Nothing has gone missing. We don't know what you're talking about. An important record of an ancient nation's history most certainly did not go missing. Who told you that? They're a liar.

On an unrelated note, Josh Frisby will be unavailable to record further podcasts until he has recovered from the thing that definitely didn't happen at the end of this episode. Nothing is going on. Everything is fine.

Doppelganger? What doppelganger? I think you just made that up. It would be better for everyone if you stopped making these ridiculous claims.

Anyway, Dawn of Justice is a bit crap innit?