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Should I Call 911?

Released Wednesday, 17th April 2024
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Say goodbye to your credit card

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Walmart and Target, are pushing for

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a law in Congress to take

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away your hard-earned cash back and

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travel points to line their pockets.

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The Durbin Marshall Credit Card Bill

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would enact harmful credit card routing

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mandates that would end credit card

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rewards as we know it. If

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you love your credit card rewards,

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tell your lawmakers, hands off, my

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Durbin Marshall Credit Card Bill. From.

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Your friar to the table. It's a quick

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trip for crispy fries, but how about across

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go from prior to container to carrier to

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passenger seat across town during rush hour, down

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a short cut that wasn't all that sure

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to a doorstep before they had the table

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and that first bite the curse been a

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business at shirkers.com/ Delivery. Any

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political ads on the K-Pod do not

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represent an endorsement by the KidKratic Morning

1:05

Show. Thanks for understanding. Now, enjoy the

1:07

show. Big Al may not be known

1:09

as the most athletic. I cannot dance.

1:11

I cannot play basketball. Anything that requires

1:14

two or three things to happen at

1:16

one time, I'm probably not coordinated. See,

1:19

I can't even talk about being coordinated. He's

1:21

keeping the standards low here in Kid Nation.

1:26

All right, so check this out. Usually around this time,

1:28

we will get some text messages going, oh no, did

1:30

I miss my name being called? I will answer that

1:32

question for you if you're wondering. No. Okay.

1:34

Your name did not get called. Well, how do

1:36

I know this Big Al? Because all three called

1:38

back. That's because all three of our names called

1:41

back. Now, this is where it gets crazy. Yeah.

1:43

Who called back fastest? All three

1:45

were listening, but only one called faster

1:47

than the other two. And

1:50

that person... Is

1:53

you, Amanda Elliott? Congratulations.

1:56

Oh my gosh. Thank

1:59

you. Amanda what are you up

2:01

to this morning? I'm pulled

2:03

over on my way to work. That's right. What

2:05

do we do for work Amanda? Um,

2:07

I work at a non-profit heartworm treatment clinic in

2:10

Fort Worth Yeah,

2:12

you're working with puppies and animals Well

2:17

Amanda guess what you just want our Florida

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family flyaway We're gonna be sending you and

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three guests the trade winds

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Island resorts on st. Pete Beach,

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Florida's West Coast Where you

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can just let go Casual

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beachside to find dining and sanding

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your toes beach bars You will

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have your palate satisfied Of

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course, they have numerous ways for

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you to relax with several pools

2:41

including adult pools to put it

2:44

cabanas and cozy swing Hammon, but

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what makes them different trade winds has

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an activity center pirate shows dive-in movie

2:50

nights and something for the whole family

2:53

Plus adventurous activities like the three-story

2:56

high tide slide a floating water

2:58

park beachfront zipline Jet skis a

3:01

parasailing a pickle bar pickle

3:03

ball Sorry, and so much more and

3:05

Amanda Amanda check this out. You're also

3:07

getting four tickets to Bush Gardens Tampa

3:09

Bay This is Florida's thrill ride leader.

3:12

They combine world-class roller coasters in one

3:14

of North America's largest You

3:17

can check out over 200 animal

3:19

species including giraffes Rhino

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gorillas tigers penguins

3:24

snakes and Anna

3:26

butterfly ladybugs ladybugs There you go. Not

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really We didn't go

3:31

last year. We rode the hybrid coaster the

3:33

iron quasi. It was awesome. Yes And

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they also have a ton more like the cheetah hunt the

3:38

the Montu and the chic way and

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that is yours plus Flights

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to Tampa Bay and a rental car

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courtesy of visit Florida. Thank you. There's a

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Florida Amanda Who's coming with you on this

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vacation? My husband

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and two kids What

3:54

are their names? Peekin

3:56

and Gavin and my husband is Marshall. My

3:58

kids are going to I love the

4:00

rollercoaster. Yeah. No pun. Are

4:03

you telling me you're gonna sit back, relax, and watch them ride

4:05

them? Absolutely. I'm making

4:07

drinks. Thank you so

4:09

much for doing some of that. Well, Amanda, have

4:11

a wonderful day at work. Thank you so much

4:13

for listening and have fun on your vacation, okay?

