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Oh, does somebody have a headache? Yes? Did you take a Taiwan?

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No? No? Oh, maybe you should. But hopefully you are

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ready because it's time. Get aware. She's about to get weird. You're

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preparing for it to get weird. Thinks we're gonna get weird. It's getting

0:17

weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's

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get where? Where? Get where? Are you ready to get weird with

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Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready? I think I'm ready. Hopefully you listening

0:32

already because you're listening to the hundred and fifty eight episode of Let's Get Weird.

0:41

Remember we're still and you're still yelling, and we're still yelling. That's

0:44

all we do on this podcast, are yelling. Make sure we're so loud

0:47

that people that aren't even in this room can hear us, because one can.

0:50

One in the room is not soundproof, so it's very easy. Okay,

0:53

Yeah, but there's like six people out there that are talking so loudly,

0:56

and our boss hasn't left that conversation. Good Tyler, hold of it?

0:59

Nope, try you know that should messed up with your delivery ingestions on

1:03

We're good, but guess what what love? It helps you out right now

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here you give your yard, You're welcome. Now I got Maybe I don't

1:08

help put your headache. Oh it's died, but anyway, my name is

1:12

Heddie. Every week we come together, give you the weird stories from our

1:17

lives, the neighborhoods, the communities, the globes, urinus, the maps,

1:22

the skies, the internet. Just have a good time. Who actually

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have you used asked Jeeves in a while? No, it was the last

1:30

time you used Ask does it even work? I'm gonna go ask jeeves dot

1:34

com? See where it goes? Desk man is still living? Asked as

1:38

dot com. Now, yeah, I remember when the Butler? You remember

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the Butler was the top reason again an Amazon Prime video subscription? How old

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is that? The Boys? Eight NFL podcasts for a football fan? That

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was in February, Ask dot com. It's not update, it's top better

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websites. Your friendly But you know what I'm saying. The top films that

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capture the website on ass dot com is the twenty best documentaries of twenty twenty

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two so far. Hey, it does have a Halloween one, but we've

2:08

got an Instagram. Wait really Yeah, well, how many followers you got?

2:13

Ass dot com? It's got three thousand and four post January twentieth,

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it was Elton John the Elton John Show website. Let me look up.

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I feel like maybe it's down or something. As dot com was originally known

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as ask G's had a little butler. Great, Oh yeah, the body

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coach? Cool? What Boco, Bad Bunny? Monico? What about it?

2:40

That's what we should use? Okay, cool? But for what,

2:45

asked Jeeves? Yeah, okay, way to not pay attention to the thing

2:47

we're doing it attention. You were looking at ask jeeves dot com what happened

2:52

to it? And then we were talking about before you started the podcast about bad Bunny and who hurt that man? And I told you another song.

2:58

So there you go. I'm doing three things at one May and my game pass descriptions about the ence you're going to renew it? God, you don't

3:04

need it for Fortnite. Huh you don't need it for Fortnite? I thought

3:08

you do know. Fortnite's the one game you don't need it for. Oh

3:13

so something about to cancel that? You know what I'm saying, am I?

3:16

I don't tell me, babe? Why you yawning again, Yachny,

3:20

you're yawning. I mean, well, Eric, let's get on track of

3:24

toping enough topics. Yes, because I have a topic that i'd like to

3:28

bring up today. Actually, we did play those playoffs love breakup songs.

3:31

No, I'm not even validating this because all of Me is a break up.

