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you know what? Yo, shouts to
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old people with great advice, bro. Wow.
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You ever talk to like an old
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person? What you talking about? You ever
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talk to like a real old person
1:00
like, you know, life has bent them
1:02
over. Not bro. They kind of gross
1:04
me out. I've never done
1:06
it. You gotta ask questions,
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bro. Don't ask like, yo, how'd you
1:10
get crooked? Don't ask that, but like, just good advice.
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You know what I'm talking about? Say some shit. And
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also, what about old people that are like still cool?
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Okay. So as you said this,
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unfortunately, this piece of advice that I got recently
1:21
from a neighbor of mine in Kansas City came
1:23
to mind, which
1:26
is like completely unprovoked, by the way.
1:30
Make sure you have as much sex as you can when you're like,
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okay. There
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we go. This is what I'm talking
1:37
about. I said it. And
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the heavens grace this with an example. You know what?
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Like, it's not even that like, yes,
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you need some like good advice, but
1:46
you're never asking for it. No, no.
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Okay. Never like, hey,
1:50
the unsolicited kind is sometimes the
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best kind. At my wedding, I
1:55
overheard one of my wife's like
1:58
almost great grandmother level. You know what
2:00
I mean? Like that old, like older than
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her grandmother person in the family said, hey
2:05
Make sure you respect each other in the
2:08
house. And then she said Keep
2:11
his balls empty in his stomach Point
2:23
that you hit when you hit a certain
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age stop caring. What you when you had
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a certain age it stops being harassment Yeah
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If I would say that Someone
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walking by while I'm a construction worker all of
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a sudden I'm harassing But
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there's no lady and I was
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just like yo we need to listen to this human
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being I
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want to be so old that I steal stuff and they
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let me He's
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so old and he's telling me to
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go have sex. Yeah, let him go
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Let people empty balls. There's no one here. Let
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him go. Let me go. He's got a diaper
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hanging out Okay
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Let's get this train We
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haven't even left the stage Buddy
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what's up? Welcome to the cool against
3:25
my name is Christian Polan. I'm Alexis
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Guerrero A guest
3:29
you've already heard her voice. Yeah, you've
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already heard dropping dropping You
3:34
heard Another
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morning footy co-worker coming through Mike goes
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how many Mike our producer is like
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how many of our talent are you
3:50
gonna? And
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I really think that's just him low-key thing when you gonna have
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me You
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love that I
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love it. Look, the first
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question I ask everybody who works with
4:04
Alexis, you obviously start working with him
4:06
at, you know, CBS Sports, on
4:13
my Instagram and I see he can be a
4:15
little wild, a little wacky. I
4:18
don't know exactly what to expect, but tell me,
4:20
what was it before you started working with Alexis?
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What did you think he was going to be
4:24
like, and now after working with him, tell
4:27
me the harsh reality. See, I try to go about life
4:29
with no judgement. You know, I like to meet people, but
4:31
in this case you're better than
4:33
we are. No, but I don't
4:36
think you get the vibe of this show out there. Alright,
4:38
I'll see you guys later. I'll get in touch. We need
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to be judging. I got to try to catch up. I
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really didn't come in with any judgments
4:46
or anything. The only people I had worked with that were
4:48
working at Galatso at the time were Susanna, kind
4:50
of, but we never really actually worked together. We were like
4:52
ships passing in the night, like we'd see each other at
4:55
games and stuff when she was working with MLS.
4:57
And then I had done like a couple like
4:59
watch along streams for Major League Soccer that like
5:02
Charlie was part of sitting in his like mahogany
5:04
bookcase set. His
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sailor, captain's lair. He may have been in a
5:08
boat. We're not really sure.
5:11
So besides that, I didn't like I didn't
5:13
know Nico at all. I had met
5:15
like Jenny Chu a few years back, but that had
5:17
been like five years that had passed and she was
5:19
doing sideline for it. I didn't really like know any
5:21
anybody that well. I just remember my first day
5:23
coming in. Once I found my
5:25
way into the building, I think our first conversation
5:27
was you talking smack about emos pizza, which is
5:29
a St. Louis delicacy. Not
5:32
for everybody. It's only
5:34
for people with a
5:36
very special taste, very expensive taste.
5:39
They are called wild pigeon. It's
5:44
like it's a very well known St. Louis thing,
5:46
but it's just a very unique style of pizza.
5:48
I just remember like that was like the first conversation we had, but
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I don't know. I feel like we like hit it off like early
5:53
on. I felt like that was something that really stood out to me
5:55
about Galah. So even from week one was that everyone was so
5:58
awesome to like just hang out. And
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I know I know That's
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also like that's that's just how well
6:05
that's fair No, like that's good that you
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didn't go in with any like preconceived notions
6:09
of what he would be like, but now
6:11
I might have said no Yeah, you share
6:14
that together from time to time Yarsee
6:17
do headlines for morning footy as well But
6:20
there has to be the moments of like, okay.
6:22
How do I handle what Alexis just said? We're on
6:24
live television Well the
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perfect example, which I'm sure you've all
6:29
played here on the show was the
6:31
foot joke Oh, yeah, the foot joke
6:33
I was hosting that was like I hadn't hosted that show
6:35
many times either at that point No
6:37
without for a wedding So there was like a
6:39
good run of shows and we were talking about
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Goalkeepers well playing with your feet and
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Charlie and Nigel wouldn't stop having this
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argument because I think I Think
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Charlie felt like he should have been right and it never
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got to the point where he was able to prove himself
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Yeah By
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the way like off-air like we there's no more
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there's no more tape we gotta go And
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we're all supposed to say goodbye and like give a prediction or
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whatever and so you Think Stopping
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or his feet. Yeah, and I was just like
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we had to stop it I don't want to
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give I found a way to edit the scene if you
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will I will give
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Ali some credit if you watch the clip you
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can hear you catch morning footy You catch the
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footy part of that joke first. Yes, so you
7:28
got morning footy like oh wait, what am I
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saying? I know I was like, all right, that's gonna do it for
