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Following pat. Snowed.

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In Kyiv. Snow. On

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Jersey. Hello! What's your,

1:56

what's your weather? Or thirty? Was.

1:59

about I left the house

2:01

at above Seven

2:04

this morning. It was 19 We

2:08

got a snow event

2:13

Monday night into Tuesday. It wasn't

2:15

a lot of snow accumulation But

2:17

the problem is being from Detroit

2:20

you know this When

2:22

it gets to be fucking 19 You're

2:25

not melting or shoveling shit. It's

2:27

all turning to ice You

2:30

can salt everything all you want and

2:33

it will melt but then an hour later

2:35

You're right back to a sheet of ice

2:38

So unless you the roads that are so

2:40

frequently traveled where they keep it just kind

2:42

of Keep a lot

2:44

of freezing over because it's just slush and wet Any

2:47

other side road that doesn't take constant

2:50

traffic is constantly icing over your properties

2:52

icing over everything is just fucking nice

2:55

so I lived up north like Living

2:57

down down South Lake I

3:00

could I could drive an s-class Down

3:02

here because worst-case scenario you get bugs

3:04

out and should go wash it To

3:07

have those slag tights hanging off

3:09

all four wheels Like

3:12

you get up north man. I just like

3:15

Give me the give me the mercury

3:17

topaz. I'm cool. Well you

3:20

had you had trucks right your family

3:22

in Detroit I mean we

3:25

were We were

3:27

a Ford family, but we always had

3:29

we said we had

3:32

for years We drove

3:34

there was a thing called a Ford.

3:36

I Mean it was

3:38

that was as was a four-door sedan called

3:41

a Ford and then the

3:43

upgraded Ford was

3:45

the LTD So

3:50

just a big four-door sedan four-door

3:52

sedan We had then we

3:54

had the LTD Country

3:58

Squire which was the

4:00

family truckster with the fake wood on the

4:02

side. Yes. We had one of them others.

4:04

Yeah, we had that. But

4:07

now how would you get like,

4:09

obviously Detroit's further north than

4:11

me, and realistically there's the odd

4:13

Thanksgiving where there's some snow but

4:16

there's no accumulation here. I

4:19

was gonna say. I would say growing up one out of three Halloween's

4:29

was miserably

4:31

snowbound. October.

4:33

End of October. Yeah. Yeah,

4:37

see here you really only run the

4:39

risk. December 3, you could get some

4:41

March snow but it's it's unlikely. It's

4:43

weird how that because the polar cap

4:46

has gotten smaller.

4:48

Mm-hmm. And that's

4:50

why we now have a vortex. A

4:53

lot of people don't understand this. I

4:55

think, oh, there's

4:57

no climate change. It's

5:00

like no, there used to be that

5:03

the ice would keep all that cold up

5:05

there now that it's raised,

5:08

now that all that cold weather

5:11

comes down and visits

5:13

us. But it's so cold. Like

5:16

we used to always get at least

5:20

once or twice every winter

5:23

like that incredible lake

5:26

effect it would hit, you

5:31

know, it would hit Detroit,

5:33

Buffalo, Cleveland, Erie, you

5:36

know, that whole Lake Erie area would

5:38

just get bombed. I remember like getting

5:42

like being

5:44

woken and

5:47

shoveling like

5:50

your dad's car out and

5:53

then, you know, going back to bed for,

5:55

you know, like an hour. For

6:00

us, they

6:02

used to plow the

6:04

roads, even the side roads. And

6:07

you could just, you know, where we would,

6:10

I mean, put our boots on. And

6:13

if it was, I mean, there's so many times

6:16

I'd walk to school with snow off my knees.

6:19

Wouldn't you? Yeah. You know, and

6:22

you'd sit there, you know, the first hour of school

6:24

and your pants, they would

6:26

thaw and you'd get rash

6:29

legs. Those

6:32

classrooms back then with that,

6:35

those, the radiator, like an inferno

6:37

on the other side of the

6:39

road. Yeah, they could only, it could

6:41

only be 200 or zero. Or

6:45

zero, pretty much. Yeah. And

6:48

then you get, like you said, your dad's car, right?

6:50

So like, you can clean anything you want

6:52

the night before. Nothing. Eight

6:55

hours of monstrosity outside,

6:57

you're chipping and shoveling and.

6:59

And do you remember, like,

7:01

I remember growing up, like

7:03

you had this, you

7:06

had the, like this

7:09

bullshit that people have nowadays

7:12

with the little brush and

7:14

like the squeegee and the

7:16

little scraper. The plastic? Yeah.

7:19

Like that, like back when I was

7:21

a kid, man, that it looked like

7:23

a medieval, like something you go to

7:25

battle in Braveheart with, you know, and

7:28

you had to have the

7:31

spray that had the alcohol in it

7:33

to get your locks undone so you

7:35

can put the keys in. Yeah. A

7:38

huge thing that I saw up north

7:41

was that a lot of

7:43

the Teslas weren't, they weren't holding

7:46

charges and they were taking like

7:49

six hours to charge out of

7:52

the elements. But the battery function,

7:54

the sub-zero temperature. And it was

7:56

so funny because it was this

7:58

huge article. On

8:02

one of the local news things and

8:04

they were basically saying that this is

8:06

one of the I think that's no

8:08

flurries in the panhandle and

8:13

But there's a lot of people that a lot

8:15

of different people that made this this claim where

8:17

the the electric vehicles were Enable

8:21

to To

8:23

hold a charge and then they should It's

8:27

not this thing on Instagram and

8:29

it was the space station and

8:31

it's like minus 492

8:34

degrees and they've got these giant

8:36

solar panels that you know

8:38

the power this thing has been up there for 28

8:41

years obviously

8:45

And I'm thinking yeah, but you're a lot closer

8:47

to the Sun to you know like right,

8:51

I'm sure if you had a Tesla with a

8:54

You know retractable thing

8:56

that was you know

8:59

Dodging satellites. I'm sure you'd get a

9:01

much better charge than you would down

9:03

on planet Earth Hopefully

9:08

this is probably about halfway through winter

9:10

right now, right? I'd say so hopefully

9:12

we're Paying the

9:14

price now speaking about halfway through

9:17

how about that? I'm a caucus

9:20

Well Done

9:23

I guess you watched I guess you

9:25

watched a little news today. Oh, no,

9:27

I did I actually What

9:30

was I watching? It

9:34

was watching the football game it was it

9:36

was halftime number,

9:39

no, I was watching I was Man,

9:42

I was watching the Tennessee basketball game That's

9:45

not a good message Tennessee put that no

9:47

Tennessee played at this So

9:52

yeah, well, so I mean Everyone's

9:56

talking about the Santa's coming second, but did

9:58

you see that the margin? Did

10:00

you see how many people did you see how

10:02

many people actually got out? 100,000

10:05

hundred grand. Yeah. I

10:07

mean that many people showed up at Arrowhead

10:10

right I

10:14

mean come on man. The 2020 caucus was 188

10:19

or something like that. So it's almost half Terrible

10:22

weather. I thought that telling thing to

10:24

me was that of the people

10:26

that showed up that they polled 66% of the

10:28

Iowan caucus goers Were

10:37

Absolutely convinced that Trump was

10:40

our president That he

10:42

had well, then they should also know that

10:44

he's precluded from running again Yeah, that's what

10:46

I don't understand how you can say that

10:48

in the same is just like I I

10:51

I absolutely understand that you can only run

10:53

for president twice and But

10:56

our guy he won and

10:59

that's why I'm here to make sure that he wins

11:01

again, right? So

11:05

the board Genesis crowd were taught yeah,

11:08

well, that's the whole thing like if you're

11:10

like he could run as Trump Like

11:15

he could say, you know

11:17

the election denier is Donald

11:19

Trump But we're

11:21

gonna run this time is Borg

11:24

Genesis Trump then

11:27

It's a completely because he's

11:30

allowed to run then because it's really

11:32

not the same person No, cuz you're

11:34

completely modified, right? And

11:36

I think he's Pfizer's that he would

11:38

be born Genesis Pfizer

11:42

Trump, right which is

11:45

a much cooler looking hat Better

11:48

t-shirts like that your front I'd put that

11:50

bitch in my front yard. I'd put that

11:52

sign on my front yard Vote

11:55

for Borg Genesis make that vision

11:57

is great. Yeah Yeah.

12:02

So, but

12:04

don't you think that it's

12:07

a little too early to- when you talk about the

12:09

spread, it was a 21- does Santa's 21- a Haley

12:11

19 and change? So

12:15

it was less than a two-point margin between

12:17

them. No one was close

12:20

to Trump, but- Well, now they're going

12:22

to New Hampshire where Haley's

12:24

like seven, eight points off. I

12:26

saw that. But, you

12:28

know, the thing about New Hampshire is-

12:30

and he's already on it-

12:33

is she was actually a little bit

12:35

closer, but like 10 days ago, Trump

12:38

started to see that she was making some

12:40

ground. And he put a

12:43

little money into it and a little bit-

12:45

his group said, well, yeah,

12:47

because the

12:50

Democrats and the

12:54

liberals and the unattached,

12:57

everybody else will vote for Haley. And

13:00

it's really not going to show

13:03

what the Republican- but

13:05

then DeSantis is

13:07

like six, right? Let's

13:10

see here. So this is Iowa, Iowa results,

13:12

and DeSantis was 21.25 and Haley 19. It's

13:19

not bad for $159 million to come in there. Yeah.

13:24

What did he- DeSantis dumped what, 30- what did

13:27

we do? Let me get the number here,

13:29

son. I'm saying DeSantis,

13:31

this is of course all of his- all that

13:33

super PAC money, you know. 35 million. He's

13:37

at about a buck, bucks 30. Oh,

13:41

in total, yeah. Ramaswamy

13:46

realized he was just giving himself a good time.

13:49

Well, the Vanguard BlackRock people

13:52

said, dude, you said you

13:55

could do something here. You know

13:57

how this guy became a- billionaire

14:02

He brought three drugs to

14:05

trial They

14:07

all pass and he never patent or

14:09

produced any of them That's

14:12

that's his claim to fame That's

14:16

what I want if I want

14:18

a president what I want to

14:20

somebody that that is basically done

14:23

nothing Right accomplish

14:25

nothing in life well,

14:27

the thing that's weird is I

14:31

Wouldn't pull a lever for DeSantis,

14:34

but DeSantis has a Record

14:37

of of public service being

14:39

in politics. Where and what's kind of

14:41

become the new? the

14:44

new sexy trend is We're

14:47

done with Washington man. We want

14:50

someone who's never run anything

14:53

successfully Which

14:55

that logic escapes me completely the

15:00

notion that In

15:03

some way, but if if it

15:05

was still the standards of 1966

15:10

we actually had to have a government course

15:12

to get out of high school. That's one

15:14

thing but nowadays It's just like not not

15:16

now. Yeah, these people don't even I mean,

15:19

they'll even know what the fuck but

15:21

even on you know, the the Democrats

15:23

were flirting with that path to with Andrew

15:28

Yang, uh-huh and

15:30

it was Yang was good like we had

15:32

some Equation

15:35

thing that he was but

15:37

that was the same as Bernie Sanders man

15:39

people like anybody that wants to

15:42

pay off the college loan

15:44

shit Really

15:49

So I go to

15:51

Harvard and I live in

15:53

Milwaukee Like

15:57

see my whole thing is this First

16:00

two years you go to school. That's

16:02

all core courses. You can stay

16:04

at, you know, Sunshine

16:08

Garden Community

16:10

College and take your,

16:12

your English 101, comp, I mean,

16:14

all that. Yeah.

