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Every Thursday. After the audience

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has less, Studio A T in witnessed

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only by scattered members of the late

2:05

night staff and crew. This

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is correction. Episode

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seventy nine week as Monday.

2:18

April Twenty fourth, Twenty Twenty three.

2:21

Or so I'm I'm Rhonda

2:23

Santas eating pudding with two

2:25

fingers. He. Allegedly.

2:29

Is putting with three fingers. At

2:33

two fingers for yogurt. Graveyards,

2:41

Are. Attached to

2:43

your i think inflating graveyards

2:46

and cemeteries and there's a

2:48

difference. Graveyards are attached to

2:50

churches, Cemeteries are attached to

2:52

highways. I've

2:56

always thought there was something funny when

2:58

you see an old church and there's

3:00

just one of those tiny little graveyards.

3:03

That. At some point and seventeen forty,

3:05

someone said neither will be big enough.

3:10

Of a hell of a big enough for everybody forever. For.

3:15

Some bad. Oh,

3:18

a Cars for Kids will nother

3:20

Cars for Kids commercial. It's got

3:23

a catchy song, you know, Herpes?

3:25

catchy but catchy and. I

3:29

they believed to be a regional

3:32

add. I guess it's gone national

3:34

now and I always said if

3:36

we didn't stop them when we

3:39

had a chance. This

3:42

Would happen. Because.

3:47

His to my Rupert Murdoch impression a few times

3:49

as weeks. With

3:52

our now. Pretty. Famous

3:54

catchphrase Eat Bugs. Really

3:59

important, the things were happening. The.

4:01

Closed captioning in parentheses. Has

4:05

been saying Austrian accent. Which.

4:12

Must be very jarring for those who aren't hearing it.

4:15

Wonder. Why I'm giving an Austrian accent to

4:17

or. Rupert. Murdoch. For.

4:20

As all when sound like that. I

4:22

mean, if he'd been Austrian? Like

4:25

how know? To.

4:28

Pick up. As

4:30

your name out of a Hat, Christoph Waltz. I

4:36

guess it's only if I was a mess

4:38

of aren't so different. Okay,

4:41

so we showed a clip of Tucker

4:43

Carlson discussing testicle tanning and none of

4:46

these are my heirs. They are Tucker's

4:48

but he's in in a tough spot

4:50

right now, doesn't have a show to

4:52

address his mistakes. So this situation where

4:54

next man up. I'm gonna jump in

4:56

the fray here. Doom: a solid and.

5:00

Testicle tanning is a really bad idea. If.

5:03

You want to do it at all, which

5:05

probably shouldn't. You're gonna want to do scrotum

5:07

tanning because, ah, The

5:10

testicles. or in say there's no. The

5:13

sun would have to be so hot

5:16

to get through the. Again,

5:18

to use a shoemaker term.

5:20

scrotal wall. Or.

5:26

You do a whole you take them out they

5:28

gotta put him back in one said toast em

5:30

up. And that's to use

5:33

a medical term or just the whole thing. I.

5:38

Said A is alleged to

5:41

for at least that's what

5:43

they claim the. Oh.

5:50

I said as well. Just blew it. With.

5:52

The spelling of zoologists because they just should have

5:54

put it there was ever a time to put

5:56

a three hours in a row. That.

5:58

Would be right, You got. The apart and

6:00

you got the algae. Just don't. Certain

6:03

it can be the one

6:06

word with three owes well.

6:09

There is already a word with three

6:11

years and around. Pardon. My

6:14

pronunciation history of sell pengo

6:16

who wrecked to me. Which.

6:19

Is a. A word that

6:21

means hat. So.

6:27

He guys it is I've been give

6:29

you some false information is is a

6:32

little worse to look at an eclipse

6:34

because what happens when the sun goes

6:36

behind the moon? the ice dilates. To.

