Yes,

10:30

LG. Oh, that's not a big company. No. A

10:33

little tiny. I only have four

10:35

LG TVs. So

10:38

if you have an LG TV, you have to

10:40

make sure that you do a firmware update. Because

10:42

if not, hackers can come in and then... For

10:44

your TV. Yes, and install some delicious apps.

10:46

And then once they get on the apps,

10:48

send your TV, then they get on your

10:51

network, and then all hell breaks loose. Madness.

10:53

I will do that. And you won't

10:55

be able to watch porn ever again. Well, then I'm going to do

10:57

it right now. I can't finish the show. This is important. Bye.

11:01

Have a good day. Can you hear me

11:03

now? Yeah. Can you hear me? You're

11:05

a microphone. No, no. Can

11:07

you hear me? Yes. Okay. You

11:10

both failed the test. If

11:12

somebody calls you and says, can you hear

11:14

me? Oh, can you hear me? Oh, you're not supposed

11:17

to say yes because they're recording your yes so they can

11:19

use it as your voice and then they can get into

11:21

your bank accounts? Yes. And steal everything from

11:23

you. You just said yes again. I know. I'm

11:25

already hacked. How many times have I said yes on

11:27

this podcast? I'm available every single Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

11:32

I know. It's just awful. It's

11:34

awful. But that's the new robocall?

11:36

Yeah. So if somebody says, can you hear me? Is

11:39

this really you? Mr.

11:42

Commando. Mr. Commando is

11:44

just you. Carl?

11:47

Carl Commando? Is this really you? But you know what?

11:50

That does happen to me a lot. What? You

11:52

know, if I call like a restaurant or

11:55

if I call down like to the front

11:57

desk at a hotel and I'll say, hey, can you send up?

12:00

Read: a toothbrush. Can you set up a

12:02

dental kid or whatever? And six Yes! Mister

12:04

Commando Yes mister. There is no Mr. Command

12:06

or Less. The funniest There's not. Yeah, I

12:08

know Verizon offer him as a commando. Guess.

12:10

It's crazy to me that that happens to so much. It's. As

12:13

if with not that deep but it's deeper

12:15

he hears yourselves. just have. A.

12:18

Seat Zebra temporary contracts and I do.

12:20

As you know my I used to

12:22

have size eight Seats. Were.

12:24

Been. When. You get Patreon sir grow

12:27

and I was so ticked off later of

12:29

this Y S and all these like shoes

12:31

I'm like oh my gosh she's beautiful, she's

12:33

and their I just I still have like

12:35

two pairs a whole about for my goodness

12:37

what a basket of for the jets I

12:40

sit on my goal genes are suffering since

12:42

come up with a sausage see worked out

12:44

of suffer Adam Sandler for you know they

12:46

have a wrap your spear feet in china

12:48

was thing and I could try that. You

12:51

could now skate Fight of the this is

12:53

a gallon of Emily oh man. I

12:56

see put on her apple Three

12:58

thousand Five hundred dollar Vision Pro

13:00

headset. And when and we took

13:02

it off she had two black. Eyes. Were

13:06

supplying Mike Tyson's punch out of and

13:08

has been the same People are can

13:10

play not only of getting black guys

13:12

that neck pain I stream headaches for

13:15

me to argue because I read a

13:17

headline. And. Not the article that

13:19

says Apple's Vision Pro does not give you

13:21

black guys some real enough for me it's

13:23

I moved along. but as I had assigned

13:26

people it absolutely agree with an Apple News

13:28

Douglas. Really

13:30

funny how that were so

13:32

in other news app. Was really

13:35

upset why cause people are

13:37

using the Apple Vision pro. In

13:40

ways that they didn't expect. Every

13:44

device the prince in private message before

13:46

it was like the bible and then

13:48

poured some every bit of technology pornography

13:50

to his ear and I got a

13:52

wall to and I get mad which

13:54

I will. You know what I would?

13:57

This is a gun in his travel

13:59

memories and. Never forget he has so

14:01

you know we're in Rome. And.

