0:00

You're so jelly of my jacket and I love it. I love it and

0:05

hope we already because it's time, Tosh, it's about to get weird.

0:11

Be prepared for it to get weird. Thinks you're gonna get weird. It's

0:15

getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird.

0:20

Let's get it. Where? Where? Get? Where? Are you ready

0:23

to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening. I got you're

0:31

listening to that one hundred and sixty fifth aka the twenty twenty four episode of

0:38

Let's Get Weird. My name is Hodi, I'm Eric, and we're finally

0:43

back. We take a long hiatus because it gets busy for us. It's

0:47

real busy, you know what. We're back in full for his baby,

0:49

are we Yeah, you're already jelly of my jacket? Okay, So can

0:52

I tell you why I'm jelly of your car jacket? Ahead? Because I

0:56

saw I've been jelly ever since you got because I like it. Then Amazon

1:00

has one that's black that's also button and zipper, both the hood but the

1:04

sand zipperd boppy. It looks too much, too much, and it's like

1:10

a wool in lay. Oh and it's black like my heart. How much

1:14

is it? It says here want where does it go? It's like one

1:18

thirty or something. Huh, but I want it? You know what's interesting

1:22

to Actually Amazon actually surprised me, Yester, sorry, because you know I'm

1:29

really in the Catan the board game. You've ever played it? Yeah?

1:32

Yeah? So? Uh. I think for my birthday two years ago,

1:36

I got the three D edition. Is nice? It is nice. That

1:40

normally costs you like three hundred bucks. Right turns out Amazon selling it for

1:45

one fifty and I was like, what's the disconnect here? Why is Amazon

1:49

selling it for half the price? And I haven't bought it yet, but

1:53

it's sitting there one fifty right there. I gave you a gift card.

1:56

Oh no, my gift card for the Tar Target. Every time you give

2:00

me a gift card, I need it for a different website. So I'm sitting on the Target. I'm like, what can I buy a Target?

2:05

Now? That moral will prove? Can't you take that gift card and buy

2:08

an Amazon gift card? No? I can't use gift cards to buy gift

2:12

cards. That's the only rule. Why is that? It's like My grandparents

2:15

gave me a Coles gift card to buy clothes, and they put in the

2:17

notes, don't buy anything that's not closed. It's like Coles only has clothes.

2:23

No, they have toys and other things, but not like oh and

2:27

that for Andrew. It's like lagos and kit toys for Max, but not

2:30

for me. Have you seen the new release of the Lego of twenty twenty four? Yeah? I did. Have you seen the new mechs because me

2:35

and Max like, Max, you really, one of them's war Machine,

2:38

one of them's Venom, and they have the nineteen eighty four X Wing.

2:40

Doesn't look that good though, so x men X Wing Sorry, nineteen ninety

2:46

four, nineteen ninety four, yeah, two ninety three x ninety seven,

2:50

ninety four whatever. I don't know, but yeah. So I'm like,

2:53

all right, I'm just sitting on gift cards now. I don't know what to spend them on because Coles is going through that period where they're like getting

2:58

all the spring stuff out so that all the winter stuff is gone, or it's like all the web sizes and stuff. Clearance. No, but bro,

3:06

the calls clearance section is like a mine field. You'd be in there

3:08

for days try to find it. Nine. This is true. I would

3:13

online shop like crazy. I'm so that's why I need to get rid of the cell phone. Because there's like yesterday, Tuesday and Monday, I was

3:20

sitting there while I was bored at home, just doing nothing looking at sneaker,

3:23

the sneaker app, Nike app, under Armour app, all these things.

3:28

Car Heart. That's why I went down the car Heart website of like

3:30

what's the streetwear look versus the workwear look? And it's like three jacket up

3:36

my staff twur. You know what I'm saying. Well, I mean, yeah kind of, but it's just like, man, I need it.

3:42

Also, every wee we come together to give you the weird stories from our

3:45

lives. The Internet, the skies, the darkness, the lightness. You

3:49

could have skipped all the Weekarle keep going, why you got to do that

3:55

to me? Because you just remember, didn't you? I did, so

4:00

I had to do it. Yeah, I think. I think with the

4:03

Cole's gift card, we're just going to figure out what this online shot shop.