16:17

If you're just chasing the paper, but you

16:20

know, if you get into a good program

16:22

and you want to

16:24

learn under the masters. Are

16:26

you going to learn anything of those? Now

16:30

it's not to your, your third year is

16:32

when you start to take your core courses.

16:35

Well, it depends. Yeah. I mean, it depends

16:37

what, if you're, if you're in like a

16:39

BFA program, like my daughter was looking for

16:41

bachelor of fine arts, um,

16:44

that's good. Oh, that's like 95 credits

16:47

in your major and only like 20

16:49

in core. So you're loaded with your,

16:51

whatever you're getting, whatever you study, dance

16:54

or theater or whatever. That was the same

16:57

as when I went to Tennessee. I wanted

16:59

to be an art major and it was

17:01

just like, you know, you immediately get, you

17:03

know, there's no, your electives are, you

17:06

know, as you've got very few electives.

17:09

Whereas, but I'm just saying like a

17:11

normal, a normal kid, like some, some

17:13

kid that goes, huh, you

17:15

know what, man, I'm going to go

17:17

to Tuscaloosa man. Cause I like bamboos

17:20

football team. Dude,

17:22

you live in Florida. Just go to Florida.

17:26

No. And I would take the loan

17:28

out. All right. So instead of paying 18 grand, you pay

17:30

90,000 good for you. And

17:32

now you want me to pick up that? No.

17:36

No. And I don't think that's the answer

17:38

either the bailout stuff. Um, but

17:42

you know, the way to go would be, and

17:45

it gets a little hairy because of private institutions

17:47

and whatnot, but you

17:49

can definitely pass legislation that

17:53

governs what you're

17:55

charging, what a university's charging

17:58

for your per credit. versus

18:01

what they're spending per credit.

18:03

So they can bring costs

18:06

down. It's almost like

18:08

medicine. It's exactly like medicine as

18:10

a matter of fact. Boy, they've done

18:12

such a good job dropping that shit down.

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Well, but hold on. But one of the

18:16

things that Obamacare did that people don't talk

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20:16

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can basically kind of

20:22

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20:24

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20:26

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20:29

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20:31

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20:34

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20:41

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20:49

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21:12

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21:14

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21:20

medical loss ratio. Right. 85%

21:23

of premium dollars spent on medical care. So

21:26

there you go. So yeah, but

21:29

if they look at universities through

21:31

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21:33

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21:36

spending would

21:39

have to be capped then that would

21:41

naturally bring down the cost of tuition.

21:44

So I don't believe in the government. I don't believe

21:46

in my paying for someone else's education but could definitely

21:48

bring costs down. Then we could

21:51

look into things like a

21:53

$1.4 trillion budget, $900 billion of the being

22:01

defense spending. Right.

22:03

You put more over

22:05

to defense. Yeah. You know

22:07

you mentioned your gynecological degree. Are there, and

22:09

I'm not

22:15

ribbing here, are there

22:17

any's and outy's with

22:22

the vaginal part? There

22:24

is the well-known

22:26

hoodie clitoris. Right.

22:32

But I felt, I didn't stick around long enough

22:34

for the conversation. My daughter, this is what, you

22:36

know, you had a son. Okay. So this, you

22:38

guys talk basketball, you talk call of duty. I

22:41

talked a lot about some puss. Not

22:43

in the context.

22:47

My oldest daughter runs down, she's back from

22:49

college. She's like, do you know if there's

22:51

any's and outy's for vaginas? I'm like, what

22:53

are you talking about? She says some videos, she's showing my

22:55

wife. I said, I don't want to see. Now my little

22:57

one's run upstairs checking to see what she's got. So

23:00

I said, you know, I'll be in here making a roast

23:02

beef sandwich. But yeah, some people

23:04

look like they've got a scalpel, a

23:06

scalpel cut. And other ones look like

23:08

they've had an IED go

23:10

off between their legs. Yeah,

23:13

but it's, of course it's

23:15

the formation of the body. So there's differences.

23:18

But any and outy to me meant like

23:20

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January, Kevin. You know what this means. Of

24:32

course, the NFL playoffs are here, and we're going to cover

24:34

that. But it means the Amis.

24:36

I figured I'd start with some awards

24:38

show talk. Did I tell you my

24:40

problem with award shows? No, no, no.

24:45

So your lions, I

24:49

got to say, I think they'll

24:53

coast to San Francisco.

24:55

I think our divisional. I'm

24:58

worried about Tampa. No, I don't know. I

25:00

mean, they look good, but they looked good

25:02

against a Philly team that quit four weeks

25:05

ago. Yeah, but at

25:07

the same time, they were

25:09

able to get pressure on the

25:12

passer. And

25:14

that's when golf has problems when he's

25:16

under pressure. I think if

25:18

they get a step, if they need

25:20

to do the exact same thing they

25:22

did with the Rams establish a run,

25:25

go to play action, get

25:27

a couple of scores, then have the

25:29

defense knuckle down. Because

25:32

the last time we played Tampa Bay, we

25:35

beat them, I think, 20 to six.

25:39

And then which was the least

25:41

amount of points that Tampa Bay scored. And

25:44

then I mean, Tampa Bay coming

25:46

into the playoffs beat Charlotte

25:51

9-0. You

25:54

love that Charlotte, can you? I

25:57

Love the Charlotte. I Love the

25:59

Charlotte. mm. I. Have to

26:02

think who flies a Carolina I

26:04

hate was when they tried. It

26:06

affects the Tennessee Titans at the

26:08

Tennessee Titans are fucking There are

26:11

Nashville. Do the Nashville Titans and

26:13

National titles. Will

26:16

I'm gonna? I'm Gonna put the

26:18

lines in San Francisco in the

26:20

Nfc Championship. I think that. Oh

26:23

yes as lovey that know love

26:25

is. A

26:28

Green Bay's a wide say what I've

26:30

heard as as your Wife surveillance. That.

26:34

Look good. Me:

26:36

Of they look good in a i told you what was

26:38

going to happen. Someone's. Get it. If

26:40

thou doesn't get out to the lead it's over.

26:42

They can't. They can not play from behind. And.

26:45

Dac while he's a good quarterback, is not

26:47

a great quarterback. His numbers at the into

26:49

Daves wanted seventy yards when you but. They.

26:52

Would chase and thirty points for all that plane

26:54

at the Imo. even I was in yards or

26:56

that will yeah that with that was not. That

26:59

that's. The that final score

27:01

was like you know, The.

27:06

Green. Bay was in the life room

27:08

showered with or so South Africa. the

27:10

press conference they were down to ever

27:12

gonna win. A

27:15

school pursue. This

27:17

before but they had to have for third

27:19

downs with no defense out there, Rams or

27:21

a lawyer, the and and when when the

27:23

I see side Daves is or more interesting

27:25

to me. I

27:28

would have said buffalo. I would

27:30

say I would say buffalo. Except.

27:34

Is that so? This.

27:37

Is when I love so that I

27:39

put it at vi weapon instagram thing

27:41

up. Notices. Just

27:44

the score of as fuck yeah. So

27:46

I guess of it as some guys,

27:48

some guys as a man. from

27:53

buffalo a know if tomorrow for

27:55

most adults you possibly know where

27:57

i'm coming from i said The

28:00

little difference between losing four

28:02

straight fucking super bowls and

28:05

never even being in a super bowl,

28:10

you know, it's just like, come

28:12

on, man. There's that, I mean, yeah, I

28:14

get it. The heartache of losing four straight

28:16

super bowls is miserable, but

28:21

at least it's just like you were there. You

28:24

had four straight years of Super

28:26

Bowl parties with your team and

28:28

your arm and thinking, what? If

28:32

I woke up in the, in the lions, I

28:35

think I would just lay in bed and

28:37

the fetal position because

28:40

I know that as soon as that's over,

28:42

it's going to be that look at, look at

28:45

the sky, Leonardo. Oh, by the

28:47

way, did you hear about the asteroid? What?

28:51

Yeah, you know, the asteroids we'll see

28:53

it here right after, but right about

28:55

game time. Oh, that makes sense. So

28:59

what do you think? All right. So take

29:01

more. It's Buffalo in Kansas city first. What's

29:04

happening there? And they're at, so

29:06

they're at Buffalo. Yeah.

29:10

Um, I don't understand why

29:12

it snows

29:15

in Green Bay and the

29:18

stadium gets completely buried

29:22

and it's like they have a system

29:24

that they just, the entire town comes

29:26

down and it's just like the

29:28

old, the old putting out a fire gimmick back

29:30

in the day with the buckets. I

29:33

mean, I think that Green

29:35

Bay, the green, green Bay would have started clearing

29:38

the field at like two 30, you

29:42

know, get game day. So

29:45

that that's one thing when your own team,

29:47

and then when the mayor, I mean, the

29:50

governor of New York says, I can't be

29:52

on the roads. She can't be on the

29:54

roads. I think, well, that's nice for the,

29:56

for the guys that need to get treatment

29:59

and everything else. at the facility.

30:01

Now they're out getting pulled over

30:03

because they're like, what are you

30:05

doing out? I've got

30:07

a playoff game tomorrow. I've got to get some

30:09

treatment. You can't get that done at your house?

30:13

No, not so much. Pretty much you have to go to

30:15

the Trade Center. So I'm

30:20

gonna go with Buffalo. Yeah,

30:23

I think so. I

30:25

think that I'm sure that, I

30:28

mean, Alan is so turnover-prone,

30:32

but I just, I got a feeling. I

30:36

just think that the

30:40

Chiefs just don't have it this year. It's

30:42

just not the same team. Agreed,

30:45

but the thing that the mighty

30:47

equalizer in some of these games

30:50

is weather. And I

30:52

know by me, I'm supposed

30:55

to have this snow event Thursday

30:57

night. I'm sorry, Friday night into Saturday.

30:59

And I don't know if that's gonna

31:01

extend as far north as Buffalo. Because

31:04

if I'm getting 3 inches here, they're getting 12 up

31:06

there. So

31:09

I don't know if it's gonna be another shitty,

31:11

you know, we're one stupid fumble in the fourth

31:13

quarter. I don't think they'll take 12. They might

31:15

get it, but they won't be able to take

31:18

it all. Oh,

31:20

yeah, it's tough taking 12 inches. I'd

31:24

rather take just the three. Just call it

31:26

a day. I

31:28

prefer to take none. But I don't

31:30

think that's an option when you live in Baltimore, I

31:32

think. Buffalo, rather. The

31:36

second game is we got the Ravens. Yeah,

31:39

yeah. What

31:42

do you think about that one? You

31:46

know, my

31:48

thoughts on Baltimore are

31:51

my losses every time I bet on them

31:53

trying to cover this year. So

31:57

As good as they've looked at certain times, they just seem

31:59

to be. Couldn't seem to cover

32:01

the goddamn five points or four

32:04

points that I needed. So.

32:06

I'm. So. I

32:08

know now. The. Minnesota. I mean give

32:11

him. A good team. They.

32:13

Could do it. By. This I see.

32:15

I just don't have a Buffalo

32:18

San Francisco if you can make.

32:20

Baltimore. Have to

32:22

throw the ball. Fifty

32:24

over fifteen times. You.

32:28

Get you can be the beat them. I've.

32:32

I think and is he the

32:34

maybe I might maybe portion say

32:36

do a happy higher here rape

32:38

if if if overthrow the boy

32:40

team times you can't you can't

32:43

beat them. Frisco.

