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I don't know if I like the puffiness. Do you like to? Oh?

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I like the puffiness, And hopefully you like what we're about to do,

0:05

and hopefully ready at the zud you are. It's about to get weird.

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Be prepared for it to get weird. Thinks we're gonna get weird.

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It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird.

0:22

Let's get where? Where? Get Where? Are you ready to get

0:26

weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready already. Guys, you're listening to

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one hundred and sixty nine episode of Let's Get Weird. Next week is our

0:43

Valentine's Day Special, and I can't wait for that one. Who He's going

0:48

to teach you a thing or two about what love? Okay, okay,

0:54

this guy finding love in a hopeless place? Stop all right? Not sure

0:59

that's not us? That's Rihanna. Wasn't that Rihanna? Yeah? My name's

1:06

and every week we come together give you the weird stories from our lives,

1:08

the globe, the streets, the sheets. Definitely next week and everything in

1:14

between, the Internet and I just have a good old time like we did

1:19

on Saturday last weekend. This past weekend. I know, but it would

1:23

have been better if you would have stayed longer. Well, here's the thing.

1:25

When you're the only married guy leading a pack of single wolves, leading

1:30

the wolves on the brow, Colin has a girlfriend? Be sure? But

1:34

yeah, okay, But then it's funny because myself and Shane, your friend

1:41

Shane, my friend Chaine. Now we were joking because Mike Klein invited one

1:46

of his friends unbeknowns to anyone else, and his friend showed up and just

1:51

hung out with the group. So we caught We thought we caught a straggler. He was some random guy was walking because Mike did introduce us. We

2:00

started walking down the street in the wharf, and then Shane turns around.

2:04

I was like, who is this? Did we catch a drag? But

2:08

the net fun because it was it was a friendship hangout. Remember it was

2:13

we got a free cheesecake thanks to Hell's Kitchen Wars. You celebrating friendships,

2:17

you go to Heal's Kitchen Mixture just put one of the boxes on. What

2:21

you're here for? Well, yeah, because the girl asked us, what are we celebrating? We're celebrating friendship, and we did look like a weird

2:25

couple. I mean me and Shane, you and John an awkward but a

2:30

little double date action. Yeah, Hell's Kitchen. What'd you think about it

2:34

first time? For the first time for both of us. I definitely think

2:36

it's a great a great restaurant. But I think I wouldn't go for dinner.

2:39

I think it's a it's a I think the prices were double or lunch

2:44

everything, runch happy hour, not going to like it'd be a chaotic at

2:49

dinner too, because it'd be way more people. It'd be busier. It's

2:52

pretty busy, pretty busy, but like expect that pack, but more at

2:55

like seven o'clock with people actually people chilling in the lobby waiting for the And

3:00

I did like that though, about how they had the lobby area to sit

3:02

down lobby, sit down lobby like a nice one with the bar, and

3:06

then you had to go upstairs to the dying area. It was genius because

3:09

that like, you know, you don't feel like you can be cramped your

3:12

and you take the elevator down because you can't move so much. I was

3:17

the rest of the day. Potato loved them old the potato smear we got,

3:23

Yes, the pir potato puree and French fries. Yes, can't go

3:28

wrong, can never World fries. And that dipping sauce is good, the

3:31

awesome sauce. Awesome sauce. Is that what they called it, fancy sauce,

3:36

That's what it was. I was in. I loved it. I

3:38

was in. And now did you put the cheesecake or the sticky pudding?

3:44

Really good? They very rich and delicious. That you're going to bathroom though

3:52

what you went into the bathroom, bathroom is gonna be fancy that. It's also weird because John and Shane just stood out from the door while you were

3:58

in the bathroom, before you were leaving. I was like me, if

4:00

you had all left, I mean I think they left me, I would

4:03

have texted you were downstairs. No, you wouldn't. Yes, I was

4:06

in the state you were in. Also didn't get a photo. Well,

4:12

I mean it is what it is, memories. You know, everything needs

4:15

to have a photo. No, but Sane really wanted to get a pick,

4:18

and I thought we should have got a pick. We're sitting down at

4:21

dinner. You also want to know you facetimed me later that night when I

4:25

was home, and he said, I'll face time you lay the babe,

4:27

and didn't get a FaceTime later at all after that because it was three o'clock

4:30

in the morning when I finally answered. If I would have thought it was an emergency, you wouldn't have not have answered. Your wife would have been

4:34

so mad. I must say, what do you want? How can I

4:40

help you? Butter it that I didn't FaceTime you back. I expected it

4:43

the whole day. I FaceTime one day. He'll call me. You're so

4:47

ridiculous joking. You're fine, You're not. Do you have fun? Though?

