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Don't have been old. Reversal of in the Zebra

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same time. Yeah. People

1:05

have thought that you are me and I

1:07

am a mean because no one's ever seen

1:09

the three of us. Finally, I didn't realize

1:12

that. Everything is can end. Oh,

1:14

speaking of conspiracies, I.

1:16

Target of I think I hadn't met. I slept

1:18

with it off and I forgot to put it

1:20

back. Oil guys photo shop it all. I. Have.

1:23

Let all that extend your. Hand know little

1:25

about not on their ranges.

1:27

It all out our new at yeah yeah

1:30

make it even a little bit. yeah there's

1:32

odor. oh what are over for than three?

1:34

Do on what. Allow more aware of

1:36

any there were arrested, others. Bebo

1:38

a learned at it as gonna feed.

1:41

Then. She's really passive aggressive.

1:43

This. Is how she breaks up with

1:45

you know? I've forgotten my array.

1:48

A lot of it. read that I need to describe. It.

1:51

Was literally. I can't explain it but if you get

1:53

like a H under you're angry or when you try

1:55

to falsely are under your ring it's like I needed

1:57

off like need to get it off so that I

1:59

can h my. The runway that on would I

2:01

for Kate Middleton said. I know how wish I

2:03

I don't think that leo they release of her. I

2:05

don't look, I don't wanna go down the conspiracy theory

2:07

but that's know how she walks, She does not walk.

2:09

I got all those are you again though. It

2:12

was off. It was not correct out. On a

2:14

falafel is poised. The woman at

2:16

that farmers market was like of. Snow.

2:19

Up in our illness as you walk. Yeah,

2:21

analysis like I'm hearing on oil clothes. I

2:23

understand you. I don't. I know, I know my

2:25

point. I landed and I. Am that? I'm

2:27

You know? The People's Princess

2:30

pre. Princess another sense of

2:32

them. As is waiting for does

2:34

the Miracle Sisters still easily a frog? The

2:36

kiss me is that. We're.

2:56

Here to do a lot of things. A

2:59

mean. As a foreshadowing, I booked me,

3:02

it means you're in person. Yeah

3:04

I did not know. I was very surprised. I haven't

3:06

seen a mean in. Pre. Pandemic.

3:08

The outer sure I least four years. who was

3:11

I have probably been five years he has July

3:13

Twenty nineteen it was the and that you're not

3:15

like a real date not a job as I

3:17

could probably find one if I looked him up

3:19

on but it was Espys Those now is the

3:22

last last I'm a senior. What are your memories

3:24

of the Estes from Twenty nineteen the last time

3:26

I saw not as because we did the the

3:28

Go Car racing. That. Fell

3:31

early does mine. Was.

3:52

Always a week eighty Nolan shout out and cool.

3:56

So. Late. It's dead now. Neither times

3:58

seated. Different. That out

4:00

there. Know it was unpleasant. mean. It's your

4:02

everyday very very heavy only person who

4:04

is and from this show yeah Gary

4:06

stress the because it hot Pablo. Hama,

4:10

Fall. Below is what I prefer to

4:12

call him yeah in Karbala, but. Others

4:15

have suggested. That he cheated

4:18

in he said it's he said in an automated

4:20

i got like legit man. My favorite thing

4:22

with the gary. Apparently used to work

4:24

at a go kart track. Somewhere.

4:26

Else oh and he like consoles nature

4:28

us in his yeah they they may

4:30

be to the governor all have is

4:33

that don't car. He got rid of the governor and

4:35

I was like let. Me when I know. That

4:37

oh man like that. has the government get

4:39

involved in this. So.

4:43

Will get to a mean and a means weeks. As

4:46

global internet, celebrity and a

4:48

bit as everyone's foreshadowing circling

4:50

foreboding shuttle. But as you

4:52

want to start with something

4:54

that happens. Than. Model

4:56

Three of us. Ah and know.

4:58

show. About. Four years ago?

5:01

Almost exactly. If. You can play

5:03

our first club or Jared so. Here's.

5:05

The game. Okay, The

5:08

original idea was that I would just sit in a

5:10

zoom chat alone and send the linked up to every

5:12

at first and I know and wait and see who

5:14

showed that. But. Then them had

5:16

hacked know that no one can a click on it. so

5:18

now we're trying were doing the same with all of us

5:20

are in on this game and the goal is to get

5:23

the most famous person to join. Ours is. What

5:26

we're trying to decide. You look nothing like.

5:28

Yourself. It's freaking me out when we

5:30

go on now com or out of

5:32

pata pata we went through a souvenir

5:35

have other much. Ah,

5:42

I'm on a board. watch

5:44

that oh wow in always

5:46

try to like ours is

5:48

through an impromptu so far

5:50

as a phone all I

5:53

will come soon. Mile long,

5:57

Know. wasn't Welcome

6:00

to Little White. I should

6:02

have held on to that one. I went

6:04

to school. That looked good, it really was. We're

6:06

gonna walk through some of this down the memory

6:08

lane of April 2020. Of

6:11

course it's 2020. Damn, it was April's early. It

6:13

was the beginning. The beginning of the, but Zoom had

6:16

already gotten hacked, which I forgot about since.

6:18

But I remember Zoom got, people were like showing up at other

6:20

people's Zoom meetings right before we were about to do this. And

6:22

I was like, shit, no, we're gonna do

6:24

it. Zoom bombing, people were playing like

6:26

hardcore porn and like college lectures and

6:28

stuff. So I was worried people weren't gonna show up. And

6:31

meanwhile, Amin was like texting

6:33

Urkel to Little White, like, hey,

6:35

join, it was like, join this meeting. We had

6:37

come up with like a specific thing you

6:39

could say, a prompt that you couldn't like

6:42

deviate from that was like, hey, join

6:44

this meeting. Looking back on it now, I'm like, why didn't

6:46

we just text everybody and say, I'm trying to get the

6:48

most famous person I can to show up. Because it

6:50

was a- Like if you would have said no.

6:52

We were challenged. The goal was we needed to

6:54

only have our poll. Our own

6:56

charisma. No appeal. Exactly, right, our

6:58

vibe. Also, as I'm sure we'll see

7:00

throughout the clip, I ruined the thing by

7:02

the every time yelling, who brought you the

7:05

second somebody famous shows up? Because I wanted

7:07

to keep track of who brought who. And

7:09

then I didn't, because I got hammered. Oh.

