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night staff and crew. This
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seventy nine week as Monday.
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April Twenty fourth, Twenty Twenty three.
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Or so I'm I'm Rhonda
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Santas eating pudding with two
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fingers. He. Allegedly.
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Is putting with three fingers. At
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two fingers for yogurt. Graveyards,
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Are. Attached to
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your i think inflating graveyards
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and cemeteries and there's a
2:48
difference. Graveyards are attached to
2:50
churches, Cemeteries are attached to
2:52
highways. I've
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always thought there was something funny when
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you see an old church and there's
3:00
just one of those tiny little graveyards.
3:03
That. At some point and seventeen forty,
3:05
someone said neither will be big enough.
3:10
Of a hell of a big enough for everybody forever. For.
3:15
Some bad. Oh,
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a Cars for Kids will nother
3:20
Cars for Kids commercial. It's got
3:23
a catchy song, you know, Herpes?
3:25
catchy but catchy and. I
3:29
they believed to be a regional
3:32
add. I guess it's gone national
3:34
now and I always said if
3:36
we didn't stop them when we
3:39
had a chance. This
3:42
Would happen. Because.
3:47
His to my Rupert Murdoch impression a few times
3:49
as weeks. With
3:52
our now. Pretty. Famous
3:54
catchphrase Eat Bugs. Really
3:59
important, the things were happening. The.
4:01
Closed captioning in parentheses. Has
4:05
been saying Austrian accent. Which.
4:12
Must be very jarring for those who aren't hearing it.
4:15
Wonder. Why I'm giving an Austrian accent to
4:17
or. Rupert. Murdoch. For.
4:20
As all when sound like that. I
4:22
mean, if he'd been Austrian? Like
4:25
how know? To.
4:28
Pick up. As
4:30
your name out of a Hat, Christoph Waltz. I
4:36
guess it's only if I was a mess
4:38
of aren't so different. Okay,
4:41
so we showed a clip of Tucker
4:43
Carlson discussing testicle tanning and none of
4:46
these are my heirs. They are Tucker's
4:48
but he's in in a tough spot
4:50
right now, doesn't have a show to
4:52
address his mistakes. So this situation where
4:54
next man up. I'm gonna jump in
4:56
the fray here. Doom: a solid and.
5:00
Testicle tanning is a really bad idea. If.
5:03
You want to do it at all, which
5:05
probably shouldn't. You're gonna want to do scrotum
5:07
tanning because, ah, The
5:10
testicles. or in say there's no. The
5:13
sun would have to be so hot
5:16
to get through the. Again,
5:18
to use a shoemaker term.
5:20
scrotal wall. Or.
5:26
You do a whole you take them out they
5:28
gotta put him back in one said toast em
5:30
up. And that's to use
5:33
a medical term or just the whole thing. I.
5:38
Said A is alleged to
5:41
for at least that's what
5:43
they claim the. Oh.
5:50
I said as well. Just blew it. With.
5:52
The spelling of zoologists because they just should have
5:54
put it there was ever a time to put
5:56
a three hours in a row. That.
5:58
Would be right, You got. The apart and
6:00
you got the algae. Just don't. Certain
6:03
it can be the one
6:06
word with three owes well.
6:09
There is already a word with three
6:11
years and around. Pardon. My
6:14
pronunciation history of sell pengo
6:16
who wrecked to me. Which.
6:19
Is a. A word that
6:21
means hat. So.
6:27
He guys it is I've been give
6:29
you some false information is is a
6:32
little worse to look at an eclipse
6:34
because what happens when the sun goes
6:36
behind the moon? the ice dilates. To.
6:39
Adjust for the lack of light and then
6:42
so the when the sun post back out
6:44
again your eyes are ready for it and
6:46
so that is where the we get blasted
6:48
there. That. Is why
6:50
it's worse for you to look. The eclipse
6:53
is in the bad moment. It's when the
6:55
sun starts coming back out, your eyes are
6:57
ready for It's interesting fact though, that's the
6:59
only sunlight that moment where first comes out.