4:08

I guess, yeah, just do it. What do you do today?

4:12

Hang out with Teddy watch Echo. I'm not I'm not gonna watch Echo.

4:17

I did get I did get hooked on the person Jackson train thing about

4:21

the Percy Jackson show. I'm like, I'm getting bored, Like I need

4:25

like two episodes to come out, Like yeah, worth waiting a week for

4:28

one episode every week, especial when like barely thirty minutes. Yeah, which

4:31

is fine, I get it, but just we're that day to age of

4:34

like if it's an hour, great, I'll wait a week for it, but if it's thirty minutes, I need that a Netflix train, you know.

4:41

Yeah, how was your break? By the way, Well, actually

4:43

this is the question. I just realized the question I had because I was

4:45

gifted for overbreak a gift card to Amazon. Someone told me on the little

4:51

note thing I said it was for thirty five dollars. I looked at it

4:56

the other day, like I looked up how much like to put on Amazon

4:59

account? It was seven five dollars? Okay? Should I tell them at

5:01

seventy five dollars? No? Run that, jont you think that's rude of

5:05

like, oh, you gave me the wrong gift card? No, I

5:09

think that's actually really rud because when they take it back, I don't think

5:12

you can take back a physical games definitely take back a physically, like if

5:15

it's with me, you're not even can I get that gift card bag? Yeah, but like, oh crap, I was supposed to give it to

5:19

my brother, or supposed to go to my niece, or could have gone

5:24

to my grandma. Got seventy five dollars on Amazon. So now you can

5:26

use to get seven as a good that's still seventy five dollars my real money.

5:29

You know you wait, I'll get a gift card here or there.

5:31

What's upon a time? And how do you play that game? By the

5:34

way, you always got it, wasn't talking about it, and then it's

5:38

really only when we go over to my back home in Virginia Beach because the

5:42

scalies don't like playing it because it takes a long time, especially if you

5:46

have like all six of the scalies want to play like like a normal four

5:50

person games like hour twenty minutes, but if you add two more people,

5:56

it goes up to two hours to play a boy game. Yeah, but

6:00

what do you do again? Collect, you trade, you build the whole

6:04

good thing, and so like every board game does that now though it's kind

6:08

of like Catan was like it kind of influenced the trend. You know,

6:12

really are there expansion packs? Yeah, there's so many. My god,

6:15

there's like six normal ones. There's a Game of Thrones one, there's a

6:19

Space one. All right, I'll never play this game Monday. Well one

6:25

day, if you guys do a game night, we should do that.

6:30

Who wants to take Hoodie on sellers? You all going to lose. I

6:34

have a little because you're probably your place, you guys probably like a community

6:36

area. I've got a community area with the big it's kind of big.

6:41

I always forget that we have it. Maybe we should do one of those.

6:44

I could rent it out, we get everyone could come over, get some ZA because I feel like running out like a community room always goes to

6:51

wolves za. You know you want to cater and make a fancy ZA.

6:56

That's all you need, one of those those little house thingies goods, some

7:00

locals some locals up. Yeah yeah, oh baby, I just had an

7:06

idea pop in my head. Welcome. Should I put it in our show

7:10

prep or should I just text it in our group chat show prep? See

7:14

if they read it? They won't. You should be like, I want to do one in in uh In March or February March, and then everyone's

7:20

like I'm busy or no one says anything like hey and prep. Two months

7:25

ago, I said, there's the game night? Where is everyone? Let's

7:28

do a game night. I used to hate it when my old roommate used

7:30

to do those without me because he always did it when I wasn't in town.

7:33

Well, I think what you do is if we're gonna host our own

7:35

game night, is everyone, it's like b yog, bring your own game.

7:41

It's like I'd bring Catan. John would probably bring like Blockbuster or something.

7:46

We gotta bring. We gotta play you Classic. You know they have

7:50

Giant Uno cards. That's like we need Giant Uno. Did you also say

7:55

they have Star Wars now where if you get certain cards you can different things.

8:00

Now it's also like uh no mercy, you know where everything has a

8:03

plus four plus ten. There's actually a question do you believe in the stacking

8:07

role? And you know, so I grew up playing the stacking role?