7:12

And I was very drunk during this. Oh, I didn't know that. I

7:15

think the whole time I'm doing two hands of

7:17

wine. Yeah, so Nick Wright begins it. Fuck you,

7:20

Nick Wright. Again, we're gonna beef for those not

7:22

paying attention to our show now. And

7:24

then Amin brought Urkel to

7:26

Little White. To Little White. I

7:29

hate to keep on Urkelizing you. But

7:32

the night goes on. Urkelizing. Voila,

7:35

voila. Oh, what's your joke? He's

7:38

Karmel. Hello.

7:40

Hey, Andrew, who invited you here? There

7:42

she goes. Amin. Am

7:45

I allowed to say? Yes. Karmel,

7:47

who invited you? It was Amin.

7:50

I came for heavy hitters early. Mike

7:53

sure you just missed your Little White. Mike

7:56

sure, who invited you? Ryan.

7:59

God Damn it. My chair like rather

8:01

than. Doubling

8:05

the market Writers' Room at this

8:07

is a. God bless

8:09

you. Know

8:11

about with a referral. Wow

8:17

I'm sure farms us. To

8:20

follow that that banners seen him but

8:22

across longer I think says exhibit bearded

8:24

Bob Lee with the tropical zoom background

8:26

via who had no idea what was

8:28

happening and in left almost immediate did

8:30

not stay. I think Bob Bob left

8:32

with the speed of someone who could

8:34

leave the catch a predator if they

8:36

were allowed to leave. Scouts of us

8:38

had ever been like. Go

8:40

to be clear. Ball. That is

8:43

my only. Relation to to catch a

8:45

predator? no other correct really. Since I

8:47

was a say this was my own personal

8:49

how that I didn't see coming with that

8:51

people would log on with. Their.

8:54

Friends accounts so their name wouldn't be their

8:56

name and they all don't look like you

8:58

know badly with the had glasses on and

9:00

was like over us and so I had

9:02

this moment where of the oh as a

9:04

lady who when it comes time to name

9:06

someone I panicked I don't like that facial

9:08

recognition brain saying but I do panic when

9:10

it comes time to say anyone same out

9:12

loud my brain does you can get this

9:14

wrong you're gonna get this or and so

9:16

every time somebody came as a whole feel

9:18

empowered is having to be like that's on.

9:21

The. Got a time issue of Mobile

9:23

A Dead. Last year like somebody say

9:25

the name of this whoever whoever side

9:28

of this person say their name out

9:30

loud. But nellie it's as gets

9:32

worse. And only gets worse. Now

9:36

you can pick. Up

9:42

my coaching tree. Sports

9:45

you. Are. Upset

9:49

over the metal rod when we lack of

9:51

brought a lot. More

9:54

Southern Koreans are on earth.

10:00

The he was he is only one

10:02

was legitimately angry with their source. Of

10:16

I am I here. Nobody

10:19

knows. Why

10:23

did you bring a Mccarthy's. Granted,

10:28

It's just we got to acknowledge

10:30

that in the editing of that

10:33

glib, we just did that thing

10:35

that happened, ah, earnestly and genuinely.

10:37

To. The person who is now one of the

10:40

biggest stars in America. A foia

10:42

so beyond Clayton Kershaw showing up

10:44

shirtless and confused and disoriented. When.

10:47

Lin Manuel Miranda showed up. He

10:51

showed up like. Maybe. Five

10:53

Ten. fifteen seconds. Right after someone

10:55

else, do you remember who that

10:57

person is? I

11:00

big I remember. I think I know

11:02

is. There.

11:05

Was. It Taylor says boyfriend. Yes, that's

11:07

right. Yeah, Travis County Darling is there.

11:09

He showed up my good friend rather

11:11

Kelsey. I mean that Rent Gravity healthy

11:13

showed up and had a line that

11:16

reminded me of like at that. I

11:18

was like it seems like an Adam

11:20

Sandler impression. He was like I still

11:22

don't know why. I mean I'd like

11:25

as it's one of those yeah. I

11:28

am not was going on there guys

11:30

but up the size of the happen.

11:34

I'm on my son and in around

11:36

this. Is a mom still just a little

11:38

confused? on was who on. Earth

11:44

And so just fine. Food. For

11:46

it annulled the deer go through that

11:49

guy this on eyes. Honestly right now

11:51

prowse uma dog Man I was excited

11:53

for you to be very nozzle muslims.

11:56

Like he was in between accents. Now. Stuff

11:59

since. Issue that is. This new theory is one

12:01

day on going From the way he talked

12:03

as he and away. He now tommy understand

12:05

what I'm saying. I do. Yes, we're not

12:07

going to dislike the revert I used as an adult

12:10

level your laurie of a lot a law that internet

12:12

what's going on with the. Your. Actual friend. I just

12:14

as a guy just. Want to say that the

12:16

to the and was a Muslim is in

12:18

his Jeffrey Wright shows up and enjoy right?

12:20

He said for a lie behind like twenty

12:22

five minutes Oss as on what the state

12:24

of the world against light and shadows people.

12:27

Let. Me just say to the. Regular people are

12:29

not going to name names but like.

12:31

Of. Friends of ours is most used to

12:34

be Lucky you in here we're dropping all

12:36

animals are ya series of debris virus in

12:38

Utah the nausea like actual. conversely remember the

12:40

names you member who was it wasn't until

12:43

I do a lot repair Isis a miner.

12:46

Or yeah, you know how to Westboro fan,

12:48

You know? Now it's a. Coach who hung

12:50

out on for a while. Oh My. God.

12:53

Laws Alvin Gentry. Yeah, I'm under J F

12:55

L that. But my say, I think when

12:57

I favored sublets was that. Magically,

13:00

both Scott Hansen and Andresol yeah,

13:02

we brought the rails and together

13:04

for its time. I don't think we've

13:06

ever alien then allow unlikely so either. I

13:08

will agree. They showed up and saw each

13:10

other, They were like well he totally thirst.