4:50

After it was a long day, it's a long night. It was

4:54

packed. Everything we went to was busy and it was fun. And uh,

4:57

I need to find new spots to go to that are my age appropriate.

5:00

Matt Hatter, No, we should go to Mad Hatter. Get a

5:03

hat? No, just for good time. So that's a bad idea.

5:08

Had a hat, not like Tony you me, John Kind and Shane.

5:13

John won't do it because of the germs. He's anything I'm gonna backwash into

5:16

it or something stupid. We'll get you an extra long straw from everyone else,

5:21

even though they make it more germy or yeah, you do remember when

5:25

we got the hat when we were at the one dueling piano blar, never

5:29

forget it and never went to no dueling piano bar. We went to a dueling piano bar with me, you old Jess John remember that place. Yeah,

5:39

we didn't get a hat to drink. We did get a shirt.

5:42

I didn't have any of that right because you and John put in my mouth

5:45

in. No, I didn't want it because I knew how sugar the other.

5:50

I don't want a cavity, but you know we might as well get

5:54

one. Now you got dental, do you? I just doesn't think so,

5:59

but charge of me and I'm on a leg for everything over there.

6:02

Wow, that's because you live in Virginia. I don't think that's a Virginia

6:05

there. Here's just my dentist thing, which is why I'm not going back.

6:10

You need know the dentist. We're about to move, so it's fine.

6:13

After the wedding will move so then we'll find But you're not moving to Maryland. Yeah, but I'm not gonna like he's in fairfaxt so I'm not

6:17

gonna come back in a fair stay in fair Fact. Now I think we're

6:20

gonna move out of Fair Fact. No, you're gonna not to Maryland.

6:24

You're gonna stay in Virginia. You're gonna stay. And I didn't say we

6:27

weren't going to stay in Virginia. You're not gonna get any closer to me,

6:29

and it's I'll get closer to you, I'll get real close. Don't

6:33

tut me with a good time. Also, here's the thing your apartment.

6:35

I don't know if I want to move there now. If they're trying to

6:38

call people out, I well, the thing that doesn't make sense is I

6:42

got an email the other day from the apartment saying that I someone snitched and

6:46

said that I was smoking weed on my balcony and I'm like, I never

6:49

use it. One and two of them never home and three who still smokes

6:55

weed? Edibles? Yeah, if it's like a week day, you're asleep

6:58

by ten ten thirty last night, bro so and so then I emailed the

7:03

back like I don't smoke at all either one of them. I haven't smoked

7:08

a cigar there. And so then the girl replied back to the guy,

7:10

I know, we're just trying to crack down find out who it is who

7:13

is smoking. I'm like, what do they take down your warning or are

7:15

they like, oh, you're warned already. I don't know A good question

7:19

I gonna ask, is the warning go away? Now? I should go

7:21

on perman record? Well another things are on my permanent record because this damn

7:26

place. But but yeah, it's it's a strange tactic. Also, what

7:31

does it matter? It's mainly fire, but if it's okay, But if

7:36

it's a smoke free place, right, yes, but if you're smoking weed,

7:40

probably you're hitting in a bong. Does that catch on fire? Does

7:43

everything catch on can catch on fire? With the bong? You use a

7:46

lighter to light it up, right, put it in the in the I've

7:49

never smoked out a either, but when lighters get involved. This came over.

