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COOLIGANS - The soccer world's tea is being spilled! with Aly Trost Martin

Released Friday, 29th March 2024
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COOLIGANS - The soccer world's tea is being spilled! with Aly Trost Martin

COOLIGANS - The soccer world's tea is being spilled! with Aly Trost Martin

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you know what? Yo, shouts to

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old people with great advice, bro. Wow.

0:54

You ever talk to like an old

0:56

person? What you talking about? You ever

0:58

talk to like a real old person

1:00

like, you know, life has bent them

1:02

over. Not bro. They kind of gross

1:04

me out. I've never done

1:06

it. You gotta ask questions,

1:08

bro. Don't ask like, yo, how'd you

1:10

get crooked? Don't ask that, but like, just good advice.

1:12

You know what I'm talking about? Say some shit. And

1:14

also, what about old people that are like still cool?

1:17

Okay. So as you said this,

1:19

unfortunately, this piece of advice that I got recently

1:21

from a neighbor of mine in Kansas City came

1:23

to mind, which

1:26

is like completely unprovoked, by the way.

1:30

Make sure you have as much sex as you can when you're like,

1:32

okay. There

1:35

we go. This is what I'm talking

1:37

about. I said it. And

1:40

the heavens grace this with an example. You know what?

1:42

Like, it's not even that like, yes,

1:44

you need some like good advice, but

1:46

you're never asking for it. No, no.

1:48

Okay. Never like, hey,

1:50

the unsolicited kind is sometimes the

1:53

best kind. At my wedding, I

1:55

overheard one of my wife's like

1:58

almost great grandmother level. You know what

2:00

I mean? Like that old, like older than

2:02

her grandmother person in the family said, hey

2:05

Make sure you respect each other in the

2:08

house. And then she said Keep

2:11

his balls empty in his stomach Point

2:23

that you hit when you hit a certain

2:26

age stop caring. What you when you had

2:28

a certain age it stops being harassment Yeah

2:34

If I would say that Someone

2:36

walking by while I'm a construction worker all of

2:38

a sudden I'm harassing But

2:41

there's no lady and I was

2:43

just like yo we need to listen to this human

2:46

being I

2:51

want to be so old that I steal stuff and they

2:53

let me He's

3:00

so old and he's telling me to

3:02

go have sex. Yeah, let him go

3:05

Let people empty balls. There's no one here. Let

3:07

him go. Let me go. He's got a diaper

3:09

hanging out Okay

3:17

Let's get this train We

3:20

haven't even left the stage Buddy

3:23

what's up? Welcome to the cool against

3:25

my name is Christian Polan. I'm Alexis

3:27

Guerrero A guest

3:29

you've already heard her voice. Yeah, you've

3:31

already heard dropping dropping You

3:34

heard Another

3:43

morning footy co-worker coming through Mike goes

3:45

how many Mike our producer is like

3:47

how many of our talent are you

3:50

gonna? And

3:53

I really think that's just him low-key thing when you gonna have

3:55

me You

3:58

love that I

4:00

love it. Look, the first

4:02

question I ask everybody who works with

4:04

Alexis, you obviously start working with him

4:06

at, you know, CBS Sports, on

4:13

my Instagram and I see he can be a

4:15

little wild, a little wacky. I

4:18

don't know exactly what to expect, but tell me,

4:20

what was it before you started working with Alexis?

4:22

What did you think he was going to be

4:24

like, and now after working with him, tell

4:27

me the harsh reality. See, I try to go about life

4:29

with no judgement. You know, I like to meet people, but

4:31

in this case you're better than

4:33

we are. No, but I don't

4:36

think you get the vibe of this show out there. Alright,

4:38

I'll see you guys later. I'll get in touch. We need

4:40

to be judging. I got to try to catch up. I

4:43

really didn't come in with any judgments

4:46

or anything. The only people I had worked with that were

4:48

working at Galatso at the time were Susanna, kind

4:50

of, but we never really actually worked together. We were like

4:52

ships passing in the night, like we'd see each other at

4:55

games and stuff when she was working with MLS.

4:57

And then I had done like a couple like

4:59

watch along streams for Major League Soccer that like

5:02

Charlie was part of sitting in his like mahogany

5:04

bookcase set. His

5:06

sailor, captain's lair. He may have been in a

5:08

boat. We're not really sure.

5:11

So besides that, I didn't like I didn't

5:13

know Nico at all. I had met

5:15

like Jenny Chu a few years back, but that had

5:17

been like five years that had passed and she was

5:19

doing sideline for it. I didn't really like know any

5:21

anybody that well. I just remember my first day

5:23

coming in. Once I found my

5:25

way into the building, I think our first conversation

5:27

was you talking smack about emos pizza, which is

5:29

a St. Louis delicacy. Not

5:32

for everybody. It's only

5:34

for people with a

5:36

very special taste, very expensive taste.

5:39

They are called wild pigeon. It's

5:44

like it's a very well known St. Louis thing,

5:46

but it's just a very unique style of pizza.

5:48

I just remember like that was like the first conversation we had, but

5:51

I don't know. I feel like we like hit it off like early

5:53

on. I felt like that was something that really stood out to me

5:55

about Galah. So even from week one was that everyone was so

5:58

awesome to like just hang out. And

6:00

I know I know That's

6:03

also like that's that's just how well

6:05

that's fair No, like that's good that you

6:07

didn't go in with any like preconceived notions

6:09

of what he would be like, but now

6:11

I might have said no Yeah, you share

6:14

that together from time to time Yarsee

6:17

do headlines for morning footy as well But

6:20

there has to be the moments of like, okay.

