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a lot more sales than my headphones. That

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Award nominee, Big J We

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are down one skank today, but we do have

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The Puerto Rican

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rattlesnake, Louis Jay Gomez, in the house.

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Undefeated, undisputed, a lot

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of people would say that I am Alice Mania.

2:25

Who says that? A lot of people.

2:27

Point to one.

2:28

Zac Amico. Oh. Zac,

2:31

why not?

2:31

Zac, in my honest mania?

2:32

Sure. Yeah. Okay. I

2:35

didn't feel that at all. Sitting

2:37

in Davey's chair and everybody, you know him and love him as

2:39

the international superstar. Zac Amico, everyone.

2:42

Pleasure. You know him and you love him.

2:48

And two, it's hilarious. It says we I guess,

2:50

it's not on the show on the sheet, but

2:52

we do have two guests. It's

2:54

okay, Alex. We'll forgive you because you're

2:56

trying to think for two now. Too

2:59

hilarious, communities hanging out with us today. Everybody

3:01

makes noise for Lev Fer And

3:06

of course, the great Scott Chaplin, everybody.

3:08

Scott Chaplin, a

3:12

lukewarm reaction in

3:14

the audience. I still

3:16

Scott, I still watch a couple times a

3:18

year that that roast

3:19

battle. That's it's Yeah.

3:21

Legendary. Oh, thanks. Legendary

3:23

ship.

3:25

So here's the thing. Scott and Lev, neither

3:27

of you guys have ever been on the show before. Right?

3:29

Yep. And Alex and Bobby

3:31

hit me up and they're like, should promote the new roadmap

3:33

or the the new spit row show

3:36

that we are just filming in eleven. Scott

3:38

did great job. Zach competed

3:40

against Amber. And we thought it was great. I was

3:42

like, yeah. Bring them on. They both killed them. I'm gonna go on this podcast all the

3:44

time. We get a a lot of pushback.

3:46

A lot of dickhead fans being like, who the fuck

3:48

are these losers? Why are they on

3:50

the show? We don't fucking know who they are. They were very,

3:52

very upset. So me and Big J put our heads

3:54

together. And we decided since she it's your

3:56

first time on the show, We wanted to add a little

3:58

bit more pressure, and we decided this could

4:00

be a loser leaves Legion of Skanks match.

4:03

If whoever is more funny will be invited

4:06

back on Legion of Skanks,

4:08

is the least funny out of the two of you will never

4:10

be in our first show

4:11

again. Our

4:11

first ever band

4:12

bands from the show. This is insane.

4:15

I

4:16

don't know who made the fucking poster. You

4:18

guys chose the most sabotaging pictures

4:20

of us. What are you talking about? It was just us. I

4:22

mean, it was us ten years ago. And so we're

4:24

just like young, beautiful boys at

4:26

the time. Pull it up. And then all your fans are

4:28

like, ew. Why are they

4:30

so hot as boys? Like,

4:32

it's it's totally on them. They're like,

4:34

they look gay. No. You're attracted. That's

4:36

the ish that's not my problem. I think I'm

4:38

atrocious, sir. You guys are

4:40

When our fans wanna fuck you, that's gonna feel

4:42

nice.

4:42

You guys aren't Just

4:43

like five guys. I think we're taking it Oakerson. You're

4:45

just gonna hit the bus. You said five

4:47

guys, and Zac woke up.

4:50

I did not know I was going to be on the program

4:53

to see his been Lewis. And someone

4:55

took their nighttime edible as you texted

4:57

them to come here. And

4:59

I've had five panic attacks so far.

5:02

One pan effect for each guy. Look

5:06

how

5:06

smokey Oh, that far

5:07

used to be holy shit dude. That's

5:11

crazy dude.

5:11

Me and Scott both thought we'd get JfL that

5:13

year. Yes. It's That's

5:16

ten years ago. Still like that we look like gay

5:18

porn extras in

5:18

that. Like

5:20

the extras, come on.

5:21

Give us some Now, you're stars. Yeah.

5:23

Those are stars. Okay.

5:26

Look at that photo of me and then

5:28

the side cut of me now. In

5:30

the fucking other camera. I chose the wrong

5:32

seat, dude. Yeah.

5:33

Yeah. No. It's That's what

5:34

happens when you go to Skank Fer, Vegas.

5:37

Anybody?

5:38

Luckily, you

5:38

still got it left, dude. You're a gorgeous dude.

5:40

Your facial isn't that bad. And and this lighting

5:43

This

5:43

isn't that bad, Lewis. He is a

5:45

hundred times more attractive than you facial.

5:48

Fer sure. Okay, dude. Yeah.

5:50

Okay. Weird fag. You

5:52

can't call okay. You wouldn't say that if I

5:54

said your face was ninety times more

5:56

attractive. Than his. Were you talking about? Then that would have been cool.

5:58

I'm

5:59

an ugly, old egg head man.

6:01

That's

6:01

nothing. Yeah. I don't think you're ugly at all. You

6:03

know, In

6:03

spite of it all, I do okay. Right?

6:05

Yeah. But Lev, it's paz

6:08

and chains and locks.

6:10

I went from that to fat rife.

6:12

Yeah.

6:13

You Lev Lev

6:15

just undid all of his funny that he had on the show already.

6:17

Just him with one joke.

6:18

Wow. Like, round zero.

6:21

Okay. Lev, you're down. We

6:25

have a great show up, man. Your beautiful 715 isn't

6:27

gonna carry you through this morning. Correct. And by the way,

6:29

I wanna give you guys some insight into who's

6:31

face value is. He's not ninety

6:33

times better looking than you. I wanna give you some

6:35

insight to who is who big Jay is. Jay

6:37

-- Mhmm. -- it's like some narcissist psychopath

6:40

shit. Immediately what Jay tries to

6:42

do. See, he doesn't Fer say, go watch the history. You

6:44

have almost a thousand episodes of this show. You'll

6:46

see him. He tries to drive a spike

6:48

between me and whoever else

6:50

is on the show. So he could create some sort

6:52

of fucking rift and sort of thing. And then he gets

6:54

a fucking pull the fucking strings like that

6:56

puppet

6:56

master. I'm on you. You fucking asshole.

6:59

This is coming from the guy who just said me and

7:01

Jay put our heads together when you came over to

7:03

me. Solo said, you know, it'd

7:05

be funny if one of them can't ever come back to

7:07

the show again. Then you

7:09

came on the air ago. Me and Jay put our heads

7:11

together ago. I just said, okay.

7:17

That is one hundred percent true.

7:20

That happened. We like that. But you

7:22

were enthusiastic

7:23

about the idea. I I like the idea.

7:26

This show ends with Lewis never coming back again.

7:29

No. The fuck is back. Fuck

7:32

Lev on the board.

7:37

Who's keeping score? Can we

7:39

get a can we please get a Lev, Scott?

7:41

Tally. Tally. And I think, look,

7:43

it's not just a laugh. It's gotta be big

7:45

laugh, medium laugh, small laugh because not all laughs

7:47

are created equal. What if we provoke

7:49

a thought? That was that was a little

7:51

mini laugh right there. That would have been on the

7:53

board. Another mini one right

7:55

there. That's like a half point.

7:56

No. Those are fucking full. Those are full mini

7:58

laugh points.

7:58

Yeah. Just get a lot of half points ready for Lewis,

8:01

please. Try

8:03

to create a rift of a fight

8:04

back, baby.

8:05

We got it. Look, we have a

8:08

fucking incredible show plan

8:10

today. I'm very, very excited. It

8:12

is Martin Luther King Day, folks.

8:19

III, you know, I don't know

8:22

at this point where they came where

8:24

they did they released a statue today? Is that was

8:26

a big deal? Right?

8:27

Was it? It was

8:28

a huge deal. It was, like, over the weekend, though, on

8:30

Boston.

8:30

It

8:31

was, like, it was, like, was it it was in him making out

8:33

with himself? Is that what it was? Don't

8:36

know. It wasn't on world star, so I don't

8:38

know. That's working on my

8:40

black

8:40

news. What is the statue, Alex, that

8:43

came out?

8:43

It's him cheating.

8:45

It's him,

8:47

oh, yeah, holding credit. It's not king and looking

8:50

over at an ass. Well, pretty

8:51

much is it's their arms holding each

8:53

other. Yeah.

8:54

Right? It's him and his wife.

8:56

Let's see. His

8:59

wife holding his He's holding

9:00

his arm. Yeah. A

9:04

dream that a cock monster being held by a

9:06

headless

9:06

woman. Yeah. Yeah. This

9:08

was his dream. Oh my god. That is a perfect

9:10

woman. Just

9:13

hands to jerk me off and to make me

9:14

food. I'm

9:16

circumcised by the way. Look at that head lump

9:18

under the

9:19

skin. So

9:21

but that's just, like, one angle of it. Right? The other,

9:23

I I guess, that's his shoulder. Right? There No.

9:25

Every angle literally looks

9:28

like. What

9:28

a weird what a

9:29

It's that. It's that it's that

9:31

bullshit.

9:32

Go back up. That's someone just

9:34

shielding a dick. Thanks, Bobby.

9:41

Skanks

9:44

times Get it on the Internet. Guys,

9:47

I figured out the mystery.

9:49

It's

9:49

just kind of a shitty piece of art.

9:52

No?

9:52

Yeah. Ten

9:53

million dollars. Ten

9:54

million dollars. Are people people are, you

9:56

know,

9:56

they have to cost ten million dollars.

9:57

Tim Dylan paid for it. Cash.

10:00

Just made out of chocolate. He's gonna be worth

10:03

of paid in cash.

10:05

Alright. Well, what else about what else should we know about

10:07

Marlin Luther King today? Anything else?

10:09

Do we know

10:09

about him? He know about him. He was killed. No.

10:12

Wasn't

10:12

there some other shit? Very vivid

10:14

wordy dreams.

10:17

Oh, that's right. Yeah. I saw that thing. I

10:20

guess there's new FBI

10:22

secret recordings. That alleged that

10:24

more Olympic King Junior watched and

10:26

laughed as a woman was raped. What?

10:30

He's

10:30

a real ass

10:30

dude. That's like the dark. That's like the

10:33

darkest dark.

10:35

Lev. Let's see. Wash and glasses. One

10:37

was rape secret, but Is there any more

10:39

to this?

10:41

FBI recordings? But Alex

10:43

and Bobby, from now you have to read the articles and

10:45

fill us in because we're not going to.

10:48

Is there tape? I mean, can we listen

10:49

to tape? What is this?

10:55

Bobby,

10:55

your thought. Alex has checked out for the last seven

10:57

months and I don't know why. I've

11:00

seen Where is your head? I I've not

11:02

seen a person care less about the

11:04

the creation of fucking funny.

11:06

Then Alexander Skolato and the

11:08

little demon growing and fucking side of it

11:10

right

11:10

now. Just, I guess, creation's not

11:13

your thing.

11:17

Oh, yeah. This

11:19

is second thing, Alec.

11:20

This shows about creating and bringing something

11:22

new into the

11:23

world every week.

11:24

And your fucking ass doesn't get it. Well,

11:25

you're doing you're doing it once a nine months. We do

11:28

this twice a week. You know, if you count

11:30

the Zoom show.

11:31

Yeah. Charles bursts a breeze compared

11:33

to

11:33

this. Tell

11:35

her Lewis.

11:35

God damn it. Now you're aborting our

11:38

ideas. That's

11:40

a point. That's a half that's a half point. It was a half point. Half

11:42

point of the point.

11:46

Alex, how many weeks were you

11:47

now? How many

11:50

months is that? Seven

11:52

months. Hot dog. We're we're doing a baby

11:54

shower for you this month. I know I'm excited.

11:56

Yeah, guys. If you guys are gonna come to the baby shower, you

11:58

have to bring Alex gifts, your fucking scumbags.

12:00

You can't come in here without a gift. That's the

12:03

admission that week. Okay. Unless you use the

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promo code legion. It's stan

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com. You guys I mean, all these fans are like, I got your

12:10

kid a nose ring.