7:02
that's the only sunlight. Hot.
7:04
Enough to permeate the scrotal wall. We
7:10
talk about how Trump A wanted a. One.
7:13
Of the mugshot because it's gonna be cool thing
7:15
And then we said hey, don't make this one
7:17
of those. You
7:20
know, like the Johnny Cash mugshot were all
7:22
the cents on a poster people are hanging
7:24
in there dorm rooms because nobody wants to
7:26
go and and you flip on a lava
7:28
lamp and than almost any see. Trump.
7:31
Poster. On the wall? well. As.
7:33
Some lava lamp owners gave us the news
7:35
that you never when you flip on a
7:38
lava lamp. It's not like takes a forty
7:40
five minutes to get going. So.
7:42
That was a bad example of a lamp. That's
7:44
why you've never seen and there's ever been that
7:46
cinematic. See that movie where some a walks into
7:49
a dark room and then like a lamp gets
7:51
flipped on to reveal someone waiting for them. It's
7:53
never a lava lamp. And
7:57
they're like over the room and here like click
7:59
surprise the female and as i I can't see
8:01
it was hello. Oh son
8:04
of a gun, Is this a lava lamp? Well
8:12
it's your ex wife who you thought was that
8:14
is. Oh
8:18
we, you know we the surprise
8:20
inspection this week and alley horde
8:22
are wonderful. Writer: Alley Horrid.
8:24
Had a joke about Watson and Crick
8:26
and their discovery of the double helix.
8:28
Many of you pointed out it would
8:30
be a mistake to credit them and
8:32
not also. Credit. British
8:35
chemist Rosalind Franklin. So I reached out
8:37
to Alley and I said, you know
8:39
a lot of people think Rosalind. Franklin.
8:42
Also deserves praise for that discovery.
8:44
And do you know? You
8:46
know, Alice enemy. A. Woman
8:49
scientist little thing so. Who
8:59
was my mistake? Alley Alleys job denied access as
9:02
a double Helix when I was busting on it
9:04
and so's I've I. I was the one who
9:06
who air they're not only. I
9:09
did a I did James Corden. Their friend James
9:11
Corden had his last show. I
9:13
guess depending on when he watches V there are
9:15
today, or or or. Or. Yesterday or
9:18
of three weeks from hours at Howards
9:20
Some. He had his
9:22
final so and I did I last week.
9:24
I've never done it, had a wonderful time
9:27
and you know I'm obviously we have you
9:29
know now sour grapes here. but Corrections has
9:31
a couple times now lost to Carpool Karaoke
9:33
and it's Emmy category and so we know.
9:36
I was there with them. I thought I'd ask for
9:38
a little bit advice. you know how can we break
9:41
through and he said you know one of the nice
9:43
things about carpool karaoke as we have you know the
9:45
star power with guess given limbo top and I said
9:47
oh man who them degrading thing. Like. Adele
9:49
would do directions and I said
9:51
mans asker and I said you
9:53
have a number and he was
9:56
like ah. Yeah.
9:58
And as a great because the have a pen. The
10:00
yeah anna and then I didn't
10:02
realize til I left cause i
10:04
he was here. It is one.
10:07
Eight, Seven, Seven K
10:10
A. We
10:19
talked of others thieving. Next song, Right Wing
10:21
does. Many have you had long
10:23
thought the lyric was one wing does. I.
10:26
Then pointed out that a one wing that would
10:28
just seen as or fly in circles. A.
10:32
Bunch he pointed out I was mistaken. I was
10:34
mistaken. What would happen to a bird with one
10:36
wing or to I would have a new a
10:38
bowl with one paddle. Because.
10:41
A boat with one paddle would just go in
10:43
circles and I dove with one wing would die
10:45
real fast. On.