3:36

It's a breakup. He wrote it for Chrissy Tige it, but it's

3:39

about it's also a breakup because like, I'm giving all of me to you,

3:43

and then it's like you think about it and you're broken up. Then

3:45

it's like I gave all of myself to you. It's about currently giving all

3:49

of him now he did give. It's also it can be it's a double

3:53

double. It's a literally it's the love song, not the breakup. So

4:00

I'm also mad we didn't put John Legend as one of our breakers. All

4:02

of them are love songs. There's one ary Girl in the world that's a

4:09

that's a breakup song, ordinary people. Give me the green Light, give

4:13

me the green a thousand the remix that means I can go go out and

4:20

meet other boys and girls and get the green light. Yeah. No,

4:24

it's more of a Oh we're gonna start a relationship again, Eric, you

4:29

gave me the green light, or you gave me the green light to go date other people that you broke up with me. How you gotta go with

4:33

these negative perspectives on these sounds like a negative song. All of me sounds

4:39

like a negative modern day Marvin Day. Yeah good, I was worried you're

4:45

gonna judge me for that. You're like, no, he's not, like

4:48

I mean pretty much. Let's get it on. Oh that's a breakup song.

4:54

Well, who's the other a Barry White? Verry White? We need

4:58

who's a modern day Berry White? Oh? I don't think there is one? Tank? Maybe who Tank? You don't know. I don't know who

5:04

Tank Tank, Google Tank. I've got Google Tank, and I'm gonna get

5:10

artists R and B artist Tank music Tank. I don't know who this.

5:15

This guy is late toine genuine is one hit though, Pony He's got But

5:21

yeah, that's the only song. Everyone knows it. It's Pony. What

5:25

about Cisco? Cisco's voice is too high? Is that a breakup song?

5:32

Let me see the boody go. I bet you people are also the same

5:36

thought process. I do that all of me can also be considered not a

5:41

breakup song. Hurts you to that song in fourteen fifteen? Who's that with

5:47

that at that time? I don't you remember? M M. They're still

5:51

breaking my heart today. Don't go breaking my heart. That's a breakup song.

5:57

That's a preempted breakup songempty. I know you're gonna do it, but

6:00

don't will Yeah, sorry, I think it's a breakup song. All right,

6:12

it's okay. Speaking of songs, let's talk about because we're gonna hang

6:15

out on Saturday public. It's great. Yeah, what are you gonna dress

6:18

up as for Halloween? Angry man? Do we need to look up Halloween

6:21

costumes for you? That'd be fun, see which ones you would want.

6:25

You're wasting money in all these Halloween costumes, you know that, right.

6:28

You can't say you wasted it when you returned both of them the day after

6:32

the party. Even I got the money checked. Oh you lost like ten

6:35

bucks because they had some restocking fee. Oh well, but we're gonna go

6:40

to a website and you're gonna tell me would you wear this costume? Or

6:44

now? Should we look up go immediately to the sexy styles for Halloween because

6:46

this is a category. Yes, all right, would you wear? No,

6:50

said, it's already it. Would you wear? Uh? Let's say

6:56

man men Zeus costumes, belly be sticking out, Men's Big Bad Wolf,

7:02

Big bad Wolf, not bad okay, King of the Jungle Lion. What

7:09

is wearing it's it's just like a one top leotard with cause Studio disco men's

7:15

costume. Yes, okay, Oh, sexy priests men cross in front of

7:21

my hoodie wheezing is always the best in this God, I know you all

7:28

love it. Dude, Oh done fit daddy, or you could be what

7:34

sexy football coach? No? But literally this out for this costume and we're

7:38

looking at Halloween costumes dot com is the outfit rudy wearers in fifty first dates.

7:46

Oh, brother, brother, that's right, yeah, Frodos sunbathing sailor

7:54

Holy booty shorts. Those are some short shorts. I want you to see

7:57

all my hairy legs. I mean, just shave them. No, Andrew,

8:01

Okay, what about playboy smoking? What about the dream Dream Dream Accord?