6:22

How do I handle what Alexis just said? We're on

6:24

live television Well the

6:27

perfect example, which I'm sure you've all

6:29

played here on the show was the

6:31

foot joke Oh, yeah, the foot joke

6:33

I was hosting that was like I hadn't hosted that show

6:35

many times either at that point No

6:37

without for a wedding So there was like a

6:39

good run of shows and we were talking about

6:42

Goalkeepers well playing with your feet and

6:45

Charlie and Nigel wouldn't stop having this

6:47

argument because I think I Think

6:53

Charlie felt like he should have been right and it never

6:55

got to the point where he was able to prove himself

6:57

Yeah By

7:01

the way like off-air like we there's no more

7:03

there's no more tape we gotta go And

7:07

we're all supposed to say goodbye and like give a prediction or

7:09

whatever and so you Think Stopping

7:13

or his feet. Yeah, and I was just like

7:15

we had to stop it I don't want to

7:17

give I found a way to edit the scene if you

7:19

will I will give

7:22

Ali some credit if you watch the clip you

7:24

can hear you catch morning footy You catch the

7:26

footy part of that joke first. Yes, so you

7:28

got morning footy like oh wait, what am I

7:30

saying? I know I was like, all right, that's gonna do it for

7:32

us. I'm I Allow

7:39

me to go morning what and that's exactly where I

7:42

cut the clip. Yeah, that was intentional. I was doing

7:44

that Ali

7:47

gets like the humor part of it She gets

7:49

the bits which is like most people I think

7:52

are so uncomfortable on used to Having

7:54

someone at the desk whose goal is to do what

7:56

I'm doing. Right, right? That one right there. I have

7:58

I have three younger brothers And

8:01

I will say they are some of the funniest people I

8:03

know I also First

8:10

of all always like I head on like these like big makeup like

8:12

their own terms of like that We'll be in a group shot and

8:14

like I'm in stitches and they're just like that's just how they talk

8:16

All right, so and like a lot of the jokes and stuff. I

8:19

don't know. I feel like you're going up with the

8:21

punches growing up in that setting like I

8:23

think obviously birth order affects a lot of

8:25

who you turn out to be but also

8:27

like Even like what

8:29

kind of siblings you have and being the oldest and only

8:31

girl of three younger brothers has very much shaped me I

8:34

guess into the person. I mean what we could punches which is good if you're

8:36

gonna live in New York Women

8:38

getting punched out here Hoping

8:51

that being all of five foot one like maybe I'm

8:53

just like not even in their peripheral All

8:58

right, let's just watch the clip real

9:01

quick just so we can some people

9:05

Doing right now at Manchester now Do you think they care about

9:07

his feet or you think they care about him keeping the ball

9:09

in the back and then that gets Some respect there's some people

9:11

on the internet who probably care a lot about his feet And

9:19

with that we will just end

9:21

the show thanks for watching I

9:31

Got a punch for a classic We

9:35

were talking that was my first million

9:37

million view How

9:40

much money did you get from zero You

9:47

We were talking before we started recording

9:49

that that you Has

9:51

a little bit of a comedic background where

9:53

you were talking. I wouldn't say that my no

9:55

I can't don't don't know Just

9:57

to write skits for my sorority in college That

10:00

comedy that now that were they funny yeah You

10:04

know what you you and it wasn't all just me

10:06

either you you put in the work though I just

10:08

you have something I did something cuz some people do

10:10

some people are terrified to even try to be funny

10:13

Or some people will tell you they're funny Before

10:17

they've never attempted to write anything I appreciate

10:19

you guys gassing me up, but you guys haven't seen these kids See

10:30

everything I trend I mean maybe was

10:32

like a couple years ago that the

10:34

sorority video trend of like opening a door

10:37

we're like for Russian ruckus and it

10:39

was like a terrifying image of like

10:42

400 blonde white women that it looked like Honestly

10:47

lowkey like that's another reason why I did skit

10:49

cuz you got out of all those other responsibilities

10:51

I was like, oh I get to take The

10:55

whole week off of rush pretty much to

10:57

write and perform a skit. Yeah Like

11:00

that or have 500 conversations with

11:03

people wearing

11:05

an ugly t-shirt I

11:08

was never were you wearing it. I was not no

11:10

I got in I

11:12

got there was a friend of mine that tried to

11:14

like it like invited me to parties and he's like

11:16

You know, I was just like around the culture. I'm

11:18

like, this isn't for me and I went to college

11:20

in Staten Island Would

11:26

be in prison right now Which

11:30

is like smack dab in the middle of Missouri

11:32

and Columbia, Missouri. It's just like a true college

11:34

town It's a journalism school, right? It's a really

11:36

good Journal, and it was my state school So

11:38

it was like more affordable to go there It had the

11:40

program that I wanted to fall into even though I did

11:42

zero broadcasting while I was in college So that you know

11:44

You have to find out what you don't like to know

11:47

what you do like sometimes and I think If

11:49

I look back on college It was a great

11:51

chance for me to learn professionally at least in

11:53

a work setting like what I do not like

11:56

And that was working in marketing like kind of

11:58

like I was working doing

12:00

like content marketing one summer before my senior year. And

12:02

I was like, I remember coming home and like I

12:05

was staying living with my parents because it was in St. Louis where

12:07

the internship was. I was like, dad, I hate this. Like I

12:09

went into school wanting to do TV. And I feel

12:11

like I got away from that because I didn't want

12:13

to do the local news route, which was a large,

12:16

um, that's where like a lot of the curriculum for the,

12:18

the Missouri like broadcast program kind of went through. And I

12:20

was like, well, that's what I want to be like at

12:22

the games. I want to be covering the games. And I

12:24

just, maybe I could have pushed harder

12:27

and figured it out, but you know, my path landed

12:29

me here eventually somehow. So we got, we

12:31

got there. I

12:35

was a computer science major. I did

12:37

it for years. Uh, and this is

12:39

where I ended up. So what do

12:41

you know about release

12:44

the page? Oh, look,

12:46

all I, you did for good. I'm actually

12:48

getting texts and messages from people like, yo,

12:51

you guys, you know. Look,

12:55

I'll just say this. This is my statement. Look,

12:57

I have nothing much more to say other than,

13:00

than I used to, I, yes, I worked

13:02

for Sean, John. I, I was a

13:04

senior I T, uh, admin

13:06

over there. And yes, Diddy

13:09

sniffed me a few times. That's all I'm saying. That's it.

13:12

You can't have no more questions on the matter. You're

13:14

in a Patreon if you want the rest of the

13:16

story. Okay. You got to pay for that kind of

13:18

accent. This is a hundred percent true by the way.

13:21

Multiple occasions. This is a billion percent

13:23

true. And that's it. That is all

13:25

you got any other questions? patreon.com. Yeah.

13:27

That's not good. Cool again. Back. Okay.

13:29

Let's, let's start talking. We'll tell you

13:31

off camera. And

13:34

I don't even need to pay for that. Oh

13:36

no, we're going to take. Put

13:40

your credit card. We got

13:42

Apple bank. Uh,

13:45

let's get to it. Let's

13:47

talk, uh, some footy. Okay.

13:50

Uh, where to begin? Sure. What, uh, MLS,

13:52

let's start with the MLS signings. Look, we're

13:54

going to go over a couple of things.

13:56

Cause there's a lot, there's a lot of drama

13:58

in MLS and, and. And in

14:01

NWSL and in US Women's National Team news, so

14:03

we'll get into all the tea but

14:06

LA FC just signed

14:09

Maxime Chenot and that

14:11

is a little bit of a heartfelt and

14:13

you know a bit of a gut punch.

14:15

Yes. Yeah, you guys yeah, because we are

14:18

NYC FC fans We celebrated with him when

14:20

when we won MLS Cup. Yes as a

14:22

team in 2021. I say we because we

14:24

were We were at

14:26

the point you guys get rings we did we

14:28

did get rid of the whole video we

14:31

we also we were doing confetti

14:34

angels in Providence Park So

14:37

it was it so it's very very meaningful but

14:40

Maxime Chenot left NYC FC to

14:42

join a Joshua

14:47

Joshua I think it's

14:49

a Joshua don't know yeah, so

14:53

I'm so working on the pronounce so

14:56

he goes over there and and he you

14:58

know says he wants to be playing from

15:00

a family and that was the reasoning why

15:02

he basically ended his contract with NYC

15:04

FC and Zike!

15:08

And then we get the news. I got family in

15:10

LA too! Turns out. No when

15:12

I say family, I mean like you fanfans!

15:14

Yeah, we all fanfans! We

15:16

all family! No, but

15:19

but Chenot let me oh here it is

15:21

Chenot You know is

15:23

officially an LA FC player. And yes,

15:25

look it's difficult Obviously,

15:28

this was like the emotional leader of

15:30

the team. This was the the rock

15:33

of the team and and yeah So it's

15:35

gonna be difficult to see him in the

15:37

LA FC shirt But

15:39

this is well look well it is what it

15:41

is LA FC You know aren't

15:44

aren't having that comment. Why y'all sign

15:46

a really old player? He's

15:49

about like 34? 35? Yeah,

15:51

he's 34. Oh, it literally says it on

15:53

the graphic. He's still boy. He's a good

15:55

boy. He honestly he is one of the

15:58

I thought in the maybe the previous three,

16:01

four years, he was probably one of the better

16:03

defenders in MLS. And he's also a

16:05

very good defender with both feet.

16:08

He can send diagonals with either

16:10

foot. Great on corners. Great on

16:12

corners. Great aerial. Yeah, and

16:14

a good defender and good on the ball.

16:17

So it was a tough loss for NYCFC.

16:19

And it's why I think NYCFC missed the

16:21

playoffs last season. So him going to LAFC,

16:23

look, all sort of. Giroud is.