14:03

Ah, unlike okay, We've. Got

14:05

to go to Pompei and both in and

14:08

buried at me like oh my god com

14:10

say they're taken us Yes I'm like is

14:12

it's like a three hour car ride out

14:14

at us and so on. My Gilbert is

14:16

gonna be great, we're gonna have a fun

14:18

time and so we get upon base. And

14:20

they were actually getting. Into it he a walking

14:22

around and get the tour analysts have an

14:24

I was so amazed. About. How like.

14:27

You know exactly they have like. Food courts,

14:29

And. Pump. Really? Yes,

14:32

And. On how many of our homes

14:34

right now with the center like be and

14:36

like a garden in the and like an

14:38

area that was really come from Pompei okay

14:40

of sounds their next the seen that i

14:43

thought was so amazing and he and was

14:45

probably like fourteen so that's like you know

14:47

it's and like ooh sex not really sure

14:49

my parents did that you know one of

14:51

those odds is so a a week i

14:53

went to the brothel. Oh

14:55

and com os and on and on

14:57

the water from menu on them on

15:00

the walls a menu of a result

15:02

he said it was drawn. I'm

15:05

of what you could get guess so easy

15:07

get like you know we know like we

15:09

know this has almost all different okay in

15:11

all different things that are I one of

15:13

his away at out were you of saying

15:16

that I thought was interesting is that then

15:18

they head. Up pictures of that

15:20

they drew of women. And

15:22

like a had like. Like Smelly S

15:24

T D C O didn't say

15:26

a Cd but sites yes T

15:29

and were like reviews guess. Is

15:32

that? Cel.

15:37

Oh my gosh and palm sized for

15:40

as opposed to see oh it is

15:42

easier travel with me yeah we always

15:44

see the good stuff. Gonna learn about

15:46

a year old historical. Ceo

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19:59

was thinking about leaving a negative review,

20:01

she thought about it and

20:06

I was so upset that I thought I

20:08

should never leave the negative review. There

20:12

was, and I'll tell you where it happened, in

20:15

Montecito, there's a posh posh

20:17

place called the

20:20

Rosewood. The

20:23

Rosewood has a

20:25

restaurant there called Caruso's. Rick

20:28

Caruso, he did the Grove and all

20:30

the other stuff. We

20:34

took some clients there for dinner. So

20:36

this is business, so yeah. So

20:40

now we're leaving and

20:42

I said to Barry, you know what, why don't you

20:45

stay here? And I said, I don't have any money

20:47

for a tip. I never carry

20:49

cash. I don't. I'm just one of those

20:51

people. And I said, you know, make sure, you know, go

20:53

get some money for a tip and then you hang with them and I'll go

20:55

get the car and then I'll meet you up front. Dinner

20:59

was wonderful. Don't get me wrong, it was fabulous. And

21:03

so I give the kid my

21:05

valet ticket and

21:07

I'm driving, I'll just tell you, I'm driving a

21:09

G-Wagon, Mercedes G-Wagon. And

21:13

he says to me, you know, I'll go

21:15

get the car. So

21:18

he brings up the G-Wagon and I

21:20

go to get in the car and he

21:22

says, what are you doing? I

21:25

said, excuse me? He said, what

21:28

are you doing? I

21:30

said, this is my car. And he

21:32

said, this is not your

21:35

car. And

21:37

I said, same guy that you gave the slip to. Yes.

21:40

Okay. And so I, you know,

21:42

and then I'm like saying, well, maybe it's dark or something.

21:44

It's just not my car. I look, I look and I'm

21:46

like, no. This

21:48

is my car. I see all the crap that I

21:50

leave in my car all the time, you know, empty

21:53

water bottles and hiking shoes and everything else that might

21:55

be there. And he

21:57

said, you know, I'm going to need to

21:59

call security. And

22:01

I said, this is my car. And

22:06

he said, I'm going to let you get in the car and

22:08

drive it five feet and

22:11

then I'm going to call security. I need clarification.