8:07

I don't remember. Think you want to be the dream Accordon? Oh the guy that I went into the big sizes that's good? Oh oh wait,

8:16

I have to tell Oh no, we don't have the audio. We

8:18

don't never have foes. That's fine. Uh So when I was buying the

8:22

costume for this weekend with Mora, yeah, the they had a video for

8:28

the costume and the guy was like, Hi, I'm Kyle. I'm in

8:31

this costume. I'm not going to reveal what it is, and I'm having

8:35

a great time. I'm six foot five, two hundred and eighty pounds and

8:39

I'm doing great. The hell a video was nice because it tells you,

8:41

like, oh that guy, like if you are the exact dimensions, you're

8:45

great. Yeah, but no sexy man hatter here? But no, no,

8:52

why not'd be fun? No? What do you want to be for

8:56

Halloween? I left alone? I mean we can make that a costume?

9:01

Left alone? Oh stone cold costume? You want to go bald? Someone

9:05

should be bachelor party. You're not even looking man? No, because that

9:11

Oh that's a good Yeah, exactly, that's a good one. That's what

9:15

I'm telling you. You're not even looking that you could pull that one off.

9:18

Shaved my head though, bald cap it did you U? Plus size?

9:20

Nowt is that what you did? What? What did you say?

9:26

Kiss? No? Way? Oh my god? There's an empty hammer.

9:28

Can't touch this pop star? No, not empty hammer, can't touch this

9:31

pop star? Is the god? Oh Eric, Eric, do we find

9:35

your costume? No? That does not fit daddy, Thank god? That

9:39

one? I mean stone cold. I feel like you need to bring that

9:45

one for your bachelor party. Am I still going to that? Oh?

9:48

No, we don't want to. We don't support him. Why not?

9:52

He's a bad guy? Okay, and esus, it's so what this looks

9:58

like that guy where too? Plus costumes? They got the plus? Nope?

10:03

Nope, okay, nope, that's it's literally a pair underworld hood.

10:09

You save that for your holiday treats. Corn on the Cob twenty twenty three

10:18

costumes. I love how you think you're so funny. I am funny.

10:24

That is funny, though that most people this week you told me. I'm now you're feeling goose gassed up because we were telling you the funny. Oh

10:30

here you go a grid, eh, I'm not that big dollars the same

10:37

price, though, you might as well just buy that. This is Sasquatch.

10:41

There's your costume. I'm never wearing a onesie again. By the way, that jont felt really ton costume is a onesie, and I'm worried because

10:46

smost to be eighty degrees on Saturday? Is it really as of right now?

10:50

But it's like thirty degrees in the night in the morning, so it's

10:54

like, what the hell is going on? Global woman? You know what I'm saying. You give me a little leaguer. Oh why haven't you done

11:00

this before? Nach you'd be great with that. No one would realize,

11:03

I'm never everyone would know who you were. They wouldn't watch I gets is

11:11

yorder here? Yeah, but she's in her office. Go get your call

11:15

down there, she'll come off FaceTime. Er hold on the logo so she

11:18

doesn't see it. She's gonna see it, homie. No, no,

11:20

no, no, don't show me the logo. She's not that young.

11:24

Home. Where's her phone number? She's seen Nacho Libre? She hasn't.

11:28

Yuh huh, No one has seen that. Her friend of the podcast promotion

11:33

call in her viewed FaceTime. Hopefully, she answers. Put the audio of

11:35

the phone. I will hold hol on, sir. She's gotta answer first.

11:39

We got that costume to be crush. Just what's a crush from finding

11:46

nemo? Oh? Oh, there's a macho men costume. You can do

11:52

that? Hell, hey, are you busy? I mean yeah, but

11:58

I can show you. Do you know who that person is on the screen,

12:05

told you hoodie exactly who he wants me to wear that for Halloween?

12:16

Does that look like I would wear a not your libre costume. That doesn't

12:20

look like thank you, it's just fancy outfit. Okay, I love you,

12:26

er, thank you, thank you, order bye. I think you

12:31

should do this. Nobody knows who is man like. They even took the

12:35

wig off and wearing normally. It's just normalware. Is you think there's one

12:41

outfit one piece or this is two things? It's got to be two things.

12:45

Do you think this under that? Definitely one thing? All right?

12:48

We got that doctor Evil would be fun. Your should do that one.

