Oh the perils of being hot and dumb! Wouldn't these two like to know! This week these two virginal nerds take a deep dive and spelunk into a cave of petty vanity. Yeah, yeah, what else is new? But this one tops the cake. Why? Cause it's fun! What would you do if you had a week of being drop-dead gorgeous and stupid? Jess and Igor discuss/fetishize. Plus, Jessica shares old war stories of battling on the fields of movie and TV sets (aka hiding in porta-potties), how she would be the worst CSI agent, and how she will probably become everything she hates. Meanwhile, Igor discusses his relationship with young people, confidence (or lack thereof), and autism porn. The Lady and the Simp are coughing up some solid goods faster than a COVID patient. Too soon? Wear a mask.