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What's up everybody and welcome. That
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kind of funny games daily for Monday,
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March tenth twenty twenty
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three. It's actually a Friday, but my schedule's
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all fucked up. I'm
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one of your hosts. Greg Miller, alongside
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Forbes thirty under thirty. AKA.
1:01
The second best baby blues in San
1:03
Francisco. AKA. The
1:05
New York Times quoted at
1:07
Tim Geddes. Let's host Greg.
1:09
I am so happy to have you back here.
1:11
I've missed the energy. You know, me and bless have been
1:13
holding it
1:14
down. We've been having a lot of fun. But I'm
1:16
excited that you're here with me today.
1:18
I'm excited to be here on the holiest
1:21
of the holy holidays. Mario. Mario
1:23
day. Are you celebrating? How are you celebrating
1:25
with your family,
1:27
Mario? You know what I'm actually I'm actually
1:29
really excited to celebrate. I have the Mario Kart
1:31
DLC way four came out, and I haven't I
1:33
didn't get to touch it yesterday. So I think
1:36
that tonight. It's party time,
1:38
you know. I told gee, cancel your plans.
1:40
It's Mario Day. But also, my plan is
1:42
just watch this trailer for the hundredth time
1:45
over and over and over because I am
1:47
completely obsessed with
1:48
it, Craig.
1:48
This movie is
1:49
gonna be incredible. If you didn't know ladies and
1:51
gentlemen, the final Super Mario
1:53
Brothers movie trailer came out yesterday.
1:56
Kind of funny has million things going on.
1:58
So there was no hey, here's the big let's go
2:00
watch it. Let's go do it blah blah. So we're doing it today.
2:02
I have not watched
2:03
it. But I have seen Tim meltdown
2:06
on Twitter and screenshots and
2:07
things and Brian Altana looking at
2:09
this thing and some Mario Kart thing and there's
2:11
a whole bunch of Mario stuff going on.
2:13
Yeah. And I'm very excited for
2:15
you to see it. I I couldn't wait. And I was
2:17
like, I mean, I need to do a live reaction. I
2:19
just appreciate your shit, doubt. I need to make sure that
2:21
I got my head of the curve, I'm the head of the Greg Miller. Not
2:23
that I would need to be, I'm sure, like, within first watch,
2:26
I'd be like, boom boom. Boom. But there's
2:28
a lot of magic going on. Speaking magic great, I do
2:30
wanna let everybody know. We're working on some
2:32
magic at the studio. So, like, beautiful
2:34
beautiful magic that'll help the studio run
2:36
a lot better. So that's why we are in a work
2:38
from home set right now. Kevin
2:40
is rebuilding the entire brain
2:43
of the studio. So
2:45
That's that. More importantly, what is this out
2:47
I need you to stand up or stand back. I can't
2:50
What if we if you're if you're an audio listener, we
2:52
got a teal hat normal. But then this very
2:54
loud blue bomber jacket Okay.
2:57
So this is just for the game's daily
2:58
look. I I was wondering I didn't know if it was gonna be I mean,
3:00
some kind of Nintendo thing. There was a time
3:02
I don't know. I don't know. It's like an Easter
3:05
green kind of Yeah. Well, it's got that it's
3:07
got that sheer fabric so it's
3:09
bouncing loudly. That's fair.
3:11
So here here's the thing. I wanna let you know. taking
3:13
it off now. I was just a little cold.
3:15
So I put it
3:16
on. Right? Like, it was, like, a
3:17
second before the show, Choice. Now, I'm gonna let y'all
3:20
eat on something. And you're gonna love this one, Greg.
3:22
Yeah. I I appreciate you calling this thing out.
3:24
That's what I did. That's not a wearout
3:26
jacket. That is my pajama
3:29
bomber
3:29
jacket. Got it. This is where I'm home to
3:31
him right now. I haven't been able to wear
3:33
haven't seen work from home to him in
3:35
quite a while. We haven't seen work from home yet. Look at that.
3:37
He's wearing his me and D pants and me and
3:39
D shoes. It feels old. But, yeah, that is
3:41
that is actually my my sleep bomber jacket
3:43
because that's the type of man I am.
3:45
Correct. Doesn't it feel crazy? To
3:47
be back in work from home setup?
3:49
It does. This doesn't feel right. There's weird
3:51
beauty filter out of me, and I don't know how to turn it
3:53
off. It seems who have gotten better
3:55
on my
3:55
end at
3:56
least. Yeah. I I think that might have been just like
3:58
Discord doing something weird, but your
4:00
camera's coming in clear and it doesn't look like
4:02
you're getting Instagram filtered
4:04
anymore. It's
4:06
an adventure. Right. It's always an adventure
4:08
here. It's kinda funny. You know what I mean? Because this,
4:10
of course, kinda funny games deal. I was gonna go to
4:12
the rigmarole, but I actually have a Mario Day question. I'm
4:14
sorry. Connor c writes in for free
4:16
just like you can to kinda funny dot com slash
4:18
KFGD. It says, Hey,
4:20
Kia, GiniFam. Happy Mario Day.
4:23
I've been a Nintendo fan all my life, but
4:25
surprisingly have not purchased
4:28
a Switch yet. I've been lucky
4:30
enough to play a lot of games on different friend switches.
4:32
I'm considering buying the Switch Mario
4:35
bundle that came out today. But
4:37
with rumors again of a new switch
4:39
possibly being late this year slash
4:41
early next year, should I hold out and wait
4:43
for the new switch? Hoping it's backwards compatible
4:46
or bite the bullet and get the Mario
4:48
bundle. Thanks and have a great weekend. Good luck
4:50
to bless today on the Mario twitch stream. Tim,
4:53
you are the Nintendomario
4:55
day expert.
4:57
What should eat it? It's a tough one, Greg. It's real
4:59
tough because And
5:01
look, when it comes to tech, there's always gonna
5:03
be something better around the corner. And when it
5:05
comes to Nintendo, it's unpredictable. Because
5:08
on my guffle, where you're like, oh, we're gonna get
5:10
an iPhone next year, and then one next year, and then
5:12
one next year, you can kind of always be like, alright,
5:15
is it before June then you can consider
5:17
getting the old one and you're gonna be okay. If it's after
5:19
June, you might as well wait till the September October
5:21
event and boom, get the new one. Mhmm. Would
5:23
intend now there's been headlines
5:26
on kind of funny games daily that a Switch pro or
5:28
Switch two is coming once every
5:30
two weeks for the last seven
5:32
years since We like to cover our bases. At one point,
5:34
we'll be right. Yes. So
5:36
I feel like at
5:38
this point, if you do not
5:40
have a switch, You might wanna wait
5:42
for the next one because it will be backwards
5:44
compatible, and I do think that
5:47
it is going to be
5:49
here within the next I
5:53
don't know, you're in some change, but that's
5:55
the thing that's a while. So if you can get
5:57
a good deal, there's a lot of games on Switch. So
5:59
you're gonna get your money's worth. If you get Oh,
6:01
let's switch right now. You're gonna be able
6:03
to play an amazing library games
6:05
and it's gonna be great investment. But
6:08
that investment Once once you play one
6:10
of these games, you're gonna get hooked. You're gonna be Nintendo
6:12
board for
6:13
life, baby. Alright? I
6:14
mean, Connor claims me an Nintendo board but didn't buy
6:16
a switch. I don't I can't believe that. can't buy anything.
6:18
He'll be celebrating Mario Day with me
6:20
next year if he buys that switch today. You
6:22
know what I'm talking
6:23
about? Committed switch. You're not getting a
6:25
new switch in a year. Don't
6:27
listen to Tim. Alright. I mean, even if you did,
6:29
it would be a slight
6:30
upgrade. It's not gonna be a switch too. It's gonna be a
6:32
slight upgrade, some other thing. But I mean, like, look,
6:34
that's a -- Right. -- rehash conversation for the
6:36
million time. But great. I'm interested in your perspective
6:39
on this one. We had Jeff Grub on a couple weeks
6:41
ago. We talked about this a bit time and blessing about
6:43
it. But do we expect many
6:45
major games on the Switch after tiers of
6:47
the kingdom? Because it doesn't really seem like
6:49
that's the case. It seems like we're we're reaching
6:51
the end of this and seven years into this
6:53
life cycle. That's that's a long time
6:55
for a console that is is
6:58
outdated. Right? And, like, like, people can talk
7:00
about that any way they want of, like, does that
7:02
matter for Nintendo? I think it's starting to
7:04
matter for
7:04
Nintendo. I mean,
7:06
eventually, you have to do something. And I do think
7:09
whatever the next thing is, it will be back compatible.