16:26

Giroud is the other one. That's really the big one. This

16:29

is a big one. Of French people,

16:31

Maxime, as much as we love you,

16:33

bruv, you take a back

16:35

seat to Olivier

16:37

Giroud and that jaw line. I

16:41

mean, so that's going to

16:43

be an exciting move. So the

16:45

move for Olivier Giroud to LAFC

16:47

is probably the bigger deal. Tom

16:49

Bogart was reporting on it of

16:51

the athletic. So you look,

16:53

this has come up on Morning Footy a whole bunch. This

16:55

is the first time we get to address it here.

16:58

But usually what comes up on proper

17:01

sports shows and broadcasts

17:04

is, look, is he sort

17:06

of too old? Can he still contribute? I

17:09

think Olivier Giroud is going to be fine. But

17:11

on this kind of show, we talk about how

17:13

is his handsomeness going to adjust to LA? Is

17:15

he an LA 10? He's going to love

17:17

it. Are you kidding? I

17:19

think. Is he an LA 10 actually brings

17:21

up a good point? That's a good debate.

17:24

That's a good debate. LA, you know, LA. I

17:26

say he's an LA 10. You think

17:28

so. I absolutely think so. I've also

17:30

heard that he's only guy

17:32

hot, you know, which we found out one

17:34

of our fans, shout out to Kale Parker, we haven't talked in a

17:37

while. One of our fans

17:39

found us gushing over Sebastian

17:41

Ledgett as we look into his eyes.

17:43

Yes. We argue that

17:45

Sebastian Ledgett is one of the most

17:47

attractive players in Major League Soccer. I

17:50

almost think he's too attractive. Is he the one that

17:53

dated Becky G? Becky G. And apparently some

17:55

of us. Well, I'm not going

17:57

to get it all that bad. See, some TMZ

17:59

footage of them they might be back together. They're

18:01

signs that it might be working out. I don't know.

18:03

I don't know. I hope it works out for the

18:05

best. They've both been on the show. Yes.

18:08

Very cool. And we wish

18:10

them the best. I don't know what happened. We love that

18:12

union and we love the music you're putting out. Okay, but

18:14

he's someone that would be guy high. We're like, yo, you

18:16

can pretty. Yeah, yeah. But we found out

18:19

that a lot of women don't think he's

18:21

that high. He gets more of like an

18:23

F-boy look to him. Where

18:25

only other dudes think that guy, oh, everyone would

18:28

think that guy's high. That women

18:30

typically don't. Okay. I mean, it's I mean, it's

18:32

just ridiculous. It's comical that anybody can think this

18:34

guy. It's insane that him and I are the

18:36

same animal. That's the one I can think of.

18:40

It's just insane. God does six

18:43

favorite. You

18:46

are a crazy person if you think

18:48

this man is not only

18:50

just conventionally attractive, but just literally one of the most

18:52

attractive people you've ever seen. That's

18:55

my argument. So Olivier Giroux. So

18:57

now we turn to the we

18:59

don't even need you for this segment. Is

19:01

your real heart. I

19:05

mean, I think, well, let's talk about

19:08

like the production side. I just want

19:10

to say, I think Olivier true is

19:12

going to come in and be just

19:14

fine. Yeah, for L.A.S.C. I think like

19:16

the conversation of, oh, are

19:18

these guys just coming to like in their careers? Like Luis

19:21

Suarez has kind of ended that conversation for me a little

19:23

bit right now. And now he's doing right now a little

19:25

too early to say that. No, I mean, come on. I

19:27

mean, with his numbers right now, he's going to

19:29

put himself in five games into the season. So

19:31

long honey, Luke Tarr didn't score a goal for

19:33

like months and was still like towards

19:36

the top of the tape of the league in scoring.

19:38

So like, as long as you bag enough goals at

19:40

one point, you know, to stay healthy for the whole season. That's going to

19:42

be the big question. OK, but back to handsome Olivier Giroux.

19:46

So you think he's in L.A.S.C. I yeah.

19:49

OK, I'm a little worried about his

19:51

sense of fashion. Really? Yeah,

19:53

because he's very European. I

19:56

mean, he's French. I bet you he's going to

19:58

have a lot of those tight jeans that are right. ripped

20:00

all the way, you know what I mean? I

20:02

know exactly what you're talking about. It's more skin

20:05

than jeans. Also, random

20:07

zippers everywhere. And

20:11

with like the just like the

20:13

most starch like white short sleeve polo. Yeah,

20:15

yeah, yeah. And like a chain. A hundred percent

20:17

of chain over the white shirt. The biggest watch

20:20

you've ever seen. Yeah, one of my favorite for

20:23

the French national team camps, the

20:25

photos of them arriving to the Claire La Parte

20:28

thing. They look really good. But they all they

20:30

come out of like these cars. They look like

20:32

from the like the 40s or whatever. Yeah, yeah,

20:34

yeah. They're all contributing to the air pollution with

20:36

the clone that they're wearing. But

20:38

the... I could smell those photos. They're

20:41

a hundred percent right now. It's its own catwalk. It's like

20:43

you have to show up to camp. You can't

20:45

be looking dumpy. You have to fly. In

20:47

the training kit, in the sweats. Nah,

20:50

bro. You ain't serious about this. Nah,

20:52

de champs. Like, bro, did you

20:54

go athletic for the walk-in? No,

20:57

no. We're all auditioning for

20:59

007, dawg. We

21:01

went to Paris for Messi's

21:03

first game when he was... The Cooligan's honeymoon,

21:05

whichever one. It was a

21:07

beautiful time. It was a transformative

21:09

time, really. It's where...

21:12

I said Transformer of Corbin. Oh,

21:15

yeah, I got that out of there. Oh,

21:17

yeah, I got that out of there. Don't touch the park

21:19

as much as yet. Paris

21:22

was where we conceived. Anyway,

21:26

no, but the one thing I noticed while I

21:28

was in Paris is the fashion

21:31

game is... The

21:35

standard is very, very high

21:37

for everyone. There were toddlers

21:39

that were dressed better than I

21:41

was. There were old

21:44

people that were giving wise advice.

21:47

Fashion out there is work. Literally,

21:50

women in their 60s and 70s

21:52

in just great rain jackets, some

21:55

galoshes, great pants, and just like...

21:57

There's no H&M out there. heard

22:00

of it. No. So

22:02

that's the thing. So a guy

22:04

like Jirou, he's gonna bring some

22:06

of that, but he's also not like, he's

22:09

not, you know, he's not Parisian. Okay.

22:12

So there's that. Maybe that's the difference. Okay. Parisians are known

22:14

for that. Do you think that like sometimes these

22:16

guys come to the league and like

22:18

adapt a little bit? Like, I don't

22:20

know. He feels like he's one of

22:22

those is like, I'm European. Yeah. This

22:24

is the way we do it. Yeah.

22:26

Sing him on. We don't have Tam.

22:28

Sing him do the interviews on the,

22:30

on the champions league broadcast. He did a

22:33

couple of them. Yeah. Him and Charlie

22:35

are very close. Yeah. He seems like a

22:37

fairly like affable guy. He can like

22:39

laugh at himself. Were you part of

22:41

the interview with him? I don't think so.

22:43

He, I think what I found out

22:45

is I didn't realize how religious he was.

22:48

He's like a very, very God fearing

22:50

man. Damn. Yeah. I never thought about

22:52

that. Wow. Him and Corbin gonna be

22:54

like, yeah, she plays at

22:56

BSC. Maybe read the Bible

23:00

together. Yeah. This

23:02

is how I'm going to live my life based on these

23:04

sets of rules. Okay. Let's go.

23:07

Jesus King. Let's do it. Jesus

23:09

had a funny on morning footy

23:11

today. What do you

23:16

say that, uh, he was like,

23:18

you know, Easter Sunday, we've got a big man

23:20

city arsenal game coming up and he was like,

23:22

we'll see if Jesus is risen. Yeah. That was

23:25

good for him. For him. That's not bad. Well

23:29

done. Jesus in America.