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us. I'm I Allow
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me to go morning what and that's exactly where I
7:42
cut the clip. Yeah, that was intentional. I was doing
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that Ali
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gets like the humor part of it She gets
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the bits which is like most people I think
7:52
are so uncomfortable on used to Having
7:54
someone at the desk whose goal is to do what
7:56
I'm doing. Right, right? That one right there. I have
7:58
I have three younger brothers And
8:01
I will say they are some of the funniest people I
8:03
know I also First
8:10
of all always like I head on like these like big makeup like
8:12
their own terms of like that We'll be in a group shot and
8:14
like I'm in stitches and they're just like that's just how they talk
8:16
All right, so and like a lot of the jokes and stuff. I
8:19
don't know. I feel like you're going up with the
8:21
punches growing up in that setting like I
8:23
think obviously birth order affects a lot of
8:25
who you turn out to be but also
8:27
like Even like what
8:29
kind of siblings you have and being the oldest and only
8:31
girl of three younger brothers has very much shaped me I
8:34
guess into the person. I mean what we could punches which is good if you're
8:36
gonna live in New York Women
8:38
getting punched out here Hoping
8:51
that being all of five foot one like maybe I'm
8:53
just like not even in their peripheral All
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right, let's just watch the clip real
9:01
quick just so we can some people
9:05
Doing right now at Manchester now Do you think they care about
9:07
his feet or you think they care about him keeping the ball
9:09
in the back and then that gets Some respect there's some people
9:11
on the internet who probably care a lot about his feet And
9:19
with that we will just end
9:21
the show thanks for watching I
9:31
Got a punch for a classic We
9:35
were talking that was my first million
9:37
million view How
9:40
much money did you get from zero You
9:47
We were talking before we started recording
9:49
that that you Has
9:51
a little bit of a comedic background where
9:53
you were talking. I wouldn't say that my no
9:55
I can't don't don't know Just
9:57
to write skits for my sorority in college That
10:00
comedy that now that were they funny yeah You
10:04
know what you you and it wasn't all just me
10:06
either you you put in the work though I just
10:08
you have something I did something cuz some people do
10:10
some people are terrified to even try to be funny
10:13
Or some people will tell you they're funny Before
10:17
they've never attempted to write anything I appreciate
10:19
you guys gassing me up, but you guys haven't seen these kids See
10:30
everything I trend I mean maybe was
10:32
like a couple years ago that the
10:34
sorority video trend of like opening a door
10:37
we're like for Russian ruckus and it
10:39
was like a terrifying image of like
10:42
400 blonde white women that it looked like Honestly
10:47
lowkey like that's another reason why I did skit
10:49
cuz you got out of all those other responsibilities
10:51
I was like, oh I get to take The
10:55
whole week off of rush pretty much to
10:57
write and perform a skit. Yeah Like
11:00
that or have 500 conversations with
11:03
people wearing
11:05
an ugly t-shirt I
11:08
was never were you wearing it. I was not no
11:10
I got in I
11:12
got there was a friend of mine that tried to
11:14
like it like invited me to parties and he's like
11:16
You know, I was just like around the culture. I'm
11:18
like, this isn't for me and I went to college
11:20
in Staten Island Would
11:26
be in prison right now Which
11:30
is like smack dab in the middle of Missouri
11:32
and Columbia, Missouri. It's just like a true college
11:34
town It's a journalism school, right? It's a really
11:36
good Journal, and it was my state school So
11:38
it was like more affordable to go there It had the
11:40
program that I wanted to fall into even though I did
11:42
zero broadcasting while I was in college So that you know
11:44
You have to find out what you don't like to know
11:47
what you do like sometimes and I think If
11:49
I look back on college It was a great
11:51
chance for me to learn professionally at least in
11:53
a work setting like what I do not like
11:56
And that was working in marketing like kind of
11:58
like I was working doing
12:00
like content marketing one summer before my senior year. And
12:02
I was like, I remember coming home and like I
12:05
was staying living with my parents because it was in St. Louis where
12:07
the internship was. I was like, dad, I hate this. Like I
12:09
went into school wanting to do TV. And I feel
12:11
like I got away from that because I didn't want
12:13
to do the local news route, which was a large,
12:16
um, that's where like a lot of the curriculum for the,
12:18
the Missouri like broadcast program kind of went through. And I
12:20
was like, well, that's what I want to be like at
12:22
the games. I want to be covering the games. And I
12:24
just, maybe I could have pushed harder
12:27
and figured it out, but you know, my path landed
12:29
me here eventually somehow. So we got, we
12:31
got there. I
12:35
was a computer science major. I did
12:37
it for years. Uh, and this is
12:39
where I ended up. So what do
12:41
you know about release
12:44
the page? Oh, look,
12:46
all I, you did for good. I'm actually
12:48
getting texts and messages from people like, yo,
12:51
you guys, you know. Look,
12:55
I'll just say this. This is my statement. Look,
12:57
I have nothing much more to say other than,
13:00
than I used to, I, yes, I worked
13:02
for Sean, John. I, I was a
13:04
senior I T, uh, admin
13:06
over there. And yes, Diddy
13:09
sniffed me a few times. That's all I'm saying. That's it.
13:12
You can't have no more questions on the matter. You're
13:14
in a Patreon if you want the rest of the
13:16
story. Okay. You got to pay for that kind of
13:18
accent. This is a hundred percent true by the way.
13:21
Multiple occasions. This is a billion percent
13:23
true. And that's it. That is all
13:25
you got any other questions? patreon.com. Yeah.
13:27
That's not good. Cool again. Back. Okay.
13:29
Let's, let's start talking. We'll tell you
13:31
off camera. And
13:34
I don't even need to pay for that. Oh
13:36
no, we're going to take. Put
13:40
your credit card. We got
13:42
Apple bank. Uh,
13:45
let's get to it. Let's
13:47
talk, uh, some footy. Okay.
13:50
Uh, where to begin? Sure. What, uh, MLS,
13:52
let's start with the MLS signings. Look, we're
13:54
going to go over a couple of things.
13:56
Cause there's a lot, there's a lot of drama
13:58
in MLS and, and. And in
14:01
NWSL and in US Women's National Team news, so
14:03
we'll get into all the tea but
14:06
LA FC just signed
14:09
Maxime Chenot and that
14:11
is a little bit of a heartfelt and
14:13
you know a bit of a gut punch.
14:15
Yes. Yeah, you guys yeah, because we are
14:18
NYC FC fans We celebrated with him when
14:20
when we won MLS Cup. Yes as a
14:22
team in 2021. I say we because we
14:24
were We were at
14:26
the point you guys get rings we did we
14:28
did get rid of the whole video we
14:31
we also we were doing confetti
14:34
angels in Providence Park So
14:37
it was it so it's very very meaningful but
14:40
Maxime Chenot left NYC FC to
14:42
join a Joshua
14:47
Joshua I think it's
14:49
a Joshua don't know yeah, so
14:53
I'm so working on the pronounce so
14:56
he goes over there and and he you
14:58
know says he wants to be playing from
15:00
a family and that was the reasoning why
15:02
he basically ended his contract with NYC
15:04
FC and Zike!
15:08
And then we get the news. I got family in
15:10
LA too! Turns out. No when
15:12
I say family, I mean like you fanfans!
15:14
Yeah, we all fanfans! We
15:16
all family! No, but
15:19
but Chenot let me oh here it is
15:21
Chenot You know is
15:23
officially an LA FC player. And yes,
15:25
look it's difficult Obviously,
15:28
this was like the emotional leader of
15:30
the team. This was the the rock
15:33
of the team and and yeah So it's
15:35
gonna be difficult to see him in the
15:37
LA FC shirt But
15:39
this is well look well it is what it
15:41
is LA FC You know aren't
15:44
aren't having that comment. Why y'all sign
15:46
a really old player? He's
15:49
about like 34? 35? Yeah,
15:51
he's 34. Oh, it literally says it on
15:53
the graphic. He's still boy. He's a good
15:55
boy. He honestly he is one of the
15:58
I thought in the maybe the previous three,
16:01
four years, he was probably one of the better
16:03
defenders in MLS. And he's also a
16:05
very good defender with both feet.
16:08
He can send diagonals with either
16:10
foot. Great on corners. Great on
16:12
corners. Great aerial. Yeah, and
16:14
a good defender and good on the ball.
16:17
So it was a tough loss for NYCFC.
16:19
And it's why I think NYCFC missed the
16:21
playoffs last season. So him going to LAFC,
16:23
look, all sort of. Giroud is.
16:26
Giroud is the other one. That's really the big one. This
16:29
is a big one. Of French people,
16:31
Maxime, as much as we love you,
16:33
bruv, you take a back
16:35
seat to Olivier
16:37
Giroud and that jaw line. I
16:41
mean, so that's going to
16:43
be an exciting move. So the
16:45
move for Olivier Giroud to LAFC
16:47
is probably the bigger deal. Tom
16:49
Bogart was reporting on it of
16:51
the athletic. So you look,
16:53
this has come up on Morning Footy a whole bunch. This
16:55
is the first time we get to address it here.
16:58
But usually what comes up on proper
17:01
sports shows and broadcasts
17:04
is, look, is he sort
17:06
of too old? Can he still contribute? I
17:09
think Olivier Giroud is going to be fine. But
17:11
on this kind of show, we talk about how
17:13
is his handsomeness going to adjust to LA? Is
17:15
he an LA 10? He's going to love
17:17
it. Are you kidding? I
17:19
think. Is he an LA 10 actually brings
17:21
up a good point? That's a good debate.