6:39

Adjust for the lack of light and then

6:42

so the when the sun post back out

6:44

again your eyes are ready for it and

6:46

so that is where the we get blasted

6:48

there. That. Is why

6:50

it's worse for you to look. The eclipse

6:53

is in the bad moment. It's when the

6:55

sun starts coming back out, your eyes are

6:57

ready for It's interesting fact though, that's the

6:59

only sunlight that moment where first comes out.

7:02

that's the only sunlight. Hot.

7:04

Enough to permeate the scrotal wall. We

7:10

talk about how Trump A wanted a. One.

7:13

Of the mugshot because it's gonna be cool thing

7:15

And then we said hey, don't make this one

7:17

of those. You

7:20

know, like the Johnny Cash mugshot were all

7:22

the cents on a poster people are hanging

7:24

in there dorm rooms because nobody wants to

7:26

go and and you flip on a lava

7:28

lamp and than almost any see. Trump.

7:31

Poster. On the wall? well. As.

7:33

Some lava lamp owners gave us the news

7:35

that you never when you flip on a

7:38

lava lamp. It's not like takes a forty

7:40

five minutes to get going. So.

7:42

That was a bad example of a lamp. That's

7:44

why you've never seen and there's ever been that

7:46

cinematic. See that movie where some a walks into

7:49

a dark room and then like a lamp gets

7:51

flipped on to reveal someone waiting for them. It's

7:53

never a lava lamp. And

7:57

they're like over the room and here like click

7:59

surprise the female and as i I can't see

8:01

it was hello. Oh son

8:04

of a gun, Is this a lava lamp? Well

8:12

it's your ex wife who you thought was that

8:14

is. Oh

8:18

we, you know we the surprise

8:20

inspection this week and alley horde

8:22

are wonderful. Writer: Alley Horrid.

8:24

Had a joke about Watson and Crick

8:26

and their discovery of the double helix.

8:28

Many of you pointed out it would

8:30

be a mistake to credit them and

8:32

not also. Credit. British

8:35

chemist Rosalind Franklin. So I reached out

8:37

to Alley and I said, you know

8:39

a lot of people think Rosalind. Franklin.

8:42

Also deserves praise for that discovery.

8:44

And do you know? You

8:46

know, Alice enemy. A. Woman

8:49

scientist little thing so. Who

8:59

was my mistake? Alley Alleys job denied access as

9:02

a double Helix when I was busting on it

9:04

and so's I've I. I was the one who

9:06

who air they're not only. I

9:09

did a I did James Corden. Their friend James

9:11

Corden had his last show. I

9:13

guess depending on when he watches V there are

9:15

today, or or or. Or. Yesterday or

9:18

of three weeks from hours at Howards

9:20

Some. He had his

9:22

final so and I did I last week.

9:24

I've never done it, had a wonderful time

9:27

and you know I'm obviously we have you

9:29

know now sour grapes here. but Corrections has

9:31

a couple times now lost to Carpool Karaoke

9:33

and it's Emmy category and so we know.

9:36

I was there with them. I thought I'd ask for

9:38

a little bit advice. you know how can we break

9:41

through and he said you know one of the nice

9:43

things about carpool karaoke as we have you know the

9:45

star power with guess given limbo top and I said

9:47

oh man who them degrading thing. Like. Adele

9:49

would do directions and I said

9:51

mans asker and I said you

9:53

have a number and he was

9:56

like ah. Yeah.

9:58

And as a great because the have a pen. The

10:00

yeah anna and then I didn't

10:02

realize til I left cause i

10:04

he was here. It is one.

10:07

Eight, Seven, Seven K

10:10

A. We

10:19

talked of others thieving. Next song, Right Wing

10:21

does. Many have you had long

10:23

thought the lyric was one wing does. I.

10:26

Then pointed out that a one wing that would

10:28

just seen as or fly in circles. A.

10:32

Bunch he pointed out I was mistaken. I was

10:34

mistaken. What would happen to a bird with one

10:36

wing or to I would have a new a

10:38

bowl with one paddle. Because.

