Lee wants you to join him in his struggle to learn the beautiful language of Italian because maybe you're struggling too, and misery loves company! In this stream of consciousness monologue, Lee talks about why he chose Italian, why speaking the language sounds like singing, his preferred software for learning, his holiday in Italy, his horrible memory, and how it necessitates learning in context. He also discusses his performance anxiety when speaking Italian, how not being fluent in a language affects one's ability to express humor, the similarities between English and Italian, and more.