12:12

Might not be able to use it now, but

12:14

I

12:15

have I have twenty percent a

12:17

package of create them that you have.

12:21

It's a sealed pack of new ports.

12:23

I have a baby's dose

12:25

of DMT.

12:30

Alex, what do you have a baby

12:32

registry? Yeah. It's on my

12:34

Instagram. It's placed in the bio. We're gonna put we're

12:36

gonna we're gonna put up not

12:37

now, but we'll put up Alex's baby registry on the

12:39

baby shower episode Allegionist gang. Can we start a

12:41

hot topic registry?

12:43

Just for I could just be For

12:45

PJ. Sure, man. You

12:47

guys wanna throw accessories my way out where

12:50

I'm

12:52

no dog collar though. It's not my look.

12:54

Can you register at hot topic now? I

12:56

have topic credit

12:57

card. Yeah. You don't. Yes.

12:59

I do. It's the only credit card I was able to

13:01

get. I got a hot topic credit card. Hopefully,

13:03

I didn't get

13:03

approved when you die with it. Is

13:06

that where you got this? That cool answer that you were.

13:08

Christmas gifts for the kid, and I

13:10

couldn't because I didn't have money. Everyone got Jack

13:12

Skeleton.

13:12

I went to get a lunchboxes. Yeah. Kids like

13:14

anime anyway, and so you go there and I was

13:16

golden. Yeah. You

13:17

can approve by showing them the slits on your wrist.

13:19

Yeah. She

13:20

was real sad the rest of that year,

13:22

looked at at least.

13:23

Side of the credit cards are razor blades.

13:25

Hey. I got you

13:26

a misfits t shirt. You said you love

13:28

the cure. Right? You're ten.

13:30

Mhmm. So, like,

13:31

swipe this side if you wanna pay. Swipe the

13:33

other you're mad

13:34

at mom. But if those

13:36

credit cards, you can only swipe up and down, not

13:38

sideways.

13:40

That was

13:40

good. You have to swipe

13:41

it on your wrist. Didn't anybody say that? No.

13:43

It

13:43

was

13:44

layered. It's pretty good. These are good jokes

13:46

folks.

13:47

So I

13:48

almost cancelled for now, I have to get surgery tomorrow

13:50

morning. First thing in the morning, six fifteen

13:53

AM. Transitioning. Probably

13:57

doing it.

13:59

You're finally doing

14:01

it, dude. I'm so proud of it. Knee surgery. You know

14:03

that, dude? Yeah.

14:04

I'm not nervous for you. You're going on there. What

14:06

are you nervous about?

14:07

Because people die all the time on their anesthesia

14:09

all the

14:10

time. They don't

14:11

die on stop.

14:12

Time now. They don't die on

14:13

non state happens a lot a lot of complications. I

14:15

bet you. It's like And

14:16

then after simple surgeries, things like

14:18

blood clots, and you could just die easy. Can I

14:20

tell you what happened? I almost canceled my

14:22

surgery.

14:23

Could you

14:23

probably gonna die? Yeah. So

14:26

I was I was at James' birthday

14:28

party today. We were at a a

14:30

trampoline park. Hang

14:31

on. I was talking to all the parents.

14:32

I

14:32

was talking to a few of the parents about having surgery

14:34

tomorrow. And

14:35

then I was

14:35

like, oh,

14:35

yeah. And then I I have to go on the road. I was like, yeah. But I

14:37

gotta fly on Thursday. I'm gonna do surgery on Tuesday. They

14:40

were like,

14:40

Like, you can't fly. I don't think you

14:42

can. Two days after you get

14:44

surgery on your leg, it was like, you can get blood

14:46

clots. People die from that all the time. And then I looked

14:48

it up. And 715

14:49

enough, Yeah.

14:50

They were like, you can't fly for, like, two to four weeks -- Yeah.

14:52

-- after you have surgery. And then I was

14:54

like, fuck this. Then I called my hospital, and I was like,

14:56

well, you know, they had the doctor call me back. And

14:58

then I told

14:59

them, And

14:59

I was like, I was like, yeah. I mean, you know, like, UberConference. She

15:02

never told me this. And he was like, dad,

15:04

don't worry about that. I

15:07

shit, you gotta get It's not gonna

15:09

happen. Wow. Wow.

15:13

Where is this doctor? It was Jason

15:15

Ellis and Matt.

15:17

Am I? Just going on. I'm gonna

15:19

be flying. Where

15:20

do you

15:21

go? Not flying like a faggot?

15:24

It's not advisable for everyone. It comes down to

15:26

CaseStack is revision by your doctor will

15:28

make beats and your personal risk factors.

15:30

Oh, you're not gonna be able to

15:31

fly.

15:33

No. Yeah. Legitimately, they're gonna say you're too heavy and

15:35

then you're gonna be all pissed about it. Sorry,

15:38

floaty bone. I can't make it. I'm too fat.

15:40

Yeah. Right.

15:42

Too flat to fly this weekend. Hey,

15:44

mud blood. I wouldn't suggest it.

15:46

You will be at a Twitter fight with Spirit

15:48

Airlines by morning. Yeah.

15:49

Yeah. Yeah.

15:50

Spirit says, I could die because of the

15:53

surgery. That is what

15:55

a spirit would say. Thank

15:58

you. I'm gonna only smart,

16:00

unfunny jokes today,

16:01

though. That's good. You can go mainstream.

16:03

Funny dude on on TV. Louis is try to

16:05

go mainstream. Are you

16:07

trying to quit smoking? I know I am,

16:10

Jay?

16:10

Yes. Yes, I am.

16:12

I'm not

16:13

killing it this second, but I am. Yeah. Well, I'll tell

16:15

you right now. You know what I would love if you're doing? I'm

16:17

not smoking a fucking cigarette on my face and

16:19

having a Zipwick toothpick in your mouth

16:21

instead. Well, then get me some.

16:27

I

16:27

know they're awesome. They come in six

16:29

delicious flavors. They do. They have got nicotine in

16:31

them. They have nicotine in them. They give me that buzz

16:33

quicker

16:33

with their

16:34

sublevel absorption. Louis, if I could.

16:36

Please. So go ahead. You

16:38

do your thing. I'm sorry. You pop one into

16:40

your mouth and immediately get that

16:42

nicotine thick. You don't have to fucking be

16:44

obnoxious and blow smoke into your friend's

16:46

faces. You don't have to fucking hurt the people that

16:48

are in your show. And maybe maybe

16:50

they

16:50

brought their inhalers. No. They might

16:52

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16:54

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ten percent off. Alright. Where were

17:14

we? Yeah. No. But he was, like,

17:16

essentially, he was, like, look, where he was,

17:18

like, take a baby aspirin. Wear

17:20

compression

17:20

sleeve. Don't sit on the fight till then. Walk around

17:22

a little bit. You're not gonna have a blood

17:24

glendive. So I'm getting surgery

17:25

tomorrow. I'm getting surgery tomorrow.

17:27

And then you

17:28

fly it on Thursday. You're gonna fall asleep

17:30

immediately on the plane and then wake up with

17:32

one o'clock. You're probably

17:33

light being agitated.

17:35

Yeah. Here we go. What

17:36

else do you have? What is a blood clot? Shoot

17:38

to your heart. Is that

17:39

isn't that what James called gay people?

17:42

Mhmm. Yeah.

17:44

What's a blood clot? Yeah. That

17:46

was a full point. I just

17:49

caught a full point on the board, no

17:51

jeez. So Good full

17:53

point. Yeah. What

17:55

is a blood clot, though? What

17:57

does it

17:59

What is it? Can

17:59

can we I feel like you guys are

18:02

like, what is going on? You fucking doctor

18:04

Alex over there. Pull up, like,

18:06

Fer video. Give us something a little bit more today. A fun

18:08

video

18:08

of a blood

18:09

clock. Yeah. Yeah. I'm

18:10

glad it's a blood clock. I'm gonna tell you

18:13

what I am.

18:16

Way back at the time of dinosaurs.

18:19

Doggy, I'm just saying, she's pulling

18:22

up medical documents and shit. What are

18:24

we doing here?

18:26

It was a medical document. See what?

18:27

This is much better. Look at this. Or

18:31

DVT. Oh, shit. I got d my my monitor's

18:33

good DVT for two hundred dollars

18:35

an hour. Complications

18:39

occur, plot breaks off and

18:42

travels

18:42

through the inflation.

18:44

It's a live feed in Lewis' Lev. Yeah.

18:46

Why does

18:47

it happen though it thinks an injury

18:49

is occurring?

18:50

It's just you're When

18:51

it reaches a blood vessel, it cannot flow through. A

18:54

blockage occurs. Oh, shit. This is

18:56

cold.

18:56

In your deck, it's all it's going. Yeah.

18:58

Ninety percent of

18:58

the time. It occurs in the

19:01

lung. The

19:01

night lowest sweet price. Pulmonary embolism

19:03

is a lightest reaction.

19:05

0000.

19:07

My

19:07

wild. That was my fucking day. What does my

19:10

lung hurt? My love my love my love love

19:12

715 love love. Specifically,

19:14

my love

19:14

love. Does anybody taste pennies clunk?

19:19

Was making toast.

19:20

What what is that like? Mama.

19:22

Mama.

19:22

Is that you? It's

19:25

like dude impression of me.

19:28

Right. It'd be

19:28

funny if you got a blood clot in

19:31

Jamaica on your next trip. My

19:32

blood drugs. Like, I got a blood

19:35

clot. Like, shoot him now, brother.

19:38

I thought we in. Shored up looking

19:40

like a testicle.

19:41

Though you love is smashing right

19:44

now. I know that. Neither fucking

19:46

nobody's are okay. It's gotta jump in. I was

19:47

happy. I mean,

19:48

it's alright. It's

19:48

not a better shape

19:49

than me. I

19:50

need Yeah. I don't want this

19:51

to be an issue, you know.

19:52

Awesome. Do we

19:53

know what the Martin Luther King?

19:56

Tapes are?

19:57

There there's not

19:58

actual tape. It's not on the

20:01

public. The fucking threads

20:03

They're just saying, let's get look at Bobby getting Alex's back knowing

20:05

that Alex is sleeping on the job.

20:09

Goddamn it Alex.

20:11

People that

20:13

say they That said they heard it,

20:15

said it was a lot of mumbo

20:17

jumbo. That's

20:18

racist.

20:18

Yeah. That's

20:19

racist. They're all they're all mumbo junk, but

20:21

they're just explaining what they were cooking that night.

20:23

Come on. There's

20:24

definitely doctor cake's mother. Yeah. That

20:27

gets his mother's recipe. Oh, jumbo

20:29

jumbo

20:31

jumbo jumbo jumbo. Yeah. That's what

20:34

Jamaican's

20:34

calling aneurysm. Schneider

20:37

mombo, jumbo. People

20:42

did a homemade cornbread in

20:44

there.

20:48

Man. So

20:49

what else about so how many he had

20:51

a bunch of mattresses? That's the thing about

20:54

him. Right? That's been a couple of years. Love with a

20:55

white woman? He had a bunch of businesses

20:57

and he laughed at rape. He was a skank.

21:00

Oh, yeah. MLK rules.

21:02

Get out of my head, MLK. Yeah.

21:04

Yeah. Do they have do

21:06

they know whose mistresses were?

21:09

Do we have some of

21:09

them? But there are pictures of some. Alex is

21:12

just gonna pull up descriptions of them

21:14

in words.

21:15

I think Joan

21:16

Bai is slept with Morin Luther

21:18

King. Yeah.

21:19

John Baez fucking.

21:20

Who's who's John

21:21

Baez? She's, like,

21:22

a focusinger. Ugly. Right?

21:24

Yeah. You know, like,

21:25

focusinger at the time. Yeah.

21:27

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

21:29

Left stunks in

21:29

here? Yeah.

21:30

You know? You could tell

21:31

our pussy stunks from cross hook stage.

21:34

What can

21:34

we see a jump by us

21:36

maybe? Let's see. Okay.

21:39

Oh. She's cute. Yeah.