10:41

A boat with one paddle would just go in

10:43

circles and I dove with one wing would die

10:45

real fast. On.

10:53

Jackal. Jokes. And.

10:55

Are renowned and the jackals and in jokes

10:58

we're talking about again is Tucker Carlson story

11:00

how Fox news buzzing and keeping it oppo

11:02

file against them and how they didn't seem

11:04

like a i said i don't think h

11:07

I would approve this. And B

11:09

C captain of a vile and meme. And

11:12

any of our staff and. Someone.

11:16

Said it would be hard for embassy

11:18

Hr to blackmail Wally because when it

11:20

comes to Hr while he is laying

11:22

low. I

11:30

didn't even get this one right away. So

11:33

we talk about Lindsey Graham's meme are feeding

11:35

shrimp to the chickens and someone route and

11:37

then we said you know cause you when

11:39

feeds him to seconds to someone with chickens

11:42

eat any and everything but never give them

11:44

bok choy. I gave some door chickens one

11:46

time and they still won't shut up about

11:48

it. To.

11:52

Get a shoemaker. March.

11:55

March March. Very.

12:01

Very I think urban know. Is

12:04

structurally sound. Someone.

12:09

Else or road to chickens. ever eat

12:11

anything. And

12:14

think moon taste like me. I

12:20

don't visited mad at me. Ah,

12:29

We talked about a funeral coach and

12:31

how I was on the varsity funeral

12:33

team and in high school. I

12:36

was a bit. But

12:41

I'm and hold on because this is.

12:45

Going to get. Real Someone said

12:48

i don't believe that was ever a varsity

12:50

athlete will I was In fact, One

12:53

year I lettered in track on.

12:57

Our. As a lie letter to

12:59

and are barsi dragged him and high school attracts

13:01

a cool thing about drag my has go the

13:03

only sport you couldn't get cut from. But

13:07

this is now. There's not a crisis. Is that

13:10

a true story about a track really are supported

13:12

in high school? But I did my junior year.

13:15

I. Decided to go out for the

13:17

football team and the reason I waded into

13:19

my junior year is my brother was a

13:21

freshman and my brother decided to go out

13:23

for football as a freshman which is the

13:25

correct time to start going on for a

13:28

sports and out there was some sort a

13:30

sibling rivalry thing kicked because I never assume

13:32

the Myers boys were going to be high

13:34

school football players. But as soon as my

13:36

brother decide he was go do it I'd

13:38

I just had to do it. And I

13:40

knew the coach of our high school football

13:42

team, his son an Ice. They've grown up

13:44

together. We were friends. And so I went som

13:46

and I said I want to go out for

13:48

the football team and is a don't please don't

13:51

come out and a football team and you're never

13:53

going to play is gonna be a massive waste

13:55

time. I'm gonna make you start with a D

13:57

V kids are you going to be spending I

13:59

practices. Freshman sophomore and I was like i

14:01

don't care, I'm gonna take this on. I

14:04

appreciate that I made a mistake waiting but

14:06

this is very important me and he said

14:08

please don't do this. Please.

14:10

Don't Do this I said i'm I do at

14:12

me as I can tell you not to And

14:14

so that summer. I. Did

14:17

today practices. The worst time to put has

14:19

been for ball in August and I did

14:21

it for the full two weeks I should

14:23

note or my brother made it two days

14:26

before he quit. So. The

14:28

reason I was doing it just walked out the door. And

14:30

I was like I'm gonna stick with it because

14:32

I knew if I went home my dad would

14:35

call me a quitter. But when you're younger brother

14:37

goes home, their likes his whimsical. Two.

