Ciao from Italia, Loyal Listeners! The ladies report from Europe, tanner than they’ve ever been, eating so much pizza they’ll need a break back home (for no more than 2 days). There’s been a conscious uncoupling, and some oddball interactions with functioning alcoholics and a guy who shares pictures on text like it’s Instagram.

It’s back to school as these broads head back to the US! Pop an Ichnusa and enjoy their version of Bey’s Homecoming, titled Assembly.