8:11

I didn't too, and then Mora's family didn't know about it. We started

8:15

playing. It was where I lived with the Skellies. They're like stacking What

8:18

the hell is that? Like? Oh, if you have a skip, you could skip the next person you're good. Or if like you have a

8:22

plus two, you could play plus four, you could reverse all the way

8:26

back to you and such as you two the whole time. Yeah, but

8:30

I played recently where people don't like the stacking role oversize. It's not it's

8:35

not in the rules. That's why somebody whipped out the rules and was like,

8:39

it's not in air, and I was not. I was not a

8:41

fan of that. You know, it's uh, but what's the difference.

8:45

It's it's like this big the card. I think it's cool, Like no

8:48

one can you know how secretly Sometimes if you're sitting next to someone you can

8:52

see everyone's card. You're still getting to see somebody's car. You like a

8:58

foot you're gonna buy like one hundred white clause by the way, I hate

9:01

I'm done hanging out with Shelby. That girl does not finish. Do you

9:05

have a friend? This irks me with this one. Do you have a friend or know somebody that just doesn't finish their cocktails or their white claws or

9:11

their high noons? It just leaves. As my bartender friends called grenades.

9:16

Why is it called grenade? Because you can pick it up and oh you thought it was empty, but it's skilled everywhere. That's what happens. I

9:22

don't have a friend like that. You're my friends, You're my only friends.

9:26

But seriously, let's do a game night. I'm down. February is

9:28

probably the best time because April we got something going on. What do we

9:31

have in April? WrestleMania? Oh right? But was he like a Friday

9:37

night? Yeah? But like I'm saying, the three of us are going

9:39

to be so we spend so much money, we were out so long. They're like, I can't do anything else. No, I mean think like

9:46

like any begging even do with Max there or whatever, because then you can just hang out with all of us and you know, he'll be annoying,

9:50

he'll drive me crazy, and Max just be playing Fortnite. Max will bring

9:54

Fortnite is his game. But they don't have to spring my Xbox to play

9:58

with him on the tea in the Xbox, do you know, because he

10:03

won't want to play anything else other than Fortnite. He's still there. As long as he's there, that's what matter's, baby, I mean, why

10:07

don't we do it like the Friday before Valentine's Day. I got players.

10:13

I did. We're taking the Morris parents out. Oh, we're going day

10:18

again the thirteenth, usually the thirteenth. Are you my Galentine this year?

10:22

Oh? Forever? Forever? You're game? I think I'm gonna really put

10:26

it in prep today that we should do a game night invite Rob put in

10:30

February. That way like kind of solidifies when then you can start figuring out,

10:35

I can't do this week, I can't do that week things. Yeah,

10:41

yeah, yeah, look at that. Look at you, leol,

10:43

little hostess with the mostest over there. Well, I gotta use everything that

10:48

I got you. You have to pay for the room. I feel like

10:52

you can kind of just put I think squatters. It's pretty coold with me

10:56

that I'm about to DM them and ask him right now, be like,

11:00

hey, so my friend lives lives in technically Arlington and their apartment complex has

11:09

three of those community rooms or whatever. I'm like, why do you need

11:13

three? That makes no sense? You know, people probably use it more

11:16

than you think, though. Yeah, well, I think for like work

11:18

from home. When we were touring apartments before this one, like every apartment

11:24

this is like the height of working from home and coming down was like,

11:28

yeah, you can work in this little community room. There's Wi Fi or

11:31

whatever to get out of the route, get out of your apartment because a lot of people would do that back. Yeah, and then I was seeing

11:37

somebody. Uh they were oh god, it was a TikToker and they were

11:41

touring some guys Chicago apartment complex and the community room had expresso machine, had

11:46

everything it looked looked legity. And Mar's got a printer that no one knows

11:50

how to use because it's like connect to Wi Fi, then connect to phone.

11:54

And then I'm like, oh, I'm not printing for my phone.

