'UGLY DUCKLINGS' PLEA WINS MAYOR SEXISM AWARD/Michael Phelps sexy??/The Sharp Show gets email/Support NO on Prop 8 Companies!/MALAYSIA SET TO CURB LESBIANISM.
Meet the candidates: Bacon and Fries/Obama takes his first poop in the white house./GOOGLE search terms track pulse of the nation/Yes on 8 people/"Gay is just as good as straight!"
That's what god can do/Global Warming caused by Distant stars?/Half of US doctors use placebo treatments/Eating contests cancelled while death is under investigation/No takers for $10,000 prize in contest that requires abstinence/Vacuuming
Palin lookalike strippers/God blesses some - curses others/Billionaire gives advice on Happiness/Kabbalah sure sign of cheating/Barack Osama/Investment advice: Drink heavily and recycle/Ha Ha Too late to discriminate against 19th century
young children wussified these days/sex ed a waste of money/murderer commits suicide after killing his family/Breastfeeding the answer to Chinese toxic milk/Teen Pregnancy: Maybe the little sluts should fear being kicked out/Both candidate
Isn't politics fun?? :)/My opponent is a big poopypants/I registered to vote while I was pooping. :)/PSA Encouraging stupid not to vote/Lohan was merely copping to a close friendship (!) Puh-Lease!/Dern dern dern dern did a lern.../Iran a
Bizarre News/I want my meat!/Our taxes to financial counseling?!/Now that's what I'd call a Big Mac Attack./Voters listen to their hearts over their heads.
31 Flavors... In one night!/Duck Stamp error sends callers to sex line :P/Sarah Palin is an intelligent, gutsy, driven, and very human, being, as are all of the players at this level
Obama a more effective commander in chief than McCain?/Gay diver wins Gold but NBC did not show his family and partner in the stands/Paris gets vagina insured!/Gay woman gets discriminated against until 2 mos before her death/"God saved tod
The Olympics:Controversies about things I couldn't care less about/Thanking Jesus Christ for winning a medal/Not The Olympics:"He's a disgrace to his race"
Man Injured by Mountain Lion A Moron/Make Your Extramarital Affair Worth It!/Birth Control Equals Abortion/Fight For Your Right To Take Off Your Pants/Tubby Tabby/Why Did We Allow The Olympics To Be In China?/Racism Bad - Sexism O.K.!
Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Love -- Why couldn't it be me??!/The Pursuit Of Happiness/It Was The Summer Of '84!/"I wanna cut his nuts off"/Ronald McDonald, Sam Walton, Henry Ford Gay
Condoleezza Says She's "Proud" Of Decision To Invade Iraq/"What color is he?" is worse than "Nappy Headed Hoes"/"Pregnant Man" Gives Birth/Homosexuality is officially illegal in India
Where to find boobs!/Hot chicks are always "amazed" guys find the time for them -- Duh!/"How come when it's us it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken it's an omelet?" -- I loved and am going to miss George Carlin/Al Gore's home could powe
Scientists of the world hard at work on the elimination of sheep farts/Don't give your sweetie jewelry that has been inside someone's digestive tract/Short on cash? Catching Bigfoot will get you a million bucks/The Top 10 Jobs that will get