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Here we go Jim. Todays! Billy.
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Yeah. Mikey
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A. was more excited for Eddie Jackson,
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who is going to join us on
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this episode of Stupodity, than
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any guest I can recall Mikey
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A. ever being excited for because
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Christmas cookies. It's true.
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It is, right? It's true. It was
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a weird reaction from him, right? Yes,
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he was very excited. So Eddie Jackson is
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the host of Christmas Cookie Challenge. The finale
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is coming out Thursday, December 21st. So
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tomorrow is the finale for the Christmas
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Cookie Challenge. Yes. And Mikey was very
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excited about this. He
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responded immediately. Billy usually sends out, hey, thinking about
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getting Eddie Jackson on. This is when I said,
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hey, I booked Eddie Jackson. We're going to do
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Christmas Cookie Challenge. We're going to do it the
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last week. Not knowing if I was interested, but
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you did that with Mikey A. and yourself in
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mind, correct? I did it because I thought that
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this was going to be a great episode, headed
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into the holidays. We're going to be on break
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next week. So this is our final episode of
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the year, headed into the new year, headed into Christmas, the
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holidays, all of that. I said, you know what? Let's talk about it. about
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Christmas cookies with Eddie Jackson. And
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you know, I wondered if
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me just deciding this is happening because normally it's
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like more of a conversation. I was like, this
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is happening. And Mikey bought in. It's
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the quickest he's ever responded to anything ever. I
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loved it. There was no asking. Billy just said
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we're having Eddie Jackson on. You
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love the holidays. Are you ready for the
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holidays? I am, but
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I'm not. What does that
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mean? Like I finished
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up my shopping early. Yes.
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But I think I've told you and I've told the
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audience a couple of times already. Now it's like tinker
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season. So now is like, I'm looking at
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the gifts, but I'm like, I could add a
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little more. Right. I mean, I was going to
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give you specific examples, but I'm worried that the
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people that I'm giving the gifts to may hear
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this. I doubt that they will. Right. But I
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was thinking there's an off-campus people. I mean, just
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that I can't tell you, because then if they
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do hear this, then they're like, Oh, so like,
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right, the gift that you got me, because here's
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the thing. I haven't finished the tinkering yet. So
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if I say the name of the person, then
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they get the gift and it's just the thing. Then
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they're like, Oh, so I guess you didn't go back
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and you didn't, you know, take you didn't add on
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a little bit extra. Because now it's just about adding
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on a little bit extra. Can you explain the tinkering
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though? You look at the gift, you say this gift
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is not enough. You went out, you purchase a gift.
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You say this gift is not enough for this particular
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person. So what I'm going to do is
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tinker with a gift and maybe add a little something
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to it. Is that, is that what you're saying? Yeah.
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So I have like a, um,
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I will make a list of all the
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names of all the people that I
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need to get things for. And I did
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it like, I think I did a Thanksgiving day. And I
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was like, these are people that I'm going to look for
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stuff on black Friday, on cyber Monday, whatever. So I have
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all the lists. And then of course what happens is then
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people get added to the list. Cause it's like, Oh, this
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person has a kid and that person has a kid and
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you get this person to get from that person to get.
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And then I also am like, I
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don't know how I managed to
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do this, but everyone in my
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life managed to be born in
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November, December, or. like the first
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week of January. So every single person, almost
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every single person, I have to get something for,
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I have to get two things
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for. I have to get a birthday present. A
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birthday gift and a holiday gift. Exactly right. And
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then I need to decide. Annoying. It kind of
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is because I... I would tell them they're only
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getting one, that's it. Oh no, that's not, no,
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that's not the way that it goes. But I
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have to then think of two things for everyone
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and then I also have to think, well, does
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this, is this feel more like a Christmas gift
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or a birthday gift? Does this person care more
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about like something on Christmas or holiday time or
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do they care more about their birthday? And then
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I need to play a game where I'm trying
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to guess what people care about more in terms
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of receiving gifts when in reality it's like, you're
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going to get these gifts two weeks apart from
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each other. It doesn't really matter all that much.