10:53
Jackal. Jokes. And.
10:55
Are renowned and the jackals and in jokes
10:58
we're talking about again is Tucker Carlson story
11:00
how Fox news buzzing and keeping it oppo
11:02
file against them and how they didn't seem
11:04
like a i said i don't think h
11:07
I would approve this. And B
11:09
C captain of a vile and meme. And
11:12
any of our staff and. Someone.
11:16
Said it would be hard for embassy
11:18
Hr to blackmail Wally because when it
11:20
comes to Hr while he is laying
11:22
low. I
11:30
didn't even get this one right away. So
11:33
we talk about Lindsey Graham's meme are feeding
11:35
shrimp to the chickens and someone route and
11:37
then we said you know cause you when
11:39
feeds him to seconds to someone with chickens
11:42
eat any and everything but never give them
11:44
bok choy. I gave some door chickens one
11:46
time and they still won't shut up about
11:48
it. To.
11:52
Get a shoemaker. March.
11:55
March March. Very.
12:01
Very I think urban know. Is
12:04
structurally sound. Someone.
12:09
Else or road to chickens. ever eat
12:11
anything. And
12:14
think moon taste like me. I
12:20
don't visited mad at me. Ah,
12:29
We talked about a funeral coach and
12:31
how I was on the varsity funeral
12:33
team and in high school. I
12:36
was a bit. But
12:41
I'm and hold on because this is.
12:45
Going to get. Real Someone said
12:48
i don't believe that was ever a varsity
12:50
athlete will I was In fact, One
12:53
year I lettered in track on.
12:57
Our. As a lie letter to
12:59
and are barsi dragged him and high school attracts
13:01
a cool thing about drag my has go the
13:03
only sport you couldn't get cut from. But
13:07
this is now. There's not a crisis. Is that
13:10
a true story about a track really are supported
13:12
in high school? But I did my junior year.
13:15
I. Decided to go out for the
13:17
football team and the reason I waded into
13:19
my junior year is my brother was a
13:21
freshman and my brother decided to go out
13:23
for football as a freshman which is the
13:25
correct time to start going on for a
13:28
sports and out there was some sort a
13:30
sibling rivalry thing kicked because I never assume
13:32
the Myers boys were going to be high
13:34
school football players. But as soon as my
13:36
brother decide he was go do it I'd
13:38
I just had to do it. And I
13:40
knew the coach of our high school football
13:42
team, his son an Ice. They've grown up
13:44
together. We were friends. And so I went som
13:46
and I said I want to go out for
13:48
the football team and is a don't please don't
13:51
come out and a football team and you're never
13:53
going to play is gonna be a massive waste
13:55
time. I'm gonna make you start with a D
13:57
V kids are you going to be spending I
13:59
practices. Freshman sophomore and I was like i
14:01
don't care, I'm gonna take this on. I
14:04
appreciate that I made a mistake waiting but
14:06
this is very important me and he said
14:08
please don't do this. Please.
14:10
Don't Do this I said i'm I do at
14:12
me as I can tell you not to And
14:14
so that summer. I. Did
14:17
today practices. The worst time to put has
14:19
been for ball in August and I did
14:21
it for the full two weeks I should
14:23
note or my brother made it two days
14:26
before he quit. So. The
14:28
reason I was doing it just walked out the door. And
14:30
I was like I'm gonna stick with it because
14:32
I knew if I went home my dad would
14:35
call me a quitter. But when you're younger brother
14:37
goes home, their likes his whimsical. Two.