7:11
It'll be I hope this did the super, you
7:13
know, super Nintendo switch and just be something cool
7:15
there. They got a good brand name. They got a good name. I want the
7:17
next console to still be a hybrid, yada yada yada.
7:21
And so yeah. Like, no. There isn't much on the horizon,
7:23
but it also, like, when
7:25
there is, though, I don't it's
7:27
a Nintendo. Right? And I think they've shown
7:30
time and time again, they don't worry about being
7:32
ahead of the curve or being behind the curve.
7:34
And so I do think that, like, obviously, they're working
7:36
you'd assume they're working on a new Mario card.
7:38
You assume they're working on a new Mario you'd assume
7:40
that everything you would, and it's like, with so many
7:42
switches in the wild, if it can run on a normal switch,
7:44
why not put it out there? And then again, when you get to
7:46
the Super Nintendo Switch, why not just put out the
7:48
deluxe of the game? You already put out of the switch and have people
7:50
go and rebuy and be crazy about it. I'm
7:52
more interested. I know you talked little bit about the
7:54
s
7:55
j. Who do you think these DLC characters are gonna be for
7:57
Mario these new ones that got added to the side.
7:59
I I think that Chris might
8:01
be Is it gonna be Chris might No. I I don't think
8:03
so. I think I think it's gonna be like Mario mainstays.
8:05
I think we might get one or two fun out
8:07
of Mario, things like we've seen with animal crossing
8:10
or some of this, platoon, or
8:12
yeah. I mean, that that stuff would be
8:13
cool. I I don't think it's gonna be that cold, though. I
8:15
think it's gonna more of the bird elaine.
8:18
No. Superlane. Oh,
8:20
drive It will be the oh, hey. Don't wanna
8:23
get me started now. They put drive bones in there. Alright? That's
8:25
what I'm saying. It's it's those type of guys. Well, it's dry
8:27
bones. Don't don't even put don't for a
8:29
second, put fucking dry bones into the burdo
8:31
category.
8:32
Where what category would you put
8:34
dry bones in, Greg, fucking rock stars?
8:36
It's not tomatoes.
8:38
Yeah.
8:39
I do. There's rock song. There's Halo's
8:41
in Nintendo.
8:42
Alright. Yeah. Alright.
8:45
I think we get one cool character, and I think
8:47
it's Samus. Especially
8:49
since Metroid has been popping off
8:50
lately. Yeah.
8:52
That makes sense. I
8:54
I feel like the list of characters leaked, but I
8:56
don't know if that was accurate or not. Like, last
8:58
week, but I I could
8:59
be wrong. Can't trust
9:00
someone to look into that. I can't
9:02
you can't trust it. While you look into that, I'll tell you
9:04
about the fact that we have the final Super Mario Bros.
9:06
Movie trailer Fortnite's new season and
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Five out of five. This Friday?
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On
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11:39
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let's begin the show with what is and forever
13:01
will be the
13:02
rapper. At
13:04
a
13:04
time or something. Seven
13:09
items on the roof for a point. A big
13:11
guys. Does it?
13:15
Number one, ladies and gentlemen. I already
13:17
said it. You already know it's coming. The final
13:19
Super Mario Bros. Movie trailers out We're
13:21
gonna watch it for the first
13:22
time. My first time, Tim's watched it a million
13:24
times. I legitimately, think I've watched this thirty
13:27
times already.
13:28
Did
13:28
you make g you made Gio watch it? She hasn't watched
13:30
it yet. Game. No. Thank
13:32
you. I'm selfish. Yeah. Alright.
13:35
So everybody, if you're here, get ready. If you're
13:37
an audio listener, you're gonna hear the trailer. And if you
13:39
haven't seen it, We'll talk about
13:40
that, Dan, you know, works with me what we're looking at. But you'll hear
13:42
it. You'll hear Chris Pratt going.
13:47
Is
13:47
there a good arrow out with it? Because you know not my
13:49
fault.
13:52
I know. Where
13:54
am I? Fresh
13:57
meat for the grinder. Pay
13:59
him no weed. He is cute, but
14:01
he is. There's gotta be a way
14:04
out of here. There's no weed. The
14:06
only hope is this really really
14:08
fun
14:08
fact. Whoa. Oh, you've
14:10
got to be kidding me. My
14:15
army are this music, man. Goombas.
14:18
Whatever those things are. Spidey's,
14:22
you have a
14:22
respect. Sorry about Trump King Bowser
14:27
is coming.
14:28
I'm not afraid. I'll do anything for
14:30
my brother.
14:31
We're going to say him.
14:39
US for it. This is
14:41
Come on. They're
14:44
running the sideswipe that.
14:48
We go. We do
14:51
know Let's
14:54
get this. This
15:01
short cut from Mario sixty four. Cog
15:03
634. Nice. We'll come
15:19
Tell you what I'll say.
15:21
What I'll say that no one else is brave enough
15:23
to say is that the movie looks like a good time.
15:25
You know? It looks a
15:26
damn good talking.
15:27
Yeah. Nobody else is saying
15:28
it. Did you hear that the movie
15:30
is an hour and a half? I didn't hear that.
15:32
It is, Craig. Ninety million dollars.
15:35
God bless that. They know exactly what they're
15:37
doing. But what do you think about this? It
15:39
looks awesome. Like, it looks like it's such a
15:41
a fun time and it's that thing of, you
15:43
know, not being a intended super fan.
15:46
Even I look at it and I enjoy it and the jokes funny.
15:48
And I I mean, I know who the characters are or whatever, but I appreciate
15:50
how much of it is. Like, you'd
15:52
be like, oh, it's this shortcut. Oh, it's this
15:54
thing. Oh, it's it's like clearly,
15:57
they really really tried on this. And don't mean
15:59
that and I don't mean and I know that that sounds
16:01
in a way fucking insulting, but it's just how
16:03
many video game movies aren't how
16:06
many video game movies are putting in a shortcut
16:08
from the, you know, the sixty four version of Rainbow.
16:10
Like, that's like such a deep cut thing that that's awesome
16:12
that Nintendo slash illumination took
16:14
it that seriously and went that hard and
16:17
got that deep into the weeds of what's going
16:18
on. Let
16:19
alone the things we haven't seen or what we've seen in previous trailers.
16:21
Yeah. I mean, there's there's so much in here. And
16:23
like, I'm right there with you where I feel like the the humor
16:25
has really worked for me so far in in all of
16:27
these trailers. And it sets the tone
16:30
for, like, this just seems like it's gonna be a well written
16:32
movie, period. Obviously, a kids movie. But, like,
16:34
one of those kids movies that can work on work for
16:36
adults as well. But in terms of the the video
16:38
game lore and love and all that stuff, like, they're they're
16:40
nailing it. Like, this is so authentic. This
16:42
is exactly what I'd wanna see from a
16:45
a Mario movie. And I love that they're going
16:47
full tilt into it referencing generations,
16:49
decades of Mario's experiences in
16:52
this one film and we talk so much about
16:54
the the different adaptations of video
16:56
games to movies or TV or whatever. And I
16:58
always talk about how music is such an important
17:01
part to and sound design to
17:03
what makes video game special. And for some reason
17:05
uncharted has, like, a hint of a booz,
17:07
Ella, for one second in the
17:09
movie.
17:09
Yes. That's a theme. Using the score
17:11
where it's like, what the hell are you doing? Like, that was just
17:13
a generic a generic action movie
17:16
as opposed to uncharted. Whereas
17:18
you watch the last of us, and it's like, oh, this is the
17:20
last of us. And that's for many reasons.
17:22
But music, I think, is a one
17:24
of those reasons. Watch for this. For sure.
17:27
The amount of love given
17:29
to pretty much every Mario theme
17:31
ever in some way, shape, or form through the last couple
17:33
trailers and clips. I'm like, I'm expecting
17:35
this to be an all timer soundtrack. It's gonna
17:37
be so damn good. And that love
17:39
is a medley of so
17:42
many different like motifs and ideas that
17:44
Mario has had throughout the years,
17:46
but that's backed up visually as well. With
17:48
so many cool references, so many like,
17:51
world building elements to make this feel like, yeah,
17:53
we're seeing the mushroom kingdom in a way that
17:55
we've only dreamt of before or, like,
17:58
used our imagination to create
18:00
Peach's Castle from Mario sixty four into this
18:02
much bigger
18:02
world. Well,
18:03
here's my question. If I if I can
18:05
interrupt, if I can interrupt, you talk about
18:07
that you've only dreamt of before. Like,
18:09
what I like about this
18:13
from the trailers is that I
18:15
feel like it's in it clearly isn't, but it's
18:17
not a one for one with the mushroom kingdom
18:19
we've seen in the games before. Right? It seems like they're
18:21
having fun with the ideas, themes, character. Of
18:24
it and doing their own thing with it. It's
18:26
clearly Mario. It's clearly in Russian
18:28
kingdom, yada yada. But, like, it
18:30
just seems like we're stepping into a world
18:32
that of that will be familiar yet new
18:34
and is an entry point into it whether you
18:36
have
18:36
the, you know, thirty some years of Mario
18:39
Fandab or not.