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Do you like go a little bit less on
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one gift, a little bit more on the other
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gift? Like my dad's, so my dad's birthday is
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right around father's debt. And so we just
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get him one gift. Yeah, no,
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that's not, no, I can't do that. I have
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to get the two, I have to get the
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two gifts. Okay. And then like here's, so my
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wife is one of the people that I have
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to get. But do you go more on the
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birthday or more on the holiday gift? It depends
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on the person. It depends on the person. Right.
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You're a great reader of people. You know what
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people want. I don't know. That's why it's very
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difficult. So like my wife is one of the
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people and her birthday was December 7th and then
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she also has, you know, Christmas coming up. So
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I went and I was
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like... I would load up twice for her. I'm
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just, just looking to see if... No, I know,
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but what I did was I went and I
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just started buying things. And I went around the
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mall and I was just buying things at the
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mall. That's very unlike you. And then I had
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a trunk... Your mid frugal. The trunk of my
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car. No, no, no. I'm a good ear faver.
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I mean, you're always looking for deals and stuff.
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Yeah, but no. Yes, I am always looking for
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deals, but I'm getting people things at a good
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price. Fair enough. That's
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what I do. Okay. So anyways,
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I went and just started buying things and then
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I had the stress of, well, why do I
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decide if this is for Christmas or
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if this is for a
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birthday? Right. work
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well together but I can't give
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everything for the birthday because then I'm in the
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exact same boat that I'm in for Christmas. And
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by the way, and this is just a secret
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between me and you and GQ and our audience.
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Got it. I'm in
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a predicament right now that I can't reveal
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until after Christmas because it has something to
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do with the Christmas present that I purchased.
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Okay. And I can't give any
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more information. So you're teasing a predicament that you
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can't tell us about until after the new year?
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So I'm in a predicament that is
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partially Tony's fault but
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is not Tony's fault because it's based on a
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conversation that I had with Tony. Right. And
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I'm trying to resolve said predicament. Sure.
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But I can't reveal the specifics of
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the predicament yet because the predicament involves
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a gift for Christmas. But
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once that predicament is revealed and
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once it's for my wife's gift for
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Christmas. Got it. So I
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can tell her what is going on.
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She's going to tell me you're an idiot and
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she's going to be mad at me for being
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in this predicament. Okay. Okay, guys. That's
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a daily occurrence though I mean. Guys do we all
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promise to not talk to my wife between now and
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Christmas? I haven't spoken
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to your wife in five years. Okay, good. GQ
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do you promise to none? I promise. Okay,
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audience. GQ this is a big test
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of your commitment to this show. And
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friendship and loyalty. And friendship, loyalty, all of it,
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right. Same with you because I can tell you
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I can tell you I can
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vaguely paint with a broad
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brush the predicament that I'm in. Okay.
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Yeah. I bought my wife
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tickets for something. And
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then I remembered thanks
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to our good friends at game time. Yeah.
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That I had credit on game time. So
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then I went and I found better seats for
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cheaper on game time. So I
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went and I bought the tickets for the same event I
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had already bought tickets for on game time. And
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now I need to unload the first tickets that I
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bought. And there isn't the demand
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for this event that I thought there was going
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to be. So I Almost
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immediately was like. Are you going
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to lose money on it is physically as of
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yet less than what you pay for Him The
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air is almost one hundred and twenty percent chance
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that I'm going to get less than I paid
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for on the other side and trying to unload
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the tickets when I have to set of tickets
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to the same event and when I did it
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out I thought I was smiles like to they
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got them is like a priest or the time
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like on men's going to be like in the
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Manatee to them and put you back about your
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credit And then I went to games as I
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thought city right I know and I thought I
8:27
needed specifically to be in on this presale. And
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then I went. To games ominous on the tickets for cheaper
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and I was like of in a nearby these and I'm
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just gonna. Resell. The other
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ones and I remember Tony was running around
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is a bad bunny. I bought seventeen bears
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tickets and resell them on or be able
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to pay for my house and buy a
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boat and old as like okay like I
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could risk of for for two tickets right
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ear and now we're like. A
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month in and these things have moved for
8:53
and like I I basically and not lakes
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the price of a have them set for.
