Howdy y'all! Our schedule got a little S.A.D., so our once proclaimed September episode has been replaced with a blooper real! Listen to all the gags that land on the cutting room floor(excluding, I hope, all the breathing sounds. This was not how we wanted to enter the world of ASMR). But fret not! We'll get our ish together for the next episode, Carmen Maria Machado's Into the Dream House.

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