18:40
So I'll say yes and no to that because
18:42
I do think that this is a new thing, but I don't
18:44
think that it's necessarily unique. I just think that it's
18:47
Back in nineteen ninety six, Mario sixty
18:49
four came out. And from that
18:52
moment on, they had a homogenized look
18:54
to watch -- Share mushroom Kingdom is what the Mario
18:56
cast looks like and all of that. I feel like since
18:58
then, there's been, like, little twists and turns with
19:00
sunshine and galaxy, odyssey, like and it's
19:02
been refined over time, the new Super Mario
19:04
Bros. Series. But this movie I think
19:06
is kind of like twenty
19:09
twenty three homogenizing of everything
19:12
that's come before of like this is this is
19:14
what that it wants the mushroom kingdom
19:16
to look like and what it can look like.
19:18
And I say that because going through this trailer
19:20
and all the puts that we've seen, there's so many,
19:22
like, different locations that we've seen in other
19:25
games, but they're just updated to this
19:27
style and it feels authentic. Even seeing the
19:29
inside of Peach's castle, Obviously, it's not one to
19:32
one to have the castle looked in Mars fifty four,
19:34
but it feels in line with it. If there's the
19:36
right things are there, the sun on
19:38
the bottom of the floor, and it's opening up here,
19:40
it's like that's all stuff that would have felt authentic
19:42
to Mario sixty four if they had the
19:44
technology to be able to pull it
19:46
off. I wanna show you a whole bunch of cool
19:48
things in the the trailer though. If you will allow
19:50
me to, Greg. Team, I've said it since
19:52
we share that hotel room. You show me the coolest
19:54
things anytime. I don't mind. Mhmm. Love
19:57
that. Barrett, can you bring the the
19:59
trailer up and we can just kind of it doesn't
20:01
need to be frame by frame, but just kind of like skip
20:03
it around a little bit Obviously,
20:05
it's great seeing the the the little baby Luma
20:08
here galaxy reference there. Of course.
20:10
Luigi seems to be the the princess
20:13
role in this movie where Mario's trying to
20:15
go save him, not quite in
20:17
a mansion, but in a scary situation.
20:20
But then pretty much immediately,
20:22
we get a whole bunch of the the
20:25
the Koopa army.
20:25
Right? Like, I love the the joke about the Spineys,
20:28
like, not knowing
20:29
Their name is Maria. We we've never seen
20:31
the blue turtles in the
20:33
Mario games which I think is fun because we obviously
20:35
get the blue shell in Mario Kart.
20:38
So that had to come from somewhere. Fair
20:40
enough. Fair enough. One of these guys, which I I
20:42
appreciate. And
20:45
then Yeah. Coming up
20:47
here, there's gonna be some shots I wanna pause on
20:49
for sure because we get
20:51
some direct references to video
20:55
game levels that excite the actual
20:57
shit out of me. So
20:59
here here we have toasterina
21:01
from Myo Odyssey. Right? And this
21:03
looks pretty much straight out of it. And this is kind of what
21:05
I'm talking about about homogenizing the look
21:08
now, where it's like Mario's been building
21:10
towards this, but it really feels authentic
21:12
because this just looks like if
21:15
the switch could, you know, be,
21:17
like, a PlayStation five. Sure. Yeah. That's pretty.
21:20
But right before this blast, Barry.
21:24
Is the money shot, the bomb
21:26
battlefield from Mario sixty four. This
21:28
is the updated version of
21:30
the first level of Mario sixty four. And
21:33
I just I just love
21:34
it. I love it so much.
21:35
Nice thing to do. You love to get it. Goop
21:36
for the quick. Goop
21:38
for the quick? No. King
21:40
blah blah blah. Maybe he'd be
21:42
up there on that floating oh, no. No. He would be
21:44
on the top of the mountain. Right? Yep. Yep. So out
21:46
to the lake. But just
21:48
really love it. And like this to me is like such a perfect
21:50
example of the type of love that they're showing
21:52
this where it just looks cool and beautiful and builds
21:55
out a mushroom kingdom for other people like
21:56
you, Greg. But for me, I'm losing my mind. You know.
21:59
Well, that's the thing is, like, I would never catch
22:01
football and battlefield. Right? So I'm glad it's there for
22:03
you and I pre I I respect and
22:05
love that that level of details there
22:07
that they had that kind of you
22:10
know, you would assume cooperation with
22:12
Nintendo and fans on staff that they're, like, these
22:14
are the things. I'd love to know what's on the cutting room floor
22:16
in terms
22:16
of, like, ideas they pitch that'll probably be the second one
22:18
or whatever they're gonna do with it. But mhmm.
22:20
Mhmm. I'm I'm stoked, man. And then here
22:22
we go. First time ever, seeing DK
22:25
power up with a fireflower. Like,
22:27
that's awesome. That's never happened, Mark. Donkey Kong
22:29
has never been in playable in A2D
22:31
Mario game, so we or even three d.
22:33
So we never got this, and that definitely
22:36
would make sense. And I love that they stick
22:38
to how this works where Mario's overalls
22:40
turn white and red and d k's tie turns
22:42
white and red, some of his his fur
22:44
as well as, like, I love that. We see
22:46
Mario eat the mushroom and get bigger
22:49
and power up. I think this is,
22:51
like, Chris or Chris Prat's best
22:53
delivery so far, like feeling authentically
22:55
like Mario, feel like the
22:58
sound he makes is like perfect. I mean, yeah, this
23:00
shot, I mean, this hammer bros This
23:02
is chill inducing to me. Like, this is everything
23:04
I can want from a Mario movie. Like, a reference
23:07
to two d platforming running left to right, but on
23:09
top of that, They give the Tim Geddes out
23:11
there even more love. We got donkey kong
23:13
on the other plane in the background jumping
23:15
to the foreground just like he does a tropical
23:18
freeze. There's a lot of love going on here.
23:20
And then can can you go back one more time
23:23
there to play this this little bit through?
23:25
Because there's just so much going on and
23:27
it's so cool to see, like, the the momentum
23:30
going on, and then we get the ground pound. We get Mario
23:32
do it. It's ground pound. Like, love
23:34
it, man.
23:36
This is super cool. Yeah. That was one of the
23:38
things I saw Brian Eltono call out. Right? That it's
23:40
the same cart selection as in Mario
23:42
Kart, if you go back Barrett to understanding in front of,
23:44
like, the cart pods. That it has the little, like,
23:46
casino deal on the bottom
23:47
of, like, I think how do you put them all together?
23:49
Yeah. So you can see those the three little things have been
23:51
building out their carts which is just
23:53
I just love the modern parts this movie at all,
23:56
but the amounts of love that
23:58
it's getting here is just beyond what I've would have
24:00
ever expected and hype is shit.
24:02
Like, I love chase scenes. Y'all know that about
24:04
me. This just looks awesome. The choreography,
24:07
the, like, just pacing of this all just seems
24:09
really great. Obviously jumping
24:11
off the course, a Mario Kart Classic there,
24:14
him getting this guy just going through this whole little
24:16
action scene. I can't wait to see this all play out because
24:18
I think this is gonna be fun as hell.
24:21
And then, yeah, just the remix little version of
24:23
the the music there at the end. It's just the the little cherry
24:26
on top for me to be like, yeah. I'm all
24:28
in. Well, it's
24:30
coming up fast. Right? It
24:33
is April seventh, Matt. They
24:35
pushed it up,
24:36
actually. It's it's coming off of that campaign.
24:39
know, starfield was like, we're we're scared. We're moving
24:41
away. Mars, like, we'll take on everybody. We're
24:43
not afraid of this. Successions
24:45
get out of the way. We don't care about your final
24:47
season. We'll be right here. Dropping things all
24:50
over. We have a couple You're
24:54
wrongs here, but I wanna just get here while you're kebab's
24:57
pop points out that dry bones is already in Mario
24:59
Kart eight, but there's no roams or I'll say head bones
25:01
yet. I was mainly arguing the fact that,
25:03
you know, murder sucks and drive bonus is great, but
25:05
I understand if there was confusion though. I appreciate that.
