The showdown of the century in two acts. We begin with an epic discussion of Nicolas Cage's iconic and endlessly meme-able Con Air. There's really not much more to say about it. It's a movie that deserves its own religion and blow-dryer products. Will it hold out against the amazing Face/Off? Check out Part II to find out!

*Correction: Tommy Lee Jones's voice is NOT in Con Air. IMDB says it is Powers Boothe, though it is unconfirmed and he is uncredited.