13:12

For a shot not happy on same

13:15

same. Own

13:23

about like cannot imagine what hundred serve

13:25

and they they'd either. Yeah. The hi

13:27

there Hi Adam yeah. My.

13:29

My missus. Were. So

13:31

poorly received. I think it ended my actual

13:34

relationship with him. I regretted. That I did

13:36

reach out to people are like cast savers that

13:38

did not add on and on like I wish

13:40

I had waited and we're on the and was

13:42

a run. I messaged Kimmel I should not have

13:45

done that. I messaged at

13:47

asexually. Oh. Boy made him.

13:49

I'd been. Said hey bud Sun's out guns

13:51

out. To help others you real quick.

13:53

his own battles way later and he

13:55

has left me on read every time.

13:58

Now in the. That he

14:00

was answering. yeah, I'd interviewed. And restoring

14:02

and lot wild animals on the

14:04

I'm nearly as rests on that

14:07

guy of Barkley. Honestly

14:09

all I know Barkley I'd said hey

14:11

how about the zoo real quick the

14:13

bell explain later that night with the

14:16

eight pm eastern or April seven twenty

14:18

twenty three hours later level or one

14:20

pm he responds brother just got this

14:22

was golfing has not responded to any

14:24

taxes not a method chop chop his

14:26

does is so sometimes it doesn't have

14:29

bag but I will say i I've

14:31

always thought like yo a big meal

14:33

is to lose gonna friends have changed

14:35

after them are you? I'm not a

14:37

real cool our gonna. How to run I

14:40

was on around and the one of can I can

14:42

feel like I didn't help you. In

14:44

that go and I'm ruined. Your guys have friendships with

14:46

people on. saw that that segment sell real

14:48

good segment. Didn't save the shell but. A

14:52

split second, it was one of the

14:54

most memorable things that happened in it.

14:56

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16:24

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16:26

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16:29

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16:31

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16:33

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16:35

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16:37

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16:39

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16:43

his Ramadan. Because.

16:46

I feel like I. Don't

16:49

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16:51

lots of athletes let alone gas bags

16:53

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16:55

you give us like a ramadan for

16:57

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16:59

you do help the aware of The

17:01

have done this every year since since

17:03

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17:05

had a video that I didn't offend

17:07

them are gonna was posted have been

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Roman on boats argue that the spiel

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thirty days sunup to Sundown every single

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17:15

smoke, get in just anything. Ah, you

17:17

can't engage in. Any sexual

17:20

acts. And you.

17:23

Have which is this. That's just the

17:25

physical part but the mental porters You

17:27

have to be kind of a nicer,

17:29

better version of yourself, adult or challenge

17:31

that has a huge out on a

17:33

hot dog out of the hardest part

17:35

from his to to keep my mind

17:37

pure and not to be kind of

17:39

reactive and and especially as that's. When

17:42

you're hungry. Your. Nerves.

17:45

Get on. more on adds a lot

17:47

easier, which I've learned from Marriage and

17:49

Sectors commercials. Is a young exactly. As.

17:53

But yeah, so the idea is you do

17:55

this for thirty days and it is meant

17:58

to do a lot of things. Wanting

18:00

it, it forces you to focus. M d

18:02

A better version of another thing is it

18:04

put yourself in the shoes of the less

18:06

fortunate people who can't get some. The eat

18:08

whenever they want or can't get some. The

18:10

drink whenever they want are. Allowed to be

18:12

of say we're. I'm in the Us

18:15

and but as guys that are three

18:17

sixty five are at the way I

18:19

was talking to a Byron's honored as

18:21

was yes and I'll sell him. My

18:23

philosophy is for three hundred and thirty

18:25

five this year armor pieces. So for

18:27

these thirty days I tried to be

18:29

like what I should be everyday. But

18:31

I'm not so. It is what

18:33

it is, but it is. it's It is

18:35

an interesting thing because as you go through

18:38

it you meet different people in your own,

18:40

your fast and you're you're Muslim, whatever and

18:42

that that is a cool feeling when you

18:44

discover or someone else is going to the

18:47

same shared experience right? I realized that I

18:49

was sipping my i don't I've been doing

18:51

all rights holders own islands so this is

18:54

a great segue to like. Minimum

18:56

number one things like oh my god

18:58

I'm so sorry like a yard or

19:00

we are we a cartoon steaks to

19:02

you or me on a desert island

19:04

of Ramadan? Are you all you see.

19:06

A. Tall: A literal tall glass of water. When

19:08

the sun goes down. You can

19:11

you can, you can eat. He doesn't

19:13

drink and so. And sex. And

19:16

all that much as old as time probably

19:18

argue though. Sex with this is this

19:20

is the funny parts of Sags. Yes, if

19:22

you're married by it's because that's the

19:24

rule in general. Three sixty five, right?

19:26

You not at up premarital sex and us

19:29

was an extramarital sex or so. For.

19:31

Some people they just go letter the

19:33

Lala cancer to they denied access. I'm

19:36

of the belief that like yell I.

19:39

Am trying to do everything right

19:41

so I don't do anything sexual

19:43

in nature for thirty days. not

19:45

even even a solo act. Not

19:47

even so. Let's say, well, Yeah.

19:50

As a year and then you have to wake up

19:52

and be nice. And then I got a weird over. there

19:54

are twenty. Nine More Detail or wilde near How far

19:56

into it. Are we now current? Is what this

19:58

is. Day nine. My goodness. So

20:01

we just finished week one. Yesterday was eight days,

20:03

you know, the first Monday after the first Monday

20:05

we started and I have got six

20:07

pounds in a week. It's just like my Invisalign. We're on the

20:09

same journey. You and I, we're not

20:12

so different. What

20:14

uh, when it comes to, again,

20:16

the thing that I go to, which is

20:19

like, what are you craving the most? Does that

20:21

change over the course

20:23

of these weeks? So it's weird

20:25

because I, for the most

20:27

part, I don't get hungry. I really don't get

20:29

hungry. I do get thirsty, especially when it's in

20:32

the summer months and given what I do for

20:34

a living, I talk all day. So thirst does

20:36

become an issue at some point, but

20:38

for the most part, I don't get those cravings. But

20:40

the weirdest thing, like I'll be watching TV and then

20:42

a red Robin commercial. Come on. I'm

20:45

like, Oh my God. And I'm like, I don't never wanted

20:47

to go to red Robin. I've never demanded to go to

20:49

red Robin, but a red Robin commercial. Come on. And

20:52

I'll go crazy. There's this new thing that little Caesars

20:54

has. I don't know if you guys have seen them. They're

20:56

like these mini pizza puffs or whatever. This

20:58

is supposed to be the new, like the

21:00

Popeyes chicken sandwich craze of 2024. And

21:04

I'm looking at them. Yeah, I'm looking at these. And

21:06

I'm like, Oh my God. I just want like a

21:08

full tray of them and just open my mouth like

21:11

a Pelican and just take it

21:14

into my gutter. Of course. We're

21:16

going to somehow Photoshop Pelican

21:18

amine guzzling little Caesars crazy

21:21

puffs. Crazy puffs. Oh man.