23:33

Okay. Uh, they go hand in

23:35

hand. Um, all right. So is that any other,

23:37

do we have any other Giroux takes besides on

23:39

his handsomeness or how he's going to play? I

23:41

think we're, I think we're all set there. I

23:43

think we're all good. I mean, I,

23:45

I also think that signings like these are

23:48

important for MLS is for as much as

23:50

people don't want to accept that having some

23:52

of the games, bigger, more

23:54

well-known stars is like important to

23:57

the growth of the league. It is. And I

23:59

think that's just. Like the reality and he's gonna look

24:01

nice on billboards in LA. But you already

24:03

know that's in the works for sure. I said

24:05

a lot about Keilini being too old and he

24:07

just bossed. I feel like all these guys like

24:10

where I was like, oh yeah,

24:12

but he is this age, which is another

24:14

thing too. I've talked with like a lot

24:16

of different players who I think we need

24:18

to like start rethinking what that age is

24:20

that we start saying that a player

24:23

is like older because there's so many better

24:25

resources available to these guys. Like

24:27

take care of themselves that it's

24:30

not as much like, oh man, he's 30. There

24:33

you go. A millionaire vegans. Yeah.

24:35

I mean, Sebastian's legit.

24:39

Does that have a single percent of fat on that

24:41

body? No. Okay. Unless I'm sitting on

24:43

his lap. Well,

24:48

that would end his career. So

24:52

moving on from the LA FC transfer news,

24:55

um, we had some interesting social media

24:57

action from a US WN player. Interesting

25:00

is one word I can use. Yes, that's true. Corbin,

25:03

Corbin, however, got into some hot water

25:05

for her likes and retweets and an

25:07

Instagram and Twitter. What do you guys

25:09

make of the entire situation? Currently trending

25:12

on X. Yeah. Do not want to

25:14

be, uh, for a good reason. Not

25:17

for, not for the reason she's trending. You

25:19

don't want to be like, well, she didn't

25:21

like score a bang or what

25:24

she did for PSG recently. But

25:27

she ain't winning champions right now. That's

25:29

not the reason she's, she's, uh, trending.

25:31

Look, I just want to preface this

25:33

with a, uh, some care

25:36

because this is a young person, a young

25:38

player. She's 21. She can

25:40

buy alcohol on the country. She can. I'm just,

25:42

look, this is always going to be my perspective and I

25:44

try to give people as much a benefit of the doubt

25:47

until they are straight up, taintles down,

25:50

saying things that I truly dislike. Hey,

25:53

look, the evidence we're seeing a crumb

25:56

trail. I'm like, okay, this might be

25:58

something bad. At the end of this

26:00

trail. I'm willing to

26:03

suggest it's not circumstantial. I'm willing to

26:05

suggest it's substantial. So

26:07

the specifics are, and I don't want to

26:10

display- For those who don't know, Corbin Alber

26:12

kind of came on the scene recently, like

26:14

the last year, because of her stellar play

26:16

with PSG. PSG's women's team. She's

26:18

American, she can play for the US Women's

26:20

Dance. She does. She played at the women's

26:22

gold cup and played well and got even,

26:24

I think, more casual fans,

26:27

more interested in her career. Especially too

26:29

with the time, as you all know, like we're at

26:31

with the US Women's National Team, where there is a

26:33

big changing in the guard. So there's more of a

26:35

focus on these younger players because everyone wants to see

26:37

what the talent pool looks like in the depth and

26:39

see and like really focus on these

26:41

players. And more so than they would have. Yeah. Let's get

26:44

some younger players in there. And you know now, social

26:46

media has changed everything. If there's

26:48

a musician I like, I hear a song, like

26:50

a rapper, ForBats is one of the new

26:52

rappers that have recently sort of hit the

26:55

scene, probably an industry player. Come

26:57

out of nowhere. And I'm like, yo, let me check out

26:59

their social media. Not that many posts, but I was like,

27:02

all right, I can't really go deep. Sometimes you can go

27:04

deep. And in this case, I

27:07

would say a lot of fans, a lot of fans

27:09

are like, hey, who's this Corbin Albert? Let

27:11

me follow up on what her social media

27:14

presence is like. And it turns out she'd

27:16

been liking a few things and she's been

27:18

reposting a few things that may not sit

27:20

well with her teammates, the fan

27:22

base. And that's the main

27:24

thing. And the specifics are... Someone who doesn't wear

27:26

a mask. Most

27:31

people can put two and two together, but there's a

27:34

lot of posts that she's been

27:36

liking and re-sharing. That is... It's

27:38

transphobic, it's homophobic. I'm

27:40

always dying there. Is it hurt? Are

27:42

you okay? Yeah, I just breathe this water.

27:44

That's not a good sign. So

27:48

that's basically it. She's, you

27:50

know, if you look at her, the

27:53

first ones I saw were the repost on

27:55

TikTok. And because she's been

27:57

coming up on my feed dancing at

27:59

the PSG. training she does dances with

28:01

some of the other players. I'm like okay maybe

28:03

she's like like Trindy Rodman and like real fun

28:05

and then out here having a good time and

28:08

then you look at some of the likes and the

28:10

repos. She's the exact opposite of Trindy Rodman. Doesn't

28:13

seem as fun you know. I'll be

28:15

honest. More dances.

28:17

Okay and then so

28:20

as soon as those started getting shared

28:23

on on Twitter then now

28:25

you know look the the

28:27

US WNT hive. They're

28:30

serious and they they they ride for you if

28:32

you are a person that is

28:39

like you know generally kind,

28:41

inclusive, caring. Listen soccer

28:43

fans come in all

28:45

shapes and sizes and you know

28:48

sexual preferences and all that and so if

28:50

you're gonna play in front of them you

28:52

should be welcoming of everyone. That's how I

28:54

feel. Yeah you know Corbin Albert maybe not

28:56

so much. So based on the or the

28:58

Albert family. Yeah and

29:00

based on her social media

29:03

you you can maybe

29:05

think or assume that once she

29:07

she's definitely a very religious person

29:09

and then also which is fine.

29:11

Which yeah I like I think that's fine

29:13

to me where I like

29:16

the one that I had a really big issue

29:18

with with was the post about

29:20

Megan Rapinoe's injury and Megan Rapinoe is

29:22

very vocal about a lot of different

29:24

causes which it has been

29:26

something that I think even her teammates over

29:28

the years and the fans have credited her

29:30

for because it's really helped give a

29:32

voice to some of those underserved communities that do

29:34

make up. She's a queen on this

29:37

show. Megan Rapinoe is we're big fans. And she's

29:39

used her platform to advocate for so many different

29:41

things and whether or not you agree with those

29:43

things or not you have to give a lot

29:46

of respect to what Megan Rapinoe has done not

29:48

just for women's soccer and

29:50

and soccer as a whole but for a lot

29:52

of really important causes to a lot of people

29:54

and whether Corbin Albert agrees with those or not

29:56

you should never wish injury on anybody and that

29:58

was one of the post that came

30:00

out that she had liked was after making

30:03

her penis suffered that injury

30:05

in the final game. And like

30:08

that to me, it's, you know, believe what

30:10

you want to believe, but if you're getting into a

30:12

place where you're wishing injury or

30:15

liking things, like even in

30:17

this realm, like this is not, I just

30:20

like can't even wrap my head around this one. Yeah, it's

30:22

difficult, especially if you're, even if you're like, you

30:24

know, this was last year, or

30:26

just a couple months ago, you're in, maybe

30:28

you, I don't know if you had gotten

30:31

called, like being called up already for

30:33

the US Women's National. Probably part of the youth, the

30:35

youth level. But like, once you're at the youth level,

30:37

you 12, that's

30:39

it, like, you know, she's been to me, you

30:41

know, Megan personally don't like her. Yes. Keep

30:43

it to yourself. No, I am like, is it? There

30:46

is no need to, you know, mention anything like this.