32:46

In Buffalo? What was that they met

32:48

right? that they were. they were one

32:50

of the. The Ninety

32:52

Nine. These Super Bowls wasn't. Dallas

32:56

had. Buffalo. Two

32:58

years To of those four years,

33:02

And Ninety Two And Ninety three. And

33:07

then San Francisco. Now.

33:10

The Giants were one of them. Also, giant

33:12

buffalo. Maybe. It wasn't for scan

33:14

anywhere. So. That's what

33:16

I think arsenal first to ebay is

33:18

a vessel officials well as days of

33:21

his intellect that they had the right

33:23

words to say. My favorite Every Super

33:25

Bowl for now. So.

33:29

The. Montana and then than Steve

33:31

Young says yeah I know as

33:33

as as I think that the

33:35

the. I

33:38

think fresco. I think that, sir. I.

33:41

Think the quarterback Tim can do

33:43

you get a get a couple

33:45

good shots. I that make a

33:47

decision is he's kind of small

33:49

for Nfl quarterback. Yeah.

33:53

Yeah, you do need some size. gonna be

33:55

able Daves though is Carla heard? he. Got

33:59

a party miles. We were murdered my up

34:01

or. You. A

34:03

any money on playoff games or

34:05

as a to work too unpredictable

34:07

to high charge y axes. I

34:09

actually put the blade somalia the

34:11

lions and I got a i

34:13

got rate for souza game was

34:15

over A civil rights you know

34:17

when issue they got and this

34:19

is really matter. As soon

34:22

as a Tampa Bay Tampa Bay.

34:24

Beat. Them it was six. As a

34:27

last time I checked it was six

34:29

a half. So.

34:31

Sorry One of our for the for

34:34

this week. Yeah ah so it's it's

34:36

lions plus six and a half a

34:38

allies for six. Years

34:43

I to keep it under a touch

34:45

people people that that that are are

34:47

friends of mine that went to the

34:50

game. Said. That it

34:52

was was so. Def.

34:54

Name. And. And Ford Field. And.

34:58

That's kind of his that's always

35:00

had a feeling. Of.

35:04

An arena. You.

35:06

Know like uses it. Getting six

35:08

and a half the is the

35:11

choice giving. Oh giving okay

35:13

hands inside and Tampa's taken at

35:15

all. Balls. Off the phone

35:17

that. but now the Dagger. Six and a half.

35:19

So. With. Of not

35:21

not twelve nominated for issue and

35:23

made me feel to get their

35:26

bad. Ruby can take twelve. You

35:28

know when you really take twelve

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36:35

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36:37

order it then we can cancel it do

36:39

we ever do that no we always say

36:41

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36:43

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37:52

did you see the numbers that peacock

37:55

did on that on

37:57

that by game I was

37:59

a little annoyed Lloyd by the fact that it's restricted,

38:01

just a streaming makes it tougher to get a

38:03

but know what? what? what? What were the numbers?

38:06

Ah okay, that one of it's they bring it

38:08

up. What'd they do? Dogs. As

38:10

tall as alright though, I knew

38:12

it was close to thirty million.

38:14

They're like nothingness touch that I

38:16

am. I the only one that

38:19

watch the stream. And. Thought

38:21

that the stream was off.

38:24

Like. Optically felt. A

38:27

little bit like of Acid

38:29

Trip. Like. There is of

38:31

times were just wasn't. It.

38:34

Was it is clear? is that like

38:36

the next game I watched with was

38:38

just advice knows. I

38:41

was in our eyes the broadcast that I

38:43

saw they had it on in the restaurant

38:45

in the lounge world or I was eating.

38:48

And. It looked ok. See.

38:50

That garbage Imo. Damn. save. he

38:52

has some lag. I have some

38:54

lag and mine into. Here's another

38:57

is her. See Why am I

38:59

want to think thirty six point

39:01

five million households watched the Lions

39:04

game which is the most as

39:06

the Superbowl. While.

39:13

Sober. We are the citizens of Detroit and

39:15

dangers that this is a city that's gonna

39:17

burn the goddamn city. Downright if they get

39:19

a they didn't burn it David and burn

39:21

it down. This

39:25

is as they were kills me I

39:27

sensed it. I really think the why

39:29

I watch a game that I have

39:31

like completely. They get the you give

39:33

me a clipboard and I gather I

39:36

I'm I'm I'm I'm in. An

39:39

I'm some I'm watching the game,

39:41

but I'm so emotionally invested. Sure

39:43

that my brain is like. A

39:47

minute. Ahead. so.

39:51

I. Don't remember fucking Los Angeles.

39:53

Taking their third time out. Okay,

39:57

So we get the ball

39:59

back. Other the. Note:

40:02

Note: Know pass interference call

40:04

I'm a fuckin' Samoan fucking

40:06

Android who I found out

40:08

later I was. Was. Born

40:11

Genesis. Season.

40:13

Second Vacant Advocate. Ah,

40:15

I'm. And.

40:18

We we. Threw it is the.

40:21

Sewer. To earn our boy

40:23

before same he picks up

40:25

the first found. At.

40:27

Thing I saw how said that we

40:29

go up with we taking the. Swerve.

40:32

What? Was that

40:35

they had a time I thought the a time

40:37

out of thing like we're going to give the

40:39

ball back with the. Am.

40:42

The events of Looked Down and

40:44

they can translate. There's nothing there

40:46

might have. As

40:48

as they do it again. As.

40:50

You look at it is you do the

40:52

math. You like this for years over. And.

40:55

Late but it was so

40:58

anti climatic because. I

41:00

was in a complete summer. A new no

41:02

fucking. Depth. Charge Fucking Group

41:04

Drill For Thirty Seconds Zero.

41:07

Make one of. The

41:09

their can celebrate with them. Not

41:11

to say a rowboat. Some I

41:13

gathered it was over with say

41:15

that would have been the most

41:17

her rent this call in the

41:19

history of hey we're not fall

41:21

facilitate took a knee it's not

41:23

a clock says dropping taking the

41:25

in. The. Surface throw the

41:28

ball three times. Welcome

41:34

to talk about only ultimate small

41:36

know he was podcast sharing with

41:38

my own to fall. Season

41:41

two thousand and that nicely a

41:43

suicide. Apple Tom always like Adidas, even John

41:45

as you interact as if me that I

41:47

was with those people Because when your eyes are

41:50

closed and someone is president, stab you in

41:52

the chest enough to really just sit there And

41:54

I cannot be so I was in good

41:56

hands on June the now is your own. Area

41:58

The parties involved. Stockville on YouTube

42:00

or wherever you listen. Well

42:04

Mike M was watching or listening or both

42:06

last week and he said Kevin said that

42:08

AEW having

42:10

a new car smell was

42:12

absolutely spot on. I've been saying that for

42:15

years. Once the smell is gone, it's just

42:17

another car or in this case another wrestling

42:19

promotion. Also Shawn Yeruso

42:21

impersonation was great. Absolutely

42:24

was. Change in the fucking drink

42:26

holders knocks that smell out

42:28

too. Oh

42:32

the smell of it's

42:34

silver and copper. I

42:38

believe the quote Kevin and I never forgot

42:41

it was, and you send

42:43

somebody to pick me up

42:45

in your wife's Hyundai with

42:47

change on the seat. Fuck

42:51

man. Might as well have

42:53

her drawers. They're

42:57

hanging maybe, airing out over

43:00

the rear view mirror. Somehow

43:02

tied to that hand thing over the glove

43:05

box. Have

43:11

you ever seen video

43:14

clips of how

43:16

people will drive and

43:20

the person that's in the passenger side will

43:22

put their feet up on the dash

43:25

of the car and

43:27

they get a mark fender bender and

43:30

that airbag goes off and their knees

43:32

end up over the back of

43:35

the airbag. It gives them

43:37

a little extra flexibility. Every

43:40

time I've seen people and they

43:42

put the bigger guys

43:44

sometimes across their legs, I'll

43:46

be like, you've got to put your

43:48

feet flat please. It's

43:51

not comfortable. I guarantee

43:53

you it may not be

43:56

comfortable. It will be if

43:58

we do get especially like up. The

44:00

New York man says i.

44:03

Love her but buffet of offer

44:06

New York is that whole Ninety

44:08

Five ruins I'm We were leave

44:10

with his signing at the older

44:12

easy to have you arena and

44:14

wait and Scott I had. Been

44:17

a. Cake were doing with they

44:19

be hog are one of those

44:21

but it was him to the

44:24

Bronx and. It. Everywhere we

44:26

first they did the Gps

44:28

said. No.

44:31

Two. Hours and eleven menacing at

44:33

four hour drive. Them.

44:35

In just unbelievable says it's

44:37

is why the most frustrating

44:39

things about being appears is

44:41

that. You. Can see your destination

44:43

if you stood on a. House

44:46

tall enough that it's gonna take you

44:48

two hours to get over there are

44:50

there. So we were we deserve maybe

44:53

of their and of the that they

44:55

took that Marissa that was across the

44:57

bridge in Brooklyn. Hours like

44:59

the Home court. Because.

45:01

They had to go out of the yards with

45:03

of the field there. And of

45:06

when they were the mental and or the at

45:08

life. Yeah there. And then.

45:10

But it. Wrestle. Can

45:12

was as I think the

45:14

Hilton or the shit I

45:16

was assured that was and

45:18

I'm not kids do. It

45:20

was like is seven or

45:22

nine miles from the front

45:24

door of the Merrier to

45:26

this shirt and and it

45:28

was an hour and thirty

45:30

minutes. How easy name is

45:32

he as yes. You.

45:35

Cross over into New York, even the

45:37

boroughs Brooklyn or Queens or a than

45:39

yours You definitely Reviews: am single myself

45:41

like. How is it

45:44

takes? When. Was

45:46

this Brooklyn Bridge built and I

45:48

don't think when it was bills

45:50

it was for so hold this

45:52

many trucks and cars for this

45:54

law. He had our

45:56

to say like. near east

45:58

river crossings you and not

46:01

to go into the geography lesson here, but you've got

46:03

the Brooklyn Bridge, you've got the Manhattan Bridge, Williamsburg Bridge.

46:06

You have a lot of opportunities to cross, and every

46:08

one of them is a nightmare. Yeah. So,

46:12

K-Dog 23 said, this is the

46:14

first time I was genuinely impressed

46:16

with Florida Man Jersey guy. I

46:19

was stumped. Well done, Mr. Nash.

46:22

I think it was a, I think it was a, was it

46:24

a Ladies Edition last week? Well, we had

46:26

the nuns, and I

46:28

said that Catholicism makes it. That's right.

46:30

Makes it, and of course,

46:33

the woman that wanted to kill, she wanted to

46:35

sue them for having the pumpkins. We'll

46:38

see how you do this week. Russ Brewer, I

46:41

just want to say thank you guys for making me smile at least

46:43

once a week, both of you. Around this time

46:45

last year when my mom had a stroke, the

46:47

trolls kind of got on me. You ripped into

46:50

them. She unfortunately passed in April after a series

46:52

of more strokes, but this show has helped me

46:54

get through. I hope you both have a better

46:56

New Year, and please keep it up for life.

46:58

All right, Russ. Sorry to hear about mom. Yeah,

47:00

sorry about your mother. Glad you were with us,

47:02

and we could do a little something for you.

47:05

Don't let the trolls get you. Darren

47:08

Sparks, I don't care about the awards, but

47:10

I will say I have the utmost respect

47:12

for great art. Season one of True Detective

47:15

is still the best season of

47:17

TV I've ever seen, and hopefully the new one

47:19

will come close. The new one is what, Jodie

47:21

Foster? Jodie Foster, yeah. I'm looking forward to that.