21:23

What a name. What a name. The thing

21:26

that I have come to understand also is

21:29

Ramadan is not the same month every year.

21:32

And so where does, I guess,

21:34

April rank in your power rankings of

21:37

months for Ramadan to happen? This

21:39

is, this is now we're going, we are

21:41

steadily heading towards the better part of the

21:44

calendar. So it moves back 10 days

21:46

every year because on the lunar calendar, every year it's

21:48

10 days earlier than it was the year before. Oh,

21:51

wait, it's March. Yeah, we're March. Well, it'll

21:53

end in April. Then next

21:55

year it'll be mostly in March and then the year

21:57

that that'll be February. So like the number one. The

22:00

to december January time goes Dislikes: sort

22:02

days cold weather like that so I

22:04

guess you don't topic Christmas shop it's

22:07

by the way one of the one

22:09

holiday green idiots I one of the

22:11

most morning really pops us. My

22:15

such an issue. It is weird because I

22:17

look at Christmas as the biggest inconvenience in

22:19

the world for you guys I don't care

22:21

I guess as a good they are of

22:24

i just have fun whatever and is hang

22:26

out. But for people who celebrated or yet

22:28

he was on a Christmas gift though I

22:30

gotta get as high as rabbit. So the

22:32

million you now my Santa verbal man. at

22:34

his of his own illegal revealing and I

22:36

guess addresses. And

22:39

wonder what this is? Us all sorts in a

22:41

tie again I'd like I don't have to go

22:43

to any other and had so freeing at night.

22:45

And I ask you as if somebody

22:47

wants to, Somebody has that an urge

22:49

to even say happy Ramadan When is

22:51

the way to say. Man, well happy

22:54

Ramadan works. It does the Us

22:56

in Blue, not Ramadan. Karim is

22:58

like if you wanna get real

23:00

like Lou I'm sophisticated. Yeah! Ramadan

23:02

Karim. Here are monitoring. That's an easy

23:04

one. Ramadan Barack is another one. Those.

23:07

Are the Dogs religion? I'd I'd Mubarak.

23:09

What's that? Humans are aged. Aid

23:11

is the is the father at the

23:14

end of it.it when it's done your

23:16

let's talk about. The. End

23:18

of it. Do. To as of what is

23:20

it like a traditional food that is eaten at the meal?

23:22

The wedding. Us: how to your you that things

23:25

to How do you celebrate finally getting to

23:27

do the stuff you couldn't do? So the

23:29

day after Ramadan that the day of the

23:31

last day of ramadan is aid and they

23:33

are you sort of. First of all it's

23:35

very important. Like religiously the like you have

23:37

to eat when you were done because you

23:40

have to signify. I'm. Not fasting

23:42

anymore as a gambler I'll get don't know

23:44

I've got a busy day or eat it

23:46

wouldn't know what you gotta wake up and

23:48

start eating just to say of is done

23:50

then know there's a big prayer of. If.

23:53

i'm pretty sure whatever major american city

23:55

live in you're going to be driving

23:57

by convention center or maybe it's of

24:00

park because the weather is nice in April and you

24:02

just gonna see hundreds of

24:04

cars and a bunch of people and

24:06

it's like what's going on? It's the

24:08

Eid prayer that all the mosques

24:10

will get together and they'll put it on like the

24:12

convention center or central park or

24:15

whatever, whatever city you're in. And

24:18

then you do this for like three days. You're

24:20

supposed to go visit family and everyone rejoices and

24:22

all that. For me, I probably get through like

24:24

day one and then I'm like alright, we're back

24:27

to normal. Yeah, you're basically just masturbating continuously. While

24:30

eating a pizza. It

24:32

sounds impossible to me. I've been like

24:34

sipping pathetically now just like little two

24:36

different beverages. You are brunching. At

24:42

the same time, I'm watching someone like

24:44

Kyrie Irving do this. It's

25:01

like one of the greatest game winners of all

25:04

time. Lefty, if you haven't seen it, you're missing

25:06

out on just a remarkable thing to do while

25:09

not having eaten or drank anything.

25:12

So bears noting that game

25:14

was a matinee game. So he

25:16

played the entirety of that game

25:18

without drinking or power bar

25:20

or anything like that. He was just going off

25:22

of whatever he had the night before. This

25:25

all helps inform in

25:27

a real way what I had been

25:29

imagining it was like to be you

25:32

while Kyrie Irving was doing that. Kate,

25:35

are you familiar? You're familiar with what happened?

25:38

Are you on the internet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It came

25:40

across my, I didn't dig because I figured I'd be getting the

25:43

first-hand account today. But for people

25:45

who maybe missed it, this

25:47

happened. And the thing about this jump

25:49

shot is it's confusing because the

25:52

setup and the beginning of it

25:54

looks like the jumps are going to be normal.

25:56

Okay? Frame by frame, the dribble

25:58

looks normal. The

26:01

four right through here is normal. We

26:03

all go back a little right, but that's fine.

26:06

And then the follow through, it all goes

26:08

to hell. Everything

26:10

goes to hell. I

26:13

mean, it is my God. That's a month

26:15

in Vegas. Cool guy. I don't care. Not

26:18

today. He missed this shot so

26:20

badly. I don't want you to miss your shot

26:22

to see me live. Kevin Stasia, Fred, is a

26:24

live film comedy show. He's talking about it. It's

26:26

really good. Tell me what you think of that.