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Is. Not even a profit. I'm like
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just. As. Their season everything when
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you go round are you got this
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right right? Five percent loss, but you'll
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be happy with that. Even.
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That are light So I just give
9:10
them the someone else and I love
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and then like August and visit what
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will end up being a very expensive
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present for them as opposed to paying
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for a half of a stranger's night
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out at this fun event. Your name
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is this just too expensive? Too valuable
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to be, You know? I guess. A
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tinkering gift is way too much for tinkering. Gave
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the gifts on it's own it's to gifts on
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it's a rip off was as you said before
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like I'm a frugal person so for me I
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see the runway you know how serves and my
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eyes like a cartoon like to that is hop
9:41
out of my head as I feel bad about
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saying that because you know frugal you just looking
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for best deal I love a good deal. more
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like it's mostly right around now right and be
9:50
up there. Be a man and a lot of
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money offered to right outside Eight when I was.
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You know your wife is when I had an
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exam. So now the bad boy when I started.
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with my list i I had a
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list and I have and I need to get
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rid of it because it's like too detailed. But
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I have a Word document on my
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wife's computer with like everyone that we were getting gifts
10:09
for what it is that we got them. And
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then like a green thing if it was like purchased or
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there was like another color code if it was like it
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was like been ordered but it hasn't been received. Just
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because when you start shopping that early you forget about
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things inevitably because it because it's like well I bought
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this like a month and a half ago and then
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all of a sudden you're like oh crap. So I
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made a list so that I wouldn't lose the things
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and I have them like in a specific area and
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then my hope is when I'm going to wrap them
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I can just go down the list and I was
10:36
like that way I won't lose anything or forget anything
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or I won't go and buy more things and tinker
10:40
more because I'm like why did I get that person.
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I forgot and I was like oh I already bought
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them a gift. So you're giving track. I was keeping
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track and when I started keeping track I was putting
10:48
what I paid for it so that I could like
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go back and be like I paid $20 less on
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Amazon or whatever right. Like God I'm so smart what
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a good deal. You're crazy. And then like three gifts
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in I was like I don't even want to know.
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I just can't keep track of this because I will
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have a heart attack if I see what my tinkering
11:02
has done to me. All right what'd you get me.
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I can't tell you. It's not time yet.
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You didn't get me anything. Maybe you'll end up going to
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a concert you don't want to go to. Depends if I
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get someone to fight or not. What'd
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you get Chris Sims? Here's
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something can I. So let me tell
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you something about Chris Sims. Okay. So like
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Chris Sims obviously does God bless football with
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us every week. Right. Yeah.
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So I have been talking with
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Chris and who works here at the office about
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sending gifts to everyone on God
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bless football. We've been having conversations and going back
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and forth. I collected a number of addresses all
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this stuff. I asked you to get
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one address and it was Chris Sims address and I
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still don't have it. I do have
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it. So the answer is I don't
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think Chris Sims is getting anything because Chris Sims
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I never got Chris Sims address. I got every I
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got my goal. Chris address. I
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got K. Fung's address. I got
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Cher Bears address. I got Gordy
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Grunkowski's address. What are you sending Gordy?
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I mean, the guy has everything. Here's the
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funny thing about Gordy. And the guy's bridges.