25:07
And then Bander SN says Nintendo specified
25:09
that the new character coming to Mario Kart eight DLC
25:12
would be returning characters. So only characters from
25:14
past games. The official Mario
25:16
Kart eight DLC web page clarifies
25:18
this. AKA is just gonna be characters
25:20
currently in tour like Burger.
25:23
Interesting. Yeah. The the leak, quote,
25:25
unquote, that was talking about. I
25:28
did find it. And it seems like it's
25:30
very unverified, but just gonna say this out there in
25:32
case this ends up being true because it is backed
25:34
up. They put this out before
25:36
the Nintendo Direct happens that confirmed
25:38
that Murdo was coming. So
25:41
and it it has to be there. So it's like, oh, yeah. And then
25:43
some of courses as well. So it's
25:45
like there is some level of this
25:47
could be true. But they're saying King
25:49
Baham, Pedy Piranha, Hammer bro,
25:52
charge and shock, Monty Moll, Diddy,
25:54
Dixie, funky. Get hyped
25:56
there. SNES Mario,
25:58
Kamek, Paleen, and Nabbit. Wait.
26:03
That's,
26:03
like, way too many characters, though. There's
26:05
only five more than five boxes. Yeah.
26:09
Now real quick, Didi, Dixie, in in
26:11
grumpy or whatever the fuck his name was. Which one's the
26:13
sexy one, Bear, Alex? Funky.
26:19
He's a funky boy doing funky things.
26:21
Combat is also pointed out, and you're wrong. Just not even if
26:23
you're wrong, but a thing that he likes small detail trailer
26:25
DK's power up sound is taken from
26:27
jumpman, getting the hammer power up in the original
26:29
donkey kong game. Gold. I I'm gonna
26:31
get all this out. That's a lot, man. So good.
26:33
Mario powering up is the Mario powering up
26:35
sound. And then later when he kicks something,
26:37
it's like the break breaking sound. It's just great,
26:39
man.
26:40
What I like about today is it kinda feels like
26:43
a rainy day and then a substitute teacher
26:45
wheels in the big TV because number two on the
26:47
Roper report. Let's talk about Fortnite
26:49
chapter four season two. We've
26:51
been knowing it was Mega. We saw it yesterday
26:53
there was a little bit of a teaser. Now it's
26:55
officially happening season our chapter
26:57
four season two. We have a cinematic trailer
27:00
and a gameplay
27:00
trailer. Bear, let's watch the cinematic trailer.
27:03
Give me a second. Sorry.
27:04
No problem. Know that we were gonna
27:06
react to these. So
27:08
the go there and then we're gonna go here
27:11
and then we're gonna train the mission.
27:16
See, they say you like Mario Power recently.
27:18
Yeah. Exactly overnight with
27:20
Cherry Blossom. As the tireless
27:22
areas of, you know, all the the areas of Porte
27:25
Niagara Falls in the sky. But
27:28
it's mega,
27:33
What's heartbreaking to is that Fortnite just
27:35
peaking the farmers season. Because
27:37
I love Fortnite. It's a great game. You know, so many.
27:39
I still jump in. still play every so often. Not like,
27:41
you know, Kevin obsessively plays, Joey obsessively.
27:44
But but, like, what a
27:46
time to be alive when it was just that one season market.
27:48
About a pass marble and everything
27:49
marbling. Allison Some
27:52
would say that it's peaking right now with all the anime
27:54
coming in.
27:55
But is are are these the anime is
27:58
is this the anime people like
28:00
Oh, yeah. They already ate your dude. Tuck on Titan.
28:02
I was asking an anime fan berry Courtnee
28:04
on YouTube. I mean, attack on Titan.
28:05
Not for me, but still,
28:06
like, cool
28:08
that more anime loves getting the show. So
28:11
you
28:11
would have told me each every one of these characters was created
28:14
by the four and I peep one out of my Yeah. Makes sense. You're
28:16
telling me that loser man back there with the lizard head.
28:18
He's he's not what I said. He's somebody from the
28:21
thing you like. Oh, no. You're right. What's going on?
28:26
We already thought of the gameplay trailer
28:28
too, if you don't mind. Of course, it's available.
28:30
Now, free to play battle royale 49I think
28:32
it's I'll pass and all that
28:34
jazz. It's a pretty thing, man. I like the, you
28:36
know, Neo Topio look there for the kind of
28:38
thing. Yeah. It's really cool. The
28:40
makeup branding is interesting, right, and not
28:43
eleven point nine just keeps going, man. And like,
28:46
I can't get over how good this game looks now,
28:48
compared to how it used to look. Like, these updates
28:50
are just wild man. And, like,
28:52
the fact that it's free to play and all that, it's
28:55
good for
28:55
y'all. When you look at this, yeah, you I mean, if
28:57
you showed somebody this, just, like, out of the
28:59
blue, would they understand it was Fortnite? Well, I I know you you
29:01
know it's Fortnite. I'm like, it looks almost
29:03
at points like GTA or Saint
29:05
Laurent, I guess, even more. Yeah.
29:08
But yeah, I Fortnite is continues to
29:10
be even if you are a hater, you know,
29:12
like, Fortnite land game or whatever. Can
29:14
you sit there and not be like, what an amazing
29:16
fucking story? And the fact that, yeah, every
29:18
season they iterate into it, like, the
29:20
fact they can continue to be the, like, the
29:23
biggest game in any school you go to talking
29:25
to any person because they continue to
29:27
be the place everybody wants to go hang out in our go
29:29
to's up. When I was at Royal Rumble,
29:32
you know, I I had my friend from
29:34
college actually come out and she brought her to two of
29:36
her young boys. And, like, they
29:38
were they were they are Fortnite obsessed. And, like,
29:40
every time we get back to the hotel, they would break out the
29:42
switches and start playing it or whatever. And
29:45
I had to lie to them
29:47
because I wanted me to add them on the thing. And I was like, okay.
29:49
And so I opened up ex cloud and added them that way.
29:51
And they were so, like, wait a second. How are you playing on
29:53
your phone? You're not even on WiFi? And I was like,
29:55
I can't open this door for now. I
29:57
can't ruin their mom's life this much of, like,
29:59
oh, no. You can put forth in any way or anyone or whatever.
30:01
But, like, like, even that It's
30:04
so crazy. I think about, you know, pre pandemic.
30:06
Like, I don't know if it was twenty nineteen,
30:08
maybe it was twenty eighteen. Like, you know, me
30:10
and my dad were bumming around a target,
30:13
waiting for one of the people we were with to get stuff.
30:15
And I we walked over to video games, and he always
30:17
waning stuff to him. And was like, to stop
30:19
and talk about Fortnite. Like, this is the biggest thing in the world
30:21
right now, and they sent behind the glass right now, but you
30:23
could just download it for free. You could play it on your phone. We could play
30:25
it right now. Like watching his
30:27
and trying to wrap his mind around that
30:29
to then let alone be ahead maybe
30:32
four, maybe five years and it's still we just
30:34
take it for granted. This trailer drops.
30:36
It's like, oh, yeah. Fortnite's new
30:37
season. Looks incredible. Has all this new
30:39
stuff and all this new content and all these things happening and
30:41
people are obsessed with and all these amazing stuff.
30:43
That's just Fortnite. Just went to us.
30:45
Dude, it's it's very cool. A couple of days ago,
30:48
bless and I were talking. I think we're talking about actually
30:50
about the rumors of this season
30:52
coming. The title and all that. And
30:55
we we someone wrote in was just like,
30:57
hey, if you can only have three
30:59
games for rest of your life, three developers or whatever,
31:01
like, what would it be? And I was
31:04
saying, like, I might use one of those slots
31:07
for either Fortnite or
31:09
for from software. And I'll just
31:11
like, this is it. If these are the only games I ever
31:13
get to play ever, I'm just going all in.
31:16
And I feel like it's two different sides, but I
31:18
I think that that's pretty wild. That four nine
31:20
alone kick a beat with all
31:22
of whatever from software might put out
31:24
at some point in terms of me getting
31:26
into an investing and having being rewarded
31:28
with tons of great
31:29
content. So here's my question. Do you think that horrible
31:32
situation you just said happened? Because, honestly, we love
31:34
video games. We love a diverse video game community,
31:36
and we love games everywhere. Would you still
31:38
be a video game fan? Like, would you suddenly
31:41
like, I gotta learn to love
31:42
Fortnite? Yeah. I mean, I think so.
31:44
Like, I I feel like I feel like that's the thing
31:46
is like it's about dedication and time where it's
31:48
like I'm inside the gamer. I don't like
31:50
having to play a million games and
31:52
having to play games every
31:55
day for hours. I would if I had someone
31:57
on my aid, you check-in, you play however
32:00
much you want every week, whatever, Yeah. Dude,
32:02
I'd I'd love that. And, like, I feel like I'd get
32:04
really into both Fortnite and the
32:06
front software games. Interesting.
