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Someone's in a happy mood, and hopefully you are, because it's sound anywhere. It's about to get weird. Be prepared for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get it. Where Where? Get Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready? You just listen to one hundred and nice episode of Let's Get Weird. My name is Hoodie. Hey, I'm weird, And every we give you the weird stories from our lives, the globes, the streets, the sheets, the maps, the stars, the astrologies, the sky's above, the zodie X signs, signs below, and Urinus and just have a good time. And obviously Eric apparently forgot how to do the intro forget. I just jumped to practicing for next week. I get it. You're practicing when I'm gone, and you have to lead the podcast next week? I hear, do you? I'll be here next week. But fun fact, we're soft launching somebody next week. Yeah we are. You'll find out you will find at the end of this podcast who that person is. Yeah, and if you like them or not. I forgot already. Oh we'll be able to remember next week or we're going to be screwed. But next week, the week after, but next week they're here, screw me up with the weeks, and then the week after then they're holding on for me for dear life. And I'm worried. You don't know where any of this stuff is because you have it all hidden in hoodies folder. It's not hidden, it's very obvious. You go to the it's not I can't get this. You go to that folder, and then you go to the hoodie folder, and then you order it, and then bat u being right there, and then and then what's and then where's the open the You just open up the session, baby, what session? And somewhere in here there's a session. Yeah. Oh lord, that's what puts it right in the right positions for you that you're good to go. Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna miss me, of course. I always miss you. I need you every day. You're my like you're my security blanket. You noticed the rock that holds the rock that holds the glue. You're the glue. I know. I'm just the rock that's in the way, you're the tasty white glue. When you go on your honeymoon, you're going to tan Yeah, brother, are you gonna try to go naked tanning? No? No, not our resort isn't that. No, But I don't know because it's weird because like where our where our resort is is like there's like four other ones next to it. Yeah, and like three of them are the same property, So you can like go down if you wanted to, because we're on like the highest tier of it, right, But the other one I don't know, So who knows what happened, but we alread now we're gonna have to fight for them. Beach chairs apparently why we looked up reviews and people reviewing it, like, yeah, if you want the good like beach chairs that have like that little like tree canopy thing over it or whatever it is, Yeah, you gotta get there like eight o'clock in the morning, so you pay a guy, You pay a guy, or just leave your stuff and trust that no one takes it. Bring cash. Oh, I'm bringing a lot of cash. ID fill out my immigration forms yesterday. Actually, yeah, I did it for the DR. I remember when I went to the DR for a wedding actually popped up my timeline this time six years ago. I sat on the beach pretty early in the morning one time and this guy came by and he's like, hey, you're sitting in my chair and I'm like, there's nothing here that cooke bottom, like it's not yours, buddy, and what do you do? And he tried to like get tough with me, and I was like, I'm not moving, and then he just walked away. It was a green go and we're the other seats too, or that was the only seat. No, there were like two other seats, but he said that the seat that I was sitting there. I was like, that's my seat. I'm like, no, it's not. This cook bottle's been here since I The dr goes by the rule of if someone's stuff is on it, it's theirs. But yeah, you know, so we'll see what happened to me all this, wake up every morning and get the spot for more. Just we're good. I bought some books to read on the beach. The pool though, too. Well. She wants to be on the beach because we don't get that type of beach up in this area, at least in the pool too. Obviously, But I told her, well, here's the funny thing is I thought we were gonna be in the Lazy River the whole time. She's like, I want to be in the beach all the time. I want to be in the Lazy River. You would want to be and then take a shot, do a lap? Take a shot? That's so that so gringo that? And what's the other? What's the the whitewater rafting thing that people do? Psal know that they're doing the no, the other white thing? Were you in a white person or white thing that I can't stand? Storkling, scuba diving. Don't