17:24
That's a good debate. LA, you know, LA. I
17:26
say he's an LA 10. You think
17:28
so. I absolutely think so. I've also
17:30
heard that he's only guy
17:32
hot, you know, which we found out one
17:34
of our fans, shout out to Kale Parker, we haven't talked in a
17:37
while. One of our fans
17:39
found us gushing over Sebastian
17:41
Ledgett as we look into his eyes.
17:43
Yes. We argue that
17:45
Sebastian Ledgett is one of the most
17:47
attractive players in Major League Soccer. I
17:50
almost think he's too attractive. Is he the one that
17:53
dated Becky G? Becky G. And apparently some
17:55
of us. Well, I'm not going
17:57
to get it all that bad. See, some TMZ
17:59
footage of them they might be back together. They're
18:01
signs that it might be working out. I don't know.
18:03
I don't know. I hope it works out for the
18:05
best. They've both been on the show. Yes.
18:08
Very cool. And we wish
18:10
them the best. I don't know what happened. We love that
18:12
union and we love the music you're putting out. Okay, but
18:14
he's someone that would be guy high. We're like, yo, you
18:16
can pretty. Yeah, yeah. But we found out
18:19
that a lot of women don't think he's
18:21
that high. He gets more of like an
18:23
F-boy look to him. Where
18:25
only other dudes think that guy, oh, everyone would
18:28
think that guy's high. That women
18:30
typically don't. Okay. I mean, it's I mean, it's
18:32
just ridiculous. It's comical that anybody can think this
18:34
guy. It's insane that him and I are the
18:36
same animal. That's the one I can think of.
18:40
It's just insane. God does six
18:43
favorite. You
18:46
are a crazy person if you think
18:48
this man is not only
18:50
just conventionally attractive, but just literally one of the most
18:52
attractive people you've ever seen. That's
18:55
my argument. So Olivier Giroux. So
18:57
now we turn to the we
18:59
don't even need you for this segment. Is
19:01
your real heart. I
19:05
mean, I think, well, let's talk about
19:08
like the production side. I just want
19:10
to say, I think Olivier true is
19:12
going to come in and be just
19:14
fine. Yeah, for L.A.S.C. I think like
19:16
the conversation of, oh, are
19:18
these guys just coming to like in their careers? Like Luis
19:21
Suarez has kind of ended that conversation for me a little
19:23
bit right now. And now he's doing right now a little
19:25
too early to say that. No, I mean, come on. I
19:27
mean, with his numbers right now, he's going to
19:29
put himself in five games into the season. So
19:31
long honey, Luke Tarr didn't score a goal for
19:33
like months and was still like towards
19:36
the top of the tape of the league in scoring.
19:38
So like, as long as you bag enough goals at
19:40
one point, you know, to stay healthy for the whole season. That's going to
19:42
be the big question. OK, but back to handsome Olivier Giroux.
19:46
So you think he's in L.A.S.C. I yeah.
19:49
OK, I'm a little worried about his
19:51
sense of fashion. Really? Yeah,
19:53
because he's very European. I
19:56
mean, he's French. I bet you he's going to
19:58
have a lot of those tight jeans that are right. ripped
20:00
all the way, you know what I mean? I
20:02
know exactly what you're talking about. It's more skin
20:05
than jeans. Also, random
20:07
zippers everywhere. And
20:11
with like the just like the
20:13
most starch like white short sleeve polo. Yeah,
20:15
yeah, yeah. And like a chain. A hundred percent
20:17
of chain over the white shirt. The biggest watch
20:20
you've ever seen. Yeah, one of my favorite for
20:23
the French national team camps, the
20:25
photos of them arriving to the Claire La Parte
20:28
thing. They look really good. But they all they
20:30
come out of like these cars. They look like
20:32
from the like the 40s or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
20:34
yeah. They're all contributing to the air pollution with
20:36
the clone that they're wearing. But
20:38
the... I could smell those photos. They're
20:41
a hundred percent right now. It's its own catwalk. It's like
20:43
you have to show up to camp. You can't
20:45
be looking dumpy. You have to fly. In
20:47
the training kit, in the sweats. Nah,
20:50
bro. You ain't serious about this. Nah,
20:52
de champs. Like, bro, did you
20:54
go athletic for the walk-in? No,
20:57
no. We're all auditioning for
20:59
007, dawg. We
21:01
went to Paris for Messi's
21:03
first game when he was... The Cooligan's honeymoon,
21:05
whichever one. It was a
21:07
beautiful time. It was a transformative
21:09
time, really. It's where...
21:12
I said Transformer of Corbin. Oh,
21:15
yeah, I got that out of there. Oh,
21:17
yeah, I got that out of there. Don't touch the park
21:19
as much as yet. Paris
21:22
was where we conceived. Anyway,
21:26
no, but the one thing I noticed while I
21:28
was in Paris is the fashion
21:31
game is... The
21:35
standard is very, very high
21:37
for everyone. There were toddlers
21:39
that were dressed better than I
21:41
was. There were old
21:44
people that were giving wise advice.
21:47
Fashion out there is work. Literally,
21:50
women in their 60s and 70s
21:52
in just great rain jackets, some
21:55
galoshes, great pants, and just like...
21:57
There's no H&M out there. heard
22:00
of it. No. So
22:02
that's the thing. So a guy
22:04
like Jirou, he's gonna bring some
22:06
of that, but he's also not like, he's
22:09
not, you know, he's not Parisian. Okay.
22:12
So there's that. Maybe that's the difference. Okay. Parisians are known
22:14
for that. Do you think that like sometimes these
22:16
guys come to the league and like
22:18
adapt a little bit? Like, I don't
22:20
know. He feels like he's one of
22:22
those is like, I'm European. Yeah. This
22:24
is the way we do it. Yeah.
22:26
Sing him on. We don't have Tam.
22:28
Sing him do the interviews on the,
22:30
on the champions league broadcast. He did a
22:33
couple of them. Yeah. Him and Charlie
22:35
are very close. Yeah. He seems like a
22:37
fairly like affable guy. He can like
22:39
laugh at himself. Were you part of
22:41
the interview with him? I don't think so.
22:43
He, I think what I found out
22:45
is I didn't realize how religious he was.
22:48
He's like a very, very God fearing
22:50
man. Damn. Yeah. I never thought about
22:52
that. Wow. Him and Corbin gonna be
22:54
like, yeah, she plays at
22:56
BSC. Maybe read the Bible
23:00
together. Yeah. This
23:02
is how I'm going to live my life based on these
23:04
sets of rules. Okay. Let's go.
23:07
Jesus King. Let's do it. Jesus
23:09
had a funny on morning footy
23:11
today. What do you
23:16
say that, uh, he was like,
23:18
you know, Easter Sunday, we've got a big man
23:20
city arsenal game coming up and he was like,
23:22
we'll see if Jesus is risen. Yeah. That was
23:25
good for him. For him. That's not bad. Well
23:29
done. Jesus in America.
23:33
Okay. Uh, they go hand in
23:35
hand. Um, all right. So is that any other,
23:37
do we have any other Giroux takes besides on
23:39
his handsomeness or how he's going to play? I
23:41
think we're, I think we're all set there. I
23:43
think we're all good. I mean, I,
23:45
I also think that signings like these are
23:48
important for MLS is for as much as
23:50
people don't want to accept that having some
23:52
of the games, bigger, more
23:54
well-known stars is like important to
23:57
the growth of the league. It is. And I
23:59
think that's just. Like the reality and he's gonna look
24:01
nice on billboards in LA. But you already
24:03
know that's in the works for sure. I said
24:05
a lot about Keilini being too old and he
24:07
just bossed. I feel like all these guys like
24:10
where I was like, oh yeah,
24:12
but he is this age, which is another
24:14
thing too. I've talked with like a lot
24:16
of different players who I think we need
24:18
to like start rethinking what that age is
24:20
that we start saying that a player
24:23
is like older because there's so many better
24:25
resources available to these guys. Like
24:27
take care of themselves that it's
24:30
not as much like, oh man, he's 30. There
24:33
you go. A millionaire vegans. Yeah.