32:10
You would you would give up? I don't believe
32:12
that about Greg
32:13
Miller. Well, I mean, like, give up isn't
32:15
the right word. I think you just wouldn't give me the experiences
32:17
I want out of gaming. And and, like, to
32:19
be clear, I love Fortnite. Fortnite I'd
32:21
be fine with. Like, Fortnite I come
32:23
and go from, you've seen me many a time. Like,
32:26
you know, I stay away for literally years and then come
32:28
back and I have month where it's all I play and I'm doing something
32:30
and I'm chasing something like, when the battle
32:32
pass is great, when there's,
32:34
you know, a a group playing that I really wanna get
32:36
involved with. You I'll pop on every so often with Moe and
32:39
his son, Jack, like, we'll go play and streamed with
32:41
us and stuff like that. Like, there's always that. So Fortnite
32:43
could live with whereas, like, a from soft
32:45
from software was the only game in town or one of like,
32:47
that was what you had to play the restaurant. Like, or they
32:50
just took over with your games, like, I
32:52
guess I would, but, like, I just don't vie with their world,
32:54
so don't think I'd want to spend time in there. And I think I'd
32:56
end up being a loser and reading or something. You
32:58
know what I
32:58
mean? Or watching movies?
33:00
Well, You know what I mean? don't want this damn shit.
33:02
Like, that's just not my life. But, like, I
33:04
thankfully don't have to worry about it because there's so much other stuff
33:06
happen.
33:06
Yeah. I feel like it's not my life, but it would become my
33:08
life. I feel like I'd be that guy. Well,
33:11
you you play all the baby games on Switch. That's
33:13
what you love doing. Wouldn't you wanna do that? Where's
33:15
this fucking infant not time wise Mario to talk
33:17
about
33:17
it? Great. The context that I I should have
33:19
gave you is, like, we it was, like, you get to choose
33:22
the the developers. And, like, those are the only developers
33:24
games you get to play for the rest of time. And --
33:26
Okay. -- we had to choose three. And with that,
33:28
it's like it's not like their output changes. So
33:30
if you choose an
33:31
omnidog, you're only getting one game in a couple years.
33:33
See, that's a very fascinating question. I love
33:35
that idea. So I would want something that is the
33:37
ever nonstop drip of
33:39
content. Now, of course, you look right past, of
33:41
course, DC universe online, which I would take
33:43
in a heart attack. Short night. I did. I
33:45
did. But what I my list I was saying, of course,
33:47
I would want the Mario team, Nintendo EAD.
33:49
Cool. But I'm not gonna get too many
33:51
of those in the future. It was dot And then
33:53
it was the question of do I go Pokemon company
33:55
or
33:56
Insomniac? And then the third one, I was like, I
33:58
feel like it'd be a fun thing to choose Fortnite or
34:00
from software. I'm sorry.
34:02
Yeah. No. That's a great one. That's a great one. I
34:04
do appreciate the discussion. That's a great that's even
34:06
a great games cast or whatever. I would just
34:09
threw me off there as everybody knows. Greg Miller's
34:11
takes the games in the YouTube chat. Alexander
34:16
Reyes, says, Greg wants a cricket who works
34:18
on a race to talk about the meaning of life.
34:20
Holy I
34:27
would like to see that game. What what indie
34:29
studio was making that one, the cricket the way
34:31
of life. Oh my
34:32
lord. I'm so funny. That's
34:35
fucking amazing. I love you guys so much. Yeah.
34:37
Great today. Yeah. Elvis Bird says his
34:39
tip worry. Eyeshadow. I'm not. There's a
34:41
beauty filter on
34:42
that. I don't know how to turn it off.
34:44
I'm telling you say if it's off, it's not there
34:46
anymore.
34:47
I mean, I've seen it on my gabbro. Like, there's
34:49
something I'm looking good. You
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look good.
34:51
Just just
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be good. Just look good. Yeah. I'll take it, man.
34:54
I'll I'm looking glamorous. Glamorous.
34:58
Faksi. Faksi. That's Fergi, everybody,
35:00
if you don't remember Thank you. Look, if you don't know her
35:02
a crack at history, book people. Jesus. Number
35:05
three.
35:09
Is that thing where I'm like, I'm just so,
35:11
like, on am d. You know what
35:12
I mean? But I was, like, committed to being here. Like,
35:14
I don't even know what I'm throwing today, what I'm throwing
35:16
at. Number three,
35:18
Let's talk a little bit more
35:21
about suicide squad. Possibly slipping,
35:24
possibly to twenty twenty four. This
35:26
is Evan Campbell over in GameSpot. Aren't
35:28
the Queen in Task Force x? Task
35:31
Force x, which I know well, but can't say today,
35:34
might not be seen this year in suicide
35:36
squad killed the justice league after all. The
35:38
game from Batman Arkham night developer,
35:40
Rockstead, could see a lengthier delay
35:43
than even recently reported. Jeff
35:45
Grub of GameSpot's sister site giant bomb
35:47
stating that on his game mess, decides podcast
35:50
via Isle Sloth on Twitter. That's
35:52
mouthful for the guy who works on the sister site. You
35:54
know what I mean? Just anyway, that he's got
35:56
words, suicide squad is getting pushed out
35:58
of this year. Quote, listen.
36:01
I don't wanna, like, cause a panic or anything, which
36:04
don't think Jeff nobody's gonna fucking panic about suicide.
36:06
But I heard it's not even coming this year, you said.
36:09
I'm hearing twenty twenty four. Grub
36:11
does add that quote, this stuff is hard
36:13
to nail down for sure, but his source
36:15
is a, quote, very good one. That
36:18
would that would be further out than Bloomberg's
36:20
Jason Schrier reported yesterday. Who claimed
36:22
the game would still launch later this year.
36:24
He mentioned that this delay was mainly for
36:26
Polish not to overhaul the core gameplay
36:28
that caused the backlash end quote. Suicide
36:31
Squad is a live service game that requires a constant
36:33
Internet connection. A big gameplay showing
36:35
at Playstation's state of play saw pretty negative
36:37
feedback last month. There hasn't been any
36:40
official word out of Warner Bros. Games in
36:42
rock city. That suicide squad is delayed.
36:45
As such, the game is still currently slated to release
36:47
May twenty six. That said, if the game does
36:50
get pushed back until next year, it raises
36:52
questions about how the structure of the title, specifically
36:54
live service might be reevaluated. Of
36:57
course, this broke yesterday on Games Daily,
36:59
the Jason Shrier thing of the delay later
37:01
this year. Now, we have the Jeff Grub special
37:04
sauce. Of hey, maybe it's gonna be
37:06
next year overall. Tim, what do you think? I
37:08
mean, that wouldn't surprise me with the news
37:10
from yesterday coming out. I What's
37:12
the difference between early next year,
37:15
late this year. I feel like it's
37:17
not really that different in terms of
37:19
where this game hits, but I do think that could be
37:21
the difference of what the delay
37:23
is being used for. Because delaying
37:25
it from May to August or
37:28
September, like, that's not gonna be able to
37:30
change the game. Whereas if you delay it
37:32
more potentially it could. We'll delay
37:34
it more and change it to the game,
37:36
give it enough time for it to be fixed. That's
37:38
a much bigger question. Does
37:40
it need to be fixed? That's a different question.
37:43
What's the audience for this game? I don't
37:45
know, but it's there. I feel like there's a lot
37:47
of things with this that where the trains left the station,
37:49
this game has to come out. And we've
37:51
been saying since day one that this isn't what
37:53
we're looking forward to. There are people on our
37:55
team. They're like, this game looks fun. Not because
37:58
it's a suicide squad game, just because the game looks
38:00
fun. This could be a fun game. I don't
38:02
expect this to be a Batman Arkham level
38:04
game, but I think that there could be fun
38:06
to be hot. I think Warner Brothers needs more
38:08
than that. They need money, and they need sustainability,
38:11
and this is a game as a
38:12
service, and they need people using this game as
38:14
a service. And I don't know that they're gonna get that
38:16
with or without these fixes. Howard Bauchner:
38:19
I think, I'm
38:21
not surprised by the talk of push to twenty
38:23
twenty four. Because I'm right there with you
38:25
that pushing in a few months is
38:27
just then a PR move. We talked a bit about this on
38:29
PS. I love you today. Of, like, it
38:32
really just seems to be emergency public
38:34
relations slash marketing. Holy shit.