11:58

I need print for my computer. You print from phone? No, you

12:01

just through a Wi Fi. Those are the same dimensions and everything. Yeah,

12:03

it'll prove eight by twelve, eight by eleven. Because I have to

12:07

do with my parents. When my parents had the daycare, my eye at

12:09

the print forms my dad and it was on the home Wi Fi. So you get in the home Wi Fi, you find the printer, hit print

12:13

there you go just from my I phone. There's something new. I mean,

12:18

do I have to keep teaching you everything? Yeah, at some point you got to learn. I have learned, have you. Yeah, sometimes

12:24

I'm teaching you. You are teaching me. Tope, life I live. I do love how everyone makes fun of me for not doing anything in this

12:30

place. But it's still I've been here for eighteen years. It's like the only conversations they have about you with her are you. I know, it's

12:35

like, what do you do here? I'm like, you know what? Like today? How to put a trouble ticket in for something that's been happening

12:39

for god knows how long it's going to continue to happen. And yet still

12:43

they're not going to figure it out because why because we need to get you

12:46

bigger ticket is essentially a request for someone to fix something right, And it's

12:50

just a simple answer. Maybe we just need more bandwidth. If it's a

12:54

if it's as Google, give us some more fiber. Yeah, if it's

12:58

an Internet based phone system, maybe we need the highest peed of Internet.

13:03

Or does Eric's work if he's fired? You know, why use this in

13:07

the court of law? Anyways? Sometimes i'll'll digress. What do you think

13:11

about mean girls? Yesterday? By the way, I liked it. I

13:15

liked that we were in the center of the theater and it felt like we were the cool kids. We were the cool kids. I liked it with

13:18

a shout out Aaron that we met yesterday. We're not gonna shout out her

13:24

friend. She did want to be shot She wanted to be shot out like

13:28

a hundred times. And then I liked it. I did not like the

13:31

person behind me. I don't think they saw the movie, no, meaning

13:35

you did they saw the movie. They didn't see the original Mean Girls,

13:39

Yes, thank you, which is wild. I think there's people like out

13:43

there that have not seen the original Mean Girls movie. This person would not

13:46

stop talking and then she was like did she leave? Where would you've gone?

13:50

In the one scene, it's like, where are they going, buddy?

13:52

Main character? She's the main character. Everything revolves around Katie Caddy whatever

13:58

her name is, and it's like, get with the program, buddy.

14:03

But yeah, so I thought it was pretty good. I liked the an

14:07

eight, which is actually let's see what it's sitting at because the reviewing Bargo

14:11

just dropped for it. Oh yeah, as of this podcast, what are

14:16

you using tomatoes? This seventy six on rot Tomatoes. So I'm pretty right

14:24

right there. Okay, well, I always forget the name of the of

14:26

the guy and the girl that were friends. What are their names? Damien

14:30

Damien? That that actor Jamien Stolen. This is giving me that that.

14:35

Yeah, what the hell's the other girls name? What was the girls?

14:41

Uh? Janie David Janis, Yeah, they were great. Yeah. Ali

14:50

Cravillo was Janie and the Damien guy. This is kind of like his first

14:56

big movie, kind of with Renee Rap being Regina George. By the way,

14:58

you, I haven't seen her in anything. I looked it up yesterday.

15:01

You haven't seen anything. I know, I looked at this morning.

15:05

But she looks very like that they cast is a Busy Phillips, right was

15:09

the mom? Yes, that they cast her, and they look kind of

15:13

similar. So I'm kind of in my head headcannon of Oh they cast Busy

15:16

Phillips because she looked like Renee Rap a little bit. Yeah, and I

15:22

didn't no, but no, no, Renee Rap looks like somebody that I've

15:24

seen. All right, Well, good for you, proud of you see

15:28

me. Girls' reviews twenty four Not the old one, uh, a new

15:33

one. It's everyone's all over. Someone said, just hit me with a

15:39

buzz instead. I liked it that it was bad. I thought it was

15:43

good, but it's not like I think it's a good time. You know,

15:46

at the end of the day, if you need a good date night movie, that's a good one. I feel like a little modern out of

15:52

the modern reboots of old movies we've had, it's probably one of the better

15:54

ones. It made sense. I'm waiting. You know, they're gonna do

15:58

Breakfast Club soon and it's gonna be like, they can't do that. They're gonna why though, that's not dead because they haven't yet, that's why.

