Someone's getting turned into fish food tonight. ----more----Opening/Ending Song - Last Ride of the Day by NightwishThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Nemecia, Peter, Noel, Dudermcbrohand, DeviousVacuum, Drashin, Matt, Dani

Can’t Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 33: It’s FOR FUN, Stop Thinking Too Hard

Jan 23rd, 2022 58m 54s

Today, Ilyon (attempts) to solve a murder. He also tries to frame me in being complicit for his dislike of Avatar.----more----Thanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Nemecia, Peter, Noel, Dudermcbrohand, DeviousVacuum, Drashin, Ma

Can‘t Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 31: Stop Being So British

Dec 20th, 2021 2h 22m

Oh, you and your british sensibilities, not letting you see cthulhu monsters.----more----Transformed AbigailAbigail FinalCurrent Tier List (Up to Salem)Thanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Nemecia, Peter, Noel, Dudermcbro

Can‘t Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 32: Wait, Moriarty ISN‘T The Killer????

Dec 20th, 2021 1h 17m

The bad nasty man maybe isn't as bad of a nasty man as we though.----more----SthenoRaikouLancelotEuryaleMarie AntoinetteYan QingPaul BunyanJaguar ManFionn MacumhaillFamily Tree by MashBlood WritingThanks to my patrons Flamel7, A

Can‘t Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 30: Can You Be Racist Against Sailors?

Nov 14th, 2021 1h 23m

Ilyon asking the important questions.----more----"Tituba"Cthulhu SpeakBook of EibonEvil CarterBird CarterThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Nemecia, Peter, Noel, Dudermcbrohand, DeviousVacuum, Drashin, Matt, Daniel Wilk

Thor-nament Arc - A Record of Ragnarok Podcast - Adam vs. Zeus

Oct 24th, 2021 1h 21m

The battle of a twink vs. an old fucked up gorilla has begun.I was unreasonably excited for this matchup, so much so that the reason why I got quieter in the back half is because I was yelled at for noise. lmfao----more----Opening/Ending

Can‘t Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 29: Wait, You Can‘t Do That, That‘s Illegal

Oct 11th, 2021 1h 23m

Hopkins: fcuk you----more----"Fun" VideoAbsalom WhateleyAbsalom Whateley MangaCirceCirce FaceCrossThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Nemecia, Peter, Noel, Dudermcbrohand, DeviousVacuum, Drashin, Matt, Daniel Wilks, Dan

Thor-nament Arc - A Record of Ragnarok Podcast - Thor vs. Lu Bu

Sep 26th, 2021 1h 25m

I've finally got someone to talk about this fucking manga with me. Joined with me is ZenScissors, who for once isn't hating himself during a podcast. Come for the ridiculous concept, stay for the ridiculous faces.This is going to be a very sh

Can‘t Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 28: *long beleaguered sigh* White People

Sep 20th, 2021 1h 24m

*extremely Guilty Gear Strive voice* Man.----more----Mysterious ManJeanne Alter Santa LilyThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Nemecia, Peter, Noel, Dudermcbrohand, DeviousVacuum, Drashin, Matt, Daniel Wilks, Daniel Rewcastl

Can‘t Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 27: Geronimo Spittin‘ Facts

Sep 9th, 2021 1h 24m

I won't post the tier list, but Geronimo moved up to A tier based on this brief conversation alone.----more----MedeaMata HariNe ZhaYoung GirlStrange GirlWeird ManTitubaTituba Manga Adaptation

Can‘t Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 26: Unlimited Detective Works

Sep 2nd, 2021 1h 38m

Time to solve THE ULTIMATE CRIME in the finale of Shinjuku!----more----Salter Ballroom DressJalter Ballroom DressRomeo and JulietDOGGY ANGYVery Extra StairwayDemon God BaelFamiliar LaughArmy of DetectivesCurrent Tier List (Up to Shinj

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 25: One Plus One Equals Planet Death

Aug 9th, 2021 1h 30m

The ultimate math: PLANET EXPLOSION----more----La Grondement Du HaineJalter ShinjukuThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Robert, Nemecia, Peter, Noel, Dudermcbrohand, DeviousVacuum, Drashin, Matt, Daniel Wilks, Daniel Rew

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 24: The Ruffcuts Crossover

Jul 19th, 2021 1h 18m

Bork bork.----more----Archer of ShinjukuCYBER BUTTERFLY ROOMAssassin of ShinjukuOther ArcherShakespeareRider of ShinjukuMotorcycle SaviorSalterCavall the 2ndThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Robert, Nemecia, Peter