14:43

Weeks to his of of. Today

14:45

prices Then is the last day of summer and

14:47

I walk and I get on my phone is

14:49

a true story is very dramatic story for me

14:51

I going to my full football gear and then

14:53

oh this isn't code says of coach wants talk

14:55

to you and I go into the coaches office

14:57

and he says I'm cutting you from the football

15:00

team and I would for real did not think

15:02

there was a possibility at us and you're cutting

15:04

me from the vocals Amy's as I just can't

15:06

do this I can good faith have you waste

15:08

all your time He said i just feel a

15:10

you have other talents and I said you I

15:12

can't believe you're doing Kipling You wasted too easy

15:14

because I do apologize. I should have done a

15:16

right away. you seem so committed to this

15:18

idea but eyes and cutting you off from

15:20

the football team. And then I had a

15:22

walk through locker room full of guys and

15:24

then seems out of my football uniform and

15:27

and walk out in street clothes and that's

15:29

where as a significant difference in outfits. Everyone

15:32

know even the dumbest kid on the team was

15:34

like oh, something does happen here So. And

15:39

people talk about a forever. No one had. Been.

15:41

Cut from the football team until I

15:43

had been cut from the football team

15:45

and every body be knew about it

15:47

they and they were from I have

15:49

friends on the football team I then

15:52

later. Media We had a superlative

15:54

in our high school yearbook. I'm very happy

15:56

to say I've with best sense of humor

15:58

and or I school. Superlative remember

16:00

of of a player said you know I voted for a

16:03

and i said thank you and he said i just thought

16:05

it was so funny when you get come from the about

16:07

it. Anyway,

16:11

I held a grudge for so

16:13

long about. The. Football coach having

16:16

put me through that. Because. It

16:18

was. I meet again. As

16:20

Traumas go is nothing but it. Really, it

16:22

really did stay with me for years and

16:24

years. Anyway, You know, fifteen years later I'm

16:26

on Snl, I get asked to go back

16:29

to my high school. To.

16:31

Talk to the kids and I'm walking down the

16:33

hallway and a football coaches now the guys cancer

16:35

and I'm walking down the hallway and I'm still

16:37

mad at him and I see him coming the

16:40

other way and he sees me. I just points

16:42

at me and he said i saw the are

16:44

you at other talents. I

16:49

realize he'd been right all time I was supposed to play

16:51

football. I. Was supposed to do the other thing.

16:53

I still ice them in the hallway. Know,

16:58

I know, Because

17:00

you guys a football. My

17:02

talents. Arena Football. Ah, my

17:04

talents are not even a

17:06

plural. I'm

17:12

good at one say which

17:14

is raining and I love

17:17

writing so much and really

17:19

do. And. You

17:21

know I would do it for free Some I say. Reading

17:25

corrections is doing it for free. You.

17:33

May notice a Pizza Hut. Sponsorship

17:40

ended at one. I

17:45

am. Deeply

17:47

proud of the fact that I'm

17:49

going to be a professional writer

17:51

and I bring this up because

17:53

as of. Monday at

17:55

midnight there might be a

17:57

writers' strike and is a

17:59

writer. Drink happens. Ah, that

18:01

would shut down production on

18:04

a great many shows and.

18:07

Been through this before. in two thousand Seven, Two thousand

18:09

and eight. Other was very long

18:12

strength when I was were given us

18:14

an hour and was really miserable. And

18:16

it doesn't just affect the writers, it

18:19

affects all the incredible nonwriting staff on

18:21

these shows. And it would really be

18:23

a miserable thing for people that have

18:26

to go through, especially considering we're on

18:28

the heels of that awful pandemic that

18:30

affected. Obviously not just business,

18:32

but all of us. and so.

18:35

Incredibly grateful that. There.

18:37

Are negotiators for both sides

18:40

sitting and talking? Incredibly hopeful.

18:42

That they can come to

18:45

an agreement. I

18:47

also feel very strongly that what

18:50

the writers are asking for is

18:52

not unreasonable. And. As

18:55

a proud member of the Guild,

18:58

I'm very grateful that there is

19:00

an organization that looks out for

19:02

the best interests of writers. So.

19:06

If. You.

