0:00

Taking some crazy animal cuts again. So let's go be animal cuts. What

0:03

the hell are you taking an animal cut? We're talking about burgers like animal

0:07

style multi fighting. Hopefully you already because it's time to get animal cuts.

0:13

It's about to get weird. You're preparing for it to get weird. Things

0:18

are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm going to get real weird

0:23

with it. Let's get it weird. Let's get it. Where where getting?

0:27

Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm

0:30

ready listening, alady, because you're listening to the one hundred and sixty second

0:39

second seconds. Let's get weird Thanksgiving edition gobble gobble bitches. Yes, sir,

0:49

Now what's this animal cut you refer to it? So back in the

0:52

day, it's a it's a men's pack called Animal Pack, which is Animal

0:56

Cuts, which is like a uh jerky no sweety to supplement pack with eleven

1:00

different pack pills that you take in the pack per day. Yeah, that's

1:06

a lot of pills per day to someone who's healthy. It's gonna be epic.

1:10

You buy this still on Amazon. Yeah, it's gonna new and improved.

1:14

How many pills and six pills, three seven seven pills, Vitamin C,

1:19

enzyme liver beef performance, Vitamin B complex, multi complex. How many

1:23

pills you get in the bottle? You know, you get in a little

1:26

pack. Eet see how much is a packy? The whole container is forty

1:30

two dollars. You get forty four packs, forty four days. Yeah,

1:34

vitamins. Right, it's not really worth a dollar a day for all those

1:38

vitamins. Yeah, whereas the other one I have, which I didn't take

1:42

to actually know what? You get forty four packs? Yeah? Or so

1:46

you get forty four packs. There's seven vitamins. So you gotta do the

1:49

math, like six six vitamins. No, you gotta take you take one

1:55

pack at a time, Okay, So like the pack of day dollar days,

2:00

a packa day of seven vitamins equals a lot. It's a lot to

2:05

put in my mouth, you know, saying trying to make me spit. Take we should do that one podcast? What make this room soaked? No,

2:15

you we've laughed. This equipment doesn't even work exactly, so it doesn't

2:20

matter. Also, you could make me laugh that hard. I bet I

2:23

could. No, all I gotta say is one word and you'll laugh.

2:27

I say it, save it. You don't forget it anyway, forget everything

2:31

I know. But my name is Edie, my name is Eric. We

2:35

give you the weird source of our lives. Internet, our toes, our

2:38

fingers, our heads, yesterday in the universe. Your nails done in the

2:43

internet, Dude, my nails are still jacked up. They get you paint

2:45

them, get that clear coat. Maybe how come you never take me?

2:50

Never take me? You do you even get panic? You know, never

2:54

been, You've never been. All right, let's set up a date.

2:59

Then let's go. Let's go next to the hold of a live recording. No, I don't know. I mean like not if more was to tickle

3:08

me on my feet. No, but like strangers? Maybe what is it?

3:14

Hold on a second. If someone tickles your feet, no matter who it is, you're gonna be ticklish or not. It doesn't matter if it's

3:21

stranger. That's weird. I've never had. This might be a little too

3:24

personal. It's okay, mo, Morea says I need to clean my belly

3:29

button more often, Yes, and so clean in the shower. But she

3:32

tried to, like, let me clean it for you, and I went

3:35

in defense mechanism mode of just like no, no, and I was like,

3:38

I'm not doing this. My body is doing this. I like blocking

3:42

her from hitting my belly button. I was like, oh, right,

3:46

go ahead, and I was like, I'm not doing that. That's my involuntary movement. Why won't you let her stick her finger in your belly button?

3:52

Her finger? She just wants me to clean it, and she's trying

3:55

to give me the cleaning stuff for it. So clean your belly button I

3:59

do in the shower. Do you you gotta clean anything like every day or

4:04

every finger in it? I stick a figure of my belly button all the

4:08

time, and we go it around and then smell what it smells like,

4:11

because sometimes it's rank and that means you definitely got to get in there.

4:15

Don't look at me like that. Don't even as a big boy. That's

4:19

like day one. You get in there. You do this, figure it

4:23

around, figure it around, little sniff, smells smells good. That's why

4:30

I take a shower every morning. So does everyone else that works in mornings?