47:23

My wife actually is going to watch that

47:27

one. Is that up yet? No,

47:30

I think it's coming up.

47:38

Oh, this is HBO, right? So they do the one... Yeah. They

47:41

don't dump the whole thing. Wesley

47:43

was saying one episode is up from Sunday, so

47:45

they do want it to happen. But sometimes they

47:47

don't let you...they won't let you

47:49

go to...they won't let you stream it. They won't let

47:51

you power bench it. Right.

47:54

You have to wait every week. Yeah, yeah. Like

47:57

it used to be, but we all forgot that we

47:59

had to. had to wait till next week to see if

48:02

Ross loves Rachel or whatever.

48:04

Yeah. I mean, it

48:07

used to be if you didn't DVR

48:09

it, then you didn't, you know, before

48:12

that I'd be able to put

48:14

a VHS in and set the

48:16

timer. Right. You didn't, you know.

48:19

And then it went to DVR. And there's a

48:21

power outage in your phone. Yeah, then it went

48:23

to DVR. Now at least you've got... So

48:26

I finished last night was

48:28

the final Fargo. So

48:30

I watched the last episode of Fargo

48:32

last night. So

48:36

Wesley get on that. Chaotic.

48:40

Chaotic, maybe. Well, the

48:42

people who spit mist have grown immune

48:44

to the poison. If

48:47

you watch the new great Sequoia

48:49

vids, they had

48:52

before her debut, Muda

48:54

was bottle-feeding her poison mist after

48:57

he found her on the mountain.

49:01

So there's our answer. The

49:03

slow immunity built up

49:07

to the poison mist for the

49:09

spitter of said mist.

49:15

That pronounced Sequoia, right? Just

49:18

the fact that it was on a

49:20

secluded mountain tells me it's probably bullshit.

49:24

That's what tipped you off, right? Yeah.

49:27

That just sounds a little hokey. I was

49:29

with them the whole time, but those

49:32

secluded mountains of Japan. Yeah.

49:35

Yeah. It's... Poor

49:37

shit. Your favorite

49:40

shirt brother says, Hey fellas, it's the

49:42

three minute orgasm blue chew guy. Just

49:45

call me Louie in St. Louie. All

49:48

right. Fun fact, wife's been ill and

49:50

I had to pause my blue chew subscription.

49:54

I thought for sure you were going to

49:56

say, but boy, her sister. I

50:01

destroyed my wife's functionality

50:03

completely. So I'm moving

50:05

on. No, I guess this is why, seriously, if

50:07

you had to pause the goddamn monthly subscription, well I

50:10

hope she feels better. He said, did you know how

50:12

easy it is to do that?

50:14

One click of a button, Bluechoo

50:16

is the greatest service. Well this

50:18

household, from Louis, from St. Louis'

50:20

household, is on

50:23

fire and big time fans. We

50:26

feel you. We feel you, brother. The

50:29

way the

50:33

different medicines

50:35

have a three year life

50:38

on them. So if you

50:40

just so have— Stockpile, right? Yeah, always stockpile.

50:43

You never know when the zombie apocalypse, man.

50:46

The last thing you want to do is,

50:48

right before they kick the door and not

50:50

be able to get

50:52

it up just because of nerves or

50:54

something. Right. You

50:57

imagine if you're Borgenis— Borgenis'

51:01

Bluechoo? Borgenis'

51:04

Bluechoo Cialis.

51:06

What is

51:10

the generic is— what is it? Cialis

51:21

is generic, man.

51:24

I don't know the

51:27

drug contained within, but

51:29

those are the active ingredients in Bluechoo. Yeah,

51:31

I mean if you're inoculated

51:33

and you're on the Bluechoo, you'd be

51:37

a monster, man. You're tearing it up. Maybe

51:39

that's what Louis got going on. Click

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52:23

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52:25

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52:27

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52:31

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52:33

timeline went up. What's next Steve? What are

52:35

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52:38

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52:41

maybe. Maybe we'll do the WCW timeline

52:43

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52:45

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52:48

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52:50

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53:37

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53:39

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53:41

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53:47

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53:49

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54:57

see on, well, give me this. Let me see

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on on Buffalo. Yeah, six and a half. Yeah.

55:02

Let me see the spread on on

55:05

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55:08

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55:11

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55:13

the bottom zone. What's,

55:16

what's the Houston? It's

55:19

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55:22

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55:24

would, I would, I'd be comfortable with a

55:26

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55:30

you want to see the Texans? Yeah.

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Three. No, what is it? Nine and a

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with you guys this football season.

57:18

And it's not over. The

57:20

playoffs are here. I think that I'm

57:23

going to go with Dom on that

57:27

Houston game. I

57:30

think I'm going to go with Steve with the... I'll

57:32

take the Packers a nine and a half. Packer

57:37

nine and a half too? Yeah.

57:43

So many points. Packers

57:46

score. They

57:49

can run the ball. See,

57:53

this is one of the... This

57:57

is where Vegas makes all their money.

58:00

you back. Exactly.

58:02

No matter

58:04

what happened all year long. Yeah. You

58:07

know, the Roger

58:10

Stone assassination tape is

58:13

getting interesting where

58:15

he apparently, according to

58:17

news sources that I'm reading, is calling

58:20

for the assassination of

58:22

Nadler and two

58:24

Democrats. And you know, now with

58:26

all this AI, I think he's gonna go with

58:28

the AI defense because his voice

58:30

can be put on anything now. And

58:32

I hear Gorilla Monsoon and Hulk Hogan

58:35

voice AI shows on

58:37

YouTube. I thought it was going on

58:39

the Penguin from

58:42

Batman defense. It's got to

58:46

look a little bit there. But

58:48

the FBI is investigating. Kev,

58:51

I hope you never have the FBI investigating

58:53

you. That's always a proof. It's never a

58:55

good thing. I was

58:59

working a little illegal

59:03

deal down in Atlanta. And

59:09

let me put it this way. As I came

59:11

to my senses after the

59:14

flashbang grenade in front

59:16

of me was a large black man

59:18

with a blue

59:21

windbreaker with an

59:24

FBI stencil on

59:26

it and a shotgun

59:28

pointed to my head. I thought you were

59:30

gonna tell me you woke up and I'm

59:32

Ed Johnson in your room. So what's this?

59:34

Alright, so this is Atlanta. So this is

59:36

first WCW run? Oh

59:40

no, this is what brought

59:43

me into Atlanta. This

59:46

is how I went

59:48

from this arrest to

59:53

working with Cheetah. Okay,

59:55

that's right. The Cheetah Club. The

59:57

gentleman's establishment. There

1:00:02

was this place called the American

1:00:04

Muscle Factory, I think. It

1:00:07

was on Johnson Ferry Road. And

1:00:10

there was a couple of guys in

1:00:12

there, bigger guys, but they

1:00:14

were all business guys. They worked. And

1:00:18

the first time there was this

1:00:20

guy that killed Eastern

1:00:23

Airlines flight attendant,

1:00:26

his name was Kevin Cash. And

1:00:31

so I'm doing upright rows. I'm in the

1:00:33

gym. I've been in town maybe a month.

1:00:37

And they come in and cuff me, take

1:00:39

me out. And

1:00:45

they take me down and I've got to do

1:00:47

the lineup the whole bit. And

1:00:49

they put me in the lineup because

1:00:52

the guy at the front desk

1:00:55

checked the guy in. And

1:00:58

they actually did the thing like they do on TV. You

1:01:01

don't see anybody out there, like number four.

1:01:05

And you know... Wait, you're taking

1:01:08

in because you're mistaken? I'm

1:01:10

Kevin Cash. Somebody

1:01:14

called. And

1:01:17

they called from that fucking...

1:01:22

from the gym. The

1:01:26

thing was on TV that the

1:01:28

person used Kevin Cash. I

1:01:32

was kind of like just a

1:01:35

loner that didn't hang out with

1:01:37

anybody. I just started showing up in the gym.

1:01:39

I was a 300 pound guy. And

1:01:44

I guess the strangler killed

1:01:47

her. The real

1:01:49

Kevin Cash. Yeah. And

1:01:54

so I got out of that. And

1:01:57

then some

1:01:59

work is... at this American legal thing,

1:02:01

it was a prepaid legal thing,

1:02:04

it was a scam. And

1:02:08

these guys are

1:02:10

trading across the hallway in

1:02:12

this giant building. And

1:02:15

after the FBI

1:02:17

arrests, they see him take me out

1:02:20

in chains with

1:02:22

the shackles and the

1:02:25

whole office, I think, is all out. This

1:02:28

guy's like, Jesus Christ, that fucking

1:02:30

guy again. I

1:02:33

would have left Atlanta, by the way. It

1:02:36

was me, you know, so then I... What

1:02:39

are you getting arrested for? You're

1:02:41

glossing over what's illegal in this

1:02:43

operation. American legal, como sigama, what

1:02:46

is it? Okay, so

1:02:48

the pretense was that you're

1:02:50

five times more apt

1:02:53

to end up in court than

1:02:55

you are in a hospital. Everybody

1:02:57

has medical insurance, nobody has legal

1:02:59

insurance. It was a

1:03:02

coast to coast legal

1:03:04

thing where if you got pulled over

1:03:07

in Jackson, Mississippi, you'd

1:03:09

call, you'd have your number and

1:03:11

they'd have legal service

1:03:13

in moments. So

1:03:20

we put it

1:03:22

on late night TV and

1:03:25

then we took it on the franchise

1:03:28

circuit. Now the franchise

1:03:33

circuit, we sold it, and

1:03:36

it's called Take One Advertising, which

1:03:38

is no longer something. If

1:03:41

you remember back in the day that every restaurant

1:03:44

you went into had an

1:03:46

American Express card

1:03:54

thing where you could get an American

1:03:56

Express card on top of the cigarette

1:03:59

machine. And

1:04:01

you would go in there and you would

1:04:03

take that and you would fill it out and

1:04:05

you would send it in and on the back of that

1:04:07

there was a code. And that code

1:04:10

would be safe. If that was my

1:04:15

stand, then

1:04:17

that code would pay... The credit you. And

1:04:20

America's Freshman charged 70 bucks

1:04:23

and I'd get 35 and

1:04:26

America's Freshman would get 35 and

1:04:29

then every year that they would

1:04:32

renew it, you got 20 bucks.

1:04:36

So you got a residual income. So

1:04:38

basically what they did was these

1:04:41

very smart young gentlemen that

1:04:43

I was working with put

1:04:47

together a presentation that

1:04:49

basically is

1:04:51

the perfect thing that you can do

1:04:53

to be successful as a criminal in

1:04:56

America is sit

1:04:59

down with a husband

1:05:02

and a wife and

1:05:04

show them how they can sit on their fucking

1:05:06

ass and get rich. And

1:05:10

when you did the

1:05:12

$500,000 installment,

1:05:16

we threw in a Yugo. That

1:05:18

way your kid could go out

1:05:20

and fill the

1:05:22

pamphlets. And

1:05:27

so we were going

1:05:30

to the franchise things.