24:35
I mean, Sebastian's legit.
24:39
Does that have a single percent of fat on that
24:41
body? No. Okay. Unless I'm sitting on
24:43
his lap. Well,
24:48
that would end his career. So
24:52
moving on from the LA FC transfer news,
24:55
um, we had some interesting social media
24:57
action from a US WN player. Interesting
25:00
is one word I can use. Yes, that's true. Corbin,
25:03
Corbin, however, got into some hot water
25:05
for her likes and retweets and an
25:07
Instagram and Twitter. What do you guys
25:09
make of the entire situation? Currently trending
25:12
on X. Yeah. Do not want to
25:14
be, uh, for a good reason. Not
25:17
for, not for the reason she's trending. You
25:19
don't want to be like, well, she didn't
25:21
like score a bang or what
25:24
she did for PSG recently. But
25:27
she ain't winning champions right now. That's
25:29
not the reason she's, she's, uh, trending.
25:31
Look, I just want to preface this
25:33
with a, uh, some care
25:36
because this is a young person, a young
25:38
player. She's 21. She can
25:40
buy alcohol on the country. She can. I'm just,
25:42
look, this is always going to be my perspective and I
25:44
try to give people as much a benefit of the doubt
25:47
until they are straight up, taintles down,
25:50
saying things that I truly dislike. Hey,
25:53
look, the evidence we're seeing a crumb
25:56
trail. I'm like, okay, this might be
25:58
something bad. At the end of this
26:00
trail. I'm willing to
26:03
suggest it's not circumstantial. I'm willing to
26:05
suggest it's substantial. So
26:07
the specifics are, and I don't want to
26:10
display- For those who don't know, Corbin Alber
26:12
kind of came on the scene recently, like
26:14
the last year, because of her stellar play
26:16
with PSG. PSG's women's team. She's
26:18
American, she can play for the US Women's
26:20
Dance. She does. She played at the women's
26:22
gold cup and played well and got even,
26:24
I think, more casual fans,
26:27
more interested in her career. Especially too
26:29
with the time, as you all know, like we're at
26:31
with the US Women's National Team, where there is a
26:33
big changing in the guard. So there's more of a
26:35
focus on these younger players because everyone wants to see
26:37
what the talent pool looks like in the depth and
26:39
see and like really focus on these
26:41
players. And more so than they would have. Yeah. Let's get
26:44
some younger players in there. And you know now, social
26:46
media has changed everything. If there's
26:48
a musician I like, I hear a song, like
26:50
a rapper, ForBats is one of the new
26:52
rappers that have recently sort of hit the
26:55
scene, probably an industry player. Come
26:57
out of nowhere. And I'm like, yo, let me check out
26:59
their social media. Not that many posts, but I was like,
27:02
all right, I can't really go deep. Sometimes you can go
27:04
deep. And in this case, I
27:07
would say a lot of fans, a lot of fans
27:09
are like, hey, who's this Corbin Albert? Let
27:11
me follow up on what her social media
27:14
presence is like. And it turns out she'd
27:16
been liking a few things and she's been
27:18
reposting a few things that may not sit
27:20
well with her teammates, the fan
27:22
base. And that's the main
27:24
thing. And the specifics are... Someone who doesn't wear
27:26
a mask. Most
27:31
people can put two and two together, but there's a
27:34
lot of posts that she's been
27:36
liking and re-sharing. That is... It's
27:38
transphobic, it's homophobic. I'm
27:40
always dying there. Is it hurt? Are
27:42
you okay? Yeah, I just breathe this water.
27:44
That's not a good sign. So
27:48
that's basically it. She's, you
27:50
know, if you look at her, the
27:53
first ones I saw were the repost on
27:55
TikTok. And because she's been
27:57
coming up on my feed dancing at
27:59
the PSG. training she does dances with
28:01
some of the other players. I'm like okay maybe
28:03
she's like like Trindy Rodman and like real fun
28:05
and then out here having a good time and
28:08
then you look at some of the likes and the
28:10
repos. She's the exact opposite of Trindy Rodman. Doesn't
28:13
seem as fun you know. I'll be
28:15
honest. More dances.
28:17
Okay and then so
28:20
as soon as those started getting shared
28:23
on on Twitter then now
28:25
you know look the the
28:27
US WNT hive. They're
28:30
serious and they they they ride for you if
28:32
you are a person that is
28:39
like you know generally kind,
28:41
inclusive, caring. Listen soccer
28:43
fans come in all
28:45
shapes and sizes and you know
28:48
sexual preferences and all that and so if
28:50
you're gonna play in front of them you
28:52
should be welcoming of everyone. That's how I
28:54
feel. Yeah you know Corbin Albert maybe not
28:56
so much. So based on the or the
28:58
Albert family. Yeah and
29:00
based on her social media
29:03
you you can maybe
29:05
think or assume that once she
29:07
she's definitely a very religious person
29:09
and then also which is fine.
29:11
Which yeah I like I think that's fine
29:13
to me where I like
29:16
the one that I had a really big issue
29:18
with with was the post about
29:20
Megan Rapinoe's injury and Megan Rapinoe is
29:22
very vocal about a lot of different
29:24
causes which it has been
29:26
something that I think even her teammates over
29:28
the years and the fans have credited her
29:30
for because it's really helped give a
29:32
voice to some of those underserved communities that do
29:34
make up. She's a queen on this
29:37
show. Megan Rapinoe is we're big fans. And she's
29:39
used her platform to advocate for so many different
29:41
things and whether or not you agree with those
29:43
things or not you have to give a lot
29:46
of respect to what Megan Rapinoe has done not
29:48
just for women's soccer and
29:50
and soccer as a whole but for a lot
29:52
of really important causes to a lot of people
29:54
and whether Corbin Albert agrees with those or not
29:56
you should never wish injury on anybody and that
29:58
was one of the post that came
30:00
out that she had liked was after making
30:03
her penis suffered that injury
30:05
in the final game. And like
30:08
that to me, it's, you know, believe what
30:10
you want to believe, but if you're getting into a
30:12
place where you're wishing injury or
30:15
liking things, like even in
30:17
this realm, like this is not, I just
30:20
like can't even wrap my head around this one. Yeah, it's
30:22
difficult, especially if you're, even if you're like, you
30:24
know, this was last year, or
30:26
just a couple months ago, you're in, maybe
30:28
you, I don't know if you had gotten
30:31
called, like being called up already for
30:33
the US Women's National. Probably part of the youth, the
30:35
youth level. But like, once you're at the youth level,
30:37
you 12, that's
30:39
it, like, you know, she's been to me, you
30:41
know, Megan personally don't like her. Yes. Keep
30:43
it to yourself. No, I am like, is it? There
30:46
is no need to, you know, mention anything like this.
30:48
100%, and I think like what it all kind
30:50
of comes down to with me right now is like, keep
30:54
it to yourself. And I think we
30:56
have seen, especially when you're in
30:58
that role, that position, right? That
31:01
stuff is going to come out if you don't have
31:03
the right advisors around you to help
31:05
you with like your social media. And the reality is, is
31:07
like, yeah, you're young, you're only 20 something years old. Like
31:10
maybe some of these likes, and things go back to when
31:12
you were a team, but like, hey. Yeah.