38:36
Did people fucking hate that say the play?
38:38
So let's delay it. Try to get away from it.
38:40
Maybe do a, as I was saying,
38:42
a IG in first, a deep
38:45
dive on game informer coverage. Another
38:48
beat, maybe, you know, do an event and let people
38:50
play the fucking game so they could come out and say, yeah,
38:52
this actually is fun. This is cool. Oh, didn't
38:54
understand it because it just looks like all of
38:56
them are shooting guns. No, there is a difference
38:58
between King Shark, to Harley Quinn,
39:00
to Captain Boomerang. There's a
39:02
bunch of different ways. Getting to twenty twenty four,
39:04
it's interesting you said that, you know, oh, what's
39:07
the difference between late twenty twenty three
39:09
or early twenty twenty four, I would think if you push
39:11
into twenty twenty four, you're gonna see it
39:13
later than early. I would think it'd be, like,
39:15
back to summary and to fall or whatever. But
39:17
again, it comes down to what can you really
39:19
do with this? Where the
39:22
backlash is it's not
39:24
it does it's not like you're looking at this, and I
39:26
to use AAA very antiquated
39:28
thing. Crack fucking history book. Of like
39:31
it's not like when infamous two
39:33
got debuted and we're all like, what the did you do to
39:35
Cole and they changed the character design of Cole. Right? That
39:37
was an easy enough fix. That's and you still
39:39
took a lot of work, maybe still the Internet and made
39:41
it and handled it well. But it got fixed
39:43
easy enough. Whereas this one, it's like, people hate the live
39:45
service. And people don't like the characters of
39:47
being the suicide squad. If people think the suicide squad
39:49
all looks the same when they fight. And they don't like the
39:51
the the way it looks on the skill trees and the battle
39:54
patent. It's like there's so many different things
39:56
that don't know internally what they're picking. They'll
39:58
be like, this is what we're gonna use the time to fix. This
40:00
is what we're gonna do. And if you go to the core thing
40:02
of it being a live service game, I can't imagine
40:04
you release that and however you fix it. It
40:06
doesn't feel like, oh my god. Clearly, this was designed
40:09
to be a live service game and they've gone and done it this
40:11
way. Blah blah blah. I'm just very
40:13
surprised that this is happening. Like,
40:15
I has it ever happened, Greg? And
40:17
maybe there's a lot of examples that I'm just blanking
40:19
on right now, but where it actually was
40:22
the public reception of a
40:24
game showcase causing this type of delay.
40:26
Like, we saw the the outrage of
40:28
the Sonic in the movie, and
40:30
if that got changed, that was a major deal.
40:32
Like, that doesn't happen. This seems
40:36
and again, it's not officially said. It's not
40:38
officially happening, so we don't know. But, like, what
40:40
the reports were yesterday,
40:41
it's, like, that's pretty direct. Chat
40:43
stealing the words from my mouth for a recent example of
40:45
Halo infinite. Remember when that
40:47
dropped it? It was, like, people saw
40:49
that a three demo and they had the fucking and weird
40:51
guy's face, Chad, or whatever the Internet called them.
40:53
I forget, Pete, whatever. Everyone, like, oh,
40:55
they're like, crap. Yeah. They went back
40:57
and did all bunch of stuff with that. Right? Like,
41:00
I feel like it's a weird
41:02
one where I
41:05
don't but it's just it's
41:08
such it's it
41:10
was met with such a, hey, state
41:13
of play is such weird one because it clearly was
41:15
meant to be People don't People
41:17
aren't jazzed about this game. We will use this to
41:19
make them jazzed about it, and then they came out like this
41:21
did not jazz people. And so you you
41:24
know, I've reported on
41:26
and had a lot of conversations with games
41:28
that have failed and not been received
41:30
well. And inevitably, even
41:32
if you preview a game, I feel like when we walk
41:35
away and like talk to a developer or put up your preview
41:37
and they read it, I've gotten the back channel
41:39
thing of like, man, we were telling them this. You know
41:41
what I mean? Like, I feel like that's probably a
41:43
lot of this there too, where the
41:46
people who in rock city seen so much
41:48
turnover. Since they started
41:50
working on suicide
41:51
squad. And since when did Arcomite come out?
41:53
Oh, bear. Twenty fifteen, almost
41:55
eight weeks ago. Fifteen.
41:58
There's been so much change over there that
42:00
not everybody obviously, but
42:02
a lot of the key decision makers on
42:04
making suicide squad what we see today
42:06
probably have left the company and moved on to other
42:08
things. And yet, yet, yet, yet, yet. So you have this whole a team that said
42:11
work model is
42:11
also no longer there. Correct? Right. Well, yeah.
42:13
Like, the leadership in general, I had such
42:15
turnover. But was I I always can fuck this
42:17
up. Was Seth Seth, can you do that for me just make sure?
42:20
Kind of find that conversation on. Because I I
42:22
they they he's he was just
42:24
in the state of play, but they credited
42:26
them. Yeah. It's, like, founder, but
42:28
not as, like, act doesn't matter. People have come and gone
42:30
so much in that thing that you have a whole bunch of people, and I'm
42:32
sure, like, yo. Like, this isn't
42:34
the thing. Go ahead alone. Like, when we started
42:36
this and, like, everybody wanted a fucking
42:39
live service game. That's not where the industry's
42:41
at anymore. Like, I I
42:43
don't know what you can do. And
42:45
this is a question I was talking to blessing about
42:47
on Ingen, obviously. But blessing called me out. I
42:50
know when I was like, it would be
42:52
so crazy if they canceled this game. And
42:54
he's like, could they do it? And I'm like, I never
42:56
say never an industry we've learned a million times.
42:58
Yes. Thank you very much. So, yeah, that is October
43:00
twenty six, twenty twenty two, Game informer, cofounder,
43:03
Stephanie Hale, and Jamie Walker, announced her departure.
43:06
Never seen that ever in our industry. I would always
43:09
I at this point, I think it's such a sunk cost
43:11
that you put the game out and you make whatever money you can
43:13
off of it rather than to walk away from
43:14
it. Yeah. I don't think they're backs to the wall. Like, we
43:16
can't have another bad DC game after the
43:18
gotham nights. I don't think they're treating their
43:20
IP that that way or whatever. But
43:22
not a chance this got canceled. I I think
43:25
that I think that you ever say never. I think that
43:27
that I'm saying never on Like, this game's coming
43:29
out. We've never seen a game
43:31
of, like, being promoted this far into development
43:34
get canceled. Like, this isn't like, Starcraft ghost
43:36
comes to mind. That's not this situation. This
43:38
is like full on this game exists in
43:41
a couple months and it feels like it's getting delayed,
43:43
not because it's not shippable. Not
43:46
saying good. It's just shippable. But because they're
43:48
like, oh, we're we're trying to salvage this somehow.
43:50
Yeah. If they were to do that, I think
43:52
that would be like that it be absolutely
43:55
a a horrible decision
43:58
for them financially. And
43:59
that's and that's my thing. It's more somebody's better
44:01
than no money, and I don't think they have to worry about it and
44:03
blah blah blah. It's just so anyways, that wasn't
44:06
even point I was driving at. This game comes
44:08
out, and think even with the time, I can't
44:10
imagine the boat with the bones
44:12
you have, you make a game that every system
44:14
is like, man, this actually is awesome. I
44:16
think the most you can hope is, like, it's less offensive
44:19
in terms of and again, maybe
44:22
it wasn't offensive to begin with. Who knows?
44:24
But it is every screenshot you've seen
44:26
of a menu, every talk of
44:28
the live service, every always online, even
44:30
if playing single player, like, these are
44:32
all bummer things for most people. And so
44:34
-- Yeah. -- hopefully you limit
44:36
that and you put out a game that people are like, oh, okay.
44:38
It's it's suicide. What I was talking about
44:41
on, you know, piece that I love you
44:43
is that they've said, okay, they're gonna add more characters
44:45
later on or whatever. I was thinking that might
44:47
be a nice thing that if you're pushing the game,
44:49
add some earlier. Like, put like, try to
44:52
shut me up. Right? If people are like, I don't wanna fuck me. This
44:54
is just that Scott. Well, okay. Okay. Well, you
44:56
know, wonder woman isn't
44:57
unlocked. Okay? Or some some hero that I don't
44:59
have to beat. But then again, I I feel like that's
45:01
actually killing the justice league. Yeah. But I
45:03
also feel like that's even a higher hopes than
45:05
what they actually probably have.
45:07
Oh, hundred percent like Oh, I admit that
45:08
it's very high hopes, apparently.