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When it was sent to me, Gordy
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included United States of America in the mailing
12:10
address. So we make sure to send it
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to the US. But
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I got everyone else's address. I was just like, can
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you ask Chris Sims? Because I feel weird asking people
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for their ad. I guess Carl Douglas, hey, can you
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send me your address? And that's a
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weird conversation to have with someone. Because then they start like,
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at this time, you're like, I guess maybe they'll send me something. And
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then in the back of my head. Well, I know why you're asking
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right now. I know. But also in the back of my head, I'm
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like, god, I hope we follow through
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with sending these gifts. Because if not, I ask
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them, Miss Adjutant, I look like just a giant
12:40
jerk for asking them their address. Then they expect
12:42
something. And then it's nothing. And at the time,
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it was like, should we send them bottles of
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something? And then we've had conversations. And Gordy said
12:49
he wasn't drinking at the time. And then Carl
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said that he hadn't been drunk in
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20 years. So then it's like, oh,
12:55
man, am I possibly opening
12:59
a portal that I don't want to open by sending
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these things? So then I had to awkwardly, you
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weren't there last week, but I awkwardly tried to bring it
13:05
up when we were talking to them. And
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I was like, so do you guys drink?
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And then they're like, well. Who's in recovery?
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Well, I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure. And it
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was actually a conversation that I had with Kristin,
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where Kristin's like, do you know if anyone
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has a drinking problem? Because maybe we don't want it. And
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I'm like, that's a weird question. And I was like, but
13:24
I don't know. So now I need to find a way
13:26
to figure that out. And then we found
13:28
out that you can't mail alcohol across state
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lines. So that built us out of that
13:32
predicament altogether. Even though I told her, sometimes,
13:37
let's put something in a box. And they say, what's
13:39
in this box? You're like a teddy bear. And
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then it gets there. You know what I mean?
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Not that I would ever suggest that. I'm just
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saying I've heard of some people doing such things.
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Not me. I would never, but I've heard of
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it. I don't need confirmation to tell you that
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K-Funk has a drinking problem. So does Gorny Grinkowski.
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No, he was, well, I got an update yesterday.
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But he was going to be sober until New
13:58
Year's Eve. I may have got
14:00
in that outfit yesterday on that one. I do
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have Sims's address for you, by the way. I
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did ask him for it. He sent it to
14:07
me and I never said to be here. Okay,
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well let's give it to Chris and after this.
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Also, hey, how- It's the house right next to
14:13
Adam Silver's, not a fence. Yeah, that's not an
14:16
address. Okay, what were you gonna say? Christmas cookie
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challenge. Yes, yeah, you like Christmas cookies? I do.
14:21
Do you bake at all? I do bake. I'm
14:23
a good baker. Let's play a game, you
14:25
and I. Yes. And GQ, if you
14:27
want to play this to an audience, if you want. You know
14:30
what? This is where we're gonna do audience participation. When you hear
14:32
this, I want
14:34
you to tweet at myself and
14:36
at StuGots. I want you to go. I want you to step
14:38
on a scale today. Tweet at me and
14:40
at StuGots your weight. So put whatever it is, 135 pounds,
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if there's anyone that weighs 135 pounds out there, that's listening
14:46
to us. Just tweet us your weight and
14:48
then in two weeks, when we come back
14:50
or a week, whatever it is, when we
14:52
come back from break on our next episode
14:54
of StuPawdity, we will then weigh ourselves again
14:56
and see how much weight we've all gained
14:58
collectively. So
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what do we have to do now? Now we're
15:03
just tossing it to Eddie Jackson. We're gonna talk about the Christmas
15:05
cookie challenge. I thought you wanted that weight. I mean... No,
15:08
no, no, no. So people, you send us your weights. StuGots,
15:10
when you get home, you take a picture of the scale.