21:40

It's not so

21:40

bad. It's not bad at all, dude. It looks

21:42

like pre pregnancy, Alex. Before

21:45

ounce ruined herself.

21:47

Oh, good

21:50

on him. That's like a early, like,

21:53

black lives matter person right there.

21:55

Stay home for peace holding a

21:56

guitar, she can't play. Yeah. This

21:58

is what Black Lives Matter people were still

22:00

racist. They weren't that

22:02

progressive. John Baez thought she was yeah. She thought she was being.

22:04

So oh, yeah. Fucking forward thinking.

22:06

Dang in Martin Luther

22:07

King. That's

22:07

actually her

22:08

in the statue. This is this is

22:10

holding his cock.

22:12

If, like, the parents wouldn't let you fuck any black

22:14

guy. But Martin Luther is,

22:16

you know? Even doctor

22:18

King -- Yes. -- shit. There's

22:20

a You

22:21

talked about the king. He's out

22:24

in

22:24

public with nobody had cameras back then.

22:26

How often was he with her that he got caught on

22:28

camera? By the way, can even

22:29

see he's looking off, like, motherfuckers.

22:33

Fuck. Don't got me again with

22:34

that camera. And

22:35

I see him motherfuckers screwing that life over here.

22:37

I had

22:38

the time. He caught you slipping. He's

22:41

slipping in okay. He caught you

22:43

slipping again. He's like, y'all never following

22:45

Malcolm X around.

22:47

I'm

22:47

just holding his white bitch because she's done the prom. He really

22:49

he puts his arm

22:50

out like that, so it looks like it's always a march.

22:52

It's like, no. I'm not

22:53

fucking this

22:53

bitch for a march in. It's

22:54

a cause. Hang on a second.

22:57

Hang on this different Look at

22:58

that. He

22:59

was drunk

22:59

in this one. Look at that. Because she's

23:01

my friend. Yeah. They're at the

23:03

festival right now. He looks like he hasn't

23:04

seen this him. We got it. I think we

23:07

lost He's

23:07

still

23:07

here to a porta joint right now. She's she's

23:10

gonna buy him liquor right now. He's

23:12

looking

23:12

over there.

23:12

He's like, Lev behind

23:15

that pushover.

23:16

Yeah. Where's your man? Where's

23:16

your man? Okay. Okay. The CIA

23:18

agent dresses

23:19

a bunch right in front of him. Oh,

23:21

shit. Eleven o'clock. Oh,

23:24

man. I'm just coming to watch a little softball with this

23:25

white lady. Motherfucking wear a suit

23:28

suit

23:28

suit suit suit suit suit suit suit suit suit suit suit suit

23:30

a white lady. Oh,

23:32

man. God bless

23:35

Lev.

23:35

there more? Yeah. No others. Right?

23:38

We have

23:38

pictures? Yeah. Yeah.

23:39

Yeah. Let's

23:40

Lev. They say he had over they

23:42

say he had over forty, but we're only able to find

23:44

pictures of us.

23:44

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

23:47

okay. The king. Tell

23:49

me more. Tell me more.

23:51

Let's see. Dorothy Cotton. Oh

23:53

my god. It's hard

23:54

to pick her. She can't get her, Louis.

24:06

Oh,

24:12

Christ. Look at her now. Looks

24:15

like she takes poltergeist out of blackhouses.

24:17

She's

24:18

He left Dorothy. Oh,

24:22

She looks like she's watching regional skanks.

24:24

You what? You make it fun

24:26

of me? I'm making fun of you, motherfucker. I'm

24:28

not the sad one. No. The

24:30

other one. Go to

24:31

the black. Kishya hand. Go

24:34

to the

24:35

black. I wanna make

24:35

black polter guys. Yeah. Black polter guy. The black

24:38

polter guys would rule,

24:39

dude. She

24:39

looks like she's laughing at him for getting caught with a white woman. Yeah.

24:42

The I'm black polter guys. The TV's like that

24:44

because the cable's off. Yeah. They're

24:50

here to repossess

25:03

seven days, they won't take back the

25:06

land. It

25:08

wasn't like, Harlan, picking them back smoking.

25:13

Who else?

25:17

Okay. Betty Moits,

25:20

another white woman. Nice.

25:22

Love that white pussy dude. White is

25:23

right. I've only said that.

25:25

He said, look, I have a dream that one day

25:27

Blackbirds be sucking that dick. But

25:29

as of now, it's just a

25:32

dream.

25:34

And then

25:35

this bitch. Oh, hell yeah.

25:37

Jermaine Fowler. This

25:40

is Claire

25:41

Ward. Yeah. Let's

25:44

see if she smiles her lips are

25:46

gonna go into her nostrils. She's

25:50

not attractive. Did he could have done better? He

25:52

was the fucking leader of the whole

25:55

shit. I saw a great meme today. It's such

25:57

a funny thing with, like, racist trying to,

25:59

like, own like, it's it wasn't racist,

26:01

but it was just like a like a I don't even

26:03

know who it was. It had a bit of a right worker though. It was

26:05

probably coo me or somebody. Right. So, yeah,

26:07

racist. But it was like

26:09

it

26:09

said, like,

26:12

no No

26:15

violent, fucking what

26:17

did it say? Fuck. Let me start shooting on Alex for

26:19

not knowing this

26:19

story. No. No. I didn't but I'm I'm

26:21

gonna remember a meme. No. No. It's like it

26:23

was like Lev used violence, never

26:26

through, never burnt anything, never did

26:28

anything, Marlin Lefeking, it was like hashtag M0K.

26:31

And I was like, I was like, you don't fucking care about MLK. You

26:33

just wanna shit on BLM through

26:36

MLK. Is that

26:38

crazy?

26:38

Now you're I was

26:40

hilarious. Yeah,

26:42

dude. It's great.

26:43

I thought it was

26:45

a great point. Throw a half a point up there for littles.

26:48

No. I won't take a half point on that if I was

26:50

hilarious. No points. No points. I didn't get

26:51

the points. Dude,

26:52

nothing burned. Nothing

26:54

attacked that one.

26:55

Change the world. Yeah. Okay. He

26:56

did it

26:56

one white pussy at a time. But I'm saying this was

26:58

this was

26:59

made by somebody who hates black

27:01

people. Oh, for

27:03

sure. Yeah. You understand what I'm

27:04

saying? I

27:05

did make it, but that's not what I was going

27:07

for. So

27:08

you're right. Was

27:10

that Qumia made the meme? No. It's not really

27:12

Qumia. Oh, I thought

27:12

I was you're just

27:13

saying you think somebody who's racist made that --

27:15

Yeah. -- tend

27:16

to look

27:16

not racist. You know, guys, might you

27:18

seem angry like you didn't

27:19

think of it Fer? I am furious.

27:21

I love that your algorithm is just

27:23

racist memes. It is.

27:25

It's so much racist memes and when a good one

27:28

comes up, Lewis goes. Races must have

27:30

made this one. He's

27:31

a racist involved too.

27:37

So that was that was that was minuses or I fuck

27:38

it. Whatever. That was all of them. That was all of

27:40

those minuses. Yeah. Those were the ones

27:42

that we

27:42

were able to find. Pictures of. So yay. I'm

27:45

okay. Yay. What

27:47

is this his birthday? Yeah. His

27:50

birthday. Well, it's a it's not actually his

27:52

birthday.

27:52

No.

27:52

The fifth yesterday

27:53

was his birthday. Because that was it's always his

27:55

Monday. Right?

27:56

Yes.

27:57

Yeah. It's the day

27:57

I came out of a vagina, but I came in

28:00

many more. Hell

28:04

yeah, dude.

28:06

I don't know what happened like the

28:10

show. This audience is unforgiving

28:12

today. They don't let they're not on board with a

28:14

bit, though, No, dude. Sorry it didn't

28:16

happen.

28:16

Well,

28:17

because you made it a fucking competition when

28:19

we

28:19

walked. You did do that. That wasn't okay. Knucklehead

28:22

dog.

28:22

And I said it was all But what a great idea to keep

28:24

you guys on your heels, the entire show.

28:26

Yeah. I really feel and

28:28

laugh to gather so I can come back someday.

28:31

Yeah.

28:31

Dick. Oh,

28:32

this kind of rolls. Alright. So

28:34

so we didn't talk about this. The female

28:37

officer who

28:38

fuck to all of Fer coworkers.

28:41

That's, like, been, like, the biggest fucking meme in

28:43

the Legion of Things Facebook

28:44

group. Every day, it's, like, a hundred of

28:46

those memes. I haven't heard about this

28:48

one. Yeah. You have. I I

28:49

haven't peeked into it. I knew it'd come up.

28:52

Yeah. No. This fucking this

28:54

chick She's she's not

28:56

hot at all. First of all, that's the

28:57

problem. If she was hot, this would be my favorite story

29:00

Fer, but she's Lev little fucking

29:02

She's a little, like,

29:04

pin headed fucking white check.

29:06

And she I guess, what what's

29:08

the deal? She was, like, fucking all of her coworkers Lev

29:11

they got suspended or they are fired.

29:13

Right? At the same time. Right? Yeah. She's having orgies

29:15

with all of

29:15

her, like, police coworkers. Get it girl. And then

29:17

they found out about

29:19

it. These are these

29:20

are all the guys in this article. They're just pointing at all

29:22

the guys that she's saying

29:22

Damn, man. Yeah.

29:24

Shit. They have a dog puppy.

29:27

They they they

29:27

rank them too. He's number one.

29:29

They pulled this guy up just to

29:32

make every guy reading the article, every white guy

29:34

go, damn dude. Fuck.

29:35

Yeah. He's topped on. Fuck.

29:37

Why? I only

29:38

did the booty

29:39

hole. I mean,

29:42

if you're gonna do it, you're if you're gonna try

29:44

to fuck all the guys in your police force, you're doing

29:46

it for this guy. Like, you're doing

29:48

it, like, this is, like, you're trying

29:50

to get him. Right? Look, I don't like fucking to

29:52

work with it. He is what it is.

29:54

She laid it down.

29:57

I put it

29:57

down. I don't know. Was it like a

29:59

SWAT Team situation? Was it like, we all gotta

30:01

go in together? Like, was it she only wanted to fuck

30:03

him, but he was like, boys, come on. I don't

30:05

like her mouth open.

30:06

The guy goes. Yeah. Exactly. It

30:08

was more of a SWAT team situation.

30:13

Hell, yeah.

30:15

I can't

30:16

drink alcohol the night before

30:18

surgery. Right? Hell, yes, you

30:20

can. It thins your blood which

30:22

is the opposite of a blood clot. We just read that right

30:25

gang. It's the op

30:27

if thinning blood is the opposite of a

30:29

blood clot. Right? Yeah. So drink.

30:32

I wanna drink

30:32

so badly right now. I agree. Okay. What are

30:35

you

30:35

doing? It's Progyny if I'm saying Bobby something.

30:39

We are could you pull up if it's okay to drink?

30:41

What do you do? I don't are you

30:42

still distracted? Yeah. I don't mean

30:43

for that to happen. Are you supposed

30:44

to not have any liquids before twelve

30:47

hours within a search No.

30:48

They said after midnight, I can't eat or drink anything. Like a gremlin?

30:51

Yeah. He's

30:51

a vlog. I can't get

30:53

wet if I get you wet. Yeah.

30:54

Can't get wet?

30:55

Guess more. I

30:57

think it

30:58

went like

30:59

Alex. Sorry,

31:02

Alex.

31:02

I don't know why I'm attacking you and your body

31:05

today. I don't know what's happening right now.

31:06

Actually work very hard. I'm on the show. I'm aggressive today,

31:08

and I don't know what it is. Alex is pissing me

31:10

off. I know she's leaving soon, so maybe I'm

31:12

just lashing

31:13

out. She's

31:14

done nothing wrong.

31:15

And you're

31:15

like, Alex, you can't get wet. Meanwhile, her water

31:18

just

31:18

broke. She's

31:20

been holding it in and just trying to get

31:23

through

31:23

the show. Jay, how long is it

31:26

taking for you to send this thing? I'm not good at it.