45:09
Yeah. Because it's gonna be characters that make sense
45:11
of holding a gun. Because
45:14
that seems to be That's
45:14
all they could do apparently in this case. Shoot guns.
45:17
Yeah. Yeah. So, like, I had a like,
45:19
it I don't know if it makes sense to run around his
45:21
wonder woman with a
45:22
gun. This
45:23
is Man. Yeah. Gotham City impostures.
45:25
Mario's gonna have gun one day. And so
45:28
I was wondering what happened. Jason, Troy
45:30
tweeted out way back in twenty seventeen or 'eighteen,
45:32
I had a drink with someone who worked on Spider Man,
45:34
and was wondering if it would release in the same time frame
45:36
as Rock City's next
45:37
game. Turns out they should have been wondering about Spider
45:39
Man two. And
45:40
it's like He's one of my two's gonna meet him. No problem.
45:42
Mhmm. But it's and we we've we've
45:44
been talking a lot about a lot of these
45:46
development teams because they've been having
45:48
different new stories for different reasons. But it's pretty
45:51
wild to think about retro studios and metroid
45:53
Prime and with the remaster coming out and
45:55
with four eventually coming with
45:57
everything that's happened there. And then Rocksteady,
46:00
where we're talking about two teams that kind
46:02
of came out of nowhere for their initial release
46:04
and set the industry on fire.
46:07
Like, created new types of games and
46:09
a a new archetype for specifically
46:11
licensed games on the Rocksteady side, but,
46:13
like, what the Octum Games did for that style
46:15
of combat and that type of game. And then
46:18
Metroid Prime, I don't even need to explain. Y'all know what I'm
46:20
talking And for them to now be here,
46:22
where it's like some of the most talented devs in the
46:24
world and this is the situation wherein it's
46:27
it's just goes to show that, like, video games are
46:29
complicated, man. And it it's very sad and
46:32
It's I I hate
46:34
to say this, but I really, really wonder
46:37
if the people working at Rock City on suicide
46:39
squad. How many of them are fucking
46:41
stoked that this is the project they're on?
46:43
And not because people get stoked in,
46:46
like, anything you're working with like, you
46:48
eventually are, like, we're proud of what
46:50
we're doing. I'm sure they're proud of what they're doing. But
46:52
I wonder how many people
46:53
there, like, this is this is what we would want
46:55
to be doing.
46:56
Hundred percent. This
46:57
is why we're we came to work at rocksteady.
47:00
Mhmm.
47:00
Hundred percent. Yeah. It's a great question.
47:02
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And we're back everybody. Tim,
50:33
you wanna address the chat? I did.
50:36
Right before the break, I was asking, like, I wonder how
50:38
many people that are working on it actually
50:41
want to be working on suicide squad. And casino
50:43
balla in the chat says, if they said yes, would change
50:45
your mind? And I do think that that's a
50:47
very good question. And I think it's important to point
50:49
out where it's like, I only asked that. And if
50:51
they said, yes, it would change my mind. I don't think that it
50:53
would make me wanna play the game more, but I do think
50:55
that I look at this game and
50:58
I get the vibe that that people there don't
51:00
want to. If this feels like they're trying
51:02
to trick me and trick gamers into
51:04
wanting to play this game so that they can monetize
51:06
it as opposed to believing that people actually
51:08
want this. If I believe that the people making it
51:10
actually wanted it, that really would change the framework
51:12
of that for me where I think that that would be like,
51:14
I believe that there's gonna be fun here that is
51:17
not fund that is purely
51:19
designed to get every
51:21
penny from people. Whereas, like,
51:24
if you make something that's fun that you're like,
51:26
no. No. No. It's gonna be so good. You're gonna want
51:28
to give us money and it's going to be worth the
51:30
the money because we're gonna give you something that
51:32
we believe
51:32
in. That's a totally different story. I just don't
51:35
get that from anything I've seen in the suicide squad
51:37
so far. Fair enough. And
51:39
I agree with
51:39
that. Number four, on the Roper
51:41
report, there was a Capcom spotlight
51:44
from March twenty twenty three yesterday, and
51:46
Logan planted IgA and has everything announced
51:48
as you've probably already heard the biggest news was
51:50
Resideo four. Got a special demo. It's
51:52
available right now. You guys had reported
51:55
on Game Daily earlier, of course, that there's a rumor
51:57
of it happening. It actually is happening.
51:59
Logan writes, this trial version of the game takes place
52:01
at the beginning of the game as Leon first enters
52:03
the iconic European village. There's no timeline
52:06
on the demo, so you can play it as many times as you
52:08
want. You can dial it on PlayStation five, PlayStation
52:10
four, Xbox x, and s, and of
52:12
course, steam. Meanwhile, we're
52:14
at the game spot. Darren writes, this Resideo
52:16
four demo also has its very own exclusive
52:18
difficulty mode. Called
52:21
mad chain saw mode. It makes the game
52:23
substantially more challenging. It isn't for the faint
52:25
of heart. To get it, you'll either need to you'll either
52:27
need luck or patience. As activating this
52:30
difficulty mode comes down to random chance.
52:32
If you are lucky, selecting new game will lead
52:34
you to a screen that offers you mad, chainsaw
52:36
mode for a single playthrough. Alternatively,
52:38
you can keep restarting Resideo and selecting
52:41
to begin with a new game until you see the
52:43
prompt on your screen. There's no set number
52:45
how many restarts you'll need to get RE four
52:47
to challenge you. And if you decide decline
52:49
the invitation to Missouri, you'll have to wait until
52:51
the RNG odds are in your favor
52:53
again. Before you can attempt, a new run
52:55
with this mode
52:56
active. Tim, how hype are you for
52:58
Resideo four week? I am so hype
53:00
that I'm not gonna play this demo, and it's gonna
53:03
be very difficult for me to do that. But we're
53:05
so close to this thing and I can't believe
53:08
that we got dead space metroid Prime
53:10
and now
53:10
this. Like, this is just What
53:13
a time to be alive, Greg. What
53:14
a time? What a time? The greatest games ever
53:17
they're just being made better. I have no reason
53:19
to believe that Ari four is not gonna be the definitive
53:21
Ari four x
53:22
experience. And like that is very
53:24
very very impressive and extremely exciting.
53:26
Very stoked to play that later this month.
53:29
We'll of course be talking about it on a kind of funny games cast
53:31
reviewing it at some point. So write it with questions
53:33
about that when you get the
53:34
chance. Kinda funny dot com slash k f games.
53:36
No games cast. Just games cast.
53:38
Right. No k f. Yeah. Okay. Ekso
53:40
Primal got a release date. It's gonna be July
53:42
fourteenth. Monster Hunter Rise
53:44
got its sun break Sunbreak, expansion
53:47
date for Xbox and PlayStation because that just
53:49
came out earlier this year. April twenty
53:51
eighth for that one over
53:52
there. Go Strick is coming to modern
53:55
platforms on June thirtieth twenty twenty
53:57
three. Mhmm.
53:58
Captain Uh-huh. It's my birthday.
54:01
It's always gotta be about you. It is.
54:04
Ghost trick. It's for me. Capcom
54:06
showed a short teaser for Azeev well, Death Island, the
54:08
new movie coming later this year. Street
54:10
Fighter six is introducing a new commentator. And
54:13
then the Mega Man Battle Network
54:15
legacy collection, which already we already was
54:17
coming April fourteen has four hundred
54:19
and ninety nine patch cars that were previously exclusively
54:22
available in Japan as physical
54:24
collectibles. Now you can get them in the thing and
54:26
do it and play the stuff and have fun with them that way.
54:30
All of it's nice, but it's Resevolve. That's what it's
54:32
all about. Mhmm. Alright.
54:34
Tell me something. Let's talk about
54:36
Scoranix. Alright?
54:37
Let's do that, Greg. Scoranix had a big old financial
54:39
briefing. Alright? Which I misunderstood when I counted
54:42
this earlier as number five on the Roper report.
54:44
So then number six on a report is
54:46
for spoken sales were lackluster. This is
54:48
Anthony Wood at IGM. Square Enix
54:50
has conceded that sales of its reaction
54:52
World Fighting Game Force Spoken fell below
54:55
its expectations following the title January
54:57
twenty third release on PlayStation five and
54:59
PC earlier this year. Quote, reviews
55:01
of ForceSpoken, which we released on January
55:03
twenty four, twenty twenty three, have been challenging,
55:06
said Square NXT's president and representative
55:08
representative director Yoskay
55:10
Masuda, Matuda, and a February
55:12
financial results briefing detailing the fortunes of
55:15
the past year. However, the game has
55:17
also received positive feedback on its features,
55:19
including its parkour and combat capabilities.
