It's Christmas Eve, when people around the world are praying about miracles, standing under the mistletoe hoping for a kiss, and fantasizing about naughty debauchery while snug in our warm beds. So snuggle up dear listeners for a Christmas story about a sexual fantasy I've been thinking about for months. Will the holiday spirit be enough to make my fantasy to come true? I'm not sure yet but I did get one hell of a preview last night! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr @dragontatsn2son