like that. Don't like that it involves you in a tube with your drinks going out? Why so dumb? I think it's it can be fine. I'm not opposed to. Uh the what well, I get tube into like a water park because it's fun and like you're going outside with it. But just we've done it one time and like is my dad, me and my brother everyone like, and this is before any of us could drink. My dad obviously, Uh, they're like, why are we here? Everyone's just super drunk. We're just dad and his two sons hanging out on the tube. I can't handpacked cold sandwich my water rafting. Sign me up kayaking cool tube and down a river with drinks. That just sounds boring. You get burnt real quick. My ADHD will kick in, so reflex off. That plastic goes right to you. Yeah, got to pack a lot of suns great for this trip. Yeah, because I don't want to buy down there, because expansive. It's taxed out the wazoo. Unless you eat the guy to go buy for you. I don't think I'll be able going to get a guy. You learn your Spanish. We gotta work on your Spanish. Okay, that don't help. Lord Jesus, Oh my god, just google it. She google translate everything. Now I think we're okay. I think it'll be fine. She just don't let that sucker face on. Don't have that like, what's my sucker face? Sucker face? Was that you're like droopy doopy hoodie face? What's that face? You know? Tell me what is it? This fe like your giddy, dumb fucking face, like because those points you out and make you a mark muggy and robb you. I know how things goes. I think I bring my wallet with me everywhere. Okay, I'll bring where we're going, I'll bring that appropriate. Do you have an underground underwater underground underwater camera pag thing? I have one of those. No, man, we got a couple of weeks to buy that time. If I can find monument bringing bringing in see if I can use it, because that's what I used to take those pictures of Max underwater. I think we just need one bag. We don't need to bring both phones. It's kind of dumb, but yeah, you always bring both phones in case we get lost, kiss, anything happens. Always have your phones and always haven't connect to the Wi Fi. Sir, you're in the ocean, and then make sure you don't have any of your jewelry on. No, we're going plastic green and bringing them even more earrings. Remember what happened. She's only bringing like the cheaper pool when we went once she lost your earring and I had the whole pool find it and we found it. Think God or else I was gonna die. Well you found it, Well, I didn't find it. Somebody found it for you knew a guy. Well, hey, you know the circle right there exactly, but you know, don't be that guy. Yeah, and also bring your bag and her bag, oh suitcases, know when you're going to the pool. Oh yeah, my, like I'll bring my backpack and just that'll be my towel and whatnot. Yeah, my book separate, going to read the Dune books. When I saw Dune two's on Amazon Prime now to bout it to buy, though not to watch, So I don't know if I want to watch that movie. I mean, the second one convinced me to buy the books, so we'll see what happens. Is going be another one. There's a lot. There's a trilogy made by the guy who made it, Frank Herbert. Not sure Bert, it's Herbert. So there's Dune, which they split up into two movies. Then there's Dune Messiah and Doune or Children of Dune. Those are the sequels. They think they're gonna group the other two as like the third movie of the trilogy. So welcome, We're getting another three hour movie to one. Hell yeah, I'm excited. I can't wait. Still haven't finished that first one. It's good. The first one, I think you need You made me on the context of like what's going on, and then you appreciate it more. I think because that was in a podcast with a guy like Deep Dove, like all the history of everything. I was like, oh, okay, it makes a little more sense though you but I can't stay awake. Well just you know, take a take espresso and lock in baby, taking us bread, you can drink in us. You can take an espresso. Man. Anyways, I'm gonna miss you when you're gone, miss me when I'm gone. I'm just gonna have that trolley Peace song play the whole time again. This is me. I'm exiting out out the wedding. Everyone's happy and Eric's like, no, oh, I'm gonna see you one day in May, isn't it. Are you really only gonna be here for one day? Well, hey, that's pro tip, and and get married such as you can plain out your honeymoon, which we did around Memorial Days. So it worked out. Damn it, man, I'll be here May first, and that's it. May first, and then May fifteenth or something to work so much. Maybe, well you know what, at least we know John does listen to the podcast, so hello, so hey buddy, And if you made it this far, air gole buy your