31:28

It's fucking wild, dude. Just give him your phone,

31:30

dude. Hang on. Yeah. He's probably

31:32

Jay's shady bitch. And he won't just give him your phone because

31:34

he doesn't want you to see what he

31:36

does. There's nothing to say. I bet there

31:37

is some shit. Oh, let me see

31:40

your phone. Let me see your phone real

31:41

quick. Alright. Phone

31:43

trade. The Lewis

31:44

goes decoy phone.

31:46

Yeah. Holy stricken

31:48

the book again. Just

31:51

a phone made of wood. 321.

31:54

Self destruct.

31:55

You should have it out. It's

31:57

a video I was

31:57

trying to show you guys last week.

32:00

Alright. Well, you wanna

32:01

play phone chicken

32:02

right now? Can you just read

32:04

read what's in each other's bones?

32:08

No.

32:08

It'll bore people probably. Yeah.

32:10

Yeah. It'll bore people. I'm sure.

32:12

Okay. You you wanna do

32:14

with that, man? Kind of No, you

32:17

know. Yeah, I do. I

32:18

do. I wanna read

32:19

your booby booby shit. Let's go phone

32:22

check-in, baby.

32:25

I

32:25

deal with Scott. He's quenched in for also by the

32:27

way, is that is that what you think a chicken

32:29

sounds like, Zach?

32:32

I can feel I can

32:34

feel

32:34

the nervousness between you guys.

32:36

Well, because it really what it is is I'm thinking

32:39

how quick he could get to something that I

32:41

wouldn't want him to read on the show.

32:43

And I think I could get to something in his

32:45

phone quicker. Lev

32:47

then whoever said, taps Fer first, technically loses, and

32:49

then it's over.

32:55

I'm fat and slow my hand over to

32:58

you. Before I

32:59

go on is in, like, one fire. Yeah. What's

33:02

been doing now? We're

33:03

completely fucking telegraphed it and

33:06

it's watching good. Boy, is

33:09

this an unnatural way to sit?

33:12

Lewis, what kind of weird text would Jay have

33:14

the week after getting back from

33:14

AZM? Yeah, dude.

33:17

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is he first of

34:53

all, I found out a few years ago that he was arrested

34:55

in twenty twenty. For they

34:58

it was,

34:58

like, they said kidnapping, right, false false and

35:01

president

35:01

and, like, domestic abuse. Right? But when you

35:03

hear that, that's a once you're when you're

35:05

as old as I am and have been enough toxic

35:07

relationships, you will realize that if you just put your

35:09

hand on the door that's technically false and

35:11

present. Do you know what they'll call kidnapping

35:13

and there's fucking town.

35:15

Who hasn't kidnapped? What do we

35:17

fucking what do we Oh, really? You're

35:19

a kidnapped. You're

35:22

a kidnapped.

35:23

Shut up, dude.

35:24

Shut up, dude. That

35:27

but that's so that came out a few years

35:30

ago. Right? And then a whole other

35:32

story, like, like, all these Shics started going online.

35:34

And, like, underage Shics being, like, yeah, this guy's

35:36

been fucking grooming me. It's, like, a whole other

35:40

Delia situation company with fucking Justin

35:42

Rowland right now. And I love Rick and Morty. I

35:44

think it's a great show. So I I

35:46

get my

35:48

pass. You're

35:48

okay with it. I'm okay with it whatever you did. I mean, I'm not gonna get another season of

35:50

Rick and Morty for this shit. For what?

35:53

For what? For some

35:56

fucking not only

35:57

German, not only is he he sexting the young

35:59

ladies, also did a

36:01

Chinese impression in

36:04

DM. This is

36:06

my favorite part. How do you do that?

36:08

The girl's

36:08

awful. Awful. Awful. He

36:10

wrote he wrote

36:13

he's so Chinese.

36:15

Good rules.

36:16

He's the best. That

36:19

guy

36:19

never stops writing good. Yeah. He's just such

36:21

a good writer that it's like, god, this is

36:23

the most welcome trucked rape, the references to the

36:25

movies he makes in the rapes --

36:26

Mhmm. -- is amazing. There's one girl he

36:29

straight up calls JLBE,

36:29

the whole

36:32

conversation. Oh,

36:33

jeez. Yeah, dude. He's fucking gonna Bring him

36:33

up. He's living on the edge, dude. No.

36:35

He's listen to me, dude. I think

36:37

he's gotta be an alcoholic. He

36:39

can't create greatness

36:42

without being a little fucked up. That's what I say. Give him

36:44

a pass. Yeah. I even like

36:46

Solar Opposits. Goddamn

36:47

it. I need another season. Is

36:50

that

36:51

him too? Yeah. He's solar episodes as well. Oh, wow.

36:53

Let's say, you know that. What if it's just

36:55

mine in Jaytex? Whoa. Whoa.

36:57

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

37:00

Hey. Whoa. Actually, our

37:02

effects to each other would probably more damning

37:04

and committed than anything

37:05

else. Yeah.

37:08

Yeah. You're

37:08

not wrong. I think you sent me a picture

37:09

you dick a lot over the

37:12

years.

37:12

It's so funny when it's

37:13

a guy But

37:16

when it's a girl that doesn't want it? Oh. It's just

37:18

it's just a

37:19

hole to

37:19

do. Someone That's happened to you. A hole

37:21

to do. You've said a Dick Pickett

37:22

was not wanting to do that or

37:25

never my I've never just sent girl

37:26

a dick pic because, first of

37:28

all, I have a big dick. So

37:29

if I'm,

37:30

like, sending a little dick pic, it's because

37:32

we're in the midst of

37:34

texting. Yeah. Yeah.

37:35

But you've I but you've said it a lot.

37:37

I really pronounced midst midst

37:39

midst of texts.

37:42

Thousand to

37:44

midst. I really got all the letters in there. Hey,

37:46

fucking Dad turn. How about you give me

37:48

a Dad, you dickhead? We got it. Hold on. Let me get

37:50

this guy Jake who showed up and we we started

37:53

the Dad Turn this week. Right? That's a

37:55

little bit. We got

37:55

a plan. Don't worry. That that that

37:58

that turn. So he

38:00

fucking

38:00

this guy is the only one who showed up.

38:03

Right? Anything I'm perfect dad, turned, dude. His name is

38:05

Jake. This cock

38:06

sucker hasn't

38:06

given us a goddamn dab yet. What's the whole

38:08

point of being a

38:09

dab?

38:09

You know, if you're not gonna give us a dab, Jake? Can you

38:12

dab

38:13

before a surgery Fucking. Can you look that

38:15

up?

38:15

Can I dab before, sir? Dab definitely

38:18

includes the

38:19

chance of

38:19

blood clot. By

38:22

the way, I've never called sergeant

38:23

Adab in my life. Yeah. I know it's

38:25

what everybody says you were

38:28

killing me. Yeah.

38:32

Phoenix. Don't get cocky. Why? He's

38:34

the only one

38:35

here. How could

38:35

he not be cocky? He's the only contestant in

38:38

an Olympic he's

38:40

in dead last place and dead first place.

38:42

He's

38:42

dead. He's

38:43

dead. Oh, that was good, dude.

38:46

Give

38:46

Jack cold started dead.

38:49

Thank you. Oh, there's

38:50

another dad turn. Oh, shit. Oh, listen

38:52

to that dad turn, and I come here. Come

38:54

here for

38:55

one second, dude. Come here for one second,

38:57

dude. This is natural. This is natural. Literally, and

38:59

I mean this. Thank you very much for these apps.

39:01

But he has a giant gum stain all over

39:03

his sweater. He's saying I

39:05

mean, just jizz shot all

39:08

over his fucking sweater. Yeah.

39:10

Thick and deep. This guy's dad's definitely a

39:12

715 in him. Dude,

39:12

I mean, what am I

39:14

thinking? This guy, you did show up with some dabs. What's

39:16

your what's your name, dude? Oh, he's linking

39:19

it. What's your

39:21

name? Garrett. Garrett. Dude,

39:23

Garrett's a fucking

39:24

you're a scary individual there. Dude,

39:26

some of that

39:27

Garrett's is fucking horrifying. Fer, looks like

39:29

he's on the brink. Look

39:31

at his face.

39:31

He's at a pivotal moment where he's deciding

39:34

between two very

39:36

different haircuts.

39:40

Garrett, what is your

39:42

deal, dude? Where

39:43

are you from? Florida. Florida, how are you? And

39:45

you live here

39:45

now? I'm

39:47

trying to you're

39:48

trying to. So you're gonna move here to be your dad turn. Yeah. I don't I don't believe you,

39:51

dude.

39:51

I believe you

39:51

had dabs in your pockets and you saw the opportunity.

39:54

You said, you know

39:56

what, dude? I have come on my shirt and I have this kink where I want

39:58

the legion of skink

39:58

to see

39:59

my comment. I'm gonna jerk off to this

40:01

later. Something bad this

40:03

guy. I don't know. Like, he hits Skanks or

40:06

something. This guy is really behind me. Right?

40:08

Like, I'm

40:10

not deceased. What

40:12

he looks like it goes to

40:13

the shining. That

40:14

would be an imaginary friend to a legion

40:17

of Skank's audience.

40:18

Drove all the way up here from Chapel Grove just assassinate you

40:20

with a dab. Give me my imaginary

40:24

friend,

40:24

Paul. Oh,

40:25

Hold on.

40:26

Wait. Jake's coming with a cold sartidab

40:29

for Big J. Look at this. I mean,

40:31

Garrett, how are you gonna compete with this? Look

40:33

what Jake's doing right He's actually giving us tabs. He just

40:35

hand us a jar. I'm gonna open this right now,

40:37

dude. Yeah. This is like when

40:39

you go to get a haircut, you

40:41

know, and your guy is cutting everybody else's hair. You're

40:43

just like, I'll wait for

40:45

him. I'm sorry, man. I would really like

40:47

it. A stab from him.

40:48

We're gonna try his

40:50

stabs. Look, by the way, can I say to you? This is fucking

40:52

out alpha and you, like, a motherfucker right

40:54

now, dude. Yeah. This is the confidence that

40:56

he had Jake's relationship. We'll

40:59

we'll smoke some of his dams right now. And then he

41:01

shouldered you out of the way, and now we're gonna smoke

41:03

your dams as you stare

41:05

on. Damn it. To Jake, you're still in first Fer doesn't even

41:07

have a fuck that using

41:07

truck stock murder.

41:10

Did

41:10

you please pass that? He

41:11

sees the bitch of

41:14

your

41:14

dude. You're behind him.

41:16

Dude, I don't

41:17

remember the whole time. Hey, Mike.

41:20

Shit, dude.

41:22

Can I say, I want you to stand behind, Zach, the rest of the

41:24

show. Oh, no. On

41:27

one foot. Just be park

41:29

park like a

41:30

dog. A big dog. Whoof.

41:34

Whoof.

41:34

Whoof. Come on, guys. What's that reference? First

41:36

one is say, I get the dab.

41:38

Wait. There you go. You got a dab. I think they're your dims, but I'm pretty sure

41:40

you're hanging out with one of the dab turns, but

41:43

you get one too, dude. We're

41:46

doing trivia today on the show. We're we're fucking

41:48

breaking

41:48

barriers. Do they what's the

41:50

do they have the messages? Or Justin Warren,

41:52

I'd Lev love

41:53

to see them. Dude, when

41:54

you have when you're when you make a cartoon, I mean, I

41:57

mean, you're just

41:57

playing in traffic. How many young girls

42:00

are gonna fucking have

42:02

to avoid fucking. Shit. So we hate their

42:03

thing. It's like

42:06

it's you created the Powerpuff girls.

42:08

Not I would have sex with you.

42:12

Well, I you know, it's just an

42:13

idea. I haven't accepted it. But Yeah. But in

42:15

twenty

42:15

fifteen, like, being this Chinese with

42:18

DM was

42:20

still working.