15:12
I have to tweet it to you? Yeah, show me your
15:14
weight or you can take a picture of the scale. Can
15:16
I just text you my weight? Yeah, whatever it is. But
15:18
let's all just document our weight and then let's see what
15:20
we're at, like a week and a half from now or
15:22
whatever, when we come back. Because this is the time of
15:24
the year we're putting out some LBs. All right. So Eddie
15:26
Jackson is a host on the Food Network and
15:28
he also used to play in the NFL. And
15:31
so because we taped this, okay, I
15:33
will tell you that up front, it was
15:35
a surprise to me and I think the
15:37
Billy and to Mikey A that he provided
15:39
us not only with great insight on Christmas
15:42
and holiday cookies, but also a
15:44
great Tom Brady story. I'm super
15:46
excited. Let's get to Eddie Jackson. Eddie
15:51
Jackson's gonna join us. He's a former
15:53
NFL player. He's a TV host for
15:55
the Food Network, but he has a
15:57
show, the Christmas Cookie Challenge, going on
15:59
right now. How excited are you for
16:01
that, Billy? I'm very excited. I
16:03
like Christmas. I like cookies. I like baking shows.
16:06
I feel like this is the perfect show. It
16:09
does. It sounds like the perfect show. Addy, tell us about it
16:11
because it sounds amazing. Well,
16:13
you know, I've been, we've been doing this
16:16
show for a while now, many seasons. Me
16:18
and Reeve work really well together. But the premise of
16:20
the show is we bring these amazing cookie makers from
16:23
all over the country. And they come
16:25
in and they compete for a chance to win
16:27
$10,000. And we come up
16:29
with all these crazy challenges every week
16:31
from making their own automobile out of
16:33
cookies to gingerbread houses to
16:36
dioramas, like anything you can think of.
16:38
There's just wacky that you can make
16:40
out of cookies. We do it. Where
16:43
did your passion for cooking and food, where did that come from,
16:45
Eddie? Well, with
16:47
me, I grew up, both my grandmothers were chefs.
16:50
So my mom, my mom's side and my dad's side.
16:52
So I grew up around food. So all I knew
16:54
was sports and food at a very young age. And so
16:56
once I was forced to retire from football, I was
16:58
like, what else can I do now? Let me find
17:00
something to do with food. Which
17:03
one do you love more, sports
17:05
or food? That's hard. That is
17:08
hard. You know, sports is obviously
17:10
my first love. But, you know, once
17:12
that was done and I had to move
17:14
on to a different chapter in my life, I had to go
17:16
right into food. That's the only other thing I love to do.
17:19
So I figured out a way to get it done. What's
17:21
more difficult, football or cooking? Cooking. Really?
17:25
Football came easy. Football came
17:27
easy. Cooking is, you
17:29
know, especially when you're talking about baking.
17:31
Baking is a science. Right.
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Wait, Billy, why are you saying yup? Like you're an expert
17:37
on the ego. What are you doing? No, he's right. I'm
17:40
more interested, Eddie. How much weight did you gain
17:42
while hosting a cooking show? Especially a cooking show
17:44
about cookies. No, you know what?
17:46
It's funny that you say that because I get
17:48
this question a lot. I
17:51
am the same exact weight that I was when I
17:53
played professional football. Get out of here. 200
17:55
pounds. 600. What? Yep.
17:59
You host a cooking show. You're eating cookies. Well,
18:01
that's because I'm in a gym. Yeah.
18:04
Oh, okay. Right? But,
18:08
Billy, why were you agreeing with him? Like you're some
18:10
sort of expert. Which one was more difficult? You've never
18:12
done, but you've never done either. I've never
18:14
cooked. Of course I've cooked. I played football in seventh
18:16
grade. I know. Cooking's not easy,
18:18
man. And one little thing goes wrong, and it's
18:20
all on you. You ruin the recipe. Where football,
18:22
if you have one little mess up, you have
18:25
a team of people around you who kind of
18:27
pick you up. Where cooking, it's all on you.
18:29
You can't make any mistakes. And at Christmas
18:31
time, you definitely can't make any mistakes.