breakfast tomorrow depending on when you listen. No, we have we have we have a Eric buy you breakfast tomorrow. Well, it depends when you listen to it. Oh, you listen to it a non food drop day and then boom, Eric's got back. Or we could just say hey, Eric said, order four grilled filets, or you just text me that you're listening right now, so we know you're listening, but we're recording right now. So how is he listening. He's always listening. He's always listening. It's a freaking weirdo. Well, now he's going to hear that that he insulted him, insult him something I wouldn't say to his face. Come on, he is a weirdo Minnesotan, you know. Speaking of weird things, sir, let's talk about Fortnite. Oh God, when do you think Max is going to unfriend us at Fortnite and play with his own friends next time? I'm worried that's coming soon. No, none of his like, none of his school friends play Fortnite. They all played either Lego Racer or Lego games or they play No. Yeah, some people rode blocks, but also Luigi's Mansion three had no games. Okay, yeah, no one's gotten into the Fortnite realm, like we actually cool guy's. I don't know. He doesn't really talk about it to me about like his school friends about it, so I don't know if they talk about video games. So Max, My and Eric we are in a squad. We do trios fortnight, hopefully adding Shelby Sauce one of these days. Never to have our quad complete or intern John whoever wants to get Fortnite first and to start playing, because we're pretty good at it. Not god, we got a couple of times. He he Max nutted up the other day and got a victory royal for us because I got killed and he had to kill two people for us to win it. So I was pretty impressed with it. He gets it. He's gotten a lot better. Yeah, he plays a lot though. Do you know they just added, uh, you can use a rock band guitar controller now in the Fortnite Festival mode, so you guys can play rock band together. Oh sorry, we don't like it. And we also got tired. He got tired of Rocket League or the car Yeah, becau it's only a certain amount of maps, right or whatever something like that, But it's also what the lego mode is he playing the Lego mode, got the Lego mode. Look Fortnite, Lego love you, guys, but you screwed yourselves by not adding cars instantly lead to Lego mode. So it drove me nuts because you have to walk everywhere and it takes forever, and then everything is attacking you. It's like Oregon Trail, but without the horses or the buggies. Who thought of that? Why didn't you play this to morses or maybe cattle or maybe cars to make lego because it's hard to move around to that game. Also, when you go in the cave, another thing. You can't open up the map and see where you are because you're in a cave, which is kind of okay, get it makes sense, but the caves are massive and you don't know where the freaking entrance is. Where am I? Where are you? Exactly? So they should have known them thinking a little more thinking and planning before they they created the Lego mode in Fortnite, Because as an adult, I think it's as an adult playing a child, it's a little it's a little annoying. It's a little annoying. That's okay, you know what I mean. I mean, I don't I don't play the Lego mode. So yeah, because you don't play with us, well, I only want to play the mode. Max is good at No, he's good in the freaking Lego. It's pretty easy when to just make things. It's Minecraft. No, it's not make things. He's got to go find things. We have to go to the freaking the other side of the map. We gotta go to the cool place. You gotta go to the hot place and get these things. But it just takes forever to walk there. I'm sorry, tell me how you really feel. I hate it. She back to now. Dang it, Ah, that feel good. You know it's gonna feel good? Well, Bobby leaving my wedding because I'm still trying to figure out how to leave thee with that Uber pickup or not. Wait, she didn't have a hook up. No, she hasn't got responded yet, so she's not gonna get her. We'll see what happens. We need do we need to say something? I'll find out after tonight. We'll see. Because I tried try to email someone I knew but more and I trying to figure out how we should leave our wedding because originally we're like, oh, let's good at Uber black and just take that. But then we were casted doubt when someone told us that they might not show up. And then you're just kind of okly saying bye everybody, and then it says five minutes. I said, you make somebody be the Uber person before that you start that soul scenario and then you get the one that person gets there for Uber. Hey, I need you to be waiting five more minutes. It is funny because we were looking at prices for stuff and like, oh, we could get a shuttle