31:15
Figure it out. Like that to me, it's
31:17
like, when I see that stuff happen, I'm like,
31:19
sorry, then like that, that's kind of fun. Yeah,
31:22
that's the lack of professionalism. Even when I got
31:24
the CBS thing, my agent was
31:26
like, yo, scrub the internet, dawg. You
31:29
said some dumb stuff on stage that can be taken
31:31
out of context. Because I think now that you've met
31:33
me, I'm not saying anything that's, I don't think anything
31:35
that would upset a group of people, any group of
31:37
people. No. You know, but I'm, you know,
31:39
someone could take that out of the context, take that out of
31:42
there, because I know you didn't mean that. You don't want that
31:44
stuff getting ahead of you. And I was like, that's just smart.
31:46
I deleted some of my jokes. I kept some up that I
31:48
know were just a little bit more benign, but this is, yeah.
31:52
I mean, this must be, and I, she must come
31:54
from, I'm only guessing here.
31:56
I don't know, but this feels like maybe like a,
31:58
a bit of a toxic family situation. where
32:00
you're either like them or you're
32:03
maybe outcast. That's the only thing
32:05
I can think of because her family's very clearly. Let's
32:08
just say, I don't know what they were doing on January 6th.
32:14
I think their Amazon orders had grappling gear
32:16
before. That's all I'm gonna
32:18
say. On January 5th, there was
32:20
a tactical gear that was delivered there. I don't
32:22
wanna put them on screen or anything. I
32:25
mean, this was a public. It is, it is.
32:27
I'm just saying, it's a look. We also work
32:29
with US algorithm degree and stuff like that. So
32:31
I don't wanna, it's not about just kinda
32:34
dumping on a player. I think there's a,
32:36
look, I think there's a deeper conversation and
32:39
a more serious conversation in regards
32:41
to what the future of US soccer,
32:44
what it's gonna look like in regards
32:46
to players that want to use their
32:48
platform to advocate for something, right? If
32:51
she wants to be a religious person
32:53
and advocate for certain things regarding
32:56
Christianity, I think that's totally
32:58
fair. But if it is about
33:00
excluding people in any way or
33:03
mocking or especially marginalized communities in
33:05
the country, then there has to be
33:07
some sort of boundary, especially because some
33:09
of the players that you play with
33:11
represent those marginalized communities, right? Like somebody
33:14
was making an example about, you
33:16
know, religious people that are
33:18
inclusive. Like Steven Colbert is one of them,
33:20
right? Steven Colbert is one of my favorite
33:23
comedians. Very Catholic. I grew up Catholic as
33:26
well. I also think we need to stop like always
33:28
like kind of lumping like religion
33:30
and being like transphobic or like
33:33
homophobic and do the same like- And
33:36
that does happen a lot, but I think there are examples. It's
33:39
good to point out examples of like, look,
33:41
you can be both, like it doesn't matter.
33:43
I think people tend to assume you're one
33:45
way if you're religious and it's not true.
33:48
Steven Colbert is a great example. Exactly. And
33:50
it's like somebody who is deeply sort of
33:52
knowledgeable about his religion. The
33:56
dude, he read all the Lord of the
33:58
Rings books and the Bibles. My man knows
34:00
this stuff. You know, you
34:02
reading bro. My man's a reader.
34:05
A lot of books. But more than that,
34:07
it's like when you, when I hear Steven Colbert
34:09
talk about religion, I hear him
34:11
talking about it from a place of love
34:14
and something that is deeply important to him.
34:16
I love what you just said there, because I
34:18
think what it comes down to is like, what
34:20
is the, what's like the baseline you're operating from?
34:22
Is it from a place of love and respect
34:24
and try, even if it's something that you don't
34:26
understand, but want to understand more because you're going
34:28
about it from a place of love and respect?
34:31
And so that's why I don't necessarily always
34:33
care what people believe or why they believe
34:35
it. But what is their motivation
34:37
and how are they going about that belief system?
34:40
And if it's not from a place of
34:42
love and respect and understanding, then it's hard for
34:44
me to try and, and unfortunately,
34:46
the content that was shared is
34:49
not respectful. Not a lot of love going on there. Not
34:51
a lot of love. And so I think
34:53
that's, you know, kind of back to what you
34:55
said about like professionalism, the reality today is that
34:58
social media and your social media presence is a
35:00
huge part of your job
35:02
as an athlete. Like that is your job
35:04
is to play soccer. And as part of
35:06
that job, you have an online presence. And
35:08
that online presence helps you also do things
35:10
like get partnerships and brand
35:12
deals and things that also help supplement your
35:14
income and stuff and, you know, whatever else,
35:17
grow your, like that's not your primary job. But it's like,
35:19
it can be- Her sponsorships are going up. She started to sell
35:21
the Trump Bible. That was
35:23
crazy by the way. She's sleeping in
35:25
my pillow. Her
35:28
comforters made from
35:30
the thousands of
35:32
avenues. And
35:37
so maybe like it, but
35:39
I also look at it too is like, you
35:42
know, again, it's hard to
35:44
have good relationships with your teammates if you're not
35:46
doing things out of respect. And I don't know
35:48
anyone who's going to see that like on the
35:51
Megan Rapinoe tweet and think anything, but that's coming
35:53
from a place of pure hate negativity and just not like
35:55
that's not, that's not somebody
35:57
that I, that's a lot of trouble. It
36:00
has to be built back up for me if I'm a
36:02
teammate in the locker room the story I think
36:04
goes deep like her father told her she like growing
36:06
up She wasn't allowed to play soccer until Megan Rapinoe
36:08
said I'm not going to the fucking White House I
36:16
got a plan The one
36:18
thing I say look and you know the video
36:20
especially with her family you can't look you don't
36:22
pick your family You know, but but but this
36:25
is why I'm glad my family does not because
36:27
they'd be doing this very
36:30
embarrassing This is where
36:32
like I feel I feel sort of
36:35
bad for her in And
36:37
my assumption is that look she's a young person
36:39
and maybe this is the family she grew up
36:41
in and in the last 10 years Of politics
36:44
have been awful and then but then also
36:46
and also like if we don't I could
36:48
care less if you How you
36:50
vote as long as you don't
36:53
purposely show a disdain for someone
36:55
that yeah Of another it's not
36:57
even I guess not fair about
36:59
politics per day. It's like political
37:01
discourse has gotten so Also
37:04
corny right because this is like
37:06
the the the parents making jokes
37:09
about it It's make
37:11
it pronouns. Yeah and and and
37:14
you know things about about transgender and
37:16
non-binary And then making just fun of
37:18
that and now even this week Di
37:20
Di is now the new thing to
37:22
be upset about so I just feel
37:25
like Corbin might be just in this
37:27
in this just cringe ass family that
37:29
all they focus is on the keywords
37:31
That magga tells them to focus on
37:33
and it's like I okay I'm supposed
37:36
to dislike these things because i've been
37:38
told to isn't she in this video. She isn't
37:40
this video Barry, you should be
37:42
embarrassed. I was gonna say you also have to
37:44
give her like a little bit of responsibility to
37:47
be like Maybe this is your family one Exactly.