55:22
So it has yielded results that will lead to
55:24
improvement of our development capabilities of
55:26
other games in the future. Despite
55:28
this positive note, he admitted that sales
55:30
of the game had been lackluster and
55:32
that there was considerable downside risk
55:35
to our twenty our fiscal year twenty twenty
55:37
three slash twenty twenty three earnings. The
55:39
concession follows an announcement from earlier this
55:41
month that for Spoken developer Illumina's productions
55:44
founded in twenty eighteen would be folded
55:46
back into square an x effective on May first.
55:49
Luminous productions co limited is meanwhile
55:51
equipped not only triple a title development
55:53
capabilities, but also technical expertise
55:56
in areas such as game engine development
55:58
since graphics following the announcement. Combining
56:00
the two n c's will further enhance the group's ability
56:02
to develop HD games, end quote,
56:05
prior to the reabsorbing the developer announced that
56:07
it would use its remaining time working
56:09
on a patch to improve the game's overall performance
56:11
and developing DLC in Tanto
56:13
We
56:14
Trust, which is, quote, on track to release
56:16
this summer. Four spoken fans. So get stoked
56:18
for that.
56:18
Get stoked everybody. Got it. No surprise
56:21
there. No no no no no worse. Greg Miller fucking
56:23
told you. Don't worry about it. And then bad to worse, the final story
56:25
of the day. Number seven, squared x is
56:27
still blocked, chaining it up everybody. Don't
56:29
worry. They're not afraid of this. Steven
56:32
Toppella, tweeted, of course, Eastern Axios does
56:34
a bunch of great work. I tweeted where a
56:36
CEO asked if it's upcoming slate of games
56:38
this year, Final Fantasy sixteen among
56:40
them is perhaps too good because how
56:42
they how are they going to grow year the year
56:45
after that? Other relentless pressure for
56:47
publicly traded companies to grow. And what
56:49
it is, is a Q and A with Yoskei
56:51
Matsuda, the president and representative director
56:53
we just talked about the queue goes like
56:55
this. Well, I think it's fair to expect growth
56:57
in fiscal year twenty twenty four, twenty twenty three,
57:00
in part because you plan to release multiple major
57:02
titles. I also fear that this will create
57:04
a year over year hurdle. You will be unable
57:06
to surmount in fiscal year twenty twenty five slash
57:08
twenty twenty three. Oh, maybe
57:10
that's q, maybe that's quarters. So
57:12
fiscal year twenty twenty four, three, fiscal
57:15
year twenty twenty five, three. So that must be quarters.
57:17
What kind of initiatives do you have in mind ensure
57:19
sustainable growth? The
57:21
president and representative director says, major
57:24
title launches will not be concentrated
57:26
solely in fiscal year twenty twenty four
57:28
slash three. We have organized our pipeline
57:30
so that we so that we will have a
57:33
good spread of new release in fiscal year twenty
57:35
twenty five slash three and beyond as well.
57:37
We also hope that we that you will
57:39
look forward to the blockchain games we
57:41
plan to launch in fiscal year twenty twenty
57:44
four slash three
57:45
and thereafter. Howard Bauchner: So
57:48
obviously, this is a financial report,
57:50
the conversation people trying to make money. You
57:52
gotta say things that make the shareholders happy,
57:55
and that last sentence there is doing just
57:57
that. We'll also make it all the gamers
57:59
very sad and very upset we
58:01
don't need to go into it too much longer. We all fucking
58:03
get it. We don't believe in this. We think it's gonna be bad
58:05
just like we just talked about suicide squad.
58:07
There's no help here. This doesn't sound like anybody
58:09
believes in this. Off from a creative point of view,
58:11
it's all about money, money, money, money, and it fucking
58:13
sucks. Having said all of that, there's
58:15
a lot to look forward to from Square. And
58:18
there the year that they are Planning
58:20
on having and hearing this to me is such
58:22
good news that they believe in fallen
58:24
Passy sixteen hitting on the date that they put
58:26
out. What's that mean for thalman c
58:28
seven rebirth? think that this points to
58:31
confidence that it is going to hit in that winter
58:34
area that they're talking about whether that's late
58:36
this year or more likely early next
58:38
year. This is the first time I've
58:40
actually really believed that we're getting rebirth
58:43
before fiscal
58:45
year starts over probably in April
58:48
next year, which I think it's
58:50
well, let's stay tuned for that because that definitely
58:52
would be a strategy of even if they put out the
58:54
first week of April, then all of a sudden they
58:56
they're able to count that money differently for
58:58
the success of that game. Will undeniably
59:01
be financially. And on top
59:03
of that, we know that they have a bunch of other projects.
59:05
This is a square that is leaner because
59:07
it doesn't have crystal anymore. It doesn't have
59:09
iDose. It doesn't have the western
59:12
side of things. So it is just more back to
59:14
the traditional square, Phoenix things. No one enters.
59:16
But it does have Octopath Traveler two.
59:19
All of those type of games. It has the
59:21
Final Messy Pixel remasters. It has
59:24
does like for spoken, but it also
59:26
has what looks to be major successes on the way
59:28
with final MNC sixteen. And otherwise,
59:30
it has a maintained revenue
59:33
source with creative to back it
59:35
up with Final Fantasy fourteen online.
59:38
And we know that Kingdom Hearts
59:40
four is coming. What do we not know about that's
59:42
coming down the line? Like, the surprises like
59:44
stranger paradise and things like that, I
59:46
I think Square is in a very interesting place right now.
59:48
And I I think that they're they've been on a a role
59:50
for the last couple years and not
59:53
a role without major misses. Of course, a
59:55
lot. I don't like, if there's major
59:57
misses, I'm okay with it when there's also major
1:00:00
hits. And they've had major hits and looks like
1:00:02
they're gonna continue to do that. For
1:00:04
the next year or two at the very least. And
1:00:06
I'm really excited about that. Could not be
1:00:09
less excited and, like, honestly, anti
1:00:11
excited about this blockchain stuff they're talking
1:00:13
about. But It is what it is. I mean,
1:00:15
you nailed it, Tim. I can't wait to see what Square has
1:00:17
up their sleeves.
1:00:18
But the blockchain is so far away. If
1:00:20
I wanted something more immediate, say what came
1:00:22
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I'll go. We ask people
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services around the globe. The Portland
1:02:46
Kevin writes in and says, Tim said we have
1:02:48
never seen a turtle or coop in a blue
1:02:50
shell in a Mario game, but there for
1:02:52
cupas with blue shells in super Mario
1:02:54
world. The ones that give Yoshi wings
1:02:56
when he eats
1:02:57
them. Tim may have meant to say a
1:02:59
spiny blue shell, which I don't know if we've ever
1:03:01
seen. I love seeing this level of hype for the moon.
1:03:03
That is very true. That is very true. And I'm not trying
1:03:05
to You're wrong that you're wrong because I I'll give
1:03:07
it to
1:03:08
you. But I've always seen the ones
1:03:10
in Mario world That's more of a dark
1:03:12
silver.
1:03:14
So it's like the silver. It's less of a blue dress or silver
1:03:16
dress. Less of a blue but more of a dark silver.
1:03:18
But you know what? You know what? I get it. I'm not
1:03:20
I I take it you're wrong. I think this is a Tim
1:03:22
Thind. Alright. This is a a meltdown. I
1:03:24
can hear Barry Barry Barry's bringing it up. Barry's
1:03:26
gonna be wrong. Nice. Barry's clacking away.
1:03:29
It's hard to hold
1:03:31
on. You're saying Super Mario World? Yeah.
1:03:34
Yeah.
1:03:36
So I've got an image that I found
1:03:39
of this guy right here. That's what we're talking about.
1:03:42
Yeah. That's that's a little bit more.
1:03:44
Know. Again, I give it to you, but I've always read it more
1:03:46
as, like, it is like a it's shiny, you know?
1:03:48
Like, it's a shiny shell. That's what I call it
1:03:50
grown up, shiny. But yeah.
1:03:52
Hey. You're right. It's blue. I'm wrong here. I
1:03:54
mean, there's there's evidence across forty
1:03:56
four. I just wanted to make sure that, you know,
1:03:58
you weren't like there's like color
1:04:00
blind thing that we needed
1:04:01
to, like, check him for. Yeah. There's a lot
1:04:03
of things you need to check him for. That's fair.
1:04:06
D and L writes in it says, Ekso Primal was
1:04:08
shown as day one Game Pass. I'm not sure
1:04:10
if that was new from this show, but I didn't
1:04:12
know that previously. We've said it Dean. There you
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go. And then Timmy Buddy says what
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Barrett brought up his bureau you can use the code
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