1:05:32

I was just muscle basically. But

1:05:35

I would always take

1:05:38

all the cashier's checks and

1:05:40

I would FedEx them. Where we were at FedEx them,

1:05:43

we'd go to the next town at FedEx them. Well,

1:05:46

each time that you use

1:05:51

the mail service, that's considered

1:05:54

mail fraud. And each

1:05:56

one of those is a seven year

1:05:58

settlement. sentence. And

1:06:02

you've mailed out how much? Seven

1:06:05

times what? What's the skid ratio

1:06:07

on your prison

1:06:10

sentence here? When they

1:06:13

sat me down the first time and

1:06:15

questioned me, I just,

1:06:17

I mean, I did as close as

1:06:20

I could to Sling Blade. I mean,

1:06:24

obviously, I'm just,

1:06:27

I'm just muscle. Played

1:06:29

the big mental defective way. I'm here to get these

1:06:31

guys laid. They pay me good, but

1:06:38

not that good. I don't

1:06:41

understand what you're saying. And

1:06:44

spend a little time and

1:06:46

finally everybody rolls because everybody

1:06:49

always does. And

1:06:52

I got out and

1:06:55

the guy that served me,

1:06:57

like, we all

1:06:59

got out on bail, the guy that served me

1:07:01

for my court date. His

1:07:04

name was Peter Both. He had, he came

1:07:06

and got me and took me to

1:07:08

the cheetah. And

1:07:11

I walked in and I started work that

1:07:13

next day at the cheetah, which

1:07:16

I would later meet Barry

1:07:18

Windham, which would later get

1:07:20

me into the business. But

1:07:24

the kicker is that the guy that

1:07:26

was, that was behind this

1:07:28

case was a guy named Doyle

1:07:30

Alexander. And he was like

1:07:32

the district, like the prosecutor

1:07:35

in Atlanta at the

1:07:37

time and years and years go by.

1:07:39

And I'm in the Ute, I'm in

1:07:41

the Salt Lake Airport. I think I'm

1:07:43

with Scott. I

1:07:47

think I'm with Scott and Shawn Michaels.

1:07:51

And we're walking and

1:07:53

there's this guy with his wife and kids.

1:07:56

He's just smiling. I'm like, man,

1:08:00

I know I know this guy, but I can't place

1:08:02

him." And he smiled and

1:08:04

he just says, he goes, he

1:08:07

shook my hand, he goes, I knew I was

1:08:09

right about you. He goes, I'm

1:08:11

so proud of you, man. He goes, you probably

1:08:14

don't remember me. He reached into his

1:08:17

hand to me and I looked at it and said,

1:08:19

Doyle Alexander. And he

1:08:21

was high, high, high up in the

1:08:23

justice system. And

1:08:27

funny side story to that is when I

1:08:29

met my wife, one of the

1:08:31

first luncheons we have, you

1:08:34

know, I'm trying to be the play

1:08:36

down that I'm not, you know, because when

1:08:39

I came into town, like there was almost like

1:08:41

a bidding war because there

1:08:43

was these different drug factions that were

1:08:45

moving coke that wanted me to work

1:08:47

for him and

1:08:51

his muscle. And

1:08:54

I always, I mean, I've always

1:08:56

carried a gun. So

1:08:59

I remember one time something happened. I

1:09:01

remember, I maybe flashed a gun at some people that

1:09:10

were gonna fuck this guy up and owe him money. That

1:09:12

was a guy that I knew. I

1:09:15

can't remember, but something like that. And

1:09:21

so my wife had heard that I was trouble, but like

1:09:23

I was kind to her.

1:09:26

I took her to Sea Water Lilies at Monet, you

1:09:30

know, so she figured maybe she'd give me

1:09:32

a chance. And I mean- A gun-toting, sensitive

1:09:34

art major. About

1:09:37

the third, their third

1:09:39

lunch, fucking

1:09:43

guy sits down in a fucking

1:09:45

Herculean, fucking sports coat,

1:09:47

fucking puts a card between

1:09:50

us on the table. She

1:09:54

says, just want to make sure you know we're keeping

1:09:57

an eye on you. It was so

1:09:59

and so special. agent FBI

1:10:02

and my Tamar looks down and

1:10:04

sees this fucking card

1:10:07

from the FBI she was the guy gets up

1:10:09

she goes why is the FBI

1:10:11

watching you I said I

1:10:13

don't know I think it's probably some shit that

1:10:15

happened in Detroit and

1:10:19

this is all related to the scam you

1:10:21

were all in ball it's all that shit

1:10:23

yeah this is great

1:10:25

Kevin I'm so proud of

1:10:28

you because I

1:10:31

always talk about the time in wrestling where

1:10:34

the characters quote-unquote

1:10:37

were so closely connected to

1:10:39

the off-the-wall edge

1:10:42

of the world lifestyle that these guys

1:10:44

lived if they didn't find wrestling to

1:10:46

tether them to the earth they would

1:10:49

have gone right over a cliff the

1:10:52

law or or in

1:10:54

C block right

1:10:57

that's what I mean yeah this this was

1:10:59

the only thing to give you guys legitimacy

1:11:02

so I'd like to hear the story of

1:11:04

a man on the edge that that uh that

1:11:07

finds solace in the wild and

1:11:09

woolly world of professional wrestling there's

1:11:12

a little alliteration for you Kevin

1:11:14

I'm for the tap out I thought for sure

1:11:16

I was gonna I

1:11:18

mean there was no

1:11:20

way when I left Detroit I mean

1:11:24

not when I got basically got smacked

1:11:27

my coach and all that shit I thought like fuck

1:11:30

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1:11:35

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1:11:39

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1:12:21

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1:12:44

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1:12:50

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1:13:00

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1:13:03

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1:13:05

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1:13:09

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1:13:11

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1:13:13

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1:13:17

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1:13:19

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1:13:21

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1:13:23

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1:13:25

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1:13:51

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1:13:53

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1:13:55

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1:13:57

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not before the dance moves that we're looking at

1:14:03

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1:14:21

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1:14:27

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1:14:29

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1:14:31

mean... Oh

1:14:36

right, yeah well... This is

1:14:38

obviously before auto tune maybe? I don't know.

1:14:40

No, this is... There's

1:14:43

a deal that we

1:14:46

send these... Tyra's and I send these back and

1:14:48

forth and this, grant each other. There's

1:14:50

one where he's telling these guys to

1:14:54

get their shit together and everything else. And when

1:14:56

he wigs out on his band. And he turns

1:14:58

around and goes right into the microphone with his

1:15:00

face. He's the same, so on that one that's

1:15:02

very good. I probably send it

1:15:04

to you. You

1:15:06

may have. Alright, that today,

1:15:08

we did not get very far into the volume.

1:15:10

Well I don't want to... The

1:15:12

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1:15:16

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1:15:19

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1:15:22

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1:15:25

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1:15:27

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1:15:29

you said you exchanged hellos with him,

1:15:31

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1:15:40

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Do anything different. Can

1:17:09

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point something out to people. Okay,

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there's a wheel on the back of that,

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okay? And that wheel

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say that you do the side of

1:17:32

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1:17:35

you want your kind of

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1:17:42

might taper it up by your temples

1:17:45

at a two. So now

1:17:47

we can go ahead and take that down and

1:17:50

throw us up. But anyway, it's

1:17:52

so my

1:17:54

buddy, I've been talking to him,

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talking to him, talking to him. I said, dude, I said, you

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1:18:26

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1:18:34

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1:20:38

lions here two real

1:20:42

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1:20:45

Florida man one an antique committed

1:20:48

by a Jersey guy so here are the two

1:20:50

headlines in no particular order first one man

1:20:53

wearing underwear around neck

1:20:56

to protect his face

1:20:59

found prowling near $7,000

1:21:01

bonsai tree theft what

1:21:04

going on there and

1:21:07

the other headline man assaults

1:21:10

woman over surface lot

1:21:12

parking spot at Disney

1:21:14

Springs the

1:21:17

first one man wearing underwear around neck to

1:21:19

protect his face found

1:21:21

prowling near a these Springs is

1:21:23

Disney says Florida it's

1:21:26

located in Florida the

1:21:29

park is correct so

1:21:33

that so you're trying to trick me I just

1:21:37

it's two activities

1:21:39

by two individuals on

1:21:45

the underwear around his neck to

1:21:47

protect his face trying to steal a

1:21:49

$7,000 bonsai tree I know for a

1:21:51

fact my because my wife bought me

1:21:53

a bonsai tree that there's a couple

1:21:55

bonsai tree places in Florida so I

1:22:00

I'm gonna say that bonsai tree

1:22:02

is Florida. Everybody comes

1:22:04

to Disney. The fact that it

1:22:06

happens in the parking lot means

1:22:08

that's just some asshole, New Jersey

1:22:10

fucker that wants to start

1:22:12

shit in the parking lot. You're

1:22:15

absolutely correct. What would make

1:22:17

a bonsai tree 7,000? Now in front of my

1:22:19

house, I don't have a lot of space, but

1:22:21

I do have in the center a large configuration

1:22:26

of bonsai trees. Now,

1:22:28

I don't know if they're talking about

1:22:30

the larger ones maybe. No, you gotta

1:22:33

have the tiny ones. Right.

1:22:36

My had $1.00 for God's sake. But,

1:22:39

you know, it's

1:22:42

the, you know,

1:22:46

because they're old too. They're

1:22:48

like 100 years old and they're like

1:22:51

two and a half feet tall. That much, I mean,

1:22:53

that seems outrageous. Anyway,

1:22:56

so let's go to see who was

1:22:58

responsible for this. It's almost like considered

1:23:00

artwork. Lee County

1:23:02

Sheriff's Office, a relative of 35-year-old Troy Stewart,

1:23:04

after allegedly being caught crawling near where two

1:23:07

bonsai trees worth $7,000 were stolen days earlier,

1:23:11

was wearing his underwear around his

1:23:13

face as a mask. How

1:23:16

lucky the Lee County Sheriff's Officers

1:23:18

were to encounter

1:23:21

him in Cape Coral, I

1:23:23

guess. And then, yeah,

1:23:26

I guess the hothead in Jersey wanted

1:23:28

that damn spot. Listen, I've been many

1:23:31

times to Disney Springs and those spots are hard

1:23:33

to come by. So

1:23:35

a man was arrested after he fought with another

1:23:37

driver for a parking space at Disney Springs and

1:23:39

hit her multiple times, according to

1:23:41

public documents. Anthony Natali, 52-year-old

1:23:45

from Brick, New Jersey. Brick

1:23:48

Tucky, I like to call it down there,

1:23:51

Central Jersey. So

1:23:53

well done, Kevin. He

1:23:56

should have just chilled out Anthony Natali, called

1:23:59

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Villa Park have a I saw an

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article woo talking about the weather earlier

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at the top of the show and.

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Something. We don't consider. I

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miss the snow in my travels this

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weekend, but when you are a. Professional.

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Wrestler. Who are

1:27:39

and Travel is basically what you're being

1:27:41

paid to. do. Your matches last about

1:27:43

ten minutes, but you travel is your

1:27:45

entire life. Arms Money.

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The miles? Yeah, especially

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gone back to, you

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know, the nineties. And.

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Before. When. You

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guys would get nailed. With.

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No, or even just bullshit

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like fog and you get a flight

1:28:04

that's delayed six hours. I Mean

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what happened this week? The workers

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this is this is the difference

1:28:11

between our era and this

1:28:13

era Uh-huh. Everybody was

1:28:15

stuck at airports Right

1:28:19

because they're flying They're

1:28:22

hubbing like they're at the

1:28:24

TV making the TV and then

1:28:26

going to whereas we

1:28:29

would be

1:28:32

like we might have landed in Newark two weeks

1:28:34

ago and We're

1:28:37

in Work,

1:28:39

you know You're driving

1:28:41

to yeah, we're cities.