37:49
No, no, I I agree But
37:51
I also think too like and and maybe
37:53
yes, maybe no like will like
37:56
I think all of us Will look back on
37:58
things from years past or as of now That
38:00
was kind of like cringing me. I was like, I
38:02
don't feel that way about that anymore And so I
38:04
I don't I don't know her personally it's hard for me
38:06
like see all I know is what like You know,
38:08
I'm seeing and I just I come at it from
38:10
the angle of What
38:13
are you doing? Yeah, like none of
38:15
this is what you're doing Kind
38:17
to this Gonna
38:20
be brought up always in forever always in
38:23
forever and I Take
38:26
it away like Comes
38:29
up in stand-up comedy a lot right because
38:31
you know a lot of comedians now They
38:33
choose to you know either make fun of
38:35
trans people or make fun of that community
38:37
or Fine marginalized communities
38:39
to make fun of and then and
38:41
to acquire that audience Yeah, and then
38:44
but but you even people
38:46
watching in now could be like this So they
38:48
like if you look back at my comedy ten
38:50
years ago That was there wasn't any jokes like
38:52
that because not and not because I wasn't a
38:54
good enough comic to even try to make the
38:56
jokes but then but my instinct is I
38:59
don't not I'm not trying to make fun of Marginalized
39:02
people for no reason for the sake of
39:04
making fun of them. You know, I mean, yeah
39:06
simply because a lot of people are talking about
39:08
them at the moment and you're annoyed to
39:11
Acknowledge their existence and stuff like that. So
39:13
that's the the annoying thing about
39:16
this And I think that the the standard for
39:18
you're gonna represent the US men's national team the
39:20
US women's national team You have to
39:22
you have to care you representing the country. It is
39:25
a massive massive responsibility It
39:27
is and you have to deal
39:30
with the consequences of that and I think the
39:32
consequences of this I don't
39:35
know what effect it has on her
39:37
call-ups and stuff, but I I Would
39:40
just imagine that the reaction from
39:42
the players on that team It's more that that's
39:44
a bigger deal probably going to be very strong
39:47
And yes, like the fan reaction very much matters to
39:49
those are the people that you're you know We're in
39:51
the badger playing for 100% but like that I think
39:53
that This
39:56
is I I'm very curious to see how this plays
39:59
out the final real quick Omaha. I mean I
40:01
have a formula restart game like has weeks every
40:03
game. People who be like ours. Like
40:08
Alsatian. I'll say the quiet heart out loud. We do
40:10
that. you know with. A. Domestic violence situation.
40:12
And I'm not going to compare situations
40:14
nine. Or not, I like my general allies
40:16
so that play like that. Like I mean we
40:18
like how many situations and and other professional like
40:20
men's sports for example the we just like oh
40:22
well I'm so angry about this and then it's
40:25
like. Oh. Man had a really good sees
40:27
as well as against against but I. Must
40:30
say be but all of them ahern.
40:32
State of like meteorite now also season and
40:34
at to Rikers we've all become desensitized to
40:36
things because of how the news cycle works
40:38
and. I mean. It's
40:41
just the reality of the world that we live
40:43
in for better, for worse. And I'm yet. I'm
40:45
a I'm here to see obtuse to see
40:47
if if you a soccer will justice at
40:50
all and I'm peers as he value the
40:52
players might be something I just held the
40:54
mouth and maybe they just salary like yo
40:56
that's it. No more posts anything I may
40:58
be able just quietly kind of go away
41:00
but I you know I personally I love
41:02
that this is becoming a thing because a
41:04
fan base is not going to tolerate intolerance
41:06
and and they're gonna address it it it
41:09
might be you know amazed my still call
41:11
or up and because she's a good player
41:13
and I understand up and annecy affect the
41:15
team negatively. Then she will not get called
41:17
yeah up any more sensibly for the players
41:19
but I think the fans have a say
41:21
here like a we we don't like that
41:23
this player is representing the teams and and
41:25
you know have that had that discussion have
41:27
that the during. That like she would not get
41:29
called up because it like the sands along. A.
41:32
Depends how loud it is. Yeah, if it
41:34
becomes a distraction than yes, you probably will.
41:36
I'm I'm in. Assume it's not loud enough
41:38
because in not is this. There's.
41:40
Not there's there's a lot of us from
41:42
is awesome. Seen fans with the how many
41:44
of those are. On. Twitter. Having
41:46
those arguments harm those discussions like
41:48
I'm looking at. Yeah, Corbyn, you
41:50
know her, her trending. She sees
41:52
trending on Twitter to two thousand,
41:55
One Hundred and Sixty four. Both.
41:57
That's not enough. To. get know
41:59
you know the attention I think of you a
42:01
soccer to be like we can't call her it's also just
42:03
not gonna stop and I mean it's just gonna get in
42:05
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42:10
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42:12
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sticking with the drama on this episode
42:50
it's been a very dramatic off the
42:52
field episode international breaks ten dollars well
43:00
we got a lot to talk about with
43:02
this story because Emil Forsberg who just recently
43:04
joined New York Red Bulls has been caught
43:06
some hot water I guess for allegedly ditching
43:09
his family in Germany bro hand hold up
43:11
a gal Guerrero I
43:14
mean what do you guys think I'm sure I'm sure yeah
43:16
so just add some more detail
43:22
Emil Forsberg his wife and
43:25
mother of his children found out he
43:28
got transferred to rebels when he went
43:30
to New York Red Bulls okay but
43:32
doesn't that bring up questions about like that
43:34
existing relationship already because that's crazy like if
43:36
my husband like I'm trying to put myself
43:39
in a similar boat there right feel like
43:41
there would have been more like writing on
43:43
the wall there yeah there's clearly something we don't
43:45
know about the relationship he went to the grocery store
43:47
to pick up dinner and then he just didn't do
43:49
that he was in New York City playing for Red
43:52
Bulls yeah it happened he went to you know
43:57
the Whole Foods to get them gross And
44:00
then he signed for Ralph Madrid Yeah,
44:04
you're gonna go get milk. Why are you taking
44:06
all that luggage? You
44:15
know Liberty crown on your The
44:21
way we found out about this was because did you get a bag
44:23
that looks like a big app so
44:26
a meal Forsberg's wife posted
44:29
on it to the gram dog to the
44:31
gram and and put out a whole statement there
44:34
was a Tweet the
44:36
original the first tweet I saw
44:38
was from a guy at Dazzleño,
44:42
but he was retweeting the the original
44:44
post that was in Swedish. Yeah, so
44:47
this has been translated It's been translated
44:49
and it basically you know, I'll read a
44:52
part of it We shall part ways words
44:54
I thought I would never utter after two
44:56
children in 19 years together and
44:59
that still feels unreal. Okay
45:01
brutal That's a bad
45:03
you are a meal Forsberg's PR
45:05
person Essentially
45:10
the whole the rest of the statement is I
45:13
didn't know I didn't know you were
45:15
going to the rebels She says a new start
45:17
New York was apparently a new stuff for you
45:19
and your life Haven't communicated
45:22
at all apart from stating that
45:24
you can't explain your actions time
45:26
what which what a horrible response Babe,
45:29
I don't know. I just can't explain my time. What's
45:32
out what it was. You wanted to
45:34
achieve by ghosting your family Ghosting
45:38
a girl you went on a date with
45:40
yeah, I mean baby people can let it
45:42
happen Wait, you went out
45:44
on a date with someone and then you find out that
45:46
her likes on a
45:48
little bit not Right
45:54
Your wife of 19 years and
45:56
you also have two children is Not
45:59
a great. Look, she may not be
46:01
sweeter. She might be like the in. This
46:05
sense is right here for your sake.
46:08
I hope you have no regrets and
46:10
that your know they have been. New
46:12
York is worth a divorce and the
46:14
way you treat your childress as their
46:17
mother was. A
46:20
Marcello we let me add
46:22
their mother says he says
46:24
as much as I will
46:26
say such as much as.
46:30
I will say. I. Don't Lcs a
46:32
Pr backgrounds were for somebody, but she hit
46:34
on every single or emotional trigger that you
46:37
could. Very. Well regarded out and I don't
46:39
know what he could possibly night I add
46:41
as a rebuttal his response. I'm I'm waiting
46:43
for his response more than Drake see something.
46:48
To me like reading that. He
46:50
does. He is a kind of lean into it because I don't know
46:52
what else you can say if you are already going to like. Do.