14:43
Weeks to his of of. Today
14:45
prices Then is the last day of summer and
14:47
I walk and I get on my phone is
14:49
a true story is very dramatic story for me
14:51
I going to my full football gear and then
14:53
oh this isn't code says of coach wants talk
14:55
to you and I go into the coaches office
14:57
and he says I'm cutting you from the football
15:00
team and I would for real did not think
15:02
there was a possibility at us and you're cutting
15:04
me from the vocals Amy's as I just can't
15:06
do this I can good faith have you waste
15:08
all your time He said i just feel a
15:10
you have other talents and I said you I
15:12
can't believe you're doing Kipling You wasted too easy
15:14
because I do apologize. I should have done a
15:16
right away. you seem so committed to this
15:18
idea but eyes and cutting you off from
15:20
the football team. And then I had a
15:22
walk through locker room full of guys and
15:24
then seems out of my football uniform and
15:27
and walk out in street clothes and that's
15:29
where as a significant difference in outfits. Everyone
15:32
know even the dumbest kid on the team was
15:34
like oh, something does happen here So. And
15:39
people talk about a forever. No one had. Been.
15:41
Cut from the football team until I
15:43
had been cut from the football team
15:45
and every body be knew about it
15:47
they and they were from I have
15:49
friends on the football team I then
15:52
later. Media We had a superlative
15:54
in our high school yearbook. I'm very happy
15:56
to say I've with best sense of humor
15:58
and or I school. Superlative remember
16:00
of of a player said you know I voted for a
16:03
and i said thank you and he said i just thought
16:05
it was so funny when you get come from the about
16:07
it. Anyway,
16:11
I held a grudge for so
16:13
long about. The. Football coach having
16:16
put me through that. Because. It
16:18
was. I meet again. As
16:20
Traumas go is nothing but it. Really, it
16:22
really did stay with me for years and
16:24
years. Anyway, You know, fifteen years later I'm
16:26
on Snl, I get asked to go back
16:29
to my high school. To.
16:31
Talk to the kids and I'm walking down the
16:33
hallway and a football coaches now the guys cancer
16:35
and I'm walking down the hallway and I'm still
16:37
mad at him and I see him coming the
16:40
other way and he sees me. I just points
16:42
at me and he said i saw the are
16:44
you at other talents. I
16:49
realize he'd been right all time I was supposed to play
16:51
football. I. Was supposed to do the other thing.
16:53
I still ice them in the hallway. Know,
16:58
I know, Because
17:00
you guys a football. My
17:02
talents. Arena Football. Ah, my
17:04
talents are not even a
17:06
plural. I'm
17:12
good at one say which
17:14
is raining and I love
17:17
writing so much and really
17:19
do. And. You
17:21
know I would do it for free Some I say. Reading
17:25
corrections is doing it for free. You.
17:33
May notice a Pizza Hut. Sponsorship
17:40
ended at one. I
17:45
am. Deeply
17:47
proud of the fact that I'm
17:49
going to be a professional writer
17:51
and I bring this up because
17:53
as of. Monday at
17:55
midnight there might be a
17:57
writers' strike and is a
17:59
writer. Drink happens. Ah, that
18:01
would shut down production on
18:04
a great many shows and.
18:07
Been through this before. in two thousand Seven, Two thousand
18:09
and eight. Other was very long
18:12
strength when I was were given us
18:14
an hour and was really miserable. And
18:16
it doesn't just affect the writers, it
18:19
affects all the incredible nonwriting staff on
18:21
these shows. And it would really be
18:23
a miserable thing for people that have
18:26
to go through, especially considering we're on
18:28
the heels of that awful pandemic that
18:30
affected. Obviously not just business,
18:32
but all of us. and so.
18:35
Incredibly grateful that. There.
18:37
Are negotiators for both sides
18:40
sitting and talking? Incredibly hopeful.
18:42
That they can come to
18:45
an agreement. I
18:47
also feel very strongly that what
18:50
the writers are asking for is
18:52
not unreasonable. And. As
18:55
a proud member of the Guild,
18:58
I'm very grateful that there is
19:00
an organization that looks out for
19:02
the best interests of writers. So.
19:06
If. You.
19:08
Don't see be here next week.
19:10
Know that it is something that.
19:14
Is. Not on lately. And.