26:28

Really good. Amin was

26:30

such a meme that people were

26:33

advertising their comedy shows on the

26:35

back of videos of Amin doing.

26:37

I don't even know where that

26:39

was. What should we know

26:41

about the context of what visually is

26:43

hard to describe any better than Kev on stage,

26:46

that comedian apparently just did? So shout out to

26:48

Kev. That's my guy. But I told him I've

26:50

always wanted to collaborate with you. It was an

26:52

honor to do so now. It

26:55

was, this was in Dallas on Saturday. That's the

26:57

irony. It's like

26:59

me and Kyrie the same weekend. Same

27:02

back to back days. I was on Saturday. He

27:04

was on Sunday. He was like, I

27:06

gotta improve the perception of Islam in

27:08

America right now. I like to think of it

27:10

as like, huh. I like that.

27:12

I think I could take something from that and do something with

27:14

it. No. So Saturday I was

27:17

in Dallas for Athletes Unlimited.

27:20

That's the Women's Professional League. They actually do

27:22

it in multiple sports, but obviously this was

27:24

a basketball one. It's

27:26

a really cool concept to be honest with

27:28

you because they've kind of NASCARized basketball.

27:31

In other words, you're in teams, but the teams

27:34

don't really matter. It's all about the individuals and

27:36

you get points for your team wins. You get

27:38

points for winning quarters, but you also get points

27:40

for individual stats. And at the end you have

27:42

a leaderboard and that's how you

27:45

forgot who won the league. And you can only

27:47

make left turns. Duh-dun-dun.

27:49

Thanks. All right, so. Don't

27:51

miss your chance to see me. No. So

27:55

I was invited to do the participating in the

27:57

celebrity game, which is cool because it was a

27:59

great experience. very cool event. The

28:01

game went on without a hit. That's from before the

28:04

game while I'm warming up. And

28:06

I was shooting from that spot,

28:08

and I had made a couple in

28:10

a row sitting behind me, Maya

28:13

Zellrich, who I had

28:15

met, but like a friend of a friend. He

28:18

was with a couple friends of mine, Christine

28:20

Williams and Tarika Foster-Brasby, who used

28:22

to work with us. You set up

28:24

both of them. Set up to both of them.

28:26

They do a great job covering women's hoops. So

28:28

they're all sitting together, courtside, and they're behind me.

28:30

And I'm making these, I don't know of anything.

28:32

I'm just doing my thing. And

28:35

so, Miles tells me, you had made

28:37

a couple. I

28:41

said, oh, this is cool. Let me get my phone

28:43

out and start recording. And so the first one he

28:45

records is that shot. And

28:47

he's like, oh, this is even better. And

28:50

he posts it right then and there. But

28:52

I don't know this. So

28:54

I go, I play in this game, and

28:56

it's fun. You played an entire game without

28:58

knowing. No clue. I didn't look at my

29:00

phone the whole time. So after the game,

29:03

we take pictures and everything. And so I go up to Christine

29:05

and Tarika. I'm like, hey, what are you guys doing after this?

29:07

I think we're going to get something to eat, whatever. And

29:11

Miles looks at me. He's like, you haven't looked at your phone,

29:13

have you? I'm like, no, what's up? And

29:16

he says, oh, man, I posted

29:18

something. I'm like, oh, so watch

29:20

this. During the game, in the

29:22

fourth quarter, there's a moment where we're making this

29:24

comeback. We're like a couple of buckets down. We

29:26

get a stop. My man, Merix, passes me

29:28

the ball of court. And I know I have one

29:30

person to beat. So I'm like, let me just check

29:32

where they are. I don't catch the ball. It goes

29:35

out of bounds. Turnover, I was crushed. I was like,

29:37

I felt like I left the team down or whatever.

29:39

I thought that was what they posted. Like, oh, look at

29:41

me, not even able to catch the ball. And

29:43

he was like, no, I wasn't. And I'm like, what was it? So

29:46

I pull up the video. First of all, I open my

29:49

phone. My buddy Wells, Wells V, shout out Wells V, says,

29:52

my brother in Christ, what is going on here? Oh,

29:55

OK, what's happening? Hold on. So then

29:57

I look at my Twitter mentions and I see the

29:59

video. And the first

30:01

thing I actually pay attention to is the

30:03

back of my head and how the hair

30:05

is filled in very nicely. And then, like,

30:07

oh man, the medication is working. And I'm

30:09

like, oh, this is awesome. This is going

30:12

well so far. Let's see what people are

30:14

saying. Yeah. Then, you know, the video repeats

30:16

and then I see like, oh

30:18

my God, it's the worst

30:20

one ever. Right. And

30:22

it is, for the record, bad

30:24

to the point where I have comedians

30:27

or, you know, it's not, I just

30:29

have to quote. Uh, our, our friend

30:31

Sue Bird. Oh, no. Sue Bird saw

30:33

it. Dude, everybody saw it. It went

30:35

to the point where Sue texted me.

30:38

Uh, I have to know included the

30:40

video of a mean shot. And her

30:42

question was this real

30:45

question mark. Like it's AI. She thought it

30:47

was AI. Because of hands. Because

30:49

of this. The hands of AI.

30:51

Or that's not so or so

30:54

deliberately terrible that this was

30:56

a bit. Which to

30:58

be fair, I thought when I saw American Ninja Warrior, I was

31:00

like, it's a bit. Right. Check this out. All right.

31:02

You got to be an athlete. You know what I mean?

31:04

And the mean wasn't that. He

31:07

tried to get the rope and went down. I

31:09

got to say that looked like a Shaquille O'Neal

31:11

free. So that was just ugly. And this is

31:13

the thing with a mean. You never know.

31:15

Is that a mean has a

31:18

skill and I'm going to say

31:20

skill actually. Yeah. He uses skill

31:22

at being somehow wildly

31:24

globally viral for doing

31:27

something that seems so athletically inept

31:29

that it feels like it was

31:31

on purpose. Yeah. You

31:33

know, it's it's funny because I

31:36

think my skill is letting

31:38

the joke be the joke. And if I'm the joke,

31:40

then that's then I'm going to laugh. And so I

31:43

think a lot of people. I haven't seen you laugh yet.