4:34

I hope, I don't think so. I think there's somewers. There's

4:38

some stank ass people are every morning, you know, put that little old

4:42

spice, old sp don't use old spice. Stop using old spice too.

4:45

It's not good for you. My body wash, it's not good for you. It smells good. H Dove one hundred dollars shampoo body wash the same

4:54

thing gets it clean. No, it doesn't. Also, don't use old

4:59

spice, it just smells bad. I like old spice smell. Go get

5:01

the Dove more likes old spice smell for men is more expensive, yeah,

5:06

because it's better quality. So I'm just trying to be frugal on a budget.

5:13

Some things you can't be frugal about, dude. Yeah, some things

5:15

you have to say. I paid fifteen dollars now for the more expensive hair

5:17

gel, so you're welcome. I'm moving up in the world. Oh,

5:20

fifteen dollars? How much for yours? How often do you use it every

5:25

day? Why? For my hair? No wonder it's always so clean.

5:30

Yeah, I don't know. I don't use that off because that's why I get short haircuts. Well, I try to get short haircuts, but you

5:34

know they'd be growing. I got a haircut last month. Fast bro it

5:41

say young life. Literally take a hair vitamin, so that's what help helps

5:46

take a hair gummy, it's good. Do you really Yeah, it's just in the are like a normal vitamin section. Are you nervous to lose your

5:53

hairs? Well, but yeah, I want to keep it going. Did

5:55

your dad have his balding? We'd ball by choice, but he boys bald

5:58

in. Yeah, your mom grandpa's losing hair now. But he's eighty,

6:02

so like it makes sense, you know, But what I give a picture

6:05

of him when when you're the same old ball head hair. You know he

6:09

doesn't stop taking a hair vitamin. I'll keep that hair growing. Your hair

6:13

grows back way too. Now I know why it grows back so fast.

6:16

Well as this year it started doing that. It was like two months ago.

6:18

I started doing that. No crows back fast though, Well I guess

6:23

that's not the vice do anything. Maybe that's why my nails are growing fast

6:27

too. You don't bite your nails to dress me nuts, because that's weird,

6:30

and it's weird as a normal person. I wait till their long and

6:33

cut them. You bite your nails, get I'm good. You should get

6:38

a man chocolate. I can't. I when a week before jingle Ball will

6:45

go get our nails and toes together. The Monday before or the week whenever

6:49

we can before Friday, because then I can get a haircut Friday. There

6:56

you go, because my guy isn't actually do it Monday because Friday can't get

6:58

a haircut. Then Monday will grow back a little bit. You know,

7:01

let girl, you know, let it not be so too bald. Well

7:06

sometimes I like it like that smooth. You know, we haven't even talked

7:12

about anything really, just talking about right. I mean, look this podcast

7:15

an animal cut. I'm just thinking about getting back on the cuts. Man.

7:19

Daddy's fat, gotta lose some weight. But well, the vitamins help

7:23

butt that. Yes, this speaks you were taslism. It gets you so

7:27

that you don't want to be hungry as much. I think I've be taking

7:29

seven pills a day. Hold on, Daddy's got to take his pill to

7:32

gonna get you the Monday through Friday pill catalog thinging No, because it's a

7:36

pack inside of a little packy. You know, we open those those fruit

7:41

snacks, open the fruit snack of pills. But can I tell you what

7:46

I do love about them doing the multivitamin foot touch is I do like the

7:50

chewable ones so much better than the regular. There's great, so much better

7:54

for me. Really, I take my morning ones, was my normal ones,

7:58

and my hair ones the afternoon, like, oh, you did a good job at work. You get a little treet ski, Happy Thanksgiving,

8:05

Happy Thanksgiving. Busy day today. You do have a busy day today and

8:09

tomorrow because you're getting the turkey with your dad and Max. Do they run

8:13

out? Have they ever run out before you gotten yours? Cause you go

8:16

to actual butcher, right, we go to an actual farm, I don't

8:18

know and knock on wood, scratch your ass. I never get to know. That's what we gotta get there early. So I hope I don't find

8:22

out. But what if it's like, oh, you're the last one,

8:26

Like, hey, we either have this road kill turkey or no turkey.