30:48

100%, and I think like what it all kind

30:50

of comes down to with me right now is like, keep

30:54

it to yourself. And I think we

30:56

have seen, especially when you're in

30:58

that role, that position, right? That

31:01

stuff is going to come out if you don't have

31:03

the right advisors around you to help

31:05

you with like your social media. And the reality is, is

31:07

like, yeah, you're young, you're only 20 something years old. Like

31:10

maybe some of these likes, and things go back to when

31:12

you were a team, but like, hey. Yeah.

31:15

Figure it out. Like that to me, it's

31:17

like, when I see that stuff happen, I'm like,

31:19

sorry, then like that, that's kind of fun. Yeah,

31:22

that's the lack of professionalism. Even when I got

31:24

the CBS thing, my agent was

31:26

like, yo, scrub the internet, dawg. You

31:29

said some dumb stuff on stage that can be taken

31:31

out of context. Because I think now that you've met

31:33

me, I'm not saying anything that's, I don't think anything

31:35

that would upset a group of people, any group of

31:37

people. No. You know, but I'm, you know,

31:39

someone could take that out of the context, take that out of

31:42

there, because I know you didn't mean that. You don't want that

31:44

stuff getting ahead of you. And I was like, that's just smart.

31:46

I deleted some of my jokes. I kept some up that I

31:48

know were just a little bit more benign, but this is, yeah.

31:52

I mean, this must be, and I, she must come

31:54

from, I'm only guessing here.

31:56

I don't know, but this feels like maybe like a,

31:58

a bit of a toxic family situation. where

32:00

you're either like them or you're

32:03

maybe outcast. That's the only thing

32:05

I can think of because her family's very clearly. Let's

32:08

just say, I don't know what they were doing on January 6th.

32:14

I think their Amazon orders had grappling gear

32:16

before. That's all I'm gonna

32:18

say. On January 5th, there was

32:20

a tactical gear that was delivered there. I don't

32:22

wanna put them on screen or anything. I

32:25

mean, this was a public. It is, it is.

32:27

I'm just saying, it's a look. We also work

32:29

with US algorithm degree and stuff like that. So

32:31

I don't wanna, it's not about just kinda

32:34

dumping on a player. I think there's a,

32:36

look, I think there's a deeper conversation and

32:39

a more serious conversation in regards

32:41

to what the future of US soccer,

32:44

what it's gonna look like in regards

32:46

to players that want to use their

32:48

platform to advocate for something, right? If

32:51

she wants to be a religious person

32:53

and advocate for certain things regarding

32:56

Christianity, I think that's totally

32:58

fair. But if it is about

33:00

excluding people in any way or

33:03

mocking or especially marginalized communities in

33:05

the country, then there has to be

33:07

some sort of boundary, especially because some

33:09

of the players that you play with

33:11

represent those marginalized communities, right? Like somebody

33:14

was making an example about, you

33:16

know, religious people that are

33:18

inclusive. Like Steven Colbert is one of them,

33:20

right? Steven Colbert is one of my favorite

33:23

comedians. Very Catholic. I grew up Catholic as

33:26

well. I also think we need to stop like always

33:28

like kind of lumping like religion

33:30

and being like transphobic or like

33:33

homophobic and do the same like- And

33:36

that does happen a lot, but I think there are examples. It's

33:39

good to point out examples of like, look,

33:41

you can be both, like it doesn't matter.

33:43

I think people tend to assume you're one

33:45

way if you're religious and it's not true.

33:48

Steven Colbert is a great example. Exactly. And

33:50

it's like somebody who is deeply sort of

33:52

knowledgeable about his religion. The

33:56

dude, he read all the Lord of the

33:58

Rings books and the Bibles. My man knows

34:00

this stuff. You know, you

34:02

reading bro. My man's a reader.

34:05

A lot of books. But more than that,

34:07

it's like when you, when I hear Steven Colbert

34:09

talk about religion, I hear him

34:11

talking about it from a place of love

34:14

and something that is deeply important to him.

34:16

I love what you just said there, because I

34:18

think what it comes down to is like, what

34:20

is the, what's like the baseline you're operating from?

34:22

Is it from a place of love and respect

34:24

and try, even if it's something that you don't

34:26

understand, but want to understand more because you're going

34:28

about it from a place of love and respect?

34:31

And so that's why I don't necessarily always

34:33

care what people believe or why they believe

34:35

it. But what is their motivation

34:37

and how are they going about that belief system?

34:40

And if it's not from a place of

34:42

love and respect and understanding, then it's hard for

34:44

me to try and, and unfortunately,

34:46

the content that was shared is

34:49

not respectful. Not a lot of love going on there. Not

34:51

a lot of love. And so I think

34:53

that's, you know, kind of back to what you

34:55

said about like professionalism, the reality today is that

34:58

social media and your social media presence is a

35:00

huge part of your job

35:02

as an athlete. Like that is your job

35:04

is to play soccer. And as part of

35:06

that job, you have an online presence. And

35:08

that online presence helps you also do things

35:10

like get partnerships and brand

35:12

deals and things that also help supplement your

35:14

income and stuff and, you know, whatever else,

35:17

grow your, like that's not your primary job. But it's like,

35:19

it can be- Her sponsorships are going up. She started to sell

35:21

the Trump Bible. That was

35:23

crazy by the way. She's sleeping in

35:25

my pillow. Her

35:28

comforters made from

35:30

the thousands of

35:32

avenues. And

35:37

so maybe like it, but

35:39

I also look at it too is like, you

35:42

know, again, it's hard to

35:44

have good relationships with your teammates if you're not

35:46

doing things out of respect. And I don't know

35:48

anyone who's going to see that like on the

35:51

Megan Rapinoe tweet and think anything, but that's coming

35:53

from a place of pure hate negativity and just not like

35:55

that's not, that's not somebody

35:57

that I, that's a lot of trouble. It

36:00

has to be built back up for me if I'm a

36:02

teammate in the locker room the story I think

36:04

goes deep like her father told her she like growing

36:06

up She wasn't allowed to play soccer until Megan Rapinoe

36:08

said I'm not going to the fucking White House I

36:16

got a plan The one

36:18

thing I say look and you know the video

36:20

especially with her family you can't look you don't

36:22

pick your family You know, but but but this

36:25

is why I'm glad my family does not because

36:27

they'd be doing this very

36:30

embarrassing This is where

36:32

like I feel I feel sort of

36:35

bad for her in And

36:37

my assumption is that look she's a young person

36:39

and maybe this is the family she grew up

36:41

in and in the last 10 years Of politics

36:44

have been awful and then but then also

36:46

and also like if we don't I could

36:48

care less if you How you

36:50

vote as long as you don't

36:53

purposely show a disdain for someone

36:55

that yeah Of another it's not

36:57

even I guess not fair about

36:59

politics per day. It's like political

37:01

discourse has gotten so Also

37:04

corny right because this is like

37:06

the the the parents making jokes

37:09

about it It's make

37:11

it pronouns. Yeah and and and

37:14

you know things about about transgender and

37:16

non-binary And then making just fun of

37:18

that and now even this week Di

37:20

Di is now the new thing to

37:22

be upset about so I just feel

37:25

like Corbin might be just in this

37:27

in this just cringe ass family that

37:29

all they focus is on the keywords

37:31

That magga tells them to focus on

37:33

and it's like I okay I'm supposed

37:36

to dislike these things because i've been

37:38

told to isn't she in this video. She isn't

37:40

this video Barry, you should be

37:42

embarrassed. I was gonna say you also have to

37:44

give her like a little bit of responsibility to

37:47

be like Maybe this is your family one Exactly.