46:55
That to your family like you've had it. It's need to
46:57
make that your. New identity My that my
46:59
me. I do a press conference with
47:01
his new family about the I bought
47:03
though. this is why I had to
47:05
go about said i know guys we've
47:07
heard. About.
47:12
Workers. Okay,
47:17
Now I'm like the Wizard of
47:19
Oz suppose you mrs out of
47:21
a zoom. I don't go to
47:23
do my donated by going in.
47:25
Ours is a had a family.
47:28
Or the. Other by the
47:30
to see photos of him walking down the street
47:32
holding Julia Fox's. Are
47:35
you in for you? Yes you have for me
47:37
or does it look on his i am rat
47:39
as new Bill. Reading
47:42
Sympathy: Salamanders Four Hundred.
47:45
Eighty David. Vitter
47:47
Why is it your mind? This is
47:49
a lot more than a thing of
47:51
it is all I do for as
47:53
a while know like by me we
47:55
could take part in one hundred. He
47:57
misses it seems like you look at.
48:00
Her knee-statement from him. Yeah, I just don't want to get She's
48:04
right This is a
48:07
wild scenario because look even when rebels signed
48:09
to move Forsberg He was that he was
48:11
that RB life sick and and there was
48:13
like we heard about it for months before
48:15
that But there was a little bit of
48:17
like yo, huh? The rebels never they never
48:19
be signing anybody like they're coming over right
48:21
like players that are like kind of in
48:23
their prime And they don't send the prime
48:25
players over no If anything listen like youth
48:27
players stuff like that like that the way city football
48:30
group does for NYC FC It's like oh, here's a
48:32
player that we we we we think you'll eventually play
48:34
for city But let's see what he can do over
48:36
there. I was so crud And
48:39
then and now that so when they signed them and
48:41
you know, he's had already a good
48:44
start a couple assists I got a goal and
48:46
then but now imagine your roots family. He
48:48
leaves But
48:52
now that I Like
48:55
oh, why did he like what did he approve the move
48:57
to rebel and now that I see this I'm like Oh,
48:59
he's trying to get away from something Apparently
49:05
it's temptation island You
49:09
want to go to your anywhere Big
49:24
Apple No,
49:28
I Would
49:32
love to be 300 feet from Newark
49:34
New Jersey, are you kidding me? So
49:39
look I the main thing From
49:46
the movie I Love
49:50
that place. No the main thing here for me
49:52
is like look a scoring the
49:55
wife I understand you could be
49:57
American dream all is how Oh
50:00
damn! I only recently heard of
50:02
that one by the way and I was like
50:04
it's a what? You think those ski phones, yeah.
50:07
That's why. Can you surf in there as well
50:09
or something? I know they have ice skating rink.
50:11
Bro. We're selling them on me bro.
50:13
I don't trust that. On the end
50:16
bro. So give me half as buried where?
50:18
Oh I gotta go. Get
50:22
me out of life bro. I
50:25
need to go right now. Oh my
50:27
god. Okay in all seriousness if
50:30
you're the New York Red Bulls and you
50:32
see this like aren't you kind of questioning
50:34
like that player's intentions for coming over and
50:36
they're like how serious are taking the footballing
50:39
side unless he's like. No the fans
50:41
are like we don't care dude. He's too good.
50:43
He's too good of a player. He's a good
50:45
midfielder. Well thank him. Okay but like we saw
50:47
two really good players go to Toronto FC without the right
50:49
setting and it didn't know. It's working now.
50:51
It's working now but like I think. Check for statement if he's
50:53
vaping now. We've seen
50:56
a lot of times like in MLS like just because a
50:58
good player comes over like Ellie Galaxy never made the playoffs
51:00
with Zlatan on the team. Yeah but what we found out
51:02
about Emile's force work is that he brings no baggage with him.
51:04
He's coming free. My
51:06
man he's living a minimalist
51:09
lifestyle. His shoulders still.
51:12
No distractions. He's going home. My man
51:14
is focused on the game. You know
51:16
what I'm saying? Keep the IP's in
51:19
his apartment by himself when he gets
51:21
home. My man can't even hear crying
51:23
babies. No. He's
51:25
so focused. He's solely focused on football and
51:28
some other stuff but mainly football.
51:30
He's like child support. Sorry no
51:32
speaking. No. No. He's
51:35
so saying quite. You know.
51:37
Perdon. No in tindo. So
51:41
look I always say scoring wise. Yeah this is
51:43
I understand what the game tape and hinge that
51:45
did. But you feel
51:47
bad for the idea of obviously of
51:49
ghosting two children. And like why
51:52
it seems like he's not going no contact on
51:54
his family is disgusting. I hope I hope it's
51:56
not the case. I hope it's not true. But
51:58
yeah this. This is
52:00
kind of just such a
52:02
ridiculous development. And
52:04
yeah, for the thing of- What would you do
52:06
if he was liking post and sharing post of
52:08
other families? What would you do? What would you
52:11
do? No, he likes the post of Corbin Alves.
52:13
Who's name is a monster? Ali,
52:17
we just said he loves his family without saying
52:19
goodbye. He's not
52:21
a monster. Okay, well, Emil,
52:24
bro, I don't know what to tell you, man. I
52:26
hope everything works out with the whole family. I hope
52:28
that in the future you can show respect and
52:30
consideration for others despite your needs.
52:33
Yo, this is Latin mom
52:35
level. This is guilt. And
52:39
this was originally in Swedish, bro. It
52:41
must have went hard. Bro, a lot
52:43
of Blorgens in there, bro. A
52:46
lot of Urien Blurgens. Blurgens,
52:48
dude. Oh, man. You
52:50
don't want to- You see
52:52
the umlaut. Yo, you see a lot of umlaut, bro. I
52:57
look like gay. I look like bullet hole. I wonder
52:59
if ghosting translates to translates to. Blurgens,
53:02
bro. Well, you know what? We're going to-
53:04
We're going to find out. We're
53:07
going to wrap up the show. Are we
53:09
going to retranslate it from- No, no, no.
53:11
We're going to look up how to say
53:13
ghosting in- Oh,
53:16
well, in Swedish. Will they know the term?
53:18
Okay. I mean,
53:20
hopefully- I mean, she knew it. She said ghosting.
53:22
Ghosting. All right. That might be-
53:24
Okay. You know how to spell ghosting? It's like- Oh, where
53:26
am I bad at? Ghosting. It's fucking-
53:28
It's fucking- It's fucking- It's fucking- It's fucking-
53:31
It's fucking- It's fucking- Hit the button
53:33
so we can hear it. Okay, okay. Here it goes.
53:36
Spel-kin. Spel-kin. How
53:38
dare you spell-kin your family? Damn, bro. It's
53:40
honestly better when you just sprinkle in the
53:42
different- You hit them like fan-lish? Y'all didn't
53:44
say wanglish? Y'all didn't say wanglish? Y'all didn't
53:47
say wanglish. You were going to be here
53:49
with roast in Swedish. That's why you come
53:51
to the show for, bro. Yeah.
53:53
What are you going to say? Deadbeat. Oh,
53:55
you are- Don't talk. Don't
53:58
talk. Wait, hold on. Dertak.
54:02
Dertak! How
54:05
dare you spoken! You Dertak?
54:07
Okay. Why do I feel
54:09
like giving family? I don't know why I'm going
54:11
to lie. You lean in too far into the
54:13
Swedish bro. I might do a little Swedish. Just
54:15
to be able to have this conversation. You
54:17
know what I mean? Next Swedish play you
54:20
have a morning pudding. Actually, no. We're going
54:22
to have Alexis read the entire statement.
54:24
Oh, okay. Crying while holding
54:26
a bunch of American girl dolls. Okay.
54:31
Well, just so you know, Emile Forsberg, you
54:33
built a couple more Alexis. Okay.