8:30

So what they have is what they've done is they've also prey have prepackaged turkeys

8:35

that they have already wrapped up, or they have the ones that are sitting

8:37

out that Yeah, and I prefer to get those in the prepackaged turkey.

8:41

Yeah, and cently mind, I probably want to put your turkey out if

8:48

you have a frozen turkey. Now, so listen this podcasts. Yeah,

8:52

that's why I never mind frozen urky. It's weird. We have to bring

8:56

an appetizer to Mora's ant's house for Thanksgiving. We don't know what to make

9:00

for an appetizer that's not mozarellast or something, you know, tomatoes and monts.

9:05

Oh yeah, a little, so we have to make a caesar salad.

9:09

Big. It's like, make an appetizer that's an appetizer, okay,

9:15

with with with well gregor also some more in laws are also making one,

9:20

and but it's kind of like that. It's more of like a cream cheesy

9:24

sort of game. So go get some fresh motz, Get a big ass

9:31

tomato, Put a lot of olive oil, don't put a basil, basil,

9:37

black pepper, a little bit of salt, some toasted and toast in

9:41

toast. Go to Wagman's. It's gonna be packed as hell this week. Go to Giant. Get the baghet that's no, no, no, no,

9:48

no, listen, get the baghead that they sell a Giant that's in

9:52

the red, white and blue bag that looks like a French flag. And

9:58

what is it, what's it called the what's the Eiffel tower, fire steeple

10:01

tower on it? That bag it is delicious at any giant in this local

10:05

Montgomery, Maryland. No, listen to me. Let me tell you as

10:09

a fat guy, that French bread is epic, But we try to be

10:13

Lancy. Go to Wegmans. You buy all the bread they got back there,

10:18

then you know, more entertained her holiday party. She just went to

10:20

the Wegmans holiday section and bought all the pumpkin and Halloween puppet pump muffins and

10:26

stuff like that. And then love person go to Wegmans. You know,

10:30

did she have fun the other night when we hung out Winter City Lights?

10:33

She did, and she enjoyed it. She enjoyed her drinking drink and that pretzel to die for. Love it the frid Oreos though. See I'm glad

10:39

I had the pretzel cause uh hit the spot. You know, it was

10:43

salty, It was buttery perfection. We found out how they make it.

10:46

Actually, that double butter looked out my name on a juggle juggle. I

10:50

could have lift in that all night. It was warm and gooey. But

10:54

anyways, we digressed back to this podcast. What's going on in the Excited

10:58

to hang out with you guys at the Christmas Party? Which Christmas party?

11:03

The upcoming intern John Holiday Travaganza, Oh God, and see what chaos and

11:07

folds? Can I say something to you podcast? So, the gift that

11:11

I'm gonna give is from the Halloween party from Kapooja Wien. Yeah, she's

11:16

freaking more is freaking out about the white elephant. I was like, just

11:18

get whatever. No one cares if it's the best. Someone cracked open it.

11:22

So I have to now give it to people. I know I can't

11:26

give it as a gift. They have to. It's like, but I

11:28

get two bottles, I got one? Oh who cracked it open? Someone?

11:35

We'll figure that out later. But so, but what I'm gonna do

11:39

is this Thanksgiving I do that is what do you give it to all the

11:43

skellies and see what they think of it? Like, Hey, take a

11:46

shot and I take a fake shot it's really water and they take the real

11:48

shot. You know you're a jackass for doing Nah, it's fine, but

11:52

you know what could be a jackass move? You have to pick what is

11:58

the ultimate Thanksgivings side of all time. It's time for annual sides Giving Bracket

12:05

Challenge Showdown Taveganza Bash Oh God. Also, can you get something ready for

12:13

me if that's okay? Oh oh, get out, get there, close

12:18

that, get out of there. You don't want that. Oh here you

12:20

go, get that ready, Get that right. We're not ready for that,

12:24

because for this Thanksgiving, we're battling all the best sides that you want

12:28

to eat or maybe not eat for Thanksgiving because more is vegetarian. You're playing

12:31

then good thing, I didn't have it on. Yeah, and I got you, puppy. So we're baiting the best thanks you having sides of all