31:45

I don't think. Oh, no. I mean, like my

31:47

Twitter timeline is me retweeting all the funny things that

31:49

people have said. Because what I did really funny. But

31:51

to that point, right. Like part of me was like

31:54

when I saw this, Katie, I was like, I mean,

31:57

gave in to to them like

31:59

there. If you if you were if Amine

32:01

was not somebody who already had the previous experience of

32:03

like I know how to deal with it I'm gonna

32:06

raise carb out of four. I'm gonna Turn

32:09

into the skit. Yeah, right. I'm

32:11

gonna Instead of that form

32:14

a war room of advisors. Mmm. Okay,

32:16

like this thing has just happened I'm seeing for

32:18

the first time Pablo Katie. What

32:21

should I do here? What would you have advised

32:23

the mean retire? I

32:25

am Katie I have a

32:28

place in my go into hiding I did retire.

32:30

What are you doing? Oh I

32:33

thought you were taking off a ring again. Oh, no god. No,

32:35

I didn't I don't have a ring. I'm very single

32:37

Um, no, I think you did the right

32:39

thing. I would have done that. I think I would have been

32:41

upset for I know you would Have done differently. What would you

32:43

have done Pablo? I think I would concocted some story. I

32:46

would have said a mean You are now going

32:48

to lean it you what you're gonna do You're gonna

32:50

tape another video and it's gonna

32:53

be you with a newspaper from the day before

32:55

just gonna find a newspaper You're gonna say I'm

32:58

going to troll America into thinking this is what my

33:00

jump shot looks like. Oh, that's actually a pretty good

33:02

idea So are you are you think you do have

33:04

a good jump shot? That just was one bad

33:07

shot and it was the only shot they got

33:09

on camera. Is that the story? That's not the

33:11

story That's what happened. It's not

33:13

a story and do you have video of you doing any

33:15

of the good ones from that game?

33:17

No No, yeah, I mean look I

33:24

Everyone's showing up with a team of like Dedicated

33:27

shooters who are documenting their every move and I

33:29

was just like I just showed up to play

33:31

basketball So now I'm

33:33

seeing that one stuff and they're got all these

33:36

highlights and stuff like that And I'm like, yeah,

33:38

I don't have any of that because I don't

33:40

have anyone who's following me There's just one video

33:42

that one person took at that moment. And what

33:44

are the odds? That the one

33:46

video that one person took at that

33:48

one moment is the one that you

33:50

look like you don't know how to play

33:53

basketball No, as

33:55

Kevon stage said it looks like he

33:57

does until until the end. He's not

33:59

wrong. Okay Exactly correct. It's gonna be

34:01

normal. This is why I didn't feel

34:03

like I have to defend myself. So

34:06

I think what we want though, what Katie

34:08

is trying to frost-nixing you into telling us

34:10

is we

34:13

understand the context now of

34:16

your fasting and your

34:18

psychology and your physiology. What

34:21

is responsible for the way that

34:23

your hand looked? The

34:25

simple answer is the ball slipped. It's

34:28

very light because it's a women's ball.

34:30

I'm not used to it. Oh,

34:32

it's our fault. It's

34:36

the ball's fault. No, but the

34:38

reality is man, it slipped

34:41

and I tried to get it back and then didn't work and

34:43

now is it. The reality is,

34:45

and this is when Katie says, oh, what are

34:47

the odds? This is why I don't feel the

34:49

need to really defend my shooting form

34:52

because, yes, I haven't played in like six or seven years. But

34:55

prior to that, I used to play pickup ball

34:57

all the time. Yeah, in media games. In media

35:00

games. And prior to that, when I worked for

35:02

the Suns, I played pickup games with staff, with

35:04

coaches, with players sometimes. So I

35:07

have no shortage of people, including by

35:09

the way, we saw him early on

35:11

this thing, Andrew Schultz, one of the

35:13

biggest roast comedians there is. You

35:15

think I hoop with Andrew Schultz and he

35:18

knew that about my jump shot and has

35:20

kept it a secret all these years because

35:22

he wouldn't go that far. I mean, like

35:24

it just I can vouch for the

35:26

fact that no one is not a running joke that a

35:28

mean shoots a basketball like what you saw in the video.

35:30

That is not a thing I've been around many people who played

35:33

in these games of the mean. What

35:36

I'm here to say, though, is that the way

35:38

that you must have processed that having

35:40

now learned about how Ramadan is a

35:42

season in which you are trying to

35:44

be open minded and and

35:47

full of goodwill and cheer. It

35:50

feels like truly a test that I would

35:53

have made up in a screenplay about how

35:55

a means Ramadan might be going right now.

35:57

No, you know what it is. It is

35:59

definitely. Like the comeuppance

36:01

of the bad guy right for

36:03

sure because the funniest thing to

36:06

me Katie Isn't the joke

36:08

the jokes are hilarious, but the funniest thing

36:10

are like the people who are legitimately angry

36:13

You got me to tell me this guy don't know and

36:15

there's this one guy and bless his heart I don't think

36:17

he meant Whirly, but I

36:20

think he's connected in some way to Zion Williamson

36:22

because he has New Orleans in his thing and

36:24

his whatever and like his first Thing that this

36:26

guy made for the Zion Williamson wait for how

36:28

long and don't run out there buddy First

36:31

of all, yeah, like my first response.

36:33

Yeah, you're right. Let's go get that

36:35

right like because what am I supposed

36:37

to say? Yeah, I did

36:39

something that's ridiculous ridicule me for sure Yeah,

36:41

just like Zion being out of shape was

36:44

ridiculous. So I ridiculed him We're going to

36:46

cook up at the end of this segment

36:48

now a whole a mean highlight reel with

36:50

like dramatic soaring

36:53

music All about

36:55

what we found footage wise that makes the

36:57

case Oh Oh No

37:20

weird finger stuff I

37:23

have to put English on it. I have mangled

37:25

here. Your hands are my left hand Be

37:28

real about it be tense for those not watching

37:30

on YouTube my left hand I've been told I

37:32

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37:34

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Congress is debating whether to talk. You.

38:26

Know perform should be allowed in

38:28

America are not founded government. Their.

38:31

Deposing people as in the house Bill

38:33

passed three fifty two to sixty five.