16:04

But I don't think you can. You can't remake that movie. There's not

16:08

enough actors or actresses or act whatever you young actors, yeh, actors that

16:14

could fit those characters that well. And too like do they even still do

16:18

detention like that on the weekends? Like it doesn't seem realistic. I mean,

16:22

well, the Holdovers that was different. That was set in the seventies.

16:26

That movie was And I also think that that movie. You need to

16:30

watch it as a young teen. Oh you've never seen it. I know

16:37

every all the it's kind of like the family guy affect. You know,

16:40

all the jokes about it and everything. Have never seen it. It's the family guy effect. You've seen every joke about it, and you know,

16:45

kind of some da sixteen I know that I've never seen that either. Is

16:51

this O ro rom com challenge for February. I don't think there's sixteen candles

16:57

of rom comp. Sixty candles is but not on the Breakfast Club. Okay,

17:02

well maybe we'll just do who made sixteen candles? John? What's his

17:04

face? John Hughes. We'll just do with John Hughes February. There's too

17:08

many movies. John Hughes, he did both those movies. He's fire faris

17:12

Bueller's Day Off. I've seen that Uncle Buck, seeing the Christmas Vacation,

17:17

seeing that, all the vacation movies. Actually, actually he was a writer.

17:21

He wrote those Curly Sue. I ain't seen that Curly Sue. That's

17:26

a weird scienced science is really funny, playing trains automobiles. We saw that

17:30

together one Saturday or one Thursday or one great Tuesday. And that's it.

17:34

Everything else he's a writer. There you go, yeah, but he wrote

17:37

Breakfast Club, yeah and directed it and yeah yeah, but then there's Saint

17:42

Elmo's fine, you have to watch. There's sixteen Candles, there's Breakfast Club,

17:47

and then there's one more that you need to watch from that that eighties Buck. No, Uncle Buck has nothing to do with those movies. Uncle

17:52

Buck is John Candy as an uncle coming back to be weird. Macaulay call

17:56

eighties right, Ferris Bueller. But everyone's watched that Breakfast Club, Uh huh.

18:03

Adventures and Babysitting a one too. It's Pretty in pink, Pretty in

18:07

pink. That's the one. That's the other one. That's the guy with

18:11

John Criers. Yeah, John Criers in it. Yeah, and that apparently

18:15

talk about how that movie kind of like screwed him a little short circuit Johnny

18:18

five, which is very problematic, Shohnny five. That man was a white

18:22

man, a white man. But switching topics, it is twenty twenty four.

18:29

It's a new year. But you know what that means a whole lot

18:32

of stress. Why because I'm getting married this year. So the knot decided

18:37

to say, hey, hoody, let's let's fuck with you. I'd send

18:41

you an email one hundred. This was a couple of days ago, one

18:45

hundred and sixteen days ago, so it's less now, so it's even more.

18:49

Oh, we're honored. You've been planning, you've been using the knot

18:53

for four hundred and eighty four days is how long we've been or at least

18:57

that's when we read. I don't know if we've been used here that long

19:00

when we got the website. The most requested registry gift this year or in

19:04

twenty twenty three apparently was a home Depot gift card, which cool, glad

19:10

all these people have houses. When we go to home Depot for to buy

19:14

plans, Christmas decorations, some going to be buying a lawnmower, salty bear.

19:19

Appliance is look, you never know how appliance is? A home Depot

19:23

dishwasher? Yeah, buyoload apartment. Why would I buy the dishwasher? I

19:30

don't know. If you come into an apartment with your own dishwa or dishwasher

19:34

or dry or anything like, you got, you got problems, you got

19:40

you're pissing money away, as the experts. That's it. But here's some

19:45

other facts. According to the not myself, in two hundred and nineteen thousand

19:49

other couples booked a ballroom for your wedding. Great for us. Uh.