12:54

Here he'll be many me. Oh Eric, he looks exactly like beast.

13:01

You can breathe in that thing. Oh it's got out? Oh oh look

13:07

how much you can make it open? Oho? What does it say?

13:13

Well? Which one the cheaper one of the old expensive god? But just

13:18

take the head piece off and you're transformed beast. Oh, here you go,

13:22

here's the cheap l cheap ottal one right here painting your face instead,

13:28

how do the Disney logo there? And the partnered with Disney like Party City

13:33

lost all the licensing. Then it went to Spirit Halloween. Then I think

13:37

Disney was like, just do it the online Halloween Costumes dot Com, all

13:41

right, so you'll figure out your Halloween costume this weekend. But we also

13:45

talked about our Fortnite dub Yes because we won Fortnite. Yes, we did

13:50

for the first time ever together. I need to applaug that first time ever

13:52

me. Thank you for playing with Max. That kid does not shut up.

13:58

I love my son to death. And when you and two, when

14:01

you're playing with us and we're doing trios, he does not stop talking.

14:05

Did you not realize it? Honey? Honey, honey, wait, go

14:09

honey, And like it's hilarious. Moore had a meeting when we're playing Fortnite,

14:15

and they're like, what's that noise? Evenmore, it was like, it's just my beyance playing with playing video games with his friend's kid. That's

14:22

friend his friend's kid. I was playing too. I knocked them for you

14:28

guys to get the dumb You know that I got the last kill. What

14:31

are you talking about? I had him. I already had one of them and they literally popped out of the bush. This guy didn't see me and

14:35

pop with a sniper rifle in his face. No scope, by the way,

14:39

so that's also my first no scope with snaper rifle. How'd you know,

14:43

Scoop. But then it was like, I don't have any other gun.

14:48

I had a broom. I was like, I can't do anything with

14:52

that. Well, that was the best listening to you and Max about your

14:54

brooms. Honey, what you going honey here? I got a record Max,

14:58

because it is the the funniest thing in the world. The kid does

15:03

not shut up. And also too when when we when it's that last game.

15:07

You didn't realize this, but he took the joy cons and put him

15:09

into the one controller so you could have the as it got serious, serious,

15:13

bro, he got real legit. I was like, what is this

15:16

kid doing? The top ten? I switched over what I can see?

15:20

Who you can put? I can see the circle and getting any smaller.

15:24

I gotta get in this section. But thank you very much. Max really

15:28

did love it. And and if you ever want to play again, you

15:30

know you left out on Fortnite. Got good music in that game. Yeah,

15:35

dude, Like literally, I feel like kid LaRoy has got his new

15:37

songs are in there. There's kid LaRoy songs. All kinds of artists have

15:41

been on that. Yeah. And I'm like, what those as the motes?

15:46

But you can't buy them. I'm like, the motes should just be

15:48

Bible at any time of the year. But aren't they Bible in the bundles?

15:54

I don't know, right, I think that's how it works. I

15:56

don't know. He spent two thousand V bucks on that Goku set you for

16:00

Christmas V bucks from Max and you no, you use the skins, baby

16:04

boy. You had skins on your characters. But I didn't buy them.

16:08

I've earned all of them from the stars. I didn't buy ah Soca.

16:12

I earned that. I had to the Michigan together. I found out you

16:15

lied to me. You have to have the battle pass to get a Soca.

16:18

Yeah, I told you that. Yes, he was free. Yeah,

16:22

through the battle path. Oh yeah, you never have the battle Path.