for like fifteen people, so like the Groom's people, like the bridle party, And then when I started asking, hey, would you take the thing? Like I don't know what about my car? I'm like, the hell? Are we happy that we're getting the shuttle? And then we're not getting the shuttle. No, it's different people, but it's like but it's like people like weddings. There's just very people pleasy. It has to be. But that's okay, we're almost done really pleasy for YouTube. Yeah, well, I mean we've like planned our stuff and that'll happen, but it is like because we're still like late planning stuff of like all right, well do we want to have this for the photo booth. Do we want to have, you know, the shuttle for these people or whatnot? How are we getting those people to the wedding? They can leave the cars there, but a lot of people I asked, yes, We're like, I want to leave my car there. I'm like, it is a retirement community that lives in that community. We're fine, No one's going to break into your house in Haymarket, Virginia. Oh, you're not picking up from the hotel. You're doing the reception back hotel. Yeah, that's where you screwed up. Yeah, but doing the shuttle thing was like triple price. So yeah, well it is what it is because hourly versus point to point or something is what they call it, right, because you have to make them wait for you, and then that cruised more money. But it's only you didn't You could have just gone on the radium and like, I need a shuttle now I did sort of and didn't pan out up. But now we're trying to see, hey, can we redo things and they haven't responded, so okay, we'll see what happens. I tried, I'm trying, you are trying. And it's funny because Moore is very like she's the crafty one out of us. So she's like doing all the like the craft stuff for the wedding, and I'm like doing all the logistics for the honeymoon, Like, oh, we gotta get the migration forum saying we're gonna upload our passports and I'll do all of that. I don't know how to do any of these crafty things. That's good. Yeah, yeah, it's important to get those things. And then after next week, well I guess probably that we gotta come back. You won't hear about my wedding ever again if you don't like hearing about my wedding. So on this podcast, I'm excited for your wedding. It'll be fun. Am I gonna drink? Oh yeah? Are you gonna drink? Oh yeah, you gotta eat? Yeah yeah. Well so I'm not well, we can't have alcohol in our getting ready room. That is a venue thing, okay, so we or they'll suspend the alcohol license for later in the day if they catch, like even if it's a flask or something like that. So we're gonna pregure hotel, have Kevin drive us because it's sober one obviously, Thank you God, we have one of those sight and that's not why he's a groomsman, but it's a perk of being. And then uh gonna start drinking when the reception happens, really the morn and I get to eat before everyone else gets to eat, so good, because that's always been the cocktail that eating beforehand is always the best thing to do because you don't want to be hungry, because you're gonna be hungry. And then you gotta walk around, you got to say hi to everybody, and it's just it's a that I haiti. Man, It's it's a lot of work, you know what it is. But you know what, You've never been married, I've just eaten. I've been part of Do you want to talk about that app you just downloaded again? Oh yeah, back on tender everybody. It sucks where see me run away? But oh that's we're gonna name it. We're gonna name it Eric Eric's. But you know what, here in the distance, it's some goga style because it's something where were real misconnections from the actual DMB at Washington, d C or whatever else it wants to be. I found a good number of misconnections for this week's episolute. I like eight of them. I was like they might This is the weird thing, my miss connections. Sometimes they get deleted, so we gotta strike them when we strike them hot, you know. Uh. So the first one is called breakfast sausage. We also keep in mind, if you new this, have a sort of battle to see which which state or part of the d m V is freak gear DC, Maryland or Virginia. Hoody grew up in Virginia to up too down, and I grew up in Maryland. Well, you said you were born in I was born to watching Offical Center. So that is the district of Columbia and I grew up in. But either way, Hoodie doesn't believe that. I say that Virginians are freaks, and so clearly they are. Well. Our first one up is near Waldorf. Yeah it's far away. Uh breakfast sausage. I want a big breakfast tomorrow morning. A thick sausage sounds great. If you got it, I'll come get it, Jesus, I don't get it. Next one, Eric, is it Ketterine? What where's that? Booh oh? Good