22:14

This is the same guy you just handed the

22:16

ticket to. Yes. So I

22:18

looked at him

22:20

and I

22:22

said, are you thinking that I'm

22:24

stealing this Mercedes G-Wagon? Are

22:27

you accusing me right now of stealing

22:29

this G-Wagon? He said,

22:31

all I know is he said, this is not your

22:33

car and you're trying to take this car. And

22:37

I looked down and he's

22:39

holding somebody else's keys and

22:44

they are a, look like an

22:46

infinity key. He has

22:48

my keys in his back pocket. So

22:51

he was matching that key and

22:53

that ticket to

22:56

the wrong car. And

22:58

so I looked at him and I said, dude,

23:01

my keys are in your back pocket.

23:06

And he looks at me and he goes, well,

23:09

good for you. Lucky.

23:13

You're lucky you didn't try to steal

23:15

your own car. And then Barry

23:18

comes over. Now Barry hears all this and

23:21

he's like, call security right now. I need to, you

23:23

know, because now anyway, so I let

23:25

Barry write a nice letter. And we got a

23:27

free meal afterwards. Okay. You never put

23:29

that online. No. But

23:31

what was your motivation not to? Because

23:36

it had to do more with the, it

23:39

was more with the hotel. Okay. Not

23:41

with the restaurant. The meal was fabulous.

23:45

The meal was fabulous. And they were

23:48

very, very responsive afterwards. You know, Barry wrote him this

23:50

long note and said, you know, training is a problem.

23:52

Yeah, sure. And so I think

23:54

that's a really good question. I think that's a really

23:56

good question. Sure. Is an issue.

24:00

See if that's why I agree with you guys. One

24:02

time I went into a jeweler and

24:05

to get into the jeweler you have to like hit

24:07

a button. For sure. For 30 reasons and then you have

24:09

to come over and lock the door. And I went

24:11

in and the guy immediately had this horrible attitude

24:13

and I'm looking around looking for a gift for

24:15

someone for graduation and I said how much is

24:17

that and he's like you can't afford it it

24:20

doesn't matter. Oh I mean I was wearing what

24:22

I wear. But still he

24:24

doesn't know. Right. That's awful.

24:26

And I was like you know what? And

24:28

I was like you know what dude have a good day.

24:31

And I just left and I got my car and I

24:33

was really agitated by it that I went on Google and

24:35

with Google you're it's not anonymous. Your full name is there

24:37

because you know you register with that. And I

24:39

put just wrote out the entire

24:41

scenario that had just happened and like

24:43

25 minutes later I got

24:45

a DM through social media and

24:48

he was like I'm just having a bad day. I

24:50

am so sorry. Oh. And he

24:52

apologized and I immediately went and we talked it out

24:54

through DM and I went and deleted. Now

24:57

I'm never going to go back there into business but I went and

24:59

I deleted the bad review. But that's really

25:01

the only time I ever had so which makes me wonder

25:03

what is the motivation of all these people that leave these

25:05

horrible reviews online that Open Door has to change their poll

25:07

or Open Table has to change their policy so you can't

25:09

be anonymous. You know what you said Open Door Glassdoor is

25:12

doing the same thing. Well yeah that's true. I mean. I

25:14

think some people just like to complain. I think people want to

25:16

get free stuff. That's right. And so if

25:19

you put a really mean review on Yelp or Open Table about a

25:21

restaurant hey we're going to reach out we'll

25:23

make this right. Yeah you get free stuff. But see but

25:25

it just reminds me of something. So when we

25:27

went to Bora Bora I was looking

25:29

at the reviews of the four

25:32

seasons in Bora Bora and

25:34

so I'm looking at like and you know there's

25:36

like all these great reviews like beautiful and it

25:38

is beautiful. It's gorgeous. I mean it's beautiful great

25:40

hotel you know make sure you get this at

25:42

the restaurant whatever it is. Then

25:44

there's this one guy. I mean everybody's leaving five star reviews except

25:46

for this one guy has a one star review. Okay.