1:28:43

We're yeah, we're 250 a

1:28:47

night away from there So

1:28:50

I remember one time We

1:28:54

were in we're in

1:28:57

Montreal and

1:29:02

I want to think we had With

1:29:05

TV coming up and I want to think

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it was in Burlington, Vermont And

1:29:10

we got the call like

1:29:14

at the hotel because everybody was at

1:29:16

this journey and like get

1:29:18

in your cars and get

1:29:22

Montreal is gonna get crushed

1:29:24

and And get there

1:29:27

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1:29:29

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H Paul was was my

1:29:40

my co-pilot Paul

1:29:43

is sick as fuck. We

1:29:45

stop and get like Everything

1:29:50

that you can get like he's got we're

1:29:53

buying Sudafed Day

1:29:56

Quill night Quill. I Mean,

1:29:59

he's. And he's.

1:30:02

Drinking. This shit. but he'll just

1:30:04

wrestling doses because he's sick or

1:30:07

the hell and he knows his

1:30:09

little worse. A Tv

1:30:11

so we're drive it. And

1:30:15

it's like. And

1:30:19

been snowing sideways and there's not

1:30:21

a car on the road. nor

1:30:23

should there be because only an

1:30:25

idiot would be other road. And.

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1:30:32

right hand lane. I. See,

1:30:34

I'm. Slap. It's

1:30:36

flashing lights and everything is up

1:30:39

like it's gone over the hill

1:30:41

and so takes is a while.

1:30:44

And I'm. Is.

1:30:46

We pressed. The.

1:30:48

Hill. I. See is

1:30:50

set up a plow. And

1:30:53

it. So now the if

1:30:55

if you're if if I'm driving and

1:30:57

this is my vision I see the

1:31:00

plow. Go. Across and

1:31:02

forces Synapse away. But is

1:31:04

it goes. Is is

1:31:06

it access to the middle of the road.

1:31:10

So I'm like ah fuck Mack

1:31:12

as we were account of. Follow

1:31:14

this ah this, plough it out

1:31:16

it was. So we're making some

1:31:18

time. So.

1:31:21

I'm probably going. I'm

1:31:24

a nightmare. Nothing crazy, but not

1:31:26

not bitch to that either. Pro

1:31:28

got fifty. Will.

1:31:31

This fucking snow plow.

1:31:33

When. It does is as it

1:31:36

decides to go across and

1:31:38

go up the other way.

1:31:40

It doesn't pick up a

1:31:42

snowplow, it leaves like. A

1:31:45

six foot wall of snow across

1:31:47

the middle of the highway because

1:31:49

it cut. A. Killer Frost horizontal

1:31:51

here I have a means

1:31:54

it's whiteout conditions and is

1:31:56

a white road and by

1:31:58

the time we realize that

1:32:00

the there's there's actually typography

1:32:02

in front of us. I

1:32:04

mean his sake we muzzle

1:32:07

had a cement and me

1:32:09

was the site wham so

1:32:11

we we have to smell

1:32:13

but his snow bank. And

1:32:16

the hear the car, the cargo

1:32:18

your movie. But.

1:32:21

We get through it you know and I

1:32:23

paper says slides a little bit the know

1:32:25

and. Paul. Was

1:32:28

kind of a cannibal gonna. three

1:32:30

years we are. I is it?

1:32:32

Yeah we're our eyes were drive

1:32:34

and were driving. were driving a

1:32:36

bus other. Forty five minutes of

1:32:38

this drive is not that far

1:32:40

from Montreal, them to Burlington and

1:32:42

of. All

1:32:44

the sudden, like I realize it. The.

1:32:46

Headlights start the it are certain

1:32:48

phase. And then

1:32:51

it was like the lights

1:32:53

on the inside. The car

1:32:55

said faith, the heat stands

1:32:57

for them like. We're.

1:32:59

So glad. So.

1:33:02

We get in the. In.

1:33:06

Vermont. And.

1:33:12

We. Were.

1:33:14

Driving and I said i suppose we we

1:33:17

had to get off the road. And.

1:33:19

I've I've look at isn't. That

1:33:22

the. Sinuses. Like motel.

1:33:25

hotel is like, you know, if there's.

1:33:30

Some. You know, Hansel and

1:33:32

Gretel Motel Hill and as

1:33:34

it so I I get

1:33:36

a. Good.

1:33:38

Off. And.

1:33:41

Get. To the top of this this

1:33:43

rapid as I'm going down the the.

1:33:46

The. Motel is dead in front

1:33:48

of us and as I

1:33:50

go and I hit the

1:33:52

V to this this ridge

1:33:54

fucking the lights and the

1:33:56

car cuts off. sizes

1:34:00

Take my foot off the brake. Can the

1:34:02

momentum get you in the lot? And

1:34:04

pray. And I mean, it's like,

1:34:08

I mean, we slide in and

1:34:12

we're probably, I don't know, four

1:34:14

feet shy of actually pulling into

1:34:16

a parking spot in front of

1:34:18

this motel. So

1:34:21

I go inside, I said, let me

1:34:23

go inside. So I'm ringing the bell,

1:34:25

ringing the bell outside, following, you know,

1:34:27

this, the typical,

1:34:29

you know, 1995 on the road. And

1:34:35

the person gets up and gives you that look like, you

1:34:37

know, the fuck you doing?

1:34:40

What do you think I'm doing? Just

1:34:42

looking for, you guys says, I got

1:34:44

one room. It's got a king size bed.

1:34:48

I'm like, we'll, we'll take

1:34:50

it. And,

1:34:52

uh, so I go out and

1:34:54

I said, we got a king size bed, man. I

1:34:57

said, see, says,

1:35:01

I said, I'll sleep on

1:35:03

the top. You know, we'll just, we'll just, you

1:35:05

know, we'll just, we'll just double heal

1:35:07

it. So I kind of

1:35:09

helped cause he's feeling like shit. I kind of help him

1:35:11

in the room and I get the bags and I take

1:35:13

them in the thing and, uh,

1:35:16

put the heat on and he

1:35:18

falls asleep. When I fall asleep, get

1:35:21

up the next morning with

1:35:24

a wake up call. And I call Davis and

1:35:27

Davis basically just

1:35:29

says it'll be like 35 to 45 minutes.

1:35:33

They're flat bedding us a new

1:35:36

car. Well,

1:35:38

while we were in Montreal,

1:35:41

I was me and double J went out to

1:35:43

a strip joint and somebody fucking

1:35:46

while we were coming back to the

1:35:48

hotel, somebody fucking size swipe

1:35:50

the whole side of the car. So,

1:35:55

um, the Lumina, the

1:35:57

Lumina. So the Lumina is the Lumina is

1:35:59

fucking take. Some damage. And

1:36:02

we have no less damage waiver other

1:36:04

so the guy pulls up his young

1:36:06

guy. I just go straight in the

1:36:09

cut the problem. Mother

1:36:11

fucking two hours ago is a

1:36:13

these videos for Ios Ios. Eight

1:36:15

pp flowerbeds up first as as

1:36:17

a opens a hood when he

1:36:19

gets up Thirty years. Oh he

1:36:21

goes with you guys. Hit that

1:36:23

snow bank. Is that the alternator

1:36:25

off. So just

1:36:28

like the oh snap the alternator

1:36:30

and I'm a how it the

1:36:32

I guess is other. ah. A

1:36:34

red maybe wasn't all the way. snap

1:36:37

it Anyway was A we were that

1:36:39

we should have died we should have

1:36:41

been on the say the died and

1:36:44

the. We. Got a brand

1:36:46

new car. Paul kind of kicked out

1:36:48

of his fever a little bit. we

1:36:50

gather they were with guess have breakfast

1:36:52

to sell we the waffles went to

1:36:55

T V was se. Ha

1:36:57

ca I wasn't so bad. Another.

1:37:00

Time We're in. Columbus

1:37:02

they have that Lemmy Se before you move to then

1:37:04

let me stay on this of the story. How

1:37:07

many guys make it to T V? Like.

1:37:11

I you do have half a roster

1:37:13

their oh, you're a lease yeah. That.

1:37:15

Leads cause a lotta guys. It. Everybody

1:37:20

loves Montreal because at the best

1:37:22

strip joints so is Everyone stayed

1:37:24

material and with you know the

1:37:26

says deal with the old let's

1:37:28

make the night that. That.

1:37:30

Sounds as a before rak that

1:37:32

we get to those a month

1:37:34

for our we're going to go

1:37:36

to Pure platinum so. I'm.

1:37:43

Were. In the. Columbus

1:37:45

and they've as they just opened.

1:37:47

Cozies have old St. John Arena

1:37:49

that was on the campus and

1:37:51

they open. I think it was

1:37:53

it. They're. Still car

1:37:55

center wherever was so. I've

1:37:58

got a. Buick.

1:38:01

Park Avenue. Green.

1:38:04

Leather soy. So.

1:38:08

Driver: with me as ross form and for the

1:38:10

that if of the debbie see that be a magazine.

1:38:14

And. We

1:38:16

get out and this

1:38:18

probably. Four.

1:38:21

Or five good inches on top

1:38:23

of our car. That

1:38:26

like fuck this man is

1:38:28

it. So. I

1:38:30

was taught me some divisive

1:38:33

worse case scenario will charter.

1:38:36

Some. A proper

1:38:38

turboprops. Tomorrow

1:38:40

and will get to. To

1:38:44

make you know to make T V. Animate

1:38:47

may get on the phone

1:38:49

Turboprop. As it so I

1:38:52

looked at it this is of

1:38:54

course. Pride cellphones

1:38:56

and slob doing the math

1:38:59

or my. Ass.

1:39:01

It's either for six hundred

1:39:03

miles somewhere that radius. Were.

1:39:07

Planes that accessible where you can get on the

1:39:09

phone and just get a. I.

1:39:12

Think it. May

1:39:14

was nervous is abby they had to make

1:39:16

see the it was with thunder so I

1:39:18

guess I was done whatever the has do.

1:39:22

I. Since like a minute drive

1:39:24

so clear the care of the

1:39:27

best I could we stopped at

1:39:29

White Castle. I got twelve double

1:39:31

cheeseburgers. And

1:39:34

Mcgraw said for we got some

1:39:36

fries and then I went and

1:39:38

bought a case of beer and

1:39:40

put it in the i have

1:39:42

a cooler. That.

1:39:45

With that. I would pack in

1:39:47

my bag was fabric as you can

1:39:49

fold it was he got. To

1:39:53

the airport for the first town he

1:39:55

pull a bitch out and then it.

1:39:58

And. them away always your dirty

1:40:00

clothes in and it was perfect. So

1:40:02

I boom I get the cooler put the beers

1:40:05

down put the ice on top I'm ready to

1:40:07

go. So

1:40:09

we take off and we get out on

1:40:12

whatever the road is we

1:40:14

go from Columbus to Evansville

1:40:17

and I you know if you've trampled

1:40:20

enough especially up in the north I

1:40:22

think most of the roads have a

1:40:25

ridge you know to them

1:40:28

you know like a natural ridge. Oh

1:40:30

left to right you mean yeah

1:40:33

you like a mound so if you go

1:40:35

yeah you go down the center line you're

1:40:37

the wind pretty

1:40:39

much keeps the snow off of that

1:40:42

that center mound. So

1:40:44

it's 70 miles

1:40:48

an hour I set the cruise on 60

1:40:51

I'm eating cheeseburgers and drinking beer

1:40:56

and we're like three hours

1:40:59

in three and a half hours in

1:41:02

and I'm like man I got a piss I said

1:41:04

how we on beer he says he

1:41:07

says he says he said this

1:41:09

he said that when's your 15th?