38:35

decided to set it now that was

38:37

in the house. gotta go to the

38:40

Senate and if it doesn't present. Biden

38:42

said. If. Congress passes on

38:44

personal. And then that what it is

38:46

as they have six months I believe to

38:49

sell the company. Or.

38:51

It it will no longer be allowed. right? For the

38:53

Chinese from by dance to divest from it's a

38:56

that and exist in America free from the alleged

38:58

interference by the Chinese government's and all that on

39:00

that I've been very quickly in a way of

39:02

telling the is this topic. Yeah.

39:04

And so what I wanted to have

39:07

Katie Nolan providers was just truly like

39:09

the apocalypse bunker at a time capsule

39:11

of how should we remember this platform

39:13

before goes away forever and Katie is

39:15

the only person in my life where

39:17

trust with this very important task. So

39:19

when I so damn my fiance, I

39:21

know that the current evidence seems like

39:23

I don't have one. and I am

39:25

very sorry that my A D C

39:27

doesn't have tic tac. He doesn't understand

39:30

it. So what I do is I'd.

39:32

Have. It and then I saved them and then

39:34

when he comes home from the road I'm like here

39:36

as a seven that I think you would think they're

39:38

funny and we go through that. The. Get. Of my

39:41

got Kt as like a nineteen fifties housewife

39:43

would like to address and aprons and dad

39:45

comes in with a hat on and

39:47

the Sudanese you get around and see gives

39:49

him a kiss on it seeks hands and

39:52

like Scots on the raw end. the tuxedo

39:54

new for does that they honey. I don't

39:56

cook, I don't clean. Let me say I got

39:58

this ring i some tectonics. So

40:01

I when I heard that kick up with the

40:03

going away my first thought was like oh ah

40:05

there's so much on here that like we reference.

40:08

The. Way people would quote movies, we quote

40:10

these tic toc. They become like a

40:12

real part of our relationship. So I

40:14

downloaded all the ones that would make

40:16

up what I have named hear the

40:19

Dan and Katie sound board was so

40:21

I don't know that these are like

40:23

necessarily like Top Kek Talks of Life

40:25

that ever but these are the ones

40:27

that have stayed with us and our

40:29

i like form it is to our

40:31

relationship how. Many of these would you say

40:33

you've saved if you to suggests to me how

40:35

many also because of their lives up with and

40:37

of. For the sound board, this is On the

40:40

sound board we have sixty six. Threes, That

40:43

other tic tacs that aren't like and quotes

40:45

that they're just funny things that we say

40:47

to each other. Or. That are like

40:49

just funny videos that I like. Those the government should

40:51

call you as a witness. Okay so this is

40:53

a little boy. He's a C. I'll

40:55

give you the contact little boy he's

40:57

fishing with his family and they a

40:59

he's got like a snotty nosed. Here's

41:01

here's the kicker. Happen

41:05

says. Hilarious.

41:09

says. Do

41:11

you don't? Do you do? Devaney

41:13

says. Perfect Grail

41:16

Modern I'm good I'm realizing as know

41:18

that yet as soon as he so

41:20

the risk armor time Oh tony that

41:22

your baby voice. As

41:25

were yet is actually this child

41:27

business. Savvy yet? Or then we had

41:29

this one. This one's my favorite. My

41:31

dad came back and forwards if he prefer cold

41:33

room and oh think you have to grab my

41:35

mom with her from her work and she goes

41:37

You and your ice coffee. Unicorns

41:42

slurs worry. i

41:50

i feel like a scientist

41:52

who is finally like getting

41:55

a real insight into the

41:57

interior lives of his like

41:59

impacts subjects like okay this is

42:01

being very bad I'll break through how

42:03

about this one she's

42:07

thinking juice she's sexy and

42:09

gorgeous look how snatched look

42:12

how sick how small

42:15

who the way I mean yes

42:18

we have to go on planet him say that

42:21

all the time the ass is fat the

42:23

ass is on planet for the record the woman that's had

42:25

that's saying this her ass is not fat and is not

42:27

on planet 10 that's like funny about for the being

42:30

for uh okay

42:32

wait there's more I can't believe you guys aren't

42:34

absolutely loving these funny you've

42:37

got everything I'm beginning to realize

42:39

my algorithm is very different okay

42:41

I have remarkably different algorithms hey

42:44

guys just throw up like a

42:46

mother apparently you can't go go

42:49

go blind cucumber Gatorade but who

42:52

knew she's Louise perfect

42:54

so do you perfect you follow the

42:56

easily on TikTok I

42:59

think it's trash gas station lady no it's

43:01

a woman who actually works at a gas

43:03

station and she imitates what the customers say

43:06

to her and they the customer

43:08

the customer voice uses sounds like that woman yeah

43:10

that woman might be her customer how

43:12

about this guy's on a fishing boat having the time of his

43:14

life he's like your your best friend's dad you

43:24

can call me anything you want but don't call me that it's

43:26

amazing you said that with no consonants

43:28

I gotta say so far

43:34

I would absolutely vote to Ben TikTok in there what's

43:36

wrong with you okay I like this one I

43:39

mean I do think you're gonna like this one okay and

43:41

if I'm wrong it's gonna hurt my feelings okay all

43:45

men like tall women I

43:48

don't know Shaq

43:50

you told me once the next game can I

43:53

get some up these up these is

43:56

the guy looking up at

43:58

the camera going I don't know Shaq you go When's

44:00

the next game? I guess some uppies, but

44:02

he's doing also like the kicking game thing

44:04

with swaying side to side I'm rubbing his

44:06

chin. It's funny. Here's a stitch It's of

44:09

a guy clearly trying to do that thing

44:11

where he's like I'm an ally

44:13

for women and then somebody stitches it

44:15

with a video of a dog. Here

44:17

we go Why do

44:19

guys think it's okay to lay their hands on a

44:21

woman like bro? The

44:28

funniest thing you've ever seen. That is incredibly

44:31

funny. You guys have seen

44:34

Neve from catfish Oh,

44:36

yeah, we need an elevator. This

44:38

elevator respects women. Yeah. Yeah. What

44:40

what does that how could that? Ray

44:43

it was back when Ray

44:45

Ray's is that long? Hold

44:48

on. In this elevator we respect women. Wait

44:50

is he doing that? That's a

44:52

sports thing You're

44:56

right. Yeah in this elevator we

44:58

respect women. Oh my god Wait,

45:00

like was he trying to be funny? No, he was

45:02

trying to His

45:07

chest like oh my god

45:09

because like if it were a joke, I

45:11

know it's not a joke It's

45:14

not a joke. Yeah hand on his chest. Oh My god I

45:18

was like, yo, man, that seems like me

45:20

sick real men show strength through patience and

45:22

honor. This elevator is

45:24

abuse free Hashtag

45:27

all caps respect.