25:50

And he's and he says it's like my name's

25:52

Sal. I'm from New York. Sal

25:55

hates everything. Yeah and what's up. I got there.

25:58

I didn't get my welcome lemonade. Like everything. I'm

26:01

like, oh my God, you flew, I don't

26:03

know how many hours from

26:05

New York to get a Borogor. I can relate though,

26:08

if I went to a double tree and I didn't

26:10

get that hawk cookie after I checked in. I was

26:12

just thinking about that cookie. I'm going straight to the

26:14

nearest Hilton. So

26:16

if you're watching, let us know

26:19

what you think about this open-door policy, good

26:21

or bad? Have you ever left a

26:23

negative review? I mean, we all at least, I mean, you

26:25

can always leave positive reviews, right? Right. So

26:27

what made you leave that

26:29

negative review? So wherever you're

26:32

watching us right now, live or on demand, make sure that you

26:34

go ahead and give us a great call. Hey,

26:42

it's Kim Kommando today, Monday, Wednesday, Friday. You get

26:44

to watch us do the podcast. Every other day

26:46

you get to listen to us. And

26:49

that's Monday through Friday. Now this is not the

26:51

Kim Kommando show, just want to let everybody know.

26:53

The Kim Kommando show is that big station, like

26:56

Andrew's on one radio station and Kim

27:00

Kommando today. The Kim Kommando show is like on,

27:02

I don't know, like 400 or 500 stations. Are

27:07

you in the National Radio Hall of Fame?

27:10

Your stations are multiples just like

27:12

your genders. It's crazy how

27:14

that aligns. No,

27:16

I am not in the Hall of Fame. State,

27:19

national, county, no radio hall

27:21

of fame. State Barry always gives me a hard

27:23

time about that. Why? Because

27:25

I'm in like the National Radio Hall of Fame,

27:27

which is a big deal. I mean, Dick Clark

27:29

and Albert Costello and Rush Limbaugh. I mean, everybody's,

27:31

you know, all the big names are there. And

27:34

quite frankly, when they told me I was in, I'm like, oh,

27:36

are you sure? Somebody make a

27:38

mistake. But

27:41

you know, I cannot get in the Arizona

27:43

broadcast. Have you tried? Yes, they turn me

27:45

down every time. That's

27:48

incredible. I wonder now that

27:50

you're in the National. No, we tried after

27:52

that. That's funny that you, the one you didn't

27:55

really try to get into, you got into and

27:57

the one that she wants it too much. We

28:00

can't have her. She's

28:03

going to come in and just take over. She's going to

28:05

make fun of us all, us local radio people. We'll

28:08

see what jizzles at them on the podcast. That's

28:12

probably what it is. All

28:16

right, Al. So you're going to talk about

28:18

some great trends online. Some

28:21

great. One great, I think,

28:23

and then two that are pretty stupid. Have

28:25

you heard this word, zempic? I know you

28:28

have. Yes, of course. Oh, zempic.

28:30

Oat, oat, oat, zempic.

28:34

Okay, ozempic, the weight loss miracle

28:36

drug, whatever. Oatsempic is

28:38

when you blend up half a cup of oats, a cup

28:40

of water, and some lime juice. And people

28:42

say, drink this in the morning. The mimics,

28:45

ozempic. Yes. It does? No,

28:47

I don't think so. Oh, okay, I was like,

28:49

wow. Some people are adding in

28:51

things like cinnamon and peanut butter, which

28:53

seems like it defeats the purpose of this being like

28:55

a low calorie drink. But the

28:58

idea is it fills you up because, yeah, oats

29:00

are just a lot of fiber, right? Am I

29:02

supposed to put apple cider vinegar in there as well? No,

29:04

no. Okay. Well,

29:06

you probably should. You

29:09

probably should. But people are saying, I'm losing,

29:12

like, I lost 40 pounds in two months

29:14

doing this. This is

29:16

just another fad diet. Because you're dieting.