19:17
That I will be heartbroken
19:19
to miss you as well.
19:21
And let's just keep. Our
19:25
you know what's? And.
19:29
See me when You see
19:31
me. Episode
19:38
eighty: Week as Monday,
19:40
October Second: Twenty Twenty Three.
19:43
I want to start by saying if
19:45
you can sense of by are you
19:47
kidding me? While.
19:51
I saw his come in certain it up.
19:57
During her actions. It
20:01
nothing sacred in this place. Where
20:06
that one of the guild requests our
20:08
be able to talk during corrections. Well.
20:26
I'm apologizing. You had to see that. But
20:29
if you don't shame them in the moment, That
20:32
will learn their lesson. Was
20:39
in open by explaining. Crisis.
20:46
Going to be a little loose. A.
20:50
Real as I betrayed that right off the bat.
20:53
One of the reasons Gregson
20:55
is gonna have a different
20:57
vibe now. Is
20:59
it It is a no longer Emmy nominated.
21:03
For two years of his Emmy nominated
21:06
and then during the strike We're was
21:08
on it was on nominated. As big
21:10
as the term they use. The
21:12
we don't get nominated you just don't find
21:15
out anything. I feel so burns been lifted
21:17
because I will admit that. They went
21:19
to my head and I did start chasing me and me
21:21
gold I didn't start. Doing. The corrections
21:23
I thought were important to do. I started doing the corrections
21:25
that I thought the voters would want me to do. And
21:31
I can just go back. To
21:33
the integrity of the work, which is what this is
21:36
always been. Because.
21:39
I think when done right, this is unlike
21:41
anything you watch. On.
21:44
I. Don't know your phone. Propped
21:48
against a toaster. Why? You're drinking coffee?
21:54
So without really if it was you know there's
21:56
no longer a show that as Emmy nominated came
21:59
enthusiasm as I'd. Into other comments.
22:02
Of our viewers today. And
22:04
ah the first comment I read
22:06
a said. I
22:09
was surprised he has been doing these. I
22:11
thought he could do corrections during the strike.
22:14
Because. The only thing the writers providers
22:16
forced laughter. Only
22:21
writers. To.
22:24
Provide forced laughter, I got back.
22:26
Last. And
22:30
that's not forced laughter. Ogres.
22:33
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure what he was
22:35
a kid somebody forced him to last. A
22:40
Now he can't stop. I mean, I think we're
22:43
dealing with some sort of deep seated trauma. That
22:46
every one of these works. Bulky
22:49
come over your mama hum funny on
22:51
our bogey. Bogey
22:54
on Auto know what are doing? My baby
22:56
didn't think I was funny. Bargaining.
23:06
Is it worth? Here's a question we have.
23:09
We did our first on Monday. Was it
23:11
worth doing a closer look? Be covered last
23:13
five months. Is it worth same question? Is
23:17
it worth doing a corrections and going
23:19
back and correcting? the last week associated
23:21
five months ago the when uncorrected. Because.
23:25
People won't even remember the air is from
23:27
five months ago. Ah it is where the
23:29
because I remember I have a photographic memory
23:31
of this show. I a base and spent
23:33
five months. Eating
23:36
myself up inside of due to the
23:38
mistakes I made that I have not
23:40
addressed. So I going to start by
23:42
addressing mistakes from five years ago that
23:44
I still remember five months ago. Excuse
23:46
me, I'm here is the first one.
23:49
The. Call with on Jones slide the
23:51
answer. That. Means the call
23:53
hadn't been answered yet. It was still an incoming
23:55
call. The. Ah,
24:02
defender the go behind the moon or the moon
24:04
goes in front of the sun. Is
24:07
his weight? Remember those I don't Sit.
24:09
Behind. A standing shoemaker at a meeting. I
24:12
sit and then he comes in. stands in
24:14
front of me. Policies
24:18
by the way, to shoemakers
24:20
neighbours can imagine you had
24:23
a good five months. I
24:29
last episode we made a lot of fun. About
24:32
our Tucker Carlson getting fired. From.