45:29

Oh, man. I thought it was in this elevator. We respect women. That's

45:31

much funnier. You got it Also,

45:35

you can't do you own that elevator? How do you know

45:37

it's abuse free? Somebody might have gotten into something. He

45:39

squats in there Sure

45:42

Sure is that's it. Yeah notes. I mean she'd

45:44

had a lot longer of a video, but I

45:46

only just clipped off that little part All

45:48

right. I got more. Hold on. This is really

45:50

a soundboard of like Dan

45:53

and Katie's favorite weird children

45:55

They've seen on you're gonna

45:57

all like them. This one is a very kid-heavy.

45:59

Yeah This one's a side-by-side stitch.

46:02

I feel like when you have kids, it's

46:04

not as cute and enduring. We don't. And

46:07

these are our only children. We won't be having any more.

46:10

So this one, the

46:13

original video, is somebody playing the

46:15

piano with the letters of the

46:19

note. So it'll be like C-A-B-G. And

46:22

then it's stitched with, side-by-side, a

46:24

woman who's singing, pronouncing those as

46:26

if they're words. Habage. So it's

46:29

very funny. And if you don't like this, you

46:32

are not friendly. Oh,

46:35

sexy. Sexy.

46:40

Sexy. Sexy. Sexy.

46:45

Sexy. Perfect.

46:49

That's perfect content. You

46:51

can't get rid of that. How about

46:53

this? There was a

46:55

trend. We

46:58

could at least edit a segment we've ever aired. There

47:00

was a trend where TikTok

47:02

came out with these voice filters. Oh, yeah.

47:06

They have video filters where you can make yourself look like whatever. These

47:09

were voice filters. So you would just talk regular and it

47:11

would sound like SpongeBob. Or you would

47:13

talk regular and it would sound like some

47:15

other voice. People were trying

47:17

to break the voice filter by using it

47:19

on things that wasn't their voice. So it

47:22

was like a car starting or playing guitar.

47:25

There's no other way you would run into this hilarious sound

47:28

if it were for TikTok. We

47:31

have to save TikTok so that you can know

47:33

that when somebody plays or somebody starts their car

47:35

with a voice filter, it sounds like this. Seeing

47:37

if the new voice filters work on my exhaust.

47:39

Seeing if the new voice filters work on my

47:41

exhaust. I

47:56

like the beginning. Yeah,

48:00

it's hilarious. This is when you play a

48:02

saxophone. I'm sure someone has already done this, but I wanted

48:04

to try the voice effect filter on the saxophone. Let's try

48:06

it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

48:09

oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh,

48:11

oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wish

48:18

you, wish you, wish you, wish you. Oh, oh,

48:21

oh, oh. Okay, I think we've found something. So

48:23

I've been seeing a lot of people like

48:25

take this voice filter thing and try and

48:28

break, like break it or something, and

48:31

like crying or laughing or just something

48:33

crazy funny or something like that. And

48:36

I wanted to try it on guitar,

48:39

or try playing guitar and just see what

48:42

it would sound like. So yeah,

48:44

let's try it out. Here's me playing guitar. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.

48:48

Duh-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum. Blum-blum-blum-blum-blum-blum-blum-blum.

48:51

Blum-blum-blum-blum-blum-blum. Blum-blum-blum-blum-blum-blum.

48:56

Blum-blum-blum. Amazing.

49:00

I'm not the vaguely racist, but I'll allow it. Oh, I didn't

49:02

even think about that. I did. Alright,

49:06

you cut that one. Katie and Dan

49:08

have a love. Dude. That

49:11

is truly incomprehensibly

49:13

profound. And

49:17

I say incomprehensibly because

49:19

this is what you're putting into your

49:21

time capsule. That's not entertaining to you. All

49:23

of this. Let me ask you a question. Are

49:27

you or are you not going

49:29

to incorporate some of these sayings

49:31

into your vows? What's

49:40

your advice?

49:57

What's your advice? Here

50:11

is what I found out today on today's show. A

50:14

Pobletory Findout. I found

50:16

out that Katie Nolan's taste

50:19

in TikToks is the

50:21

Amine's follow through of internet

50:24

curation. Holy shit. Katie,

50:27

that's what's been going on in that

50:29

brain this entire time? Don't you want a kiss,

50:31

Aunt Mary? Stop laying weird

50:33

children on your cell phone. A knuckle sandwich? Do

50:36

you want a knuckle sandwich? Do you want a

50:38

knuckle sandwich? Oh my God. Amine, what did you

50:40

find out on today's show? Yeah

50:45

I find out that Dan and

50:47

Katie have a love that could never be matched by

50:49

anybody on this earth. I'm truly

50:52

excited to see you guys doing

50:54

a holy matrimony and terrified

50:56

by what comes next if TikTok gets banned.

51:00

Why are you playing another video? Whoa

51:05

Jason. I

51:08

really hate you. I

51:11

have to hear that one more

51:13

time. I'm going to hit you.

51:15

No, Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason.

51:19

Jason. Jason. Nice

51:22

guy. I guess

51:24

I should point out that in the course of making

51:26

this episode with you guys today, I did also text

51:28

Ed Hockily again. And

51:31

he has once again left me on. Would

51:33

you text him? He has read receipts. Hi Ed. Would

51:36

love to talk to you again for an episode. Just let me know. Thanks

51:38

exclamation point. Oh no it's a lot. Is it

51:41

a lot? The read receipts are on.

51:43

Why would he leave them on? Oh no when

51:45

I said he left me on read I mean

51:47

literally I'm getting a read receipt. Why did he turn them on?

51:51

Because at some point you have

51:53

to send the message. And

51:56

I can see that you've read these. Oh

51:58

wait this is my favorite one. This

52:05

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