29:18

That's why you're losing the weight. No, you're

29:20

not eating food. Calories in, calories out. It's

29:22

funny how that works. It's math. It

29:25

really is math. Ozempic is something, though.

29:27

Yeah. You see all the... Like

29:29

Kelly Clarkson, she dropped like 40 pounds. And it looks

29:31

like a whole different person. Okay, Oprah

29:34

Winfrey. Now, did she admit that she used

29:36

it, Kelly Clarkson? Oh, yeah. Oh,

29:38

yeah. Okay. Because a

29:40

lot of people are having ozempic shame and they don't want to admit that they actually

29:42

used it. If you're going to do it, you got to... I'll tell you, Barry's on

29:44

it. Right now, currently? Yes. He

29:47

went back on it after you shamed him for the M&Ms in

29:49

the evening? Yes. But

29:52

I'll tell you what's interesting about it is that

29:54

it had... It had some little

29:56

stuff going on in his heart. And

29:58

it actually reduced the blockages. Wow.

30:00

Yeah, so it has like a side

30:02

benefit. That's amazing. So he lost weight, his

30:05

blood sugar's lower, and then his blockages went down.

30:07

I mean, this is like a miracle. I hear

30:09

a miracle, Dr. O'Zempic. That is a miracle. It's

30:11

not O'Zempic. No. No. We're

30:14

going to stay away from O'Zempic. I'm all for fiber, which leads us to number

30:16

two. Hashtag fart walks is

30:19

huge on TikTok right now. Did

30:21

you just say fart to talk? Yes, I did.

30:23

It's a medical term. What's

30:25

a fart walk? And so there's this woman. There's this woman. Her

30:28

name is Marilyn Smith. She's also the queen of fiber.

30:30

She's written a bunch of cookbooks. She

30:33

puts recipes on TikTok.

30:36

And now her fart walks are going viral. So

30:38

after you eat a big meal, especially with a

30:40

lot of fiber, maybe you're going

30:42

to feel a little gassy. And it's really

30:44

good for digestion. I don't like the way you say gassy. You're

30:47

going to feel a little, and it's like happy.

30:49

A little gassy. Okay. So

30:51

it's really good for digestion and for your blood

30:53

sugar if you take a walk after dinner. So

30:56

she calls these fart walks. Her and

30:58

her husband go do them like an hour after they

31:00

eat. Together? Yes. They

31:03

go walk for like 20 minutes. But this is actually like... There's

31:05

Bobby McCain walking again. But

31:10

really, it does help with blood sugar. If you go

31:12

on a walk after you eat, it essentially

31:14

reduces the spike in your blood sugar. But

31:16

why is it fart walks? Are you going to

31:18

fart? Is it like almost guaranteed? Well, they just eat

31:21

so much fiber that of course they're farting all day long.

31:23

All right. Step one, eat fiber. Step

31:25

two, fart while I walk. Step three,

31:27

health. Okay. So there was a

31:29

couple in church. Nope.

31:33

And the wife leans over at the husband and she says, what

31:36

do I do? I

31:38

know this joke. I'm sorry. I don't. I'm

31:41

excited. It's a good one though. It's

31:43

a good one. What do I do? What do I do?

31:46

I just laid the biggest silent fart. And the husband says,

31:48

get new batteries for your hearing. That's

31:52

very good. It's

31:55

a good one. It's a good one. It's

31:58

a good one. people

32:00

are using to lock in the moisture

32:02

and repair their skin, diaper

32:05

cream. No, yeah, yeah.

32:07

Diaper cream. That's nasty. Diaper cream.

32:09

Yes. The benefits come from

32:11

two ingredients, zinc, oxide and petroleum.

