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An amputee attached a machete to his missing limb, put on a clown mask and ran around Maine scaring people.

Someone stole more than 20 tons of Nutella in Germany.

Neptune and Uranus experience diamond rain. Yeah. Rain made of diamonds.

Four Facts and a Falsehood

Bats are the only mammals that can fly. Elephants can jump 10 feet high but can only run full speed for 15 seconds. Male ostriches can roar like Lions. For every human there are 10,000,000 ants. Cows can sleep standing up but can only dream laying down.

Joey Bada$$ said he was going to stare at the eclipse. Unrelated, he cancelled his upcoming 3 shows after the eclipse.

Iron Sheik on Twitter. 

Young Chinese men are failing fitness tests due to, at least in part, enlarged testicular veins.

Logan’s Absence Vs The World!

We discuss Charles Murray’s book The Bell Curve and it’s social implications. During the discussion we tend to the garden of Free Speech as well as welfare and affirmative action.

Coverage of Trump pardoning Sherrif Joe Arapio, as well as Trump omitting key words from a speech at a campaign rally.