12:37

the time against each other. Mashed potatoes versus sweet potato, stuffy versus corn

12:41

bread, mac and cheese versus cream corn, green bean, castro versus squash,

12:46

carrots versus cream spinach, cranberry sauce versus candy dams, Brussels spouts versus

12:52

collared greens, and rolls v biscuits. Question for you, because this is

12:56

on a social media platform that watch the other day. Are sweet potatoes and

13:01

yams the same thing? This is candy jams? And then what do we

13:05

have? Finally finished the season three left on a cliffhanger. You don't watch

13:11

these fourced on out yet, But are yams and sweet potatoes the same thing?

13:16

I think it's how they made more than anything, you know, but

13:18

it's the same thing, yeah, essentially, Okay, okay, cool if

13:22

I'm wrong, Hey, sorry, they taste the same. They looked exactly.

13:26

Taste the same, all right? So Eric, mashed potatoes, sweet

13:30

potato, cast potatoes. Alright, mashed potatoes, moves on stuffing the corn

13:33

bread? What you got stuffing? Stuffing? All right? Mac and cheese

13:37

versus cream corn? Who you got mac and cheese? My god? If

13:41

you picked cream corn and been you old ass man? Picked cream corn over

13:46

mac and cheese? All right? Next one green bean cast roll versus roasted

13:50

squash. Roasted squash vers cream creamy casan casts. All right, I get

13:56

to pick these ones. Glack glazed Harry's versus cream spinach never right, Carrots

14:05

fine, whatever, Cranberry sauce versus candy theams go. Cranberry sauce. You

14:11

know it's always there. You never eat it, but never it's always gotta

14:13

be there. Ever tasted cranberry sauce? Had Hey, I have cranberry vodka.

14:18

I put that in the table. Oh drink that dat table. Do

14:22

you know what someone should do? Just make cranberry jello shots cranberry vodka jellow

14:26

shots and put that your Thanksgiving. That's good friends giving presentation. So cranberry

14:31

jello shots. What you're saying rede sort of like no, because red jellow

14:39

shots is strawberry or cherry, depending on what color you get. Are you

14:43

sure? So if you get cranberry jello shots for your friends giving, it's

14:46

like the substitute for that, all right, So that moves on. Russell

14:50

spouts feed collared greens. We're gonna go collared greens, and then rolls v

14:54

biscuits, biscuits. We're going biscuits, all right. So Eric, you're

14:58

round two. Yesotatoes versus stuffing. Once you got baby, there's raspberry,

15:03

black cherry. There's a cranberry for you told you didn't potatoes versus stuff in

15:07

mashed stuffing, stuffing, Okay, Mac and cheese versus green bean casserole.

15:16

Ooh, mac and cheese can cheese. Alright, moves on. Mine was

15:20

carrotsy cranberry sauce. Cranberry sauce moves on easily. Collar greensby biscuits, biscuits

15:26

moves on easily. All right, Eric, you had stuff in versus mac

15:31

and cheese, Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese is your contender. My

15:35

contender, Cranberry sauce versus biscuits. Biscuits. I go biscuits now the ultimate

15:41

showdown, Mac and cheese or biscuits for your ultimate Thanksgiving side Mac and Cheese.

15:50

Mac and Cheese. Mac and Cheese wins sides Giving, bracket challenges,

15:52

traffic, ganza bash two K twenty three. There you go. That does

15:56

that? And in lieu of that, let's get this train. Ain't a

16:00

going because Eric I hear something rolling, it's off in the distance. It's

16:12

because where we read real misconnections from the d m V. You can go

16:19

to Washington, DC dot or whoa slash whatever and see these people looking for

16:26

love and all the wrong places. And Virginia is a bunch of freaks.

16:29

Not all the time, hoodie has been Virginians reading this one or you're reading

16:37

this one all right? Hey there, sir commando buddy, where are you

16:42

still still need help with repairs? Clinton, Camp Springs, Temple Hills,

16:48

Suitland looking for command of repair guy who came by to do estimate? Where

16:52

are you come around today? You never left my left me price need to

16:59

let lows need to get to low's and get supplies. Now, Commando repair

17:03

guy. We think that he's a military background or he's naked. He's rolling

17:08

no underwear going. I wanted to repairs naked, though I would wander new

17:14

repairs in the wonder world. If you're squatting down and someone comes from behind

17:17

you, unless you're asking, is that a hammer? Who looky? Action?