42:20

That was a hard time. Yeah. That

42:21

was both. That was what got

42:22

them the deal at Adult Swim. It was written

42:24

in That was eight four years. Yeah.

42:28

Okay. I can't can you make it bigger? That's

42:30

what she said. Nice.

42:32

That's what he

42:33

said. Joyce That's much.

42:37

Nope. Still can't

42:38

see it. Also, is blue him or

42:40

is white him? White white him.

42:44

White is

42:45

he? What?

42:48

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Sorry

42:51

at sorry at the airport, he

42:54

says. It's insane

42:55

in the membrane. Yuck.

42:58

Yes. No.

42:58

I like it. I like that

43:00

he talks that way. Oh my. Fucking

43:03

god. Dude, he talks in teenage girl

43:06

language. Yeah. It's

43:06

insane as a man. Yeah.

43:07

But when when he was a teenager, that's

43:10

not even teenage girl language.

43:12

Yeah. True. She's like, what are

43:13

you saying? Anyway, I'm about to go Harry Styles.

43:16

What time is it there now? Eleven

43:18

thirty seven,

43:20

Daddy. Oh,

43:21

oh, so so

43:23

so ray. Oh,

43:26

shit. It's so

43:27

great. And me so

43:30

Chinese. Holy

43:32

shit. I would

43:33

watch this

43:34

show. Yeah. This is good. And

43:36

she says,

43:37

I have

43:37

school tomorrow, sad face.

43:41

Oh, school tomorrow. Low. Oh, no.

43:45

Fuck my

43:46

life. You should just

43:49

run away from home and

43:51

go into sex slavery, you fucking stupid Fer. What the

43:54

fuck? Just kidding. Just

43:56

kidding.

43:57

Just kidding. Roy

44:01

Lynn. Roy Lynn.

44:04

Roy Lynn. Did any time

44:06

any time

44:08

there's gonna be a new thing. I'm just gonna get super aggressive with a girl I can

44:10

out of nowhere and I'm gonna call it a royal

44:14

end.

44:16

Beta miss Royland with you.

44:18

Royland. Royland. Royland. Okay.

44:24

Would you do video game reviews and stuff like that?

44:26

I bet you'd do good.

44:28

Just playing games and

44:30

shit? Then

44:32

once you turn eighteen, you can just start damn horlicks.

44:35

It's a

44:35

fucking bitch.

44:38

And then we Fer. Oh,

44:42

man. He said when she turns eighteen.

44:45

I wanted he's giving these pictures of business

44:48

plan, dude. The

44:48

man says what

44:49

we think. It's coming

44:51

off like bullying.

44:52

It's like he his defense can almost be

44:54

like I was making fun of them. He's

44:56

not.

44:58

Why are

44:58

you such jail pay?

44:59

Yeah. He's just bullying them. What's wrong with you in

45:01

that regard? You should grow

45:03

older, you dumb. His

45:09

defense was like, no. No. No. I

45:12

can't. Roy land.

45:14

Roy land. Royland.

45:17

Royland. I went home. Like, the morning

45:19

was out in two thousand

45:19

fifteen. Royland?

45:21

Yeah, dude. I don't know real I

45:23

was out for that so good multitasking.

45:26

I

45:26

mean, what is the what is the statute

45:27

of limitations on this side? Is it a quick or a

45:30

jail bait?

45:32

Does the FBI follow you around arresting all the men

45:34

you sleep with? What a

45:36

scuzz do

45:37

you? I mean, that wasn't even a

45:39

good royal in.

45:40

Man,

45:40

I will. I wanna meet you in real life jail bait

45:43

so I could help you not be

45:45

a homo. What? I'm Atlanta

45:47

drunk. He's dead.

45:50

I wanna

45:56

help you not be such a homo.

46:00

Donnie, he does it with such grace that

46:02

I must respect it. He's fucking Look,

46:04

he's a creep. He's a creep. He's a creep.

46:07

His seventh graders phone. That's

46:09

neither here nor there. He's a creep. No shit,

46:11

but you can't appreciate how good he

46:13

is

46:13

at it? Yeah.

46:14

I mean, he's winging it. He's like fuck it.

46:17

Don't get me. Is

46:19

there more? Yes. Shit.

46:23

Yeah. I didn't. I'm

46:25

really sorry. Fuck. That's not cool at

46:28

all. Jesus. This is

46:30

not me

46:31

whatsoever. I literally did get consent. Whoa.

46:33

Wait. Wait.

46:33

Wait. Wait.

46:33

What? Hold on. I gotta get into

46:36

the character. Hold on. I didn't read

46:38

ahead. Should she be crying? Or should she down as a laughing as

46:40

one off?

46:42

G Rick, how will

46:44

you get out

46:45

of this morning? I mean,

46:48

you said,

46:49

You said after that, you thought it turned me on to be

46:52

forced. I don't think that it was your exact

46:54

word into it, and I told you that I would have

46:56

preferred Fer

46:57

didn't happen. Oh

46:58

Jesus Christ. I'm really sorry. No.

47:00

I was, like, not consenting. I was,

47:02

like, saying no and other things. But

47:05

not very forcefully. Jesus Christ. Maybe I

47:08

should come back and help you stop being a

47:09

homeward. I'm

47:11

Atlanta drone.

47:13

I'm Atlanta drone. I'm gonna fuck you right

47:15

in your pussy, you're queer. Yeah. That's the funniest, like, fuck my way to be

47:17

like, yeah, I literally didn't

47:20

get consent. Like,

47:22

she's asking,

47:22

like, a question. Yeah. Are

47:24

you sure?

47:25

I like No.

47:28

Wasn't I

47:29

you? Wallet keys, phone. I don't consider

47:32

long. It's in

47:35

my sport coat. I thought you

47:37

said don't vape, not don't

47:40

vape.

47:43

Is there more? Damn. Great.

47:46

Jesus. Shell.

47:47

Stop leaving such a paper trail.

47:49

I don't have time

47:51

to reach Shell.

47:54

She's still blue.

47:55

Right? This guy loves to fucking

47:56

write. Whatever part of this show just

47:58

wants

47:58

to be

47:59

writing at

47:59

all times. It doesn't matter what is

48:01

the artist's way. Whenever

48:03

the show tips off, this is it. It's because Fer way too many. He was

48:06

just like, I don't know, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

48:08

Fuck it. Like, you go back in Texas

48:11

and sixteen girls. And this time, I

48:13

don't know, there's space.

48:16

I don't

48:17

know. There's a lot

48:20

of ricks.

48:23

Do the blue logos. I'm

48:25

hoping I could snag one when they release

48:28

more. Basically

48:29

walking distance. Yeah. The cool thing about passes is that they never

48:31

ID once you have it. We should

48:34

hang if I'm not too insanely

48:35

fucked. We usually stay at the Hyatt

48:37

and go to all the adult

48:40

swim things.

48:40

Yeah. Totally. I'm not worried about getting

48:43

in. I usually figure it

48:44

out. Fuck her

48:45

too. That wasn't that bad.

48:47

Shut up, Alex.

48:48

Who's side are you on, bench?

48:50

Rick Morgan. Yeah.

48:51

That was, like,

48:53

his defenses. Come on. Lev love Good

48:55

morning. You're on a show called sick and poorly. You're fucking I don't ask her to

48:57

call poorly and poorly

48:59

you pig. Stop

49:03

it. No. I mean that. You are a

49:05

fan favorite, but I mean,

49:07

don't stuck doing

49:10

the show.

49:12

Love it. This

49:15

is him. This

49:18

is him.

49:20

Come on, Ryan. Tell them about our trip to death valley

49:22

together. Underaged girls, hiking while

49:24

intoxicated, peeing in the guest center

49:28

room. Clogging the bathroom toilet and floating hotel room, maybe two people

49:30

who went through a wild ride like that

49:32

together, who aren't the best of friends till

49:35

death grips them, internal cars fill the void left. Just like just

49:37

like in a movie,

49:38

we're we're just like in a movie, or somebody's wearing a

49:40

wire, and he says his exact

49:43

plan. Yeah.

49:44

Because, can you say that again to my

49:45

flower, Justin?

49:48

Yeah. We kidnapped the bitch.

49:51

Raper, killer, burrier in the Mojave

49:54

desert. Why do you

49:55

even say it

49:55

again? He goes, Mojave desert. What would you say the

49:58

lunch too, latitude

50:00

to

50:00

that? Into

50:00

the flower, please. Did that

50:01

literally read like morty dialogue though? Pay no

50:04

attention to my

50:06

novelty hat.

50:08

Doug, it's it's wild how brazen he is.

50:10

Did he not I mean, twenty fifteen,

50:12

we knew where the Internet was

50:15

going at that

50:16

point. We got it. We're like,

50:18

alright. You know, it's

50:21

crazy.

50:21

And who saves text messages for this long?

50:23

I don't know what I wrote

50:25

in twenty fifteen. Or pictures out there saying for those

50:27

texts. Get the fuck out. No worries. Lewis is

50:30

okay with me reading through his phone now, but he's

50:32

not we can see what happens in twenty fifteen. I

50:34

know 715

50:35

you It was a different world. Where I

50:36

was? Who was with? Where where you were

50:38

at in twenty fifteen? You're promising Kim

50:41

Kong in a podcast.

50:43

Well, he gave it to

50:44

her though. He gave you you gave it to her. That was after.

50:46

That was that man. There's more. Right? There's

50:50

more. Twenty fifteen.

50:52

I was with my baby's mama.

50:58

But you said it's sad.

50:59

Yeah. Hold on. There's more

51:02

lyrics

51:02

after that. Yeah. Because Like, mom

51:05

number five. Yeah. She got jungle

51:07

fever. She got

51:10

jungle fever. A

51:12

little bit of

51:13

content in the sun. A little bit of care

51:15

in in

51:16

my life. A little bit of care

51:18

in in my life.

51:19

A little bit of care in my life.

51:22

Be hands all I need.

51:24

Whoa. I got that. I got. Support

51:29

a

51:29

freaking girlfriend, D. C. In my

51:32

life. Not a

51:34

girlfriend taxes. A

51:38

little bit of this one's all I

51:40

need. An open maker has already

51:42

quit because of my seat. What's

51:44

that? We're

51:47

It's a great show

51:49

today, guys.

51:50

The dance break is

51:52

what

51:52

are the

51:53

ones we can't say?

51:55

It's too bad. One of you guys are never gonna be

51:58

back.

52:03

There's more.

52:04

Let's bring it. And

52:08

he writes Bali, nine inch

52:09

nails. Hold on. Is

52:10

she a real blue check, or does she

52:14

buy for eight dollars.

52:15

I'll say Marlena for now,

52:17

I'll just share the types of quote unquote

52:19

funny DM that Justin Marlena

52:21

would send me,

52:23

posted and deleted this last night because I was worried about

52:25

any backlash, but the student made me someone

52:27

who wrote a working party concept

52:29

album, never watch a

52:32

show again. Women posting else that should that should be

52:34

on. Justin Wrotton

52:36

writes. Can you write a song about

52:39

nine dicks of different Fer and ethnic

52:41

origins hanging above your

52:42

face, and then

52:43

in the lyrics describe how they each

52:45

splatter you with semen. But important,

52:48

the larger message of the song is

52:50

about how we are all the same

52:52

and no more racism. Who's

52:56

the guy's

52:57

funny. Who's the man? If you make

53:00

pedophilia, you're funny. I mean,

53:02

come on.

53:03

Who's this Lee character? Why does

53:06

he, she, have to find

53:08

parking? Why are you a

53:10

huge faggot? Answer

53:12

later. Sorry,

53:14

Ali. I'm okay with my fourth

53:16

glass of wine. This was all

53:18

off record. Don't break my trust. You

53:21

asshole. Just kidding. You're

53:24

alright.

53:27

Lev. Roy. Alright. Roy rent. Roy rent. You've

53:30

been Roy rent. You know how quickly there's

53:32

been

53:32

getting autofill in this guy's fucking hell.

53:36

Yeah.

53:36

That's funny he goes. He was j was jK and bitch

53:40

chill out.