19:53

The average amount of guests in twenty twenty three was one hundred and fifteen,

19:56

So we're right on there, we inviting one to twenty people are expecting that,

20:02

and apparently seventy four thousand people are getting married in May this year,

20:06

so we are not one of the only. But we did find out,

20:08

according to astrology, we have a good wedding week because April twenty the week

20:12

of April twenty ninth, is like one of the best weeks to get married,

20:15

according to huh like, it's the according to assignment geology. I'm an

20:19

astrology like it's the most like the moon is in the best position. It

20:23

means love and stuff, so we'll take it. Huh yeah, according to

20:29

astrology. Oh okay, but I don't believe any of that stuff. So

20:33

I went to brides dot Com and we're gonna determine r more and I ahead

20:37

of schedule or behind schedule when it comes to our wedding. Okay, I'm

20:40

just gonna say this right now, knowing the two of you as little as

20:42

I know, I think you guys are perfectly on schedule. You say that

20:47

right now, and I haven't because we were giving a checklist thing when we first like got with the venue. We haven't looked at it a lot.

20:53

But apparently twelve months out and sure they engage in ring. Did that our

20:56

turn budget? Did that, make a guess list, hire a day of

21:00

coordinator, kind of select the theme wedding, select the venue. Okay,

21:07

caterer got that eleven months out, choose a color, got that, got

21:10

our photographer, band DJ and videographer booked. Thank god, well you get

21:15

the photographer. Thought that was the one thing that was fucking up. No,

21:17

it was the flores was the thing that has been messing up. Okay,

21:22

yeah, ten months out we're supposed to start shopping for she did that,

21:26

all right, wedding dress, hotel, room block for guests. We

21:29

did that, create our wedding website. Did that? Start looking at invitations.

21:33

Haven't done that. I haven't done that one yet. I haven't looked at what just look at wedding invitations. We did save the dates nine months

21:40

out, send to the dates. We did that. Register for gifts. Haven't done that yet. Still got to do that. You haven't done that

21:45

yet because so it's like at the other day, we don't need more stuff.

21:48

We ain't got room for stuff. So then did the monetary thing.

21:52

Yeah, I think we're just doing the digital like send us a digital gift.

21:55

Card thing or whatever. Choose the accessories everyone's gonna be wearing. I

21:59

don't meet a floorist. Seven months out. Book the rehearsal dinner. Did

22:03

that? Hire the ceremony musicians? It's the same DJ. So I don't

22:06

know what that is. Hire an efficient got that six months out? Which

22:11

was a hire a lighting technician. Don't donate that. It's lights five months

22:15

out. Book transportation for guests if needed, you drive yourself. No,

22:19

you gotta have gut for what about like your wedding parties'll be together? Drive

22:25

yourself? Are you serious? I think right now this is five months out,

22:30

so we're kind of a little late on this if we're to do that.

22:33

Yeah, book the newlyweds transportation. You gotta figure that out. I'm

22:38

not driving you, I'm not driving. You go get your dad. You

22:41

get your dad's car from DC. You drive Carlos to make sure. If

22:52

it's three me MORI and you put no one else for you? You ain't

22:56

got no plus one, you know, Oh you don't have a plus one.

23:00

But the honeymoon, bring somebody there. You have no plus one?

23:06

Come on, I could sneak someone in. Who would you even bring? Maybe some hinge date or somebody I met on a hinge date. Well,

23:12

somebody I met on one of the apps. Yeah, yeah, a week

23:15

before wedding, you got addressed and guy go his wedding thing or so how

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awkward would that be? Hey? Who are you? I went there?

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Cool? You won't be talking. I know, I won't be mean talking

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to me at all. It says five months out, rent the groom's tuxedo

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or buy it. I haven't done that yet, hoodie, I gotta do

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that. I need more to help me because I can't do it by myself

23:37

because I'm like, I don't know if I like this or not. Some

23:40

more comes back this week from a work trip. So wait, you don't. But I thought we picked the colors. We picked the colors, but

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I haven't like, rented it or bought it yet. Brother, begining pre

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metal counseling. We did that. It's going well. Four months out going,

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have your final tasty with the caterer. We did have our tasting,

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so that was grand. It was good. Choose your cake. We gotta

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do that because we're about four months out now, buy the wedding bands.

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Haven't done that, and have your hair and makeup trial more is going to

24:06

do that next month, So there we go. I think we're doing pretty good right now. Okay, like I said, you guys are pretty much

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on schedule. Yeah, you know, we're trying it, says Brainstorm.