looking for a black snake? Would you like to find a nice long black snake that is friendly and non aggressive, that likes being handled handles and plagued with willing to travel to play with a nice size black snake. Mid forties male here the good sized snake too. Reply with status info and a couple of picks of your snake relaxed and agitated snake collector. I don't think he's a snake collector. He likes to collect snakes. Why's much hair? Feels so long? You're so tiny? Next one, missing my female workout Buddy and Billie three and Maryland. Yeah, male looking for a woman who's looking at white male looking for a woman who's looking for a steady mate to sweat it out on a regular basis. Some mutual cardiovascular activities would be ideal. A great way of saying said, but please do not respond to offers, so I don't know what that means. Next one, Where do you go? Bro? Hyattsville? That's four from Maryland. We met on here right after your divorced. You needed a hand after your wife was gone, and we chilled a few times. I think the last one we got together was a ballgame. Things got busy and we lost touch. I can't find your contact in film. I was wondering if you'd still liked if you still looked at these. He did a hand and you guys were at a ballgame, So the bats and the balls are getting played with. Next one PG County. That's five from Maryland. You left your DVDs here the other night. Hey, you left your DVDs here the other night at my coffee table when you rolled out. Did you want to back or are you leaving them here? It's a good way of getting come back from I got to get my DVDs. Who has dvox friends? I just bought The Gentleman on Blu ray and The Mummy trilogy. Dig No, I bought it on Blu ray. Ste I can get a digital just buy the digital version because digital version was more expensive. I would have bought this is cheaper. Yeah, but then you just got random DVD hanging out. No, I have a bot. You don't even have a DVD player anymore? Do what? Oh? Your Xbox still has that? Yeah? Good, I thought you had the one that didn't have it. All right, you're the what is that muscle stuff? Usburg Moco? Are you still in the area? Used to meet up and have me service you to come compete in your what to completion to completion in your s u V. You were white, muscular and had a great d had a great d wow in Kaitlyn's area. All right, Maryland, freaky today Maryland, next one lake. That's the only way to Kings Dominion. No it is not is Dale City. That is nearwood Hood Bridge. Yes, it's not near Kings the main on the way. Okay, lost spark God, Hello guy here and look at a sparkle life a bit looking for a lady ass, some good time or open minded couple. Let's get in contact, Let's chat and go from there. Thanks, ths excellent. Right, saw your tent rested reston, Virginia. That's another one. That's what three for you? Five to two? Five to two. If you saw us looking, let me know if you also have an impressive tent, we may want to see it. Let me know. They're out doorsy, Sure they want to see what they want. Looks like they want to pinch their own tent. No, pitch, not pinch. Pitch, Well, you gotta pinch it too. What pinch the tent? You got to put it on the pole in the steak cut. Go hold on in the canvas. Sometimes it's something happens. It's a little all right on that one. I saved that like an hour ago to got taken down all right in their last one, Oxen Hill, I'm Latino and Attom looking for a big snake. I host, so I think Latino bottom needs to find snake. Then boom, two snakes happy together, intertwined. Snake babies will be made. Snake babies, snake baby. You've seen snake babies before? Actually, what baby snakes? Yeah, they come out of an egg, they do. Yeah. The snakes hatch eggs like raptors. Oh yeah, a worm and their eggs aren't hard. You're telling me worms are baby snakes are not baby snakes. It looks like a baby snake. That's a worm. That doesn't baby snak. No, it doesn't interesting. Well, that does it for this week, so let's get weird. Uh. Next week will be my last episode for a couple of weeks because your boy's getting married and going on a honeymoon all that good stuff. But don't worry, because someone will be filling in my shoes. They'll be additioning to us next week when we bring the return of siblings or days next week. Eric's favorite game one casey Yoder popularized from intern John in Your Morning Show. In from just being a great person in this building, great person will be filling in for me and we'll see if Eric can coexist with one Yoder in the same room, same time. But you can follow me Andrew Hoodie with the y. You can follow Eric at mister Eric V. That's r R I c k V. Have a great week and always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,