37:49

No, no, I I agree But

37:51

I also think too like and and maybe

37:53

yes, maybe no like will like

37:56

I think all of us Will look back on

37:58

things from years past or as of now That

38:00

was kind of like cringing me. I was like, I

38:02

don't feel that way about that anymore And so I

38:04

I don't I don't know her personally it's hard for me

38:06

like see all I know is what like You know,

38:08

I'm seeing and I just I come at it from

38:10

the angle of What

38:13

are you doing? Yeah, like none of

38:15

this is what you're doing Kind

38:17

to this Gonna

38:20

be brought up always in forever always in

38:23

forever and I Take

38:26

it away like Comes

38:29

up in stand-up comedy a lot right because

38:31

you know a lot of comedians now They

38:33

choose to you know either make fun of

38:35

trans people or make fun of that community

38:37

or Fine marginalized communities

38:39

to make fun of and then and

38:41

to acquire that audience Yeah, and then

38:44

but but you even people

38:46

watching in now could be like this So they

38:48

like if you look back at my comedy ten

38:50

years ago That was there wasn't any jokes like

38:52

that because not and not because I wasn't a

38:54

good enough comic to even try to make the

38:56

jokes but then but my instinct is I

38:59

don't not I'm not trying to make fun of Marginalized

39:02

people for no reason for the sake of

39:04

making fun of them. You know, I mean, yeah

39:06

simply because a lot of people are talking about

39:08

them at the moment and you're annoyed to

39:11

Acknowledge their existence and stuff like that. So

39:13

that's the the annoying thing about

39:16

this And I think that the the standard for

39:18

you're gonna represent the US men's national team the

39:20

US women's national team You have to

39:22

you have to care you representing the country. It is

39:25

a massive massive responsibility It

39:27

is and you have to deal

39:30

with the consequences of that and I think the

39:32

consequences of this I don't

39:35

know what effect it has on her

39:37

call-ups and stuff, but I I Would

39:40

just imagine that the reaction from

39:42

the players on that team It's more that that's

39:44

a bigger deal probably going to be very strong

39:47

And yes, like the fan reaction very much matters to

39:49

those are the people that you're you know We're in

39:51

the badger playing for 100% but like that I think

39:53

that This

39:56

is I I'm very curious to see how this plays

39:59

out the final real quick Omaha. I mean I

40:01

have a formula restart game like has weeks every

40:03

game. People who be like ours. Like

40:08

Alsatian. I'll say the quiet heart out loud. We do

40:10

that. you know with. A. Domestic violence situation.

40:12

And I'm not going to compare situations

40:14

nine. Or not, I like my general allies

40:16

so that play like that. Like I mean we

40:18

like how many situations and and other professional like

40:20

men's sports for example the we just like oh

40:22

well I'm so angry about this and then it's

40:25

like. Oh. Man had a really good sees

40:27

as well as against against but I. Must

40:30

say be but all of them ahern.

40:32

State of like meteorite now also season and

40:34

at to Rikers we've all become desensitized to

40:36

things because of how the news cycle works

40:38

and. I mean. It's

40:41

just the reality of the world that we live

40:43

in for better, for worse. And I'm yet. I'm

40:45

a I'm here to see obtuse to see

40:47

if if you a soccer will justice at

40:50

all and I'm peers as he value the

40:52

players might be something I just held the

40:54

mouth and maybe they just salary like yo

40:56

that's it. No more posts anything I may

40:58

be able just quietly kind of go away

41:00

but I you know I personally I love

41:02

that this is becoming a thing because a

41:04

fan base is not going to tolerate intolerance

41:06

and and they're gonna address it it it

41:09

might be you know amazed my still call

41:11

or up and because she's a good player

41:13

and I understand up and annecy affect the

41:15

team negatively. Then she will not get called

41:17

yeah up any more sensibly for the players

41:19

but I think the fans have a say

41:21

here like a we we don't like that

41:23

this player is representing the teams and and

41:25

you know have that had that discussion have

41:27

that the during. That like she would not get

41:29

called up because it like the sands along. A.

41:32

Depends how loud it is. Yeah, if it

41:34

becomes a distraction than yes, you probably will.

41:36

I'm I'm in. Assume it's not loud enough

41:38

because in not is this. There's.

41:40

Not there's there's a lot of us from

41:42

is awesome. Seen fans with the how many

41:44

of those are. On. Twitter. Having

41:46

those arguments harm those discussions like

41:48

I'm looking at. Yeah, Corbyn, you

41:50

know her, her trending. She sees

41:52

trending on Twitter to two thousand,

41:55

One Hundred and Sixty four. Both.

41:57

That's not enough. To. get know

41:59

you know the attention I think of you a

42:01

soccer to be like we can't call her it's also just

42:03

not gonna stop and I mean it's just gonna get in

42:05

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42:10

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42:48

sticking with the drama on this episode

42:50

it's been a very dramatic off the

42:52

field episode international breaks ten dollars well

43:00

we got a lot to talk about with

43:02

this story because Emil Forsberg who just recently

43:04

joined New York Red Bulls has been caught

43:06

some hot water I guess for allegedly ditching

43:09

his family in Germany bro hand hold up

43:11

a gal Guerrero I

43:14

mean what do you guys think I'm sure I'm sure yeah

43:16

so just add some more detail

43:22

Emil Forsberg his wife and

43:25

mother of his children found out he

43:28

got transferred to rebels when he went

43:30

to New York Red Bulls okay but

43:32

doesn't that bring up questions about like that

43:34

existing relationship already because that's crazy like if

43:36

my husband like I'm trying to put myself

43:39

in a similar boat there right feel like

43:41

there would have been more like writing on

43:43

the wall there yeah there's clearly something we don't

43:45

know about the relationship he went to the grocery store

43:47

to pick up dinner and then he just didn't do

43:49

that he was in New York City playing for Red

43:52

Bulls yeah it happened he went to you know

43:57

the Whole Foods to get them gross And

44:00

then he signed for Ralph Madrid Yeah,

44:04

you're gonna go get milk. Why are you taking

44:06

all that luggage? You

44:15

know Liberty crown on your The

44:21

way we found out about this was because did you get a bag

44:23

that looks like a big app so

44:26

a meal Forsberg's wife posted

44:29

on it to the gram dog to the

44:31

gram and and put out a whole statement there

44:34

was a Tweet the

44:36

original the first tweet I saw

44:38

was from a guy at Dazzleño,

44:42

but he was retweeting the the original

44:44

post that was in Swedish. Yeah, so

44:47

this has been translated It's been translated

44:49

and it basically you know, I'll read a

44:52

part of it We shall part ways words

44:54

I thought I would never utter after two

44:56

children in 19 years together and

44:59

that still feels unreal. Okay

45:01

brutal That's a bad

45:03

you are a meal Forsberg's PR

45:05

person Essentially

45:10

the whole the rest of the statement is I

45:13

didn't know I didn't know you were

45:15

going to the rebels She says a new start

45:17

New York was apparently a new stuff for you

45:19

and your life Haven't communicated

45:22

at all apart from stating that

45:24

you can't explain your actions time

45:26

what which what a horrible response Babe,

45:29

I don't know. I just can't explain my time. What's

45:32

out what it was. You wanted to

45:34

achieve by ghosting your family Ghosting

45:38

a girl you went on a date with

45:40

yeah, I mean baby people can let it

45:42

happen Wait, you went out

45:44

on a date with someone and then you find out that

45:46

her likes on a

45:48

little bit not Right

45:54

Your wife of 19 years and

45:56

you also have two children is Not

45:59

a great. Look, she may not be

46:01

sweeter. She might be like the in. This

46:05

sense is right here for your sake.

46:08

I hope you have no regrets and

46:10

that your know they have been. New

46:12

York is worth a divorce and the

46:14

way you treat your childress as their

46:17

mother was. A

46:20

Marcello we let me add

46:22

their mother says he says

46:24

as much as I will

46:26

say such as much as.