32:13

Petroleum is acyline. If you want to use

32:15

our flame stain, there's so much

32:17

other stuff that you shouldn't put

32:19

on your face, especially bad for people with

32:21

sensitive skin, oily skin, acne, you're just going

32:23

to end up with a face full of

32:25

junk. So don't put diaper rash cream on your

32:28

face. So at the beginning of this bid, she said

32:30

there's three things that are happening on the internet and

32:32

she likes one of them. You love

32:34

the fart walk. Love the fart walk. I take walks

32:36

after I eat. You fart? It helps with digestion.

32:40

Not notably, like it might happen. Women,

32:42

I don't go to fart. Women don't

32:44

fart. Sure. You

32:49

must be a man. You

32:53

set him up for that. You really did. Hey,

33:03

it's Kim Commando today. Do us a

33:05

huge favor. Make sure that you like,

33:07

share, comment. You didn't do it the

33:09

right way, Andrew. No? No. Hey,

33:12

guys. Welcome to

33:14

the pod. This week, we really

33:16

need you to smash the like button. Okay. And

33:18

make sure you drop them comments down there. We'll

33:20

be reading them in the entire show. We have

33:22

like, just people in the back to do that.

33:25

Thanks, guys. I hated

33:27

that. I do

33:29

too. It's so annoying. Bad. And

33:31

I threw the word in pod there just to make it

33:33

even more disgusting. It was awful. Just awful.

33:35

Do we have any comments? Yeah, we do. Uh,

33:39

let's see. Man hands. Are

33:43

your hands even? I don't think your hands are that... We

33:45

have like the same hands. You're a man too? Oh

33:47

my gosh. All of

33:49

this is coming out. Wow. Scrumpy

33:52

says, Kenny sounds a little creepy

33:54

and obsessed, you think? I agree,

33:56

Scrumpy. Okay. Liz Dotson said she

33:58

quit using HP printer. Years ago.

34:01

Ah, Let's see Gary Sumner. I like

34:03

this. I would say something about Alleys hair,

34:06

but it got me into trouble once he

34:08

said so say that during a sweat. Well

34:10

for everybody who doesn't know a Gary said

34:12

what. Exactly did go say else? I've plotted

34:15

out the slant something like oh that it

34:17

I look like I just woke up. A

34:19

who has fight your hair discipline and com a

34:21

her get. This is the real truth is that I

34:24

use a very long here I think areas personally offended

34:26

when I cut my hair. Short. If

34:29

it wasn't. A Martin Motors has

34:31

an accounting and I said oh there's

34:33

a hill battle and Karma Serious and

34:35

my are Charlie Brown Hello Crew teams

34:37

crew. I've shared in, shared and shared

34:39

more. Always enjoyed the show. Your so

34:41

reminds me of my first hour of

34:43

work sharing great information with coworkers. Given

34:45

up but we were around that movie.

34:47

Nice. Was on Bomp Bomp Bomp. Ah,

34:52

And seat belt nursery stop growing. I had to go

34:54

to size up unless couple years and I've never been

34:56

pregnant. From

34:59

just. A lot

35:01

of of Richard Monrose as I don't think seems

35:03

voice. I. Don't think hims voice

35:05

is okay. I don't

35:08

know her as a team and to say

35:10

I think kids voices okay My coworkers wife

35:12

sounds like she's been smoking cigars her entire

35:14

life. Mention of that was the self move

35:16

while. got lucky and got it. On

35:18

government can come out of them as. You

35:22

know why I have six weeks or makes

35:24

at that is an awful You know what

35:26

I have the tell you something. So.

35:28

We were travelling. she said that's

35:30

awful and there's not gonna progress.

35:33

So it was me, barry and

35:35

his to. Chase.

35:37

Him in into and we were going on there hits.

35:39

We were going through the Atlanta airport. And.

35:42

At that time they would have like glass. Booths.

35:45

Where people smoked, Oh fig.