54:36
You're going to turn them into
54:39
fourth broadcasters. With a comedic background.
54:42
Okay, let's wrap up the show. Ali Trozmartin, thank you so
54:44
much for hanging out with us. Thank you guys for having
54:46
me. I want to give you a shout out in a
54:48
second. I just want to make sure we
54:50
give a shout out to Midge Purse. Yeah. We
54:53
learned. She posted that she had a... She
54:55
told her ACL in the game against Portland. Cut it.
54:57
Providence Park. I was watching. She
55:00
went down crying, came back up, finished the half.
55:03
But you could tell something was going on. Really, really
55:05
bad. She is such an incredible player and has
55:07
really started to hit that stride where you can just tell
55:14
like she's reaching new levels of her career and has
55:17
evolved her game in ways that is
55:19
not only as we saw so crucial to
55:21
Gotham, but for the US women's national team
55:23
too. Some of that service from the outside
55:25
that was going on. Service
55:28
from the outside that was lacking creatively
55:30
for the US and the World Cup
55:32
and in other matches
55:34
and competitions. Midge was
55:36
like, oh my gosh, this is a huge answer
55:39
from this position. And she's
55:41
just like slicing and dicing
55:43
people up and very like wishing Midge Purse the
55:46
speediest and just best possible recovery.
55:49
I hope you know you
55:51
will come back stronger. We just... Yeah.
55:54
ACL issue and women's soccer. It sucks. Yeah.
55:57
I won the WSL championship and I was on the sideline
55:59
while... just like running past me, you know,
56:01
past the defenders. And I'm just like, yeah,
56:03
this is it's like I was so happy
56:05
for it in that moment and then seeing
56:08
this this year felt like, OK, she's going
56:10
to she's going to play in the Olympics.
56:12
She's going to get more opportunities. She said
56:14
the same thing. She said that the way that she's
56:16
really like developed some
56:19
of the parts of her game that like providing that
56:21
service and really picking out that run in the box,
56:23
like next level stuff. Yeah, and
56:25
she's able to get herself like whether she's going like
56:27
2v1, 3v1 times, like
56:29
she can get herself open and pick out
56:31
that. And it was showing she could really
56:34
pick out that pass wherever somebody was coming
56:36
in with some lost on the ball on
56:38
the ground. Yeah, such a dynamic player and
56:40
someone that we don't. We could have
56:42
really used the women's World Cup without a doubt. You're
56:45
going to come back stronger. Don't worry about it. All right.
56:47
Let's go. Let's go, Midge. All right. Allie,
56:49
thank you so much. I get every
56:51
fun. This was the best. You absolutely
56:53
crushed it. Make sure you follow Ali
56:55
Chosmar on everything. Right. Is
56:58
it is also Ali Chosmar
57:00
on Instagram, correct? OK, so A L
57:02
Y you see it on screen. A
57:04
Y T R O S T Martin.
57:07
So Ali, you see her call her Ali
57:09
Chos Martinez. She
57:11
loves it. That's what she is. He
57:14
went from Mike to Miguelito. Now you're
57:16
Ali Chos Martina. Yes,
57:19
exactly. Your husband also has to go
57:21
by Martinez as well. Yeah, yeah. The
57:23
whitest dude. So
57:27
thank you so much for joining us. Obviously,
57:29
you're on morning for the all the time.
57:31
So yeah, right. You know, well,
57:33
tomorrow I don't know when this is going to air. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's
57:35
going to air tonight. Oh, OK, cool. So tomorrow morning. Yeah.
57:37
So those of you listening in the morning, park your car.
57:40
I pull up a colossal on the
57:42
phone. Yeah, tomorrow is my last day hosting the
57:45
show before students back. Yeah, I'll be on headlines
57:47
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57:49
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57:51
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57:59
Well, they're. to be so mad about this
58:01
episode that we made that he
58:04
said I wish you guys talked more about
58:06
the games you guys make too many jokes
58:08
yeah well I hope you buckled your
58:10
seatbelt today dude thanks for listening I hope you're
58:12
up in a car seat today people
58:17
may not even be enough so shout out to
58:19
that person so yes wait were there
58:21
any questions I had I
58:23
don't want to leave anybody hanging there
58:26
was we could add this to just our
58:28
yeah yeah Jenna broom asked the question which
58:30
two teams play Ali's
58:33
dream match and where oh
58:36
that's a really good question so I it's
58:39
hard cuz I I think I would almost seem to like
58:41
create my own teams of like my favorite players over the
58:43
year no like honestly like I'd
58:45
want to see and like the
58:48
women's game is where like my my love
58:50
of soccer really like began so I mean
58:52
I'd love to see I honestly I'd love
58:54
to see the 99 women's
58:57
World Cup team play like the 2015
58:59
World Cup team that's actually kind of
59:01
anybody there was no one
59:06
on the 99 team that was on I
59:08
don't think so no not for 2015 no no not
59:10
2015 20
59:15
2011 yes they should have been at no not now anyway yeah
59:17
maybe there was but that
59:22
yeah would be like I think that'd be like so
59:24
cool to you like in their prime yeah yeah me
59:26
and was like my favorite player going I wanted
59:29
to be here when I was kid
59:31
I read Brian a
59:33
scurries book and went but hearing her
59:35
talk about certain players
59:37
especially like Michelle acres that
59:40
that's the up if Michelle acres could
59:42
play in today's era that just would
59:44
be so wild to me because she
59:47
seemed like one of the not
59:50
necessarily not crazy but just reckless with
59:52
her own body to defend
59:54
the crest yeah I mean so
59:56
one that she had to iron on herself before
59:58
game right yeah So
1:00:00
Oh unreal like that would be that would
1:00:02
be a fun fun game to watch for
1:00:04
sure All right. Okay for me.
1:00:06
It would be I Guess
1:00:10
Corbin Albert's family It'd
1:00:19
be a friendly unfortunately I
1:00:25
Try to think of if I can answer this
1:00:27
question in a serious way I
1:00:31
dream can you answer in a serious way? Yeah,
1:00:33
actually it would be it would be the invincibles Okay,
1:00:36
our soul invincibles versus this
1:00:39
year's team Because I love
1:00:41
how defensively stout they are and how highly
1:00:43
pressed it's not like my ultimate ultimate dream
1:00:45
Yeah, but I would love that I'm to
1:00:47
go on yours I would love to see
1:00:49
the the team that played against Algeria the
1:00:52
US National team team that played against Algeria versus
1:00:54
the 94 team Mmm, I would
1:00:57
love to see that Okay,
1:00:59
I mean Tony Miele a Tim Howard,
1:01:01
you know, I you got I
1:01:04
my initial thought is the the Before
1:01:06
team going dust. Yeah. No. No, I
1:01:08
think it's reversed really. Yeah, I think
1:01:10
you got some dogs Like they were
1:01:12
like, but I think that the landing
1:01:15
the 2010 team landing Clint I
1:01:17
think would what but I think quality of
1:01:20
Not light years but much better. Yeah, then
1:01:22
the 94 team. I yeah, of course the
1:01:24
94 team is gonna get dusted Oh, I
1:01:26
thought you may know Okay,
1:01:29
I think it would start out
1:01:31
as a good game and then I think that
1:01:33
quality would shine. Okay, I would love to
1:01:36
see I don't even think of what Scenario,
1:01:38
I don't even know. I mean, maybe I was thinking that
1:01:40
was the first one that came to mind that 2010 US
1:01:43
M&T team But I'm
1:01:45
like who they would I don't know who they would play against 94
1:01:59
We will see You are! I will be
1:02:01
here next Monday Ochocinco by will be
1:02:03
a subway and me I go as
1:02:06
my son's first birthday know we're going
1:02:08
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