7:55

Have I told you how in Seattle? I definitely was grilling on my

7:59

patio and should not be. Yeah, everyone's done that, yeah, but

8:03

I definitely totally shouldn't have because all the smoke was just going right up in

8:05

the apartment. Right, it's like an actual like fire electric girl, uh

8:11

uh, electric girl. Yeah, but it was one like a portable camping

8:16

one you could take right and I put on my patio and I was like,

8:20

oh, yeah, if you want to make burgers, or anything, because the one like it's in the community thing wasn't good looking at all and

8:26

jermy and crummy. Yeah, and so I did that. And then the

8:30

one that I did it is smoke. Who does flood the apartment above me?

8:33

It sounds like a personal problem to those guys, not you. It

8:37

is what it is is concrete floor, so it's fine, not going to burn. It's not the flooring that's gonna burn, hoodie, it's the paneling.

8:43

Well you know, it is what it is, and that's what's going

8:46

to cause the bad fire to grow and get you in trouble. Also,

8:48

Seattle then got a c in the apartments. Why is that because it's usually

8:52

not as hot, but of course the summer I'm there, it's like the

8:56

hottest summer in Seattle and forever ew ceiling fan. Thank god I did my

9:03

speaker broke right that I gave you. Oh yeah, that broken the move? Yeah broken the move. Yeah, damn protected us. Hey, I

9:09

shipped my car over. The car lived so barely. Like that's when I

9:16

had the top. Like they take off like all the like trimmings or whatever,

9:20

like they're supposed to be for like wind resistance things, and they broke

9:22

all of it, like, oh yeah, we'll take it off carefully that

9:26

way you'll be fine. No, not at all. You know what it

9:30

is. Damn, I was really looking for I really was happy that. I was like, I'm gonna give you something of mine. I used it

9:35

for five butts it broke all the way. Bet. I try, you

9:39

know, but you know what I want you to try out right now, trying to identify if it's a brand from based on it's either image or slogan.

9:50

Master of Transitions, thank you. So we teased this last week where

9:54

we were I don't know why we were talking about it, but like,

9:58

can we tell the rand or company based on its logo or its logan?

10:03

So Eric, we have two options. You'll take one, I'll take the other. Quiz okay, so would you like to identify the brand based on

10:09

its logo? Logo? Orts go? Okay, all right, here we

10:11

go, says on Sportcle. You could take it with you and we will

10:15

describe what the image is before you guess. Sportcle. It's where I did

10:18

the Pokemon quiz, yes, notoriously on the podcast. All right, righty

10:22

fourteen minutes identify all fifty We'll take fourteen minutes. We'll find out. Here

10:26

we go three two one, There we go. What is the brand name?

10:30

This is troll trivia. I don't see where the image is. Oh,

10:33

here you go, shell Shell all right, great, okay shell Facebook

10:37

Facebook. That was an easy one, super easy. Let me go.

10:43

What is that? It's a globe? What is the you can skip?

10:46

You want to skip it? Skip it? I don't know that one. Oh I think I know what that was? Starbucks? Okay, good job,

10:54

good jump. Instagram. Okay, this is pretty easy for you.

10:58

Pretty simple. Wikipedia, Good job, Look at you sourcing your sources.

11:03

Yes, oh no, Mazda, I know car Wes very well. That

11:13

image isn't there? Google, Google, Google target target all right, good

11:22

job, good job, good job. YouTube the red play button? I

11:26

doing this? Are you doing this? I have to type it for you. Pinterest under armour. Oh you know that one pretty well? Buy a

11:33

lot of their clothing. Okay, that one's broken to doesn't help that they're

11:39

broken. I doesn't know. They gotta refresh the page. Then you have

11:43

to x books. There go wonderf rolex on his rolexes are pretty cheesy and

11:52

they're broken. Image. Why do you know that image? Eric, because

11:58

I'm a grown man, sir, NBC Universal peacock, the peacock, Oh,

12:03

big pen, good job, good one. That's a good one. Oh. I know what this one is? What is it? You see

12:09

it on a lot of products. Are you un It's products? Huh?

12:15

Hygiene products. I don't know. I don't know. It's Unilever. What's

12:18

unilever? It's the like hygiene It like owns like a bunch of like Jordan

12:22

Jordan's hygiene products, like soaps. Microsoft, All right, job, Oh

12:31

okay, you're gonna go the windows. Oh god, that's not it.