53:43

Yeah. So does that does that mean no brick and mortar?

53:46

None of these adults women, they

53:48

haven't commented on

53:48

it. Right? But

53:49

there's no way they're

53:50

gonna make another brick and mortar. They

53:53

have Are you boring your taco? Are you yawning at my fucking face?

53:55

You're up on stage yawning at the audience? Show showing them

53:57

they should be yawning. Don't they have, like,

53:59

six more seasons already

54:02

signed? Because it was a seven season

54:03

order. Right? They got Yes. Isn't he but so it's it's

54:05

him and another guy?

54:08

Dan Harmon.

54:09

But he remember he -- Got you in a while. -- might be the one who does the

54:12

voices

54:12

of both Rick and Morty? No.

54:14

Roy does the voice. I

54:14

think Dan's the more of the writer and Justin's the

54:17

voices. He adjusts it does

54:19

all the voices. Yeah.

54:20

Damn it. You can do

54:22

it from jail. They have Zooms. Dism

54:27

all his lines. Damn it. No. Don't worry, dude.

54:28

It's fine. We're gonna

54:29

lose Rick and Morty. Damn it. First, we

54:31

lost Cosby. Yeah.

54:34

Them. Please. Hey, can

54:36

I say

54:36

something Seth McFarland? Don't fuck a kid

54:39

or something? Just please.

54:42

Stay closeted gay.

54:43

I don't want any of my fucking shows. I

54:45

mean, here's the thing. Right? A TV

54:47

show, how many cast

54:49

members other. How many directors? How many producers? How many

54:52

it's a bazillion people. How are you gonna fucking

54:54

find a TV show that doesn't have somebody

54:57

raping children? Okay? So just let them make fucking

54:59

Rick and Morty.

55:00

I just found

55:00

Rick and Morty last year. It's

55:05

so great. I

55:06

that wasn't a thought out speech.

55:08

I'm a little less.

55:15

On which color is

55:17

he

55:17

here? Okay. So Lewis,

55:20

you start. I

55:21

am not sexually.

55:22

Very sexually. Alright. She's so yelling. Jesus

55:25

Christ, baby. What the fuck? That was I'll

55:27

tell you what I'm never sticking up for

55:29

Louis that 715. That was

55:31

aggressive for no We're aggressive. He didn't

55:33

say he's

55:34

he

55:34

said a good mood.

55:35

He said

55:36

I'm being silly. I'm in a silly mood today. We're

55:38

just fucking around. Papa's

55:39

not drunk yet. He's not

55:41

hitting

55:41

us. I can't get drunk because my

55:43

stupid fucking faggot surgery.

55:45

Roy Lev Lynn. Roy and

55:47

Lynn. Roy and

55:48

Lynn. Not just

55:49

call anything faggot and it's a royal line. If you go,

55:51

it's a royal line. It's a royal line. A

55:54

classic royal

55:54

end, dude. Mhmm. Royland said

55:56

it. I

55:57

can't say it. I'm not very sexually experienced.

56:00

I've never really been in the

56:02

consensual situation. No. No. No. No.

56:03

No. No.

56:05

No. No. Oh

56:07

my god. We can't deal with red flags. At this point, I just fucking block

56:09

her. I'm like, I can't deal with you fucking I and I'm

56:11

not

56:11

even saying that she's, you know,

56:13

she's a victim. But that's a

56:15

lot to throw on me. I don't even know you, bitch. I'm roiland. I'm just roiland

56:17

through

56:17

town. I didn't

56:20

know

56:20

when it was heavy shit right now. It's

56:22

Lev

56:24

super a dark I haven't

56:26

really had much sexual experience outside of my uncle butt fucking me while my parents were

56:28

asleep one room away. I've only ever Don't

56:30

worry. Rick and Morty

56:31

was on the TV the

56:34

whole time.

56:34

I got me through some of my darkest times. I've only ever

56:37

been used and I'm a bit lost. I

56:39

wanna on my sexuality

56:41

now but I am afraid of

56:44

being objectified and things

56:46

are very hard for me. Oh,

56:48

no. That's really heartbreaking.

56:50

Oh, you know what? You will get to own

56:52

it and enjoy it. You just need to be

56:54

with someone who puts your pleasure at the same

56:56

level as theirs. Not

56:59

gonna lie. I have kinks around what you just said.

57:01

But That's so

57:03

funny. I am also

57:08

so so so focused on my partner's pleasure. Oh,

57:10

helly. Often above my own. He

57:12

eats pussy all day. All day

57:14

long.

57:15

Rohitland. Now Christine's

57:18

cheering too. Roy by

57:21

the

57:21

way, when you eat your girls' pussy

57:23

tonight, say, Royland over and over

57:25

again. Let's see if we can

57:26

make her come. I bet you was fucking Wow.

57:28

Did you

57:28

say all

57:29

the rapists say Cosby? COVID.

57:31

COVID. COVID. COVID.

57:35

Jay. It's hard to say Jay, well,

57:37

something pussy. By the way, Lewis Jay Gomez

57:39

would definitely would you say Lewis Jay over

57:41

and over again? Into a girl's

57:43

pussy? Lewish j. Lewish j. Lewish j. The vagina says the n

57:46

word back.

57:50

After a few years. Yes. I'm usually queuing in

57:52

words at you. But how crazy is

57:54

it? She texted him like, I've only been raped.

57:56

He's like, that's fine. I have a rape fetish.

57:59

You say, you know, I'm actually I'm actually super

58:01

stoked on rate myself, but I do know that other people.

58:03

I know it's an acquired taste. What do you

58:05

think? Your experience lines up with

58:08

mine perfectly. Damn.

58:12

Damn. Lewis,

58:12

show me this. You've brought this

58:15

into my life, but I haven't about? Is

58:17

it Facebook? What's soft white underbelly? Is it Instagram Facebook? Let's do it. Let's

58:19

do

58:19

a a plug first

58:20

and then we'll do it. Okay. Hell

58:24

yeah.

58:24

Hey, you guys decide for the last time ever which

58:26

one of you will possibly be giving their plugs

58:29

on the show? I'll go Fer, I

58:32

guess. This weekend in

58:34

Hartford, Connecticut City STEAM, headlining

58:36

Friday, Saturday night. Please come out

58:38

to that. Love Friend Fer. Every month Lev stand usually sells

58:40

out, hot line

58:40

ups, show up, and I have a podcast that you

58:42

love first show. I think you'd like it, follow me

58:44

on social media. You guys are the best

58:47

That's it. Hell Left fur,

58:48

fucking, doing better than anyone thought. Come

58:51

on, folks. Come on,

58:54

folks.

58:56

I got this other podcast. Out for

58:59

smokes with Mike Racine and Sean

59:01

McCarthy. It's super fun

59:04

and good. I also have another podcast

59:06

of wrestleros with Dan St. Germain, Mike Lawrence, and Robert Car dealership, check those out. Hell

59:08

yeah. Fuck

59:09

yeah. Fuck

59:11

yeah. Zachary, January

59:14

of the twenty second, catalyst

59:16

wrestling is gonna be at the Bell House in

59:18

Brooklyn. I think I'm managing, like, two matches

59:20

on that. Come out. It should be really fucking bad ass.

59:23

Can I

59:27

go? Look, are you a me

59:30

go? Okay.

59:31

Yeah. You got big j comie dot com for all

59:33

my dates, everybody, all over the

59:36

fucking place.

59:36

If you're listening live this week and I'll be

59:38

in Sacramento for the first time in a couple years.

59:40

Please come checking out Sacramento punchline. After that,

59:43

first beginning of February, me and

59:45

Fer are gonna be at

59:48

the Foxwoods resort casino, Fox Theater. On Friday and

59:50

then February fourth, the Wilburger Theatre,

59:52

some tickets are still available for that Paco, I

59:54

think, joining

59:56

on that

59:57

one.

59:57

Oh, the Pakka. Well, now tickets are gonna go.

1:00:00

Yeah.

1:00:00

Pakka's gonna

1:00:00

document the whole thing for us. It'll

1:00:04

be fun. But again, I'll get all over the fucking

1:00:06

place. Nashville's Annie's coming

1:00:08

up, Saint

1:00:12

Louis. So, yeah, a whole bunch of stuff and

1:00:14

then a bunch of fun things coming in the summer. My special coming out, I

1:00:16

think March. March first week

1:00:18

in the March. So Fer out for that.

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Fer excited. I'll be doing a bunch

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I'm gonna read from

1:01:07

tonight, that's what I chose. I never do. I'm

1:01:10

gonna do that.

1:01:10

Why? Why

1:01:11

not? Right? If I can give them a little

1:01:13

bit of

1:01:13

love. Sure. Okay. You don't ask me

1:01:14

a question on the race left hand. I'll take your question

1:01:16

now. Can I please ask

1:01:17

me

1:01:17

anything? And we'll do and

1:01:18

ask me anything right now. I'll throw him out to the

1:01:21

boys. As we're doing the show, as we're

1:01:23

doing this Other

1:01:24

segment. Ask me anything. Subscribe to

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my twitch twitch dot tv slash pure rental snake.

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Amico yeah. You guys

1:01:28

all consent

1:01:29

to ask me anything? Okay. Fine. You

1:01:31

do. They're

1:01:32

good. What do

1:01:34

you

1:01:35

say we're gonna

1:01:38

watch right now? The softphone

1:01:40

underbelly. Okay. Yeah. Because you

1:01:41

love software development. Is it

1:01:43

Facebook group? They're coming in New York. So who

1:01:46

did you send me the the the link? They're coming in New

1:01:48

York and they're looking for people to interview looking for people with

1:01:50

interesting stories and

1:01:50

backgrounds, and I wanna see if they'll interview

1:01:52

the lesion of skanks. What

1:01:54

what what are they?

1:01:56

They're just like they put up

1:01:59

they interview weird people. They

1:02:00

interview, like, people that are,

1:02:02

like, fringe, like, prostitutes. Yeah. A

1:02:05

lot of yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, I mean, I

1:02:07

guess, there's probably some other people, look, retired horse jockey. There's that guy. He's

1:02:09

not a crack addict. Look at his

1:02:11

views. An

1:02:11

hour one hour and eighteen minutes

1:02:14

of jockey

1:02:16

talk. He's

1:02:16

super cohesive. The

1:02:17

fucking junkies, they have to cut off after

1:02:19

thirteen minutes. She's at a man

1:02:22

made me

1:02:23

white. She's like,

1:02:23

look, if I don't sucky dick in the next ten minutes, she got

1:02:25

to pay for another half hour. That's it.

1:02:27

One of them, they interviewed me and me wait from

1:02:30

wild wonderful life. Oh, really?

1:02:31

Yeah. She gives

1:02:31

an update. Really?

1:02:34

Yeah. Sue Bob got the drive's got a hold of

1:02:36

Sue Bob. No

1:02:36

shit. Yeah. She's in she's in the joining I've

1:02:39

watched their you ever see the

1:02:41

kid

1:02:41

who does the where you called the Boone County Maiden Call -- Yeah. Yeah.

1:02:43

-- with the pills. He has a podcast and it's

1:02:45

just him talking to the it's just

1:02:47

him talking to

1:02:50

the chat. While the people from Wowed the wonderful wives walk around behind come

1:02:52

in. Oh, I need to watch TV behind them.

1:02:54

It's pretty

1:02:55

great. It's pretty bad. Oh,

1:02:58

Dawn Keyballs in the racist live

1:03:00

chat says Lev Tel Scott to

1:03:02

move over because

1:03:04

hot

1:03:04

chicks. So

1:03:05

Oh, yeah. Where?

1:03:06

You're you're blocking the you're blocking the hot chicks.

1:03:08

I was up, slush. Girls. Kiss each other. Come

1:03:10

on real quick. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

1:03:12

Yes. Come

1:03:13

on. Kiss each other. Come on. We turn it to nineties. Just

1:03:15

kiss it. Roy land. Roy land. Roy

1:03:17

land. Roy

1:03:19

land. One

1:03:21

of these faggots kissing. Daily

1:03:22

Girls are

1:03:23

so fucking gay. They like

1:03:25

literally give consent.