18:34
That's what I'm talking about, Billy. You're onto something
18:36
there. Mm-hmm. Jesus Christ. More
18:39
difficult. Football or television? You know what? I've
18:42
never, never expired to be on TV at all. This
18:46
was something
18:48
that just kind of came out of the blue, and I
18:51
ended up being really good at it. Like I said,
18:53
football kind of came natural. And I guess the TV
18:55
came natural, too. My
18:57
very first show that I did was like, oh, you've
19:00
done a lot of TV, huh? I was
19:02
like, no. You're
19:04
so good at it. Eddie,
19:06
I remember you from
19:09
not one, but like two of my favorite
19:11
cooking shows on TV. You did MasterChef, and
19:13
you did Next Food Network Star. Yeah.
19:17
So MasterChef, I actually did. That was the very first
19:19
show that I did, but I got on
19:21
that show as a prank. So
19:24
my wife, she used to take all my ice avocator
19:26
companies, so she would take all this food that I
19:28
would have, and like, you know, they would take it
19:30
to work with her. And
19:32
her boss was actually a huge MasterChef fan.
19:34
I never watched the show. And
19:37
they entered me into the show, but never told me. And just one
19:39
day, I was at the gym. I got a call. I was like,
19:41
hey, are you coming down for this audition? I hung
19:43
up the phone like three times. Finally,
19:45
I called my wife, and I was like, hey,
19:48
these people keep calling for MasterChef. She's like, it
19:50
worked. I got on the show, and I
19:52
think I ended up like sixth overall. So
19:55
that's how that started. Kind of like the same
19:57
thing with Food Network Star, too. question
20:00
for you about cooking shows because there's like a
20:02
theme in cooking shows where it's like let's bring
20:04
in like bakers or cooks who are not that
20:06
great, right? And then they're going to come in
20:09
and they're going to compete and at the end,
20:11
the person who's improved the most wins the prize.
20:13
You have different shows that have this concept, right?
20:15
And what I've never understood is if
20:18
I'm in that, I want to fake
20:20
how good I am as a cook, right? Like I
20:22
have to fake it. I have to kind of mess
20:24
up some of my recipes so that I'm bad enough
20:26
to get cast and I'm bad enough that I show
20:28
enough improvement that I then win the cash prize at
20:30
the end. Is that something that you think people should
20:33
be doing kind of faking and pretending to be bad
20:35
so they can go in and basically steal money from
20:37
Food Network? So you say
20:39
people should basically fake it till they
20:41
make it? Exactly right. I've been
20:44
doing it for 20 years Eddie. You
20:48
know what? I've never thought about that. I've never
20:50
thought about that but I wouldn't put it past
20:52
on people. But like I say, like
20:54
you can fake it all you want to. But once you
20:56
get it to you, people don't realize how hard it is
20:59
to cook on TV, right?
21:01
You got to get past the nerves. But when
21:03
you have no idea, if I give
21:05
you the heads up and say, Hey Billy, I want you to
21:07
make me a pumpkin pie
21:10
next week. You have all the time
21:12
in the world to do your research and figure out the
21:14
best recipe. But if I tell
21:16
you, you meet me and
21:18
I say right now I want you to make me
21:20
a pumpkin pie. You know, you wouldn't know what to
21:22
do. Well, not just that and then it's
21:25
usually make me a pumpkin pie and you have 36 minutes to
21:27
do it. Exactly. That's the difference. So people
21:29
can be good in all these different things. But
21:31
the hardest part is cooking in front of people,
21:34
cooking in front of a camera and then the
21:36
time constraints and then you're in a foreign environment.
21:38
You know, it's easy to cook in your own
21:40
kitchen. Do you and Jesse Palmer
21:42
have a rivalry that's unspoken where you both
21:44
want to be the best former athlete that's
21:46
hosting cooking shows? No,
21:50
it's not. It's not. You know,
21:52
I think that there is no competition there. Okay.