4:15

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

4:17

You're welcome. Love you, Amanda. And

4:20

also shout out to Holly and Marina for calling back

4:22

as well. Your names are still on the drawing. We'll

4:25

do this again tomorrow morning, 740 Central, is

4:27

when we call out those three names. kidnation.com

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is where you sign up. All

4:32

right, Anna, we've been waiting all morning for this.

4:34

All morning? All morning. What happened

4:36

yesterday? Okay. What happened? What

4:38

happened? Why did you almost call 911? Well,

4:41

okay, so yesterday, my girlfriends and I got

4:43

together for a little girls' night. The

4:45

park by my house was doing a movie in

4:47

the park. They set up this huge inflatable screen

4:49

and they were gonna do a viewing of the

4:51

proposal. So we're like, oh, girls' night, this would

4:53

be so fun. We got wine, we got pizza,

4:55

we were gonna go to the park,

4:58

the weather was perfect. Like a

5:00

girls' night of dreams. So

5:02

before that, my three girlfriends came over to my

5:04

place and we were just hanging out, catching up.

5:07

You know. Free game. The pre-game, yeah,

5:09

you know, having a little, our first glass of wine, like whatever. And

5:12

in a very brief

5:14

moment of silence between gossiping, we

5:17

heard like a, bzz, bzz,

5:20

bzz. I was like, is that a

5:22

fly? A bee? No,

5:25

it was the biggest hornet I have

5:27

ever seen in my entire life in

5:29

the bee apartment. And our reactions was one of

5:32

my friends went to lock herself in the

5:34

bathroom. One immediately ran down the stairs. I used

5:36

myself as a human shield to protect Buster. And

5:38

I actually asked one of my friends, I

5:40

was like, do we call 911? Like

5:43

how do we get this hornet

5:45

out of the house? Oh my

5:47

goodness. Ryan's not home. We're

5:49

all panicking. And one of my friends was

5:51

like, no, no, no. We got this. We totally

5:53

got it. We don't got this. We absolutely do

5:56

not got this. Call 911 before hornet. So the

5:58

hornet, this was the mother of all. hornets

6:00

because it was the size of my

6:02

fist. I kid you not. A little

6:04

fist. For the first shot. And

6:07

so the hornet was like at the like you know

6:09

buzzing around the light bulbs we're like okay let's turn

6:11

off the lights and maybe it'll like kind of go

6:13

like I don't know we can try to like

6:16

shift it towards the front door and so

6:18

without getting stung. Right so we turn off

6:20

the lights because there's nothing scarier than

6:22

a free hornet in the dark. Yeah but they can't

6:25

fly in the dark. In the

6:27

dark yeah well it was also five o'clock so it actually wasn't

6:29

dark because there was a lot of light out still but regardless.

6:31

Yeah. The hornets like flying

6:34

around we're just like in sheer panic because

6:36

one of my friends is allergic to bees

6:38

so she's like I can't get stung. I

6:40

personally have never been stung and I don't

6:42

know if I'm allergic so that is a fear. What if

6:44

it's different venomous? It's a fear in itself I have no

6:46

idea and then one of my other friends that was there she's

6:48

a nurse and she said if you stop breathing because you get

6:50

stung there's nothing I can do. I was like great that's reassuring.

6:53

You can do a trache. You can do

6:55

a trache after an emergency trache. If she's

6:57

a nurse she should do it. Yeah well

6:59

so then the hornet is flying around turns

7:03

out it's like a little John fan

7:05

because it goes from the window to the wall and

7:07

then back and then back to the window and it

7:09

kind of goes like behind the

7:12

bee. Like you know how like you have the blinds and then there's

7:14

that like part at the top.

7:16

He hid behind it. That's his room.

7:18

Now it's out of sight and it's

7:20

not buzzing anymore so we're not a hundred

7:22

percent sure where along the blind it is

7:25

and if we pull the blinds up we don't

7:27

want to anger it because then you know what

7:29

I mean? Yeah we don't want an angry hornet. Right

7:32

and so my friends like I need a

7:34

really like tall cup so we can kind

7:36

of like trap it up against the

7:38

window. Right. You need a tall person

7:40

like Ryan but he's not home. He's not home. He's

7:42

not home and so the tallest cup that

7:44

I have is actually a souvenir Barbie movie

7:46

cup that I got from Callie when I

7:48

was in the house. Not the Barbie cup.