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 23: The Great Big Wizard Off

Jun 28th, 2021 2h 6m

And so, Part 1 of FGO comes to a close. As a note, uh, I guess the files got slightly corrupted or something because attempting to do basically anything but export them caused audacity to wig out. So, the audio balancing might be wack and the

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 22: OH MY GOD HE'S SO GODDAMN COOL

Jun 13th, 2021 1h 34m

Anyone who's played FGO knows exactly what I'm talking about.----more----Archer GilgameshCurrent Tier ListThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Nemecia, Peter, Noel, Dudermcbrohand, DeviousVacuum, Drashin, Matt, Daniel Wilks,

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 21: It's the End of the World As We Know It

May 31st, 2021 2h 10m

And we mostly feel fine.----more----Lahmu "Speaking"Lahmu TranslationGolden King RemixGolden King Fate Stay NightBel LahmuWounded KinguBerserker UshiwakamaruTiamatMonster TiamatPiedro del SolPiedro del Sol Part 2GorgonTier List Upd

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 20: The Most Terrifying Goddess of Death

May 9th, 2021 1h 39m

We meet a god of the dead, and also Gilgamesh is a big moron. And then BAD SHIT HAPPENS.----more----EreshkigalTiny IshtarEreshkigal's Expression SheetAna HoodlessQuetz's ResponseShit Goes to FuckShit REALLY Goes To FuckShit EXTREMELY G

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 19: CAN YOU SMMMMMMEEEEEEEEELL WHAT THE QUETZ IS COOKIN'?!

Apr 25th, 2021 1h 21m

QUETZ IS GONNA BODY SLAM YOU FOR THE ULTIMATE HELL IN A CELL FOR HUMANITY----more----Ishtar's TempleInside of Ishtar's TempleQuetz's Shark SmileQuetzalcoatl's TempleIshtar Getting Super ExcitedCurrent Tier List (I've been forgetting to l

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 18: Your Bro Next Door

Apr 4th, 2021 1h 33m

And here is the episode where it reminds you that you're in the middle of a goddamn war.----more----Not So Great PlaceTiamatLeonidas Noble PhantasmGross ZoneUshi vs. GorgonLeonidas vs. GorgonThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Colo

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 17: The One In Which I Inflict Psychic Damage on Ilyon

Mar 21st, 2021 1h 45m

Meow.----more----UshiwakamaruBenkeiOld ManJaguar ManThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Nemecia, Peter, Noel, Dudermcbrohand, DeviousVacuum, Drashin, Matt, Daniel, darthnumbers, Victor J, and Lang for their support!You c

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 16: Here Comes the Dipshit Brigade

Feb 28th, 2021 1h 29m

We start up Babylonia and manman everyone is so fucking dumb----more----Creepy RomanBBUnknown WomanThird WomanIshtarEnkiduNorthern WallAnaEnkidu RevealGilgamesh CasterGilgamesh ArcherSiduri----more----Thanks to my patrons F

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 15: HE SAID THE THING

Feb 14th, 2021 2h 21m

We wrap up Camelot and man. MAN. Everyone is so fucking cool.----more----Everyone's Reaction to First HassanDendera LightGod Ozymandias is So Fucking CoolOZYMANDIAS IS SO GODDAMN COOLOzymandias Noble PhantasmCursed Arm UnsheathedDAJAKU

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 14: The One With The Monty Python Reference

Jan 24th, 2021 1h 45m

To be honest, I think we deserve an award for only making one reference 3 episodes into Camelot.----more----The Chant That I Could Not Possibly Do Due JusticeSherlockGalahadLord CamelotThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer,

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 13: Arash the Babysitter

Jan 10th, 2021 1h 49m

Well someone's gotta deal with all the spoiled brats of the round table!----more----Hassan of the Cursed ArmArashToutaSerenityShrine of AzraelFirst HassanThanks to my patrons Flamel7, Albis, Color Printer, Nemecia, Peter, Noel, Dudermc

Can't Escape from Watching Fate (GO) - Episode 12: Meeting the Fussy Handsome Boy

Dec 27th, 2020 1h 39m

We get through the introduction to Camelot, as Ilyon looks upon his mighty works, and does not despair!----more----SanzangAgravainGawainTristanHundred PersonasNitocrisLuciusOzymandiasOrthinopterSaruhanLion KingRushdLancelotLion