This week, Topher gets an elderly woman fired from Sears, Kristen makes up the phrase, “Owner Emeritus,” and then tries to explain how in the world she could still like Justin Beiber.

Where Should Kristen Go for Vacation?

Jul 25th, 2014 34m 22s

This week, our guest Gabe, argues for soccer, Jacoby Jones is in drag, and Kristen needs you to tell her where to go for vacation.

We Get Stood up for a Soccer Date!

Jul 12th, 2014 26m 53s

This week Kristen starves herself, the news gets smutty, and the show gets stood up for a soccer date. Ouch.

Topher Knows More About FIFA Than Kristen!

Jun 21st, 2014 29m 20s

This week, Kristen eats REAL food instead of just pizza, Topher knows more about FIFA than Kristen and Kristen uses the words "Biebin’ Baller."

Wait, the Spurs Are a Thing, Right?

May 31st, 2014 32m 9s

This week Kristen becomes a psychiatrist, Topher tries to remember who the Spurs are, and squirt bottles become a weapon.

Kristen Makes up a Horse Race!

May 22nd, 2014 41m 44s

This week Donald Sterling apologizes then gets super racist, Topher quizzes Kristen again, and then Kristen makes up some story about a horse race.

At Least We Both Love Justin Timberlake!

Apr 23rd, 2014 30m 21s

This week Kristen and Topher declare their love for Justin Timberlake, Kristen teaches Topher about going number two intentionally, and an American wins the Boston Marathon.

Blake Griffin Reads Space Jam!

Apr 16th, 2014 40m 35s

This week Topher runs tech for a show where Blake Griffin reads the script of Space Jam, Kristen meets Snoop Dog and doesn't run, and we discover who the perfect man and woman are.

Manny Pacquiáo Eats a Baby Duck!

Feb 10th, 2014 42m 53s

This week, Thiago Silva pulls a gun on his wife, Manny Pacquiáo eats a baby duck and Kristen gets caught in a snow storm.

Justin Beiber Was Caught Drag Racing!

Jan 24th, 2014 50m 36s

It's the battle of the century. Justin Beiber was caught drag racing while high as a kite and Kristen has no defense. Justin is definitely an awful person. Also, Topher is in Alabama and they are ALMOST in the same time zone.

Today We Mourn the Iron Bowl!

Dec 16th, 2013 49m 50s

It's been a month, but we're back! In this episode, Kristen and Topher weep over the Iron Bowl, Super Man is discussed in great detail and we find out about a great potential new coach.

Justin Beiber Is a Man Whore!

Nov 9th, 2013 43m 8s

This week, Topher makes a plea to people living near Nick Saban's wife, Kristen explains fantasy football, and Justin Beiber is a man whore.

He's Happy About Underwear Photos???

Oct 26th, 2013 47m 18s

This week, Topher can't convince Kristen that Justin Beiber isn't an awful person, Cristiano Ronaldo is happy that little boys are sending him underwear photos, and the Giants actually won a game!

Kristen Explains "Team Twerk!"

Oct 17th, 2013 42m 30s

So, apparently, Jason Collins has joined "Team Twerk," Kristen decides to talk about death to start out the show, and Topher is confused about how green shoes illustrate mental illness.