19:08

Don't see be here next week.

19:10

Know that it is something that.

19:14

Is. Not on lately. And.

19:17

That I will be heartbroken

19:19

to miss you as well.

19:21

And let's just keep. Our

19:25

you know what's? And.

19:29

See me when You see

19:31

me. Episode

19:38

eighty: Week as Monday,

19:40

October Second: Twenty Twenty Three.

19:43

I want to start by saying if

19:45

you can sense of by are you

19:47

kidding me? While.

19:51

I saw his come in certain it up.

19:57

During her actions. It

20:01

nothing sacred in this place. Where

20:06

that one of the guild requests our

20:08

be able to talk during corrections. Well.

20:26

I'm apologizing. You had to see that. But

20:29

if you don't shame them in the moment, That

20:32

will learn their lesson. Was

20:39

in open by explaining. Crisis.

20:46

Going to be a little loose. A.

20:50

Real as I betrayed that right off the bat.

20:53

One of the reasons Gregson

20:55

is gonna have a different

20:57

vibe now. Is

20:59

it It is a no longer Emmy nominated.

21:03

For two years of his Emmy nominated

21:06

and then during the strike We're was

21:08

on it was on nominated. As big

21:10

as the term they use. The

21:12

we don't get nominated you just don't find

21:15

out anything. I feel so burns been lifted

21:17

because I will admit that. They went

21:19

to my head and I did start chasing me and me

21:21

gold I didn't start. Doing. The corrections

21:23

I thought were important to do. I started doing the corrections

21:25

that I thought the voters would want me to do. And

21:31

I can just go back. To

21:33

the integrity of the work, which is what this is

21:36

always been. Because.

21:39

I think when done right, this is unlike

21:41

anything you watch. On.

21:44

I. Don't know your phone. Propped

21:48

against a toaster. Why? You're drinking coffee?

21:54

So without really if it was you know there's

21:56

no longer a show that as Emmy nominated came

21:59

enthusiasm as I'd. Into other comments.

22:02

Of our viewers today. And

22:04

ah the first comment I read

22:06

a said. I

22:09

was surprised he has been doing these. I

22:11

thought he could do corrections during the strike.

22:14

Because. The only thing the writers providers

22:16

forced laughter. Only

22:21

writers. To.

22:24

Provide forced laughter, I got back.

22:26

Last. And

22:30

that's not forced laughter. Ogres.

22:33

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure what he was

22:35

a kid somebody forced him to last. A

22:40

Now he can't stop. I mean, I think we're

22:43

dealing with some sort of deep seated trauma. That

22:46

every one of these works. Bulky

22:49

come over your mama hum funny on

22:51

our bogey. Bogey

22:54

on Auto know what are doing? My baby

22:56

didn't think I was funny. Bargaining.

23:06

Is it worth? Here's a question we have.

23:09

We did our first on Monday. Was it

23:11

worth doing a closer look? Be covered last

23:13

five months. Is it worth same question? Is

23:17

it worth doing a corrections and going

23:19

back and correcting? the last week associated

23:21

five months ago the when uncorrected. Because.

23:25

People won't even remember the air is from

23:27

five months ago. Ah it is where the

23:29

because I remember I have a photographic memory

23:31

of this show. I a base and spent

23:33

five months. Eating

23:36

myself up inside of due to the

23:38

mistakes I made that I have not

23:40

addressed. So I going to start by

23:42

addressing mistakes from five years ago that

23:44

I still remember five months ago. Excuse

23:46

me, I'm here is the first one.

23:49

The. Call with on Jones slide the

23:51

answer. That. Means the call

23:53

hadn't been answered yet. It was still an incoming

23:55

call. The. Ah,

24:02

defender the go behind the moon or the moon

24:04

goes in front of the sun. Is

24:07

his weight? Remember those I don't Sit.