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Guests favors and gift bags. No one does favors anymore, so I know

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that's on that list. Really you can get cookies if you want to take

24:22

them to go. That's all youse, mm hmm okay, oh, but

24:27

what what is that? How to get Eric to pay attention clicking style because

24:38

it's time for some where re read real his connections from the d MV.

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You can go to Washington d C dot craiglis dot org slash m I s

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I'll take you here. I don't know. And these are people posting on

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we like to compete kind of with each other. Where they're posting at,

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whether Maryland or Virginia. Virginia is a bunch of full New Year or so.

25:04

Erase the board forget what you know, y'all stills the FRAE. This

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is what twenty twenty four says. First one up, Eric, what is

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it? Excuse me? Looking for my private driver dot dot dot DC looking

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for my private dr diver dot dot do. This is dam no dancer.

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Sorry God, looking for my private dancer dot dot dot looking for my private

25:26

dancer. Me older white gentlemen, you younger, muscular, dark or Latin

25:33

male. Send me full stats and pick to reply DC. You can be

25:37

a private dancer if you want. I can shake this booty all day.

25:41

Baby. You'll see me on the dance floor, because on the dance floor,

25:47

Joe'll kill the room. Next one. This is in Dallas, So

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Virginia gets one. Now we'll Maryland get one. Looking for couple, friend,

25:55

looking for couple to treat a dinner? Just let me watch? Wait,

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what is a cuckold? Right? Doesn't a lawyer? A voyeur?

26:04

That's what it is. A voyeurs watching cuckling as you watch them as a

26:08

enter your partner, it says, just let me watch. So I'm assuming

26:11

he's a voyeur. They're gonna watch every year what leads after dinner? Hoodie

26:15

watching the TV shows? Okay, that's getting white people. What you do

26:19

after dinner? Get that thing, get that thing, get that thing?

26:22

What thing? You get that thing? Sex one? You came and help

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me organize my mags. There are still they are a mess come help Clinton

26:30

Camp, Spring Suitland, Walt Dzy, the Maryland one that's a Merlin one.

26:34

You came by and helped me organize my magazines in the box. You

26:37

enjoyed looking at them while you organize and compliment me on my variety. Can't

26:42

find your info and there they are at a disarray. Please come by tonight

26:47

and help get them back in order from me. Help appreciate it. So

26:52

do you think this is something they just need the magazines ordered, or do you think it's actually something sexual? I think something sexual. Magazines ordered.

26:59

Let's see on every organized magazines organized. But we're gonna say it's something sexual

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in Maryland in some magazine somewhere Newdie magazines. Are you a female over fifty

27:15

in Maryland? Yep? Another one from Maryland? Are you just padding it?

27:19

I'm looking for a secret friend over fifty for ongoing friendship. Here's the

27:25

thing, looking for a secret friend. I think we know what that type

27:29

of friendship is secret. Not a lot of people gonna know. So North

27:33

Potomac, somebody trying to have a situation. She rich over there and then

27:38

air oh baby, oh I went away, it went away. It got

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flagged so pretty much. What they do is I find misconnections and then oh

27:48

day off at the cinnabuns. Okay, me and Maryland would love a muffin

27:56

or some cinnamon to eat. Awe on my day off, tall slim,

28:00

white male with a soft beard beard. They looking for cinnabun to eat.

28:07

I mean there's actually a cinnabun in white and Plaza though, you know that, right? So he should we reply there's one in waiting plaza. I

28:14

mean, let's go eat a cinnabon with this crazy sinnabun with this guy.

28:19

Why not? I think he's looking for something extra looking together. He's looking

28:25

for the cinnamon philly, the creamy filly. And that's our misconnections for this

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week. I think I does it for us this first episode back in twenty

28:36

twenty four, and we'll do better next week. Just get weird even. I can't wait for that one month when you have to do every episode by

28:41

yourself in May, when I get married. It's called hiatus. No,

28:44

it's called Eric time to find out where who? He keeps all the secrets

28:48

out for the podcast in the folder in your hoodie folder. Yeah, you're

28:53

right, I know you can follow Eric at myster ic because he knows at

28:59

Mr E r ic kV call me at Andrew Hoodie with the why have a

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great week and I always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It

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got weird, didn't it. Yeah,