7:50

Is that good enough though? So Barbie's the

7:53

rescue. So we did successfully trap it

7:55

up against the window. Now what? Now

7:57

what? My

8:00

friend's like, I guess you live there now. She was

8:02

like, I need a piece of paper. I was like, I

8:04

literally don't have paper. Like I don't have a

8:07

printer. Like I don't carry paper anymore.

8:09

Thankfully I've been, I've been

8:11

scrapbooking. So I had scrapbooking paper

8:14

and I don't like my

8:16

fearless friends, Brittany and Leslie, they

8:19

were successfully get the scrapbooking paper under

8:21

the cup. We're like, okay, let's just like

8:23

slide it down and then kind of like

8:26

open that window next to it and let

8:28

it fly free. And so we

8:30

start sliding it down, but then there's like a ledge.

8:32

Oh yeah. Oh, not the ledge.

8:34

Sliding it and we hear it inside the cup. Now

8:37

he's mad. He's mad. He's ready to attack. He

8:39

was so mad. So like you scrapbooking paper me.

8:41

Yeah. So the hornet is just so mad

8:43

and so angry and I'm like on the verge of

8:45

tears and I'm like, what if it gets out? Like,

8:47

what are we going to do? I was really scared

8:49

of getting stung. So I put on my parka as

8:51

like a shield because I'm thinking

8:54

a hornet can't sting me through a

8:56

parka. No. So I put on

8:58

my parka and our plan was like

9:01

the two of them were going to like grab it

9:03

and slide it. And then I was on window duty

9:05

to like shut the window. Everybody's got a job.

9:07

Afterwards. And as I'm like there, I panicked

9:09

and I was like, I can't do this. And I like

9:12

retreat back. And my friend Leslie was just like,

9:14

forget it. So she just grabbed the cup and

9:16

just threw it out the window, like through the

9:18

cup, the paper and the hornet out the window.

9:21

We closed the window. What if it landed in

9:23

some old lady's house? We

9:25

were like looking out the window because the Barbie cup is

9:27

just like on the street. And I was like, thank goodness.

9:29

There wasn't a person just walking by in that moment.

9:32

Could you imagine? They would get a little girl

9:34

walks by a body. I thought you

9:36

like, so did the hornet. And then we were scared because

9:38

then we had to go to the movie to go to the

9:40

park, but I was like, what is this hornet seeking revenge? Finds

9:43

y'all like outside, but I'm so

9:45

happy to say that we live to tell

9:47

the tale. Wow. What is Paul Wall had been

9:50

walking by? It really would have been from the

9:52

window to the wall. That

9:54

is so scary. It was terrifying. I know.

9:56

So scary. How did it get in there?

9:58

Meanwhile, I don't know. There's a guy

10:00

on Instagram that literally grabs the wasp by their heads and

10:02

stuff and then coyote something. And then what does he do

10:04

with them? He lets them sting them. Oh, that

10:07

is weird. There's actually a form

10:09

of therapy as that. Don't do it. You do

10:11

beefing stuff. Don't do that. No, like for some

10:13

people it helps out with anxiety and stuff. Yeah,

10:15

not me. Well, do you guys want to

10:17

hear the poem I wrote about this? Yes. You

10:19

have a poem? Last night I was just so tortured by this whole experience

10:21

that I wrote a tortured poem. Okay, please. My

10:24

heart rate spiked. My fear disliked.

10:27

Your presence in my line of sight. You

10:29

buzz and flutter. My actions stutter. We caught

10:31

you in the window shutters. A

10:34

pink cup barrier suddenly superior yet

10:36

sheer panic worn on my exterior.

10:38

But in the spring we threw your wings

10:41

and out flew

10:43

the trace of you. And that's the

10:45

part that really stings. Oh, good. Good.

10:49

There's a singer in there. That's a torture

10:51

poem. I call that one. Be free. You

10:53

horrid be. Wow. Even though

10:55

it's a horn. I thought every time. Yeah, but it didn't rhyme.

10:57

I put on the window sill to survive. Yeah, I know. I

10:59

got a lot. I got a spider and a mosquito right there.

11:01

I be where we want it. I be and I glad you

11:03

survived. Coming up next. Good

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know. I don't know. I don't know.

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don't know. I don't know. I

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don't know. I don't know. I

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don't know. Okay. Okay. I'll

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