24:09

Behind. A standing shoemaker at a meeting. I

24:12

sit and then he comes in. stands in

24:14

front of me. Policies

24:18

by the way, to shoemakers

24:20

neighbours can imagine you had

24:23

a good five months. I

24:29

last episode we made a lot of fun. About

24:32

our Tucker Carlson getting fired. From.

24:35

Fox News. Jokes on us

24:37

going on a C. O

24:41

another guy are we made fun of our

24:43

last show Rhonda Santas. We didn't impressive him

24:45

eating put me. With. That three

24:47

fingers. And a Jack last, Why

24:50

are you so sure? The. Three

24:52

figures of three fingers or

24:54

contiguous. And. I

24:56

think know he runs Santos and how weird

24:58

is. I'm pretty confident

25:00

in my be like. This.

25:13

Now these really present guys. Before.

25:17

The very good about the Stevie Nicks on

25:19

Away When does a Lot He told me

25:21

the name and songs as seventeen and and

25:24

not to give a crash and will analyse.

25:26

Even Experts is tainted. Don't

25:29

Baba Riley, your songs make it be the title

25:31

people wanted to be. You know when you do

25:33

that that just means some dick head at a

25:35

karaoke night gets to run the computer and people

25:37

who have no like I would love to do

25:39

what we've done that I can find. And

25:44

the thing is is on. Someone.

25:48

Says or the sound as Stevie Nicks makes in that

25:50

sounds sounds more like an owl than a dog and

25:52

I thought oh I know what I'll do I'll say

25:54

oh let's take a listen and I'd play a clip

25:57

from that song and and we'd put in And you

25:59

know, when I. Owl hoots over the

26:01

does, but I can't do that. The reason

26:03

we didn't do that is when you use

26:05

a song. Ah, due to

26:07

music licensing I can be on you

26:09

tube. And I'm not complaining that

26:11

the as a rule for everything I you

26:13

know we put a song, directions it comes

26:16

up you tube, the same issue of carpool

26:18

karaoke, I

26:29

well, I already regret. Being.

26:31

Critical: Stevie Nicks that is not someone you and

26:33

run afoul of. You

26:35

ever listen to the lyrics of Silver Springs?

26:39

As Lindsey Buckingham. As

26:42

if you run a fallacy to next, you wake up in the morning. Just.

26:46

A scarf on your pillow, Oh

26:52

people say or what's your drink it and

26:54

do you finish it. It isn't the groaning.

26:56

And. I do finish it. not

26:58

during corrections. I say her the

27:01

whole weekend. In

27:03

the dark, just slowly slipping it and I try to

27:06

finish right before. Monday's. Closer look.

27:10

How we said Donald Trump. Ah,

27:13

Has been indicted three times which is one more

27:15

it then the uni bomber. And then

27:17

I said who as the Yuna implies, just

27:20

had the one ah I put that in

27:22

a really liked it nary a laugh from

27:24

the audience. And

27:26

then about you said a that una

27:28

buena bomber was for his bombing targets

27:30

are the Un with your universities. the

27:32

A was for airlines. A Uni bomber

27:34

would be someone who bombs only once

27:36

like me when I told the Uni

27:39

bomber just. Ah

27:42

and face or two are evil eye viewer

27:44

who sent in all that. Uni

27:46

Bomber information Connor amount. Or

27:54

we said she looked like a clean on general

27:56

in court and then should a picture of worth

27:58

from a Star Trek. Next Generation he

28:01

was lieutenant. I was told by a bunch

28:03

of people. I was a bad

28:05

choice for cling on general. Gen.

28:08

Mark Talk widower, I

28:12

don't like the expression you people. Because.

28:16

It usually implies the speaker has some

28:18

pretty bad. Practices.

28:21

With that said, I just like to say to

28:23

the Star Trek fans out there you people. Are

28:29

ya said? You could never be a general because the

28:31

Starfleet uses the ranks of the Navy. So

28:34

they get in the future spaces. The. Water.

28:39

Taco Bells have breakfast has two thousand and fourteen.