12:33

Amazon's a okay, broken image, got it and love it. I love

12:39

to see it another broken image? Love it? Oh look another broke John?

12:43

Dear John? There howdi spelled John? Dayre to e is an r

12:48

e? Good job? Apple or Microsoft? Microsoft, PBS Public Broadcasting the

12:56

Olympics. M hmm, pringles you see Chris Pratt, that's kind of dumb.

13:03

You didn't like it? Why didn't you like it? L G Why

13:09

didn't you like it? Because that's why he grew his mustache. That was

13:13

the only reason why he grew his mustache. That was for the commercial.

13:16

I thought it was pretty genius catoraid Chris Practic doesn't need to be everything,

13:20

Yes he does. Oh, what's the penguin? I think this is what

13:26

this one? Oh? Hello, penguin, pang, penguin Quentin. Next,

13:35

next, Volkswagen looks Wagon v W. Come on, broken image,

13:43

Bank of America Bank, I choose the banquet. You know that one very

13:46

well and broke like always. Damn kids, CBS, Paramount Twitter. No,

13:54

actually it's X sir. Sorry you got that hit. Next? Uh

14:00

I think we're at that okay, uh uh uh it's dreamwork Man on the

14:05

Moon, DreamWorks, fishing boy on the Moon. No idea oracle, oracle,

14:13

Nope, nope, no. One don't know what that one is.

14:18

I don't know that one. I think I know what this one for you?

14:20

What is it? Nope? Now is that it not travelosity? I

14:22

don't know? All right, what do we do now? All right,

14:26

well we have to give up. You only need thirty six out of fifty. That's not bad. Or McDonald's that you would see it the yea go

14:35

the first one we get, wait and see that one either was pumo,

14:37

Oh, here you go the one you missed. Sporkle. Oh, I'm

14:43

trying to put in their own brand advertising. There that vodaphone. What's daphone?

14:50

I have no idea. The Penguin was Linux, my nux Linux.

14:56

No. All right, now it's my turn, and I'm doing it based

14:58

on the slogan, tell Eric, you're gonna read me. I didn't.

15:01

I didn't even get their answers. You're gonna read me the slogan, I'm

15:05

gonna tell you what it is. You ready, all right? The happiest

15:09

place on earth. That is Disney Lane. Allrkay, yep, all right,

15:13

Next one, I'm loving it, all right. That's McDonald's. All

15:18

right, got that one, Just do it. That's Nike because it's right

15:22

there. And the damn thing. These quiz are not hard, not that

15:28

hard. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there MasterCard,

15:35

that's old one. Like a good neighbor is there? Alma is there?

15:41

State Farm? Alma is there? Almo is not there? The ultimate

15:46

driving machine? Is it? William W. Hammer tells the corvette hummerpe Corvette.

15:52

I think it's BMW, isn't it. Yeah? I would have said,

15:56

Hummer, you're in good hands with all State, all State. Okay,

16:02

good job, good job, all right. The next one. What's in your wallet? Capital one? Discover is the capital one? It was

16:12

capital one? Jackson. That was easy staples. Rest of staples are not

16:22

lot around anymore because you're worth it. Loriel Real, I think yeah,

16:29

mh, I'm pretty good. Snap crackle pop give me rice Crispies, cracker

16:33

Jack, rich crispies? Know why is it cracker Jack? Is it in

16:40

you? Is it Gatorade? Middle Light? Is it in you? Prime

16:45

Energy? Melts in your mouth, not in your hands? M and M's

16:49

kondike no finger looking good? That is famous saves KFC never even had famous?

17:03

Have we have donal food? Drop with them? America runs on subway

17:06

Duncan BP BP. This is a long one. The quicker picker, Upper

17:12

Bounty. Oh you got all these right? Pop tweeties, pop tarts?