1:03:27

Oh, shit. We didn't

1:03:28

answer those up. Hold on, Scott, move your

1:03:31

head again.

1:03:31

Girls. Look

1:03:31

at each other's posters

1:03:33

real quick. Come on.

1:03:35

Sixty nine. Come on. Sixty nine.

1:03:37

She Skanks her heart. She's

1:03:39

gonna suck her titties. She's gonna suck

1:03:41

her titties. Sok, Scott,

1:03:42

you're blocking where her pussy's are. Yeah, dude.

1:03:44

Scott. Scott, one of

1:03:46

the left Lev super into it. Damn. You girls

1:03:48

party. Scott get the fuck out

1:03:51

of

1:03:51

me. These

1:03:52

guys are ready to do. They're real sluts. Real

1:03:54

life sluts folks. And

1:03:56

this gentleman, the sluts in the wild. Look

1:03:58

at them. Look at them. They're natural habitat. They're

1:04:00

so thirsty. A

1:04:01

bar. Peanuts is everywhere.

1:04:04

They can probably contain

1:04:06

themselves

1:04:06

surrounded by cocks. They can barely stop

1:04:08

from feasting what the cameras are on. Who

1:04:10

what? Came out of the way, Jake. We're

1:04:12

looking at the hall checks. Two fucking

1:04:15

hillbell and great Jake

1:04:15

walked by. Two women

1:04:18

unknowingly

1:04:18

walk into the wrong show.

1:04:21

Damn. Jake,

1:04:21

you're

1:04:21

breaking up. Are you guys even fans of this podcast? Or you

1:04:24

just happen to be here? You're a

1:04:26

huge fan. Okay. Thank God. Because we get in

1:04:28

trouble

1:04:28

sometimes. It it becomes a whole to do.

1:04:31

Because you don't look like a jerk. A

1:04:33

fan makes it okay. That's the best part. Yeah.

1:04:35

A Cool. Fuck it. Alright. You shut

1:04:37

up that

1:04:37

bitch. Listen.

1:04:38

Yeah.

1:04:38

If you well, for fans, they get what we do. They know who they're in for. Right? You

1:04:40

know, they're not fans and it's gone left.

1:04:44

Yeah. Girls just get out of here before we get

1:04:46

Atlanta drunk. That's

1:04:48

the only rule. Kansas.

1:04:51

Aren't you be a

1:04:53

camphor, you

1:04:56

dumb faggots?

1:04:57

So wait, you're you're a fan and you're not a

1:05:00

Fer. But

1:05:02

you're a huge fan. She's a new fan.

1:05:05

Hell yeah, these bitches are ready. Look how ready

1:05:07

they are. Folks. Folks is what

1:05:09

already woman looks

1:05:10

like. This is called presenting. She

1:05:14

ready. These girls

1:05:16

are

1:05:16

a fucking gmail. I'm

1:05:18

having a

1:05:19

surgery tomorrow. I may die after

1:05:21

tonight, so

1:05:21

I could.

1:05:22

We'll see what happens, ladies. Why is

1:05:23

it? No. I'm gonna die night on Earth. He's

1:05:25

good down the plane, though. So

1:05:28

if

1:05:28

you're gonna fuck

1:05:28

him, I'd say now is the time. I'm gonna

1:05:30

have a blood clot it clot it sheets right to my

1:05:32

cock. Why

1:05:33

is the

1:05:33

other dab guy over there soaking a

1:05:35

rag? Yeah. Do other dab

1:05:36

guns? We got new dabs. Yeah. He was oh,

1:05:39

I thought it was the huff

1:05:41

turdle of this.

1:05:42

Other dark guy looks like fucking puppy.

1:05:44

Are we gonna start

1:05:45

huffing? No. That puppy's

1:05:48

a rapist. Yeah.

1:05:50

Remember you guys all got said?

1:05:54

Alright. So far under belly.

1:05:56

Let's

1:05:56

see. I start putting

1:05:58

on a belly. Yeah.

1:05:59

That's right. Do we

1:06:00

haven't asked me anything? I'll see if

1:06:03

anybody have any questions in the

1:06:05

chat. I'll tell you. That's so funny

1:06:07

really, and I'll I'll tell

1:06:07

you. Okay. And in Brit

1:06:10

family is

1:06:10

Oh, shit. Yes.

1:06:11

Bricks in the races live

1:06:13

chat already put deep

1:06:16

fake news of these two

1:06:17

girls. Can we show

1:06:20

it? Can we

1:06:22

show it

1:06:23

on the screen? Doing show it on the screen? You got get them saying,

1:06:25

yes. If we can show their deep picks on the screen, say, yes. Get

1:06:27

consent. Look at your headstock.

1:06:29

Yeah. Shut the

1:06:32

new picks. This is the

1:06:34

most of my time. Pretty

1:06:36

tight. It was pretty great. Make

1:06:42

a burger. Hey, Bob. If

1:06:44

you make that

1:06:47

go

1:06:48

away, just focus

1:06:51

more on us. Virtual

1:06:56

rules.

1:06:56

It works so fast.

1:06:59

Oh, yeah. That

1:07:00

we never incorporate the racist live chat in Legion's things. What a fucking day today?

1:07:02

What a fucking day. Ugh. Alright. Real

1:07:04

quick. Zach, I gotta tell you right now, I'm

1:07:07

super high because I've been smoking your

1:07:10

delta Delta

1:07:10

ATHC. Roy land.

1:07:11

Roy land. Roy land.

1:07:14

Of course. Of course, your Delta Vampire

1:07:16

will

1:07:16

be a fan of Justin Royal. So

1:07:20

what? Dude. Sixteen what? There was no age of consent when I was

1:07:22

a kid

1:07:23

dude. That is true. That was very

1:07:25

long term. Yeah. That was

1:07:28

literally the viking

1:07:28

times. You took what you wanted, old enough

1:07:30

to bleed, old enough to butcher.

1:07:32

Well,

1:07:32

let's say your

1:07:33

Delta Empire tell you right now,

1:07:36

we're we've been having a great time here today on

1:07:38

the show. And one

1:07:38

of the reasons I think is because I'm super stoned.

1:07:41

You are super stoned. You're whacked off

1:07:43

that delta a, vapes and gummies.

1:07:45

Double duty. It's called the flipping

1:07:47

of the vaping gummy

1:07:48

world. They don't call it that, but that

1:07:50

they do have vapes and gummies. They're both very,

1:07:52

very potent. Zack and I use them all the

1:07:55

time.

1:07:55

Yes, I do. In fact, these

1:07:57

products should be taken responsibly. They

1:07:59

really showed me. No.

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1:08:11

amazing time, guys. No. So

1:08:11

you're leaning towards lev or Scott. Oh. I

1:08:14

mean, I

1:08:14

was rooting for Scott, but

1:08:14

Lev seems to be punching him up right now.

1:08:17

Lev, you're

1:08:19

so attracted to him. No.

1:08:20

I'm not. You stink with

1:08:22

your big head stupid. Alright.

1:08:26

Where

1:08:26

were we? Alright. So let's see the 715

1:08:30

underbelly shit.

1:08:35

Alright, Bobby. Can I also say the race and live

1:08:38

chat? Is the audio better? Let me know. Let me know right now.

1:08:40

Because I'd like to

1:08:42

give Alex a little bit Somebody

1:08:45

said, oh, it's better. Well, Bobby says it's

1:08:47

better, so it must be. Well,

1:08:51

what is it going

1:08:51

to get rid of drugs? Alex, please, chill with the

1:08:53

words. This is the interview. Alex

1:08:55

loves throwing word

1:08:57

there. Interviewing

1:08:59

an inbred Appalachian family. Alex,

1:09:01

do I consider Atlanta's drunk and take the

1:09:03

homo reader out of you?

1:09:26

I'm gonna be in

1:09:27

the background. You just hear a realized podcast

1:09:29

streaming in that

1:09:32

house. Damn.

1:09:35

Lives on fucking fire tonight, doggy. Damn.

1:09:37

Skylikes

1:09:38

he likes a versus.

1:09:42

Scott,

1:09:42

I when I put I put I put I put back

1:09:44

against the wall and he started swinging,

1:09:46

Scott. What's going

1:09:47

on right now? Good. Oh,

1:09:50

Jesus fuck. Oh

1:09:53

my god. Oh

1:09:54

my god. Somebody fucked her.

1:09:59

No one

1:09:59

has eyes on the right part. Everyone's eyes

1:10:01

are in the wrong

1:10:04

place.

1:10:04

They're gonna scroll

1:10:05

out with, like, ladies and

1:10:07

gentlemen, the Herrington.

1:10:09

We we we call

1:10:12

them handsome Mac.

1:10:14

One of us pregnant.

1:10:18

You can't bring the baby

1:10:20

there until it's big

1:10:23

too big to eat. And

1:10:26

then you

1:10:27

gotta stop ringing it when

1:10:29

it's

1:10:29

too big to fuck. This

1:10:32

is like

1:10:33

this is like sad, these

1:10:35

people. He's been dry.

1:10:35

Ray? I remember Ray. Okay. Honest with

1:10:38

you, I'm looking at this

1:10:39

guy and I'm impressed he

1:10:41

understands the concept

1:10:44

of sandwich. He's

1:10:44

got an empty

1:10:45

bottle of soda upside down on

1:10:47

these holes. Yet

1:10:48

he figured out two slices

1:10:50

of bread and cut it in

1:10:53

triangles. How much do you wanna bet that soda

1:10:55

was full twenty seconds ago? No.

1:10:55

Yeah. Let me grab my soda

1:10:58

and come out with my fancy

1:11:00

sandwich. Y'all

1:11:03

see what I did. I made a

1:11:04

sandwich. He's named Array after what they should've

1:11:06

used to kill him in the womb.

1:11:09

Damn it. You

1:11:11

just lost a half a point. I stand by The crowd turned.

1:11:14

Do you remember? Years

1:11:16

ago.

1:11:19

And your name is Lorraine. Lorraine?

1:11:20

Do you think they're happy?

1:11:22

No. They

1:11:23

well, maybe.

1:11:26

I

1:11:26

don't thing yet. Maybe because it's too complicated, you

1:11:28

know. They're just there, and that's good

1:11:30

enough. I believe

1:11:31

they're laughter and they

1:11:33

just laugh at, like, words.

1:11:35

Did you see the last guy? He

1:11:35

was like, he was like, oh, that's cool. And he

1:11:37

went, oh, yeah. It was a cough. That's

1:11:39

a laugh. I think it was a laugh.

1:11:41

Go

1:11:41

back a couple seconds. I think it was

1:11:44

a laugh. Oh,

1:11:44

I thought he was he has a cough. He looks

1:11:46

like he's happy as a pig and shit darn. Yeah. They gave him that sandwich. That's

1:11:50

what it is. You

1:11:51

gotta a person that works at Dennis doesn't look looks that happy to work. Oh

1:11:53

my god.

1:11:54

Did you mention that Lewis, the

1:11:57

warmth it would have in his heart, did you

1:11:59

guys look go Jamaica, instead of looking feeling

1:12:02

all fucking

1:12:02

entitled, like, you deserve this trip.

1:12:05

Why

1:12:05

don't you look

1:12:07

like that? He goes, Lose game

1:12:09

sandwiches. Yeah. You guys look at the water. Look

1:12:11

at that. And none of

1:12:13

them dressed that

1:12:16

nice either. Lewis,

1:12:18

that's a little bit of water, gave me his sandwiches

1:12:21

already cut

1:12:24

in half. And your

1:12:26

name is -- Lorraine. -- Lorraine? And Timmy. Oh, for

1:12:31

Timmy. Tim. Now,

1:12:34

Timmy, literally works here. I met this guy. I met him on Wednesday when

1:12:37

I reported,

1:12:40

bye guy. Timmy

1:12:41

and Tommy's after you back this up, Timmy looks

1:12:43

he's so fucked up. He looks like movie maker. Timmy

1:12:43

It looks like

1:12:46

a bad movie maker

1:12:48

character. It

1:12:50

looks like one sperm made all of them

1:12:52

-- Yeah.