17:26

All right? Next one, Oh, handyman to hang a shelf,

17:30

Tacoma Park. This might be the Maryland ones. Finally, randomly, you

17:34

didn't. There's one. I can't wait to looking for a handyman to hang

17:37

a shelf. Must have a power drill, as the walls are concrete.

17:41

A few answered by had never followed up because I got busy. The shelf

17:45

has yet to be hung though. Oo hang me, daddy, walls are

17:49

concrete. Our Next one, Eric Tongue, Rockville. Do you need one

17:56

tonight? That's it. That's it. That's not for me. To the

18:00

point, make sure you don't need tongue. Did you find all the near

18:04

you? No Buddy Balls road golf course that's here by us, so it's

18:11

near you. That's not near me, you it's not Tuckerman b Democracy Boulevard,

18:17

you're right here. Yeah, it's not near me, that's close. It's tongue tongue. Next one, my Wednesday watcher. I'm missing my lady

18:26

friend who used to make who used to make time Every Wednesday. They meet

18:30

up and we'd watch each other. Are you around or any other women interested

18:34

in? What do you know? Eric's neighborhood. Neighborhood. It's Democracy Boulevard

18:42

again, close enough, Potomac bro Potomac. That's Potomac right here is where

18:52

the grocery store is the brag about all the time, the fancy grocery store.

18:59

Jeez. Yeah, so that's right next to you, du And that's

19:03

the misconnections for this week. I can't wait to see what happens for the

19:07

next week because with things giving happened, they're just sort of the ones we

19:10

had before. You know, Come Thursday and Friday, there're gonna be people

19:15

asking you to come over. Are you gonna go up tomorrow night, Wednesday

19:18

night or tomorrow night? Una. We're going with the Skelley. He's a

19:22

Monassis, but we don't get rowdy, so gonna make everyone be taking that

19:26

Nastys alcohol. We play some heads up, you know, a good time

19:32

you gonna play some Jack in the box. Are you gonna play settlers a good hand? Maybe I want to bring it, but every time I bring

19:37

it, I know who's like, oh, they're out, they're out.

19:40

So there's just four people. I'm like, well, I want everyone to

19:42

play. I get it. We'll be such as a hoodie. You know

19:47

you could, we could. That's a good time, good oldies. But

19:52

we hope you have a great and safe and happy Thanksgiving, happy shopping,

19:56

hang out you fam hang out with your found family. You don't need to

20:00

have just the stereo for people in your family, be whoever you want it

20:03

to be. You know, hang out with us if you need and if

20:06

it needs to be going back to us last year, do so, you

20:10

know, see see what happens from last year to now. Did we do the same thing we did last year? Maybe I don't want to remember,

20:15

so does it matter? It does? It does a little bit, because

20:18

you know what, maybe if we did the same thing but we make different

20:22

results, were like fuck it last year? The year this year is the

20:27

year of Mac and cheet. Yes, but anyway, you can follow me

20:32

at Andrew Hoodie with the y CQ pictures of my dog Teddy. You can

20:37

follow Eric at mister Eric V. That's m r r ic kV. See

20:41

cute pictures of him at public because you know he'll be there this weekend.

20:45

Yeah, because I don't have Max. You get that money, baby,

20:48

holiday pay. I'm working all weekend holiday pay technically no Friday Friday count No,

20:52

what about Thursday Thursday we're closed. Oh wow, Thanksgiving and making bank.

20:57

That'd be people there. That's sad. If you go to a bar

21:03

on thanksgi found Remember we just said about found family. Now you're saying it's

21:07

sad your found family's at the bar. That's said. Have you ever watched

21:11

Cheers? Not like thirty norm? Hey? No, no you do it?

21:15

You're young for cheap. It's okay, it's show. I'm watching reference

21:18

in it, so that's old it is. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving. Always

21:25

remember it's okay to be weird. It's sexy. It got weird, didn't

21:27

it. Yeah,