35:47

Smoking rooms. And Andrew actually walk

35:49

mindset. Or when I was. A

35:53

spot. as the system at

35:56

night with like that that is

35:58

awful is worse said I

36:01

told her Taurus. Oh, I

36:03

love Kim's impersonation of angry

36:05

fabric We

36:08

all do Scrumpy

36:11

says I would have let them call security then

36:13

call police and let them prove that the car

36:15

isn't yours Yeah, seriously turned the tables How

36:18

a bit will that would just wasted your time? Yeah, you

36:20

didn't stand there for 45 minutes true Alan

36:23

Coates has I've been listening to you came on the radio

36:25

for years and I've never doubted for a second if you

36:27

get my drift Great

36:30

show as always say hi to Ali and

36:33

Andrew and finally Scrumpy's back

36:35

72 Kim putting Adam

36:37

in his place today So

36:40

I looked it up the average size of

36:42

a woman's foot shoe size. What do you think it

36:44

is? Seven and a half seven and a

36:46

half eight and a half eight and

36:48

a half is the Okay,

36:51

so I don't have large feet not at all And

36:55

before you got pregnant you were below average You're

36:58

standing below average your feed size

37:02

average Kim nothing about

37:04

use average. Thank you. You're welcome.

37:06

All right, so we were talking about now. I don't

37:08

know you don't know You're

37:13

supposed to do the clothes. Oh am I

37:15

yeah Nokia phone thing. Yes. Oh This

37:22

is why we have pre-production meeting I did not know that

37:24

I was supposed to lead on this. You want me to

37:26

just pull it up and read it? No, we talked about

37:28

some notes here. How about this? Elon Musk

37:31

screws up again again. Yes

37:33

on Twitter They are trying

37:35

to change all of the posts that

37:38

have links that end in twitter.com to

37:40

x.com Of course They

37:42

went through the rebrand from twitter to x and now they

37:44

want to get rid of the Twitter as much as they

37:46

can So if you linked anything

37:49

that ended in twitter.com, it would automatically

37:51

without you trying go to x.com And

37:53

still take you to the same destination,

37:55

which is good, right? It's what the

37:57

consumer wants, but the scammers have figured

37:59

it out of course a workaround

38:01

and they are registering don't names

38:03

like net flay twitter.com

38:06

no honest so that

38:09

Twitter automatically changes it

38:11

to netflix.com and

38:14

that when you see the post it says

38:16

netflix.com and you think it's legit and you

38:18

click on it and you get scammed that's

38:20

amazing isn't that awful you know but but

38:22

you have to give it to me

38:25

I'm on the side of scammers on this

38:27

one I mean yeah they're they're ingenuity smart

38:30

like okay very smart no how can we

38:32

take advantage of this how can we take

38:34

advantage of everything's good well then also now he's

38:36

turning on the blue check marks for everybody yeah you

38:39

can't hide your blue check mark anymore one of my

38:41

favorite headlines about it I think it was gizmodo it

38:43

was something like you can't hide your shameful check mark

38:45

that you paid for anymore why

38:47

are people I mean we pay so many I know

38:49

I pay eight dollars a month for that exactly well

38:52

right for your account make sense right it's a personality

38:55

right you've got to do it but regular

38:57

people who don't really want people to know

38:59

like I pay so that you see it's

39:01

a box it's a we

39:04

pay so many things only fans account

39:06

that you're paying 79.99 a month for

39:08

you're not ashamed of that I'm people

39:11

who do that 79 that

39:14

better be good content for 79 what do you

39:16

get are you watching with your current girlfriend or

39:18

don't pay for only thing how

39:20

much did you know what then how'd you know if

39:22

I'm which way don't pay for it you

39:25

get it free no I've never actually

39:27

look I watch porn I don't care I'm not afraid

39:29

of to tell people that but I don't use only

39:31

fans I don't never been interested

39:34

do you pay the report no

39:36

help no it is probably

39:39

available you know free on the

39:41

internet our next podcast we have

39:43

a gal on who

39:45

we're gonna be talking to and

39:48

she you know had sex with somebody

39:52

and they filmed it without her knowing who's

39:55

they and We're gonna

39:57

learn the whole story and then it ended up

39:59

on Pornhub. One of my

40:01

guys and ah and shows

40:04

commit suicide. Out where it. what

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