16:26

It is funny how you and Max talk about the locations in Fortnite,

16:29

like it's like, oh yeah, it's the park down the street. Like

16:32

it's like, oh, me talking to my dad, like oh yeah, on Acredale Road, you know where that's about. Sloppy seconds, sloppy swamp,

16:38

slappy, slappy, slappy whatever you're talking about, slappy fields. And

16:44

then there's Mega City. Then there's the three p o I Manchion and uh

16:49

Frenzy Fields. Frenzy Fields, that's where we like to low and then slappy

16:53

stations where we like to lay in a lot. And yeah, I teach

16:56

him. I'm trying to teach them how to be, how to figure out

17:00

how new geography. He can't tell the world map, but he put the

17:06

Fortnite map in front of him. That's actually an interesting thing. That's a

17:10

good quiz. It's a quiz a ten year old of like, would they

17:14

know a country's but continents over the areas in Fortnite? Yeah, yeah,

17:18

that'd be that'd be interesting. We quiz Max next time we play Oh God,

17:22

Max, where is America? Africa? Afgot? Daddy, says Toto.

17:30

That's all I know. I hate that song. You love it,

17:33

but that does lead us too. Yes, some connection. Eric didn't play

17:42

the song where's my song? At? What song? The ope? The

17:45

song for misconnections? Now you established that last week. I forgot his Gognam

17:52

style. Oh, you get the people? What the people want? Gungham

17:57

style. Don't we have it somewhere? Yeah? I played it through the

18:02

How did I find that last time? Okay, well maybe next week Eric will figure it out because he's by the computer that plays it. It's legit

18:08

in front of him. Yeah, but he's not gonna play. We can

18:11

hear it now. We don't need to hear it. We know what it

18:14

sounds like. Yeah, get the people that. We'll get out of that

18:18

one first, because you know that's gonna f up something. You know why

18:22

you're in this? Who's that? Jesus? What is that? Instagram?

18:26

Yeah? Man, no Instagram? A sigh. Oh, I can't even

18:33

spell. My head hurts so much. There I went to hook though.

18:40

Oh my god, sweetheart, I mean you should, I mean, give me what going right here? Line? It's a miss connection. Guess what

18:48

the guy about? Baby? This is your creation. It's a misconnections miss

19:00

stop. It's because I watched something else now I did with him, lads,

19:03

and yeah it's funny. Yeah, yeah, so that's why style.

19:10

There you go enjoy that. Now it'side for some misconnections. We're gonna read

19:12

some real misconnections. You can go to Washington, DC, dot Craigslist,

19:17

dot org, slash whatever it is after that. These are people in the

19:19

DMV looking for love, but in all the wrong places. You know what

19:23

I'm saying, just like me. Well, if you suck with the AI

19:27

dating app, maybe you would have found Hey, tinders, let me f

19:33

with your matches. So I can't wait. And I have ten that I

19:37

have to pay to see look at, So don't pay to see them.

19:40

It's that worth? Is it worth? It is love? How much is

19:42

it is it increased based on the person I don't know? On a dating

19:47

as It's like fourteen dollars a week to just see those ten people. Yeah,

19:53

let's start with our first misconnection. Baby got back? Oh like who

19:56

he does? Forty year old blackmail here just had his say something about an

20:00

older woman who's thick in the right places. I saw you in the safeway,

20:03

but you were leaving. You look to be about five to nine,

20:07

five to ten. Your big butt really caught my attention, especially in the

20:11

yoga shorts you were wearing. You might never see this, but any woman

20:15

who fits a profile will work just five for me. But you gotta come

20:18

in the yoga pant. Fun fact about that safeway and only it sells wine

20:23

and beer. And that's why Byby got back in Montgomery County. There's not

20:29

a lot of places that don't. That are not a lot of uh what

20:33

do they call it? Grocery stores that sell wine and them interesting r Next

20:37

one, Eric, you have it eye so dark bearded by in search of

20:42

oh, in search of dark bearded by Washington Bye white male, ah,

20:48

bye white male forty seven beard type looking for mysterious dudes who want to kickback,

20:56

relax and release twenty plus us? Now what is plus plus me means

21:02

they're smoking and they dabbing, dabbin, dabbin, you know the dab where

21:06

you dab the the uh, the oil or whatever. And then what that

21:10

is? Then what that they do too? As well? I do edibles, But there's also dabbing, which is like another thing or maybe they're doing.