46:30

I will say. I. Don't Lcs a

46:32

Pr backgrounds were for somebody, but she hit

46:34

on every single or emotional trigger that you

46:37

could. Very. Well regarded out and I don't

46:39

know what he could possibly night I add

46:41

as a rebuttal his response. I'm I'm waiting

46:43

for his response more than Drake see something.

46:48

To me like reading that. He

46:50

does. He is a kind of lean into it because I don't know

46:52

what else you can say if you are already going to like. Do.

46:55

That to your family like you've had it. It's need to

46:57

make that your. New identity My that my

46:59

me. I do a press conference with

47:01

his new family about the I bought

47:03

though. this is why I had to

47:05

go about said i know guys we've

47:07

heard. About.

47:12

Workers. Okay,

47:17

Now I'm like the Wizard of

47:19

Oz suppose you mrs out of

47:21

a zoom. I don't go to

47:23

do my donated by going in.

47:25

Ours is a had a family.

47:28

Or the. Other by the

47:30

to see photos of him walking down the street

47:32

holding Julia Fox's. Are

47:35

you in for you? Yes you have for me

47:37

or does it look on his i am rat

47:39

as new Bill. Reading

47:42

Sympathy: Salamanders Four Hundred.

47:45

Eighty David. Vitter

47:47

Why is it your mind? This is

47:49

a lot more than a thing of

47:51

it is all I do for as

47:53

a while know like by me we

47:55

could take part in one hundred. He

47:57

misses it seems like you look at.

48:00

Her knee-statement from him. Yeah, I just don't want to get She's

48:04

right This is a

48:07

wild scenario because look even when rebels signed

48:09

to move Forsberg He was that he was

48:11

that RB life sick and and there was

48:13

like we heard about it for months before

48:15

that But there was a little bit of

48:17

like yo, huh? The rebels never they never

48:19

be signing anybody like they're coming over right

48:21

like players that are like kind of in

48:23

their prime And they don't send the prime

48:25

players over no If anything listen like youth

48:27

players stuff like that like that the way city football

48:30

group does for NYC FC It's like oh, here's a

48:32

player that we we we we think you'll eventually play

48:34

for city But let's see what he can do over

48:36

there. I was so crud And

48:39

then and now that so when they signed them and

48:41

you know, he's had already a good

48:44

start a couple assists I got a goal and

48:46

then but now imagine your roots family. He

48:48

leaves But

48:52

now that I Like

48:55

oh, why did he like what did he approve the move

48:57

to rebel and now that I see this I'm like Oh,

48:59

he's trying to get away from something Apparently

49:05

it's temptation island You

49:09

want to go to your anywhere Big

49:24

Apple No,

49:28

I Would

49:32

love to be 300 feet from Newark

49:34

New Jersey, are you kidding me? So

49:39

look I the main thing From

49:46

the movie I Love

49:50

that place. No the main thing here for me

49:52

is like look a scoring the

49:55

wife I understand you could be

49:57

American dream all is how Oh

50:00

damn! I only recently heard of

50:02

that one by the way and I was like

50:04

it's a what? You think those ski phones, yeah.

50:07

That's why. Can you surf in there as well

50:09

or something? I know they have ice skating rink.

50:11

Bro. We're selling them on me bro.

50:13

I don't trust that. On the end

50:16

bro. So give me half as buried where?

50:18

Oh I gotta go. Get

50:22

me out of life bro. I

50:25

need to go right now. Oh my

50:27

god. Okay in all seriousness if

50:30

you're the New York Red Bulls and you

50:32

see this like aren't you kind of questioning

50:34

like that player's intentions for coming over and

50:36

they're like how serious are taking the footballing

50:39

side unless he's like. No the fans

50:41

are like we don't care dude. He's too good.

50:43

He's too good of a player. He's a good

50:45

midfielder. Well thank him. Okay but like we saw

50:47

two really good players go to Toronto FC without the right

50:49

setting and it didn't know. It's working now.

50:51

It's working now but like I think. Check for statement if he's

50:53

vaping now. We've seen

50:56

a lot of times like in MLS like just because a

50:58

good player comes over like Ellie Galaxy never made the playoffs

51:00

with Zlatan on the team. Yeah but what we found out

51:02

about Emile's force work is that he brings no baggage with him.

51:04

He's coming free. My

51:06

man he's living a minimalist

51:09

lifestyle. His shoulders still.

51:12

No distractions. He's going home. My man

51:14

is focused on the game. You know

51:16

what I'm saying? Keep the IP's in

51:19

his apartment by himself when he gets

51:21

home. My man can't even hear crying

51:23

babies. No. He's

51:25

so focused. He's solely focused on football and

51:28

some other stuff but mainly football.

51:30

He's like child support. Sorry no

51:32

speaking. No. No. He's

51:35

so saying quite. You know.

51:37

Perdon. No in tindo. So

51:41

look I always say scoring wise. Yeah this is

51:43

I understand what the game tape and hinge that

51:45

did. But you feel

51:47

bad for the idea of obviously of

51:49

ghosting two children. And like why

51:52

it seems like he's not going no contact on

51:54

his family is disgusting. I hope I hope it's

51:56

not the case. I hope it's not true. But

51:58

yeah this. This is

52:00

kind of just such a

52:02

ridiculous development. And

52:04

yeah, for the thing of- What would you do

52:06

if he was liking post and sharing post of

52:08

other families? What would you do? What would you

52:11

do? No, he likes the post of Corbin Alves.

52:13

Who's name is a monster? Ali,

52:17

we just said he loves his family without saying

52:19

goodbye. He's not

52:21

a monster. Okay, well, Emil,

52:24

bro, I don't know what to tell you, man. I

52:26

hope everything works out with the whole family. I hope

52:28

that in the future you can show respect and

52:30

consideration for others despite your needs.

52:33

Yo, this is Latin mom

52:35

level. This is guilt. And

52:39

this was originally in Swedish, bro. It

52:41

must have went hard. Bro, a lot

52:43

of Blorgens in there, bro. A

52:46

lot of Urien Blurgens. Blurgens,

52:48

dude. Oh, man. You

52:50

don't want to- You see

52:52

the umlaut. Yo, you see a lot of umlaut, bro. I

52:57

look like gay. I look like bullet hole. I wonder

52:59

if ghosting translates to translates to. Blurgens,

53:02

bro. Well, you know what? We're going to-

53:04

We're going to find out. We're

53:07

going to wrap up the show. Are we

53:09

going to retranslate it from- No, no, no.

53:11

We're going to look up how to say

53:13

ghosting in- Oh,

53:16

well, in Swedish. Will they know the term?

53:18

Okay. I mean,

53:20

hopefully- I mean, she knew it. She said ghosting.

53:22

Ghosting. All right. That might be-

53:24

Okay. You know how to spell ghosting? It's like- Oh, where

53:26

am I bad at? Ghosting. It's fucking-

53:28

It's fucking- It's fucking- It's fucking- It's fucking-

53:31

It's fucking- It's fucking- Hit the button

53:33

so we can hear it. Okay, okay. Here it goes.

53:36

Spel-kin. Spel-kin. How

53:38

dare you spell-kin your family? Damn, bro. It's

53:40

honestly better when you just sprinkle in the

53:42

different- You hit them like fan-lish? Y'all didn't

53:44

say wanglish? Y'all didn't say wanglish? Y'all didn't

53:47

say wanglish. You were going to be here

53:49

with roast in Swedish. That's why you come

53:51

to the show for, bro. Yeah.

53:53

What are you going to say? Deadbeat. Oh,

53:55

you are- Don't talk. Don't

53:58

talk. Wait, hold on. Dertak.

54:02

Dertak! How

54:05

dare you spoken! You Dertak?