17:23

Nope, we used to have pop tarts here. We used to bet you

17:26

can't eat just one? Oh Laise correct, look at me? Got without

17:34

me think outside the bun. Taco bell, Oh yeah, oh taco bos,

17:41

Taco bell. Let's go places, Let's go girl. What is that

17:44

one? Toyota? No American Airlines Amtrak? All right, it was too

17:51

too okay? Have it Apple? Have it your way, Burger King,

18:00

don't live without it, condoms American Express. Yes, yes, all right,

18:07

I think our last one. That's it twenty two. I guess what

18:10

the one we missed was the airic f up so well that leads us to

18:15

someone coming off in the distance. I hear them very very petitely. Oh

18:19

no, it's said sap, it's times up. That's impressive. I could

18:32

go all day, manbe I can do this all the musical. That's the

18:37

Captain America. But we played Gardam style here to signal it's time for some

18:41

miss connections, where we read real miss connections from Washington, DC dot Chrysis

18:45

dot org dot m I s slash whatever you want it to be. And

18:49

we've made a self internal competition of are they are they freaker in Virginia?

18:53

They freak your Maryland freaking Eric. We've got to start it off with Nova

19:00

picture looking for a young picture for spring try out new team for me.

19:07

Yeah, that's what it literally said, team looking for a picture. They

19:11

need someone to try to get some spring ball kind of spring These throw them

19:15

curveballs in them screwballs, you know, like, where's this woodbridge? Where's

19:22

the woodbridge guy that loves brain. Low key guy here looking for another low

19:29

key buddy that loves amazing brain. You know the song, Then you get

19:33

some brain in the front seat of the Hammercucci. Just walk in and meet

19:37

me in front of the gallery hole, the gallery gloryhole, loory hole,

19:42

and just kick back. No talking to acquired. Send me a message if

19:48

interested in the front seat of their glory hole. That's a you know,

19:52

glorihole, is right, it's a hole in a wall. Yeah, in

19:55

a bathroom and just walk in, go get it. Lady with attitude that

20:00

treats men like trash, why is Fairfax freaking? It's hard to find a

20:03

pretty woman that likes guys but also enjoys treating them like trash. I know

20:07

this may not be the place to look, but it's worth a shot.

20:11

Okay. So is that a guy that wants me treated like crap? I

20:15

guess? So? All right? Did Latina? Right there? You go?

20:19

I don't know. Next one to come on work? Finally, third

20:23

times of charge to come apart? Gonna try this again, fed up of

20:27

the inexcusable statements. Looking for someone to hang out with. Chatter is similar

20:32

to my best friend forty one years old submissive reside here in tacome a park,

20:37

I live alone and go visit home in Virginia a lot. Drop me

20:40

a line, and let's find out female preferably and the opposite of this one

20:45

also kind of near to come apart. Hmm, large pool, rock pool,

20:52

oh pol, holy poll? All right, large pole, Hi Bud,

20:56

you are the older guy with the massive pole near eye C two hundred.

21:00

I'm single, white male, forty five. Let's connect again. Thanks

21:04

with the large bowl, hoodie, large bowl and the last one in Bethesda

21:11

three three each female friend to give me a hand? Befest CC what's cc

21:19

jovy k oh chevy Chase dues, sorry, but Chevy Chase looking for a

21:23

female friend twenty five to forty five who's interested in giving me a hand?

21:29

Quid broke quote fit white male here, quid bro quote, quid pro q.

21:34

We'll scratch my back, I'll scratch your back. You give me a

21:37

hand, I'll give you some fingers. No, no, no, no,

21:48

anyway, that was the misconnections for this week's podcast. Have you really

21:51

think on that pregnant pause is what we like to call that in the radio

21:55

game fingers hoods, Nope, no, no, fingers, good fingers,

21:59

class fingers and claws. Wait, white claus, No fingers and claws.

22:03

If you know about fingers and claus DM Hoodie, I'll tell you damn atmospheric

22:07

v mr KB. You can also hang out with me and Andrew Hoodie with

22:12

as always, we love hanging out with you. Next week our Valentine's Day

22:19

episodes, Where are we talking about? All things love and sexual? Sexual

22:25

things? All about Eric's sexual history, my misconducts and where it went right

22:32

and where went wrong? No idea? Is there anything that went wrong?

22:37

Is it all going the right way? You know what I say, But

22:40

always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't

22:44

it. Yeah,