21:55
You're better obviously. Wow. I'm
21:57
better. Yeah. Yeah. What
22:00
do you own that comment man? You're better than Jesse.
22:02
Hold it. Jesse's been doing a
22:04
little bit longer than I have. What's
22:06
your go-to meal? Like if you were trying to impress
22:08
someone, what are you cooking Eddie? You
22:12
know, I'm a meat and potatoes type of
22:14
guy. I love a good short rib. My
22:16
deathbed meal would be oxtails.
22:19
I love like braising oxtails.
22:22
They're like one of my favorite things to make
22:24
and it's so good. Do you
22:26
find yourself like when you're at restaurants, can
22:28
you have a peaceful meal anymore? Or do
22:30
you find yourself always judging like grating the
22:32
presentation, judging the food or do you just
22:34
eat it? No, I just
22:37
eat. Look, I don't go out a lot because
22:39
I cook a lot and
22:41
I don't judge food. But the thing that I have
22:43
my pet peeve, you know, when you're going out, you're
22:45
spending your hard earned money. And
22:48
I hate when you spend your money and the
22:50
customer service or the food is just not good.
22:52
Don't have to be great. You know, I still go
22:55
to just regular, you know, commercial places and go eat.
22:57
I'm gonna go out and eat fancy all the time.
22:59
But I just hate when you spend your hard earned money
23:02
and the service is not good. And then the food is
23:04
just, you know, cold or just not up to par. Those
23:06
are the things that I just cannot tolerate because you're
23:09
spending your money to get an experience. So
23:11
what does Eddie Jackson do in those situations? Like, do you
23:13
address? I just don't go back. I just don't go back.
23:15
You don't say anything in the moment though. You don't say
23:17
anything to the waitress or the waiter. I'm
23:19
not a complainer. I'm not a complainer. I'm
23:21
not a, I try to
23:24
avoid confrontation. I just, I
23:26
won't be going back to that place. I don't
23:28
impact the tip though. It has to impact the
23:30
tip, right? I'm always going to tip. I'm always
23:32
going to tip because I'm in the industry as
23:34
well. I have a beer garden here. I'm in
23:36
the restaurant industry. So I'm always going to tip
23:39
and a lot of times it's not the waitress fault.
23:41
You know, something comes out wrong from the kitchen. Eddie
23:44
Jackson is with us. So great. I'm
23:46
going to ask you for your top five
23:49
cookies. Okay, I'm going to ask for your
23:51
top five cookies. I have a question Eddie.
23:53
Which do you find it harder to do
23:55
cook actual meals and courses or baking? Because
23:57
they're totally different skills. Baking
23:59
is harder. and
26:00
he says, hey, we want this Jackson kid. But
26:03
the only thing is he told my agent
26:05
we want him to do his rehab in
26:08
Walpole, you know, at the Patriot Stadium. So I said, I
26:10
have no problem with that. So
26:13
I go fly from Miami, I have
26:15
on a tank top, some
26:17
short, it's May. I
26:20
fly to Boston, I get off the plane,
26:22
it's like six feet of snow in May.
26:24
So I'm walking through the airport, and
26:27
he shorts in the tank top glasses, people looking at me
26:29
like I'm crazy. I
26:32
get to the facility. I had
26:34
a beautiful S550 Mercedes, my first time going to
26:36
the facility, I had to go very early in
26:38
the morning to do my rehab. This
26:41
Audi speeds through the parking lot, it's like
26:43
six o'clock in the morning, off season. Blasting
26:47
little Wayne, blasting
26:50
little Wayne, so I'm like, like,
26:52
who is this blasting little Wayne at six o'clock in
26:54
the morning? I'm out
26:56
on my crutches, Tom Brady gets out. And I'm
26:58
like, what? He looks at me, he's like, what's
27:00
up, Eddie? I've never met the guy before. He
27:02
carries my bag, walks me into and shows
27:04
me where
27:07
I need to go do my rehab. And I was like,
27:09
man, this guy's never met this guy. He just walked me
27:11
in, carried my bags and spoke to me and I never
27:13
met him before. But he was
27:16
going to another workout in the off season at
27:18
six o'clock in the morning. That's and knew who
27:20
you were and helped you with your bags. Exactly.