1:41:13

So I'm like alright in what amount of

1:41:15

time like three and a half hours so

1:41:20

I'm not getting drunk I'm just drinking. Does

1:41:22

it even taste good after six? Jesus

1:41:26

fuck yeah nice cold.

1:41:28

Nice cold beers, nice cold beer.

1:41:31

So we

1:41:36

decide we're we see this plass

1:41:39

off to the side it's

1:41:41

I think it's a mobile and

1:41:45

we get off and I've noticed like

1:41:47

way in the back like there's been

1:41:49

this car you know following us but

1:41:52

then we'd lose it then we'd find it kind of

1:41:54

catch up a little bit but I didn't

1:41:57

pay any attention to it. So

1:41:59

we get off get off the exit.

1:42:01

Now it's pretty shady

1:42:03

because none of this shit's plowed so

1:42:05

I'm going slow. And I get to

1:42:08

the side of this gas

1:42:10

station and it's

1:42:13

like an area where

1:42:15

you park trucks, but there's no trucks

1:42:17

there. So I say, I

1:42:20

wonder how slick it is.

1:42:23

So I take off and I'm going like 30

1:42:25

and I slam on the brakes and

1:42:28

the car slides quite away.

1:42:30

So I'm like, fuck. Like,

1:42:32

you know, like that's a 30. We're going 60 this way.

1:42:34

By the time I turned to Ross and say

1:42:38

that blue lights come

1:42:43

on. And

1:42:46

I'm like, Oh, fuck. And so the guy I'm

1:42:49

sitting there, this guy walks up, I put the

1:42:51

window down and goes, what

1:42:54

the fuck are you doing? I

1:42:57

said, what do you mean? He goes, what the fuck

1:42:59

are you doing? I said, I

1:43:02

was checking the skid ratio.

1:43:04

Because what do you mean? His rate ratio.

1:43:06

I said, yeah, I said, I

1:43:08

figured 30 miles an hour. I figured out

1:43:11

how much double that because I was going

1:43:13

60. Oh, no, no, you're going 65. I

1:43:16

wrote a big that card

1:43:18

that's been following you for the last two hours.

1:43:20

That's me. He

1:43:23

goes, I couldn't catch

1:43:26

you. I'm like, I

1:43:28

was in I'm like,

1:43:32

and he says, how many beers have you

1:43:34

had? I said, I had a couple beers

1:43:36

and applebees before we left Columbus. He

1:43:39

said, the answer

1:43:42

is one or two. You've

1:43:45

just won yourself a shot

1:43:47

at the breathalyzer. Now

1:43:49

all of a sudden, it's like, Oh, fuck.

1:43:54

I know I'm drinking 15 or 16 beers. Only

1:43:57

thing I've had is White Castle Bird.

1:44:00

and fries and I wrestled

1:44:04

you know I wrestled before I fuck

1:44:06

you know I'm nitro something

1:44:08

fuck when we get a

1:44:11

DUI it's gonna fucking suck so

1:44:14

guy makes me get out of the

1:44:17

car once I get out of the car now

1:44:19

I'm in the cold and it's just like fucking

1:44:22

I I'm free it's

1:44:24

freezing out so he gives me

1:44:26

the breathalyzer he tells me to blow into and I

1:44:30

he goes no blow into and I said fuck what

1:44:32

I got to lose so I blow

1:44:34

into it and he fucking looks at me goes point

1:44:37

zero two you're a quarter

1:44:40

of the way there and

1:44:44

I said well I

1:44:46

said okay I said well Ross

1:44:49

I said and Ross

1:44:52

a drink I said Ross you gotta

1:44:54

take the wheel man I said I didn't realize and those

1:44:57

those two beers that were still in

1:44:59

me an apple piece beer yeah so

1:45:03

the guy says alright he goes you

1:45:07

can't ride down the middle of the road I

1:45:09

said alright we won't I

1:45:11

said boy we can we've got to get to

1:45:13

Evansville for TV so he

1:45:16

leaves I go inside piss I'm waiting I wait

1:45:19

and wait the fucking guy sitting out there thinking

1:45:21

I'm refilling my fuck I'm getting another

1:45:24

fucking 12-pack oh like

1:45:27

fuck this motherfucker man

1:45:29

like I figure out

1:45:31

how much I've got like 212 miles

1:45:34

to go I'm gonna watch someone

1:45:36

I when I get there to

1:45:38

sit in the room well you're

1:45:40

only point oh to your skid

1:45:43

ratio was safe and your and

1:45:45

your add up to intoxication ratio

1:45:47

exactly so the guys

1:45:49

so the guy the fly the

1:45:51

cop pulls away I said he's

1:45:54

he's gonna they got a big red Hoodie

1:46:00

on I said he's gonna fucking

1:46:02

for sure. He'll see that. You know

1:46:05

while it's on I said so I Said

1:46:07

we'll go ahead and let Ross drive until

1:46:09

we'll switch and then lo and

1:46:12

behold we we went he was there We

1:46:14

passed him. I wish

1:46:16

I'd thrown an empty Adam, but We

1:46:20

we passed when we went up for Ross

1:46:22

where we drove 20 minutes. I'm like, all right Like

1:46:26

uncle with you driving fucking 40 miles

1:46:28

an hour raise

1:46:30

everything the wheel but

1:46:34

It's it's miraculous when you guys were

1:46:36

doing your loops throughout the Northeast or

1:46:38

even just like the Midwest Minnesota

1:46:42

and shit Michigan

1:46:45

It's amazing more shows weren't

1:46:49

canceled or I mean,

1:46:51

you know, you had substitutions on the card and stuff,

1:46:53

but There must have been some

1:46:55

that I mean, how do you do TV

1:46:57

with half your answer? You get all these angles written right?

1:46:59

You've been writing two and three weeks

1:47:01

out Because

1:47:03

you're advancing towards a pay-per-view or

1:47:06

something. You get a couple of

1:47:08

key people. Don't make it to the There's

1:47:11

no such thing is not making it That's

1:47:15

not new That's

1:47:17

why that that I think it was

1:47:19

Harrisburg Why when we were

1:47:21

late? Because we fucking stopped

1:47:24

and like head cracker barrel or something

1:47:26

Paul said Hucked them

1:47:28

over there. We're gonna fucking get so much

1:47:30

heat. I said Just watch

1:47:32

me man. Just follow my lead. I said walk

1:47:34

behind me and shake your head like What

1:47:37

was I supposed to do and I walked in

1:47:40

I just said who the fuck booked this mother

1:47:42

fine I just went off and they were just

1:47:44

like Well,

1:47:46

we were gonna say you're fucking fine, but

1:47:48

nobody's fucking got the balls the So

1:47:52

what were you what was your ruse

1:47:54

you were complaining who booked because you

1:47:56

got lost no, it was that fucking,

1:47:59

Pennsylvania turnpike man and fucking speed

1:48:01

limit's like 55 and it was

1:48:03

oh my god there was a fucking foot and

1:48:06

a half of snow and it was

1:48:08

like two tractor trailers overturned yeah

1:48:10

but I mean we just stopped

1:48:12

and fucking ate yeah like

1:48:15

two gentlemen fucking ate instead of having

1:48:17

a fucking and have instead of having

1:48:19

an ico probe bar you know stopped

1:48:22

and fucking had a little

1:48:24

hunk a little Uncle Herschel's

1:48:26

fucking breakfast with the extra

1:48:28

fucking teriyaki chicken like

1:48:31

a couple cups of coffee like you know

1:48:33

fuck like now the bologna and white bread

1:48:35

wasn't good enough for you yeah this is

1:48:37

where we're trying to catch a plane in

1:48:43

fucking Frankfurt like

1:48:45

there was a McDonald's in the Frankfurt

1:48:47

Airport we all

1:48:50

looked each other's think we got time to grab

1:48:52

a burger machos it fuck

1:48:55

it there's always another

1:48:57

plane they were like yeah

1:48:59

fuck yeah right but just like

1:49:01

get some burgers like

1:49:05

we were so just beat down yes

1:49:10

when you would fly when you would 90s

1:49:13

travel you weren't like

1:49:15

crisscrossing the country like in the 80s with the

1:49:18

a B and C shows like you can San

1:49:20

Diego one night in New York the next night

1:49:22

Montreal the next night so you would fly let's

1:49:24

say into like Newark right Newark

1:49:27

you'd land you'd have we do

1:49:29

Newark you do metal lands occasionally

1:49:33

we would do that there'd be

1:49:35

that that whole metal lands Union

1:49:39

Dale Boston then

1:49:42

the garden oh yeah

1:49:44

we sometimes we do that garden always

1:49:46

a Saturday night show you know we

1:49:49

do that we we but we'd

1:49:52

only usually do two of those the

1:49:55

one that was always was wasn't one

1:49:57

of the normal

1:50:00

three was the Meadowlands because

1:50:03

we would do... you

1:50:07

would do... it's a lot in

1:50:09

one area. Yeah, you do the garden, you garden,

1:50:12

and you do like go

1:50:14

to Boston, go to Baltimore,

1:50:17

Portland, Maine. Oh, you

1:50:19

go up as far as Maine just from the New Jersey

1:50:21

flight? You

1:50:24

drive your way up to... I've been from

1:50:26

New Jersey as far west as Yuma. On

1:50:30

just the Newark flight? Wow.

1:50:34

Yeah, just think about it. If you go... if you

1:50:37

land in Newark and

1:50:40

you do Newark...

1:50:42

If you're going west, you're talking about right?

1:50:44

Yeah, if you're west, so you go... so

1:50:47

you go Philly, Allentown,

1:50:50

Philly, then

1:50:52

Baltimore, then

1:50:55

work your way across Pittsburgh,

1:50:59

Pittsburgh to Cleveland, Cleveland

1:51:02

to Detroit, Detroit...

1:51:06

and these are like Detroit to St.

1:51:08

Louis is $2.99,

1:51:11

or Chicago, Detroit

1:51:15

to Chicago is $2.99, Chicago to St. Louis is $2.98. I mean,

1:51:17

it's just like... and

1:51:25

you would start... now you're... I

1:51:27

mean, you're at

1:51:30

the Mississippi, you're on your way over,

1:51:32

you know? Wow.