28:41

They just added the breakfast Taco. What's.

28:44

Going on over there. Gotta

28:48

be stoned to work there to. Aaron

28:55

Rodgers did not. As I said

28:58

yesterday, Tear. Is

29:00

a Cel. He

29:02

tore his achilles. Last

29:05

time I do my own research. Ah,

29:12

I said Lufthansa Butler is the first black

29:15

lesbian women in the senate. I was told

29:17

lesbian and women are redundant and then I

29:19

decide to say that information is flatly as

29:21

possible and move on. I

29:31

don't love given a corrections. To.

29:34

My colleagues but oftentimes they don't have

29:36

a way to give them are. We

29:39

showed a clip of a Sean Hannity

29:41

and is about how are Trump. Was

29:44

gonna be the next house bigger and is and

29:46

a former they said of rumor. Was

29:50

I think of maybe how they like a

29:53

champ calls up angrily in his eyes. Another

29:55

former President Elect Frommer. I'm.

30:03

Lot. Of people said that's not where their ears would be.

30:16

Have. Always

30:20

showed a. Trump.

30:23

Tower made it look like The Honeymooners. Anna.

30:27

Someone. Said oh my god. Easy to honeymooners this is

30:29

I cannot. A correction is like a pitch and I

30:31

used to do a bit where Trump's like to the moon

30:33

mail. But. Like you have to remember

30:35

like Trump will not have any power in that

30:37

relationship. If Trump was like ralph, can we be

30:39

like to the moon Mail it to be like

30:41

I'll tell them everything Going to be like mother's

30:44

bedroom. The moon. I've

30:49

got we appeal box. Ah so respond

30:51

to come in and see some stuff.

30:54

I've gotta have I got top three. Someone

30:58

said i'll eat out a. Sorry.

31:01

For. Being. An army for an

31:03

I mean that again, don't sorry. It's really. Imagine

31:08

how mad idea for. This.

31:11

Is Emmy nominated. And

31:13

Scotland's and Molly This walk in and. You

31:19

guys remember this all started with Lego. Somebody made

31:21

a Lego me and they are as a little

31:23

and. I would

31:25

have put in the hand but it doesn't fit in the hands which I

31:27

feel like might be the job. And

31:36

that is a Mac and A with a jackal

31:38

in his pocket. And.

31:41

Every see this. I.

31:43

Couldn't. Quite understand what

31:46

they're doing here. says there's a pit picture of of of

31:48

a pizza hat though I guess. goes on and but it's

31:50

hard to read but it says a. Accessories.

31:54

Sold separately. So.

31:58

They made me a present, show me a picture of another. They

32:00

made. And I guess I

32:02

gotta buy it. But

32:07

then some took the cake. Really

32:11

save with a with somebody may this is that why

32:13

I'm willing this give you the pattern of and they

32:15

want to sell it as but the might. Sell.

32:18

It at the Embassy store. And

32:21

it's it's for the says Fans were

32:23

also Jackal fans. I.

32:38

Mean is the most haunting. Same everything. I

32:43

know now. Knows

32:49

what? I way something, right? Like

32:52

I late in. The.

32:55

The Stevie Nicks is Matthew. She leaves

32:57

a scarf. On your pillow and I

32:59

feel I didn't get anything. At

33:05

All. Like I said something, I am. I now do

33:07

I call aback by revealing that I've. Run

33:09

a scarf up my sleeve, And

33:16

says that pay off at on. That

33:23

they were a little rusty. Some.

33:28

People forgot what time it started. But

33:34

you know what? I

33:37

hate to say it. Is

33:39

you guys miss The Jackals? Co

33:43

dependency have made a co dependency was bunch

33:45

but into. Was.

33:51

great to be back and You

34:08

know, as I'm watching this in the

34:10

monitor, one

34:15

thing really, there's like one thought I'm having. This

34:18

shouldn't be, I mean. Maybe

34:21

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