24:35
Fox News. Jokes on us
24:37
going on a C. O
24:41
another guy are we made fun of our
24:43
last show Rhonda Santas. We didn't impressive him
24:45
eating put me. With. That three
24:47
fingers. And a Jack last, Why
24:50
are you so sure? The. Three
24:52
figures of three fingers or
24:54
contiguous. And. I
24:56
think know he runs Santos and how weird
24:58
is. I'm pretty confident
25:00
in my be like. This.
25:13
Now these really present guys. Before.
25:17
The very good about the Stevie Nicks on
25:19
Away When does a Lot He told me
25:21
the name and songs as seventeen and and
25:24
not to give a crash and will analyse.
25:26
Even Experts is tainted. Don't
25:29
Baba Riley, your songs make it be the title
25:31
people wanted to be. You know when you do
25:33
that that just means some dick head at a
25:35
karaoke night gets to run the computer and people
25:37
who have no like I would love to do
25:39
what we've done that I can find. And
25:44
the thing is is on. Someone.
25:48
Says or the sound as Stevie Nicks makes in that
25:50
sounds sounds more like an owl than a dog and
25:52
I thought oh I know what I'll do I'll say
25:54
oh let's take a listen and I'd play a clip
25:57
from that song and and we'd put in And you
25:59
know, when I. Owl hoots over the
26:01
does, but I can't do that. The reason
26:03
we didn't do that is when you use
26:05
a song. Ah, due to
26:07
music licensing I can be on you
26:09
tube. And I'm not complaining that
26:11
the as a rule for everything I you
26:13
know we put a song, directions it comes
26:16
up you tube, the same issue of carpool
26:18
karaoke, I
26:29
well, I already regret. Being.
26:31
Critical: Stevie Nicks that is not someone you and
26:33
run afoul of. You
26:35
ever listen to the lyrics of Silver Springs?
26:39
As Lindsey Buckingham. As
26:42
if you run a fallacy to next, you wake up in the morning. Just.
26:46
A scarf on your pillow, Oh
26:52
people say or what's your drink it and
26:54
do you finish it. It isn't the groaning.
26:56
And. I do finish it. not
26:58
during corrections. I say her the
27:01
whole weekend. In
27:03
the dark, just slowly slipping it and I try to
27:06
finish right before. Monday's. Closer look.
27:10
How we said Donald Trump. Ah,
27:13
Has been indicted three times which is one more
27:15
it then the uni bomber. And then
27:17
I said who as the Yuna implies, just
27:20
had the one ah I put that in
27:22
a really liked it nary a laugh from
27:24
the audience. And
27:26
then about you said a that una
27:28
buena bomber was for his bombing targets
27:30
are the Un with your universities. the
27:32
A was for airlines. A Uni bomber
27:34
would be someone who bombs only once
27:36
like me when I told the Uni
27:39
bomber just. Ah
27:42
and face or two are evil eye viewer
27:44
who sent in all that. Uni
27:46
Bomber information Connor amount. Or
27:54
we said she looked like a clean on general
27:56
in court and then should a picture of worth
27:58
from a Star Trek. Next Generation he
28:01
was lieutenant. I was told by a bunch
28:03
of people. I was a bad
28:05
choice for cling on general. Gen.
28:08
Mark Talk widower, I
28:12
don't like the expression you people. Because.
28:16
It usually implies the speaker has some
28:18
pretty bad. Practices.
28:21
With that said, I just like to say to
28:23
the Star Trek fans out there you people. Are
28:29
ya said? You could never be a general because the
28:31
Starfleet uses the ranks of the Navy. So
28:34
they get in the future spaces. The. Water.
28:39
Taco Bells have breakfast has two thousand and fourteen.