54:07

Okay. Why do I feel

54:09

like giving family? I don't know why I'm going

54:11

to lie. You lean in too far into the

54:13

Swedish bro. I might do a little Swedish. Just

54:15

to be able to have this conversation. You

54:17

know what I mean? Next Swedish play you

54:20

have a morning pudding. Actually, no. We're going

54:22

to have Alexis read the entire statement.

54:24

Oh, okay. Crying while holding

54:26

a bunch of American girl dolls. Okay.

54:31

Well, just so you know, Emile Forsberg, you

54:33

built a couple more Alexis. Okay.

54:36

You're going to turn them into

54:39

fourth broadcasters. With a comedic background.

54:42

Okay, let's wrap up the show. Ali Trozmartin, thank you so

54:44

much for hanging out with us. Thank you guys for having

54:46

me. I want to give you a shout out in a

54:48

second. I just want to make sure we

54:50

give a shout out to Midge Purse. Yeah. We

54:53

learned. She posted that she had a... She

54:55

told her ACL in the game against Portland. Cut it.

54:57

Providence Park. I was watching. She

55:00

went down crying, came back up, finished the half.

55:03

But you could tell something was going on. Really, really

55:05

bad. She is such an incredible player and has

55:07

really started to hit that stride where you can just tell

55:14

like she's reaching new levels of her career and has

55:17

evolved her game in ways that is

55:19

not only as we saw so crucial to

55:21

Gotham, but for the US women's national team

55:23

too. Some of that service from the outside

55:25

that was going on. Service

55:28

from the outside that was lacking creatively

55:30

for the US and the World Cup

55:32

and in other matches

55:34

and competitions. Midge was

55:36

like, oh my gosh, this is a huge answer

55:39

from this position. And she's

55:41

just like slicing and dicing

55:43

people up and very like wishing Midge Purse the

55:46

speediest and just best possible recovery.

55:49

I hope you know you

55:51

will come back stronger. We just... Yeah.

55:54

ACL issue and women's soccer. It sucks. Yeah.

55:57

I won the WSL championship and I was on the sideline

55:59

while... just like running past me, you know,

56:01

past the defenders. And I'm just like, yeah,

56:03

this is it's like I was so happy

56:05

for it in that moment and then seeing

56:08

this this year felt like, OK, she's going

56:10

to she's going to play in the Olympics.

56:12

She's going to get more opportunities. She said

56:14

the same thing. She said that the way that she's

56:16

really like developed some

56:19

of the parts of her game that like providing that

56:21

service and really picking out that run in the box,

56:23

like next level stuff. Yeah, and

56:25

she's able to get herself like whether she's going like

56:27

2v1, 3v1 times, like

56:29

she can get herself open and pick out

56:31

that. And it was showing she could really

56:34

pick out that pass wherever somebody was coming

56:36

in with some lost on the ball on

56:38

the ground. Yeah, such a dynamic player and

56:40

someone that we don't. We could have

56:42

really used the women's World Cup without a doubt. You're

56:45

going to come back stronger. Don't worry about it. All right.

56:47

Let's go. Let's go, Midge. All right. Allie,

56:49

thank you so much. I get every

56:51

fun. This was the best. You absolutely

56:53

crushed it. Make sure you follow Ali

56:55

Chosmar on everything. Right. Is

56:58

it is also Ali Chosmar

57:00

on Instagram, correct? OK, so A L

57:02

Y you see it on screen. A

57:04

Y T R O S T Martin.

57:07

So Ali, you see her call her Ali

57:09

Chos Martinez. She

57:11

loves it. That's what she is. He

57:14

went from Mike to Miguelito. Now you're

57:16

Ali Chos Martina. Yes,

57:19

exactly. Your husband also has to go

57:21

by Martinez as well. Yeah, yeah. The

57:23

whitest dude. So

57:27

thank you so much for joining us. Obviously,

57:29

you're on morning for the all the time.

57:31

So yeah, right. You know, well,

57:33

tomorrow I don't know when this is going to air. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's

57:35

going to air tonight. Oh, OK, cool. So tomorrow morning. Yeah.

57:37

So those of you listening in the morning, park your car.

57:40

I pull up a colossal on the

57:42

phone. Yeah, tomorrow is my last day hosting the

57:45

show before students back. Yeah, I'll be on headlines

57:47

next week. Nice. I'll see you guys in

57:49

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57:51

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57:59

Well, they're. to be so mad about this

58:01

episode that we made that he

58:04

said I wish you guys talked more about

58:06

the games you guys make too many jokes

58:08

yeah well I hope you buckled your

58:10

seatbelt today dude thanks for listening I hope you're

58:12

up in a car seat today people

58:17

may not even be enough so shout out to

58:19

that person so yes wait were there

58:21

any questions I had I

58:23

don't want to leave anybody hanging there

58:26

was we could add this to just our

58:28

yeah yeah Jenna broom asked the question which

58:30

two teams play Ali's

58:33

dream match and where oh

58:36

that's a really good question so I it's

58:39

hard cuz I I think I would almost seem to like

58:41

create my own teams of like my favorite players over the

58:43

year no like honestly like I'd

58:45

want to see and like the

58:48

women's game is where like my my love

58:50

of soccer really like began so I mean

58:52

I'd love to see I honestly I'd love

58:54

to see the 99 women's

58:57

World Cup team play like the 2015

58:59

World Cup team that's actually kind of

59:01

anybody there was no one

59:06

on the 99 team that was on I

59:08

don't think so no not for 2015 no no not

59:10

2015 20

59:15

2011 yes they should have been at no not now anyway yeah

59:17

maybe there was but that

59:22

yeah would be like I think that'd be like so

59:24

cool to you like in their prime yeah yeah me

59:26

and was like my favorite player going I wanted

59:29

to be here when I was kid

59:31

I read Brian a

59:33

scurries book and went but hearing her

59:35

talk about certain players

59:37

especially like Michelle acres that

59:40

that's the up if Michelle acres could

59:42

play in today's era that just would

59:44

be so wild to me because she

59:47

seemed like one of the not

59:50

necessarily not crazy but just reckless with

59:52

her own body to defend

59:54

the crest yeah I mean so

59:56

one that she had to iron on herself before

59:58

game right yeah So

1:00:00

Oh unreal like that would be that would

1:00:02

be a fun fun game to watch for

1:00:04

sure All right. Okay for me.

1:00:06

It would be I Guess

1:00:10

Corbin Albert's family It'd

1:00:19

be a friendly unfortunately I

1:00:25

Try to think of if I can answer this

1:00:27

question in a serious way I

1:00:31

dream can you answer in a serious way? Yeah,

1:00:33

actually it would be it would be the invincibles Okay,

1:00:36

our soul invincibles versus this

1:00:39

year's team Because I love

1:00:41

how defensively stout they are and how highly

1:00:43

pressed it's not like my ultimate ultimate dream

1:00:45

Yeah, but I would love that I'm to

1:00:47

go on yours I would love to see

1:00:49

the the team that played against Algeria the

1:00:52

US National team team that played against Algeria versus

1:00:54

the 94 team Mmm, I would

1:00:57

love to see that Okay,

1:00:59

I mean Tony Miele a Tim Howard,

1:01:01

you know, I you got I

1:01:04

my initial thought is the the Before

1:01:06

team going dust. Yeah. No. No, I

1:01:08

think it's reversed really. Yeah, I think

1:01:10

you got some dogs Like they were

1:01:12

like, but I think that the landing

1:01:15

the 2010 team landing Clint I

1:01:17

think would what but I think quality of

1:01:20

Not light years but much better. Yeah, then

1:01:22

the 94 team. I yeah, of course the

1:01:24

94 team is gonna get dusted Oh, I

1:01:26

thought you may know Okay,

1:01:29

I think it would start out

1:01:31

as a good game and then I think that

1:01:33

quality would shine. Okay, I would love to

1:01:36

see I don't even think of what Scenario,

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