1:51:35

It's just... That's

1:51:38

remarkable. Yeah. And

1:51:40

it's, again, the thing that's

1:51:42

miraculous... I mean, this is the time before

1:51:44

cell phones too, right? So you're not booking

1:51:47

hotels on the fly in the car while

1:51:49

you're driving, you're pulling into a town. You're

1:51:51

pulling in, you

1:51:53

start... I mean, it's depending

1:51:58

on the size of the town. If it's

1:52:02

Baltimore, you know, you better start looking

1:52:04

for a hotel 20, you know, 20

1:52:06

miles out of town Right

1:52:10

when you're headed down yeah looking before you get

1:52:12

there looking And

1:52:15

it's just you know, it's it's

1:52:17

so much easier when you've got if

1:52:19

you got guys and you go to a red

1:52:22

roof Because you

1:52:24

can back right up Get

1:52:26

two rooms a joining throw

1:52:28

your shit in You're

1:52:31

set How are

1:52:33

you washing your stuff? Are you doing it

1:52:35

in the sink sink with will light right

1:52:37

shampoo? You

1:52:40

packing it wet or would it dry overnight dry

1:52:43

it over it? You take a

1:52:45

towel put it in the towel and

1:52:47

then squeeze it and then hang it

1:52:49

up by over by the Wall

1:52:53

unit heater. Mm-hmm Now

1:52:55

how much how much Personal

1:52:57

clothing are you taking you got your

1:53:00

gigantic boots? See what we did

1:53:02

was we we we finally came

1:53:04

up with a system where

1:53:06

we would bring five

1:53:09

days of work clothes

1:53:12

five days of Clothes

1:53:15

you got to realize a pair of black

1:53:18

jeans is three days Mm-hmm,

1:53:21

you know, I was always there was a teacher guy

1:53:23

right off the bat These

1:53:25

black jeans are better than blue

1:53:27

jeans. The only thing is fucking

1:53:29

don't eat mustard You

1:53:32

eat mustard you get on the black

1:53:34

jeans. You're fucked and Everywhere

1:53:37

those high techs You

1:53:40

know tucked in your pants

1:53:42

tucked into your high techs in

1:53:45

your fanny pack and

1:53:47

then you had your fucking your t-shirt and

1:53:49

some kind of leather coat the baseball cap

1:53:52

and off you

1:53:54

went How

1:53:58

you could reuse your You're washing

1:54:00

your wrestling gear. So you're reusing that well,

1:54:02

we would we would we would then we

1:54:04

went on a train We were

1:54:07

trained in four days In

1:54:09

a row and taking a day off so the day

1:54:11

off we go to the laundromat And

1:54:14

then everybody just washed your shit fold your

1:54:16

shit. You have brand new gear and

1:54:19

it was it was It's

1:54:23

just made the life Before

1:54:26

you'd have to CCM I

1:54:30

Fucking gear nothing

1:54:32

had wheels back then You

1:54:35

know You know, I see

1:54:37

this like chic would always are You'd

1:54:40

be in the line checking his bags

1:54:43

are to the shrugs, you

1:54:45

know It happens his bags in his hands Do

1:54:50

the shrugs turn everything into a

1:54:52

workout everything everything the lines of

1:54:54

blow standing on his head So,

1:54:59

yeah, and then if you're fortunate

1:55:01

enough quote-unquote to have a belt You

1:55:04

get to drag that bitch for a whole And

1:55:08

then everybody wants to look

1:55:10

at that Thank God nobody

1:55:12

had cell phones cuz then it would because

1:55:14

nobody you know, you'd have a cell phone

1:55:16

So nobody would take a picture with you

1:55:18

with the belt through the

1:55:21

TSA So

1:55:25

What about if you're if

1:55:28

you're in one of these snow storms are just terrible

1:55:30

conditions and you're gonna be late with

1:55:33

no cell phones you you have

1:55:35

to pull over and call call who

1:55:37

call the main office who then Gets

1:55:40

in touch with whoever the road agent is like, how

1:55:42

do you reach the building? Think

1:55:44

was always think was always great

1:55:49

Think was like it you just you

1:55:51

always knew that think what Get

1:55:55

the message to whoever

1:55:57

need be if got it, right if

1:56:00

he had to sit in the office still 11 o'clock

1:56:02

at night and get it

1:56:04

there, you know, but it was

1:56:06

just, we were, I mean, we weren't,

1:56:10

and you have to realize too, in

1:56:12

the same token, as bad as

1:56:14

the weather was, if you

1:56:17

lived in the Northeast in those times, it's

1:56:20

like at four

1:56:22

o'clock in the morning, major roads are

1:56:24

fucking salted. You

1:56:31

didn't go up anywhere in the Northeast, and we

1:56:33

spent two-thirds of

1:56:35

our time in the Northeast. You didn't

1:56:38

go into the Northeast and

1:56:40

shit not be, you know, once

1:56:46

you got off in Niagara Falls

1:56:48

and had to find a hotel,

1:56:50

yeah, it might be

1:56:52

the roads, it might be rough, or Buffalo

1:56:54

or something like that. What

1:56:57

about like just, like, how

1:56:59

did you follow like the

1:57:01

Final Four when you were on the road like that? There

1:57:04

is none. Could you see any of the

1:57:06

tournament? This weekend, because

1:57:08

I, you know, I view books, shit, I'm

1:57:11

at a Comic Con in Albuquerque.

1:57:15

When the lines kick off, I'll be sitting at

1:57:18

a table. Then

1:57:24

it was like that tenfold when you were doing

1:57:26

the road. You couldn't follow

1:57:28

your team, you couldn't see. So

1:57:31

you would get up the next morning. No,

1:57:34

we always had Sports Center. When

1:57:36

you get back to the hotel, you always had Sports Center. And

1:57:42

Sports Center was like, for

1:57:44

a sports junkie, like

1:57:47

me, was like, I mean,

1:57:50

it was uncut because I

1:57:52

didn't know anything. You

1:57:54

talking about fucking, it was summertime,

1:57:57

fucking I watched every baseball. clip

1:58:00

I mean it was like you

1:58:03

know that was it yeah yeah

1:58:05

I was thinking like you can't follow you

1:58:07

can't follow any it's literally your like you

1:58:09

couldn't watch the Grammys I know you're excited

1:58:11

about it like to me like the fight

1:58:13

like Emmys you wouldn't the first the first

1:58:15

four days of the basketball tournament I don't

1:58:20

leave my house I know I

1:58:23

mean that's just that's my that's my that's

1:58:25

my fucking jam right there no but isn't

1:58:27

it great when it kicks off and you

1:58:29

all fucking night you get four channels you

1:58:31

could have going oh all the TBS channels

1:58:35

that's just you know selling bastard

1:58:37

with my awards joke all

1:58:40

right we're back with ask Nash that's

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hashtag ask Nash if you want to

1:58:44

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in with that click this

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TV membership and come in

1:58:53

the house here like a lot of our friends

1:58:56

are doing pseudo Nim said

1:58:58

hey Kevin as a Detroit boy what's

1:59:01

your opinion on Bobby

1:59:03

Probert I believe flair used

1:59:05

to tell stories about him whenever he was

1:59:07

around the boy seemed like he could have

1:59:09

made the transition Bobby

1:59:12

was a badass Bob Probert Bob

1:59:14

you some like that anymore no

1:59:17

he used to come into the into

1:59:19

BT's into a strip club

1:59:21

I worked at a really

1:59:25

good guy did you

1:59:27

see him when you were a worker at all it seemed

1:59:29

like he was around the business a little just a little

1:59:31

bit I was more like Darren McCarthy was

1:59:33

was I was around there more

1:59:37

yeah do you think you could have worked in the ring well

1:59:41

no you know what he probably wouldn't have been able to pull

1:59:43

the punches yeah I know he was a

1:59:45

bit man those guys those the

1:59:48

guys that are the

1:59:51

forces knock here there

1:59:54

are different pretty guys anyway so yeah

1:59:58

can Chris Hibbler,

2:00:01

long time clicked this fan, lost my dad

2:00:03

to suicide around the same time you lost

2:00:05

your son and we all

2:00:07

lost Mr. Hall. I'm now homebound,

2:00:10

disabled. Kev, how

2:00:13

does it feel that some

2:00:15

people get their weekly inspiration

2:00:17

every Monday by hearing Sophia?

2:00:20

That's Tristan's band song. I

2:00:23

mean that's... I

2:00:26

mean I can't express so much. It

2:00:29

makes my heart feel. But

2:00:33

I really went when it doesn't get played

2:00:35

all the way through and people make comments

2:00:38

like you know like because they

2:00:41

want that. They want their their

2:00:43

their mix of Sophia. It's just like where's

2:00:45

my Sophia man? So

2:00:48

it's my wife still because that

2:00:51

was like

2:00:53

it was one of his go-tos

2:00:56

he would play around the house so she

2:00:58

can't... I

2:01:01

was downstairs the other night watching YouTube. I've

2:01:04

just gotten to work. Now I can sit

2:01:07

and watch him older. Hmm

2:01:09

yeah. In the

2:01:12

garage. WCW

2:01:18

NWO Collection. Have you watched

2:01:20

the documentary called Searching for

2:01:23

the Sugar Man about the

2:01:25

Detroit musician Rodriguez? Ended

2:01:29

up being a huge

2:01:31

star in South

2:01:33

Africa. Okay I have to

2:01:35

look for that. What streamer is it on? If

2:01:39

you guys haven't seen that's an

2:01:41

excellent documentary. Okay I'll grab it.

2:01:43

It's on Netflix. Yeah it's great.

2:01:46

All right what do we have in the live

2:01:48

audience? What do we have here? Brit,

2:01:55

hey Uncle Kevin. Sean My birthday is Monday

2:01:57

but my trip might be canceled because of

2:01:59

the storm. Could. You show the

2:02:01

girl some love. Happy Birthday in

2:02:03

advance will go and. We.

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Go In Britain! Or

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on the rhine from the gym our

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to different screen dak Prescott than Linda

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beginner. Oh months

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is a bicycle bell or right?

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was picture of when the

2:02:46

sun goes down. If you

2:02:48

know they're all, it's all

2:02:51

inclusive to make it's amazing.

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the first thousand a man.

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the eighties as in freeport

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of so flow. All.

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we get here know our i'm

2:03:09

sorry I was in Kingston Kingston

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2:03:13

Kingston capital for a. Couple

2:03:18

of the be destroyed

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lovely fuck him springs.

2:03:24

Etti p Any chance of making at a

2:03:27

time line with Nash? well you never say

2:03:29

never wanna tune a timelines but they were.

2:03:31

Certainly. A great series could happen.

2:03:34

Knows. Who

2:03:38

else in the live right? and and rocket

2:03:40

help you get a refund for that Chinese

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food at the Mgm. Now they they strain

2:03:44

that out, but it was just annoying to

2:03:46

have to wait for all those credits. For.

2:03:48

God Sakes. Rocky. Monroe?

2:03:50

What movie franchise do you think? Done

2:03:53

better with the prequel? I

2:03:55

personally liked. Back. to

2:03:58

the future too much more than first

2:04:00

same with home all you mean a sequel

2:04:03

so okay so which one was which show

2:04:06

which movie was a better sequel uh

2:04:08

I would say Terminator 2 I

2:04:11

would say for sure

2:04:15

aliens aliens

2:04:19

was better than first one uh-huh

2:04:26

Godfather 2 was very good I don't think was

2:04:28

better than one but I put I

2:04:31

put it close to the first one God

2:04:37

there aren't many

2:04:39

that's what I'll have to come back to I

2:04:43

don't know if I can give you that vote on home

2:04:45

alone I don't remember seeing the

2:04:47

second I don't remember I yeah I remember the first

2:04:49

Joe Pesci I don't remember the second second one

2:04:51

they were in New York I do remember it at

2:04:54

the plaza back to the future too I wasn't a fan

2:04:56

of Thomas Logan if Jonathan

2:04:59

Hensley's Punisher 2 hadn't

2:05:01

been 86 in 07

2:05:04

and Lionsgate had reached out to you to

2:05:06

come back as the Russian would you have

2:05:08

been game especially if they stayed true to

2:05:10

the comics with how the Russian returned oh

2:05:14

yeah absolutely it

2:05:16

was 86 because Thomas Thomas

2:05:18

didn't take the Thomas

2:05:21

wasn't gonna make it oh

2:05:24

okay Thomas said no desire to

2:05:26

make it all right from the audience

2:05:28

who can wrap us up here who

2:05:31

can wrap us up from

2:05:33

the live audience you can be part of that

2:05:35

live audience I click this TV comm join

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Brit and too

2:05:40

hard and fierce Kevin any interest

2:05:42

in voice acting I

2:05:45

absolutely just

2:05:48

a day in the studio no I was

2:05:50

I was with Vox forever and I just

2:05:53

I did a couple things I did

2:05:55

a big ten football thing a couple

2:05:57

other radio spots but No.

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