21:15

Now what's for for twenty plus plus plus? Yeah? Plus plus plus?

21:18

What about four? Twenty minus means? Oh? I don't know.

21:22

Next one, Tank met you at the Halloween Fest party and gave you my

21:26

number, but either misspoke, you mishurt, or you entered it incorrectly In

21:30

your phone. That's before the text to pick you said never came through.

21:34

Would still like to get together? You told me you're gonna send me a

21:37

photo out of your costume. Tell me the type of cell phone you had

21:41

just gotten? An iPhone? Probably is what it is? Cell phone?

21:45

All right? Eric, you have this one. Love to eat falls church.

21:48

I'm looking for some chocolate cakes to eat. Mmm, we taped that

21:55

exactly? What what w white mail? Oh white male? Here, look

22:00

for blackmail. Let's meet and eat and get filled. Cake cake? You

22:08

got some cakes in the next one. We can get away. Bye couple.

22:12

Miss you're looking for a bye couple, open minded and willing to explore.

22:15

I'm a guy, clean and getting a place over the weekend to get

22:18

together. Reach out? Yes? Can I have asked a question because you're

22:22

in a serious, committed relationship. Yes? Would you ever add a third?

22:27

No? Never? I'm good, We're good, baby. What do

22:32

you think you're able to add the third? Good for them? It's weird,

22:34

right, I see that. It's like I feel like you have to

22:37

say boundaries. Yeah. Well, it's weird because it tendth you pick but

22:45

not both. All right, once for them, once for me, Good

22:49

night. Well that was a that was a good chose. All you have

22:53

this one. You you think you're funny upstairs? Save that. If you

23:00

don't know what is, don't look it up. Don't anyone to remember the

23:06

couple? Uh off Summerfield? What is summer They lived in Summerfield or Summerfield?

23:12

Who would have the impromptu parties over their garage? They used to post

23:17

it in casual encounters and the parties were so fun. Any chance they're still

23:21

out there? What's casual encounters? Is another it's another sex site? Right?

23:25

No, that's in here on Craigslist. Let's see. Are you sure?

23:30

I just had the I thought that was a sex site. No,

23:33

it's in here community or it was on here. Oh maybe I think that's

23:38

what miss connections used to be. Okay, I think casual encounters was another

23:42

sex site. All right, well we'll just look it up. Casual encounters.

23:48

I don't know. Yeah, it's a category. I think that's what

23:52

miss connections used to be. All right, there you go. Church One.

23:56

I miss my lock playmates, Capitol Hill. What's loc playmate? I

24:00

miss my lots of cock playmates. That's what locke means. I googled it

24:06

before I came into the podcast. Here's the case you didn't know. I

24:11

vet the misconnections and go through them and then present them to Eric, and

24:15

then I picked the ones I know it will be fun for Eric. I

24:18

miss how he used to meet up in the stacks and kiss. On occasion

24:22

we go even further. I do anything to feel your lips on me again.

24:25

Loc means what Eric lots of cock And that does it for our misconnections

24:32

this week. If you want to be part of miss Connections, go to

24:34

Washington, dczlois dot org and find the misconnections page. We'll read your misconnections

24:40

right and you would feel like by now people would know that we're reading their

24:44

stories. I hope they do understand that we're trying to help them find some

24:48

love and find some somebody hopeless place and hopeless. But as always, my

24:56

name is Hoodie. Can follow me at Andrew Hoodie with a why call Eric

25:00

at mister Eric V. That's I see Kate beat. We'll be back next

25:06

week talking about what goes down this weekend, because sananigans are definitely gonna happen.

25:11

Arena. I don't have a headache next weekend. You probably will from

25:17

something that will happen this weekend, but we'll talk to you next time.

25:22

Until then, always remember it's okay to be weird. Insectsy, it got

25:26

weird, didn't they, Yeah,