1:12:52

-- like you got a

1:12:53

split. It

1:12:54

looks like one of the people that control the water made

1:12:56

less.

1:12:58

I'm allergic to everything Lev I

1:13:01

mean, that is Harrington. Oh,

1:13:03

no doubt. Yeah. In

1:13:06

a few years, Alex relax.

1:13:08

At least

1:13:09

he understands plate, you

1:13:11

know, like

1:13:13

he is.

1:13:13

And you go like his feet aren't on

1:13:15

the ground, but the ground's probably dirtier. He's probably right.

1:13:18

Who knows plate? Is there to put one in his

1:13:20

head?

1:13:21

How old do you think those shoes are? The shoes, the sneakers he's

1:13:23

wearing? What do you say? Are they years, months? Hand me

1:13:25

down? I think everything there,

1:13:27

ages and dogs, years.

1:13:30

So, like, sixty two -- Sixty two

1:13:32

years old. -- sixty two

1:13:35

year old shoes. Nice. Gokey

1:13:37

player. No. You guys

1:13:38

grew up here in in odd, West

1:13:39

Virginia. How how many

1:13:42

years

1:13:43

have you lived here? Alright.

1:13:45

Oh my god. While we moved from weirdest fuck West

1:13:48

Virginia, ended

1:13:51

up in odd.

1:13:55

Some of our family

1:13:56

lives in Lev shit, Kentucky.

1:13:58

Wait, the dog and the

1:14:01

grandmother have the same

1:14:03

eyes, same nose. Same ears. We're

1:14:05

just yoting the fuck

1:14:06

out. That's her daddy. We're looking to

1:14:10

retire to retard Florida.

1:14:14

And how

1:14:14

are you gonna pay for that? Well, we've been

1:14:16

selling

1:14:17

Dabs to

1:14:18

the legion of skanks.

1:14:21

We cook

1:14:22

them in the

1:14:23

soccer. for point. He sees me rolling a blunt. He's like, hey, dude.

1:14:25

Maybe before you swing the blunt, you want a debt. That was a

1:14:27

very good eye. That's why

1:14:30

you're Fer the first

1:14:32

place. Your you guys I

1:14:34

mean, did you go

1:14:38

to school? What a what

1:14:39

a rude question for what? Fuck. Some

1:14:40

of your brothers and

1:14:41

some of your brothers and sisters probably didn't

1:14:44

go

1:14:44

to school. That'd be awesome. Like,

1:14:45

I a sandwich looks like he's never heard

1:14:47

the words. Yeah. He's

1:14:49

looking at an id red person to

1:14:51

go. So what was your major? ticket? What

1:14:52

what's a

1:14:53

basic too is that dog's ability

1:14:55

to lead this family.

1:14:58

Lev say

1:15:01

this

1:15:02

is called baloney? Okay.

1:15:06

Lev at look at the the lady on the couch

1:15:08

just mad that the these camera guys

1:15:10

are bringing city ideas to this fucking deal.

1:15:13

Now Lev learned the best

1:15:15

sandwich before you know

1:15:16

he's gonna leave

1:15:17

me. Now he knows there's sandwich

1:15:20

out there.

1:15:22

Yeah. But he didn't

1:15:23

make that thing with himself. You know the fucking crew

1:15:25

came Yeah. No. I

1:15:26

know. And then she's pissed. She's, like, showing him

1:15:29

one of the other half

1:15:30

leave. Now I'm gonna leave. You're gonna try to learn how

1:15:32

to drive

1:15:34

a vehicle. I

1:15:37

don't

1:15:38

wish too long. Hey,

1:15:40

graduating. You graduated from

1:15:42

what? You went to high

1:15:42

school to me? Yeah. He went to law. I

1:15:44

like he's not talking.

1:15:46

He's like he's like, Lev her tell

1:15:48

it. A

1:15:50

hero doesn't tell

1:15:51

his own story. You know what I mean?

1:15:53

In the races live shot, they made dudes

1:15:56

of these people.

1:15:58

This one's not

1:16:00

talking. She doesn't

1:16:03

wanna talk. She's

1:16:07

like, She's not saying shit till she gets a sandwich. Oh,

1:16:12

fucking god. The

1:16:14

dog

1:16:15

taught me this one. That's her

1:16:17

in between fucking expressions just

1:16:19

because that. That's

1:16:22

her reset. She

1:16:22

goes full tardo and then snaps back

1:16:25

to whatever face she's

1:16:28

making. I am happy. I

1:16:30

did see interested. And

1:16:32

how

1:16:32

about you, Lorraine? No. She

1:16:34

didn't reach school.

1:16:35

She didn't? And

1:16:39

No. They didn't

1:16:40

went to school. Shit. We lost

1:16:42

one. Come on

1:16:43

now. They didn't went to school.

1:16:45

She I like she's saying

1:16:47

it wrong condescendingly. No, they

1:16:50

didn't went to school these rubs. Why are they all just

1:16:51

like they're barking

1:16:54

and chirping and fucking One

1:16:57

of them can only bark. It's just so No. I'm serious.

1:16:59

One of them just bark. It's it's like it's like it

1:17:01

was like whole thing. I would be around these people.

1:17:03

I'm like, what the fuck dude?

1:17:07

They really are garbage, but as all New Yorkers

1:17:09

knew, we're all kind of jealous

1:17:11

of the space. Like,

1:17:16

I'll tell you

1:17:16

what? They have a they have a deck. You know, you

1:17:18

just

1:17:19

They have they have private outside space

1:17:22

with a claw

1:17:24

furniture open in the

1:17:25

elements, which is probably odd. Yeah. I think there's

1:17:27

shit on me down there.

1:17:30

It wasn't real lather.

1:17:33

Oh, who's this

1:17:35

guy in the back? Dude, he never sees

1:17:37

the sun. He just stays back there. No. Don't

1:17:39

don't get me on here.

1:17:43

Give me a ray. Ray, get

1:17:46

your fucking ass out

1:17:48

here. Ray, tell tell

1:17:51

me about your family. Scared.

1:17:54

Grunting. Oh,

1:17:59

Lorraine's not happy. These

1:18:01

fuck boy, you're fucking up.

1:18:03

I'm just like, because this is that big chance play. You don't fuck it about to show

1:18:04

everybody crazy right. Oh. Always

1:18:06

got a tinier dog in in

1:18:11

or is that how he hope he wants everything like a pop like he's gonna

1:18:13

kill a puppy. He looks like a regular

1:18:15

person died and came in its

1:18:18

early

1:18:18

stage zombie. This is the house Nate Vargasse

1:18:21

grew up in.

1:18:24

I believe all this

1:18:26

and become a clean

1:18:28

clean. You

1:18:29

know if you leave

1:18:31

poop out long enough,

1:18:33

it turns out y'all.

1:18:36

Jesus Crossroads.

1:18:39

Please. They're they're listening to

1:18:41

a preacher in the house. It's like

1:18:44

it's just

1:18:45

what the fuck is

1:18:48

happening, guy. Jesus Christ. Now

1:18:51

they're fun. Yo. Yo. That

1:18:55

really should be. That's

1:18:55

the Allegiantous Skanks

1:18:56

t shirt. That really should

1:18:59

just be brutal. They all

1:19:01

look like different tries at

1:19:03

making Ian fighters. No. That

1:19:07

poster's not good enough. No.

1:19:12

You

1:19:12

guys can't even start your

1:19:14

own champion. I don't even know why it seems so. The only one seems obvious is Dave's all

1:19:17

the way to

1:19:20

the right. I

1:19:22

turned

1:19:22

that on. Got it. Nope. You just

1:19:24

have this thing. I mean, did they tell

1:19:26

him to drool for the picture? I

1:19:29

mean, like, he wasn't just drooling and

1:19:31

they caught

1:19:31

that. He they were, like, I don't know, like like, just drooling. But behind the camera

1:19:34

with a raw steak.

1:19:39

Jay Well, if it's if it's an

1:19:40

Ian, it's semen, you know. By the pure odds

1:19:42

of an alarm, I mean, at any given

1:19:44

point, one of these

1:19:46

three

1:19:47

are

1:19:47

gonna be drooling. Yeah. That's

1:19:48

what I'm saying. I'm not sure that I'm not saying this kid doesn't

1:19:50

drool, but you think he took a picture and didn't realize that was it. He's that Oh, I think he took

1:19:53

a lot of

1:19:54

hundred pictures, and that was just the

1:19:56

best crucial. Yeah.

1:19:57

I think they were, like, show him your

1:19:59

trick. I think yeah. He goes he goes and then he goes later.

1:20:00

So I'm my

1:20:03

brother. And that's serve back up.

1:20:05

Yeah. Why

1:20:05

don't we just ask him in the race? Why why chat right now? Why don't

1:20:08

I just ask

1:20:10

him in

1:20:11

the chat? No.

1:20:13

The drill they edit it. It is, man. There's six

1:20:15

that you take under you. The whole armor is not having done all things. That dog

1:20:18

barking is pissing me off. No. No.

1:20:20

No. That's

1:20:23

a guy. No.

1:20:24

Yeah. I think that's

1:20:25

his heartbeat. Is

1:20:25

that red? I think it's red. Yeah. One of

1:20:28

them

1:20:29

only barks. That's a dog

1:20:31

barking look. It says dog barking.

1:20:32

Trust me. That

1:20:33

might be the twist,

1:20:35

dude. It's like, in my

1:20:37

They have literally cult, like, mix

1:20:39

tapes playing in So don't I don't need this

1:20:41

artistic

1:20:42

shot. If their if their dicks

1:20:43

are now, it's not worth it.

1:20:46

Fucking suit. What is happening? Why

1:20:48

isn't you touching them

1:20:49

like that? That's

1:20:50

better be out. What are you? Is this the new gap? No.

1:20:55

What do what

1:20:55

do you eating tonight for dinner? Yeah. Yeah. It's

1:20:58

funny to get the

1:21:00

dogs.

1:21:03

A sandwich. He's

1:21:03

so proud of his sandwich. Yes. So you

1:21:05

either a pork or a breakfast

1:21:08

breakfast. If you look at him like a

1:21:10

like a dog though, he's being a very

1:21:12

good

1:21:13

boy. As a

1:21:13

new dog guy, I gotta say, he's being a very good

1:21:16

boy. So

1:21:16

and he's so proud of his sandwich. He

1:21:18

wants to show it to you, which

1:21:23

He wants to show you a sandwich. I would say

1:21:25

he's better at podcasting than most

1:21:27

LA comedienne.

1:21:28

Let me hear. Lev. What

1:21:31

do you think about? Things going

1:21:33

on in the world, Ray? Your

1:21:35

whole your whole life. Mhmm.

1:21:40

And you your family, you you

1:21:42

lost your brother since I was your last. No. He literally lost him. Me similar words.

1:21:45

Yeah. Just

1:21:47

like a dog. Tell tell

1:21:49

you

1:21:50

about your brother. Alright.

1:21:51

Fantastic. Look, you look at his mom and

1:21:53

then he's like, alright.

1:21:54

Here here's the deal. Good.

1:21:57

Did

1:21:57

this guy look It looks like he has eyes.

1:21:59

I got a really good thing going on. He's like, I get to fuck all

1:22:01

of them. Okay. Yeah. She's my mom. Yeah. Weird. But listen. It looks like he

1:22:04

has eyes

1:22:06

but like they're felling aside, like big titties when

1:22:08

they lay on their back. Yeah. Did

1:22:10

he looks like if Brody

1:22:14

Stephen survived it? Come on, dude. Come on. Dude,

1:22:16

that's

1:22:16

the one the one person with

1:22:18

only said, like They look like they all drove.

1:22:20

Thank you.

1:22:21

Trip the wires.

1:22:23

Dude, that's the one.

1:22:25

Oh, no. Wait. How do they are are they how how do we know that they're in

1:22:27