28:41
They just added the breakfast Taco. What's.
28:44
Going on over there. Gotta
28:48
be stoned to work there to. Aaron
28:55
Rodgers did not. As I said
28:58
yesterday, Tear. Is
29:00
a Cel. He
29:02
tore his achilles. Last
29:05
time I do my own research. Ah,
29:12
I said Lufthansa Butler is the first black
29:15
lesbian women in the senate. I was told
29:17
lesbian and women are redundant and then I
29:19
decide to say that information is flatly as
29:21
possible and move on. I
29:31
don't love given a corrections. To.
29:34
My colleagues but oftentimes they don't have
29:36
a way to give them are. We
29:39
showed a clip of a Sean Hannity
29:41
and is about how are Trump. Was
29:44
gonna be the next house bigger and is and
29:46
a former they said of rumor. Was
29:50
I think of maybe how they like a
29:53
champ calls up angrily in his eyes. Another
29:55
former President Elect Frommer. I'm.
30:03
Lot. Of people said that's not where their ears would be.
30:16
Have. Always
30:20
showed a. Trump.
30:23
Tower made it look like The Honeymooners. Anna.
30:27
Someone. Said oh my god. Easy to honeymooners this is
30:29
I cannot. A correction is like a pitch and I
30:31
used to do a bit where Trump's like to the moon
30:33
mail. But. Like you have to remember
30:35
like Trump will not have any power in that
30:37
relationship. If Trump was like ralph, can we be
30:39
like to the moon Mail it to be like
30:41
I'll tell them everything Going to be like mother's
30:44
bedroom. The moon. I've
30:49
got we appeal box. Ah so respond
30:51
to come in and see some stuff.
30:54
I've gotta have I got top three. Someone
30:58
said i'll eat out a. Sorry.
31:01
For. Being. An army for an
31:03
I mean that again, don't sorry. It's really. Imagine
31:08
how mad idea for. This.
31:11
Is Emmy nominated. And
31:13
Scotland's and Molly This walk in and. You
31:19
guys remember this all started with Lego. Somebody made
31:21
a Lego me and they are as a little
31:23
and. I would
31:25
have put in the hand but it doesn't fit in the hands which I
31:27
feel like might be the job. And
31:36
that is a Mac and A with a jackal
31:38
in his pocket. And.
31:41
Every see this. I.
31:43
Couldn't. Quite understand what
31:46
they're doing here. says there's a pit picture of of of
31:48
a pizza hat though I guess. goes on and but it's
31:50
hard to read but it says a. Accessories.
31:54
Sold separately. So.
31:58
They made me a present, show me a picture of another. They
32:00
made. And I guess I
32:02
gotta buy it. But
32:07
then some took the cake. Really
32:11
save with a with somebody may this is that why
32:13
I'm willing this give you the pattern of and they
32:15
want to sell it as but the might. Sell.
32:18
It at the Embassy store. And
32:21
it's it's for the says Fans were
32:23
also Jackal fans. I.
32:38
Mean is the most haunting. Same everything. I
32:43
know now. Knows
32:49
what? I way something, right? Like
32:52
I late in. The.
32:55
The Stevie Nicks is Matthew. She leaves
32:57
a scarf. On your pillow and I
32:59
feel I didn't get anything. At
33:05
All. Like I said something, I am. I now do
33:07
I call aback by revealing that I've. Run
33:09
a scarf up my sleeve, And
33:16
says that pay off at on. That
33:23
they were a little rusty. Some.
33:28
People forgot what time it started. But
33:34
you know what? I
33:37
hate to say it. Is
33:39
you guys miss The Jackals? Co
33:43
dependency have made a co dependency was bunch
33:45
but into. Was.
33:51
great to be back and You
34:08
know, as I'm watching this in the
34:10
monitor, one
34:15
thing really, there's like one thought I'm having. This
34:18
shouldn't be, I mean. Maybe
34:21
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