27:22
I was a superstar. I was a role player,
27:24
you know, so right. But who was that in
27:26
tune to his team? And like, what was going
27:28
on? That's so cool. Are you guys
27:31
still friendly? I mean, we
27:33
see each other. We you know, we speak and things
27:35
like that. But we don't keep in contact and stuff
27:37
like that. But he's just such a nice guy. Before
27:39
we get to your top five cookies here,
27:41
okay. Do you have a
27:44
Belichick story? Because that was fantastic. I asked for
27:46
a Brady story. I was hoping I was praying you
27:48
would give us one. You gave us a great
27:50
one. Do you have a Belichick story worth? I
27:52
don't have any Belichick stories that I can say. When
28:00
he says in the meeting rooms, I think he needs
28:03
to stay in the meeting room. He can't in fact
28:05
deploy your time anymore Eddie. Like he can't. He
28:07
can't take you off TV. He's like your boss Eddie, okay? I
28:13
like VOCO, you know what I mean? All
28:16
right, are you ready to deliver
28:18
us? This is very exciting. Top
28:20
five cookies. I love cookies. Check
28:23
out Eddie Jackson. He's great. Check
28:25
out his new show, his new holiday show,
28:27
Christmas Cookie Challenge. It's on the Food Network.
28:29
Are you ready to deliver your top
28:31
five cookies, Eddie Jackson? Top
28:34
five cookies. My first cookie is an old
28:36
school cookie. Oatmeal, Raven cookie.
28:39
Nice. Something about it is just
28:41
gooey and all that. After
28:43
that, I'm going snickerdoodle. Really?
28:46
I love a good soft snickerdoodle.
28:48
Okay. Number three, the
28:50
OG of all cookies, chocolate chip. Nice.
28:54
Wow. There's two ahead
28:56
of that, huh? Chocolate chip. Number four
28:58
is a new cookie flavor that I just
29:00
discovered last year on Christmas Cookie Challenge.
29:02
This lady made me a butterscotch cookie with
29:05
butterscotch chips in it. Oh
29:07
my gosh. And then
29:09
the last cookie is
29:12
just a classic sugar cookie. You can't
29:14
go wrong with just a classic sugar
29:16
cookie. So good. You don't
29:18
put any frosting sprinkles on it, right? Just the
29:20
sugar cookie. That's it. Just the sugar
29:23
cookie. All right. Eddie, this has
29:25
been a lot of fun. We hope to do it
29:27
again soon. I'm serious. The Brady story
29:29
was fantastic. Promote the show one more time on
29:31
the way out and happy holidays to you, your
29:33
family and everyone involved with the show as well.
29:37
Thank you, brother. At Christmas Cookie Challenge, we have our
29:39
finale on December 21st, 9 Eastern, 8th Central.
29:42
It's going to be a great show. They're going to
29:44
be making, listen to this guys real quick before I
29:47
go, they're going to be making movie posters out
29:51
of cookies. Spoiler alert. Really? Movie
29:53
posters out of cookies, huh? Yes,
29:56
sir. Keep that in mind. How do we
29:58
get Billy on one of these shows here? Okay. I
30:00
mean, you know Billy you seem to have a connection with
30:02
Eddie Eddie seems to have a connection with you You don't
30:04
know how to cook and I and that's what the show
30:06
is all about Go on and make a pumpkin pie cake
30:08
or something. Well, we come out with the show called worried
30:11
cookies in America Billy
30:14
oh I got it It's
30:16
a date Eddie. Happy holidays to you and
30:18
we appreciate it back. Good luck with the show Thank
30:21
you, brother
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